My Mom BOUGHT Me a Girlfriend (The "True" Animated Story)

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  • @MrsMeowMeowWoof
    @MrsMeowMeowWoof 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1761

    This is the google translate version of wattpad

    • @anomaliexxx
      @anomaliexxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      WAIT NO STOP-

    • @setanta4004
      @setanta4004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      fake dating au

    • @amprice2727
      @amprice2727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I- yeah

    • @MackChubs
      @MackChubs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ... I mean-

    • @renhey9979
      @renhey9979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      This comment is blessed by the cheese gods

  • @ichangedmynamealotoftimes
    @ichangedmynamealotoftimes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1980

    When you're writing an essay and trying to hit that 500 word count.
    "I woke up from the fact that my mother woke me up"

    • @pusheenlover7223
      @pusheenlover7223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Ur name tho-

    • @mochacrossing1567
      @mochacrossing1567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Pusheen Lover -Gaming what’s that supposed to mean?

    • @pusheenlover7223
      @pusheenlover7223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      FizzyPop no I mean like his name is “shrek is attractive” lmao

    • @BigSealLover
      @BigSealLover 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      “Make me sleepy falling asleep”

    • @julianna2333
      @julianna2333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      omg i'm actually laughing out loud. YES! me.

  • @Sunnylucy
    @Sunnylucy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +548

    full grown man in a deep voice: "I'm a boy!"

    • @ruefysh9576
      @ruefysh9576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      so basically this th-cam.com/video/exyMAumtgt8/w-d-xo.html

    • @Sunnylucy
      @Sunnylucy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ruefysh9576 😆yaaaaaassssssssssh😂🎶

    • @sexfuk2119
      @sexfuk2119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Just had puberty early

    • @linglingqi3550
      @linglingqi3550 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ruefysh9576 lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 "I Am a bOy!"

    • @zimmygirl777
      @zimmygirl777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "I Got Pregnant When my Gay Dog Farted on Me While Eating Pizza Rolls". Why not? It makes just as much sense.🐕💨

  • @TapJegi
    @TapJegi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +548

    It would be so meta if the second story was about this girl Mary who was hired by someone's mom to go to prom with her son. THEIR NAMES EVEN MATCH. IT WOULD BE SO GREAT

  • @Burscutum
    @Burscutum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +767

    The three words I would use to describe myself;
    1. Shy
    2. A bully
    3. A jerk
    I have it all.

    • @randomstuffs3060
      @randomstuffs3060 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@pusheenlover7223 bruh your dumb

    • @raadprince11
      @raadprince11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@randomstuffs3060 what did he say?

    • @senboy9002
      @senboy9002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@randomstuffs3060 I've gone insane trying to find who you're talking to with comments like this. It still highlights it with blue even if the comment is deleted

    • @stacie7766
      @stacie7766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@senboy9002
      I HATE when that happens. Whenever I respond to somebody that might delete their comment, I usually include some of the things they said in my response. So myself and others know what they said when they do delete it.

    • @gachaprisha1182
      @gachaprisha1182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@randomstuffs3060 What did he sayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy????

  • @dawidgelbach5191
    @dawidgelbach5191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +722

    Me: Mom, can we have Rent-a-Girlfriend?
    Mom: No, we have Rent-a-Girlfriend at home.
    Rent-a-Girlfriend at home:

    • @armenfisniku8252
      @armenfisniku8252 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Mom can we have a fuck-a-girlfriend

    • @theflaminglitten-fo6jd
      @theflaminglitten-fo6jd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@armenfisniku8252 we have that at home...

    • @ZylowHF
      @ZylowHF 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@theflaminglitten-fo6jd sweet home Alabama

    • @theflaminglitten-fo6jd
      @theflaminglitten-fo6jd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@ZylowHF _finally, someone with the same last brain cell as me!_

    • @lenbutdrip6996
      @lenbutdrip6996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@theflaminglitten-fo6jd mom says its my turn with the braincell

  • @bethchapman5205
    @bethchapman5205 4 ปีที่แล้ว +556

    If he becomes Batman his parents also die

    • @buttermotth
      @buttermotth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yeah in a ally way

    • @sleep170
      @sleep170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yeah

    • @handsum6676
      @handsum6676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      HELL YEAH! Edit: im not done, i dont know if she gets better.

    • @k9aussie898
      @k9aussie898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wait WHAT happened to the dad

    • @RaraZeCat
      @RaraZeCat 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stabby stabby? Or shooty shooty?

  • @JAN-no6zh
    @JAN-no6zh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1004

    I love how Joinen uploads daily, but it's good quality

  • @samanthafoot1041
    @samanthafoot1041 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    Mother: take this money and be with my son
    Also the mother: STAY AWAY FROM MY SON

  • @GogiRegion
    @GogiRegion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Listening to this 100% is exactly like listening to a language that you’re learning where you know all the words but have no clue what they mean when combined.

  • @Cove_Blue
    @Cove_Blue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    I'm pretty sure that animation style is called, "nope, awful."

    • @Limacinablues
      @Limacinablues 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      the thumbnail art is always looks good. But the animation in the actual video is just....

  • @lizziescott
    @lizziescott 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Mom: "I want my son to feel loved!"
    Also Mom: "NO DON'T LOVE HIM EHDJSK"

    • @ArturGlass.C
      @ArturGlass.C 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Someone in the chat said "But I never thought a girl would actually like him arrrh" and that's totally how that type of people would be lmao. So controlling.

  • @kayzamo
    @kayzamo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    Ah yes...depicting a psychiatrist as demonic...on a kid's channel...great 😑
    Edit: Just finished the video and oh nice - not only do they have to portray mental health professionals as evil, but also depict schizophrenia in a horrible way too. I guess the writer was just going through a checklist of how many things they could stigmatize for an audience of children.

    • @galatea742
      @galatea742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Dawn Carvajal thank you! I hate when schizophrenics, like myself, are portrayed like this. The whole story was written in a stigmatising way, from the main character becoming violent, to men in white coats, demons and the hospital. Making her violent gives children watching this the idea that it is just something that schizophrenic people do, I know it seems harmless, but videos like this can do a lot of damage!

    • @kayzamo
      @kayzamo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@galatea742 Exactly! Shit like this is why people with schizophrenia are viewed as frantically crazy or like serial killers or something. It would be nice for kids to learn that schizophrenics are people too and people who work in the mental health field are empathetic and have a client's best interest in mind, but kids content TH-cam is just like "hehe might fuck around and set the foundation for a lifelong stigmatized perspective of mental health in young impressionable viewers 😜"

    • @VampiricVik
      @VampiricVik 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@kayzamo not only that but it also really read as a way of demonizing mental health care too with the whole "I was medicated but still could see the devil so maybe they were trying to brainwash me" feeling that it leaves at the end. Very cool, thanks.

    • @theflaminglitten-fo6jd
      @theflaminglitten-fo6jd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      It's not even just these terrible channels, I saw an ad on youtube depicting a schizophrenic as crazy and violent AN AD

    • @pandemoniumglaciers82
      @pandemoniumglaciers82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      it's so terrible, I had an aunt who had schizophrenia before I was born. She died before I born, but from what everyone says about if she was like one of the nicest people you would ever meet in your life

  • @aleksandradevic549
    @aleksandradevic549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +628

    This was definetely written in a slavic language. If I translate it it makes sense. but only in a literal translation. So I suppose Ukraine or some other country based content farm

    • @luizachabiera3966
      @luizachabiera3966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      I've found a Russian channel called Анимированная История (literally "animated story") that uses the same stories and has many more views.

    • @MCDreng
      @MCDreng 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Why are they ALL Russian or Ukrainian?

    • @filmweaver2013
      @filmweaver2013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It also makes sense in Indian languages too... but not culturally though

    • @jazilinnagamer4370
      @jazilinnagamer4370 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      "It it"

    • @sadiewinterlord6908
      @sadiewinterlord6908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MCDreng Maybe animators and voice actors are cheaper there

  • @KM-mw3jp
    @KM-mw3jp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Okay but Joinen’s advice is pretty solid. Start a really long anime. Binge it. Cry. Eat the ice creams. But once that show is over, you gotta get moving on.

  • @byStarlight
    @byStarlight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    Voting for a 'Dating Advice with Joinen' show. PLEASE!

    • @fuunosenshi
      @fuunosenshi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He should do a video with a wiki how or something

    • @bett1826
      @bett1826 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hecc yeah u got my vote

    • @MATOGAST.
      @MATOGAST. 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @angeli7247
      @angeli7247 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      y e s

  • @ldlane00
    @ldlane00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    My parents bought me a psychologist

    • @julianna2333
      @julianna2333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      my parents bought me a devil

  • @Cove_Blue
    @Cove_Blue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    That second animation style is called "kill it with fire."

  • @fourcatsandagarden
    @fourcatsandagarden 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "everyone has long been distributed" is honestly the weirdest string of words I've heard from one of these videos. Like, yeah there's been odd stories or plot beats, but those words strung together are just so uncomfortable.

  • @DZstudios.
    @DZstudios. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    OUR story animated:
    ***plays Soviet anthem***

  • @slucarios
    @slucarios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    Thank gosh it’s Animated story and not Live Action story, that would be way worse

    • @Korrin69
      @Korrin69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Marie pfp!

    • @slucarios
      @slucarios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      KiraRuby Heck yeah!

  • @kayleybowers7157
    @kayleybowers7157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "My hands and feet were tied. And her mouth was taped shut."

  • @melindarivera6598
    @melindarivera6598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "He was finally distributed!" Lol

  • @99xara99
    @99xara99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I just wanna know why this girl is wearing her skin as a t-shirt. It looks like when you're tryna make crop tops with custom designs in animal crossing.

  • @normalhumanman3689
    @normalhumanman3689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    Tha was a terrible representation of schizophrenia, trust me I know

    • @galatea742
      @galatea742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Normal Human man I get you! I feel as if it did a lot more harm than good. Starting the stigma for the next generation.

    • @sleepypodcaster
      @sleepypodcaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Yeah I wasn't the best student in psychology but I'm pretty sure that's not how that works?

    • @bin6549
      @bin6549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      what is schizophrenia really like, then? i'm genuinely curious

    • @normalhumanman3689
      @normalhumanman3689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      ̇ ͜ʟ ̇ , it’s weird to explain but you kinda see separate creatures or things and stuff like that , I have never seen anything strange on a person , the person in the video sounds kind of like she has this delusion that I cannot remember the name of

    • @galatea742
      @galatea742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      ̇ ͜ʟ ̇ there is a TH-cam channel called Living Well with Schizophrenia an the woman who runs it shares some really accurate descriptions of her experiences. I’d give a couple of her videos a watch if you are interested, take care xx

  • @contentdeleted1621
    @contentdeleted1621 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    And here we have a channel called "Animated Story" that "pretends to be My Story Animated" by putting "My Story Animated" in the title. Exactly what My Story Animated was complaining about in one of their videos. Except "Animated Story" has better animations and they don't waste time adding random memes and references, unlike My Story Animated.
    Speaking of My Story Animated: Their upload schedule has seemingly gotten less consistent. There were days where they haven't uploaded a video at all and then there were cases where the time difference between 2 videos is less than a day.

    • @hyenaloaf1858
      @hyenaloaf1858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      To be fair, you can usually tell what the hell My Story Animated is trying to say

    • @pandemoniumglaciers82
      @pandemoniumglaciers82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "Better animated"

    • @julianna2333
      @julianna2333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      you call THAT "better animations"? ok, whatever

    • @jellybean1528
      @jellybean1528 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is not even better drawn

  • @fae206
    @fae206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    come on, it's obviously a cult he's in if everyone has been distributed for this holiday

  • @hafsahshadow2933
    @hafsahshadow2933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    even My Story Animated has the decency to put “bonus story” before the second story

  • @99xara99
    @99xara99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    20:34 "When I came to myself" - probably google translated from german!

  • @calicoathena
    @calicoathena 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Being an adult mocked by your 12 year old brother for your social anxiety is more likely than you'd think.
    Source: I'm a 25 year old woman with social anxiety and my 12 year old brother mocks it

    • @yuki97kira
      @yuki97kira 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sending love to you💕 youre amazing

  • @happytofu5
    @happytofu5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    The weird grammar sounds a bit like german, especially the "everyone was already distributed" part.

    • @Rigiroony
      @Rigiroony 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "Thank you mother for your service!" Whilst yelling at her.

    • @tamara2546
      @tamara2546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That might be it, since distributed can be translated as "vergeben" which in German means "in a relationship" as well.

    • @letmesleep6056
      @letmesleep6056 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tamara2546 stimmt

  • @wamber2391
    @wamber2391 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    bro ive been here for like 4 months and still wondering why he dont start his videos with “thank u for joinen”

  • @YourFriendlyOnlineStranger
    @YourFriendlyOnlineStranger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Can we talk about how messed up the Schizophrenia story is? I didn't expect them to handle it well, but they really couldn't have handled it much worse without turning the narrator into a literal murderer.

  • @vylemsobotka3653
    @vylemsobotka3653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "I woke up from the fact that my mother woke me up"
    -J. F. Kennedy in rap god

  • @paradox9478
    @paradox9478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I almost peed myself when you karate chopped the door and laughed.

  • @elinaduberow4703
    @elinaduberow4703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    It's our animated story.
    Communism.

  • @ileandraxraven
    @ileandraxraven 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Ooo, you found a FRESH one, lol.

  • @mariamimi11297
    @mariamimi11297 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    As a schizophrenic, I feel a bit offended by the second story. I didn't see my parents or my psychiatrist as the devil or being possessed. And even in a psychosis I would never attack some one with a knife. This shows so many prejudices, like all people with schizophrenia are dangerous and hallucinate. Also you don't get your mouth taped in a psychiatry. (At least not in my country)

  • @GeckyWecky
    @GeckyWecky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I like how the channel is literally just called “Animated Story”

  • @Flame-rp6yq
    @Flame-rp6yq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The vocab in a nutshell:
    Road work ahead? uh, yeah, I sure hope it does

  • @Catastropheshe
    @Catastropheshe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Everyone has long been distributed...
    Sold!

  • @Desiree917us
    @Desiree917us 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Joinen is like SHOOK that there was an extra story at the end. WHAT IS THIS? I DIDN'T AGREE TO THIS!! 😆😆😆 "You were an ordinary chiiii..... Whispers child" I'm dead. 15:25

  • @srslymylife2687
    @srslymylife2687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    None of the mouths move right, it's so uncanny XD

    • @MATOGAST.
      @MATOGAST. 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It triggers me

  • @minmakosh398
    @minmakosh398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    It sounds like a literal translation from Russian, Ukrainian or some other slavic languages. I mean, if you translate it to Russian it kinda makes sense

    • @unitymask
      @unitymask 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      trying to translate as i watch, it really does make sense

    • @letmesleep6056
      @letmesleep6056 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And some parts sound like German grammar

  • @synalgiax
    @synalgiax 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Day 2 of asking Joinen to start a video saying
    "Its your boinen, joinen"

    • @sexfuk2119
      @sexfuk2119 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao

    • @sundressvibe2886
      @sundressvibe2886 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      First thing must be "No moinen"!! There was a video once where he said that and I loved it

    • @MATOGAST.
      @MATOGAST. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Itsoinen yaoinen boinen joinen

    • @sundressvibe2886
      @sundressvibe2886 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Perfect

    • @MATOGAST.
      @MATOGAST. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      xD

  • @1997Gaa
    @1997Gaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "He was finally distributed"

  • @Ash-pv7bo
    @Ash-pv7bo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I have a really strict stainless steel family. So believe me when I tell you they CAN NOT stand Teflon people.

  • @idontevenknowwhy3655
    @idontevenknowwhy3655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I'm making a joinen out of context video
    I made it btw

    • @octorat8481
      @octorat8481 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HE IS THE CHOSEN ONE

  • @daftoptimist
    @daftoptimist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Yeah, I remember when the devil disguised as Niles Crane broke into my house and possessed my parents.

  • @loueisenhauer7350
    @loueisenhauer7350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    He’s going to sign a contract with a demon butler and become rich.

  • @Lazy_Foxu
    @Lazy_Foxu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I keep seeing the “Joinin is live on twitch” notifications too late

    • @Miroghsety
      @Miroghsety 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I is the same

    • @theflaminglitten-fo6jd
      @theflaminglitten-fo6jd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I is the same as well, but I dont have twitch

    • @peepytime
      @peepytime 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He streams at 1 pm Australian time which is 11 pm est

  • @Rigiroony
    @Rigiroony 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Thank you mother for your service!"

  • @u-boat7683
    @u-boat7683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "that's not a window, that's a painting"
    jumps into like in Mario 64

  • @kemerykreates7839
    @kemerykreates7839 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Is there a “Dating Advice with Joinen” series yet? Because if there isn’t, there should be. And if there is, someone PLEASE reply with a link and enlighten me

  • @GothMamasKitchen
    @GothMamasKitchen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I love your channel so much that now I can identify when children are watching troom troom at the grocery store on their tablets XD

  • @DanielHaug
    @DanielHaug 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    R.I.P. to everyone who is stuck in a infinite loop because of that outro.

  • @dogandcat3672
    @dogandcat3672 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Who hurt you Joinen?"

  • @mica1425
    @mica1425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There's something so appealing about Joinen and commentary channels in general, they are like Jim in The Office. They're like "yeah, this thing IS absurd"

  • @nathanwaters8586
    @nathanwaters8586 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I really thought we were going to get the gfs perspective at first and I was so excited but nope just a whole nother story! Should’ve expected as much from an animated story channel

  • @taramcareavey6723
    @taramcareavey6723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    6:55 - 7:19 man that cafè changed 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ship-wreck
    @ship-wreck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I used your dating advice yesterday. She walked away and hasn’t approached me since.

  • @Lalerato
    @Lalerato 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “...nothing unusual “
    Some person 30 seconds ago “ I saw the DEVIL”

  • @nightmare9597
    @nightmare9597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is litrally the plot of a movie I watched the other day. Except the mom and dad pay the girl to make their 27 year old son to get him to move out of their house but they fall in love and blah blah blah

  • @annaclements6488
    @annaclements6488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is literally the plot of failure to launch.

  • @horrorkesh
    @horrorkesh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Yeah it's pretty obvious this wasn't done with a native English speaker providing the script

    • @katie8732
      @katie8732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nope, definitely has been translated and then an English voice actor was paid to voice it

  • @DarthMyrdor
    @DarthMyrdor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Eventually the scene with the karate dad and the girl jumping right through the painting/window made me laugh so hard that I spit coffee all over my phone. It's two days old sooo... Thanks Joinen 😅 I still love you :D
    It's waterproof so everything should be fine

  • @MarcozExe
    @MarcozExe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    No one:
    Mary: 👁️ 👄 👁️

  • @KF-bf4yd
    @KF-bf4yd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I hate how its 4 am for me when he streams so I can never catch one lol

  • @pickchickens5286
    @pickchickens5286 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    She suddenly talks about herself in the third person. She was the devil all along

  • @leftrighttoe
    @leftrighttoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:24 so far I really relate to this character- I mean person, I am also a boy, shy, almost 18, have no friends, and never dated

  • @YTMMS-hy6mz
    @YTMMS-hy6mz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This was a good video Joinen, keep it up!

  • @guineapig5858
    @guineapig5858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Shy boy to the girl: That is my pan!
    Yeah he is also a bully and a jerk.

  • @loose-hotline5026
    @loose-hotline5026 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I like how joinen just adds himself to every thumb nail as if he’s part of the story lol

  • @drillcreepz7067
    @drillcreepz7067 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Joinen, you are a chicken noodle soup :)

  • @RaiseTheFloor
    @RaiseTheFloor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how he’s subbed to the channel

  • @gennasantaquilani4863
    @gennasantaquilani4863 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Joinen's facial expression at 10:36. Lmao

  • @ashwoods2334
    @ashwoods2334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yes, the distribution of humans. It happens every year. Can't wait to attend.

  •  4 ปีที่แล้ว

    10:59 man, this was what I was doing last year after a bad break-up. I started one piece with my ex, after the break-up I decided to continue alone, I binge watched it from like the 150th episode, it literally helped me getting through the heartbreak.
    I always say to everyone that the only good thing that I got from that relationship was finding one piece :D

  • @him1517
    @him1517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why do they always have the most painful artstyles to look at

  • @purpletalons7682
    @purpletalons7682 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My aunt owned a cafe when I was a kid. It was a very cozy place to eat. We had our holiday meals there too. Fun times 💜

  • @mr.battlecats5512
    @mr.battlecats5512 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    If you look at the scale at 14:35 you can see that it's out more on the hearts side, thus making the heart be Abel to overpower the money easier. I can come up whit 2 reasons for this: 1 it was made as a sudle touch to tell the watcher that the girl would fall in love easier than accepting money, or 2 they just didint bother centering the board.

  • @detectivl5811
    @detectivl5811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    It's clear that it was translated, but I as a non english native speaker understood everything perefctly 😅

    • @paraa2443
      @paraa2443 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      How? Lmao. Teach me your non English understanding ways.
      Also, are you a death note fan? :v

    • @BlackCat-tg7th
      @BlackCat-tg7th 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The first time I ever heard two people speak in English with each other it sounded to my ears like they were talking underwater lmfao
      Also, Death Note

    • @paraa2443
      @paraa2443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@BlackCat-tg7th death note is legendary

    • @BlackCat-tg7th
      @BlackCat-tg7th 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@paraa2443 yeah

    • @puschkaa
      @puschkaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      omigosh same

  • @sagejohnson9716
    @sagejohnson9716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to Joinen's recomended on TH-cam!

  • @pickchickens5286
    @pickchickens5286 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    when she screamed at him to get out of the house cuz he is the devil, it reminded me of that video - "God Warrior" - where that woman screams at "dark sided people"

    • @a_potat
      @a_potat 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What is a dark sided person 😅😂

    • @pickchickens5286
      @pickchickens5286 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@a_potat anybody who doesnt do what you believe in, I was quoting her, it was 3 years ago man, I think Cinnamontoastken reacted to it, try searching for God Warrior Cinnamontoastken maybe

  • @Circle967
    @Circle967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm really looking forward to Dr Joinen's new channel.

  • @catie5403
    @catie5403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My girlfriend just broke up with me on the exact same day that you told me she was a bad influence. That seems a little fishy, don't you think, MOTHER? *IF THATS EVEN YOUR REAL NAME*

  • @ShenronGyatt
    @ShenronGyatt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    think this same guy vocies for many different channels I've seen so many reactions to these and I've heard him so ither its a voice actor or a robot.

    • @Kenfren
      @Kenfren 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sounds like a robot

  • @cataxy5697
    @cataxy5697 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    bruh the first story is like a dollar store version of rent a girlfriend (an anime / manga series.) except its the mom who paid (and she only paid once), and its even more stupid at some parts. the main character in the story animated video, although, is surprisingly much less of a simp than the main character of rent a girlfriend, which is the only good thing i can say about it.

  • @frankcastello9320
    @frankcastello9320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Joinen, it's a two-fer!! Two stories for the price of one!

  • @henrico_pio
    @henrico_pio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I'm so early !!
    Great video btw, I followed you on twitch because of the incredible content on youtube!

  • @sylkerbboy7386
    @sylkerbboy7386 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The boy in the story be like: I'm the 23rd wheel

  • @locklanh
    @locklanh 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    that chirpy little 'hello' had my jaw on the floor

  • @sauravdebnath3799
    @sauravdebnath3799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    11:19 Are we going to ignore the fact that his mother can moonwalk like Mike 😍

  • @chasesatanic385
    @chasesatanic385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    UGH MOM I TOLD YOU TO CALL ME PRINCE LUCIFER OF THE SHADOW REALM!!!!!

  • @melonowl333
    @melonowl333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yeah my friend made me watch an anime about a rentable girlfriend and pretty much everyone sucks in it.

  • @imaginemiles1133
    @imaginemiles1133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “I know you meant well, but thankfully, it turned out well”

  • @YurinanAcquiline
    @YurinanAcquiline 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I also scream in my sleep.
    Yeah!

  • @ayshhreem
    @ayshhreem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The editor being worried about Joinen. :')

  • @Rigiroony
    @Rigiroony 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Don't you have assigned seats for graduation too

  • @natashamaclean1422
    @natashamaclean1422 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Kyle getting mad that he’s almost 18 and hadn’t dated someone has the same energy as yanderedev saying it’s fine that he was dating a 14 year old when he was 20 because he was homeschooled and couldn’t date anyone at high school