Being a Time Traveler in the Middle Ages - Probably Sucks!

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  • @maiqtheliar789
    @maiqtheliar789 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19882

    I swore off time travel ever since I accidentally killed an Austrian Archduke, and then blamed it on the Serbs.

    • @bruhmoment1196
      @bruhmoment1196 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2016

      M'aiq The Liar get back to Tamriel you piece of shit

    • @johnnydont1257
      @johnnydont1257 7 ปีที่แล้ว +941

      best comment award goes to you

    • @macroshaft5517
      @macroshaft5517 7 ปีที่แล้ว +940

      M'aiq wishes he'd remembered to speak in the third person during his confession.

    • @Blunderbussy
      @Blunderbussy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +329

      Lazy nords, leave M'aiq alone

    • @sudhish2272
      @sudhish2272 7 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      M'aiq The Liar, fucking WWI* is too confusing for meh...

  • @muhammadlee-
    @muhammadlee- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1496

    Just pickpocket everything, if you get caught just load to your last save.

    • @thesauceguy1809
      @thesauceguy1809 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Stop! You have violated the law.

    • @0-Templar-0
      @0-Templar-0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Pay the court a fine or serve your sentace.

    • @ted903
      @ted903 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      > Resist arrest
      THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD

    • @0-Templar-0
      @0-Templar-0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      (You're making a mistake...)
      There's no mistake. You're a wanted man... and it's time to pay for your crimes.

    • @THX--nn5bu
      @THX--nn5bu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thats fine but what ever you do dont kill the villagers chicken.

  • @marcedrichacedera9689
    @marcedrichacedera9689 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3801

    Me: Brings a gun
    *Shoots*
    _Sorry this only works in later versions please update_

    • @ncrtrooper8786
      @ncrtrooper8786 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      MarcYTz underrated

    • @marcedrichacedera9689
      @marcedrichacedera9689 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@td9250 I meant that in a good way bruvvv :/

    • @marcedrichacedera9689
      @marcedrichacedera9689 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Like "Shutt uuup" but in a good way cmon man im not that big of an a hole

    • @YogoBites
      @YogoBites 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dammit hate it when that happens

    • @RegalCobra097
      @RegalCobra097 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Or it turns out to be a DLC you have to buy.

  • @thesenate5913
    @thesenate5913 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2099

    Expectation: people kneeling to you because guns
    Reality: gets burnt at the stake for witchcraft and heresy

    • @maxthibodeau3627
      @maxthibodeau3627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      they are the heretics, brother. THEY WILL FEEL THE WRATH OF MY BOLTER!!!

    • @jimboonie9885
      @jimboonie9885 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Bring nukes somehow

    • @Chosen_Ash
      @Chosen_Ash 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Just shoot them

    • @Hito_Hito_Fruit_model_UncleSam
      @Hito_Hito_Fruit_model_UncleSam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Until a guard suddenly dies affter a loud bang. Everybody ganna stop affter that

    • @cookiecakeeater6340
      @cookiecakeeater6340 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Hito_Hito_Fruit_model_UncleSam they know what a gun is

  • @the_soggster3464
    @the_soggster3464 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5657

    I bet a 15th century knight out there thought to himself "man if I could travel back in time 400 years with my kickass plate aromor those peasants wouldn't be able to touch me."

    • @dreamsong83210
      @dreamsong83210 5 ปีที่แล้ว +514

      So underrated

    • @mr.tiddles1779
      @mr.tiddles1779 5 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Agreed lol

    • @the_soggster3464
      @the_soggster3464 5 ปีที่แล้ว +318

      @@NerdyNEET Yeah but wealthy knights were probally pretty cocky and full of themselves with their social status so it seens like the majority would think that. And yeah they wouldn't have a massaive advantage but still a pretty good one unless a gang of bandits rolled up to the club with maces.

    • @rey_nemaattori
      @rey_nemaattori 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@NerdyNEET Precisely! The Industrial Revolution gave us more improvements in technology, comfort, travel ability, quality of food and life expectancy than all the improvements in the milennia before that since the dawn of agriculture.
      A blue collar worker who slaves off 50+ hrs day nowadays in a factory, still has better education, food, life expectancy, hygiene, clothing, chance his children will live and better(although probably not bigger) housing than even the richest kings end emperors in the history of mankind prior to the industrial revolution. It's mind-boggling how good we have it nowadays.

    • @R-Lee-
      @R-Lee- 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Doubt it.

  • @82Hooper
    @82Hooper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3244

    I used to be a adventurer like you, until I took a 7.62 round to the knee....

    • @skortana3760
      @skortana3760 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      This comment is underrated

    • @quentinking1188
      @quentinking1188 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Right? Got a little shrapmetal myself

    • @michaelmiller2835
      @michaelmiller2835 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Time traveler our you trying to tell us the September 20th raid was a failure

    • @johnqpublic2718
      @johnqpublic2718 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@quentinking1188 shrapmetal? do you mean shrapnel?

    • @johnqpublic2718
      @johnqpublic2718 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I took a round to the wrist a little over 2 years ago now. I have just recently been able to get back to doing basic exercising and playing my 6-string. I feel your pain. At least I didn't get hit in the knee... damn.

  • @agentgumby4418
    @agentgumby4418 5 ปีที่แล้ว +735

    *sees king's horsemen charging*
    *downs a 5 hour energy and Flintstones vitamin*
    It's Nerf...or nothin.

    • @laura1443
      @laura1443 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂😂

    • @kennynoble1223
      @kennynoble1223 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well aren't you quite the jester??

    • @ikjjaajjajaja5882
      @ikjjaajjajaja5882 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You are not a clown,
      You are the whole circus.

    • @jameshaydes6336
      @jameshaydes6336 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ikjjaaj Jajaja 🤡

  • @JonatasAdoM
    @JonatasAdoM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +757

    "Roleplayers hate him!"
    "Discover how this man destroyed the concept of time travel in one simple video"

    • @malachi4838
      @malachi4838 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I mean I’m sure if you time traveled to the americas instead they would praise you like a god if you wore an elaborate outfit or something

    • @zesargeantwinter5939
      @zesargeantwinter5939 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@malachi4838 then you realize it’s sacrificial robes

    • @mariam-eq2fy
      @mariam-eq2fy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Or go to ancient egypt

    • @Aitocracy
      @Aitocracy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      he didn't

    • @strongman5243
      @strongman5243 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

  • @lennertvandyck5185
    @lennertvandyck5185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2544

    "Doctor! Doctor! I have a scratch on my finger."
    *Doctor takes rusty saw*
    *Doctor amputates your arm*
    *Also the other arm, just to be sure*

    • @nathanb9396
      @nathanb9396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Lennert Van Dyck you have that coming if you visit the doctor all alarmed like that over a scratched finger

    • @DamonNomad82
      @DamonNomad82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      The doctor seems to have quite the...disarming...bedside manner!

    • @theoriginaldanster
      @theoriginaldanster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Can confirm this is how I lost my practice

    • @Sheridan2LT
      @Sheridan2LT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@DamonNomad82 Lol!!! Thanks No Mad! :D

    • @ducx23
      @ducx23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      that other arm and a leg is to pay the doctor

  • @doppelminds1040
    @doppelminds1040 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3938

    Don't be a fool, we're in 2018... just go with your laptop and hack their security systems and transfer all of their gold and horses to your account.

    • @chip-lol
      @chip-lol 6 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      The Chronomancer
      * inhales
      Nvm

    • @saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014
      @saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Yeah, you right The Chronomancer, we could also take their horses and put them in the capot of our cars, we gonna pass from 50 horssepower to 150! They would look us awfully how we try to add the horses inside the car! LMAO

    • @lightninglj
      @lightninglj 6 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      just say you represent a germanic prince that has been held captive and you need gold to secure his release and in return he'll triple the investment
      OR
      "Your Swedish uncle has died and left you 1,000,000,000 gold that is currently being held in a treasury and they should give some you 45 gold to cover the treasury fee to secure its release"

    • @watchling
      @watchling 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Remember to bring your bitcoin wallet so you can pay for the electricity when laptop needs recharging

    • @DANKUSH7
      @DANKUSH7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm dying 😂

  • @hardishwan3668
    @hardishwan3668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2084

    Bro I would just bring a bucket of purple colour 🤔🤔🤔

    • @AWP_Luka_H
      @AWP_Luka_H 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Yes

    • @Baalslegion07
      @Baalslegion07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +238

      An incredibly well thought out plan! You would be filthy rich in no time!

    • @ivonahumpalot538
      @ivonahumpalot538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I don't get it?

    • @julk1732
      @julk1732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +304

      @@ivonahumpalot538 purple is the colour of the wealthy, bc it is expensive as hell, so it would sell for much!

    • @flupsdarups3897
      @flupsdarups3897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      50000 iq and just say its purpur

  • @allwell06
    @allwell06 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1381

    Imagine shooting a guy in the Middle Ages, then you just dissolve in thin air because u killed your great great great great great grandfather

    • @potatochip1201
      @potatochip1201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      With my luck
      It would probably be like that

    • @exiusagron6660
      @exiusagron6660 3 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      Yeah but that would create a paradox because how could you shoot them if you didn't exist to shoot them? Time travel is way too tricky to wrap your head around.

    • @malachi4838
      @malachi4838 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @ohgas I think you would still kill your ancestor but then if you used king crimson before you disappeared then you should stay alive. In the jojo universe your ancestor would have been fated to die by your hand and cause you to also die but if you use king crimson then he will still die but you can negate fate and live on.
      In conclusion just use king crimson as you kill your ancestor or immediately after and then you shouldn’t disappear

    • @finalcam1740
      @finalcam1740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      What if you dissolve into thick air instead?

    • @uandresbrito5685
      @uandresbrito5685 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@finalcam1740 That's a good one

  • @BillyViBritannia
    @BillyViBritannia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1706

    just grow a beard, hit the gym and cosplay Zeus in ancient Greece with a camera flash mounted on your gun. You wouldn;t need to throw more than a dozen "lightning bolts" hopefully to convince people.

    • @sociopathic_mc66
      @sociopathic_mc66 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      Highly underrated comment

    • @janzacharias3680
      @janzacharias3680 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      hopefully

    • @ikjjaajjajaja5882
      @ikjjaajjajaja5882 5 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      *Gun flashes*
      Peasants:FAST LIGHTNING!

    • @JinoJiwan_Jari_Pensil
      @JinoJiwan_Jari_Pensil 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      You need to be white too

    • @Sara3346
      @Sara3346 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      @@JinoJiwan_Jari_Pensil IDK, it would help, but Zeus was a shapeshifter so you could just claimed that you had decided to spice things up.

  • @carlacruz893
    @carlacruz893 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3686

    Me in the middle ages:
    “How much money would you trade for this eolic mystical artefact “
    *shows a fidget spinner*

    • @estrofago
      @estrofago 5 ปีที่แล้ว +451

      *they kill u because u are a witch*

    • @punonn6792
      @punonn6792 5 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      pablo el tio perez they'd be like
      " what kind of sorcery is this?!"

    • @MrJorge3010
      @MrJorge3010 5 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      I'd definitely bring a bunch of useless crap to trade 😂

    • @doubleuglysaedfg
      @doubleuglysaedfg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Witchcraft! Get him!

    • @betterfly7398
      @betterfly7398 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What does it do?!

  • @gilishaky8434
    @gilishaky8434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    I wish this was the plot of game. Like just imagine how fun this would be, seeing how long you can survive and just fucking around.

    • @Dibbles115
      @Dibbles115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      If i ever make a game, Im gonna do this

    • @LolLol-lb6iu
      @LolLol-lb6iu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@Dibbles115 just imagine, like you start in our times, and you can bring some things with you, and then people will react to you depending on what you brought, as a variant you could have different times (Roman Republic's fall, 100 years war, Ottoman Empire's rise, Mongolian invasion, Spanish colonization, the Great Northern War, 7 Years War, American War of Independence, Austro-Prussian war, Franko-Prussian War, pre WW1 and its first part, same for WW2). Just imagine speaking to Caesar, Genghis Khan, George Washington, Bismarck, or even kill baby Hitler.
      So, pretty much Assassin's Creed))

    • @Noelciaaa
      @Noelciaaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@LolLol-lb6iu i think different times would be either new installments in the series or at least dlcs. it would be too much content for one game. it would be complex enough with programming all the thousands chain reactions and combinations of results bringing in and dealing with different stuff could cause. but yeah it would be mad fun. probably become my fave game of all time. and i like the most realistic approach which would actually make speaking to these historical figures almost impossible, and not /really/ the main drive for playing, it would be mostly fueled by the joy of experimenting and just trying to first survive at all, then live a decent life, only then try to go further and do grand things

    • @dej00r
      @dej00r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This idea is amazing!

    • @redacted6592
      @redacted6592 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Dibbles115 same.

  • @robertcorbell1006
    @robertcorbell1006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    Sci-fi and fantasy author Poul Anderson actually wrote a short story called "The Man Who Came Early" about a US Army officer and MP who went back in time with a 1911 Colt.45 to Viking Era Iceland during the pagan period. He expected to save the day and get the girl but ended up instead being accused of being a sorcerer because of his "magic tool" and sparking a blood feud when he used the gun to cheat during holmgaang. He dies being hacked to pieces by a hoard of warriors after he runs out of ammo. They're shown to believe that his magic has failed him because the gods have answered their prayers. It also has a very clever workaround for the language barrier with him being trained in Icelandic as he was to be stationed there in the modern-day, allowing him to actually understand Old Norse due to how similar the languages are even now. This whole video reminds me of that story.

    • @dkskcjfjswwwwwws413
      @dkskcjfjswwwwwws413 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Reminds me of the story of usa vs caesar

    • @babyramses5066
      @babyramses5066 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      ...Ends up being hacked to pieces when he ran out of ammo. Lmao THIS. Relying on a loaded gun for protection actually sucks as a time travel strategy because you'd be forced to use it on a person or object to prove its superiority but doing this would immediately make the locals hostile towards you.

    • @JosephLift
      @JosephLift ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@babyramses5066What’s also interesting is now you’re left with a useless weapon while everyone else has a weapon they’ve basically mastered.

    • @CollinMcLean
      @CollinMcLean ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Probably not even really magic in their eyes. I know we like to think of medieval people as being of unparalleled levels of superstitious but people aren't idiots just because they lack modern tech. Once they examined the gun and the bullets they'd probably realize it's just some really intricate type of weapon and machinery.
      The Aztecs didn't think Spanish cannons were some sort of insane magic, they knew they could just run around them entirely.
      People are still people and they know how to connect dots.

    • @pdxthomas
      @pdxthomas 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      So cool to see this story referenced! Though it truly is a short story, it remains one of my favorite time travel yarns.
      Highly recommended!

  • @chrisedwards3866
    @chrisedwards3866 7 ปีที่แล้ว +531

    A gun is probably one of the worst things to take with you - the moment anyone realizes what it is, they will recognize you as an unusual threat, not a good friend. You're only taking one gun, so you obviously don't intend to share it.
    I'd bring a bag of cheap solar-powered calculators. Maybe even a few sliderules (with instruction booklets so I can figure them out), which they would be able to reproduce. Add some solar powered calipers, a few micrometers, and maybe even some thermometers.
    But most important of all, I'd bring a bunch of wristwatches, preferably both solar-powered and self-winding mechanical.
    With accurate timekeeping, you can measure longitude. And if you can measure longitude, you can sail with far more accuracy than any person ever before. The cheapest Timex of today would be worth (literally) a king's ransom in the medieval era.

    • @elizabethmcwhorter3445
      @elizabethmcwhorter3445 7 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      wow, that's a really interesting perspective.

    • @biblicallyaccuratecockroach
      @biblicallyaccuratecockroach 7 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      In regards to the watches thingy, your comment reminded me of a little curiosity I saw on a documentary years ago: the guy who made The Most Accurate Mechanical Clock Ever (TM), around early Rennaissance, precisely for the navigation issue, had to rebuild his clocks like four or five times because no one would believe that a clock could be so accurate, and it took his entire life for them to be convinced that yes, this clock can really be this accurate, can you pay me now for the clock YOU ordered fourty years ago that you specifically asked to be the most accurate ever, and start using his damn clocks XD

    • @darius_sanguna
      @darius_sanguna 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Solarpanels, battery bank, laptop and an external hard drive filled with the accumulated knowledge of humanity, maybe even a few tools and stuff, and from there you can work your way up.

    • @Dozornui
      @Dozornui 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Dude, if you can't make those things and some other things to improve your own life, you'll be wasting your time, 'cause all that scrap can be broken any time and you'll be not able to fix it or to make a new one. Also, for medieval time simple good old abacus is much better any computer stuff, because no one will be going to kill you for "talking with demons by ringing weird plate with buttons"

    • @ihl0700677525
      @ihl0700677525 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Chris Edwards I would bring metallurgy, paper making, printing press and basic knowledge about magnetism. Also couple books about those subjects.
      When I first arrived, I would keep my head down. Work for a local shop or farm for a month or two, then go find and ask a blacksmith to be his apprentice, and then toiling for a few years. After that I would open my own printing workshop and start making books for the rich and also open a school to teach local people (i.e. commoners) how to read and write.
      Hopefully, a local noble or some rich merchants will notice my effort and become my patron. From that I would probably start a guild and spreading my knowledge in earnest (but not too radical as to attract church's attention).
      If local people are proved to be smart enough to learn my 'modern' metallurgy (i.e. 19th century metallurgy), I would introduce to them a modern gear mechanism, escapement design, electro magnetism, and steam engine.
      Otherwise I would just pursue merchant's life. Start selling bonds to people (and possibly founded the first stock exchange), fund an expedition to the Americas and Asia, selling my fine metalwares for spices, tea, and silk.

  • @mrmacedon
    @mrmacedon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3878

    Bruh i would buy their whole Castle and troops with 20kg bag of salt

    • @Krawurxus
      @Krawurxus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +710

      People tend to overestimate the price of salt in the Middle Ages.
      Consider that salt wasn't just used in cooking but also in preserving food, and for that you need a lot of it. To get it you can just mine it or boil sea water. Every household but the very poorest would've always had salt on hand.
      Try bringing stuff that's either extremely difficult or impossible to make or something that requires long and dangerous transportation routes. Clean cooking oil, cinnamon, pepper, clear glass or even just ordinary household sugar would be great trade goods. Anything made from aluminum would be priceless. You can bring a bag of your old plastic bottles or jugs and cooks as well as housewives and anyone who travels would kill each other over them since they had no storage vessels that could form an airtight seal and were sturdy and light at the same time.
      Wheat flour was relatively rare and highly sought after as well - most households lived on rye or barley breads and gruel and even those who could afford it would reserve white bread for special occasions, and you could sell it way under the local asking price because of how cheap it is for us.
      I mean shit, bring a box of good quality paper notebooks, some bottles of ink and a fountain pen to sell to a monastery and you might actually be able to afford that castle.
      I spend way too much of my time at work thinking about these things ;)

    • @MrKrusten
      @MrKrusten 4 ปีที่แล้ว +233

      ​@@Krawurxus I heard pepper was so valueable in certain times, you could pay your debts with it.
      I would also like the idea that you could teleport back and forth in time to bring stuff and experiment with certain goods. You could bring quality steel with you. Heck you could buy burgers from burgerking. I bet the would sell for alot in the middle ages considering how "otherwordly" it would taste and look like. It might become a food for kings and nobles. And unlike skallagrim i wouldnt advise bringing a sniper or hunting rifle with you. I would take a semi or fully auto rifle with 100 round mags. It makes the difference between fighting off a few people and being able to decimate 20 charging cavalry. And if you arrive with serious armor like those "juggernauts", a 100 round mag you could spread so much fear and terror among people no bandit would dare coming near you when the word spreads there is some kind of demon who can kill 20 horsemen with ease and eat arrows like they are flies. I think it some point you would have to take over a small village or a "fort". Where you can rest and be safe when you are not wearing your combat armor. And with the money you made you could pay to have guards or even befriend someone.
      I agree its really exciting to think about this scenario

    • @Krawurxus
      @Krawurxus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      @@MrKrusten Sure, traveling back and forth at a whim would be great and make the whole thing much safer and more convenient.
      The price for pepper was heavily dependent on availability, especially before sea routes to China and the Middle East were discovered because getting it meant months of overland travel through unfamiliar terrain with a caravan full of valuable goods. Same for cinnamon, saffron etc. but generally it'd fetch a good price, certainly at the quality you could deliver.
      We have no way of knowing how well received a modern burger would be in the Middle Ages. Chances are pretty well if you leave out the mustard and ketchup which people wouldn't be used to, and people would certainly appreciate the quality and the fact that it contains meat at all. Medieval people would be on a vegetarian diet most of the time, partly because you were only allowed to eat meat on some days due to religious reasons (lent and such) and because most people would only slaughter an animal if it stopped producing milk or laying eggs, which were a much more valuable and reliable food source. Hunting required a permit which people without either money or influence weren't granted. So having meat just because you feel like it was a display of wealth, showing you didn't really need that chicken or that cow or were allowed to go hunting. Meat is also highly perishable so unless you were gonna cook and eat the whole animal at once you had to either prepare preservation measures or get some others on board to quickly sell off the surplus. Also, some may have preferred to sell an animal for slaughter and just pocket the money, covering part of the cost for a new one.
      People also like to think they'd have to fight off armored knights constantly, but in day-to-day life you'd never even see anyone wearing armor. That's like expecting a modern soldier wearing full combat gear every day. Of course they only do that on deployment and even then only when they know they're gonna see action.

    • @ccvcharger
      @ccvcharger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@Krawurxus why travel back and forth. Pepper comes from plants, and given the right kind of knowledge, you can grow them in virtually any climate. A modern day horticulturist would make a killing in the Middle Ages, as they would know what plants to sell where, and what to tell the locals about those plants. Not to mention the poisons and drugs that can be made from plants.

    • @Krawurxus
      @Krawurxus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@ccvcharger It'd be easier to just get whatever supplies you need from the present. And maybe you'd just want to take a shower.
      Stranding yourself in the 12th century isn't nearly as fun as you might think, no matter how well prepared you are. Supplies run out and unexpected situations arise. So a week or two might make for an interesting vacation, anything beyond that quickly becomes an ordeal.
      To hammer that point home: Compared to people in the Middle Ages we don't live like kings - we live like gods. No matter their resources, no king could have had the kind of lifestyle we enjoy:
      We make light appear with a wave of our hand or the press of a button or a spoken word, have multile places in our house where clean, potable hot and cold water flows at our whim. Our surroundings are kepte at a stable, comfortable temperature even in the coldest winter. We can directly talk to anyone on earth whenever we want and be anywhere on earth in a matter of hours. We can access the wealth of all of humanitys knowledge in seconds. Almost any goods we want are delivered to us in a few days at most and we need not fear a bad harvest and starvation because we just go and buy what we want without a second thought. Our food is kept fresh for days, even weeks and of the highest quality. Our surroundings are absurdly clean to Medieval people, and we have medicines that easily and reliably cure most diseases that would condemn any of them to a lifetime of suffering and an early death.
      Going back to a completely medieval life with no option to return to the present would suck a lot.
      BTW: Pepper needs a pretty hot climate to grow and can't tolerate frost at all so most of Europe is out for cultivating it 😉

  • @nroke1684
    @nroke1684 5 ปีที่แล้ว +522

    1. Travel to the future
    2. Aquire iron man armor and a nuclear fusion reactor in exchange for a firsthand account of history
    3. Go to medieval times
    4. Get immediately burned at the stake as a witch
    5. Profit

    • @whoooshifg5830
      @whoooshifg5830 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Self distruct and nuke em

    • @Alexander99602
      @Alexander99602 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Unknown point. Observe how the future people look perplexed at you as someone from the past has a time travel machine

    • @StefanCreates
      @StefanCreates 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Why would they trade iron man armour and a reactor for a firsthand account of history if they clearly have time machines too since they're in the future?

    • @narrenitsuwaru8052
      @narrenitsuwaru8052 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Stefan
      Well, what if they don’t? What if the time machines eventually became too difficult to manufacture, and so eventually the means by which to build one became lost. At that point, you could exchange that information for a massive sum.

    • @thek2despot426
      @thek2despot426 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@narrenitsuwaru8052 But things like that just don't happen without _some_ cause; a technology that could once be made wouldn't just stop being manufacturable in the preservation of a robust scientific and technological society. For this to be the case one must imply that a massive deficit in our technological abilities ("became too difficult to manufacture") _must_ have occurred between the future date being travelled to and now, either in terms of material wealth and/or scientific learning. Both of which, given our current trajectories, would imply a massive and likely abrupt economic and societal downturn (nuclear war, pandemic, climate change, etc.) has taken place, and if that were so then yes, your knowledge of the present would be valuable, *but they would have nothing to offer you* (like a powersuit and micro-fusion) in return, making the point kind of moot as there would be no advantage to going to the future before going to the past anymore.

  • @jkee9760
    @jkee9760 3 ปีที่แล้ว +523

    "And so that's called electricty"
    "So how do you make this electricity work?"
    "..."

    • @joshuaespinoza8325
      @joshuaespinoza8325 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      COPPER COILS SPINNING

    • @samaurel6619
      @samaurel6619 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      A form of energy. In nature you see it as lightning.
      Moving magnets near metal coils.

    • @reaganharder1480
      @reaganharder1480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      And then you've got a host of equations to teach them to actually make the electricity useful, and actually you probably have to teach them pretty well all modern math beyond like a 3rd grade level, and industrialization of manufacturing would likely be necessary to make enough wire to actually do much of anything with the electricity, and good grief this has become a very large project indeed...

    • @saintlucus2359
      @saintlucus2359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Hohoho, you see, I have watched Doctor Stone

    • @Friemelkubus
      @Friemelkubus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Jokes on you, I can make batteries myself. All I'd need is a bit of aluminium foil and f- I want back.

  • @cassiapalladium2921
    @cassiapalladium2921 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1296

    Why do you need a first aid kit when you can buy health potions?

    • @Phantom-el6oe
      @Phantom-el6oe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Becose you dont have HP bar to fill. Maybe ask admins for some mods to fix that, time travel update wasnt planed back in those times

    • @ubermenschmexa
      @ubermenschmexa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Because the fucking Potion Seller won't sell anything, even if you're going into battle.

    • @glanni
      @glanni 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      The real issue is that the vendors then had a reputation blockade which didn't enable trade until you were at least on "unsuspicious".
      That took a shit ton of grinding though, and the grinding quests were really shit, compared to nowadays.
      The other problem was that for new players on the server, without a guild the npc's were all on "unfriendly"; if you were 'lucky'.
      And even if you would manage to survive until you reached "unsuspicious" you still would pay ridiculously high prices.

    • @smittywerbenjaggermanjensen69
      @smittywerbenjaggermanjensen69 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Marcel Monroe why would you buy health potions if you can just heal yourself with a spell ?
      Get some mana potions

    • @thestrangecaseofharryhinde9473
      @thestrangecaseofharryhinde9473 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Same problem as health potion vendors.

  • @Gun_Talk
    @Gun_Talk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    Why would i care about all the weight I'm carrying when I can buy endurance potions and strength potions?

    • @duikmans
      @duikmans 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I would sell them EPO, amphetamins, steroids...

    • @michaelmiller2835
      @michaelmiller2835 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dragon shout = shotgun?

  • @DenterNu
    @DenterNu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3514

    Me: uses flamethrower in medival ages.
    Every knight: "Imma kill this dragon"
    Edit: I am aware of greek fire but this is a joke.

    • @rahulrai7910
      @rahulrai7910 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Lol

    • @lordtabs
      @lordtabs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      😂😂

    • @Agent_Matt_6
      @Agent_Matt_6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Tank w/ napalm flamethrowers

    • @bromomento5913
      @bromomento5913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Wait i thought middle age people know pyromancy

    • @rioajipangestu776
      @rioajipangestu776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@bromomento5913 depends wich timr

  • @Baconbits16
    @Baconbits16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    A lot of these challenges sound like a great idea for a video game or DnD campaign.
    Showing up as a powerful mysterious nobody; making difficult decisions and connections to survive. Careful planning because all you have and do could just as easily kill you as elevate you. Scouring the world for resources and companions to repair, replace, or alter your equipment. Gradually becoming someone prominent and trying to figure out how to get back home or make a new one.

    • @WinterB312
      @WinterB312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Would make a good video game

    • @strongman5243
      @strongman5243 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      True

    • @strongman5243
      @strongman5243 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Underrated comment

    • @dread1262
      @dread1262 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@WinterB312 way ahead of yaa. forgotten city..

    • @sinchrotron
      @sinchrotron 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And we've got Forspoken....

  • @GONZOMAF
    @GONZOMAF 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3292

    Goes back in time: *kills random guy*
    *disappears because that guy was your ancestor*

    • @stevenwieland3810
      @stevenwieland3810 6 ปีที่แล้ว +505

      but then you couldnt even go back to kill him in the first place. U call it ''Grandfather Paradox''

    • @ryjak955
      @ryjak955 5 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      Steven Wieland Fuck. My head hurts now.

    • @loremipsumdolorsitamet9542
      @loremipsumdolorsitamet9542 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      As Stephen hawking points out in his short story of time you won't be able to travel into the past because you can't overcome the speed of light. You will only be able to travel into the future.

    • @loremipsumdolorsitamet9542
      @loremipsumdolorsitamet9542 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @W Winterheart jep, the multivers theorem is the only possibility you could travel back in time without any paradoxes. But as stated before would a timetravel just be possible into the future and not into the past. (if corse based on our current knowledge of time and space.)

    • @MlokLik
      @MlokLik 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      what if you could enter a black hole with some special suit and watch as the universe reversed in time, going backwards, rather than forward, due to its near infinite gravity, able to pull things FTL...... then, just get out of the blackhole somehow and experience the past?

  • @schwarzerritter5724
    @schwarzerritter5724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1385

    But I already memorized my "This is my Boomstick!" speech.

    • @russelltodd5255
      @russelltodd5255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Shop smart, shop S-Mart!... Ya got that?!

    • @kilstradamus197
      @kilstradamus197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Alright, you primitive screwheads, listen up....

    • @Gotliche4697
      @Gotliche4697 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      See this... This is my *BOOMSTICK!!!*

    • @animwarhd3125
      @animwarhd3125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And I would love to hear it.

    • @TheRealBillix
      @TheRealBillix 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Evil dead?

  • @yaboiyaboy9980
    @yaboiyaboy9980 7 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    Maybe someone already went back in time and wrote the throw the pommel thing in that fencing treatise to mess with us. Maybe the reason why that joke never dies or gets old is because it's actually a temporal paradox created by this time traveler.
    Maybe he also brought back future bacteria and created the black plague....
    Maybe it was Scholagradiatora...

    • @joaosimao6325
      @joaosimao6325 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Ok this is getting pretty deep now. Please coontinue

    • @kristofferp5480
      @kristofferp5480 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Matt Easton that rascal! Should've suspected this!

    • @whisperingbardasmr6569
      @whisperingbardasmr6569 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I had a dream that I time traveled with Skall to the Middle Ages then we got attacked by bandits so I unscrewed the pommel of my sword and ended them rightly then someone wrote about it in a manuscript.

    • @whisperingbardasmr6569
      @whisperingbardasmr6569 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I had a dream that I time traveled with Skall to the Middle Ages then we got attacked by bandits so I unscrewed the pommel of my sword and ended them rightly then someone wrote about it in a manuscript.

  • @gattzflappa6306
    @gattzflappa6306 3 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    You shoot the evil King and every one starts shouting "king slayer" and you head ends up on a spike.
    Because being a king slayer was super frowned upon throughout much of history.

    • @chrisw3164
      @chrisw3164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Welp, time to get the MP5 out

    • @patrickmartin2202
      @patrickmartin2202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Unless you're Roman.

    • @patrickmartin2202
      @patrickmartin2202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Well ya they'd frown but only frown the Roman's just took the country.

    • @Lawrence_Talbot
      @Lawrence_Talbot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ChrisW good plan until the king’s fleet of archers pick you off when you go to reload.

    • @codebracker
      @codebracker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He killed one king and everyone started calling him Stoneface the kingslayer, it's not like it was a hobby!

  • @hmmmooops
    @hmmmooops 7 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    Once you are out of ammo, remove the stock AND END THEM RIGHTLY

    • @keeganmc0073
      @keeganmc0073 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Alex Dagos end them rightly in the modern way

    • @umarmars47
      @umarmars47 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Alex Dagos Underrated comment!!!!

    • @thomaskwei9119
      @thomaskwei9119 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So, I’ll take the grip off my AR and throw it at them?

    • @tobicalitz9988
      @tobicalitz9988 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Certified Map Staring Expert (Chaos Titan approaches) Commisair "A fix bayonettes!!!"

    • @rick149ou
      @rick149ou 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bad Idea. You'll very likely kill one of your ancestors.

  • @Cam-jm9lk
    @Cam-jm9lk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +601

    I would just show up and not do anything substantial. I would act normal enough to talk to but tell them vague things about the future in the form of phrases like "Where I come from..." or "Back in my homeland." I would then sneak off and head back to the future, disappearing without explanation. When I get back to the present I'll do some research to see if there are any legends about me.

    • @spartanwar1185
      @spartanwar1185 6 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      "A legend tells of the mysterious figure who appeared as mysteriously and tracelessly as he disappeared"
      It'd probably go along those lines or something
      It'd probably be vague depending on how much of an effect you have on the world though

    • @gulgunsatr4589
      @gulgunsatr4589 6 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      When you come back you find a new religion and unhappened industrial revolution

    • @SahiPie
      @SahiPie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Cam That sounds like that one European aristocrat.

    • @alexanderticonuwu7591
      @alexanderticonuwu7591 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@SahiPie It would seem someone's already ahead of us.

    • @jocosesonata
      @jocosesonata 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Just use "Where I come from..." and "Back in my homeland..." on a daily business, or whenever you do something weird.

  • @GothamClive
    @GothamClive 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2119

    To overcome the language problem you should learn Latin. This way you could pretend to be an educated foreigner and the local social and scientific elite could communicate with you.

    • @bradenpotts
      @bradenpotts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +302

      This is probably the best plan I have heard, there is still the matter of how you would dress and an excuse of where you are from. I’ve thought of wearing maybe pants with just a button and no zipper, and a button up trench coat with possible fir lining or something and try to tell them I am from the East like the Ural Mountains or something, somewhere far and most importantly foreign to the place I am going. I had heard someone say something about learning Byzantine Greek and pretending to be a Greek scholar before but that could be a hit or miss especially with how much the Catholic Church disliked Greek orthodoxy and discouraged the learning of Greek except for by very few people

    • @seanmcloughlin5983
      @seanmcloughlin5983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      That’s possible, but that means you could only talk to people of the church or high born nobles since merchants and peasants didn’t have education so wouldn’t speak Latin either.

    • @MrChristianDT
      @MrChristianDT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      Maybe not, but they'd sure as hell understand you were speaking Latin when they hear it & bring you to someone who can understand you.

    • @atcera8714
      @atcera8714 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      People today can read and say sentences, no one can actually 'speak' Latin, it's close to being a dead language

    • @seanmcloughlin5983
      @seanmcloughlin5983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      @@atcera8714 kinda
      But people in the Catholic Church still can “speak” it as many big sermons are still held in Latin.

  • @thetayterminator1436
    @thetayterminator1436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    The language barrier is what always kills this fantasy, so unless you take guns and a small armed militia, you really couldnt take anything into that timeline that would make you wealthy because you would be a stranger to them in their lands, unable to really communicate. Any lords in the area that were alerted to your presence would most likely think you were a theif, trying to sell your previous score of stolen goods and they would most likely cut your off hands, just to be safe, even if you were trying to tell them you you were a priest the whole time lol, without a way to communicate, you wouldnt get very far in those times.
    But if you do want to make money and stay safe, Than you go with lots of guns, ammo and a well armed militia to protect you and eachother with and you find the richest lord or king to be a Mercenary for. At least until you can speak the language
    Just be careful, cause they'll kill you when you sleep to get those guns, but then if they reneg on any deal like that, then you just kill the lord, or hell kill the king, and sit on his throne, if you and your militia storm the castle they could never get you out. You could stay until you ran out of bullets, and then your .
    …..Royally Fucked! Lol Pun intended!

    • @generaldurchbruchmuller
      @generaldurchbruchmuller 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      So, the langugae barriere, i am from Bavaria, the Bavarian Dialect didnt changed much in the last few hundrets years, i think it would be totaly possible to somehow talk and try to look like a merchant from far lands

    • @Chosen_Ash
      @Chosen_Ash 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I would go in the with and mg42 and just shoot people that were dicks

    • @DuckieMcduck
      @DuckieMcduck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The reality is that bringing something back to the past is only as worthwhile as how much you can do with it. With a gun and crew you can kill people and force yourself into places sure, but if you don't have any sort of long term plan you'll eventually devolve to just being like other people in an era without toilet paper, at which point you lose. Knowledge on more industrious topics (chemistry, medicine, engineering) and how to apply them in the place you're going o would earn you a lot more than roleplaying as a lightning bolt for the local lord to throw at his enemies.

    • @thetayterminator1436
      @thetayterminator1436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@DuckieMcduck exactly, thats where you could really have fun being a man from the future. If you could go back and build the first machining platform that can cut metals to exact dimensions, then from there you can build the first factory that builds machining equipment and you could start the industrial revolution on a dime within 10 to 15 years the world would look nothing like it did when you got there. Of course the other things you take with you are a few biology and chemistry books, and instructions on how to make antibiotics and other medications, and how to break down raw Oil into all the difference Petroleum Products; kerosene, lubricant, Motor Oil, Gasoline, Diesel etc.
      The reason you need to build a machining factory as soon as you get here is because without it, you cant really build machines that could run on those fossil fuels because a blacksmith cant build exact precision and duplicate it over and over, to try to make something like a piston.
      Me personally, I think it would be cool to go back to a time when resources were abundant and people were used to something like building a house taking a long-time. Well what if you introduced them to some modern tools. You might be able to eradicate homelessness for once in the history of this damn planet.

    • @paulallen8109
      @paulallen8109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@DuckieMcduck "Knowledge on more industrious topics (chemistry, medicine, engineering) and how to apply them in the place" And therein lies the problem. You lack the foundations in the society to apply that knowledge. Most of what you need as a foundation to build upon won't be around until the 1850's.
      Suppose you know how an internal combustion engine works in detail and manage to explain this to a Medieval scholar. You still can't manufacture even the engine block much less smaller, more complex parts such as a carburetor, fuel pumps and spark plugs. Casting processes are awfully crude and milling machines are still centuries into the future. How will you even manage to create a crude steam machine without the ability to make the parts?
      Do you want to show them how to make a steel bridge or steel building? Good luck, without a huge blast furnace you can't even produce steel in sufficient quantities. Do you even know how the chemical process of a modern blast furnace works? How will you be able to build a strong enough furnace which can take the very high smelting temperatures?
      Want to "invent" concrete for them? Good luck. You need aggregate cement first. Do you know what it consists of? They have crude concrete in the Middle Ages but none of that will be very useful for you. Also, concrete structures crumble fast without steel bars - which you don't possess in the quantities needed unless you invented the Bessemere process some 500 years ahead of time (and also solved the blast furnace problem).
      As for chemistry. Sigh. Aside from alcohol what could you possibly make? You need a whole chemistry industry just to make anti-septics.
      Medicine? The only thing you can possibly teach them is that wounds should be kept clean and that there is something called germs which we can't see but still exist and spread from people to people.
      Let me give you an example of how the manufacturing of certain products and goods are impossible once you reach a certain time period. Imagine if a computer designed from 2021 brought a modern laptop to the 1950's. Explaining how an integrated circuit and microprocessor works to 1950's computer scientists is the easy part. Unfortunately they lack the tools and technology to manufacture 21st century integrated circuits.
      There was somebody who suggested what a F-16 fighter traveling back to 1917 in WWI could do. Somebody more knowledgeable in technology stated that they simply can't reverse-engineer a F-16 in 1917 eve with technicians explaining to 1917 aviation designers how it works. Here's the funny part. They couldn't even replicate the RUBBER used in the wheels of the landing gear in 1917 much less manufacture composite materials for which advanced machines are required.
      There's a sci-fi novel called "The Man Who Came too Early" (1956) a 20th century American engineer somehow time-travels back to Iceland during the Viking Age. He was stationed at the American base on Iceland and speaks Icelandic which has changed little from the Viking age. While trying to implement his modern day engineering knowledge and theories for modern bridges and such he quickly realizes there's no practical way for him to build any of that with the crude tools and smithy they have. One viking observer retells one of the many failures of this American to his friends and says:"This man says that he lacks the tools to create the tools he needs."
      Like I said. Unless you just plan on demonstrating the most crude manufacturing methods which are possible with the "technology" they have in the Medieval era, your vast knowledge of modern medicine, engineering etc is useless.

  • @ColdNorth0628
    @ColdNorth0628 7 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    I will just wear purple and strut on in.

    • @themightiestofbooshes9443
      @themightiestofbooshes9443 7 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      this man gets it

    • @noldyn8930
      @noldyn8930 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      carlos conde You'll probably get fucked up for your clothes

    • @themightiestofbooshes9443
      @themightiestofbooshes9443 7 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      The thing about purple dye back then was, it was so expensive to dye clothes purple that it was impractical. Only if you had about all the money in the world could you possibly afford purple dye.
      That's why red was more common. You still had to be incredibly wealthy, but it wasn't too expensive that it was impractical as a dye.
      Wearing purple is a sign of your immense wealth and status.

    • @swallowxx
      @swallowxx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That's why byzantine emperors used to wear purple clothes and stuff. It was extremely expensive.

    • @malnutritionboy
      @malnutritionboy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      no. wealth dictates power. if you brought a whole lot of that purple dye you got yourself an army.

  • @AFCAWorldBodybuildingArchive
    @AFCAWorldBodybuildingArchive 7 ปีที่แล้ว +586

    Damn, I never thought weight was such a big deal back then. My Morrowind character carries around a full Daedra armor, about 12 swords, 40L Skooma, 3 alchemy ovens aand enough random stuff to pimp every house in Balmora and he's completely fine :)
    It's a good leg and calves workout after all

    • @Elliot_I_hate_this_feature
      @Elliot_I_hate_this_feature 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      AFCA - World Bodybuilding Archive that is nothing, I carried ~9000 in Dwemer scrap and another 500 in iron to level my smithing

    • @Chronically_ChiII
      @Chronically_ChiII 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      AFCA - World Bodybuilding Archive Calves workout is best workout.

    • @JohnGrahamDoe
      @JohnGrahamDoe 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      That's all fine and dandy--
      --until you take an arrow to the knee

    • @callumunga5253
      @callumunga5253 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      +Elliot Smith
      What is this Smithing witchcraft of which you speak?
      There is no such skill on the isle of Vvardenfell!

    • @soopahfly6692
      @soopahfly6692 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You're the resident pusher, aren't ya? that's a lot of skooma

  • @mattj790
    @mattj790 6 ปีที่แล้ว +553

    But imagine your K/D ratio

    • @puppy3908
      @puppy3908 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      well if it take 2 or 3 bullets to kill each person on average if you bring 500 bullets you could kill around 200 people.

    • @filipovixx
      @filipovixx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Suicidal Puppy infinite bullets!!!!!!

    • @connorstaggs1691
      @connorstaggs1691 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Suicidal Puppy not back then pal, think about their medicinal practices they would die after 1 bullet each

    • @nathanaelgodson3994
      @nathanaelgodson3994 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      #noreload

    • @panquecacomcafe3120
      @panquecacomcafe3120 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Matt J imagine if you accidentally killed your ancestors

  • @heartscaless
    @heartscaless 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    The book Timeline by Michael Crichton presents this issue beautifully. The researchers in the book spent their whole lives researching medieval culture, and prepped for months prior to their expedition, and were still HORRIBLY unprepared for almost all of the reasons mentioned in this video.

  • @rwdplz1
    @rwdplz1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +705

    You have to go forward first, get a personal shield system and a good laser blaster with solar recharging cells, and a universal translator. THEN go back and conquer the period of your choice.

    • @wayutakemura919
      @wayutakemura919 6 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      We have a genius over here. Just bring a lot of historical record with you for the future WWIII might just have ended and they lost a lot of info.

    • @Exodus26.13Pi
      @Exodus26.13Pi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Your commentary is most excellent and with a little more expounding you would do verh well.

    • @3rdreichball525
      @3rdreichball525 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Dont go without robot minions either. I would develop advanced nanotech to inject in people like the borg. Once i have assimilated my rag tag band of viking warriors ill invade the rest of Europe until i have turned all kingdoms into cybernetic minions to do my bidding.

    • @setha.4283
      @setha.4283 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This would make a great book.

    • @chicomendes3268
      @chicomendes3268 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah let me quickly reanimate myself into the terminator (with my own conscience), and take along a couple armoured turreted bears.

  • @paladinpv8460
    @paladinpv8460 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1375

    *brings back a 20$ fantasy sword,
    Sells it for huge stacks of gold
    Me: *STONKS*

    • @whade62000
      @whade62000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      Thing is give how advanced modern smelting is in comparison that may actually be a legitimate way
      That is, until you try to sell it for too much and it turns out you can't say where you got it and get accused and jailed for stealing from a noble

    • @pkbjorn35
      @pkbjorn35 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      They would kill you after you sold them a cheap chinese cast iron POS sword

    • @lgnd2k3
      @lgnd2k3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@pkbjorn35 lol

    • @Opachki69420
      @Opachki69420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@pkbjorn35 they would be dead because someone with a proper sword would just break it with a hard swing and kill them

    • @georgemuller3998
      @georgemuller3998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@pkbjorn35 Chinese weapons were considered of higher value during a gap of time.

  • @AgressivePigeon
    @AgressivePigeon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4899

    * goes back to ancient Greece *
    Whats up?
    Socrates: What IS up?

    • @tlotpwist3417
      @tlotpwist3417 5 ปีที่แล้ว +709

      I'll do you a better one:
      WHY is up?

    • @thatguyjayce4467
      @thatguyjayce4467 5 ปีที่แล้ว +272

      @@tlotpwist3417 why is up, "UP"?

    • @oceanusprocellarum6853
      @oceanusprocellarum6853 5 ปีที่แล้ว +350

      *VSauce music starts playing

    • @levk6688
      @levk6688 5 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      @@tlotpwist3417 I'll do you one better WHO is up?

    • @kyle18934
      @kyle18934 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      When is up?

  • @nullskull-everything5495
    @nullskull-everything5495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Bring multiple friends who also are well versed on the Middle Ages with rare salts like pink salt or Even sea salt, you could also bring dye, cloth, leather, grain, meat, and if you and multiple people act like traders and bring some coin you might just pass as people with expensive wares.

  • @georgesears934
    @georgesears934 7 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    I'd argue that wearing funny clothes and speaking modern English is actually your best bet for blending in. If you show up dressed in a rough approximation of what the locals were dressed in with a broken accent and no connections they'd probably think you were some kind of spy or an insane person. Meanwhile if you show up in a hoodie and loose fitting sweat pants while speaking in a completely unintelligible language and haggling with alien coinage (no paper money since that wouldn't catch on until the late renaissance) they'd probably just assume you're some foreigner from the east, maybe a trader or a merchant if you're carrying around a lot of exotic modern produce and strange money. Going out of your way to not blend in may be a better alternative than trying to act like one of them since you'd probably end up falling into the uncanny valley while attempting to fit in, whereas just not bothering could make them drop their guard. So long as you don't do anything that would make you look like a witch or a sorcerer (bringing electronics, for instance).

    • @Kurainuz
      @Kurainuz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      also modern colors were very expensive at the times so even more to the trader facade

    • @The_Legend27
      @The_Legend27 7 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      Erik Gonzalez And getting an audience with a noble would be easy, just bring a shitload of purple bathrobes with you.

    • @Didacmmv
      @Didacmmv 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Trustory, as long as you fix the security issue, I very much doubt any trader would walk with his goods and no mercenaries.

    • @georgesears934
      @georgesears934 7 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      +Dídac Mateu Martínez de valdivieso
      Well naturally that's when you whip out your assault rifle while blasting Metallica on your portable speaker! Or alternatively just invite a few friends on your time travel expedition to act as your guards, have them bring modern but slightly exotic reproduction weapons (Chinese Daos, Persian Shamshirs, etc) so that none of the locals could tell that they weren't authentic. Some of them (mostly craftsmen and smiths) may be able to tell that a reproduction English longsword is "off", but I doubt anyone who's never seen an eastern sword in person and has only heard about them through rumors and secondhand accounts would be able to tell that your buddy's talwar wasn't the real deal.

    • @Didacmmv
      @Didacmmv 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I still think a singing box would be pretty satan like to them, even the hellish noise making metalic sculpture like things that kill people instantly without trace other than a hole, I vote for the reproduction swords, complete "immersion" and social engineering

  • @viany9557
    @viany9557 5 ปีที่แล้ว +811

    “It’s England, just walk up and talk to people.”
    The Irish: Observe.

    • @DavidLinn
      @DavidLinn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      there are no comments to the 138 likes this has. can someone please explain?

    • @Marc-jq7nc
      @Marc-jq7nc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      David Linn No, I don’t think I will

    • @lagseeing8341
      @lagseeing8341 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@DavidLinn we are all irish

    • @yspy_1801
      @yspy_1801 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Im Irish... Northen

    • @MaxTheLegoBrick
      @MaxTheLegoBrick 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Some Irish scents are so different from common British English that they sound like a different language.

  • @DarkPlayerRE
    @DarkPlayerRE 6 ปีที่แล้ว +565

    Just sell salt

    • @dwighttheislander7369
      @dwighttheislander7369 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Dismas oh yeah it was worth it's weight in gold

    • @leirbag1595
      @leirbag1595 6 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      1- Buy a ton of salt in the present
      2- go back in time
      3- trade it for gold
      4- come back
      5- ...
      6- Profit!

    • @dillionhouston2163
      @dillionhouston2163 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Leirbag15 rinse wash repeat

    • @nicoruppert4207
      @nicoruppert4207 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Or Aluminium (it was worth more than even gold and today people make silly hats out of it)

    • @chistinelane
      @chistinelane 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      We literally have a huge mountain of salt today that nobody knows what to do with. We have waaaaaay to much salt.

  • @Diegossdelarosa
    @Diegossdelarosa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    3021: "Being a time travel in the digital ages - probably sucks!"

    • @Ditidos
      @Ditidos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I mean, possibly. After all, if you are accustomed to low gravity enviroments and telephatic comunication (thanks to brain chips), it's going to feel very clunky going to the early 2000s, that said maybe having augmentations could solve that and make your life in the information age not as bad.

  • @GruntyGame
    @GruntyGame 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1744

    "I hail from New South Wales."
    "So you're a Welshman?"
    "No, it's a region in the British colony of Australia."
    "Austria?"

    • @foty8679
      @foty8679 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      You mean The Kingdoms and Lands Represented in the Imperial Council and the Lands of the Crown of St. Stephen (that was the full name)

    • @GruntyGame
      @GruntyGame 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@foty8679 I'm glad we have more marketable names for places now.

    • @Bruh-hq1hx
      @Bruh-hq1hx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@foty8679 the full name of wales,south wales or new south wales

    • @henriquetolentino1055
      @henriquetolentino1055 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Bruh-hq1hx he said "imperial" so probably new south wales i guess

    • @Bruh-hq1hx
      @Bruh-hq1hx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@henriquetolentino1055 what about new north wales or zealand

  • @zeanomourph1
    @zeanomourph1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +635

    "even worse, if a higher ranking individual has some kind of issue with you and they accuse you of something"...
    So anyway, I started blasting

    • @Aliyah_666
      @Aliyah_666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      AK-47 noises intensify

    • @jassys8334
      @jassys8334 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Indeed

    • @seanmcloughlin5983
      @seanmcloughlin5983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Then all their friends swarm you because your one guy against their entire retinue.

    • @thorodinson292
      @thorodinson292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@Aliyah_666 drum fed 300 round 50 bmg machine gun.

    • @Omen_Burrito
      @Omen_Burrito 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@seanmcloughlin5983 dude, they tried that on all the beaches in ww2. And they had guns of their own. What makes you think people with swords and inadequate cover and armor is gonna be any better?

  • @GardenFootCreature
    @GardenFootCreature 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1898

    *Pulls gun* "Give me all of your gold"
    *Mercenaries pull pommels* "Whomst'dve thou be knave"
    *drops gun*

    • @xmm-cf5eg
      @xmm-cf5eg 7 ปีที่แล้ว +450

      *Pulls out Blunderbuss shotgun capable of launching pommels*
      "Whomst'dve indeed."

    • @mspencer243
      @mspencer243 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Idiots

    • @dynomite463
      @dynomite463 7 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Just take out the butt stock
      Welcome to the future.

    • @bobbobbington6245
      @bobbobbington6245 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      The future is now, old man

    • @mspencer243
      @mspencer243 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Who needs pommels if you have buttstocks? Its 2017 kids.

  • @bradenpotts
    @bradenpotts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    My French professor was very adamant that we could go back farther in history knowing French than knowing English as it has seen less change than what English has over time.

    • @GOTOHELL57331
      @GOTOHELL57331 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Not so. Old French was pronounced very differently to modern Parisian French. It sounded a lot closer to how it's spelled, just like with Middle English.

    • @denispopescu913
      @denispopescu913 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Scrisoarea lui Neacșu (Neacșu's letter) - 1521 is "the oldest preserved document, written in Romanian . It was discovered in 1894 by Friedrich Stenner in the National Archives of Brașov County, where it is still preserved today. The original paper document, with seals applied on the back, refers to the Ottoman military movements on the Danube and the passage of Mohammed-Beg through Wallachia." The language is still understandable to a Romanian speaker of today.

    • @bradenpotts
      @bradenpotts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@denispopescu913 wow awesome

    • @wtalkie
      @wtalkie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@denispopescu913 Interesting. It always fascinates me the idea that we can understand ancient documents. As an Arabic speaker, I can read inscriptions and documents from 1500 years ago with complete comprehension mostly because of the Quran and Hadith that most of us memorize. It preserved the old Arabic language that we now call Fusha (the most eloquent).

    • @denispopescu913
      @denispopescu913 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@wtalkie Fascinating, isn't it? It brings a sense of continuity and belonging hardly to be achieved by other languages. Especially languages which have suffered from major changes until they reached their present day form

  • @Vidar_Odinson
    @Vidar_Odinson 7 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    This... Is my BOOM STICK!

    • @notforsaletoday1895
      @notforsaletoday1895 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      💥

    • @paxonite-7bd5
      @paxonite-7bd5 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      VidarOdinson79 and you are S-smart! (Cinema sins)

    • @Avanstarwa
      @Avanstarwa 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      KLAATU VARADA N... N... Oh damn

    • @SuperSonicMaster007
      @SuperSonicMaster007 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      William Halter always good to see another cotf haha

    • @fujinwinds2514
      @fujinwinds2514 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      VidarOdinson79 now all you need is a chainsaw hand!

  • @lordaniolist
    @lordaniolist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1226

    "Doctor I have a paper cut, can you mend me?"
    *Hacks off arm*

    •  5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      actually being a healer would be pretty awesome there , i bet you would get fortunes for curing the rich

    • @comradeurod9805
      @comradeurod9805 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      @ or you'd get tortured for witchery

    • @gamergrill4933
      @gamergrill4933 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      My head hurts
      Solution: hit it with the hamer
      Im not joking that's true midle ages method

    • @lordaniolist
      @lordaniolist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@gamergrill4933 It'll definitely stop the headache.... eeeeeeh!!!

    • @tahabashir3779
      @tahabashir3779 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gamergrill4933 pls tell me you're being sarcastic.

  • @Haerknox
    @Haerknox 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1502

    i wonder how good their graphics cards were

    • @Zarrocification
      @Zarrocification 7 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      and if there are those annoying ads you sometimes have to watch before logging into their wlan

    • @travv88
      @travv88 7 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Probably only 2mb or some shit

    • @BVargas78
      @BVargas78 7 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      They still used 56k dial up. That's why they call it the dark ages.

    • @dekutree5979
      @dekutree5979 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      They had -12gb VRAM

    • @thesandvitchman1234
      @thesandvitchman1234 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      The new "oil canvas" card

  • @bostaffandbrains6234
    @bostaffandbrains6234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I like to think that if we ever actually figured out how to travel into the past, and if it's even possible, by that point we would have armored time traveling mech-suits and stuff designed to counter the issues you bring up :-P
    Also, I may be late to the party, but I'm so happy I recently and finally found your videos. Keep up the great work.

  • @54356776
    @54356776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +820

    I would just leave stories about the modern era and come back to the present to watch historians desperately trying to figure it out. 😂
    "Who was Count Noob Slayer ? And where was the province of Memetopia located ?"

    • @joshjones6072
      @joshjones6072 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Lool

    • @penetratorx6496
      @penetratorx6496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Nice comment

    • @SUSHlMII
      @SUSHlMII 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      didnt saw that coming LOL

    • @prometheus9096
      @prometheus9096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      the guy that started to paint all those snails across medieval books :D

    • @ccvcharger
      @ccvcharger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And the peasants did lol at the musings of this strange traveler.

  • @Threetails
    @Threetails 5 ปีที่แล้ว +509

    Honestly, the best way to survive time travel in the Middle Ages:
    Learn to read and write Latin in the correct hand for the era you're traveling to.
    Learn the vernacular of the era.
    Get an exacting replica of the sort of outfit a well-heeled pilgrim would wear.
    Tell them you're an earl from a made-up kingdom on your way to see the shrine of a major saint in the area.
    Travel with an "entourage" of trusted people from your own time who are trained in HEMA and first aid.
    Stay in abbeys and use pilgrim accommodations at inns.
    That's the only way you could arrive in some place with no connections and not seem suspicious. Also, you would have to leave the gun at home because they'd probably guess what it was if it's after about 1350 and if some rogue knight heard there was a traveler with a most exquisite sort of handgonne that could fire multiple times without reloading nearby, he'd be so eager to get his hands on it he'd get a couple of his lackies to hunt you and your party down. You'd have to be lucky a dozen times, but Sir Wants-Your-Gun only has to be lucky once.

    • @Origami84
      @Origami84 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Not bad. I think i can beat this, though:
      Copy your points 1 and 2, but travel as a low-quality art merchant. You have a small cart, or donkey, filled with small pictures of saints, religious scenery etc. Say you are the painter, and you are travelling like this searching for a noble patron, selling your practice.works as a way to feed yourself. You would be seen as 1) a good christian 2) reasonably welloff, but not so much that they would have to kill you, only enough to pay its bill 3) someone that the local noble would be interested into meeting.

    • @bleeksbentbits3150
      @bleeksbentbits3150 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sounds like you've trodden the mysterious corridors of L-space a few times yourself....

    • @maxxyang3723
      @maxxyang3723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Sir Wants-Your-Gun only has one chance to be lucky

    • @CaptainWobbs
      @CaptainWobbs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      This is also true: Machine guns are really good at killing multiple people. If you and your squad are equipped, I’d bet my money on the more well-equipped contenders. And if word also gets out that the person who came to try and take your weapon was completely obliterated along with his whole posse, I’d wager people would be less eager to pick a fight trying to nab anything. Even more so with any subsequent victories in similar situations.
      I admit it would be dangerous, but from my understanding, good quality full plate armor made you nearly invincible to most weapons back in the medieval period. And as for the few that could still pose a threat, aside from something totally overkill like a ballista, you could probably take said weapon’s wielder out at a very safe distance with minimal effort when considering your own choice in weaponry.
      But hey, this is just my brain trying to logic out a solution based on what knowledge I do have. I’m certainly no expert, and if humans are one thing, it’s unpredictable.

    • @sicthemutt
      @sicthemutt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dude chill

  • @arandomperson5434
    @arandomperson5434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1049

    Knight: my armour is the most quality and impenetrable by most arrows.
    50.BMG: *WHAT ARMOUR?*

    • @antonius6257
      @antonius6257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Shrek

    • @charlesdemers1197
      @charlesdemers1197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Is your username a reference to Fallout 1?

    • @PotatocannonLol
      @PotatocannonLol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@charlesdemers1197 I'm 90% sure that its from the holy grail (movie) or worms.. though worms ripped it from the movie

    • @charlesdemers1197
      @charlesdemers1197 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The RedNeckEngineNerd Darn it

    • @dustinontaiyabbi5608
      @dustinontaiyabbi5608 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      5.56 would pen that armor

  • @MrHenhen5
    @MrHenhen5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    This must be a common thought, I had a dream I was a sniper who was up on a hill far away sniping archers whilst a siege is occurring, then I remember calling in air support and an attack helicopter strafed the castle...
    Then I realised I might have played too much CoD

  • @ledlg1676
    @ledlg1676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +705

    You should bring a flashbang. When you timetravel into powerful Christian court you can throw it, and afterwards pretend the blinding light was heaven breaking open, and you coming out. You might get a long way if you sell it well.

    • @swolzer
      @swolzer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      yeah but i think pretending that youre god is big big deadly sin

    • @gaiusjuliuscaesar3808
      @gaiusjuliuscaesar3808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      @@swolzer Just pretend you're an angel then, ezpz

    • @janicnevim3969
      @janicnevim3969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      damn, this idea deservers more attention, it could really work, if you did this and proclaim yourself some sort of messiah.

    • @SeaguIISoup
      @SeaguIISoup 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@janicnevim3969
      just start a cult ezpz

    • @NiquelBones
      @NiquelBones 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@swolzer who cares lmfao not like theyll find out anytime soon

  • @nikos731
    @nikos731 5 ปีที่แล้ว +842

    "The Pope might decide that you are in league with the Devil and you 'll have a bunch of crusaders after you". Sorry but this sounds immersely epic and awsome.

    • @julian-vanilla8379
      @julian-vanilla8379 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      nikos731 now get a speaker and play some epic music as you smite the enemy

    • @forkrolls
      @forkrolls 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      this is basically Shield Hero

    • @2MeterLP
      @2MeterLP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Having a bunch of people trying to kill you sounds awesome to you?

    • @forkrolls
      @forkrolls 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@2MeterLP Yes

    • @englishdicktionary1611
      @englishdicktionary1611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@forkrolls until they pierce your heart that is.

  • @ThorsteinnMemeson
    @ThorsteinnMemeson 7 ปีที่แล้ว +490

    On the subject of trading valuables.
    Bring aluminium.
    In the middle ages it was incredebly rare and precious. Aluminium is very hard to mine and extract without modern tools, so you could potentially carry around something thats worth more than gold and weighs much less.

    • @lucasoparowski6911
      @lucasoparowski6911 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Hell just bring AR500 that would be wayyy better quality than anything they have.

    • @clonemarine1
      @clonemarine1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Aluminum was not properly discovered until 1825. At that point, yes, it was a luxury metal. But that's post Napoleonic-Period. Maybe you could trick them into thinking it was ultra-light silver or something.

    • @novadjsau
      @novadjsau 7 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Thorstein Memeson except like he mentioned in the video. Being alone with no connections and having something of high value on you. Would make you a very attractive target for lots of the locals

    • @ThorsteinnMemeson
      @ThorsteinnMemeson 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Hmm yeah, some weird stranger walking around with lots of a weird valuable metal would be very suspecious, as well as a prime target for robbers.
      It was just a shower thought. And yes alluminium was only discovered in 18th century, kinda forgot that.
      Dont know if that would make aluminium worth more or less in the medeival era though...

    • @Vitorruy1
      @Vitorruy1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Thorstein Memeson they would put the aluminum on a scale, see it wasnt silver and detain you for trying to fool them.

  • @jsihavealotofplaylists
    @jsihavealotofplaylists 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Something nobody ever goes into depth about is... how much time do you have to prepare, can you go back and forth in time, how much are you allowed to take etc.

  • @stefan1924
    @stefan1924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    Get an invisbility cloak from 2520, get a good camera, make a lot of footage and get the hell outta there.

    • @zurytan
      @zurytan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Big brain

    • @Noelciaaa
      @Noelciaaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      found a comment with a suggestion that is actually very likely to work. and it's actually the safest for the timeline stability bc even going a bit further and stealing some things could cause a butterfly effect. simply filming without being seen? brilliant.

    • @stefan1924
      @stefan1924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @nathaniel gray Use a flying carpet

    • @ultimateking2238
      @ultimateking2238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Theodoric MacCambell Not if you're invisible

    • @ultimateking2238
      @ultimateking2238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Theodoric MacCambell Both could work, but I meant invisible

  • @ab6617
    @ab6617 5 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    Bring a drone and stay hidden and fly it around for a few weeks with a recording announcing the coming of God. Then come down with your rifle and use it for effect a few times. Should be good to go ruling the kingdom
    Edit: mount a healthy sized cross on top of your scope. Your tool is now a sinner locater.

  • @SRosenberg203
    @SRosenberg203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    When you said "10 archers" I just had a flashback to this RP game I used to play where the frequency with which characters were murdered by a bunch of bowmen popping out of the woods and filling them with arrows led to the creation of the "12 Crossbow Club". Yes, I was a founding member lol.

  • @thishandleisntavailable42069
    @thishandleisntavailable42069 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1726

    "I have a modern gun, I am invincible!"
    Rifles don't have pommels.

    • @DeepRuffian
      @DeepRuffian 7 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Bloody Heretic guns are useless you can't end them rightly

    • @lightningandcloud
      @lightningandcloud 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      but all my glock mags have pommel base plates helps with tactical and speed reloads. pommel has weight so mag drops easily, is a pommel shape easy to grip from glock or mag holsters, added weight steadier aim less felt recoil, pistol whipping is much improved all kinds of benefits or at least they outweigh some negatives. :)

    • @DeepRuffian
      @DeepRuffian 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      lightningandcloud i don't count that as a pommel. The pommel has to be a part of the weapon. Its better to throw the slide as an improvised pommel.

    • @theeviciousbear8263
      @theeviciousbear8263 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No but I guess explosive rounds will do the trick

    • @aldor9357
      @aldor9357 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      You still can pommel with the butt of a stock

  • @argentinajacuzzi1176
    @argentinajacuzzi1176 5 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    Id ask everyone around whether they get to the cloud district often

    • @thegrimhorseman
      @thegrimhorseman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      What are you talking about, of course they don't

    • @lancehandy6648
      @lancehandy6648 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nah they dont. Too many knees succumbed to too many arrows to allow leisure strolls to the cloud distract.

    • @brianvaneyll9852
      @brianvaneyll9852 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is the best comment I've ever seen lmao

    • @skortana3760
      @skortana3760 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Stfu Nazeem

    • @reyntime1950
      @reyntime1950 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They've heard of the high elves.

  • @ncrtrooper8786
    @ncrtrooper8786 5 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    This man is the secretly a time traveler from the Viking days

    • @kukifitte7357
      @kukifitte7357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

    • @insertnamehere8099
      @insertnamehere8099 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      NCR Trooper secretly? Nah

    • @SvenDzahov
      @SvenDzahov 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I found out I'm a descendant of Harold Hardrada and lost my shit, I wish I could bring great great great grandpa to the modern age and show him how wealthy Norway is now

  • @drew8520
    @drew8520 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Essential list of things for medieval time travel:
    Speak Latin.
    Wear traditional medieval armor like Brigantine and gambeson.
    Learn medieval combat (swords and bows). You don't want to stand out too much
    Bring a handgun or two and ammo. You can easily carry that without drawing attention and it's good for emergencies.
    Carry medical supplies. Like a lot. General antibiotics are great, since bacteria was less resistant back then. But make sure you have specific tratements for common illnesses. Also know how to make medicines (you can make penicillin with moldy bread for example).
    Have a good cover story

  • @DemoniteBL
    @DemoniteBL 6 ปีที่แล้ว +891

    Bring lots of armored vehicles that can carry a life supply of ammunition, food and fuel. You might need a pretty big portal though.

    • @thetemplar8167
      @thetemplar8167 6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      This remembers me of the anime GATE

    • @hans8069
      @hans8069 6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Lol I can imagine armored cars with m2 50s on the roof laying fire on hundreds of middle age knights

    • @The_Knowledgeseekers
      @The_Knowledgeseekers 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Don't forget your sabre turret

    • @davidtitanium22
      @davidtitanium22 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I think bringing at least a group of friends trained in survival is good enough if you only want to survive

    • @finsfan90
      @finsfan90 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      There are no modern battleships. Last one in service was a WWII one that saw action in The Gulf War.

  • @MestisTheManiac
    @MestisTheManiac 7 ปีที่แล้ว +840

    >Arrive in the Finnish peninsula somewhere around mid-10th century
    >Language is still mostly mutually intelligible with modern Finnish dialects
    >Befriend a village blacksmith, telling him you're a smith journeyman looking for a master to work under
    >"invent" crucible steel with said blacksmith
    >Gift steel items to the local freesire (baron)
    >Get funded by the nobility to produce steel
    >Leave your blacksmith master in charge of operations and hiring apprentices as labor force, you're a mere journeyman after all
    >Use your funds to found a paper mill, claiming your skills as an engineer for "inventing" crucible steel
    >Create a written language for Finnish hundreds of years before its time and introduce it to the court
    >Start a grand pilgrimage to meet sages and ask them to embark their wisdom onto you as you write it down, hundreds of years before Elias Lönnrot
    >Basically write a version of Kalevala with no Christian influence
    >Witness your liege freesire rise in wealth and eventually become a count or even a petty king (equal in power to a duke), due to immense wealth and steel weaponry
    >As you return from your paganic pilgrimage, tell your liege of a prophecy where he must unite the Finnic tribes and make the Empire of Kalevala
    >Tell him you were divinely inspired by the thunder god Ukko to create pipes that spit fire and iron
    >"invent" rudimentary hand cannons out of your crucible steel
    >Create early artillery out of the same crucible steel
    >Witness as Finland unifies a millennium early and actually becomes a world power
    >Gradually popularize the written word in the courts of the newly formed empire, which would probably look like Greater Finland plus Estonia and Ingria
    >Reform the formerly scattered paganic faith into an organized religion with holy scripture
    >Laugh as Sweden and Novgorod never get to conquer Finnish/Karelian lands
    >Laugh as Christians can't convert the organized and formalized faith
    >Laugh as Finnish/Karelian paganism survives into the modern age
    >Laugh as you'll be remembered as a great inventor and a national icon
    >Die of an infection after you stub your toe
    I've been playing too much Crusader Kings 2

    • @gasman5555
      @gasman5555 7 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      *B O N U S R O U N D*
      -after creating paper and general literacy found scientific theory
      -using greater crucible power create the lens. both found new ideas in germ theory and astronomy.
      -invent everything up to calculus
      -create theory of gravity and be shunned
      -return from being shunned by introducing electricity
      -prove further that gravity works by showing mathematically the link between gravity, magnets, electricity, light
      -invent modern day flux and concrete
      -invent modern day perspective drawing. (SUPER EASY if you have taken any art classes)
      -cure scurvy, create vaccines, teach the dangers of mercury and lead, teach about antibiotics, create pagan Harvard
      -hire assistance to run experiments for you, after teaching about germ theory in pagan harvard and becoming the font of all knowledge teach genetics
      -Permanently blind yourself and tie a blindfold around your head to become the blind oracle.
      -end your days publishing half truths and prophecies written by your assistants and die comfortably in your 60s
      *E D I T*
      -found idea of evolution (which you changed to support pagan beliefs)
      -Teach that the Finnish are a superior race and invent Eugenics

    • @sotijas
      @sotijas 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      kirkkojen katolla alkumuna ristin siasta

    • @orokushi5953
      @orokushi5953 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      -flood foreign market with cheep books written in finish

    • @Red-sm5so
      @Red-sm5so 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mestis what about fucking? I know I know.. people back then were full of diseases but not all of them.

    • @PaperiLiidokki
      @PaperiLiidokki 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dude i would watch this lets play.

  • @AuxenceF
    @AuxenceF 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1659

    *travel back in time*
    Die in outer space because earth is moving
    Edit : stop trying to fix this XD the sun and the galaxy are also moving

    • @josephpentony4804
      @josephpentony4804 5 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      Underated comment

    • @LilScotty10
      @LilScotty10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Auxence Fromont holy shit bro u didn’t have to blow my mind like that at 2am😂

    • @Koronen_simp
      @Koronen_simp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      ah, an exurb1a fan

    • @rateeightx
      @rateeightx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      You Clearly Didn't Make Your Time Machine Right.

    • @gebreknefekalmoradiss3785
      @gebreknefekalmoradiss3785 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      @@rateeightx it's actually true, to turn time back and still be on earth's surface you'd have to have a machine that can alter both time and space.

  • @artoy6575
    @artoy6575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    About languages, I know you gave England as an example but I wanted to mention this. It also depends on the language, a Spanish speaker could understand one from the 15th century, and if we extend the range to understand something and half transmit information we could include 1200 where if I remember correctly the "Cantar de mío cid" was compiled.

  • @kkonstantinosss2
    @kkonstantinosss2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +967

    All you need to do is travel back in time to 2009 and mine bitcoin.

    • @jasonhatt4295
      @jasonhatt4295 7 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Or travel back in time to 2008 and invent bitcoin!

    • @e.eriksson8191
      @e.eriksson8191 7 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Or buy bitcoin when it's starting out. In 2010, 1 bitcoin was valued at 0,06 USD.
      Now it's 18000 dollars.
      AAAAAAAAAA.

    • @soundninja99
      @soundninja99 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Money can help change the future in a much more predictable way than changing the past. I'd much rather have resources in present times than go back in time.

    • @ethanbolt10
      @ethanbolt10 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I second what Arnold says

    • @q1w2e3621
      @q1w2e3621 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      1996

  • @EmeraldEyesEsoteric
    @EmeraldEyesEsoteric 5 ปีที่แล้ว +511

    Just wear purple clothes, look healthy well groomed, maybe wear some gold and people will assume that you're royalty.

    • @tzimiscelord8483
      @tzimiscelord8483 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Having longer hair helps for this approach

    • @roughsharkangular2034
      @roughsharkangular2034 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Can i wear my fedora?

    • @NotSoProishNoob
      @NotSoProishNoob 5 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      Just imagining a weeb cosplayer being worshipped by locals who don't know better.

    • @Mirthfultale
      @Mirthfultale 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      And get jumped

    • @yoyobros99
      @yoyobros99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Tzimisce Lord Just get some fake hair: nobody had fake hair back then

  • @Gorgy098
    @Gorgy098 5 ปีที่แล้ว +405

    Oi m8, you got a loicense for that boomstick, do ya?

    • @my_cellium
      @my_cellium 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Listen up you primitive screwheads

  • @jayturbo3844
    @jayturbo3844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    If I got sucked into a time portal to medieval Europe I’d do my best to recite Latin prayers to at least try and stave off suspicion of being a demon

  • @glengraham7080
    @glengraham7080 5 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    ...and everyone has B.O, bad breath, intestinal worms and fleas. You can keep the "good old days" - I like living in a world of electronics, antibiotics and modern sanitation.

    • @tappajaav
      @tappajaav 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Not to mention that it was not uncommon for people to act like children with their emotions.

    • @funninoriginal6054
      @funninoriginal6054 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@tappajaav
      All the ages have that problem, no exception.

    • @tappajaav
      @tappajaav 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That's true, but to much greater degree than in present.

    • @bradcallahan3546
      @bradcallahan3546 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yeah.. look at the whole leftist movement. Enough said.

    • @neriv9131
      @neriv9131 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Umm.... Freaky.... Sex

  • @wesleyng3045
    @wesleyng3045 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1985

    "People traveled in groups"
    Me : laughs in 3000 rounds per minute

    • @gordordf1091
      @gordordf1091 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      hahahahah laughed so hard when i read your comment. Pretty clear they couldn't win an argument against that many bullets :D

    • @tappajaav
      @tappajaav 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      There's nothing like good ol' fashion brrrrrrrrrt - until you run out of ammunition and then fuel.

    • @porkyminch1640
      @porkyminch1640 5 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      It costs $400,000 to fire this weapon for 12 seconds

    • @tappajaav
      @tappajaav 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      It costs $0 to eat this sandvich for 4 seconds
      *gets backstabbed by a spy*

    • @yspy_1801
      @yspy_1801 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Ur Gun runs out of amo, suddenly 5 arrows are coming in Hot
      You : Cries

  • @emmanuelglazer1247
    @emmanuelglazer1247 6 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    I would just bring my double barrel and explain
    "THIS IS MY BOOMSTICK"

    • @ninponighthawk
      @ninponighthawk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Emmanuel Glazer but do you remember the sequence of words for the necronomicon is the real question

    • @emmanuelglazer1247
      @emmanuelglazer1247 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Archangel Gaming klatu verata nectar oh wait

    • @danbardos3498
      @danbardos3498 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Emmanuel Glazer All the time I spent scrolling to see if someone said this yet... and you guys made it totally worth it. :D

    • @BiscuitHead22
      @BiscuitHead22 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Gimme some sugar, baby.

    • @marekogarek6329
      @marekogarek6329 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Have fun dying in your sleep or hiding in a forest to sleep and still dying in your sleep because a hunter followed you out of sight or closing yourself in a room and dying from a poison or closing yourself in a room at night alone, refusing food and dying from hnger.

  • @chrisw3164
    @chrisw3164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    A pistol might not be recognised as a weapon though, as far as they know it's just a piece of metal in a funny shape wich would be highly innefective compared to swords and stuff

    • @robertcorbell1006
      @robertcorbell1006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Read the short story "The Man Who Came Early" by Poul Anderson. A guy who is an MP in the US Army stationed in modern Iceland is transported back in time with only a loaded 1911 Colt.45 pistol to the age of the Vikings. He's seen as a dark sorcerer who has to be taken down after he pulls a Raiders of the Lost Ark during a duel. The story is pretty much a piece-by-piece deconstruction of the notion of time-travelers attempting to change the past without any prior knowledge of a certain period. The author cleverly gets around the language issue by having him know Icelandic per his military training, which is the closest living language to Old Norse and has changed little in over a thousand years.

    • @Gtmann
      @Gtmann 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well if you were in a fight with some soldiers and you shot at them with your Glock 19 after a while they would understand it

    • @The_Smiurgh
      @The_Smiurgh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@robertcorbell1006 thank you

    • @robertcorbell1006
      @robertcorbell1006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@The_Smiurgh You're quite welcome. The Vikings in the story see his military haircut and note his strange dialect (modern Icelandic which is mostly intelligible) and assume he is a runaway slave. They ignore the pistol as it's assumed to be a religious talisman. He's put to work pumping the bellows for the local blacksmith forge and screws even a simple task like that up. He tries romancing a local woman, but her betrothed challenges him to a duel. He beats the Norseman to a pulp, dishonoring him by being defeated in the manner of slaves. He pulls a sword only for the soldier to shoot him. He then ends up on the run as a feared dark sorcerer until he runs out of bullets and is taken down by arrow and spear. They fear the wrath of the gods if they don't give a seeming master of "clever-craft" a proper burial. His body is unearthed in the 60s by an archeological team who are puzzled by a piece of rusty metal that resembles a pistol. Great story. Google it.

    • @The_Smiurgh
      @The_Smiurgh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@robertcorbell1006 true i read it

  • @mfp5431
    @mfp5431 4 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    I would go back in Time, and write spoilers for Avengers endgame on to stones, and paper.
    This would confuse the entire population of the 21. century.

    • @matthewfredericks1640
      @matthewfredericks1640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      No write spoilers for every marvel movie

    • @debildebilov7504
      @debildebilov7504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @Yo Momma imagine people praying to ironman because he died in ENDGAME

    • @NiquelBones
      @NiquelBones 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@debildebilov7504 im fucking dead lmfao

    • @blakeallen1057
      @blakeallen1057 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Some men just want to watch the world burn

    • @BogeyTheBear
      @BogeyTheBear 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, it's not as if a Marvel story surrounding Thanos and the Infinity Gauntlet _was in some kind of comic book_ before the movie came out...

  • @Eric4bz
    @Eric4bz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    Chances are you going back in time and introducing advanced germs and viruses that have evolved to be slightly irritating to a modern healthy person who has access to vaccinations and health care would probably ravage the landscape of people who haven't evolved their immunity that far.

    • @kemuli2857
      @kemuli2857 7 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      This is the most likely scenario, diseases. Either you die or everyone else around you dies. It wont be a pretty sight.

    • @massi9824
      @massi9824 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      The black plague is very much alive but we are immune to it, and if you got it back in the middle age I don't what would happend

    • @IzzyLovesRock
      @IzzyLovesRock 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      MrPanos2000 Bubonic plague wouldn't be much of an issue with modern knowledge. We know it was the rats that used to spread it, something they didn't know at the time. Once they figured that out it was handled.

    • @IzzyLovesRock
      @IzzyLovesRock 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      MrPanos2000 Lol, relax my dude. I meant nothing by it. Just having an interesting discussion on YT.

    • @IzzyLovesRock
      @IzzyLovesRock 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      MrPanos2000 No harm no foul, my friend. I empathize with your shitty day, I had one yesterday.

  • @user-vb1rv2lz5l
    @user-vb1rv2lz5l 4 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    Step.1 get a cold
    Step.2 cough on a pesant
    Step.3 destroy the world

    • @samuraimedi4061
      @samuraimedi4061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Shoot just breathing would destroy humans, we carry so much they would not be immune to.

    • @Tuckerscreator
      @Tuckerscreator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Stop, don't turn 1020 into 2020.

    • @jlokison
      @jlokison 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Works both ways, they had pathogens that no longer exists that we do not neccesarily have resistance to. Black plague still shows up every now and then, the only way infected have a chance to live is early identification and immediate medical treatment.

    • @goncalobaia1574
      @goncalobaia1574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      People please don't compare covid to some other pandemics along history, it is sad and ignorant, from both perspectives

    • @CodexQuinn
      @CodexQuinn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@goncalobaia1574 When did anyone say anything about covid...

  • @TD-ug4mg
    @TD-ug4mg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Its super nice of you to give both metric and imperial units. The reasons why the US still uses the imperial system is super interesting, one of which is its actually better in many applications because its built off factors of four rather than base ten math like metric. This is less useful in our very current time, but even going back as little as 80 years it makes a very big difference.

    • @laisphinto6372
      @laisphinto6372 ปีที่แล้ว

      nice cope Americans who still use the old british system that even they abondan because its shit

  • @dreamwolf7302
    @dreamwolf7302 6 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    small thing i wanna say...
    That sample you gave of the old languages? Sounded like when my Swedish neighbor gets drunk off his ass and starts screaming at his dog...
    I have no clue what hes yelling about, but he sounds more sad than angry...

    • @Valkbg
      @Valkbg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      To me it sounded like when I went to Glasgow for a few days

    • @sclarke6969
      @sclarke6969 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lost you when you implied weegies think xD

    • @Valkbg
      @Valkbg 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Took a bit of time to understand what weegies is

    • @caolandoh6096
      @caolandoh6096 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thought they sounded Irish. Some words sounded like Irish words.

    • @GuyIncognit
      @GuyIncognit 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aren't we all more sad than angry... aren't we all?

  • @philipped.r.6385
    @philipped.r.6385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +609

    So, in conclusion, if you want to time travel to the Middle Ages, you need to:
    1. Take medieval language classes at your local university.
    2. Learn about medieval customs, culture, social structures and cultural taboos.
    3. Bring a lot of medical supplies.
    4. Take your HEMA classes very seriously, practice the real techniques for armored combat and spar a lot.
    5. Ask armorer to make you a well fitted accurate reproduction of a suit of armor used in that time.
    6. Take classes in equitation in case you ever get your hands on a horse (which is highly unlikely).
    7. Have a profession that would be useful in the Middle Ages, but that wouldn't make you branded as an heretic or a witch (civil engineering by example).
    8. Hope you won't get arrested for vagrancy or be taken for a routier, écorcheur or any kind of highway bandit.
    It's probaly safer to go to living history events.

    • @vejovis1248
      @vejovis1248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Or you could defeat an entire medieval army by an AR-15 and a couple of rounds, let some survivors go, claiming "I'm Jesus, k*ll your blasphemous king and worship my return". When they figure out that a single man has defeated them, I can assure you, they'll be scared af and will trust your claims for sure.

    • @joevenespineli6389
      @joevenespineli6389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@vejovis1248 ah yes an entire medieval army will mobilize for one jackass with a gun loaded with a few rounds in the middle of nowhere.

    • @deeznuts-kw6yv
      @deeznuts-kw6yv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @Eitra Ardania and _maybe_ have a small sidearm just in case shit hits the industrial sized fan

    • @InternetDweller009
      @InternetDweller009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @Eitra Ardania what about ammo problems? I mean even if you bring a boat-load of them, sooner or later you'll run out of ammo, and plus you need a place to store that boat-load of ammo.
      Given that if you know how to make ammo for specific types of guns, that would last you...for a while.
      Problem is you need to know the georgraphic of those resources and secure them, then you need the tools to process and make them, tho hiring a merchant to do that for you could work i guess.
      Dont forget about Gun maintenance, Guns tend to jam and tear down over-time, and you'll need to be somesort of Gun-repair man to atleast make your gun working as intended again.
      And theres other stuff i haven't talked about like language barrier for interacting,living area (tho i guess a cabin in the woods could work),diesease and sickness, ect.
      Anyway thinking about all of this possibilities is so much fun, and i hope you don't take my comment as an insult, i just love imagining and working out all of this possibilities about the thought of "Bringing Guns in the medieval era" i mean God the infinite ideas and theories you could do with a gun in a medieval era is exciting already for me.
      Anyway have a good day 👋

    • @PirateCat822
      @PirateCat822 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@deeznuts-kw6yv or the trusty HK21

  • @yeetmeister4980
    @yeetmeister4980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    Man this brings back memories I remember once I didn't let some dude named Adolf into art school

    • @blashimov
      @blashimov 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ember verse is Ancient Greece

    • @darthsand8292
      @darthsand8292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      IT WAS YOU

    • @nehemz432
      @nehemz432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      You yeeted the one who mustn't be yeet.

    • @MrFantasnick
      @MrFantasnick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Damn it, I wanted to make that joke 😂 well played :P

    • @jelambertson
      @jelambertson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So you’re to blame for the whole anti-semitism thing?

  • @jvonengeln
    @jvonengeln 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I always had this conquest dream of having a front end bucket loader brought back in time, the kind of enormous machine they use in rock quarries. You could fill in a moat (or dig a moat), destroy a castle wall, and with the thick shatterproof cabin glass you would be impervious to ANY weapon present in that day. You could single handedly win a war, or lay siege to anything.

    • @pimpsk8er3702
      @pimpsk8er3702 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      and pay 7$ a gallon in gas.. u would go broke before u got to the castle

  • @Saviliana
    @Saviliana 5 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    Time traveled:
    Day 1, you pee and poop somewhere in a village
    Day 2, people near the place you had release your No.2 start getting weird sickness
    Day 3, the local church and crowmen guild start to catch the same sickness too
    Day 4, the whole village caught sickness, you heard the near by towns start having this mystries sickness
    Day 7, the whole region had catch this ill, no one able to know what it was or the cause
    Day 10, people starts drop dead in their works, you had release the pladge.
    Day 40, the whole europe had been reduce into lifeless ruins, its spreading to africa, asia would be next, and autaum is coming, birds are flying to the west.....You had a hench that America would soon follow.....
    Day 100, you are maybe the last human on earth, good luck surviving the long night.
    Kids, don't forget you had carrying countless virus with you even if you were "healthy". Once you release your storage into their time, there is no return

    • @vajoynus
      @vajoynus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You're such a buzz kill.

    • @MASTEROFEVIL
      @MASTEROFEVIL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That was dark

    • @Saviliana
      @Saviliana 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@vajoynus Because I had been the buzz kill. I said what I know.

    • @rachupranger9306
      @rachupranger9306 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Lol reminded me of this one episode of the Simpsons where homer time traveled back to the age of dinosaurs and accidentally sneezed in front of a T-Rex . This caused his germs to kill all of the prehistoric life lol.

    • @multifreak4154
      @multifreak4154 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Plague Inc. : Time Traveled

  • @ghosturiel
    @ghosturiel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    Are you trying to imply Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure was not an accurate portrayal of what time travel would be like?

    • @raidermaxx2324
      @raidermaxx2324 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      i was thinking of a Evil Dead 3, Army of Darkness...

    • @geckoo9190
      @geckoo9190 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      What is that?, anopther parody of a yankee in king arthur's court?

    • @Archbishop_of_the_Noodle
      @Archbishop_of_the_Noodle 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      You should try "A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court" by Mark Twain

  • @johno1544
    @johno1544 7 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    Doc Brown said it best in Back to the Future III. He said he was happy he didn't land in the Middle Ages because he would probably be burned at the stake for witchcraft.

    • @Charizardlison
      @Charizardlison 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      witches were actually burned in the early modern period.. not the middle ages;)

    • @jasonsexton8869
      @jasonsexton8869 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      A heretic, but yeah, it wouldn't have been pleasant for Emmet Brown :).

    • @Masterwar15
      @Masterwar15 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Klaus Hermann And you think that would stop them from BURNING THE WITCH!?

    • @johno1544
      @johno1544 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Heretic not witch your right :) man I have to watch that movie again.

    • @RandomAllen
      @RandomAllen 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah but it all depends if Doc Brown weighs as much as a duck?

  • @onyxraze
    @onyxraze 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Arkansas Man Here

  • @darthimperious1594
    @darthimperious1594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +794

    Step 1: Learn Latin.
    Step 2: Learn how to make Penicillin (or as many different antibiotics that can be made, in however crude a fashion, with medieval materials).
    Step 3: Go back to Contstantinople, 530 AD.
    Step 4: Ask to see a priest and say that you were sent by God to aid Justinian in his holy quest of reconquering the Roman Empire.
    Step 5: Offer your "divine knowledge" and work with the alchemists and priests to make antibiotics in time for the Plague of Justinian (541 AD).
    Step 6: See what happens when you have a resurgent Roman Empire that doesn't suffer the death of over 50% of it's population right at the peak of it's military successes.
    Step 7: Forewarn the Romans about the coming of "a great evil from the Arabian Desert" around 600 AD.
    Congratulations, you've butterflied away the two most damaging events in the Eastern Roman Empire's history. Sure, they may still overextend themselves and collapse anyways. But damn, history is going to be different.
    Optional step: Learn and teach them the Bessemer process for making high quality steel. They already know the steam cycle, so combined with this, you just started the industrial revolution in Medieval Rome. Railways anyone?

    • @SteaksOnSpear
      @SteaksOnSpear 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      based

    • @garrettsattem4799
      @garrettsattem4799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Eddriic Floor and Tea no Probably not. You gave them the tech, sure. But now you got to teach them how to operate it, maintain it, etc. And how are they going to make more of that tech when they don’t have the means to do it?

    • @empiredirt6530
      @empiredirt6530 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I'd rather destroy the Roman Republic before they fuck up Europe forever with their ego-mania

    • @garrettsattem4799
      @garrettsattem4799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      empireDirt As in, to cinders? Scorched Earth? Along with all of the knowledge they possessed?

    • @hejalll
      @hejalll 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Overextended ?
      *Britain left the chat*

  • @miquelvegamolina9032
    @miquelvegamolina9032 7 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    Just bring a smartphone with a solar charged and a full list of latin cristianic chorus and tell them that God send you, get the favor of the church and you're done.

    • @this_is_patrick
      @this_is_patrick 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Yeah, a completely normal bum who haven't done shit walks into a church then proceed to call himself the second coming of Jesus Christ, of course they'd think you're crazy, dumbass, bringing any kind of modern electronics, even a toaster, is like magic to people in the 1800s, now try bringing them to the 1500s where the best tech they have is a sharpened stick made of metal, you'd be a god to them.

    • @thedotgamer9592
      @thedotgamer9592 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This is Patrick They did have cannons...

    • @this_is_patrick
      @this_is_patrick 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      TheDotGamer GD But they don't have weird glowy boxes with people in them, or ultra accurate hand cannons. Anything technological that we take for granted today would be magical to them. You'd either be praised as their new god-king or burned as a witch whom trap people inside handheld boxes.

    • @thedotgamer9592
      @thedotgamer9592 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is Patrick Yes, but they did have better technology than swords

    • @this_is_patrick
      @this_is_patrick 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TheDotGamer GD That was an exaggeration, of course they have better tech than bladed weapons.

  • @limedaleks2851
    @limedaleks2851 7 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition

  • @novicedruid8303
    @novicedruid8303 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Crossbows also work similarly to guns in terms of the firing arc and etc and might be among the closest weapons. Somebody with a crossbow was basically like a sniper in the middle ages.

  • @shan9usfc
    @shan9usfc 7 ปีที่แล้ว +593

    Introduce gunpowder and spread faith of the Emperor of Man.
    Warhammer 40k happens.

    • @candlekeep2002
      @candlekeep2002 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Without the Emperor, there is nothing...

    • @Thurnmourer
      @Thurnmourer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      B-B-But Sigmar...

    • @Puwun
      @Puwun 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I would prefer a fantasy ;)

    • @blazerix8
      @blazerix8 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Emps was around during the middle ages. He was born sometime before christ.

    • @MariusThePaladin
      @MariusThePaladin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I guess things didn't went really well with Christ huh ?

  • @sullivannix4509
    @sullivannix4509 6 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    I think a lot of the commenters don’t realize the affect of gunpowder weapons. When the Aztecs faced the Spaniards, they were so bewildered that they fled in chaos. It’s not like a medieval person would hear the loud bang, see his comrade fall for some reason, then NOT be shocked. Just something to think about

    • @somaliking4207
      @somaliking4207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      True but after a while they will get used to it

    • @vonfaustien3957
      @vonfaustien3957 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      thing is eroupe had trade ties with china and gun powder albiet a really crude version was a thing in 850ad with refrences going back as far as 150 ad in alchemical textbooks as was greek fire existed. fire arrows which were crude gun powder rockets were employed in the mid 900's and other crude explosives and incendiary devices did exist this isnt the aztecs where its an utterly alien concept for them sure peasants might be scared but nobles, the church and anyone with an education would likely be able to figure out more or less what your using as even if it wasnt employed in eroupe at the time its something they would have likely heard about

    • @mazrimtaim3107
      @mazrimtaim3107 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@somaliking4207 They will get used to it? Geez buddy, how many people do ya plan to kill on your time-trip? Lmao

    • @bigfella2111
      @bigfella2111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Also of there were time machines you would think they would have advanced armor as well even if they only found out how to make 1 inch titanium armor you'll still be damn near invincible just don't go near walls bring yourself an Al or are 15 with an Alice pack fill of 100 or 75 round drum or beta c mags with attachments on the guns to help along with then falling out of no where and there arowes bouncing off of your armor will surely make them run away or surrender

    • @banjobill8420
      @banjobill8420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Shooting a musket ball is vastly different than shooting a modern super sonic rifle round. While armor was able to resist medieval guns, modern ammo would rip through steel like a hot knife through frozen butter. It would be terrifying to them because the projectile is not only moving significantly faster, but modern cartridges are smokeless and can be quieted with a suppressor.

  • @GamingCinematicsPH
    @GamingCinematicsPH 5 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    15th century knight dreaming of conquering the stone age.

    • @sneakytaze5336
      @sneakytaze5336 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nah, probs Rome first.

    • @ion_force
      @ion_force 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That's literally what happened to the aztecs/maya when cortez rocked up on the shore with his bois

    • @MrAlepedroza
      @MrAlepedroza 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Dreymon Green r/whooosh

    • @gachibass8630
      @gachibass8630 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MrAlepedroza r/comedycemetery

    • @InsertFilmGroupName
      @InsertFilmGroupName 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ian Fadie It was moreso the huge sums of enslaved tribes under the Aztecs rebelling against their crazy human sacrificey oppressors when meeting the Spanish. Just to find themselves under a new conqueror.

  • @valiantshadow89
    @valiantshadow89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "You've got THIS, and it's party time."
    That made my night.

  • @davidharasymowicz8707
    @davidharasymowicz8707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    2:26 what english sounds like to non-english speakers