Got busted once from Sargeant to specialist and thrown out at same time by our pos new company commander after returning from Iraq and 9 years of spotless service before that. I have so much resentment over that. I should have been given s chance especially since it was two alcohol related incidents back to back because of the awesome ptsd treatment i got in the 101st. That last part is obviously sarcasm and the only non truth there.
" The survivability rate is higher than COVID." 🤣🤣🤣🤣 "Who's doing the math here? The VA?"........DEAD I know this is a skit BUT this is dead on ACCURATE!!!!
When I went through Ft. Sill in 1996, our Guidon bearer admitted to voting for Clinton. The drill sergeants immediately yanked the guidon out of his hands and told him he was never allowed to walk in front of our platoon again. 😆 Times were good back then.
Dude I can relate. We were getting deployed and they wouldn't give us a full combat load cause they cut back on the ammo when he was president back then. Man your statement brought back memories.
Bro lol that shit don't compare to the 24hr shift you do once you get to your duty station 🤣 I had to pull a double because they never showed up to relieve me and my battle.
I think the way they explained it to us was like this "We regulate 9 hours, so you have the opportunity to get 8 hours of sleep." That way for your 1 hour of CQ or Fire Guard, wouldn't interfere? Then again I was half awake anyway when they explained that to us so meh
This is the same reaction my drill sergeant had in summer of 2004 when the first sergeant said they could no longer throw canisters of cs gas into our tents while we were sleeping. Admin stated they needed to find another way to teach soldiers about the hazards of using white light down range
@@stilawesome3586 He was trying to find his socks in the tent. He had his hand over his flashlight to give a little bit of a red glow. His hand slipped for just a second, but that was more than enough for the DS up on the hill to see and toss a flashbang down right next to the tent. It went off and dazed him pretty good. He yelled out, "OH GOD I'M BLIND!" I don't remember what happened after that. Unfortunately he's no longer around to ask. I do know he learned an important lesson about light discipline that morning.
@@swirlingabyss I'm sorry to hear he's not around anymore. I would've loved to have bought him a beer. My drill sergeant with the gas canisters was kicked out around 5-6 weeks in for recruit abuse. I'm the only one I know whose Ds didn't make it through book camp. Flash bangs are crazy but the one I was subjected to was around 10 yard out so it was more of a startle followed by several blinding flashes which kills your night vision opposed to a concussion. The Ds gassed us for the hell of it. But I remember white light was brought up the next morning lol. I did ait in summer 2004 so they were trying to make everything "realistic" because some of us got deployed straight out of ait so we had to learn room clearing and ruck formation and 9- line and all (I was 92y but I got put on dart) I didn't deploy till the fall of 2005 thank God but half of my ait went straight to iraq
Ohhh. The flashbacks reading this now... 15 mins you got... 3 mins after that sentence we were in formation trying to wash down a 1/2 of chicken with saliva...
@@dave0246 My wife & I are a Recruiters worst nightmare. Her 6yrs (Bosnia) A.T.C 99-07! Me 3RD ID AH-64D pad cheif!😂 we gonna make him go to 1/38 Inf Btn. On MoFo SAND HILL. 😵 i miss A.O. Marne. Behind my Barracks. We built it. Slave Labor
I just finished three years in the trail. This is one of the realest videos I’ve ever seen. I have had literally EVERY one of those conversations in those exact types of briefs. “But they’ll miss training.” “Uh huh.” “Mandatory training...?” “Uh huh.” “And nobody cares?”
I used to pull my rank off and hand it to my superiors all the time (obviously not in basic.) I even took it off and threw it at a butter bar once in Afghanistan. lol
Back in the 70's our Drill Sgts. Used to hit, kick and stomp us. You could even volunteer to fight them in the barracks or wait for a, "Smoker." Funny thing is that we loved them.
First half of brief: Boot camp turn prisoner of war camp! Lol Second half: Country Club resort. Oh my gosh "Brussels sprouts" with butter; I can't live without those during the holiday season. Those are upthere with "Cauli flower" with cheese.
A captain made me do push ups with my feet on a picnic table and my hands on sharp rocks bc I wouldn't salute him in the Field then after getting screamed at for 10mins I said fine I'll salute you so the enemy knows where to aim .....yeah I was digging rocks out my hand for days afterwards ......so when they say they can't touch you don't mean they can't make you feel pain
@@TheJoey938 or it would because if this kinda shit happened a officer would brief this shit lmao I don't know how many times in basic and real army we got left alone while the officers where present.......but as soon as it's just you and the NCOs your gonna sweat
@@TheJoey938 It would make sense because SNCOs would likely try to hide their inherent disdain for this bullshit, but it would be apparent they disagree.
Bro!!! I missed like 4 months of videos! Im a army brat, my dad was 25th infantry and my grandpa is 101st airborne purple heat vet. But they always kept there stories in between them selfs unless I’m fortunate enough to be around when there talking about it so your page helps me understand the shit they went thru! So I just wanted to say I’m glad I missed out so I can binge watch because I love the videos and music! The LT story is still my all time favorite 😂 but have a good one and thanks for your service!!! ✌🏼
I'ma just throw this out there. I did basic training (OSUT MP) at Ft Mcclellan Alabama in 1987. In a different platoon than mine some kid did the old "Take an OD of aspirin and run around and tell everyone" what they did, to try to quit Basic and AIT. The next morning the Drills had a formation. It wasn't the modern touchy feely stuff. The formation they held was to give instruction for proper suicide techniques, such as slicing *along* the radial artery as opposed to across to cause more damage and insure death. Also they did recommend that when you take an overdose that it works better if you don't tell anyone what you've done. To be honest thinking back on it that was some goddamn funny shit. What a different time to be in the military. *:-)*
I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time. I’m a few years from retirement and would love nothing more than to be in a video with you guys... I’m an 11B and a Drill Sergeant that’ speaks Spanglish bc I’m Puerto Rican! LET’S GO DREW! FRONT LEANING REST POSITION, MOVE! Push damn it... moving like F’ing pond water Warrior!
hahahahahahahahha This is great, I am sure if you took my Drill Sergeants I had in 1993 to now and inserted them into Basic now, they would be just like this, but they might psychically harm the 1st Sargent after as well. And the Outtakes hahaha "the blood only got on my chin!" lmao
I remember as punishment for staring at the geese while at attention, the drill sgt sent off one of my battles to “go talk her up” and dont stop till you have one in his arms. It was absolutely hilarious seeing he get attacked by a bunch as he kept trying to hold one😂
In basic training, on our early morning march to the grenade range, due to sickness and other maladies, several privates (myself included) threw up. The compassion of the drill sergeants was that they allowed us to fall out to the side of the road in order to puke without barking on the person in front or to either side of us.
Damn, I’m a civilian and I don’t even take 15 minutes. When are they gonna open up this military summer camp for civilians? Sounds like a fun vacation. I could use a break from work, I’m getting a bit worn out. Edit: 9 hours sleep? Fkn sign me up
I’m not caught up on what changes have happened to basic training since I was there in 2010, but I’m guessing those were inflated/exaggerated numbers for satire purposes. We got anywhere between 2-8ish minutes for chow, depending on how pissed the DS’s were about recent behavior, and there was a newish rule that we couldn’t be smoked for 30 minutes following chow. They would actually yell at privates if they grabbed a comically small portion of food. The idea was that too many soldiers pass out or have other medical issues if they don’t have proper nutrition. The 9 hours of sleep thing is what convinced me they’re joking.
I'm starting to get pissed off at my generation they are starting to act like spoiled brats and they cry about everything the Military does to them to be honest when I go into the Military I want my DI to be as mean as they need to be so I can be better prepared for war
Sand Hill grad. Its a blast. Played with sand and rocks before and after breakfast. 3 family buffets a day. And my favorite, Richard Simmons donned a Smokey Hat and led a group jazzersize atop a podium.
"I earned this rank three times!" A true soldier right there.
Hahahahaha!! If you haven't been busted down at least once, your not doing any living in the military! Lol 😆
@@mateowey Or your ability to not be caught is uncanny....
@@carlsoncox3730 hahahaha! I got away with quite a bit of shamming while part of the E4 Mafia lol
@@mateowey Absolutely! LOL
Got busted once from Sargeant to specialist and thrown out at same time by our pos new company commander after returning from Iraq and 9 years of spotless service before that. I have so much resentment over that. I should have been given s chance especially since it was two alcohol related incidents back to back because of the awesome ptsd treatment i got in the 101st. That last part is obviously sarcasm and the only non truth there.
Freaking got me at “WHO’S DOING THE MATH HERE, THE VA...” 🤣😂😆😅
I friggen died too
I'd love to see Angry Cops in one of these skits.
Angry cop and Yusha lmao
YES!
Yep, that would be awesome and let’s not forget Sgt Yusha Thomas...
Yes and what about John Burke he was an army Drill Sgt
YEEEES....!!
“I wouldn’t follow you into war anymore... 1SG” 😂😂
I read that as they said it lmao
“Water boarding is in there right?” I wish that was the worst that happened in boot. 😂😂
They never used that though, i mean they smoked the hell out of all of us in BCT and they tore apart our bay at least three times.
@The Man With No Name you realize this is satire LOL
After getting Vietnamed for 4 hours at Boot back in 2003, I'd have taken the water boarding. At least it would have been cold water....
With a comment like this i know for a fact you never been water boarded before. Also yes i have been and BCT was a cake walk.
They used to way back during WW2. For training if you were captured, but they saw that it didn't really help, but fuck the soldiers up even more
"I'm a drill sergeant, I work 15 hours a day." LOL!
I was like, "only 15?? they must be in Blue Phase"
@@jeebugorn we were stuck in red phase throughout BCT and only had white phase for literally a few minutes...a few minutes...
" The survivability rate is higher than COVID." 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Who's doing the math here? The VA?"........DEAD
I know this is a skit BUT this is dead on ACCURATE!!!!
"No that's attempted murder" with a smile he replies "exactly " 🤣🤣🤣
4:38 “atleast you put first sergeant on the end” 😂😂😂😂
i love the blonde guy. He's too professional
You would think he’s an officer 😭
Foreal these three have great chemistry
Is true, First Sgt should have lost his shit a few times?
He was my actual drill sergeant in basic lol
Great trio for these videos
15 Minutes at the D.F.A.C. from the time they sit down? 9 hours of sleep? In Basic Training?!
What is this......Space Force?
Did they start recruiting for that shit already?
9hrs of sleep? Lol I'm still in AIT we're only getting 5-6 hrs of sleep😂
DFAC
Basically Nothing I’m also in AIT and same
That's still a lot of sleep 5-6 hrs.
Can't wait for Yusha Thomas to see this 😂😂
*Yoshi Thompson
Just waiting for him to yell "PUSH!!!"
@@JustinLaFleur1990 Too easy. HALF RIGHT!
@@jesusthroughmary
Yoshi "Have you tried DMT" Thompson
they should do more videos together
"Life, limb, or eye sight!!!"
LMAO! 💀😂💀😂
I thought he was saying " life, liver, or eyesight" , but then again I went through Navy boot, so I might be a little biased :)
And if it was 1 of those u get 800mg of ibuprofen and went back to training!
When I went through Ft. Sill in 1996, our Guidon bearer admitted to voting for Clinton. The drill sergeants immediately yanked the guidon out of his hands and told him he was never allowed to walk in front of our platoon again. 😆 Times were good back then.
= (0))))))))))))))))))))) now that s funny !
I did basic at Ft. Sill in 99. Fun times 👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾......
Dude I can relate. We were getting deployed and they wouldn't give us a full combat load cause they cut back on the ammo when he was president back then. Man your statement brought back memories.
Wall to wall counseling back in 97 lol
Hell, even Air Force BMT is looking harder and harder these days and that shit was soft when I went through a decade ago!
Bruh the 1SG looks closer to an LT than a 1SG
More like a Captain. He doesn’t have that fresh out of college look.
Fucking hate LTs especially butterbars who has 7 months of service but thinks they’ve been in for 10 years
@@jonathanhunt7960 ok Karen
@@jonathanhunt7960 You're forgetting those few butter bars who were enlisted first
Captain
"It'll BEHOOVE you" Love that line lmfao
They’re really trying to sell the water boarding. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I mwan sometimes you just need to waterboard a private it happens
@@josephtheoracle3344 With the new towels and only half a gallon of water it's not really waterboarding anymore. 😂
Wait so we were supposed to get 9 hours of sleep in basic? So 32 man fire guard was probably not supposed to happen huh? Interesting.
Bro lol that shit don't compare to the 24hr shift you do once you get to your duty station 🤣 I had to pull a double because they never showed up to relieve me and my battle.
Nate The great lol I’ve been down that double duty before. And having to show up because I “already had a relief day”
@@burningokane6320 although we used to get up to some crazy shit back in FT Lewis on guard duty.
That is Why Ft. Benning is the Best! 😁
I think the way they explained it to us was like this "We regulate 9 hours, so you have the opportunity to get 8 hours of sleep." That way for your 1 hour of CQ or Fire Guard, wouldn't interfere?
Then again I was half awake anyway when they explained that to us so meh
Lol and these aren't even the infantry drills. Imagine what they would be saying!
Water boarding!!!! Hahah omg
I guess Sgt Cadence got his promotion. What happened to the confidence?
1sg took that away from him during the brief
They decided it was an item that was suddenly contraband. CIF took it back
"They all need to be Republicans!"
Truth!
9 hours of sleep sounds amazing. We had 6 and 1 of those was a fire watch. Also the six hours didn't have to be continuous.
We got 4 hours of 'sleeping time.' it was a good day when it was all together.
i was staring at the "not herpes" the whole time....
🤣
He's a staff sausage. What did you expect?
i saw that too
glad I'm not the only one.
ditto.. couldnt concentrate
The blonde guy should be a captain. Would be more realistic
All my captains were hard core. The majors were all soft.
This is the same reaction my drill sergeant had in summer of 2004 when the first sergeant said they could no longer throw canisters of cs gas into our tents while we were sleeping. Admin stated they needed to find another way to teach soldiers about the hazards of using white light down range
My old man got flash banged.
@@swirlingabyss we did too lol but not till AIT
@@stilawesome3586 He was trying to find his socks in the tent. He had his hand over his flashlight to give a little bit of a red glow. His hand slipped for just a second, but that was more than enough for the DS up on the hill to see and toss a flashbang down right next to the tent. It went off and dazed him pretty good. He yelled out, "OH GOD I'M BLIND!" I don't remember what happened after that. Unfortunately he's no longer around to ask. I do know he learned an important lesson about light discipline that morning.
@@swirlingabyss I'm sorry to hear he's not around anymore. I would've loved to have bought him a beer. My drill sergeant with the gas canisters was kicked out around 5-6 weeks in for recruit abuse. I'm the only one I know whose Ds didn't make it through book camp. Flash bangs are crazy but the one I was subjected to was around 10 yard out so it was more of a startle followed by several blinding flashes which kills your night vision opposed to a concussion. The Ds gassed us for the hell of it. But I remember white light was brought up the next morning lol. I did ait in summer 2004 so they were trying to make everything "realistic" because some of us got deployed straight out of ait so we had to learn room clearing and ruck formation and 9- line and all (I was 92y but I got put on dart) I didn't deploy till the fall of 2005 thank God but half of my ait went straight to iraq
Summer 2005 and trust me, any reason they could imagine they were throwing cs gas grenades in out hooches
The chow part as a marine made me die laughing
“Eat it now, taste it later.” Why did I laugh so hard🙌🏾😂😂😂
🎶99 buckets of water on you, 99 buckets of water, now this buckets dry and you told me a lie, 98 buckets of water on you... 🎶
Could we bury a recruit in a coffin.
Me: depends is it fort hood.
We also have a lake that people manage to drown in
@@joshuacoleman1107 Usually not on the BLORA side. They are almost always found on the civilian side of Belton Lake.
boooooooooooo.............
😂😂😂😂
Rancier probably sells cheap coffins somewhere
I remember being told by my DS, "privates, you have 15min to eat chow" 5mins later, my entire plt was out of the chow hall
If you can taste it you're eating too slow....
You have 15 minutes and you lost 10
Ohhh. The flashbacks reading this now... 15 mins you got... 3 mins after that sentence we were in formation trying to wash down a 1/2 of chicken with saliva...
Eat now taste it latter
"Who's doing the math ? The VA? "
As a former Infantry Drill, I can confirm this is 100% accurate.
Rock of The Marne Sir
I’m glad I got out in 2009 the pussafaction of the military
@@dave0246 i got out 98-06!😂😂😂😂 yeah now my son is going in next year!😁😂😂😂😂
@@dave0246 My wife & I are a Recruiters worst nightmare. Her 6yrs (Bosnia) A.T.C 99-07! Me 3RD ID AH-64D pad cheif!😂 we gonna make him go to 1/38 Inf Btn. On MoFo SAND HILL. 😵 i miss A.O. Marne. Behind my Barracks. We built it. Slave Labor
1-38th is 4th ID now, I was in 4/9 SBCT 4th ID from 16-18. I was a Drill in 2-58 from 14-16.
They called Yusha Thomas "Yoshi" lol
"1SG it would behoove you too re read through your notes" 😂😂😂
Oh my god.."it would behoove you" 🤣🤣🤣
The waterboarding part was so good. "That you were using?" Staring into blank space lol
"It's like people forget where they got their balls."
"Yeah- Basic Training!"
FUCK YES.
“It would behoove you!” 🤣🤣🤣👍🏼👍🏼
I just finished three years in the trail. This is one of the realest videos I’ve ever seen. I have had literally EVERY one of those conversations in those exact types of briefs.
“But they’ll miss training.”
“Uh huh.”
“Mandatory training...?”
“Uh huh.”
“And nobody cares?”
You've gotta do a MEPS skit somehow lol
Ripping the rank off his chest was 💯 spot on!!!
The survivability rate is higher than covid. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I used to pull my rank off and hand it to my superiors all the time (obviously not in basic.) I even took it off and threw it at a butter bar once in Afghanistan. lol
Can I get examples of why? I used to throw temper tantrums in Iraq to E-6 and above myself LOL!
Stories please
E-4 mafia fo life.
Back in the 70's our Drill Sgts. Used to hit, kick and stomp us. You could even volunteer to fight them in the barracks or wait for a, "Smoker."
Funny thing is that we loved them.
You still can do that now in the infantry but you would get hit kicked or stomped on if you try to fight a drill sgt
The Army needs to go back to the 70s
I love that you guys just have fun with this stuff. The bloopers are Great. Keep it coming
5:41 "You know, take it. Take it!!" Dead.
First half of brief: Boot camp turn prisoner of war camp! Lol
Second half: Country Club resort.
Oh my gosh "Brussels sprouts" with butter; I can't live without those during the holiday season. Those are upthere with "Cauli flower" with cheese.
15min of chow is a lifetime 😂
i'm not even in anymore and this brief stresses me the fuck out, how do they get 9 full hours of sleep lol
He didn’t say which of the 9 hours the get to sleep, 10 minute naps throughout the day and smoke their boots in between
The bloopers are the best. Keep up the awesome vids guys. Yusha 😂😂 love him too
1sgt: Soldiers must have an adequate amount of sleep
Drill Sergeants: 👁👄👁
A captain made me do push ups with my feet on a picnic table and my hands on sharp rocks bc I wouldn't salute him in the Field then after getting screamed at for 10mins I said fine I'll salute you so the enemy knows where to aim .....yeah I was digging rocks out my hand for days afterwards ......so when they say they can't touch you don't mean they can't make you feel pain
“1SG, it would behoove you to reread through those notes to be sure you got this right”! 🏆 DS of the Year...
That “1SG” was one of my drill sergeants in basic training a few years back. He’s a living legend.
Lmao “who’s doing the math here, the VA!!”😂😂
Y'all gotta swap blond guys rank to officer his professional demeanor during these skits screams officer not top dog NCO with a cab or cib.
what
Yeah he doesn’t have that firmness that an NCO would have lol
Then it wouldn’t make sense because first sergeant pushes down info coming from command
@@TheJoey938 or it would because if this kinda shit happened a officer would brief this shit lmao I don't know how many times in basic and real army we got left alone while the officers where present.......but as soon as it's just you and the NCOs your gonna sweat
@@TheJoey938 It would make sense because SNCOs would likely try to hide their inherent disdain for this bullshit, but it would be apparent they disagree.
"Nobody should be waterboarding anyone in basic training..." lmaooo
Bro!!! I missed like 4 months of videos! Im a army brat, my dad was 25th infantry and my grandpa is 101st airborne purple heat vet. But they always kept there stories in between them selfs unless I’m fortunate enough to be around when there talking about it so your page helps me understand the shit they went thru! So I just wanted to say I’m glad I missed out so I can binge watch because I love the videos and music! The LT story is still my all time favorite 😂 but have a good one and thanks for your service!!! ✌🏼
I love these skits please keep up the good work, also the blonde guy looks like the new CAD Mil-Sim Call of duty operator lmao
SSG Cadence is my new favorite Drill Sergeant 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
I'ma just throw this out there. I did basic training (OSUT MP) at Ft Mcclellan Alabama in 1987. In a different platoon than mine some kid did the old "Take an OD of aspirin and run around and tell everyone" what they did, to try to quit Basic and AIT. The next morning the Drills had a formation. It wasn't the modern touchy feely stuff. The formation they held was to give instruction for proper suicide techniques, such as slicing *along* the radial artery as opposed to across to cause more damage and insure death. Also they did recommend that when you take an overdose that it works better if you don't tell anyone what you've done. To be honest thinking back on it that was some goddamn funny shit. What a different time to be in the military. *:-)*
YAAAAAAASSSS
This documentary is on point. 😂
Who writes your stuff? You guys are fantastic. I am a retired 1SG and did 3 years as a drill sergeant. I served from 1971-1991.
“15 minutes” sooooo 15 minutes from when the first guy sits
This seems like it would be a movie where two serial killers pose as drill sergeants
That would be a good movie in the 90s
Probably might work now tho
DS. Are serial killers... Just good teachers with a tough side.
@@ADR199E no no he got a point
All joking aside basic is soft as fuck now all the troops I get now are fucking snow flakes😂🤣😭
“No, That’s attempted murder !”
“Exactly!”
“That’s sharp” = said by every trainee during basic training 😂
I got ptsd the second I saw the hats.
The blonde guy is literally what every first sergeants try to be deep down. Especially with the hair and the classes.
OMG!! Literally every line is a classic!!! It's like, as quotable as the first 15 minutes of Full Metal Jacket.
The comments and video are so effective at making all prospective recruits look for any other alternative to joining 😂
Yoshi!? Too easy, half right huah!!!
Just getting out of basic I can confirm the whole 15 minutes of eating happened a total of 0 times 😂
Benning Right?! Yeah maybe Sill. Cant Be Jackson!😂
Nope, Jackson...my first sergeant was the opposite of this guy...he would threaten to punch us in the face 😂
@@jordinbrooking7928 BOOOO 👎 i got sent into the Laundry Room😵 i knew it ..... Jackson.
I graduated basic in 2007. I have been out for a while, but not so long to that it got this soft. I fucking love this content!!!
I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time. I’m a few years from retirement and would love nothing more than to be in a video with you guys... I’m an 11B and a Drill Sergeant that’ speaks Spanglish bc I’m Puerto Rican! LET’S GO DREW! FRONT LEANING REST POSITION, MOVE!
Push damn it... moving like F’ing pond water Warrior!
There's basic training...and then there is 11B basic training. My DS's said whatever they wanted and the First Sergeant did as well.
hahahahahahahahha This is great, I am sure if you took my Drill Sergeants I had in 1993 to now and inserted them into Basic now, they would be just like this, but they might psychically harm the 1st Sargent after as well. And the Outtakes hahaha "the blood only got on my chin!" lmao
These boys some fools. Thank you so much.
"What happened to you" 😂😂
What happened to you 1st Sgt? You used to be the tough, strappling.... bwah ha ha
I remember as punishment for staring at the geese while at attention, the drill sgt sent off one of my battles to “go talk her up” and dont stop till you have one in his arms. It was absolutely hilarious seeing he get attacked by a bunch as he kept trying to hold one😂
I smile the whole time while watching this. Great stuff!
Man these videos are keeping me hella entertained
It would behove you to re read your notes 1SG
Drew that unit patch you’re wearing was my grandfathers unit in WW2
"it would behoove you to reread your notes to make sure you are getting them right!" 🤣🤣🤣
It’s a new Army, Hooah! Lol 😂
I feel like I'm Yoshi Ahhh
15 minutes??? Cake?? We’re never going to win another war!!
We are doomed. I went through in 2001 what happened to the ARMY
In basic training, on our early morning march to the grenade range, due to sickness and other maladies, several privates (myself included) threw up. The compassion of the drill sergeants was that they allowed us to fall out to the side of the road in order to puke without barking on the person in front or to either side of us.
"Eat it now, taste it later". Lol.
Damn, I’m a civilian and I don’t even take 15 minutes. When are they gonna open up this military summer camp for civilians? Sounds like a fun vacation. I could use a break from work, I’m getting a bit worn out.
Edit: 9 hours sleep? Fkn sign me up
I’m not caught up on what changes have happened to basic training since I was there in 2010, but I’m guessing those were inflated/exaggerated numbers for satire purposes.
We got anywhere between 2-8ish minutes for chow, depending on how pissed the DS’s were about recent behavior, and there was a newish rule that we couldn’t be smoked for 30 minutes following chow. They would actually yell at privates if they grabbed a comically small portion of food. The idea was that too many soldiers pass out or have other medical issues if they don’t have proper nutrition. The 9 hours of sleep thing is what convinced me they’re joking.
I'm starting to get pissed off at my generation they are starting to act like spoiled brats and they cry about everything the Military does to them to be honest when I go into the Military I want my DI to be as mean as they need to be so I can be better prepared for war
Sand Hill grad.
Its a blast. Played with sand and rocks before and after breakfast.
3 family buffets a day.
And my favorite, Richard Simmons donned a Smokey Hat and led a group jazzersize atop a podium.
Talking in knife hands!!! Literally laughed so hard I cried!
Don’t think I didn’t notice that 3rd chem patch
Oh no. Oh no I just saw it.
I saw it too
Ah Ft. Lost in The Woods
Memories...
Don’t bring the trauma back, cave Fumo bro
Seems someone got there Blood Wings.
That was nasty. You can swim in the red sea, but don't drink from it.
Love you guys! Thank you for the laugh.
"What the fuck is going on here...... first sergeant" killed me