FBI: FBI OPEN UP! cubfan: *doesn't open up* FBI: please... With a cherry on top? I don't wanna get fired cubfan: too bad, you don't have a warrant, you piece of crap! FBI: grabs TNT and FBI shield cubfan: oh shi... FBI: "I'm bout to end this man's whole career" cubfan: *grabs uno reverse card* cubfan: "I'm bout to end this man's whole career" FBI: goodbye my FBI career, I hope to see you again... FBI boss: YOU'RE FIRED MISTER, FIND ANOTHER CAREER!!! FBI: *sad life*
Imagine they add a splash milk bottle to the game then some f****** a****** with a Golden Apple just goes "look at me no fire damage can you hurt me now" And then you pull out one lava bucket and a splash bottle of milk and watch The Life drain from their eyes
Maaaaan, who needs to light up their base with torches when you could just set it on FIRE, bro! BONUS: You can promote your mixtape by saying it's fire!
@@craftboy112 yeah glass, bottom half slab, farmland, path blocks, carpet, (any non-full block really except soul sand). redstone. You could build a pretty dark build and build with non-spawn able blocks. Would be pretty cool.
Rule 6: allways light up your base MAAAAAAAN ah dont need to light up mah base when its made in a mushroom biome mobs cant spawn in a mushroom biome man
Rule 6:when in doubt run Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan just craft a shield mobs can’t damage you when you have a shield and when you are running away skeletons can shoot you
I play Minecraft connecting my PS4 to my PC monitor with an Xbox controller into the system, occasionally with a VR headset connected into my mobile with a Wii sensor indicating where my controlls are at. If you have any questions on how I do it, I'll look in my Switch manual or my Sega manual to find out on how to operate my Atari NES Cube 64.😅😐😶
Rule six- always light up your base *Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! Just build your base on a mushroom island. Mobs CAN'T spawn there, no matter the light level*
Creeper Catgirl if you don't have torches and you accidentally move exactly when the game checks if mobs are allowed to spawn where your standing, your screwed because you can barely see and mobs just happen to always have nightvision
In the overworld, your better off using a water bucket to cool the lava into obsidian. The last thing you want is for a skeleton to come along and snipe you into the lava while your trying to build over it with stone. And in the nether, whatever you do, DO NOT build bridges over the lava ocean using anything but cobblestone! The reason is simple: If a Ghast shoots it when it's made of anything else, you have to waste time fixing it... assuming you don't fall down the hole to your death.
@@thecounrtychad816 That's why I always stand 3-4 blocks back and cool all the lava from a distance with the water bucket before proceeding. Better safe than sorry. And in the Nether, well... 1. Don't take leaps of faith 2. Get fire resistance potions ASAP 3. DO NOT ATTEMPT PARKOUR IN THE NETHER ( that's for idiots )
Mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn I will add a n every time a like pops up thank you from that weird gacha girl for the idea Edit: thanks for over 200 likes! You guys are legends!!
"MAAAAN I DON'T NEED TO CARRY A FLINT AND STEEL TO THE NETHER IF IM NOT GOING TO THE NETHER!!!10 STEPS AHEAD OF YOU!!!" Thanks for all the likes!:) I never had so many!:)
Shofiyya Alima Ok, to get bone meal, wait until night. Then you have to kill a skeleton. Skeletons spam bows and arrows, so if you haven’t killed a spider yet, good luck. After that, look for a bone. Normally, skeletons drop one bone. Then, put it in your inventory. You can craft 3 bone meals, but it’s useless since you can’t even fully grow wheat with three, meaning you need to kill MORE skeletons. After killing 4 skeletons, you can grow one piece of bread. Forget food, BONE MEAL IS THE ENEMY!!
Always shut the door behind you. Else those mobs will just wander in even if you light up the place and you may find yourself crashing a zombie or creeper party in your own base!
cubfan 135: The player is faster than all of the mobs baby zombie: *ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT!?* Phantom: Am I a joke to you? Baby husk: *WHAT AM I!?* Ender dragon: ... Wither: *Am I a roach?* Skeletons on slabs: **Triggered** Ender man: *Inhale* Boi Baby zombie villager: >:C Pillager: *I’m watching...* Silver fish: Wither: *I’ve never been so insulted*
Can't hit what they can't catch
Skeleton: *observe*
You can be matrix but skeleton in hardcore mode is angel of death in all meanings
Pillager
*Laughs in Pillager*
Endermen:observe
MK10?
@@kiyahkatt ye
when someone gives you rules
cubfan135: MANNNNN
Injoker - lmao
1,000th like
It's the other guy...
Injoker - haha
Stfu you weeb
1.) Never dig straight down
How to break it: Dig straight down
What if you have an efficiency V diamond pickaxe
Same with digging straight up
"Do light up your base."
Don't hafta light up a base when you don't have a base! 2x1 hole is good enough for the night!
Maaaaan I have the difficulty in peaceful.
MAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN just play creative
mushroom biome : hold my bear
alternatively build a mob switch
Or spam carpets and slabs all over the place
*the player is faster than every mob in the game!*
Baby zombie: *laughs in speed*
omg 69 liKES I ruined it AHHAHAHAHAHA
@@Denis-hl2gb _y o u m o n s t e r_
@@andreacarloorru9574 ikr.
Now foxes are the fastest animals
lol
You forgot the most important rule.
Rule 11, Circles are *ＩＬＬＥＧＡＬ*
Ender pearl: Am I a joke to you?
MAAAAAAAAAN Ender pearls will benefit your movement
Mannn
MAAAAAAAN
Awesomeness girl playz Oh my god! I’m so sorry.
“Potions Can’t Get Deleted”
*potion runs out*
1:23
mannnn
Milk: am I a joke to you
mann you don't need to worry just chug another. Its not that hard man.
I like that time
I noticed the time there, is in order
“OMG! SOMEONE’S DYING! CALL THE AMBULA-“
“mAaAAAaaNnnNN”
wtf are you noob to say ambulance maaike
Maaan, just let them die. They can't feel no pain if they're dead, man!
Armyyyyyy
I can’t call the ambulance I am the ambulance just bring some supplies easy as that
@@keys8966 Its not that hard man.
*players are faster than mobs*
Ender dragon: *hold my beer*
Random piano stuff Dragons Breath*
Gh0sT IOS wtf
What about Creepers in minecarts?
Player with elytra and enchanted trident: hold my beer
Baby zombie: yeah sure..
*"Food is your friend"*
Sorry but i dont eat my friends
Lol
he means its a friend to you
Christa Barkley r/wooosh
Hahaha
What if we call it *"SLAVE"*
5:51
man: food isn't my friend.
also man: has 10 steak in his inventory
That's not steak that's rotten flesh
@@samsneaky141 bruh look at 5:51 and look at the 6th inventory slot
@@noykennoy now I see it thanks man I'm subscribing you for that one
EPIC FAIL
r/wooooosh
This is how many times he said Maaaan!
👇🏻
More.
😂😂👌🏻
Maaaaaannn!!
MAANNNNNNN!!!!!!!!
Wow he’s really sexist
“The player is faster than every mob in the game”
Baby zombie, ender man (in some occasions), phantom, vindicator, wither: *am I a joke to you?*
Anthonys Life I think you can outrun the phantom if you sprint and constantly jump but of course if you stop it will get you
Rekityou true.
Wither: Huh they can hit you if we can’t catch u, HOLD YOUR HORSeS
Phantoms are crazy slow
What's a phantom ?
Nobody:
Literally not a single soul:
Cubman135: mannnnnn
@@pointlessangle2149 whoa that seems familliar
*Cubfan135
@@pointlessangle2149 He really went that route huh?
DriFF YT
Iskall: MäAaAaAAAaaAAaaaARN
i never figured out that "Nobody: Ect.." Meme pls explain
“Make sure to wear a mask and obey distancing rules in our store.”
“Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnn”
😂
Maaaaaaan masks are a liabity it infringes my rights. Just bring some essential oils and cure any disease you get.
😥😁😁😁😁😁
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Mmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnn you dont need to wear a mask you can just cover your mouth with your hands man
Mannnn, just get the ghast to relight your portal
Ikr
Lol
Or maybe hope that RNG gets you a flint and steel
It’s removed
@@stargazer9798 really?
*players are faster than mobs*
Baby zombie: *hold my chicken*
What about pillagers and vindigators
Ender Dragon: Hold my Dragon breath
@@ArmedLewis yes you are
Except for maybe baby zombies ?
Zombie : Hold my flesh
Sans : Hold my bow
Creeper : Hold my tnt
PHANTOM : HOLD MY PP
Minecraft: **creates 10 rules of Minecraft**
cubfan: **breaks rules**
also cubfan: why is the fbi here
FBI: FBI OPEN UP!
cubfan: *doesn't open up*
FBI: please... With a cherry on top? I don't wanna get fired
cubfan: too bad, you don't have a warrant, you piece of crap!
FBI: grabs TNT and FBI shield
cubfan: oh shi...
FBI: "I'm bout to end this man's whole career"
cubfan: *grabs uno reverse card*
cubfan: "I'm bout to end this man's whole career"
FBI: goodbye my FBI career, I hope to see you again...
FBI boss: YOU'RE FIRED MISTER, FIND ANOTHER CAREER!!!
FBI: *sad life*
Why do I hear boss music
Wait thats illegal
Me: *sees FBI outside my house*
0:18 *man*
0:49 *man*
1:57 *m a n*
6:27 "But actually, theres more."
4:13 *MAaNn!?*
aghahahahaha
MAAAAAAAAAAAAN
How to break all of these rules in one word
Creative
Edit: Oh my god I never got this many likes thank you so much!
True :D
Nani
_Whats your favorite idea?_
@Xx Sky_Gacha xX then mine around it
@Xx Sky_Gacha xX Then get a new stack in the creative menu
“A player is faster than any mob in the game...”
E N D E R M A N: *hold my dirt*
Lmao
"Hold my one block of dirt I gotta catch that booty for outsmarting me"
Baby zombie
Waht
Zombie villager: *i Am sPeeD*
Teacher:one of the classroom rules ar-
Cubfan: *MAAANN*
copied comment
@Benjamin butler King You copied @amazing gaming05.
Stolen comment 😒
Copied
How do you know he copied? I mean, It was posted 4 month's ago, Just like the other comment.
cub: players are faster than any mob
my horse when i look away for 0.7 seconds: gOTtA gO FAsT
gas gaaas gaaaaaass
And what about the enderman
De javu
A player is faster than every mob.
Enderman: hold my block
XDDD yes
What? No. You can easily run away from an enderman
No u can't when they agro. They teleport as well.
@@user73926 Yes you can. They always teleport away from you then back to you, when they teleport you can easily run away from them.
no. enderman is slower than player, but he can teleport to you
50% of the comments: MANNNN
The other 50%: Players are faster than mobs.
Alem no 50 MaNN 25. There mobs 24. There player faster. Then 1 is. HOLD MY BEeR
This comment was not worth it for you to read
Wait how is the skeleton going to kill the player if the skeleton does not have arrows......?
@@aitis8270 Skeleton Will throw his bones
@@mrvulture8981 then the skeleton will just fall because he has no bones
@@aitis8270 it Will take bones of hes fallen enemies
@@mrvulture8981 oooooooooooohhh
So i learned if someone that start talk with "mannnnn" he always right
I mean are you wrong tho
Not wrong
I said to my cousin "mannnnnn u dont know how to poop" lol
English
mannnnn you don't have to start talk with mann all the time
wait
Except for #6 and #10
1:29
Potions?
Where does the Potions come from?
Exactly
FROM BOTTLES OF *WATER*
edit n183980139: Wtf a lot of likes :000
yeah but not water buckets
Exactly you can’t even pour out water from a bottle of water
Some of us don’t even know how to make potions
😲
Not water buckets
“Just dig a 2x1 hole and stand in the middle of it”
Cobblestone: hippity hoppity your inventory is now my property
mannnnn just dig another block and trow all of your cobble away simple as that man
COsmicStOrm YT lol
I use this so much tho
200th like
That one mob farm you want to build so you'll be able to enchant faster: Placity placity your chestfuls of cobblestone are now my property
“Players are faster than all mobs”
Baby Zombie: *Gotta go fast*
Baby zombie: I am speed
Baby zombie I AM A LEGEND OF SPEED
Didnt like cuz it now has 69 likes
ZoOOM
Enderman: AM I A JOKE TO YOU?
1 like means how many times he said “MAN”
Edit: OMG TYSM FOR THE LIKES
15 times.
VinsPlayer hahah yep
This looks accurate
@@diegoconnolly5317 mhm!
I would but 69 likes
Isaac Newton: **INVENTS THE 3 LAWS OF MOTION**
cubfan135: MAAAAN
Benjamin Sandoval LOL
LOL
Nobody can invent laws of physics, you can only discover them
*Mmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn...*
You did m in the bottom left of the n
@@detasayhisouthall8076 wow u spot it
@@detasayhisouthall8076 That's some sharp eye
I found m
5
back then the only rules were
1. Don't dig straight down
2. The only way is down
DIOhydrogen Monoxide it's fine to dig down
MrBeast _ lol sup didn’t expect to find you here
LimeStream -& lemons- ok
So true
@@mwiswhka you're not even the real one
“What can’t get deleted potions”
Milk: am I a joke to you
Imagine they add a splash milk bottle to the game then some f****** a****** with a Golden Apple just goes "look at me no fire damage can you hurt me now"
And then you pull out one lava bucket and a splash bottle of milk and watch The Life drain from their eyes
Start of video tricks: *useful tips for every player*
End of video tricks: Did you know if you eat, you don't die from starvation?
No not really, It's more like:
Eat food,to be able to sprint regenerate hp and also not die
Yep
Maaaaan, who needs to light up their base with torches when you could just set it on FIRE, bro!
BONUS: You can promote your mixtape by saying it's fire!
If your house is neatherack and cobblestone this could work.
Also, if you put floor as glass, mobs can't spawn
@@craftboy112 yeah glass, bottom half slab, farmland, path blocks, carpet, (any non-full block really except soul sand). redstone. You could build a pretty dark build and build with non-spawn able blocks. Would be pretty cool.
Wack
1:38
You could just let the ghast hit the portal and it will work again
Wait really?
@@cyannyan2394 yeah. I did that once in one of my worlds.
Good tip though
Soud Hussein XD new minecraft player?
Sam Bautista so it can break and reignite your portal? I thought it only broke it
"the player is faster than every mob in the game"
Ocelot:"am I a joke to you"
Every hostile mob that spawns naturally
Baby Zombie: Am I a bigger joke to you?
@@8h_onyt482 player is faster than baby zombie
@@YounesLayachi ok
Timmy Roberts replace that with a fast Minecraft horse 😉
1:33
And what can't be deleted? Potions.
Me: /effect @a clear
Console Error: Sorry but this command is invalid. Were you thinking of "/effect clear @a" ?
@@X-Ter R/whoosh
@@Remy0049 Do you know whats a whoooosh?
Danilo Foglia /itsrwooooshwith4os and you didn’t use it correctly because he didn’t miss a joke
Milk: Am I a joke to you
Maaaan, you fo'got the numbah 1 rule o' Minecraft! Always respect the Convex!
Rule: Never dig around in the nether if dogs are underneath you. #RIPSpaceDogs
you can never be over protective in minecraft
“Food is your friend”
This is why I’m starving.
“What can’t be deleted? Potions.”
Milk: I’m about to end this man’s whole career
"the player is faster than every mob in the game"
Mini zombie: hold my beer
Mini zombie? Who calls a baby zombie mini zombie?
@@cuppajoe2
Hi, it's a pleasure meet you.
@@entropyvictim what the fuck does this have to do with his comment?????
@@fetendo8291 be family friendly because this is s family friendly channel
@@gamergames4115 This is the internet. Not some kiddy game.
How to break rule six without consequences:
Slabs
Exactly
Also, Mushroom Fields
Also leaves.
Also glass
Also, setting the game to pacific
“the player is faster than every mob in the game”
*pillager update* am I a joke to you?
i mean you can still run faster than a ravager
This video was made 2 years ago so he doesn't know about it
Right couse pillager won't stop follow you 0-0
😂 😂
Sonic has joined the chat
Nobody:
This guy: "MANNNNNNN"
Rule 6: allways light up your base
MAAAAAAAN ah dont need to light up mah base when its made in a mushroom biome mobs cant spawn in a mushroom biome man
Rule 6:when in doubt run
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan just craft a shield mobs can’t damage you when you have a shield and when you are running away skeletons can shoot you
@@derpyboi8649shield true but it only cover the front so good luck trying to turn around fast
*The Actual Rules of Minecraft* : No rules.
oof
no, but it is a law.
Neteus 5 years?! Not every crime is punished the same way.........
nononono.....this can't be...........
ÒwÓ I shall be the only one to dominate this pfp
@@swing_1622 building limit
*MAAAAAAAAN*
MAAAAAAAAYYYYNNNN,YOU DON'T NEED AN ANIME PROFILE PICTURE,ALL I NEED IS A DEAD MEME!
Derp ,The Baked Potato. She's not from an anime lol she's a mascot of a news agent in Indonesia
I'm sorry but his voice is sooo annoying
Womaaaaaaaaaaaaan
Max Haibara *thats my kind of newstation*
no one:
everyone: why dose he keep on saying m-
cubfan135: MAAAANN
everyone: oh no 🤦♂️ not again!
Dose
*punching grass is my favorite Wii Sport*
Ji58 TH-cam thAt iS r4cisT
Sienna hits a rampage on grass shroud cant even catch him with the noscope
AND BOOOM SIENNA DESTROY ALL THE GRASS THATS JUST INCREDIBRLE
I play Minecraft connecting my PS4 to my PC monitor with an Xbox controller into the system, occasionally with a VR headset connected into my mobile with a Wii sensor indicating where my controlls are at. If you have any questions on how I do it, I'll look in my Switch manual or my Sega manual to find out on how to operate my Atari NES Cube 64.😅😐😶
Rule six- always light up your base
*Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! Just build your base on a mushroom island. Mobs CAN'T spawn there, no matter the light level*
Or you can simply put slabs on the floor
Or you can simply play on Peaceful :)
Or you can just not play at all and get off your ass for once
Or you can just dont play Minecraft
The 10 Rules of Minecraft ...
*M A Y N , W H O N E E D S R U L E S W H E N Y O U G O T C R E A T I V E*
*_wait longer than the age of the known universe_*
RealKian boo
RealKian boo
RealKian why did you have to comment!
R Gill yup that was the best part and the weirdest
R Gill I will not wait 14 billion years!!
*breaks rule 3
*Uses rule 3 to break rule 8
Pulled a lil sneaky on ya didn't they
Yeah, lol
*O U T S T A N D I N G M O V E*
Always go with a water bucket to mine around ores before mining.
"6. Always light up your base."
Me: If you say so...* *Grab Flint & Steel**
Also: In Soviet Russia , Minecraft rules break you!
R SkulDemon yo mama
lol
Well, if you have firetick set to false than you can grab flint and steel
What if it's cobblestone
When i heard that rule i think about WHAT IM GONNA BIRN MY HOUSE!!
"Players are faster than all mobs"
Ender dragon: BRUH
Elytra: Hold my fireworks
Did you know the speedest mob
Ravager w/speed 100
@@sarahcarino8538 did you know the fastest mob
Enderman/teleports in front of you
Like100
"Players are faster than all the mobs"
Baby Zombie: *Am i a joke to you?*
Players are actually faster lol
@Me Goose-man r/woooosh
got no bed? wait in a hole!
very usefull for when you start, just be carfull not to wait to long or you'll die but 10000 phantoms! always keep a bow and/or sword/axe
I always do that
N
Creeper Catgirl that's what I did when first time I played Minecraft.😅😅😅😅😂😂😂
Creeper Catgirl if you don't have torches and you accidentally move exactly when the game checks if mobs are allowed to spawn where your standing, your screwed because you can barely see and mobs just happen to always have nightvision
Take a shot every time he says “man!”
True (takes shot) ditto
-lol-
-help me!-
Iz dranks tu much sed hlp
Wasted...
Always light up your base..
*creeper spawns*
Creeper
Aww MANNNN
So we back in the mine swinging are to side to side
Side, side to side,
This Task a grueling one
You Forgot the Our Pickaxe
Hope to find some diamonds to night night,
3:08 "Plus, it's a good workout for your pinky"
Mumbo: *Hold my thumb*
"Player is faster than every mob
Ender man: hold my chorus fruit
Stollen but changed so original 👍
Umm its not chorus fruit its ender pearls ok chorus fruit is a fruit
faster than all mobs
what about enderdragon?
._.
X_EpicChris_X ._.
Enderdragon and wither
Those are bosses
@@buchtacz3827 bosses
When in doubt, don’t run, just turn it on peaceful!
Right
Did that before but stopped, it ain't fun
What if your trying to beat the wither?
@@pusabguy3874 r/woosh
Hardcore mode
"If mobs dont exist,they cant hurt you"
nobody:
him: oKaYyYYYy, let’s just waste a potion when we have a stack of perfectly good stone to cross the lava
because slimeballs and blaze powder are difficult to get apparently
Yee
In the overworld, your better off using a water bucket to cool the lava into obsidian. The last thing you want is for a skeleton to come along and snipe you into the lava while your trying to build over it with stone.
And in the nether, whatever you do, DO NOT build bridges over the lava ocean using anything but cobblestone! The reason is simple: If a Ghast shoots it when it's made of anything else, you have to waste time fixing it... assuming you don't fall down the hole to your death.
Muneera Alyaseen well what if he accidentally falls into the lava!
@@thecounrtychad816 That's why I always stand 3-4 blocks back and cool all the lava from a distance with the water bucket before proceeding. Better safe than sorry.
And in the Nether, well...
1. Don't take leaps of faith
2. Get fire resistance potions ASAP
3. DO NOT ATTEMPT PARKOUR IN THE NETHER ( that's for idiots )
Heh, I thought the way to break the base lighting rule would be to live on a mooshroom island :P
Carpets as well. CARPETS ARE BEEEAAAUUUUTTTIIFFFFULLLL
Haha! True!
SangM unless you spill some water on them 😂😂😂
Why light up you surroundings if you live in a perimether? *tapping forehead*
But mushroom islands can be dangerous. Mine is probably among the most dangerous in all of Minecraft because it is surrounded by land on all sides.
Rule 6.: Maaaaaan I don't have to light up my base or worry about mobs if I live in a mushroom biome ;)
Mushroom biomes are ineffective against Phantom mobs. I learned that the hard way. Word of the experienced: keep your AFK fishing farm underground. :/
Or use slabs or carpet
Maaaan it's not a mushroom biome it's a Mushroom Island
JonnyLikesGames87 you could play on ps3 or mobile
LC SJ heh heh
4:19 “-when I don’t leave my base in the first place?”
*so you’re just gonna live without food, huh?*
Underground farm bruv
Yeah, food is his enemy.
Tenucly you don’t need food to live unless your in hardcore
Yay i got a like wait maaaaaan why is it blue
Omg 400 Lieks THX
420 likes... i was too late to be the 420th :(
@@iamalsoaduckhead ooof
How to bypass all of these
/gamerule keepInventory true
You won't lose your items 😂
Like I can get achievements, genius. Laugh it up.
And basically cheating
Except for the 8th rule
Metal Organic Bread just because you have keepInventory on doesn't mean you can't get achievements.
And geez can no one take a joke?
This is how many times he said “man”
|
|
V
Stop like begging
Fun fact: saying somebody that is begging/stealing a comment is also unoriginal ironically...
Zac Oog No we won’t chill when your a cliche like beggar
Beggar
@@rat-ov5wu Then ignore it, kid
"What cant get deleted? Potions."
*sad milk noises*
"The player is faster than every mob"
**Laughs in Ravager**
Ravagers are tbh fast but if you sprint you can get it off your trail but does take a looooooong time and yes I understand the joke
@@rajkrish19 at least I didn't have to whoosh you
watch me
r/wooosh
Enderman: LOL THIS GUY THINKS HE CAN OUTRUN ME. I DONT NEED TO *RUN* . I *TELEPORT*
@@gimmealldafoodz2625 *Enderman Scream intensifies*
"You are faster than any mob in the game"
Rabbit: _am I joke to you?_
Ohh that comment what I was looking for 😂
Ocelot, Ender Dragon, and Baby Zombies: Maaaan
@@snipeablevaughn Endermen, foxes, rabbits, *panicking* villager, bat: *MAAAAAAAAAAN*
@Super cool Jack Batman :D
Ender Dragon
Phantom
Guardiam:..
Mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn I will add a n every time a like pops up thank you from that weird gacha girl for the idea
Edit: thanks for over 200 likes! You guys are legends!!
Trayse Ganser lies, THERES NO N’s
Dog lover I did it
Oh wait you meant in the word “man”? Sorry I’m a dumbass 😂
Dog Lover lol it’s ok
Ruined Props why are you upset
His “maaeen” is amazing
Cub: Don’t do this! You can *DIE*
The other dude: *MAAAAAAN-*
Maaaaaaaaaan go on a creative don't die
Why is the fbi at my door
u broke da rules so u bad boi
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FBI OPEN UP
XD 😂
@@scottbassman123 NEVAH!!!!
"Food is your enemy."
bread is a food
you're making an enemy
He said "food is ALSO enemy."
For the light tip, if all surfaces have slabs on them mobs can't spawn
No one:
Literally no one:
Cubfan: *M A N N N N*
Jugame M A. N. N. N. N N. N
Rule 1-10 is actually don’t hurt your minecraft dog
DON'T HURT SVEN
Maybe you say don't hurt untamed dog
@@Exo88712 āhahàh
Or dont punch your friend that has a dog
@@agoosewithinternetaccessan3218 Yes you do you kill them and take them their dog (p.s. yes I know the dog would attack you)
"MAAAAN I DON'T NEED TO CARRY A FLINT AND STEEL TO THE NETHER IF IM NOT GOING TO THE NETHER!!!10 STEPS AHEAD OF YOU!!!"
Thanks for all the likes!:)
I never had so many!:)
Lmao 😆
Gangsta
He said if you're going to the Nether. you're dum. Worst comment ever
No
Are you def
In case you forget flint and steel in the nether: There is gravel in the nether, and nether fortresses have chests which may contain iron.
3:31 "mobs can't kill you if they don't exist"
Herobrine: Am I a joke to you?
you are like 8 am i right
loleq21 you know that barely makes sense “am I right”.
"Food is your friend" = eat your friends..... ? :D
Fish are Friends not Food.
No its a diffrent kind of friend dummy
Lachlan Kessey unspeakable gaming?
Potion can’t get deleted
Death: Hold my beer
"Players are faster than ANY mob."
Enderman: HoLd mY gRaSs
Rule 34: you don't want to know what that is...
Salvatore D'Amico pff-
Bruh
Rofl
i dont get it
Water Melon you are too innocent and pure for the rule 34.
"Wait longer than the age of the known universe"
Dang I can't take it xD
Omg i thought u were pewdiePIEE
But u can make bone meal... :p
Shofiyya Alima Ok, to get bone meal, wait until night. Then you have to kill a skeleton. Skeletons spam bows and arrows, so if you haven’t killed a spider yet, good luck. After that, look for a bone. Normally, skeletons drop one bone. Then, put it in your inventory. You can craft 3 bone meals, but it’s useless since you can’t even fully grow wheat with three, meaning you need to kill MORE skeletons. After killing 4 skeletons, you can grow one piece of bread. Forget food, BONE MEAL IS THE ENEMY!!
Always shut the door behind you. Else those mobs will just wander in even if you light up the place and you may find yourself crashing a zombie or creeper party in your own base!
That's a good rule.
Put down a pressure plate on the inside, the door will always close behind you
true that and use fence gates insted of a regular wood door. Mobs cant open fences.
Maaaaaaaaaaaaan, just half slab and carpet EVERYTHING and then mobs won't even care about your door because they won't be there!
cubfan135 been telling that to my kids for 21 years ;)
just carry boats in the nether. you can literally mlg boat in the nether. Or just log out before you take fall damage and log back in.
*I am glad you also told how to break em😂*
BhaiLogKaAdda Pokemon Theories and More same
F.B.I OPEN UP!
In the nether get slime blocks with you😎
BhaiLogKaAdda Pokemon Theories and More
why?!!!?!?!!??!
BhaiLogKaAdda lol
Here's another rule: *Switch out the q button with the t, because it might happen too often that you lose a diamond sword to a puddle of lava.*
SO SO annoying the Q for that. Kept tossing my sword when I wanted to do rule 9 XD
I changed the Q to P, just for that added assurance that I wouldn't accidentally hit it!
P
I rebound it when I started playing minecraft because I hit it all the time but now it is bound to Q and I got no issues!
I know what vid u watched
cubfan 135: The player is faster than all of the mobs
baby zombie: *ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT!?*
Phantom: Am I a joke to you?
Baby husk: *WHAT AM I!?*
Ender dragon: ...
Wither: *Am I a roach?*
Skeletons on slabs: **Triggered**
Ender man: *Inhale* Boi
Baby zombie villager: >:C
Pillager: *I’m watching...*
Silver fish:
Wither: *I’ve never been so insulted*
Ender dragon:
Baby husk: what am I?!
I can't escape a wither but i can escape a baby zombie...
Silverfish aren’t that fast.
We have been lied to
6:18 did anybody notice steak in his inventory
Rules 1-10
Me: MAAAAAANNN I could just turn on the Creative mode
Tomori o
Waste your achievements
Lol
True
What if you want a trophies I play survival and I’m good at it