This feels like this girl watched the Umbrella Academy and wrote herself in a fanfiction where she had Allison's powers. I mean... Her crush is named Ben
I love how she decided that the 'rebel' kids shouldn't have an education because she doesn't like them, and yet has the audacity to say that she could change the school for the better.
also bullies make you feel you are wrong and are good at it. but ya know, frick bullies and if you deal with em you are a bomb ass person thats strong.
Honestly when you word it like this it makes me think of the weird edgy group in the school who grabbed innocent foods like potatoes and bananas and turned them into a maleficent force.
Bruh... That sounds like something written by a 5 years old kid. Like imagine: ,,And they were pickin on me and annoying. And then I said banana and I became the queen. And then everybody was doing what I said."
This story sounds like some one based it off the phrase "Always bring a banana to a party Rose" from Doctor Who. Except the author took the idea and created a bizzare story
I found a genius tactic to make my old bully stop bullying me, i just acted so insane that he started to become scared of me and i was amazed it worked, so now i annoy him
According to The Iliad, Aphrodite managed to LITERALLY START THE TROJAN WAR because a dude gave her a golden apple in exchange for the most beautiful mortal woman in the (known) world [which apparently meant Helen of Troy who was ALREADY MARRIED]
"I decided that they all needed a uniform" Finally, something semi reasonable "And just for fun, I asked them to wear shirts with my face on it" Ah, nevermind
@@mizzdeanabanana it was cursed from the beginning bc its literally just a "rawr XD lolz" scene kid's level of humour, but now its cursed in a "we pretend this doesnt exist" way bc its made by onion bitch and he is a disgusting human being that doesnt deserve to be thought about
yea I think you're saying it like "ba-na-na" but she is more like "ba-na-nα" and that's a huge mistake because you can't just say "ba-na-na" because that is wrong. I really recommend www.lernhowtocontrolpeoplewiththewordbanana.com I've been learning there for 3 years now and soon I'll control the world. Good luck with learning :)
14:59 and if this story had any decent writing, she'd eventually get bored of people doing whatever she wanted and she'd have an enemies to lovers arc with Sam, the only person who treats her like she's ✨️normal✨️, like she's a real person
16:00 imagine he wasn’t one of the people who would become hypnotized, (like Sam for some reason) and thought she was being really sexual or something-
@@genericname2747 I had a Chinese guy in my school Allen. People pinky sweared at him and in return he would yell to the teachers that they were swearing.
Subtle bullies are way worse than the straightforward ones, they are more likely to make you feel like shit about yourself (instead of just laughing it off)
But imagine, you could be the king of the world just by saying banana, anyone would do what you want with most likely nothing to stop you. You would be playing the game of being god.
@@bonkuwu3584 And thats why you wouldnt say it Only a messed up person would be so self-absorbed to want to be a god At most, Id only do it to stop a crime in progress, Not completley writte laws on your will
This just sounds like a very sad coping mechanism for being bullied in school and having a bad family so then you go online and write a fake story to convince yourself everything is ok
Imagine someone just walked in to this and was like"... what the hell did i just miss?" And then they see yellow shirts everywhere" is it spirit day(sports)?" Then see someone bully someone and pay them 600 dollars for bullying And then the school's name changed to rose(but no one will question that)
@@genericname2747 walks in, takes a good look, Runs back to the bus/call home/LIVE STREAM (with vpn)EVERYTHING Tldr: steps in fuckthisshitimout.mp3 Edit2(2 months from posted):i dont remember writeing this Edit 3( 3 years later) still dont remember
At the beginning of the video when joinen said that people bully with insults, it reminded me of a time that I took a line from an Alex Meyers video and told a girl she looked like a divorced soccer mom with two kids that would rather spend time with their dad, and the only date she could manage to get was with RODNEY down the street who makes taxidermied mermaids in his free time and doesn’t believe in tv
I'm a bit confused as to why she was wearing a bathrobe at school in the beginning.. nevermind the rest of the story, the bathrobe is the most unbelievable part.
@@everyonegetselfears1444 from what I've heard in legend of Korra there's a bloodbender so powerful they don't need a full moon and have a family of bloodbender
This sounds like the weird fantasy of a bullied kid in high school xD I mean, I get it. I took my two imaginary demon brothers to the school dance. I should tell my story about them to True Story Animated!
"She started sniffing my hair and told everyone I smell just like my name" Her name's Rose. So... she's odorless? How does that work? (Yeah, 'cause this nitpick is what makes the story unbelievable!)
So this bullied girl became a evil overlord ruling over a cult by saying bannana and hypnotized all the students and would abuse anyone who weren't under her spell Seems legit
Joinen: no one has ever told me to beat it in my life Me: lets see what Michael Jackson has to say about that Edit: i have never had this many likes Edit 2: i don’t remember making that first edit
The words "Banana Peel" are were mentioned so often in this dumb story, I read your Comment as "I always feel banana peel whenever Joinen uploads" uuugh
5 words to make anyone fall in love with you: “How old is this milk?” And you have to say it while wearing 1700’s men’s clothing and in a deep male voice.
When Giorno Giovanna tells katara to beat it so you start a fight with giorno... If i had a penny for every time that happened Edit: holy h*cc someone texted me about bananas while watching this idk how but that timing was astounding
Sam is the true hero of this story. Main character is going around brainwashing people with her anime powers, Sam is just an unfortunate victim of her Light Yagami levels of sociopathy. Sam lost all her friends AND her boyfriend to this woman essentially magically roofying him.
YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE ANAKIN BANANAWALKER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THE HERO WHO OVERTHROWS THE BULLIES, NOT RULE THEM! But who will be your aprentice since there should be 2 to bring balance to the bananas?
And of course, he joked that was the word, perhaps, "I heard a rumor"? The joke being that, in Umbrella Academy, a character will say "I heard a rumor that you did blah blah blah" and whoever they said that to will immediately, without question, do whatever action verb they put there. And given it's a more serious show, the character could perhaps be a villain character and their commands will probably relate to evil, villainous things, like killing supporting characters or betraying their best friends.
This story is utterly ridiculous. How in the hell could anyone believe that any of this was true? They don't, right... RIGHT?! I know that they stick a bunch of clearly not real stories in with the more believable ones, for what reason, I'm not sure. Just, so much of this is crazy. My theory on this is that it's their way of writing a story to make the little guy feel empowered in some way. Like, all the kids who've been bullied, to get their own literary revenge of sorts, by this channel having stories like these. I remember when I was in school, getting bullied and writing my own stories,. That were, in a way, about myself. Where the main character would have special powers and people would end up loving the lead character. It reminds me of stories on that website bookrix.com where kids having been writing their own versions of fan fiction that are similar to "Twilight", but where the main characters are basically depictions of themselves, but how they wish they looked or how they think the "outcast kid that becomes popular" might look. It's actually kind of sad reading these stories. Anyway, this story is just absurd and obviously not real, but Jesus.... This one has gone a little too far. Oh, and about people slipping on banana peels, my brother actually tested this while we were in high school. He threw a peel onto the ground and purposefully ran at it and slipped. He actually ended up eating shit by slipping on that thing, and by god, was it hilarious.
Yeah, this story *is* actually *completely* true! Just replace Rose with a particular fat Asian man [or that fat Asian man's gaunt younger sister], the 'bananas' with the USSR, Sam with South Korea, and The Rebels™️ with America! ✨
This sounds like that one Goosebumps episode where the lady gave a bullied kid three wishes and she wished to be her bully's best friend or become the most popular kid in school, something like that, and it got way out of control.
"i found a word that makes everyone do what i want"
Is it
Perhaps
"Please"
We've done it lads, we've cracked the code
Please delete your account
@@legendarynoodle2438 no u
@@zekchomenko2927 there was no please. Please delete your comment.
Please give me your life savings
I think the most unrealistic part of this is high schoolers just having 300 dollars on them.
Most teenagers I know are either broke, or they keep their money at home.
not even 300, but 600 - who just has 600 in cash to school??
When I was in highschool it was like a miracle that I even had $10 let alone $300
$600
$300 to the victim
$300 to her
no 600
I feel like this girl wrote a fanfiction of her own life. Of course she's a Mary Sue
aah yes the good old mary sue
how will she ever be beat....
@@sammybandi8003 send her into space
@@AlexPastGrey she'll unlock a new ability and can survive in space and will get stronger 'duh!'
classic mary sue logic
@@sammybandi8003 That turns her into a rock
@@AlexPastGrey then she'll power up and become female Dr stone
The deaf person in the hallway: 👁👄👁
Lol me
@late4thegameNOW what fi you’re deaf and blind then you’d be fine
LOL
@@summerhart8511 tactile signing
@@summerhart8511 hellen keller
*Whole chat screaming banana*
Joinen: Probably just a song
I'm blue ba na naahh
Ba na nah bana
Na ba nanaaaaaah
I’m a banana
"I should've let her slip, but I'm too nice for that."
Ahh, narcissim at its finest.
Immediately becoming a dictator upon having people like her doesn't help either
Underrated comment
This is a big red flag that the character is a Mary Sue. Abandon ship if you ever read sentence like that in a story.
@@rockinrootbeer1795 it could also just mean they're a self-important bitch
“I became a dystopian villain and it’s completely bananas”
B A N A N A
B A N A N A
@Reddit Tea lol
B A N A E N A E
BANANAMINOINS
Banana 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌
So basicly this girl becomes a tyrant oppressor after she gains powers. Such great morals
Teach your kids that being a tyrant is ok
She gained a Geass and the lunch lady was C.C
Sounds like political propaganda I'd analyse in class
She is later beaten to death by Jessica Jones.
Villain origin story
This feels like this girl watched the Umbrella Academy and wrote herself in a fanfiction where she had Allison's powers. I mean... Her crush is named Ben
at least not Luther
I love how she decided that the 'rebel' kids shouldn't have an education because she doesn't like them, and yet has the audacity to say that she could change the school for the better.
Bullies according to media: Your the worst person ever
Bullies in real life: Bro your Reddit post is cringe
And also bullies nowadays are more manipulating than anything
also bullies make you feel you are wrong and are good at it.
but ya know, frick bullies and if you deal with em you are a bomb ass person thats strong.
You're*
@@idontevenknowwhy3655 Thank you, very cool
@@Moxilock yeah I'm just annoying when it comes to your/you're
Plot Twist: The whole school is actually pranking her.
but now it's too late. she has enough power and money to kill them all if they stop listening to her.
betteramymountain 3742 Oh no.
@@zarthy4169 BANANA CULT
Yes, just Y E S
It would be amazing if that was the hole part 2 of the story.
This girl literally made a banana cult… not even the rebellion had a chance!
Yep
Hail Banana
Honestly when you word it like this it makes me think of the weird edgy group in the school who grabbed innocent foods like potatoes and bananas and turned them into a maleficent force.
69 likes, nice
the reason it didnt work on the rebels is because they dont eat bananas
Bruh...
That sounds like something written by a 5 years old kid. Like imagine:
,,And they were pickin on me and annoying. And then I said banana and I became the queen. And then everybody was doing what I said."
Joinen: nobody says "beat it"!
Michael Jackson: *sweats nervously*
Imagine she slipped on a banana peel and hit her head and everything in the story happened in her imagination
best plot twist ever
Yeah that makes sense
@@roastedtoast1151 Simpsons did it.
Plot twist: she was in a coma.
@@genericname2747 unus Annus
yes yes this sounds like a 100% real and true and very probable
What is someone was wearing headphones, wouldnt he be like "what the fuck is going on"
For real
I guess the channel went on to children written school fanfiction.
There's no need to say that, why would someone think otherwise?
The word is actually “gaming”
My story animated is just a long r/thathappened
It's r/thathappened, except less believable
@@genericname2747 pretty much
@@genericname2747 sorry what, are you trying to tell me these stories are... FAKE!?
@@samjom7409 Unbelievable, I know
@@samjom7409 ikr???? Soooo shocking
"Mom, can we get Light Yagami?"
"We have Light Yagami at home"
The Light Yagami at home:
“I will be the GOD of the new world! BANANA!”
This story sounds like some one based it off the phrase "Always bring a banana to a party Rose" from Doctor Who. Except the author took the idea and created a bizzare story
My thought lol
bananas are good
Scream “banana” at your bully. I triple dog dare you
You'll just get bullied more
I'll do that
I found a genius tactic to make my old bully stop bullying me, i just acted so insane that he started to become scared of me and i was amazed it worked, so now i annoy him
...shit now I gotta do it
That's how you get punched, my friend
Theory: All of the school children are Minions.
Lol that’s the only thing that could redeem that story
Alternate name for video: My whole school are minions
Omg yes!
headcanon accepted
the girl is a fucking dictator
Imagine being celebrated in high school for stopping someone from slipping on a banana 😂😂😂😂
OMG, that was happening as I was reading this 0.0
269 likes, nice
Am I transphobic?
@@jolotabani hopefully not?
Honne Kivioja idk, i hope not
“I found a word that makes people do what i want”
aphrodite, watching her daughter charmspeak everyone:
👁👄👁
According to The Iliad, Aphrodite managed to LITERALLY START THE TROJAN WAR because a dude gave her a golden apple in exchange for the most beautiful mortal woman in the (known) world [which apparently meant Helen of Troy who was ALREADY MARRIED]
Huh
Now I’m picturing Piper screaming “BaNaNa!” At some poor BMV salesman
@@everyonegetselfears1444 NJSVNGDFKJGNJDFKNGJKDFNJFDNJKDFV
@@everyonegetselfears1444 love the username cabin 5 individual
"I decided that they all needed a uniform"
Finally, something semi reasonable
"And just for fun, I asked them to wear shirts with my face on it"
Ah, nevermind
Wait.... Has she never said the word ever in her life before this point????? Havent watched the whole thing but??? Seems belivable
Surely she has said banana before
@@jaffalouis you'd think so???
Banana
Maybe its a new awakened power
@@jennysomething3666 how can i awaken mine? Maybe if i read off a list of fruit i can control people too!!!!!
This happened when Onision made that cursed banana song
@@blahberi not for his standards
Oh ew I forgot about him
@sleepy devil how
@@mizzdeanabanana it was cursed from the beginning bc its literally just a "rawr XD lolz" scene kid's level of humour, but now its cursed in a "we pretend this doesnt exist" way bc its made by onion bitch and he is a disgusting human being that doesnt deserve to be thought about
Conspiracy theory: The my story animated team is being sponsored by bananas
They *are* the banana cult
No, they're sponsored by minions.
The word I use for people to do what I want is "GET ON THE GROUND, THIS IS A ROBBERY."
This seems like something you'd find on r/thathappened.
It most definitely would be but it’s so true
So you're telling me this girl never said the word "banana" before.
Ok
Yeah
Nah, her power didn't awaken until she was mortally wounded (Jasmine pushing her in to the wall). That's Shonen protagonist trope 101.
Oh my go-
Like
So... I’ve said the word “banana” before, and this definitely didn’t happen. There’s only one logical explanation.
I must be doing it wrong.
yea I think you're saying it like "ba-na-na" but she is more like "ba-na-nα" and that's a huge mistake because you can't just say "ba-na-na" because that is wrong. I really recommend www.lernhowtocontrolpeoplewiththewordbanana.com I've been learning there for 3 years now and soon I'll control the world. Good luck with learning :)
flutebrush I appreciate it, thanks!
@@roastedtoast1151 Nice!
You have to say bah nah nah just like that
I deadass though you were gonna say "FAIRY GOD PARENTS"
hearing Joinen say “Yas queen” has made 2020 half decent.
I'm glad somebody feels the same way
“I had become a trend-setter!”
*no honey i think the word you’re looking for is cult leader*
I am 30 and bullies were definitely like this for me. One girl used to say "ew" any time she saw me.
But yes, this is not a true story.
That relatable moment when you say banana and everyone becomes your slave
I thought that happened to everybody!
@late4thegameNOW I am now your slave
@late4thegameNOW banana
@late4thegameNOW Make me a sandwich
The word is " would you kindly" and everyone is a person made in a underwater lab
Now this is a conspiracy theory I can get behind.
There may have been a small animal involved with testing the phrase
I wanna say the reference but I think it would ruin the joke…
Prodemonslayer noice pfp Blood Lad is really underrated…
It all makes sense now
I have a few words that make people love me. "Omlete de fromage"
Underrated comment
Understood that reference
Soo... are you available for a date?
@@nadadada3938 Yeah sure. Let me just bring my many weird inventions with me.
Oh no my sister is ruining everything
😍
Lol
14:59 and if this story had any decent writing, she'd eventually get bored of people doing whatever she wanted and she'd have an enemies to lovers arc with Sam, the only person who treats her like she's ✨️normal✨️, like she's a real person
16:00 imagine he wasn’t one of the people who would become hypnotized, (like Sam for some reason) and thought she was being really sexual or something-
I love these "true animated stories" because it means more joinen content
Yup
*yes.*
the voice actor sounds like the girl from the “is it okay to be homophobic?” video
Ye
True
In middle school it wasn't allowed to say "what are those" like the vine because it was "bullying"
In my old school, we weren't allowed to pinky swear because it was offensive
@@genericname2747 to WHOM
@@godcopter dude.. I still don't know
Dang, you went to an anti-meme middle school. I feel sad for you. Here, have an F for respects.
@@genericname2747 I had a Chinese guy in my school Allen. People pinky sweared at him and in return he would yell to the teachers that they were swearing.
Girl say the magic word "banana"
The whole class starts clapping.
Hahah Monke
Part 2: she has to live a secret double life as the banana dictator at school without her parents knowing
The second half of the story just sounds like a villains backstory from a movie
Top 10 scariest anime villains
The emotional energy these stories take out of us is too much
Subtle bullies are way worse than the straightforward ones, they are more likely to make you feel like shit about yourself (instead of just laughing it off)
This is the most untrue story I have ever heard. And will ever hear.
Not so sure about the last part
@@NVeyedMonster I'm pretty sure.
Petition for joinen to say " moinen, its joinen"
I Thought he did already
It's all fun and games until she hijacks a television network and says Banana on every channel
Teacher: *hugs student*
Everyone else in the class: 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
World Health Organisation: ...
Ngl....I'd be horrified if this happened to me. I would simply never say banana
But imagine, you could be the king of the world just by saying banana, anyone would do what you want with most likely nothing to stop you. You would be playing the game of being god.
@@bonkuwu3584 And thats why you wouldnt say it
Only a messed up person would be so self-absorbed to want to be a god
At most, Id only do it to stop a crime in progress, Not completley writte laws on your will
I hate this so much that it's making me irrationally angry.
Joinen or my story animated ?
@@mattynator911 this particular stupid story
Would you like a nice banana in this trying time?
I love it. It make me laugh
@@sweetgirl070707 understandable
This just sounds like a very sad coping mechanism for being bullied in school and having a bad family so then you go online and write a fake story to convince yourself everything is ok
The best enemies to lovers fan fiction I’ve seen so far.
Imagine someone just walked in to this and was like"... what the hell did i just miss?"
And then they see yellow shirts everywhere" is it spirit day(sports)?"
Then see someone bully someone and pay them 600 dollars for bullying
And then the school's name changed to rose(but no one will question that)
That moment when you miss one day, and a girl enslaves the entire school
@@genericname2747 walks in, takes a good look, Runs back to the bus/call home/LIVE STREAM (with vpn)EVERYTHING
Tldr: steps in fuckthisshitimout.mp3
Edit2(2 months from posted):i dont remember writeing this
Edit 3( 3 years later) still dont remember
@@genericname2747 I hate it when that happens
my immediate thought was that the word was ‘supercalifragalisticexpealidocious’, haven’t finished the vid yet so
it was worse
I was thinking it was please
@@skeleletonboi4533 haha
Coz high school kids can afford to get a whole statue 😅
And take $600 to school for reasons.
Well one of the students liked making statues, according to the video
@@nmuniz2 yes. In their very short life they have mastered the art of sculpture under the age of 20😂😂
Don't you need permits to erect statues on public property in most countries? (Granted I'mnot sure if schools count as public property)
Ginger Hernandez This is My Story Animated, realism is nada
At the beginning of the video when joinen said that people bully with insults, it reminded me of a time that I took a line from an Alex Meyers video and told a girl she looked like a divorced soccer mom with two kids that would rather spend time with their dad, and the only date she could manage to get was with RODNEY down the street who makes taxidermied mermaids in his free time and doesn’t believe in tv
Oh damn
Joinen: Was it, perhaps, I heard a rumor?
UA Fans: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
I just watched season 2 episode 1 with my family and I really want to watch more
I'm a bit confused as to why she was wearing a bathrobe at school in the beginning.. nevermind the rest of the story, the bathrobe is the most unbelievable part.
My school didn't allow us to wear PJ pants, how did she get away with a bathrobe?
We cant even tie jackets around our waist,Only sometimes yet this girll can wear a bathrobe?
Why does the protagonist look like Katara from Avatar the last airbender
Edit:
Just realized she's bloodbending
IKR! And, that'd be super hard to bend that many peoples blood at once I think. She was running away and they were following her 🤔
I noticed that she looks like that too
So it’s just the full moon every day? And it also causes bananas?
Calcium fuels her bloodbending powers
@@everyonegetselfears1444 from what I've heard in legend of Korra there's a bloodbender so powerful they don't need a full moon and have a family of bloodbender
"We're over..I wanna be with Rose now" 🤣🤣
17:05 incorrect, with great power, comes great
electricity bill
The ONLY acceptable ending to this would be Rose waking up in a padded room and a straight jacket.
This sounds like the weird fantasy of a bullied kid in high school xD I mean, I get it. I took my two imaginary demon brothers to the school dance. I should tell my story about them to True Story Animated!
I havent seen that face in decades
@@samjom7409 whot?
Do it. Bet.
Literally how could she have gone her entire life up until high school without ever saying the word banana before??
This sounds like a dream I would have after eating something spicy before bed. Lol
Eat hot chip
Rule the world
If she said "banana" the first time to make Jasmine do whatever she says, shouldn't the lunch lady and everyone in line also "fall into her trance"
I have never yelled "What the fuck COME ON, DUDE!" this many times at an animated story
"And I'll take a banana thanks" 😂😂😂
Nice
0:25 I was expecting "please" so that reference caught me off guard.
"She started sniffing my hair and told everyone I smell just like my name"
Her name's Rose. So... she's odorless? How does that work? (Yeah, 'cause this nitpick is what makes the story unbelievable!)
Some roses have a smell
Generic Name she also could have meant rosewater
@@gummusamongus5061 yeah that also works
Uhh all of my roses have at least a little smell? Some of them it’s pretty faint but it’s still there... do some roses not have a scent?
@@emilypepper1277 Yeah, some roses, especially the ones that grow in a city, don't really have a smell.
Writers: So how many tropes do you want to add?
Producers: Yes.
So this bullied girl became a evil overlord ruling over a cult by saying bannana and hypnotized all the students and would abuse anyone who weren't under her spell
Seems legit
Joinen: no one has ever told me to beat it in my life
Me: lets see what Michael Jackson has to say about that
Edit: i have never had this many likes
Edit 2: i don’t remember making that first edit
Lmao
I wouldn't like it without the second edit...XD
Bro the edits ruined it
I had the same thought
Tbh that isn’t really that many likes
If my high school bully tried to pick me up and bring me shopping I would honestly assume they were going to sacrifice me.
I always feel blessed whenever Joined uploaded.
The words "Banana Peel" are were mentioned so often in this dumb story, I read your Comment as "I always feel banana peel whenever Joinen uploads" uuugh
@@Burscutum banana peel
@@Burscutum I always peel blessed whenever Joinen uploaded-
@@jayceetalis Oh damn, I didn't even notice that :'D
0:29
And a bit before
Was that aan umbrella academy reference
My mother loves th umbrella academy
As a teacher, it made me laugh that ten students walk in late to class on a regular basis. 🤣
Banana: aka the lesbian ray
Jake the Dragony Master lmafo
Shes netflix
ironic
Nope girls dont have bananas
Turns out bananas not only make you lose weight, they truly are the most magical fruit
I get the refrence
*And all that, for the end, everyone started clapping.*
5 words to make anyone fall in love with you:
“How old is this milk?”
And you have to say it while wearing 1700’s men’s clothing and in a deep male voice.
I’ve only been told “beat it” once and that was by Michael Jackson in song form
YEEESSSSS FINALLY SOMEONE WHO SHARES MY LOVE WITH THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY!!!
Yesyesyesyesyes
Lol
I heard a rumor that it's the best series in the world
Ok if I had any power from the umbrella academy I would want Diego's (it was gonna be klaus but you know...trauma
I would like number five’s power I mean you can teleport and travel through time who doesn’t want that
When Giorno Giovanna tells katara to beat it so you start a fight with giorno... If i had a penny for every time that happened
Edit: holy h*cc someone texted me about bananas while watching this idk how but that timing was astounding
FINALLY SOMEONE THINKS SHE LOOKS LILE KATARA
I feel like the people making these stories know that nobody believes the stuff they make, but just make it because they know it will get veiws lol
yeah I thought that too.
Sam is immune from the banana mind control! She’s the real hero here.
Sam is the true hero of this story. Main character is going around brainwashing people with her anime powers, Sam is just an unfortunate victim of her Light Yagami levels of sociopathy. Sam lost all her friends AND her boyfriend to this woman essentially magically roofying him.
YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE ANAKIN BANANAWALKER
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THE HERO WHO OVERTHROWS THE BULLIES, NOT RULE THEM!
But who will be your aprentice since there should be 2 to bring balance to the bananas?
bananakin
@@starboundsingularity That's a big funny. Take all of my earthly possessions
I thoroughly enjoyed the banana video you released a while ago, really helped raise banana awareness
That moment when the word banana makes everyone your slave
Relatable
@@genericname2747 ikr
8:34
The ONLY student wearing a mask... LOL!!!!
Imagine if the word was “would you kindly?”
And of course, he joked that was the word, perhaps, "I heard a rumor"?
The joke being that, in Umbrella Academy, a character will say "I heard a rumor that you did blah blah blah" and whoever they said that to will immediately, without question, do whatever action verb they put there. And given it's a more serious show, the character could perhaps be a villain character and their commands will probably relate to evil, villainous things, like killing supporting characters or betraying their best friends.
@@ilikecurry2345 op made a reference to bioshock with "would you kindly".
@Benbebop i literally searched the comment section cause i read the title and thought " would you kindly" ?
I was drawing klaus from umbrella academy and then he said "i heard a rumour" and i literally lost my mind
Edit: I finished the drawing
Klaus is the best though. Hope your drawing turned out great!
I want to see it! I love The Umbrella Academy!
I heard a rumour, you showed it to us
@@samjom7409 i would but i don't know how
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This story is utterly ridiculous. How in the hell could anyone believe that any of this was true? They don't, right... RIGHT?!
I know that they stick a bunch of clearly not real stories in with the more believable ones, for what reason, I'm not sure. Just, so much of this is crazy. My theory on this is that it's their way of writing a story to make the little guy feel empowered in some way. Like, all the kids who've been bullied, to get their own literary revenge of sorts, by this channel having stories like these. I remember when I was in school, getting bullied and writing my own stories,. That were, in a way, about myself. Where the main character would have special powers and people would end up loving the lead character. It reminds me of stories on that website bookrix.com where kids having been writing their own versions of fan fiction that are similar to "Twilight", but where the main characters are basically depictions of themselves, but how they wish they looked or how they think the "outcast kid that becomes popular" might look. It's actually kind of sad reading these stories.
Anyway, this story is just absurd and obviously not real, but Jesus.... This one has gone a little too far.
Oh, and about people slipping on banana peels, my brother actually tested this while we were in high school. He threw a peel onto the ground and purposefully ran at it and slipped. He actually ended up eating shit by slipping on that thing, and by god, was it hilarious.
Yeah, this story *is* actually *completely* true! Just replace Rose with a particular fat Asian man [or that fat Asian man's gaunt younger sister], the 'bananas' with the USSR, Sam with South Korea, and The Rebels™️ with America! ✨
Oh god
i dunno man, that sounds like a lot of work I mean, so many things to replace
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This sounds like that one Goosebumps episode where the lady gave a bullied kid three wishes and she wished to be her bully's best friend or become the most popular kid in school, something like that, and it got way out of control.
Joinen: **starts quoting Death Note**
Me: ahh, I see you're a man of culture as well...