The UNWRITTEN LAWS of Minecraft!

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  • @Alias938
    @Alias938 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1281

    5:35 "don't build too close to people"
    I once lived in the wall of a friend's house

    • @kidpickarus1967
      @kidpickarus1967 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Smiley was that a reference to Grian on Evo?

    • @scoot7541
      @scoot7541 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Anne Frank is that you?

    • @shadowfire04
      @shadowfire04 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      how did that turn out for you?

    • @mr_nightmares
      @mr_nightmares 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      A friend in a multiplayer world just put a bed in the top of my house and he just live ther i mind he don't have nothing

    • @angi8396
      @angi8396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I made a room inside their mine before

  • @sartexir9285
    @sartexir9285 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15442

    A diamond block house actually looks dumber than a dirt house

    • @franziska9260
      @franziska9260 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1492

      Dirt houses are normal in Minecraft. We've all built them.
      Freaking diamond block houses are not. What the Hades.

    • @supermemexd2437
      @supermemexd2437 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      Yes

    • @10Axet
      @10Axet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      I agree

    • @kinjesnow6998
      @kinjesnow6998 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Yes lol

    • @THEOFILO4
      @THEOFILO4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +344

      Diamond houses = griefers incoming.
      and by griefers i mean poor people = all of us

  • @elcintikiz298
    @elcintikiz298 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1093

    9:56
    Everybody gangsta until Mumbo learns where they live

  • @charliesheldon5264
    @charliesheldon5264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +871

    “I know where you live” 😂😂 great outro

    • @prakhar6334
      @prakhar6334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      lol

    • @big864
      @big864 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      xDDDDD i was on the ground when he said that!

    • @YourAverageShoe
      @YourAverageShoe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *ruining the 123 likes*

    • @prakhar6334
      @prakhar6334 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@YourAverageShoe 125

    • @exvinitrai
      @exvinitrai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The last thing you want to hear from Mumbo

  • @TonOfAshYT
    @TonOfAshYT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5255

    the top 3 real unwritten rules of Minecraft:
    1.
    2.
    3.

    • @dertyp9345
      @dertyp9345 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Nice

    • @spero2570
      @spero2570 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Nice

    • @flowAws
      @flowAws 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Nice

    • @fiannakit
      @fiannakit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Nice

    • @Pajdas610
      @Pajdas610 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Nice.

  • @jino5693
    @jino5693 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2768

    *"I know where you live"*
    *Turns off laptop*

    • @coollife250
      @coollife250 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      DOOOOOOO YOU

    • @coollife250
      @coollife250 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      DOOOOOOOO YOU!

    • @WildRon
      @WildRon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      ...UNDERSTAND?!

    • @burrow073
      @burrow073 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I dont have a laptop

    • @thegoldencrowbar6439
      @thegoldencrowbar6439 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@WildRon is that a Jojo reference by any chance?

  • @ehx3419
    @ehx3419 3 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    8:05 Can we take a moment to appreciate JUST HOW MUCH fishing loot was improved since this video was made?

    • @bisisnowhere
      @bisisnowhere 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I got a mending bow and a power 4 bow, in like 30 minutes of fishing once, it's awesomr

    • @laylasmith6658
      @laylasmith6658 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thank you so much! I was just about to say the same thing

    • @ThatDarnLag
      @ThatDarnLag ปีที่แล้ว

      Yah it's op

  • @eaterofsouls6077
    @eaterofsouls6077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    Omg it feels so nostalgic to see pre 1.14 villagers

    • @amitelfassi
      @amitelfassi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Same as the pigmans now...

    • @nexus-kun3674
      @nexus-kun3674 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Is it just me or does anyone else hate pre 1.14 villager?

    • @Enter_channel_name
      @Enter_channel_name 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nostalgic but LAME seriously pre 1.14 villagers suck

    • @nexus-kun3674
      @nexus-kun3674 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Enter_channel_name there's just nothing special about them and the clothing are too basic unlike post 1.14 villager

    • @Enter_channel_name
      @Enter_channel_name 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@nexus-kun3674 Ikr the 1.14 villagers are so much less broken

  • @VictorTyne
    @VictorTyne 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2161

    You missed the big one: If you're on a multiplayer server... fill in your creeper holes! Everyone gets blasted once in a while, and when you do, take some dirt and fill in the crater so you're not leaving a bunch of potholes everywhere you go.

    • @givemecoffee6244
      @givemecoffee6244 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      if you own a multiplayer server, put the gamerule to Mobgriefing false so creeper won't blast your builds :D

    • @array5362
      @array5362 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      It won't ever give you the same amount of dirt as it destroyed so you end up filling it halfway, I just can't be asked to go and find more dirt.

    • @patrlim
      @patrlim 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yep

    • @patrlim
      @patrlim 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@array5362
      Maybe mine out some dirt from in the crater

    • @KyliesRedRoses
      @KyliesRedRoses 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Creepers don’t blow up blocks in my multiplayer server

  • @matthewbeall9028
    @matthewbeall9028 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4118

    Yo fishing is the most underrated thing in the game

    • @phlemtaco6623
      @phlemtaco6623 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      So boring for me I can't do it.

    • @lisa6557
      @lisa6557 5 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Only if you make an automatic fishing farm....

    • @Nina-ko5tc
      @Nina-ko5tc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      I once spent 10 minutes just fishing lmao whoops

    • @alexandradordzhieva3835
      @alexandradordzhieva3835 5 ปีที่แล้ว +301

      fishing is good.
      it gives you enchanting books, tools, and food!

    • @rotz394
      @rotz394 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      If you fish a lot, at least build an AFK Fish Farm.

  • @OPClucker
    @OPClucker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2136

    Who would ever fish.
    2019: Automatic fish farms

    • @monkeyplays5901
      @monkeyplays5901 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Makes sense because he doesn't want to actually spend time fishing...

    • @practicallyabannana4860
      @practicallyabannana4860 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Noooo he actually meant to fish where there is a no fish and a small lake

    • @hexagonforce8854
      @hexagonforce8854 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      If You Are Lucky You Can Get Some
      Insane Enchantments I Was Fishing In Minecraft And I Got A Enchantmebt

    • @clarissasucks_7676
      @clarissasucks_7676 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I fish in the jungle all the time and get enchanted things.

    • @Punttipate62
      @Punttipate62 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@practicallyabannana4860 no he didn't

  • @jarock1016
    @jarock1016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Mumbo: don’t mine straight down, Speedrunners: well yes but actually no

  • @kienan4948
    @kienan4948 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1703

    4:54
    Me: I'm in single player! No one will break my house.
    Enderman: Hold my beer.

    • @antegalic8499
      @antegalic8499 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Ill make your joke better
      Me:I'm in single player! No one will break my house
      Enderman: im about to end this mans whole carrer

    • @800vamp
      @800vamp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      What about a better one?
      Me:l’m in single player! No one will break my house
      Enderman: are you sure about that?

    • @nonstop8220
      @nonstop8220 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      enderman: hold my block

    • @Kokushibouu
      @Kokushibouu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      A better one
      Me:Im in single player! No one will break my house !
      Creeper:Hold my gunpowder

    • @patriciabliven5016
      @patriciabliven5016 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Oh I thought it was creepers that blew my first house up. I still have so much to learn. I keep making silly mistakes like that.

  • @grandpabjornXIX
    @grandpabjornXIX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4574

    Don’t kill villagers
    Trap them in a box

    • @THEOFILO4
      @THEOFILO4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      I usually trap the villager who accepts plants and farming stuff to get his gems

    • @Oracle24_
      @Oracle24_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@THEOFILO4 EMRALDS

    • @caydos7471
      @caydos7471 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      proGamer292427 YT it’s emeralds

    • @Oracle24_
      @Oracle24_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@caydos7471 stupid typo

    • @danielandrade483
      @danielandrade483 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Don’t kill villagers
      Basically kill them slowly

  • @alexolalde3394
    @alexolalde3394 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1989

    Small brain people: *build diamond block house*
    Me, big brain:
    Builds jukebox mansion

    • @notcreativeenoughstill
      @notcreativeenoughstill 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Alex Olalde the best part is jukeboxes are made of diamonds!

    • @emakay_ytgames206
      @emakay_ytgames206 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have built a musical telepoter and so has my cousin he got it on vid 3 years ago

    • @godsfleapowder
      @godsfleapowder 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or build a house out of concrete

    • @intellectracoon
      @intellectracoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@godsfleapowder why what's wrong with that ??

    • @colon_closingbracket
      @colon_closingbracket 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Me, Galaxy Brain:
      *DRAGON EGG VILLAGE*

  • @dannydevito2.066
    @dannydevito2.066 4 ปีที่แล้ว +518

    When Mumbo said don't fish, I felt personally attacked 😂

    • @Xx_B0nGwAt3r_xX
      @Xx_B0nGwAt3r_xX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      cats hate him

    • @darknessburns2237
      @darknessburns2237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      same but its old

    • @creativegamer1236
      @creativegamer1236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lol

    • @creativegamer1236
      @creativegamer1236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dogs are the best, I agree with ur name xD

    • @monotish
      @monotish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      when Minecraft still beta only pigs and fish that we can eat so we don't have choices

  • @BucketsGaming23
    @BucketsGaming23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1571

    8:13
    Or be pewdiepie and spawn it 20 blocks away from your house and not get a single scratch on anything

    • @bagpipemcgee7621
      @bagpipemcgee7621 5 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      We thank the peepeepoopoo army for their sacrifice

    • @cwablek
      @cwablek 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      peepeepooo
      you've done well

    • @LingLing-pn6xu
      @LingLing-pn6xu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I mean half the pigs died

    • @ss-nu3qf
      @ss-nu3qf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@LingLing-pn6xu a small price to pay for salvation

    • @brontar7258
      @brontar7258 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And the sad thing is that he wanted it to be destroyed

  • @nutella_wewerehere
    @nutella_wewerehere 5 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    I love how the nether gravel rule is just called “AAAAHHHHHHHHHH” lmao

    • @ethansmith8954
      @ethansmith8954 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      North Wynd33 Lol

    • @CalRizz
      @CalRizz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I mean that’s how most people first experience it, and that’s how I definitely first experience it! XD

    • @orsondekell2280
      @orsondekell2280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      2:39 the flash of a building then lol

    • @ChampyLegendy
      @ChampyLegendy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wse

  • @heatherrockwell9012
    @heatherrockwell9012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1453

    "Don't fish"
    My AFK fish farm full of free enchantment books would like to argue with you

    • @alvr3461
      @alvr3461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      It's a 3 y/o video.

    • @heatherrockwell9012
      @heatherrockwell9012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      You can, they just take up a bit more space.

    • @omc4254
      @omc4254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Krista Elliott you can, put a note block setup at an ocean

    • @creativegamer1236
      @creativegamer1236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lol, don’t think mumbo likes Afk fish farms either

    • @creativegamer1236
      @creativegamer1236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      1.16? They don’t work now do they?

  • @SCP--sf3fu
    @SCP--sf3fu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    "don't build too close to people"
    Hermitcraft 6 buildoff: oh?

  • @sammakeslego
    @sammakeslego 5 ปีที่แล้ว +891

    "Minecraft doesn't have a tutorial level" -Mumbojumbo
    *_well yes but actually no_*

    • @Z3R0Steam
      @Z3R0Steam 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Xbox 360 wants to know your location

    • @huntdowntherefund
      @huntdowntherefund 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      PS3 WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION

    • @Z3R0Steam
      @Z3R0Steam 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      PS3 wants to know how to be a not shitty console

    • @kgkomrin
      @kgkomrin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      PS4 wants to die

    • @kek-9260
      @kek-9260 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Z3R0Steam Xbox 360 wants to know how the PS3 sold 3.4 million more untis

  • @Liur.
    @Liur. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    The tool-tips at the start up of the game occasionally say "Don't dig down!"
    Almost as if it were some kind of ... written law.

    • @skepticalembryo
      @skepticalembryo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Liur it also say don’t leave trees floating

    • @Xman34washere
      @Xman34washere 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Buena dias molebo

    • @muichiroscat104
      @muichiroscat104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      69 likes... NICE

    • @sam14yearsago70
      @sam14yearsago70 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They also say 'dont make trees float'... :0

  • @WelsknightGaming
    @WelsknightGaming 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4917

    Totally agree on UFO trees.

    • @yeeterofworlds2685
      @yeeterofworlds2685 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Welsknight Gaming I saw your video on Iskall exposed, are you looking for stuff to put on your "Mumbo is not a spoon" video? ;)

    • @queerpunk3398
      @queerpunk3398 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Welsknight Gaming ikr I was thinking the same thing! Alien tree invasion!!!

    • @queerpunk3398
      @queerpunk3398 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Welsknight Gaming ikr I was thinking the same thing! Alien tree invasion!!!

    • @queerpunk3398
      @queerpunk3398 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Welsknight Gaming ikr I was thinking the same thing! Alien tree invasion!!!

    • @maxgames8084
      @maxgames8084 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hello there !!

  • @FewVidsJustComments
    @FewVidsJustComments 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    8:14 "being at least, a billion...blocks away from anything"
    AntVenom: "my time has come"

  • @j6vry
    @j6vry 5 ปีที่แล้ว +648

    I remembered how I used to always dig down in Minecraft Pocket Edition as lava was still not implemented to the game

    • @funnyguy1059
      @funnyguy1059 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Minihulk462 that would be a nice idea

    • @holierthanthou2520
      @holierthanthou2520 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I did it too, but it was before they added caves

    • @holierthanthou2520
      @holierthanthou2520 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You Man 34 No, I meant on Pocket Edition. There was a time before they added caves into it.

    • @crustpunkjesuschrist
      @crustpunkjesuschrist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@GB_B they didn't have caves in pocket edition for a couple years

    • @PancakeEnforcer924J
      @PancakeEnforcer924J 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Minihulk462 I also did the same however lava was always in the game (remember when in lava your screen would get some red filter that affected half your screen?) but caves weren’t in the game yet meaning that lava was only found coming out like a waterfall on the side of mountains

  • @Anonymous529
    @Anonymous529 5 ปีที่แล้ว +955

    8:22 *Mumbo:* _Don’t Spawn Withers near Everything!_
    *Pewdiepie:* _Makes a Wither within 50 Blocks away of his house_
    *Mumbo: Wait That’s illegal*

    • @Himee_eee
      @Himee_eee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Because he has the army of pee pee poo poos

    • @Anonymous529
      @Anonymous529 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Zeno Sama *But they healed him!*

    • @Anonymous529
      @Anonymous529 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @James Weatherly I know, I’m just joking to what Pewds said

    • @user-bh1mi3qc4p
      @user-bh1mi3qc4p 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      dude not 50 but 24

    • @Anonymous529
      @Anonymous529 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Ultra Instinct *within 50 blocks*

  • @loowisa
    @loowisa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +707

    I started digging straight down when I found out I always got lucky
    I got banned for x-ray....

    • @areebmasoodi8932
      @areebmasoodi8932 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lool that's hilarious. I always dig straight downish

    • @eminescu253
      @eminescu253 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@areebmasoodi8932 digging straight down is not nearly as bad as people say, also you can always hear lava so yeah

    • @areebmasoodi8932
      @areebmasoodi8932 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@eminescu253 yeah. I keep my subtitles on for that reason. So even if I can't hear it, i can read "Lava pops"

    • @heyheyitsjae2475
      @heyheyitsjae2475 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      digging a two wide hole instead of a one wide one also negates most of the problems

    • @eminescu253
      @eminescu253 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@heyheyitsjae2475 That is exactly what i was thinking about

  • @generik6224
    @generik6224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    Mumbo: "dont waste you're time on fishing"
    my Lure III Luck of the sea III unbreaking III and Mending fishing rod that got me a sharpness IV sword: 😒

    • @mustafaeee6778
      @mustafaeee6778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wew i just got a fire aspect 2 on my old world

    • @Astro_Blue102
      @Astro_Blue102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I got a mending book

    • @overbeb
      @overbeb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Villager trading is better.

    • @sandwich_edits6825
      @sandwich_edits6825 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      When u realized that this video is old
      lol

    • @Trekzaz
      @Trekzaz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Dana A-N hahaha have the same bow lol made my friend the same one but he has the curse on it but not to bad make a bad above a lake so all sorted haha

  • @andromedagalaxy6060
    @andromedagalaxy6060 6 ปีที่แล้ว +756

    Uhhhh...
    On MCPE one of the loading texts is "DONT LEAVE TREES FLOATING"

    • @ruszozsuzsanna5431
      @ruszozsuzsanna5431 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I saw that one once lol

    • @colourfulbees
      @colourfulbees 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It's also on java edition

    • @ccb3131
      @ccb3131 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      So people actually read the loading texts...

    • @sarcasticskully1669
      @sarcasticskully1669 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It is on xbox too

    • @ocomic9131
      @ocomic9131 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      *Splash Text
      Also, there’s Leads can be used on boats, Do people even read these, and stuff like thata

  • @TheKwinix
    @TheKwinix 6 ปีที่แล้ว +685

    I disagree with fishing being bad. In survival its one if the best ways to get items and exp

    • @Knightfire66
      @Knightfire66 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      i would build an enderman farm on survival.. which would take a year... instead of fishing... you have to kill me if you want me to fish... at the beginning i didnt know you can fish. i thought this is only for pigs to lure them with carrots...

    • @uen-nj2xp
      @uen-nj2xp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@Knightfire66 Build a fishing machine and go AFK. That's how I fish.

    • @philistravaum2284
      @philistravaum2284 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yeah I have to agree with you, there's been two times where I've gone fishing quite early in the game and I got a Trident from fishing.

    • @ege8240
      @ege8240 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Knightfire66 how do you build an enderman farm? Pls gotta know

    • @finnleithomczyk5292
      @finnleithomczyk5292 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same

  • @belle8026
    @belle8026 5 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    Me: accidentally hits villager trying to SLEEP before anything spawns
    Iron golem: I know where you are. I’ll be waiting by your door. NOBODY HURTS A VILLAGER ON MY WATCH

    • @ryanalving3785
      @ryanalving3785 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well well, caught in the act and no gold to pay your fine

    • @johnlopez7060
      @johnlopez7060 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well it happens to me with lvl 27. After I came back to get thing and exp but I got only 7 exp. Man its so hard to lvl up😅

    • @advancedpsiwheel651
      @advancedpsiwheel651 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He knows where you live

    • @isaiahf-d846
      @isaiahf-d846 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@johnlopez7060 yeah when you die max levels you can get back is 7

  • @SanicStudios
    @SanicStudios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    "Doesn't really have a tutorial level"
    **screams in console legacy edition**

  • @Rouk
    @Rouk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2696

    lesson learned; never waste diamonds on hoes!

    • @seancooper4058
      @seancooper4058 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Rick Sanchez Hahaha good advice

    • @kaydench3321
      @kaydench3321 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Rick Sanchez lol dying 😁

    • @bernardz2002
      @bernardz2002 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Still remember Mumbo saying "Pick up your boats and hoes" and those hoes are diamonds

    • @casey-gt8nl
      @casey-gt8nl 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      LMAO IM DEAD

    • @frostberry1089
      @frostberry1089 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I actually made a diamond hoe once cuz i was making a massive farm in survival that was over 2000 blocks... and seeing how the diamond tools have roughly 1,500 uses... i felt it was justified.

  • @gmddemonshark8539
    @gmddemonshark8539 7 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    Ah good ol' efficiency V, unbreaking III, silk touch, mending, fortune III, fire blasting aspect II, whatever pickaxe

    • @endeyfire
      @endeyfire 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      GMD Demonshark *burns everything* sorry were u using this? *pickaxe is used for a double roaster for chicken*

    • @okovermekeamglight4563
      @okovermekeamglight4563 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I've been messing around on the enchanting table for a long time and I can't get fire blasting aspect on my pickaxe.

    • @chickenballz509
      @chickenballz509 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @2ndvariable950
      @2ndvariable950 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ayup

    • @2ndvariable950
      @2ndvariable950 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      IKR

  • @kimmehamehaaa7241
    @kimmehamehaaa7241 5 ปีที่แล้ว +714

    "It can go south pretty quickly" whilst talking about the dangers of digging directly down. I see what you did there. 😎

    • @kalimahmed5128
      @kalimahmed5128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Kimmehame Haaa
      Thanks

    • @Funni-Man8786
      @Funni-Man8786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Normie emoji

    • @tcg1_qc
      @tcg1_qc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      but if you dig down at the south pole then you're going north

    • @depressoespresso5904
      @depressoespresso5904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      oh

    • @Kinkyminky
      @Kinkyminky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      As probably already clear by some of the comments: down does not equal south.

  • @pokemonadmin99
    @pokemonadmin99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Real OG console players remember tutorial on 360 where they did help and tell you some rules

    • @dwatys1ace
      @dwatys1ace 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      On normal Bedrock is now too

    • @AssasinClanFN10
      @AssasinClanFN10 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ye i play on ps4

    • @skyph2337
      @skyph2337 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      shit i remember that

    • @potatolovesmoss7996
      @potatolovesmoss7996 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I sometimes go back to my xbox 360 just to play it. Its honestly so fun.

    • @testerwulf3357
      @testerwulf3357 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I loved the tutorial village!

  • @SuperSilver7591
    @SuperSilver7591 5 ปีที่แล้ว +458

    Me:Wtf fishing is amazing
    *Looks at the date* WTF THIS IS FROM 2017?!? WHY ARE ALL THE COMMENTS RECENT

    • @smo-king6504
      @smo-king6504 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@GSS126 >rennisance

    • @GSS126
      @GSS126 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@smo-king6504 thank you

    • @smo-king6504
      @smo-king6504 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GSS126 always glad to help out

    • @poisonedread
      @poisonedread 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@GSS126 Why are all the people giving credit to Pewds for reviving the game? It was popular even 3 months earlier, when people were making memes about it.

    • @leion800
      @leion800 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The update

  • @MonsterKing-ux4mp
    @MonsterKing-ux4mp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    9:09 Grian would be proud

    • @swakv
      @swakv 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      True

    • @ShaolinKungfuISKF
      @ShaolinKungfuISKF 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Now that he plays hermitcraft...yeah,his survival skills are on this level...

    • @zero-tj9vj
      @zero-tj9vj 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ? Why it's a basic thing to know even if Mumbo doesn't know how to build it doesn't mean he doesn't know what looks right 😋

    • @alexlebruh8025
      @alexlebruh8025 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I Am GROOT LoL 😂

    • @ivc6482
      @ivc6482 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL

  • @fikusfikuss4000
    @fikusfikuss4000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +546

    "Don't waste your diamonds on hoes" - Mumbo Jumbo 2017.

    • @thomasontdeker
      @thomasontdeker 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      XD

    • @seanrea550
      @seanrea550 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i tend to keep stone tools on hand for the lesser task like farming or harvesting low level materials. leave the good stuff for the things that matter.

    • @ivanljujic4128
      @ivanljujic4128 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fikus Fikuss Omg XD

    • @yjiokhi4479
      @yjiokhi4479 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      +Sean Rea he didn't mean hoes as in the farming tool, he meant hoes as in prostitutes

    • @rira7063
      @rira7063 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yjiokhi 447 immature kids

  • @fadegrim
    @fadegrim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Mumbo:I know were you live!
    Me: *moves houses*
    Also me: he’ll never find me

  • @russellvoss7575
    @russellvoss7575 7 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    A better title is "The rules of minecraft that everybody knows but disobeys anyway"

    • @lucozade1239
      @lucozade1239 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Russell Voss lol yes, like digging straight down, bruv I can't fucking play Minecraft without doing that 😯😅

    • @konkondotzip
      @konkondotzip 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah, kinda. But still not 1x1, that's dumb nevertheless.
      If I play singleplayer (on most servers digging straight down is forbidden) I always dig down 2x1, it's just... so much easier!

    • @meghandavis5327
      @meghandavis5327 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Russell Voss yeah I have done like 5 of these......and still plan on continuing

    • @Manicmariofan
      @Manicmariofan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Worded Puppet Or just place water down and pick it up again before it gets out of range! duh...
      #everheardofterraria

    • @konkondotzip
      @konkondotzip 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Manicmariofan​ OOOOOH That makes so much sense!!
      I played Terraria, why did I never come up with that?!

  • @dawidekyt6975
    @dawidekyt6975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Me: plays on survival, no one can break my house!!!
    Mumbo: I know where you live

  • @OwenKufta
    @OwenKufta 5 ปีที่แล้ว +420

    *I K N O W W H E R E Y O U L I V E*
    Anyway I hope you guys enjoyed the video
    100 to 0

    • @coollife250
      @coollife250 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh no!

    • @acesy1044
      @acesy1044 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well where am i

    • @rotten8185
      @rotten8185 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      U

    • @tntberol1
      @tntberol1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      9:55

    • @acesy1044
      @acesy1044 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jumbo: 9:55
      Me: well where am i

  • @CyanPotato
    @CyanPotato 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Actually with the right enchantments fishing is rather helpful. I have retrieved enchanted books, saddles, enchanted bows and other fishing poles from fishing. That and I actually find it relaxing, especially if you bring a jukebox and a couple of your fave discs (not disc 11 obviously) to listen to whilst doing so.

    • @Iazibones
      @Iazibones 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What if disc 11 is my favorite?

    • @CyanPotato
      @CyanPotato 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Iazibones then listen away!!

  • @hi-tecgaming7735
    @hi-tecgaming7735 5 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    1:42 my exact thoughts when I see any of Mumbo's Redstone builds

    • @batrongordeg
      @batrongordeg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @Xx_B0nGwAt3r_xX
      @Xx_B0nGwAt3r_xX 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      what on earth is going on here?

    • @creativegamer1236
      @creativegamer1236 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dogs are the best I have seen ur comments on like 1000000 comments lol

    • @batrongordeg
      @batrongordeg 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mrllamallama2823 i hate potato (that is a joke)

    • @batrongordeg
      @batrongordeg 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mrllamallama2823 lmaooooo

  • @xxnoelxx9000
    @xxnoelxx9000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    3 years ago my friend spawned the wither in the middle of our town

  • @abandonedchannel8828
    @abandonedchannel8828 5 ปีที่แล้ว +697

    "There's no tutorial level"
    Console Players: "Am i a joke to you?"

  • @everythingphenomenal6946
    @everythingphenomenal6946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    “Another thing you need to be wary of in the nether regions”. Am I dirty minded or is there something wrong here

  • @lanac2970
    @lanac2970 7 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    Fishing is fun, you can get not only food but enchantments and stuff

    • @bamuh4506
      @bamuh4506 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yes fishing is a better option since mending has came along

    • @denicever9307
      @denicever9307 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Phantastic i am playing survival in that biome were wolves spawn.. but there was a lack of food and wheat would grow that quick. so fishing is really good because i got 4 saddles. some enchants books. nametags.. enchant items from it and also 2 good bows i emurged together to a bow with infinity 1 power 5 unbreaking 3

    • @Axarox_
      @Axarox_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Phantastic yes you are 100% correct about fishing in minecraft

    • @Axarox_
      @Axarox_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Phantastic and also a good source of enchantment books and enchanted bows

    • @vigilantethe3909
      @vigilantethe3909 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Phantastic And TNTs too

  • @wheresjosh
    @wheresjosh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +526

    did anyone else see the big tower at 2:44. really weird.

    • @rubenleejohnsen2037
      @rubenleejohnsen2037 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I think it was a christmas tree.

    • @cheetahghk8960
      @cheetahghk8960 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      ELA S.P.A.M I was looking for this comment😂

    • @bokytenk
      @bokytenk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      He is trying to do that effect idk whats called but make people go watch it like mcdonalds many years ago adding mcdonalds for miliseconds making people hungry idk why that happens but thats human brain

    • @HKWA.
      @HKWA. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah it a Christmas tree go to 0.25 speed and try to pause it at the right time

    • @X-Ter
      @X-Ter 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@HKWA. Or just pause the video and use '.' and ','

  • @ItsZexxo
    @ItsZexxo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    2:24 I’m not necessarily saying you should ‘nether’ do this...
    Sorry thought I was funny for a second

    • @hazzabomb707
      @hazzabomb707 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Ok just ‘nether’ make a joke like this again

    • @JesohDeany
      @JesohDeany 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@hazzabomb707 Nice xd

    • @keniel-prime6214
      @keniel-prime6214 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@hazzabomb707 'nether' of you are funny.

    • @MyAnx1ety1880
      @MyAnx1ety1880 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      STOP! you have violated the law.

    • @hill-2000
      @hill-2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ha...…….. ha....……………. ha...………….

  • @andrewbuller2534
    @andrewbuller2534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Did anyone else pause the video at the exact spot when his screen flashes in the nether and it shows some weird Christmas tree or something

    • @3vorp
      @3vorp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It was from “Hermitcraft 4: Episode 143 - THE ANTI-PRANKS!”, part of the Christmas tree deleting timelapse. Fraps occasionally bugged on episodes during this time, splicing a frame from the wrong episode sometimes. He later switched to OBS though, so that doesn’t happen now.

    • @nrginsanity3368
      @nrginsanity3368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@3vorp Well said.

    • @3vorp
      @3vorp 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nrginsanity3368 ty

    • @nrginsanity3368
      @nrginsanity3368 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@3vorp 👍

    • @Cun-wc6zv
      @Cun-wc6zv 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is at 2:39 when he starts saying "of"

  • @ian-cj8vo
    @ian-cj8vo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    0:07 “Minecraft is a game where it doesn’t have a tutorial level”
    Xbox One/360: “am I a joke to you?”
    PlayStation 3/4: “am I a joke to you?”
    Wii U/ Nintendo switch: “am I a joke to you?”

    • @Wysterian
      @Wysterian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oh, so the console versions hold your hand for the first week? Wonderful.

    • @Chrisadeth
      @Chrisadeth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Wysterian not exactly. There is a set Tutorial world that gets updated with each update with any new items. The only "handholding" there is in this world is right at the start, where it shows you the basics of crafting, and building. In this world it will tell you what most things do (say a furnace will smelt items) as you find them and use them.
      Or you can just go into a regular world and start off completely blind.

    • @Wysterian
      @Wysterian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Chrisadeth I see. Thanks for the explanation. I haven't seen much of the console version. So thats interesting to know.

    • @scarlettedominguez5097
      @scarlettedominguez5097 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      TheCrispyFries Pocket Edition: **whistles and hides into the shadow**

    • @thecrazyinsanity
      @thecrazyinsanity 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      i havd the ps3 edition i actually have every version except for switch

  • @megann1416
    @megann1416 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1088

    how sad is it that my first ever time playing Minecraft, (back in 2012 on pocket edition lite) that my first ever house was a T-shape and made of diamond blocks??
    even sadder is that I’m way too late on this video lmao

    • @Unknown-qb9wm
      @Unknown-qb9wm 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @mialee3701
      @mialee3701 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm with u

    • @alexundertale653nock8
      @alexundertale653nock8 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol same

    • @astrum_nauta
      @astrum_nauta 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lmao my first Minecraft world I was on my best friends Xbox 360 and it built two structures. One entirely from diamond blocks, and another entirely from Gold blocks. We blew them up soon after.

    • @seyhasan3311
      @seyhasan3311 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      H

  • @KyleKraft
    @KyleKraft 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1470

    YES! Floaters! The bane of my existence! It pains me seeing the random floating tree tops; my reaction every single time goes: "Oh wait what why is that tr..... NOOO! FLOATER! WHO DID THIS! WHY!"

    • @KyleKraft
      @KyleKraft 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Oh Lord, just now seeing the "Pillar Leaver" as well... YES! So much pain from the random cobble/dirt pillars!

    • @seanrea550
      @seanrea550 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i will leave marker points of a couple blocks high but that is the extent of random pillar structures that i will leave, even then they have a path finding purpose.

    • @nick_showz2635
      @nick_showz2635 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      KyleKraft that is entill u realize it was u xD

    • @simonnading
      @simonnading 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sean Rea exactly. Pillars built for a purpose are fine. Bonus points if you decorate them. But just leaving ANY scaffolding out of laziness is an annoying eyesore.

    • @NichDevRumble
      @NichDevRumble 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Floaters loll

  • @sleepingrepurr6317
    @sleepingrepurr6317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    mumbo : its more than likely that you're gonna fall into lava when you're digging straight down
    mumbo, three seconds later : theres only an 8% chance of falling into lava

  • @Vokouson
    @Vokouson 7 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Don't use moody is the stupidest thing you said in this video. It can add so much atmosphere.

    • @gurt00
      @gurt00 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      yea!

    • @Vokouson
      @Vokouson 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Steven Tsakiris Low brightness can be practical if you want some extra atmosphere in your game, it can even add a bit of challange. You're not wrong, high brightness is more practical and it is preferable when you're just trying to grind and stuff.

    • @peshk4155
      @peshk4155 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Steven Tsakiris, do you even play Minecraft?

    • @coffeemakesstuff
      @coffeemakesstuff 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I paused the video and made my way into the comments as soon as he said "don't use moody" to see if someone was going to comment on how stupid that is and here you are... you are a good person.

    • @coffeemakesstuff
      @coffeemakesstuff 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      the idea of playing a survival game with super human vision doesn't appeal to some people, i think its very preference based but i think having torches in your inventory holds more purpose if you have a reason OTHER than stopping mobs from spawning. it just feels unnatural to some. now i'm not saying that its the right way to play as it varies from player to player but its definitely a valid way to play and one that people should not be against.

  • @abcdefg6966
    @abcdefg6966 5 ปีที่แล้ว +637

    I dig straight down and I found 4 diamonds
    Oh my GOODNESS THX FOR 680 LIKES

    • @xtianaduhx6999
      @xtianaduhx6999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Ricanick TH-cam lmao happened to me couple days ago 😂
      Also today I dig down and found a mineshaft lol

    • @arandomuser9459
      @arandomuser9459 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Ricanick TH-cam Your profile describes your comment.

    • @powderabutt8160
      @powderabutt8160 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dug*

    • @lovelycat5674
      @lovelycat5674 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@powderabutt8160 *dig

    • @ihaveagoddamnplanarthur
      @ihaveagoddamnplanarthur 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thats why you should dig down

  • @Non_Consistent_Potato
    @Non_Consistent_Potato 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    9:55 Mumbo jumbo's last words: "I know where you live, I hope you've enjoyed, I'll catch you on the next one"

  • @isaacsmith8308
    @isaacsmith8308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    "Don't kill off villagers"
    Says the guy who kills random wandering traders for FUN

    • @3vorp
      @3vorp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Other than slimeballs and occasional saplings, their trades are terrible

    • @MxCAT7
      @MxCAT7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      villagers =/= wandering traders, wandering traders are absolute garbage, they spawn *everywhere* and they don't even have any sort of trades you could care about

    • @sparrowthenerd
      @sparrowthenerd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      wandering traders are garbage, villagers are actually good

    • @Cello631
      @Cello631 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wandering traders are garbage

    • @Dantheman5127
      @Dantheman5127 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

  • @dragogirl1014
    @dragogirl1014 7 ปีที่แล้ว +531

    "i know where you live"
    MUMBO!!!!

  • @fearrr2417
    @fearrr2417 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Mumbo: 8:17
    Pewdiepie: no, I dont think i will

  • @kisalamarasinghe2553
    @kisalamarasinghe2553 7 ปีที่แล้ว +475

    once i made a wooden house it took me two weeks to make it.. how ever i decide to built a chimney well at the end of the day i burnt the whole house down..

    • @karilotvonen9676
      @karilotvonen9676 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Kisal Amarasinghe I know that feel. I used wood as my main theme on my base and when I built a chicken farm, the next thing I know, is that the base is on fire.

    • @lolbitzian186
      @lolbitzian186 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Happened to me with my whole server

    • @pinksparklez9613
      @pinksparklez9613 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kisal Amarasinghe I did that two

    • @ZacharySalman
      @ZacharySalman 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I did that with a lava garbage pit several years ago.

    • @Spider-Punk
      @Spider-Punk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kisal Amarasinghe I tried making a camp site in the forest. I was making a bonfire and the next thing I know when I come back on my world, the whole forest is burning ;-;

  • @Trelior
    @Trelior 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Don't build your house as a block"
    I play in single player exclusively. I'll build a shelter however I want, thank you.

  • @percykristinardottir
    @percykristinardottir 6 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    Mumbo: I know where you live
    Me: mom we have to move again

    • @eleli23art32
      @eleli23art32 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Mom:Stolen minecraft redstone machines and telling they are yours again?

    • @okidosapper
      @okidosapper 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't be racist man

    • @garrettkardashian
      @garrettkardashian 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      okido sapper Huh?

    • @okidosapper
      @okidosapper 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@garrettkardashian can't you read? Don't be racist man

    • @kelseysall7768
      @kelseysall7768 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      he wasn't being racist.

  • @CamoCraft109
    @CamoCraft109 7 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    Mumbo! I agree with you on all of these except one.
    1.) Floating trees are so annoying. They make me so angry when I see them.
    2.) I don't get the point of killing villagers. Like you said, they could be useful, yet some people still do it.
    3.) My friend always holds flint and steel, and I tell him not to.
    4.) Pillars look ugly.
    5.) Diamond blocks are a terrible building material.
    6.) I hate going onto a multiplayer server and claiming a great area for a base, and then someone comes along and makes a claim right next to me.
    7.) I always yell at my friend not to break spawners.
    8.) Why do people even play on Moody brightness?!
    9.) Who would kill all the animals in a farm?!
    10.) Block houses look terrible. The only exception is if it's your first night and you need a place to stay.
    11.) I hate when people take credit for anything that I do.
    The only exception is fishing.
    I really think that fishing is good. If you have a good rod you can find some good items.
    One time, I found a Power V, Mending I, Punch II bow while fishing. I also found a Sharpness V book.

    • @12thArchknight
      @12thArchknight 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      well mumbo does do afk fishing but i think hes mainly refering to just fishing normally

    • @anthonysmith1444
      @anthonysmith1444 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah completely agree

    • @ScientistCat
      @ScientistCat 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I remember getting a Lure II fishing rod with my boring crafted fishing rod.

    • @kennie1312
      @kennie1312 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agreed

    • @leoshork
      @leoshork 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Normal fishing is boring, but you can get crazy things like that only in AFK fishing

  • @minorfirestar
    @minorfirestar 7 ปีที่แล้ว +782

    Anyone else see Hermitcraft during the nether part?

  • @imnotagoodperson4446
    @imnotagoodperson4446 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So I’m a 30 year old who didn’t play Minecraft until about 6 months ago because my partner’s daughter wanted to play while she was spending a month at my place. So I bought her the ps4 version of the game, and now her father and I cannot get enough of it. It’s ridiculously addicting! I feel like Zelda OOT, Witcher 2 & 3 and the sims merged into one game.

  • @JW_937
    @JW_937 7 ปีที่แล้ว +793

    Why would you have a pick axe with fortune and silk touch? The silk touch cancels out the fortune.

    • @lucozade1239
      @lucozade1239 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      J Weihofen lol yes 😂

    • @CreeperUniverseTV
      @CreeperUniverseTV 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ikr lmao.

    • @dralantrini
      @dralantrini 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      J Weihofen right

    • @jacobparrish4486
      @jacobparrish4486 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Creeper Universe I know, fortune's fine but silk touch as well...... REALLY

    • @destin5240
      @destin5240 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      fire blasting..

  • @fiannakit
    @fiannakit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    "minecraft is a game that doesn't really have a tutorial level"
    minecraft console edition: wait, what did you say

    • @greggoshep
      @greggoshep 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Unfortunately, not with the newest edition. ;w;

  • @sikjoking8729
    @sikjoking8729 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Mumbo:I know where u live
    Me: leaves the state I was living in

  • @mgh8169
    @mgh8169 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mumbo: Dont kill off the nice guys!
    Also mumbo: blows up a house while also killing a lot of them.

  • @ashyrayy
    @ashyrayy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    Watch 2:39 with speed 0.25x
    Did anyone notice it?
    You have to wait and pause exactly on the screen

    • @coel3572
      @coel3572 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Can you send a screenshot of it? I can't stop the vid on that frame. It just continues/I get wrong timing

    • @TheChrysaloid
      @TheChrysaloid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Yeah there is a big Christmas "tree" made of various blocks. I have no idea why Mumbo put it there

    • @nathanielsaxe3049
      @nathanielsaxe3049 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@coel3572 Use comma and period keys to do frame by frame

    • @coel3572
      @coel3572 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@nathanielsaxe3049 thanks!

    • @roboss5426
      @roboss5426 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Saw it

  • @phantasmss
    @phantasmss 7 ปีที่แล้ว +442

    I only go fishing because i'm a potion brewer and I need pufferfish. Oh and for enchanted books, saddles and diamonds.

    • @joostvisser6508
      @joostvisser6508 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Sprinkles Donut You don't get diamonds from fishing I believe

    • @boostaboo1096
      @boostaboo1096 7 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      you do! try this ( if u r patient)
      go fishing, and every time you get a bite, just leave it. on the 10th bite, reel it in, and you will get a diamond! I am not sure which versions this works in, though.

    • @joostvisser6508
      @joostvisser6508 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thnx ill try it

    • @languid-4535
      @languid-4535 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      And name tags

    • @noyz-anything
      @noyz-anything 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Farm with a fishing farm.

  • @generic_soda
    @generic_soda 5 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    9:56
    Mumbo: I know where you live
    Me: ...
    Me: Oh that's wonderful! Now we can hang out! ;)

  • @stranger0791
    @stranger0791 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    mumbo 2017: don't build to close to someone
    mumbo 2022: builds extremely close to grian
    grian: i said we could be neighbors but like this is too close.

  • @AilbheShields
    @AilbheShields 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Pickaxe is on low durability
    Mumbo: "with it's MENDING or whatever.
    Common mumbo, you know better than that

    • @AnAmericanMusician
      @AnAmericanMusician 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      A SILK TOUCH FORTUNE III FIRE BLASTING ASPECT OR WHATEVER.

    • @poisonedread
      @poisonedread 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Doesn't mending use the experience gained to self-repair? Stones don't give you XP. Idk

    • @mr.awesome5006
      @mr.awesome5006 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@poisonedread coal gives xp

    • @poisonedread
      @poisonedread 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mr.awesome5006 I was talking about regular stone, that you mine and it turns into cobblestone

    • @AilbheShields
      @AilbheShields 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aarkdel lol you are smarter than me 🙃🙃🙃😀😀😀

  • @anggahartoto
    @anggahartoto 5 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    2:44 whats a burning tower have to do with gravel?

    • @Platinum_XYZ
      @Platinum_XYZ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      what on earth is that?

    • @ferrumv.achelois1830
      @ferrumv.achelois1830 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Petrol Key Planet, burning Drone Power Beam to be exact.

    • @lookatmychannel5617
      @lookatmychannel5617 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah, the crap is that?

    • @RelaxedOrchid
      @RelaxedOrchid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      If you pause the video on the exact moment it is actually a Christmas’s tree and yells AAAAAHHHHHH in the top left corner..

    • @patriciabliven5016
      @patriciabliven5016 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was mining gravel looking for flints and was killed so fast, I don't even know whet killed me, I didn't get a chance to read the message. What could've killed me doing that?

  • @thehoodtwins1361
    @thehoodtwins1361 6 ปีที่แล้ว +592

    I like fishing in minecraft..
    So that was the only rule I didn't agree with lol

    • @sebbekartellen6493
      @sebbekartellen6493 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      The Hood Twins
      I like fishing too. I usually build all my houses right beside a lake or sea. then I build a balcony on the second floor. And then I can stand on the balcony while fishing! It’s really smart because I don’t even need to leave my house to get food! So if a creeper is right outside my front door I don’t need to starve to death xD

    • @thehoodtwins1361
      @thehoodtwins1361 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Yea. Most people will say "JUST KILL THE CREEPER" but not me. I suck at killing creepers, they always explode in front of me instead of me actually killing it.
      So yea, I'm like a noob.

    • @KyliesRedRoses
      @KyliesRedRoses 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Oml I thought I was alone

    • @tomdekler9280
      @tomdekler9280 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yup, food is good, it's a way to get stronger fishing rods for easy enchanting, and once you get something like Lure III Luck Of The Sea III Mending, you can farm for some neat materials at a reasonable rate.
      Rare items like Nautilus Shells are rather hard to obtain otherwise, only dropping from Drowned. If, like me, you think trident-wielding Drowned are water terrors that drain your shield and leave you in an absolute madman chaos of tridents lying around, you may want to use this option of farming for them instead.
      Honestly though I wish these shells were a bit more common. I'd have an easier time building a conduit if the recipe was reversed and needed eight hearts of the sea around a single blooming shell.
      Also the easiest way to get pufferfish, which you'll definitely need if you want to properly do stuff under water without harvesting turtles or going around looking for the right enchantment. Potions of Water Breathing are just much more desirable to me.

    • @patricksfriendbobthesponge8256
      @patricksfriendbobthesponge8256 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      the only reason fishing is okay is for food and i also used it on a multiplayer server as a fish shop and it worked quite well

  • @eduardofsilva
    @eduardofsilva 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mumbo: "Don't dig massive holes"
    Me watching hermitcraft 6, 7 and 8: ...
    Mumbo: "...and someone build a massive house above yours..."
    Mumbo In Hermitcraft S8: "Scar mate, build here"
    Me: ...

  • @4thecross
    @4thecross 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    "Minecraft doesn't have a tutorial"
    Minecraft Console Edition: *Am I a joke to you?*

    • @ivlivscaesar5898
      @ivlivscaesar5898 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I remember the classic MC console tutorial.
      good times.

  • @diamondpengaming4321
    @diamondpengaming4321 7 ปีที่แล้ว +800

    I once found a diamond hoe in a woodland mansion

    • @pxter
      @pxter 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Diamondpen Gaming me too in a farm room

    • @animekittengamer6081
      @animekittengamer6081 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Diamondpen Gaming same

    • @pinquinsam4812
      @pinquinsam4812 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      enchant it

    • @boltlegend7729
      @boltlegend7729 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Diamondpen Gaming same

    • @Zetl3D
      @Zetl3D 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Always lol

  • @jikaria
    @jikaria 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Fishing is so underrated!
    In general, you can get *good* enchantment books(like fortune III, infinity, silk touch, etc), bows with super good enchantments(like power IV, fire aspect, all that stuff), and more miscellaneous loot! You start off with a normal fishing rod, but you can actually fish for better fishing rods, and eventually make your way to a mending, lure III, and luck of the sea III fishing rod, which helps you get more/better things. Fishing is so helpful. It’s my main source of enchantment.

    • @johnlopez7060
      @johnlopez7060 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same as you. For me its the only way to get saddle.

    • @johnlopez7060
      @johnlopez7060 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same as you. For me its the only way to get saddle.

    • @davidgerth2276
      @davidgerth2276 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Same as you. For me its the only way to get saddle

    • @jillrobinson2358
      @jillrobinson2358 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have never gotten cool stuff from fishing and you can craft saddles and find them in dessert temples

    • @fansandjams
      @fansandjams 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      when I started fishing, I literally found a better fishing rod

  • @sparethoughts6845
    @sparethoughts6845 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Building a base out of diamonds
    Mumbo: dont be that person
    Keralis in S7 of Hermitcraft: watch me

  • @marlonmerz9850
    @marlonmerz9850 7 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    Mumbo: "stop copying me... i know where you live... "
    me :Ok nice come anytime

    • @sosillysonormal
      @sosillysonormal 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Marlon Merz XDD

    • @theriseoffire9307
      @theriseoffire9307 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Marlon Merz mumbo jumbo might be a stalker. If he knows where I live I am moving immediately.

    • @celestialtree8602
      @celestialtree8602 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TheFeatherofTheJay Minecraft- I WANT MUMBO TO COME TO MY HOUSE THOUGH! XD

    • @theriseoffire9307
      @theriseoffire9307 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ender Gaming I wouldn't like it

    • @NexGenration99
      @NexGenration99 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      my friend had his redstone builds stolen like this by someone who made over $2m off his build. my friend then sued the person for all of it and settled on 1.5m. the kid is now in jail for not paying what he owed. seriously, dont do it man

  • @AchkeineAhnung24
    @AchkeineAhnung24 6 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    4:36 actaully i like to use these pillars as roadmarks....

  • @marcebert4687
    @marcebert4687 7 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    "Don't kill the nice guys"
    But to look them up, in a cage of cobblestone is better... 😂

    • @giogio4222
      @giogio4222 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Marc Ebert Well.... apparently they dont need food or oxygen so..... yeah...

    • @liltany9128
      @liltany9128 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol😎😂

    • @vanesjiuke23
      @vanesjiuke23 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      you cant spell lock that's what's funny to meh

    • @Zxoshi
      @Zxoshi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Vanesa Vanesaite Can’t*

    • @adamb8674
      @adamb8674 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Get rekt son!

  • @Chasta1n42
    @Chasta1n42 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mumbo: I know where you live
    Also Mumbo: have nice day ;)

  • @chanceluthringer2631
    @chanceluthringer2631 7 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    YOU AND GRIAN NEED TO COMBINE TO BUILD THE ULTIMATE REDSTONE HOUSE

    • @TotallyJackEarl
      @TotallyJackEarl 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chance Luthringer yaaaaaaaaaaaasssssss

    • @pout6038
      @pout6038 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      i guess Grian does the redstone and Mumbo does the building and decorating?

    • @pout6038
      @pout6038 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ***** grian- redstone
      mumbo- armor stands
      sethbling- decoration
      ?

    • @polluxe8917
      @polluxe8917 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      super jedi player you my friend, must be banned from TH-cam because your too stupid

    • @polluxe8917
      @polluxe8917 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      super jedi player It's sethbling-building
      mumbo:decorating
      grian:redstone
      jeb: giant toilets
      herobrine: holes in the house
      notch: dirt in the house

  • @elizabethrinehart8028
    @elizabethrinehart8028 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    fishing is useful because you have the chance of getting saddles or name tags in a short span of time rather then stumbling upon a rare temple and just so happen t find them

    • @gildeddrake1479
      @gildeddrake1479 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      really ? saddles ? that's what you're looking for ? i got 20 of them in 10min and kept them "just in case" and since i've burned and thrown hundreds of them.

    • @alanchen8273
      @alanchen8273 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I got three enchantment books from fishing.

    • @gildeddrake1479
      @gildeddrake1479 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      now i got a sorting machine that destroys automatically everything but enchanted books, saddles and leather boots. you can't sort the last 2 and i just need the books among all the things you get while fishing.

  • @JacobHollis96
    @JacobHollis96 7 ปีที่แล้ว +543

    I know where you live.
    -Mumbo 2017

    • @yepsloth7651
      @yepsloth7651 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jacob Hollis lol

    • @puskajussi37
      @puskajussi37 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I would have been even funnier if he also changed the "catch you in the next one" to "catch you next time"

    • @ork7137
      @ork7137 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Omg! Everyone get your passport he's onto us!!

    • @yukaricchi8794
      @yukaricchi8794 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      oh dear o.o

    • @Falc0nFight3r
      @Falc0nFight3r 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LOL

  • @janbenedictmagabo5903
    @janbenedictmagabo5903 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    2017 Mumbo: "Don't waste your diamonds on a hoe"
    2020 Mumbo: "Uses diamond hoes to collect apples"
    (I know this video is posted before the aquatic update or the nether update but it's just a joke)

  • @HUNVilly
    @HUNVilly 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I got sooooo many mending items from fishing. Enchanted books, bows, fishing rods.

    • @tuc-kaankaraayan
      @tuc-kaankaraayan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      HUNVilly you are damn right 👍

    • @Dave-fs5uu
      @Dave-fs5uu 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're right, there are enchants really good ones that you can only get from fishing or a trade with a village like mending as you said and Frost Walker as well.

    • @Techno-Wolf
      @Techno-Wolf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HUNVilly you can also get name tags and saddles

    • @kokoboko8201
      @kokoboko8201 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      "These guys sometimes have really good deals!" 3:23

    • @kokoboko8201
      @kokoboko8201 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Four emeralds for an iron helmet

  • @moonlightgirlschannel8901
    @moonlightgirlschannel8901 7 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    If you pillar up, use sand...

    • @ultimate7544
      @ultimate7544 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Moonlight Girl's Channel on top of torch

    • @dacian23
      @dacian23 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ya, or gravel

    • @moonlightgirlschannel8901
      @moonlightgirlschannel8901 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dacian _23 ya!

    • @superkonijn988
      @superkonijn988 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Did that on a server and someone broke the block underneath and put a torch there...

    • @justdave.nothingelse5051
      @justdave.nothingelse5051 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      super konijn98 Ikr they iritated me before...
      So I killed them after

  • @TinfoilChef
    @TinfoilChef 7 ปีที่แล้ว +599

    RE: 5:00 um... I *AM* that guy, the richest Hermit on the server.

    • @mr.coconut2310
      @mr.coconut2310 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Haha! I was thinking the exact same thing, but you get a pass because your house atleast has something OTHER than diamond blocks

    • @SnoFitzroy
      @SnoFitzroy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tinfoil Chef lol same

    • @chuknukbubs6322
      @chuknukbubs6322 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tinfoil Chef - How many diamonds DO you have?

    • @TinfoilChef
      @TinfoilChef 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Just another TH-cam commenter My base in the Mesa "The Diamond" has 500 Diamond Blocks used in it's construction which works out to 4,500 diamonds.

    • @the_last_raposa3810
      @the_last_raposa3810 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just another TH-cam commenter 64 blocks

  • @Kathee_K
    @Kathee_K 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mumbo jumbo: *Breaks top piece of wood* *forgets to do the same to the other tree*
    Me: Thats more annoying than a whole forest of them.

  • @harrite11
    @harrite11 7 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    "I know where you live" I'll just put my phone down and walk away

  • @renske6220
    @renske6220 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    When making a pillar use sand, gravel or any block without gravity, (you can also use carpet) so it’s easy to break afterwards

  • @editaryinformation1249
    @editaryinformation1249 7 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    "I know where you live"
    -Mumbo Jumbo 2017

    • @amalgamcore9500
      @amalgamcore9500 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was searching for this comment XD

    • @joey798nc4
      @joey798nc4 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      2nd Luigi where!

  • @dalek1303
    @dalek1303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mumbo: Overall nice guy, makes awesome videos.
    Also mumbo: "I know where you live."
    No offense i just HAD to do it