Brett Kruise Yeah lol. When I went to take the ASVAB, there were a couple of girls that looked pretty good, and when those of us going AF were asked to raise our hands, they both raised theirs. Another great reason to join the Air Force lol.
Consider me triggered, because this wasn't long enough. We need a full 45 minute stand up routine where you just roast all the branches mercilessly. (Including Space Force, please.)
Everyone hates on the Air Force because they are the only service that sends the officers to get shot at while most the enlisted stay back. Earn that check Sir!
Army Forward Observers and AF JTAC are the ones getting shot at trying to give the location to your officer pilots to drop bombs. That’s it officers ain’t on the ground with us.
_When you see someone in the Coast Guard_ "There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
This reminds me of a joke. Explaining the military branches to a civilian....not an original thing, I found it but sharing it here for all to read. The Army, Navy, and Marines are all brothers in a family. Army is the oldest and mom and dad made all their parenting mistakes with him. The Navy is the middle son, they're the explorers who left home and no one cared. The Marines are the youngest who mom and dad let do whatever they want and they still have an inferiority complex due to their small size. Well, mom and dad got divorced once all the boys were grown. Mom got remarried to a rich guy and quickly gave birth to a fourth son, the. Air Force, Now she loves him the most, showers him with the best toys, and buys him whatever he wants. When they go on vacation they fly first class, stay in 5 star hotels, and enjoy the finest meals. The Air Force is spoiled rotten and his three older brothers have bitter resentment toward him for this. Finally there's the Coast Guard. The Coast Guard is the rich step dad's son from his first marriage and none of the other brothers think or act like he's part of the family.
Cameron Williamson You know that....I know that...but the individual that one would explain this to has no friggin clue and trying to explain that nuanced lil' nugget of information is more trouble than it's worth. At that point the speaker comes off as trying to be all knowing, highfalutin, and pretentious.
Coming from a younger Army veteran I just want you to know do I have permission from a elder vet to borrow such a story now lol or should I wait till I'm older in my late 30's or 40's to use it? I haven't heard anyone but one older marine vet and a army vet use while at the VA lol
Everyone gives the Coast Guard shit until they are in the Atlantic riding out a category 4 hurricane and their boat sinks. There’s a reason the coast guard shuttles around high level government employees, we have the best helo pilots in the military. When everyone else is grounded from flying and the US Navy’s ships are kept at port, the Coast Guard are the ones who go out and save lives.
So if anything you’re more of a bigger Life Guard rescue concept than military. Do y’all deploy to Iraq and Afghanistan? Nah so y’all need to stop advertising yourselves as a military branch and instead a police/fire dept/Life Guard department.
Steven K They are the military, and I’m not even a big fan of the coast guard. They don’t deploy, they protect the mainlands. They stop drug smugglers in submarines/ boats. They save people during floods and hurricanes. They also help the navy Incase of an emergency. Need I say more?
Marines and Army sleep under the Stars Navy and Coast Guard Navigate by the Stars Air Force choose their accommodation by how many Stars they have Now who can help me with the Space Force with this LMFAO.
Coast Guard here, not triggered because im used to being the only child at the dinner table with darker skin and different eye color than everyone else after mommy's trip to Jamaica with her girl friends that daddy doesn't talk about that time. Good video
One can say one good thing about the Coast Guard. When they say, "We're coming to help." they actually mean and actually will. When they do their job it doesn't involve a lot of explosions. That is all.
I'm an army vet too (2006-2011) and I gotta give some credit to the Coast Guard. I've heard a lot of shit talk about them, but I also heard recently that the coast guard found and rescued something like 98% of the people who were left trapped after a major hurricane (I think it was Katrina? I don't remember exactly which one). They legit do some good work when it comes to saving people in the water. I don't necessarily know if I'd want them by my side in a firefight, but if I'm shipwrecked in the ocean off the coast of Florida, I am gonna be damn grateful for 'em. I also just want to point out, Hooah is the dumbest word I have ever been forced to say.
I was in Florida on Christmas day and a coastie vet literally was running down the beach in a USCG hat with a santa hat on top of it, singing christmas songs and the coast guard hymn, carrying both the coast guard and american flag, and they were just off the top of a flag pole. A fucking flag pole, yeah he was carrying that much metal.
I didn't like them. They're very whiny and unorganized in a military sense. I was Army and stationed at Sheppard Air Force Base. they used to literally email our company commander and complain about us sounding off too loud too early in the morning. And when we used to March, we would sound off very loud and I remember hearing all the Airmen on the sides calling us brainwashed because we had spirit. They were the ones who seemed envious. In fact, when we had a base-wide parade , I remember all the female Airmen jocking us hard when we walked by because we were so squared away in comparison
@@ChromeTecNina frankly airmen sleep for so long because they don't need to be physically fit but mentally fit. The Air Force is a very mentally intensive branch
Should have roasted the Army National Guard too. It’s the only place you will ever find a 50-year-old specialist with grey hair and who would never in a million years pass height and weight
Arrived Camp Wolverine in Kuwait in February 2004 along with the 81st BDE of the Washington NG...about ten of us walked behind a white-haired, elderly specialist WITH A CANE...could not have been under SIXTY...
Hey the coast guard is the only branch that helped save over 12000+ lives during hurricane Harvey. We get a lot of disrespect but we do a lot for the country. 👍🏽
I remember watching videos of coasties doing helicopter rescues last year in Harvey. I even heard that the entire CG helicopter fleet went down there to help. You guys get a lot of crap, but you're still awesome. Thank you for your service.
The comment about the army's ACU uniforms is spot on . That pattern camouflages nothing anywhere . The marines got it right with their MARPAT uniforms . I was navy back when we wore dungarees . We looked like prison inmates , which we were in a way . Sailors dislike being called soldiers as much as soldiers dislike sailors being called soldiers .
Oh Gosh! Those little blueberry honey muffins down in cafeteria were amazing! I got busted for being late for duty because I lost track of time eating them. True. Sad but true.
Sitting here, binging your videos way out here in Israel. Obviously many differences between the US military & the IDF, but the vids are still hilarious, and some things are universal.
I'm in the Coast Guard, but you are spot on lol. No one knows what we do. We are deployed all over the world on our Cutters. Part of the DHS except in times of war we can be moved under the Navy (no pun intended). We save lives and property, boardings, drug interdiction patrols, Security Escorts for Navy ships/subs/cruise ships of high interest, Aids to Navigation (buoys/lights etc), Ice Breaking to Antarctica and Artic, we are station overseas as well for security etc. Keep up the good work, you are awesome! Love the videos.
For those who aren’t sure what the Coast Guard does it a lot to explain Search and rescue is huge part. Law enforcement is also. The coast guard has also filled combat for the navy. Prior to the invasion of Iraq Coast Guard 110’ cutters provide protection for navy minesweepers clearing the way for the marines to land. Coast Guard TACLET was apart of combat operation in taking Iraqi oil terminals. Today Coast Guard RAID teams travel with army and marines to FOBs to inspect conex box to ensure everything is properly packed and ready for sea. In our past history the Coast Guard trained fought along side Central America law enforcement against drug cartels. For more about that read Not Your Fathers Coast Guard. During Vietnam the Coast Guard assisted riverine units stop Vietcong boats smuggling weapons and were responsible for load and unloading ammunition. There’s a lot the Coast Guard has done and still doing. As for the movie there has been several The Guardian was one. The one that is a true story is The Finest Hours. We all make fun of each other but not know what people isn’t much of an insult. Lol if you want make fun of uniforms you should have seen them before ODUs we looked like gas pump attendants. Your can also see our state of the art equipment hand me downs from the navy. Shit we got ships left over from WW2. You can also make fun of how we and clean ducks. Yes we are the red headed step child of the military. We are more like son of the second wife who doesn’t live with family but shows up when needed.
I respect all branches of the military all equal strong and good looking in different uniforms and skills mad love to all our soldiers, sailors, and airman! HOOYAH NAVY🇺🇸🇺🇸💪🏼
@@joscar062 The Marines are just the Navy's little, more aggressive, brother. They may be hot shit and badass now. But originally they were just glorified bouncers for the ships and officers of the Navy! That being said I highly respect the Marine corps even though it takes a certain amount of masochism and Insanity to join them.
Coast Guard is really cool they focus on more humanitarian and drug prevention missions. It's the one branch with a lot of prior military members and also the branch with the highest retention rate, it's much more relaxed with enlisted and officer. And the cool part is, is that even if your a cook you can be on a boarding swat team cause it's a small branch but more opportunities. They also have IMO the best snipers cause they shoot from helicopters to a moving boat really cool underrated branch
Thats spot on except the part about the best snipers. Marine, Army and Navy (Seal) Snipers are probably leagues above Coast Guard Snipers imo just in terms of training and how much experience they have from being deployed in basically every war that the US has been involved in.
@@manvirsingh5609 taskandpurpose.com/international-sniper-competition/ Also the Coast Guard has had an active role in every single conflict the US has participated in, dating back to the Civil War (First naval battle of the Civil War was with a Revenue Cutter Service ship called the Harriet Lane, which was the early precursors to the modern CG)
@Cue ball I was a Security Policeman. We had a butter bar who had a similar attitude, and he was gonna show who's who and what's what. That lasted until one night trying to catch people Fucking off. Unfortunately he forgot 2 things, 1. our radios had 2 channels, 2. the guy he was trying sneak up on was on a Free Fire post. Oh he wasn't shot but the SAT made real sure he was "under control." When he got out of the hospital he was transferred to another base. :-)
@Cue ball Agree. And to be perfectly honest (the Lord hates a liar) I was not exactly a poster boy for the USAF...he said with a Massive understatement. That I got out with ever losing a stripe still amazes me.
I am a Costie, I laughed a lot. Pretty much sums it up. The reason why we are a small branch and no one knows us is because our funds are small. Maybe because we are not in the D.O.D but the Department of homeland security. I never heard of the Coast Guard before I joined and I never seen advertisements.However we do a a lot search and rescue, migrant interdiction, drug interdiction, ice breakers, aids to navigations (Buoys), military readiness, water port security, and many more. I wish are funds can be better so we can be recognized a little more. No matter what I still like the Coast Guard. Great videos I like your videos - Seamen Garcia
When I was in the AF we took pride in the fact we had really good dry cleaner on base and talk about cheap. Damn! 4 sets of BDUs and 2 full dress uniforms all dry cleaned and pressed for like $8. Not each freaking total. As for the hot AF women! Hell yes! My wife hit me so many times for just looking I had to make up shit to my shirt about the upper arm and chest bruises. Still married to the same woman 16 years later btw.
I just got out of the Air Force and one, everything he said is true and two...it's the talk of a Space Force that gets me triggered. Maybe that's cause that the AF Space Command gets so much money already and does everything Trump wants a whole different branch to do
Yea the one I'm in now is pretty nice, bedroom kitchen livingroom two closets; if you thought i was describing an apartment you would be right my dorm "room" is bigger than my old apartment. 😂
@@LuxLazar ahah, im glad you replied! quick question. I was wondering if you could explain something strange that occurred that day. Just 20-30s after 1 boat came round the corner a lady walked up to us from behind and just started chatting to us, seemed like a quirky lady that just seen this sort of event happen a lot. Anyway, as she is talking to me and my mum and, to our amazement, she was able to perfectly time when the other boat and helicopter came. "In about 20 seconds another boat is going to come round and get another angle on your dad, just to see what he is doing and make sure it's not some sort of rocket launcher". 20 seconds later, on the dot, a boat came round as she described (formation etc). A few years after this happened the thought occurred that she wasn't just some lady and was, in fact, a sort of "ground team" just to get a better look and confirm that we were not trying to cause trouble. Is this a thing that the coast guard would/could do? She was asking questions like the ones you would hear from the airport security "why are you here? What do you do for a living? etc" and even escorted us back to the boat that brought us from Manhatten. Hope you can clear this up for me :)
@@rocket6173 normally CG isn't shore side interacting with the public. Had to be some other federal or state LE team. We often work together, but our missions normally are in different areas. Any time there is heightened security, everything is looked at as being out of the ordinary.
Coast Guard is homeland security. They go through boot camp like everyone else. Basically they patrol our coast (😂). But they do a lot more then most think.
Hey man keep up the good work I love the comedy you bring true the light on each military branch much props my brother keep it up sick humor is the best humor
Ah....but the sad fact is that you do very little shooting shit and blowing shit up. In my experience, at least being a Marine, your life is majorly "This sucks." while trying to skate on Staff Sergeants working party, punctuated by brief moments of "This is awesome!" when you finally get to let loose on an M2 or let a SMAW fly downrange, then back to "This sucks." when Staff Sergeant finally catches up to you and you've got to police call the parking lot after getting ninja punched for that fight at the strip club last week.
Love it. I’m Prior US ARMY and this was hilarious. We were on TDY once and ate at an AIR FORCE Base, now that’s a Chow Hall. It was better than a lot of Restaurants I’ve been in. We walked in and they knew right away we weren’t Air Force, it was great but they looked at us like we were a bunch of Animals. A bunch of GRUNTS scarfing down our CHOW. It was hilarious.
Growing up around the Great Lakes, you learn alot about the coast gaurd, and are glad they're there. If you are on a boat, or a freighter, and it sinks, they will be there to save you, and won't stop looking for you. They are essentially the Police, Fire, and Medical of the waters surrounding the U.S., not to mention they are also the Second line of defense, right after the navy, when it comes to US waters. They are very important for the people that live in the US, especially by the Great Lakes, and the Ocean. (The Great Lakes are quite deadly during the Winter and Fall. And with out the CG, a lot of lives would be lost, because Ships tend to sink on Lake Superior waters during the late fall months, and early winter months (November/December))
Coast Gaurd guys are actually pretty bad ass, and looking at their training, they work harder than Navy or Air Farce for sure. I think they deserve way more respect than they get. Cheers from a Canadian Infantry Veteran
At the end of the day all branches need to respect eachother. Cause even though you all get paid more than I do (working for a meat processor) none of you get paid enough to go through what you go through. I salute all of you.
I loved the Air Force...my family was all army Infantry. My uncle broke it down. At my first duty station the scene was so beautiful. Yes sah! You right...bro
Coasties do more VBSS than we do in the Navy. I moored CG Cutters into and out of Guantanamo Bay, They'd be full of drug runners and said drugs. A Boatswains Mate one time told me that a guy in a group of detainees they were extraditing has eaten the face off of another man, they found the little boat they were in covered in blood. Crazy shit. As a Sailor I respect puddle pirates.
The USCG also provided Army units with guidance on how to ship Hazardous materials on cargo ships. They assisted army units in the USA, Afghanistan, Iraq and Kuwait. If you know a UMO ( unit movement officer) they can enlighten you. They worked along side the Armys Deployment support Team that inspected vehicle, containers and paperwork before it was transported.
The coast guard is more comparable to police as they are technically law enforcement. This allows them to board foreign vessels without it being an act of war. However they can be deployed and have the same ranks as the Navy.
While serving on AD in Norfolk, VA. I took my wife and kids to the closest AFB. Why ? Better educated DR's. Now, retiring and having Tricare my entire family goes to a PA (Air Force Vet) and he's the smartest, straight forward medical professional I've ever met. He's kept my family 100% healthy for years. Can't beat the AF medical professionals.
@@sicsempertyrannis9024 in the Navy we had "Pecker Checkers". I wasn't taking my 2 Daughters and wife to one of those. AF had degrees on the wall and spoke with purpose. That's good enough for me. My Opinion.
That Airforce shit got me laughing so hard. I was an F-22 crew chief. We were like the only job that was not clean it was a dirty job. You go over to any other building and everyone looks at you like you have a disease because your covered in all kinds of God knows what from working 4 hours before anyone there had the morning coffee. Some days I wished I'd have taken another job and other days I loved what I did. But all days I hated every other job (all but SF they were out on the line with us just as long but they didn't get dirty.) If you had time to grab a lunch you walk in EVERYONE looks nice clean pressed all smell like fucking flowers and your radiating heat and stank everyone avoids you. So I have to say spot the hell on man on that. *Slow clap*
Bushido Airsoft I don’t need five star dining, just decent dining lol. If the food is fine, and the place ain’t swarming with bugs, especially spiders, I’m fine lol.
USAF Vet... It's love here bro, you were stating facts. Keep doing ya thing. P.S. I don't consider the coast guard in the family, they're more like that "special" member of the family nobody wants to acknowledge.
I legit saw some coast guard guys while I deployed to Afghanistan.. I’m still confused about it to this day.
Try being one of the coasties deployed there... Uncle Sam's confused group. Lol but my time in Iraq was interesting.
Everyone was in Iraq and Afghanistan. The whole US government was there lol
Officer Moose they were probably handling your ordinance and small arms ammo shipments.
Got lost on the way to Mejico
@@bluefalconkiller3887 Mexico is mexicó in Spanish, nice try
I’m honored to finally make an appearance in a combat veteran video 😍
Bruh, He wild as hell. But Im going navy so lol
Jt have my babies
EYYY JT!
Hey ho JT your subscriber is here!!
LMFAO didn't catch it at first
I been in the Coast Guard 16 years. Not even mad. Just glad we even got recognized. Keep up the good work. That shits hilarious.
Y'all are at least into saving lives, instead of killing
Come on man you just gonna take it 😮 the Fuck
See you gotta say something like we stop the cartel from smugling drugs or rescue dumb asses that buy boats but don't know how to be responsible
Aw
@@edwhitson9873 yes. We save lives and do alot law enforcement stuff
Army: Pt belt
Navy: Gay
Air Force: Everyone wants in
Marines: homeless
Coast Guard: Canoe club
Lmao everyone thinks the navy is gay even though they kick every other branches asses at what they do
Marines: Aggressive Autism
Fallout Dan yea cause no one wants to tough a gay person
CoondoNumbaNine that made 0 sense
CoondoNumbaNine and what makes you thinks that everyone in the navy is gay. Because in my mind that’s childish as fuck.
All I heard was; AF is smart, hot chicks, quality living, and nice skin. Roger that
Brett Kruise
Yeah lol. When I went to take the ASVAB, there were a couple of girls that looked pretty good, and when those of us going AF were asked to raise our hands, they both raised theirs. Another great reason to join the Air Force lol.
Said girls ended up banging out either your officers or a marine.... just saying.
Vincent Alexander
So they typically don’t actually go for other Airmen? Dang.
You've obviously never been in our dorms.
00Wired
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Consider me triggered, because this wasn't long enough. We need a full 45 minute stand up routine where you just roast all the branches mercilessly. (Including Space Force, please.)
THIS
+1
Agreement
Someone give this guy a medal
Each thumbs up is a NAM
Everyone hates on the Air Force because they are the only service that sends the officers to get shot at while most the enlisted stay back. Earn that check Sir!
True
push this comment to the top of the list
Navy sends their officers too. Cough cough all pilots
they hate us bc they ain’t us
Army Forward Observers and AF JTAC are the ones getting shot at trying to give the location to your officer pilots to drop bombs. That’s it officers ain’t on the ground with us.
_When you see someone in the Coast Guard_
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
This reminds me of a joke. Explaining the military branches to a civilian....not an original thing, I found it but sharing it here for all to read.
The Army, Navy, and Marines are all brothers in a family. Army is the oldest and mom and dad made all their parenting mistakes with him. The Navy is the middle son, they're the explorers who left home and no one cared. The Marines are the youngest who mom and dad let do whatever they want and they still have an inferiority complex due to their small size.
Well, mom and dad got divorced once all the boys were grown. Mom got remarried to a rich guy and quickly gave birth to a fourth son, the. Air Force, Now she loves him the most, showers him with the best toys, and buys him whatever he wants. When they go on vacation they fly first class, stay in 5 star hotels, and enjoy the finest meals. The Air Force is spoiled rotten and his three older brothers have bitter resentment toward him for this.
Finally there's the Coast Guard. The Coast Guard is the rich step dad's son from his first marriage and none of the other brothers think or act like he's part of the family.
nailed it!
Ha ha ha ha ha!!! Perfect!!!
You do realize that the marines are not their own branch but fall under the Navy. Other than that, you got it.
Cameron Williamson You know that....I know that...but the individual that one would explain this to has no friggin clue and trying to explain that nuanced lil' nugget of information is more trouble than it's worth. At that point the speaker comes off as trying to be all knowing, highfalutin, and pretentious.
Coming from a younger Army veteran I just want you to know do I have permission from a elder vet to borrow such a story now lol or should I wait till I'm older in my late 30's or 40's to use it? I haven't heard anyone but one older marine vet and a army vet use while at the VA lol
The coast guard is good at one thing..... driving up the price of cocaine
Mason Bourbonnais you don’t care about them until they’re pulling your dumbass from the water
Mason Bourbonnais
best comment :)
@@ambush9505 you mad? I love watching the guardian its set to record every time in my dvr.... so why you mad bro
@@ambush9505 side note..... that novice is probably inaccurate as fuck, BUT NOBODY CARES GUY
don't forget they also check to make sure people are wearing their life jackets
Oh my gosh 😂😂😂😂😂 my husband is in the air Force and I showed him this and he's like "sounds about right". I'm rolling 😂
@Rowley Jefferson AJ can be a girls nick name lol it's my first and middle initials
@@singleottermom2838 You got me curious now..
@@Nobody-dm2ol on what?
@@singleottermom2838 On what AJ stands for, the names lol
@@Nobody-dm2ol sorry, dont feel comfortable sharing that info :)
How the hell does my Beloved Marine Corps only get a few seconds... there is plenty for you to hate on! Semper Fi Brother
Semper Fledis
Too good for a minute I guess 😂😂
the Marine Corps is epic! you guys are willing to serve and die zealously for God and the US!
Semper Fidelis!
@@christopheramador9886 the mens department
Christopher Amador at least we get to fuck all your women
Glad I chose the Air Force. Sad part is about the recruiting office smelling like hand sanitizer it really does 😂😂
Truth
He is about spot on with everything in the air force lol
That's the first thing my recruiter gave me...hand sanitizer...
Chair force
All of them do lol
I died when he put Nava😂
Mychael Castillo same lmao
What about JT lol
There are four Army food groups. Nicotine, Caffeine, Alcohol and Motrin.
Nailed it!
There are 5 for the Marines nicotine caffeine alcohol hubaba and Crayola
Yep that's about it
You forgot take a knee and drink water
So very true. Caffeine and Motrin before the Battalion Ruck, then Alcohol and Nicotine afterwards to forget how much it sucked 😂
Everyone gives the Coast Guard shit until they are in the Atlantic riding out a category 4 hurricane and their boat sinks. There’s a reason the coast guard shuttles around high level government employees, we have the best helo pilots in the military. When everyone else is grounded from flying and the US Navy’s ships are kept at port, the Coast Guard are the ones who go out and save lives.
Gotta respect pilots that will helo into storms and hurricanes to save people.
Same thing with the navy.
So if anything you’re more of a bigger Life Guard rescue concept than military. Do y’all deploy to Iraq and Afghanistan? Nah so y’all need to stop advertising yourselves as a military branch and instead a police/fire dept/Life Guard department.
Steven K They are the military, and I’m not even a big fan of the coast guard. They don’t deploy, they protect the mainlands. They stop drug smugglers in submarines/ boats. They save people during floods and hurricanes. They also help the navy Incase of an emergency. Need I say more?
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Marines and Army sleep under the Stars
Navy and Coast Guard Navigate by the Stars
Air Force choose their accommodation by how many Stars they have
Now who can help me with the Space Force with this LMFAO.
"Protect America from Klingons around Uranus".
Haha, I was hoping for something to do with Stars but damn! everyone hates those Klingons :)
@@Frappuccino1988 I think that's something a space marine would say. It probably would be their version of "Welcome to the suck"😎
Space force sleeps with the stars
They live on the stars
Coast Guard here, not triggered because im used to being the only child at the dinner table with darker skin and different eye color than everyone else after mommy's trip to Jamaica with her girl friends that daddy doesn't talk about that time. Good video
Geoff, My father was Army Air Corp. I have two sisters with blood types incompatible with my father's. Hmm
Truee you should try joining the military 💯
Oddly specific 🤔🧐
@Johnson Adam that he doesn't disown a kid that isn't his? Or that he lets his wife be by herself
i had to read this twice
One can say one good thing about the Coast Guard. When they say, "We're coming to help." they actually mean and actually will. When they do their job it doesn't involve a lot of explosions. That is all.
I'm an army vet too (2006-2011) and I gotta give some credit to the Coast Guard. I've heard a lot of shit talk about them, but I also heard recently that the coast guard found and rescued something like 98% of the people who were left trapped after a major hurricane (I think it was Katrina? I don't remember exactly which one). They legit do some good work when it comes to saving people in the water. I don't necessarily know if I'd want them by my side in a firefight, but if I'm shipwrecked in the ocean off the coast of Florida, I am gonna be damn grateful for 'em.
I also just want to point out, Hooah is the dumbest word I have ever been forced to say.
I was in Florida on Christmas day and a coastie vet literally was running down the beach in a USCG hat with a santa hat on top of it, singing christmas songs and the coast guard hymn, carrying both the coast guard and american flag, and they were just off the top of a flag pole. A fucking flag pole, yeah he was carrying that much metal.
😂😂. As a Marine, I can’t even be mad at you bro. That $hit was funny. Pretty accurate to because we will * uck anything. Lol.
@Ricky Blaszak Because hes a Marine.
Rick Bell Yep. 100% accurate. Sempee fi, brother.
The Doc 😂
Ozzy Dowery Semper Fi
Rick Bell when he said the bullet whole thing i lost it 😂😂
love how Nava was added for the Marines best part by far.
He's the only Marine Vlog- TH-camr known on YT
na uh
CIX-6 best part is he’s admin
@@specialstrikebolt His not there are plenty but his one of the biggest military vloggers that's a Marine.
Is he a reservist or public affairs guy. He doesnt hate life nearly enough.
As a coast guard veteran I’m just impressed that you remembered the coast guard. Loved the video.
Thank you for your service
Its like the Coast Guard is Krillin crom from DBZ, he doesnt belong with the sayans but him and Goku (Navy) have been homies since day 1 (late 1700s)
F-16c Thunderbird how is goku Navy ik im late but im pretty sure hes a marine
.... at least we're not Yamcha.
The Air Force just gets complements of envy from every branch
I didn't like them. They're very whiny and unorganized in a military sense. I was Army and stationed at Sheppard Air Force Base. they used to literally email our company commander and complain about us sounding off too loud too early in the morning. And when we used to March, we would sound off very loud and I remember hearing all the Airmen on the sides calling us brainwashed because we had spirit. They were the ones who seemed envious. In fact, when we had a base-wide parade , I remember all the female Airmen jocking us hard when we walked by because we were so squared away in comparison
Charlie Digital I’m laughing so hard bc I’m stationed at shepherd and this is the biggest lie I’ve heard 😂
Charlie Digital
Creatures of strong testosterone attract creatures with strong estrogen 💪
thanks for your service g
@@ChromeTecNina frankly airmen sleep for so long because they don't need to be physically fit but mentally fit. The Air Force is a very mentally intensive branch
The vast majority of you fools are college students in camouflage. Your average Airman is chewed up as hell.
Should have roasted the Army National Guard too. It’s the only place you will ever find a 50-year-old specialist with grey hair and who would never in a million years pass height and weight
I mean... You're not wrong, MSGT at my old RSP looked like he's never passed weight a day in his life.
Arrived Camp Wolverine in Kuwait in February 2004 along with the 81st BDE of the Washington NG...about ten of us walked behind a white-haired, elderly specialist WITH A CANE...could not have been under SIXTY...
Lol when I first got to my unit there was a bald sergeant in BDU's with a fucking hearing aid.
😂😂 big facts my dude
Try me then. 11B...great shape and going to College all whilst I was in. Plus single-Dad, and a Combat Veteran....yeah....suck it pal
Marines: Overrated
Army: Arrogant for no reason
Navy: Civillians on boats
Air Force: everyone wishes we were them
Unless you're navy aircrew 😃
Only branch that has a birthday party that matters. Marines.
Marines are not overated the army is
Andrew Mystic Then you just gay with a passion
Agree! Sailors are civilians in uniform! 😆
I'm a Marine Vet, this is spot on and I'm in tears over this video!
Hey the coast guard is the only branch that helped save over 12000+ lives during hurricane Harvey.
We get a lot of disrespect but we do a lot for the country. 👍🏽
I remember watching videos of coasties doing helicopter rescues last year in Harvey. I even heard that the entire CG helicopter fleet went down there to help. You guys get a lot of crap, but you're still awesome. Thank you for your service.
Ryan Casey thank you for your support my friend
Thank you for your service. Hope you have a great upcoming veteran's day.
Wayward Waggs thanks friend!
@@MooMoo69556 👍
The comment about the army's ACU uniforms is spot on . That pattern camouflages nothing anywhere . The marines got it right with their MARPAT uniforms . I was navy back when we wore dungarees . We looked like prison inmates , which we were in a way . Sailors dislike being called soldiers as much as soldiers dislike sailors being called soldiers .
The ACU is a lot better than the BDU in the 1980s
It works , they used it wrong
Dude, you forgot to mention the airforce food...
User 0 sue me.
Oh Gosh!
Those little blueberry honey muffins down in cafeteria were amazing! I got busted for being late for duty because I lost track of time eating them.
True. Sad but true.
Sitting here, binging your videos way out here in Israel. Obviously many differences between the US military & the IDF, but the vids are still hilarious, and some things are universal.
Ahh the Army :) Should have put my pic homie jk.. You are the most accurate representation of the Army hope all is well wherever you are rn
Ohh and Space force
@@ARCHIEzzle lmfao
Thank you for your service. Hope you have a great upcoming veteran's day.
Really
Infantry for Space Force = ...Extraterrestrial Corps?...Idk. since Marine: Marine animals and Extraterrestrial: Extraterrestrial organisms.
You're exactly correct about the Army!
yup
I like how he couldn't find one damn bad thing to say about the AirForce, so he just listed positive stuff about them in an irritated tone of voice 😆
I'm in the Coast Guard, but you are spot on lol. No one knows what we do.
We are deployed all over the world on our Cutters. Part of the DHS except in times of war we can be moved under the Navy (no pun intended). We save lives and property, boardings, drug interdiction patrols, Security Escorts for Navy ships/subs/cruise ships of high interest, Aids to Navigation (buoys/lights etc), Ice Breaking to Antarctica and Artic, we are station overseas as well for security etc.
Keep up the good work, you are awesome! Love the videos.
Do CG have big guns?
Equal opportunity I love it!!! Hate everyone. Respect brother!!!
For those who aren’t sure what the Coast Guard does it a lot to explain
Search and rescue is huge part. Law enforcement is also. The coast guard has also filled combat for the navy. Prior to the invasion of Iraq Coast Guard 110’ cutters provide protection for navy minesweepers clearing the way for the marines to land. Coast Guard TACLET was apart of combat operation in taking Iraqi oil terminals. Today Coast Guard RAID teams travel with army and marines to FOBs to inspect conex box to ensure everything is properly packed and ready for sea. In our past history the Coast Guard trained fought along side Central America law enforcement against drug cartels. For more about that read Not Your Fathers Coast Guard. During Vietnam the Coast Guard assisted riverine units stop Vietcong boats smuggling weapons and were responsible for load and unloading ammunition. There’s a lot the Coast Guard has done and still doing. As for the movie there has been several The Guardian was one. The one that is a true story is The Finest Hours. We all make fun of each other but not know what people isn’t much of an insult. Lol if you want make fun of uniforms you should have seen them before ODUs we looked like gas pump attendants. Your can also see our state of the art equipment hand me downs from the navy. Shit we got ships left over from WW2. You can also make fun of how we and clean ducks. Yes we are the red headed step child of the military. We are more like son of the second wife who doesn’t live with family but shows up when needed.
I respect all branches of the military all equal strong and good looking in different uniforms and skills mad love to all our soldiers, sailors, and airman! HOOYAH NAVY🇺🇸🇺🇸💪🏼
Hooyah brother!
You forgot Marines and Coasties
Oscar Jimenes he said soldiers, “soldiers, sailors, and airmen”
HOOYAH NAVY
@@joscar062 The Marines are just the Navy's little, more aggressive, brother. They may be hot shit and badass now. But originally they were just glorified bouncers for the ships and officers of the Navy! That being said I highly respect the Marine corps even though it takes a certain amount of masochism and Insanity to join them.
Coast guard: we guard the coast
Leonard Erasmus yup, right. They do lol
@Leonard Baker why does that simple statement rely on you? Lmao
Love this guy!!! I'm in the Army and he right about the ACU and movies Black Hawk Down is the truth!!!!!
Ft. Bragg in the house! Eighty-deuce from back in the day 💪💪
Coast Guard is really cool they focus on more humanitarian and drug prevention missions. It's the one branch with a lot of prior military members and also the branch with the highest retention rate, it's much more relaxed with enlisted and officer. And the cool part is, is that even if your a cook you can be on a boarding swat team cause it's a small branch but more opportunities. They also have IMO the best snipers cause they shoot from helicopters to a moving boat really cool underrated branch
love our coasties I would love to join but sadly they dont go to Korea like the other branches
no the closest coast guard recruiter is a 2 hour drive away
My first unit in the CG took me to Antarctica. Good times on the big red tub of fun. USCGC POLAR SEA 00-02
Thats spot on except the part about the best snipers. Marine, Army and Navy (Seal) Snipers are probably leagues above Coast Guard Snipers imo just in terms of training and how much experience they have from being deployed in basically every war that the US has been involved in.
@@manvirsingh5609 taskandpurpose.com/international-sniper-competition/
Also the Coast Guard has had an active role in every single conflict the US has participated in, dating back to the Civil War (First naval battle of the Civil War was with a Revenue Cutter Service ship called the Harriet Lane, which was the early precursors to the modern CG)
AIR FORCE! We're the smart ones...send the officers out to fight.
the Navy and Marine Corps aviation does the same!
@@adonisguy3243 The Navy and our Department are the best. We land on moving targets.
@Cue ball
I was a Security Policeman. We had a butter bar who had a similar attitude, and he was gonna show who's who and what's what. That lasted until one night trying to catch people Fucking off. Unfortunately he forgot 2 things, 1. our radios had 2 channels, 2. the guy he was trying sneak up on was on a Free Fire post. Oh he wasn't shot but the SAT made real sure he was "under control." When he got out of the hospital he was transferred to another base. :-)
@Cue ball
Agree. And to be perfectly honest (the Lord hates a liar) I was not exactly a poster boy for the USAF...he said with a Massive understatement. That I got out with ever losing a stripe still amazes me.
Marines is the baddest and toughest but all guts and muscles no brains.
I am a Costie, I laughed a lot. Pretty much sums it up. The reason why we are a small branch and no one knows us is because our funds are small. Maybe because we are not in the D.O.D but the Department of homeland security. I never heard of the Coast Guard before I joined and I never seen advertisements.However we do a a lot search and rescue, migrant interdiction, drug interdiction, ice breakers, aids to navigations (Buoys), military readiness, water port security, and many more. I wish are funds can be better so we can be recognized a little more. No matter what I still like the Coast Guard. Great videos I like your videos - Seamen Garcia
When I was in the AF we took pride in the fact we had really good dry cleaner on base and talk about cheap. Damn! 4 sets of BDUs and 2 full dress uniforms all dry cleaned and pressed for like $8. Not each freaking total.
As for the hot AF women! Hell yes! My wife hit me so many times for just looking I had to make up shit to my shirt about the upper arm and chest bruises.
Still married to the same woman 16 years later btw.
Ive been thinking about joining the airforce. Any tips on what I should be prepared for?
@@baleofhay763 Stay away from security forces and aircraft maintenance and you're good to go.
Bryan Sather I leave April 2020 I can’t wait for BMT
Bryan Sather i’m gonna get married so quick
U.S. SPACE FORCE ?
lol
May the Schwartz be vith youuuuuuuuuu, oooooohhohihooohiiooooo what a woild, what a woild. 😂😂
Oh god.
I just got out of the Air Force and one, everything he said is true and two...it's the talk of a Space Force that gets me triggered. Maybe that's cause that the AF Space Command gets so much money already and does everything Trump wants a whole different branch to do
Yeah but do they have space marines? That's what I thought #MERICA #MAGA #1776 #SPACEFORCE #JEDI #WINING #WON
"Air force barracks"
What is this, the military?!?! THEY'RE CALLED DORMS!!!
Lmao RIGHT!!!
Yea the one I'm in now is pretty nice, bedroom kitchen livingroom two closets; if you thought i was describing an apartment you would be right my dorm "room" is bigger than my old apartment. 😂
Coast Guard here, we love being the bastards. All the benefits, none of the crap. Ha! I'm honestly surprised you mentioned us...
2 of your guys pointed miniguns at my dad who was setting his camera tripod up at NY lol
@@rocket6173 Better watch out! We don't know what we're doing... Ha!
@@LuxLazar ahah, im glad you replied! quick question. I was wondering if you could explain something strange that occurred that day. Just 20-30s after 1 boat came round the corner a lady walked up to us from behind and just started chatting to us, seemed like a quirky lady that just seen this sort of event happen a lot. Anyway, as she is talking to me and my mum and, to our amazement, she was able to perfectly time when the other boat and helicopter came. "In about 20 seconds another boat is going to come round and get another angle on your dad, just to see what he is doing and make sure it's not some sort of rocket launcher". 20 seconds later, on the dot, a boat came round as she described (formation etc). A few years after this happened the thought occurred that she wasn't just some lady and was, in fact, a sort of "ground team" just to get a better look and confirm that we were not trying to cause trouble. Is this a thing that the coast guard would/could do? She was asking questions like the ones you would hear from the airport security "why are you here? What do you do for a living? etc" and even escorted us back to the boat that brought us from Manhatten. Hope you can clear this up for me :)
@@rocket6173 normally CG isn't shore side interacting with the public. Had to be some other federal or state LE team. We often work together, but our missions normally are in different areas. Any time there is heightened security, everything is looked at as being out of the ordinary.
@@LuxLazar so maybe but probably not, yeah was a bit of a dodgy situation aha. Thanks for giving me a bit of insight:)
Coast Guard is homeland security. They go through boot camp like everyone else. Basically they patrol our coast (😂). But they do a lot more then most think.
Military men and women should get paid more, pro athletes shouldn't.
With all of the service members there would be more of a debt if we got paid as much as athletes but your heart's in the right place.
Supply and demand
We just need private company sponsors lol. I’m down. Let’s turn us wasting bad guys into a sport.
@Resident Normie facts
Apples and oranges, while I agree military should be paid more, military is paid by government, athletes are paid by private owners.
Hey man keep up the good work I love the comedy you bring true the light on each military branch much props my brother keep it up sick humor is the best humor
not even gonna lie, the navy thing spot on, also whoever decided to make the term "seaman", thanks.
Pretty right on. Things to love about every service, shootin stuff, blowing shit up.
even better would be the part where you get paid to shoot shit and blow fuckers up
Ah....but the sad fact is that you do very little shooting shit and blowing shit up. In my experience, at least being a Marine, your life is majorly "This sucks." while trying to skate on Staff Sergeants working party, punctuated by brief moments of "This is awesome!" when you finally get to let loose on an M2 or let a SMAW fly downrange, then back to "This sucks." when Staff Sergeant finally catches up to you and you've got to police call the parking lot after getting ninja punched for that fight at the strip club last week.
Lol dayum! Roasted
Love it. I’m Prior US ARMY and this was hilarious. We were on TDY once and ate at an AIR FORCE Base, now that’s a Chow Hall. It was better than a lot of Restaurants I’ve been in. We walked in and they knew right away we weren’t Air Force, it was great but they looked at us like we were a bunch of Animals. A bunch of GRUNTS scarfing down our CHOW. It was hilarious.
Air Force (before): Come on, gimme you’re best shot.
Air Force (after): Hello?
I don’t get it
Growing up around the Great Lakes, you learn alot about the coast gaurd, and are glad they're there. If you are on a boat, or a freighter, and it sinks, they will be there to save you, and won't stop looking for you. They are essentially the Police, Fire, and Medical of the waters surrounding the U.S., not to mention they are also the Second line of defense, right after the navy, when it comes to US waters. They are very important for the people that live in the US, especially by the Great Lakes, and the Ocean. (The Great Lakes are quite deadly during the Winter and Fall. And with out the CG, a lot of lives would be lost, because Ships tend to sink on Lake Superior waters during the late fall months, and early winter months (November/December))
@@ruzek115 Man you are really confused. We're playing Spades bro. Lol.
@@thetacticalape8852 man i typed that 7 months ago i was young and stupid dont blame me XD
I am a Huge Airforce Fan.
And at 1:45 when he said, "Airforce, The Nerds in the faculty!" I literally cracked up! 🤣🤣
Well, the bit about the AF was pretty spot on.
Coast Gaurd guys are actually pretty bad ass, and looking at their training, they work harder than Navy or Air Farce for sure. I think they deserve way more respect than they get. Cheers from a Canadian Infantry Veteran
If it wasn't for us Coasties them Navy guys wouldn't have any good looking kids!
WOW! They do exist
HOOYAH
Because we steal your girlfriends?
Wtf u talking bout bruh is it because a Navy sailor took your bitch and now you have nothing better to do
@@jackinthebox4934 nah the other way around.
Absolutely hilarious the Marine one is so accurate
Alright Boot
@@Crazy9348 Hahaha the fuck are you
Thank you for your service. Hope you have a great upcoming veteran's day.
@@WaywardWaggs Thanks brother same to you
It’s one of those things I wish I could argue with but can’t.
Enjoyed the video.
At the end of the day all branches need to respect eachother. Cause even though you all get paid more than I do (working for a meat processor) none of you get paid enough to go through what you go through. I salute all of you.
Nava and Jt 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 best thumbnails ever lmao
The hand sanitizer recruiter office comment is so god damn true it’s creepy
10K bonus in the Army had me rolling on the floor...heck they got me on that and additional quick ship out bonus.
That bit about the Coast Guard was awesome!
I loved the Air Force...my family was all army Infantry. My uncle broke it down. At my first duty station the scene was so beautiful. Yes sah! You right...bro
Hell yeah this is your coast guard triggered fan😂
Lmfao
Hell yeah, me too man 😂
You guys DO EXIST!
Thank you for your service. Hope you have a great upcoming veteran's day.
REEEEEEEEEEEEE.......... XD
The Air Force ladies at San Diego were whoa just whoa😍😍 they were really nice. Much respect to all branches
The movie was called The Guardian about the Rescue swimmers thats the only thing they have that is good they save a lot of people.
Coasties do more VBSS than we do in the Navy. I moored CG Cutters into and out of Guantanamo Bay, They'd be full of drug runners and said drugs. A Boatswains Mate one time told me that a guy in a group of detainees they were extraditing has eaten the face off of another man, they found the little boat they were in covered in blood. Crazy shit. As a Sailor I respect puddle pirates.
I want to say Thanks to all the men and women that have served in the military.
your description of the army sums up my father
it all makes sense now
Hahaha! Love the video brother, very cool! My feeling are about the same with the different branches. I completely forgot there was a CG movie.
Ahhhh makes me feel great that I’m joining the Air Force 😄
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tabu *update* I feel great that I joined the chair force 😂
xX2KirbStomp2Xx x just fkn with ya😂
We suddenly are getting a bunch of military related videos after the WW3 memes
That was awesome. Army veteran here. You ain't bullshiting.
The USCG also provided Army units with guidance on how to ship Hazardous materials on cargo ships. They assisted army units in the USA, Afghanistan, Iraq and Kuwait. If you know a UMO ( unit movement officer) they can enlighten you. They worked along side the Armys Deployment support Team that inspected vehicle, containers and paperwork before it was transported.
Bruuuuuuhhhhhu that accuracy! 😫😫😫😂😂😂 Source: I've been in the Army AND the air Force
Your not really part of the family but you eat at the dinner table to 😂😂😂😂
Coast Guard.....You guys remind me of Tommy from Martin. Lmao had me crying!!
Thanks for the good laugh inbetween finishing my finals.
The coast guard is more comparable to police as they are technically law enforcement. This allows them to board foreign vessels without it being an act of war. However they can be deployed and have the same ranks as the Navy.
I tend to think of the Coast Guard as the American version of the French Gendarmerie, but on water and with more Search & Rescue duties.
While serving on AD in Norfolk, VA. I took my wife and kids to the closest AFB. Why ? Better educated DR's. Now, retiring and having Tricare my entire family goes to a PA (Air Force Vet) and he's the smartest, straight forward medical professional I've ever met. He's kept my family 100% healthy for years. Can't beat the AF medical professionals.
The old addage for them is :if you arent good enough for civis, go military.
Unless you're in the AF, then it's Little Shop of Horrors
@@sicsempertyrannis9024 in the Navy we had "Pecker Checkers". I wasn't taking my 2 Daughters and wife to one of those. AF had degrees on the wall and spoke with purpose. That's good enough for me. My Opinion.
"Tommy you ain't got no job"... love the Martin reference!!!
Excuse me while I binge watch your videos like a party girl on spring break drinking up the nerve to be on girls gone wild.
5 year olds be like FiRsT
That Airforce shit got me laughing so hard. I was an F-22 crew chief. We were like the only job that was not clean it was a dirty job. You go over to any other building and everyone looks at you like you have a disease because your covered in all kinds of God knows what from working 4 hours before anyone there had the morning coffee. Some days I wished I'd have taken another job and other days I loved what I did. But all days I hated every other job (all but SF they were out on the line with us just as long but they didn't get dirty.) If you had time to grab a lunch you walk in EVERYONE looks nice clean pressed all smell like fucking flowers and your radiating heat and stank everyone avoids you. So I have to say spot the hell on man on that. *Slow clap*
The flap on the front of Navy dress blues coastguard dinner tray lol
Omg I fucking love this. You Sir, are fucking amazing.
The Guardian 2006 (Coast Guard Movie) about USCG Rescue Swimmers
10 months later and I’m still dying😂
This is funny as hell I love this guy 🤣
Oh the “drinking marker ink” line was hilarious.
Lmao, that Air Force one though.
Im tryin to get in btw. Already took the ASVAB and scored pretty good. Can’t wait to get in.
Hopefully you do sir! We have 5 star dining facilities (though I never got to experience one)
Bushido Airsoft
I don’t need five star dining, just decent dining lol. If the food is fine, and the place ain’t swarming with bugs, especially spiders, I’m fine lol.
The food is fine and bugs? We are the Air Force lol
"I came out the shower lookin' like Deadpool." I died
@Isabela Michaud on which comment?
@Isabela Michaud oh mine? Lol
Haha “snorting pre-workout” energy had my cracking up, hahaha
USAF Vet... It's love here bro, you were stating facts. Keep doing ya thing. P.S. I don't consider the coast guard in the family, they're more like that "special" member of the family nobody wants to acknowledge.