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single mums beating up their kids in the local kmart is a true staple of australian culture... you want a bunch of cheap chinese shit that'll disintegrate after 6 months? come into k-mart mate
Every Kmart Worker Ever
Every K-mart Worker Ever
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Written & Directed by Declan Evanson
we left out that every Kmart has at least one single mum just beating the shit out of their kid in the toys section.
we couldn't find a kid to beat up for the vid but the point still stands - also pls subscribe we goin for 200k!
You can beat me up!
beat me up
JAHKXSYN NO PUT THAT BACK OR I SWEAR I'LL TELL SANTA YOU'RE A NAUGHTY SHIT
@@GenericaQwerty LMAO
that is so true lmao
Mate I've never seen ONE of these things actually used for coffee, they chop up well tho so I can see why there's almost a cult following of Aussies who love their kmart grinders
5 star review, best damn grinder on the market
Theres a wireless one now, with a battery
@@mrsynical8725 fuark
shits futuristic now
I have extras just incase they stop selling them. Best grinder on the market mate.
Threw my scissors away along time ago
Can we appreciate garn sneaking into all of these places with the proper uniforms, all while staying clear from actual workers and security.
Nah mate, ol' Murph is legit. He just comes up with new busiess ideas.
My best memory of school work experience was working at Kmart. There storage area for what goes on the shop floor is the size of the store. I rode a bike around. Found a Snickers box so ate like 10. Slept somewhere. Rode more bikes. Got glared at by the manager. Had more Snickers. Good times.
My mates brother also worked at Kmart. He would grab a handfull of those sticky little figures and throw them onto the ceiling and they would be stuck up there for weeks. Must be fun working there
Slept half a shift once then spent the next 2 hours looking for trolleys, god I miss that job
Really? Cause the size of the storage at my store is the size of a fucking match box 😤
@@Vivix__ Don't give me ideas lol
Thats crazy, my uncle has all the same stories of stealing, sleeping, and playing with all the shit in there, and that was like 40 years ago when he was a teen in the states.
Speaking as someone who worked at Kmart 20 odd years ago I can entirely relate to this. My specialities were causing the tills to crash by scanning items to quickly, going awol collecting trollies (i.e. disappearing for half the shift to have a spliff or two) and accidentally stuffing up the Christmas lay-by's by forgetting to put down what was on each pallet in the warehouse.
Mate my shift at target consists of greeting cunts at the door, letting them leave without checking their shit, taking an hour to collect trolleys, sitting in a small spot I have found that no customers or staff go to and sitting in the toilet.
@@trolliixz9595 Like a spot in the store? Where in the store don't the customers go? Buggers go everywhere
@@trolliixz9595 I worked at American K-Mart and I made a fort out of furniture boxes in the layaway area (i guess in Australia they are lay-by's?) to look at my phone, won regional employee of the quarter anyway. Our registers were beige tanks from the year 2000 in the year 2014, constantly crashed.
One time I was at the loading dock with a buddy and we were standing by the computer so I drew a dick in the dust for laughs, then I hit ctrl+up on the keyboard to flip the view upside down. We kept talking and I forgot to reset it back. Next day was truck day AND the regional manager was coming for an inspection. He sees the monitor with a dick drawn on it propped upside down with a broom so they could read it to fill out the shipment! Makes them clean every monitor in the store.
Gotta do The Reject Shop next Garn. That shit would be comedy gold.
YES!
The reject shop is basically a wasteland lmao
Reject Shop is so scuffed
I always get rejected there so that's why it's called the reject shop. I stay away from it
There's so many he could do. Servos, car salesmen, Coles/Woolies, brickie, painter, driving instructor, list goes on.
As a Kmart Employee, who did Click-and-collect for a lot of the lockdown period. I can confirm that at least 10 percent of orders were some sort of coffee grinder, minimalist house decoration, or a pet bed, and half the time you can't even find it for over 10 minutes in the right section. Because there are just so many orders.
"Attention all Kmart shoppers: we just got a truckload full of cheap Chinese shit that's gonna disintegrate after 6 months"😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Now remember kids, everything is free at k-mart as long as security doesn’t see you (their blind) or run after your. (Majority don’t have legs)
What about their blind?
I have a long lanky friend who works as security. You could probably just go through him tbh
@@BigManBilliam The fact that this probably went right over his head makes it even funnier.
just be careful of the old ladies, for some reason they are always on to you (one of my managers is an old lady and she always catches people stealing... if you see her following someone you know to stop and check bags)
Just the way he says “compensation” kills me every time 😆
I just started working there this week. I'm sure this video will show me the Kmart experience.
As someone that works at Kmart, I can confirm this video is 100% accurate
As an American, it is incredible to see that you guys still have Kmarts.
Different Kmart to the US.
It's like the only shop of its kind
I'm questioning how he gets all the outfits- it's amazing
Well employees take their uniforms home, so he'd only need to find someone to borrow it from.
From K-Mart.
You dont think do you
@@loafofbread9400 idk if Ur say that I'm dumb or Ur trying to make a joke with me
@@DxmonArcher the fact that you even ask that question
Now we need a video on every Christmas lunch in Australia!
its just a bunch of premade meals and desserts from coles or woolies, and the occasional pavlova
@@nova-in9oh yup
"I've got a particularly heavy box"
Oh no way, that sounds like something my mum would say
The Patreon supporters sound exactly like the list of every substitute teachers request to get students to sign their own names. Fuckn love it
Why no one talking about 1:10 that shit has me dying 😂
This short length content feels heaps better than dragging on smaller jokes with it, straight to the beat with good shit mate keep it up. Have a good one and fuck ya
wake up babe new garn upload
"a lot of walking around aimlessly with a pricing gun avoiding customers" I've been caught out
as a Kmart worker this is 100% accurate
Yeah same here, very much true
I cannot give enough thumbs up for the writing insights and acting skills for this
I used to sell guns and bullets in the 80's at K-mart...
I remember that. Back in the day as a teenager in Penrith I can remember Kmart selling ammo. I can also remember them selling interesting stuff like telescopes.
Yep. Back when it was a good shop. Now it’s just all cheap junk home decorating crap
I’ve worked at Kmart for nearly 5 years
All I’m saying is this is EXACTLY what’s it’s like
Kmart at this point should just rebrand that coffee grinder and embrace reality.
Finally he did Kmart 😂😂
Coles and Kmart used to have near the same exact uniforms. Karen throwing down at me not helping in Kmart when I worked at Coles was priceless
Got a formal complaint at K-Mart once because I didn't help a lady at the front desk...even though I've never worked it in my life and I told her I wouldn't be able to help her if I tried.
I was stuck in lay-by and the dock, of course I'm not gonna know how the front desk works.
As someone who works at Kmart this isn't even over-exadurating
I love your videos please upload more
What happened to the lynx Africa video?
What happened to the lynx africa?
Fucking hell this hits the nail on the head. The stupid minimalist lamp that is (ironically) SHIT imported CLUTTER THAT BREAKS TOO QUICKLY is everything wrong with consumerism in a nutshell.
As a former Walmart employee, the bit about avoiding customers is spot on. Anyone with even a shred of intelligence doesn't need to ask you where things are, so the ones that do are the dumbest of the dumb, and will waste an hour of your time forcing you to look for some specialty random item they could have bought on amazon or something.
Why do they put the goddamn paper towels next to the pet supplies on the opposite end of the store from the scrub brushes?
@@calsavestheworld Paper towels are with toilet paper and cleaning supplies, I don't know what your Walmart is smoking.
@@mrniceface Well the pharmacy dispenses medica marijuana. Probably that.
Kmart everywhere else: 1 dolar per year
Kmart Australia: *_legit RICH_*
imagine people chucking a sook over the outro of a video they just don't need to watch if they dont want to. great video as always :)
its an algorithm thing, most will click off during the name reading, causing a sharp drop in retention and therefore causing youtube to stop recommending the video so much because they want them to stay for the endroll ads
“Freshly ground coffee” well yeah so even Kmart knows huh. Love how you got your painters pants as part of your Kmart uniform
Worked at K-Mart back in the day. Staff from the floor would go and steal customer's Christmas lay-bys from the mid-year sale to give to another customer so when lay-by customers came to the store at Christmas time to pick it up they'd be missing items. That was GREAT fun...
Also can remember slinging fridges over my shoulder, it was good being young and strong lol.
Mate this is absolute gold. You’re a bloody legend
I live in Wisconsin, US, and I haven’t seen a Kmart since the early 2010s. I thought they went bankrupt and went out of business 😂
Same name but different company that’s not connected to the Kmart from the USA. Kmart Australia have tried there luck in the USA with a store called ANKO.
But I’m not sure if it’s still there.
@@nicchiavella2466 ANKO was on a very limited trial here in the US. I believe it was only in Washington state (which was very heavy handed with lockdowns) which killed them off in short order during 2020.
@@nicchiavella2466 Not connected anymore, they originally were the same company but they split sometime in the 90s
Back in my dads era, they used to sell actual firearms and ammo at his local Kmart, it’s in the old catalogues as well.
This safety worker has had more jobs in the past year than the queen has been Alive for. ✊🏿
0:46 I swear I’ve been to that one before
I have wondered why these coffee grinders are never in stock .
Who would risk getting caught over $20
Its not just them being stolen it's also because they are purchased by alot of stoners aswell.
Thats another stick to buy, mummys pocket money doesnt grow on trees
2:30 hahaha
As a Kmart Employee this is dead on 100% accurate
Make a blooper compilation for all these videos, we all need it!
As a Canadian that loves to cross border shop, it's weird seeing a Kmart still open
1:10 I translated that to “attention all decent workers can you please make your way to the loading dock immediately”
always a good day when this bloke uploads 💯
I'm watching all these for the first time. They have been a bit of joy in a dark time in my life, thanks boys.
cool
As a worker at target this applies the exact same hahaha
"Ohhhh Ohhhh!!!!
i'Ll hAvE tO gO oN...
compensation." 😎
🤣😂🤣
My local Kmart only lets you buy the coffee grinders at the service desk 😳
LHD lawyers, the "______" experts
2:31
This one was truly on point.
NZ Kmarts are pretty much the exact same, except people go mad for the air fryers here, and let's not forget they had people in store working when everyone and I mean EVERYONE was meant to be staying home (got called in, did a shift, they got in trouble (news articles were even made about it), had the shifts after that called off for 'unrelated reasons'(and we were told not to talk about it with anyone)) They also lied in the job application process. Said it was for a part-time fixed-term position, took so long to get back to me I forgot I even applied, then in the interview, they said "oh, we start everyone as a casual" .... then fix your job advert and stop taking advantage of your workers. So glad I got a different job now.
it's a good day when garn uploads
My local Kmart deadset has a 80 year old man doing security. He's always sound asleep in a chair when I'm there
Should do coles 😁
Working at Kmart, I legit get paid to walk around and follow eshays and scare them
I work at target (basically the same shit different shovel) and everything he says is fucking so true.
I work for another big retailer, same shit there too.
I also work at Target and I can back this up. Related to this too much
Meanwhile here in America Kmart filled bankruptcy a few years back and has since completely ceased all operations and shut down we don't have any kmarts here anymore just abandoned lots where the retail giant once stood its kinda sad but i guess it is what it is im happy kmart still exists in other countries.
Ah mate, this takes me back to age 12, dressing rooms, giggling and stealing bras and gstrings with the girls
G strings at 12? damn lol
The compensation bit is so good
they've even started to sell fridges. AND THEY'RE CHEAP!!!
I was so thrown off since Kmart doesn’t exist in the US anymore. Weird to see it still breathing in Australia
Kmart is the Walmart of Australia. Kmart in the US and Kmart in America actually have absolutely nothing to do with each other despite the brand itself being almost identical.
Yeah like the other guy said they are totally different companies
@@F1rstNameLastName Kmart USA and Kmart Australia at the very beginning were under the same company if I’m not mistaken.
@@shaytrueblueaussie You're exactly right. They were originally a joint venture with US Kmart and an Aussie company. They've been separate since 1978. Target Australia, on the other hand, is just a nearly direct ripoff with the stores having no affiliation *ever* with the US Target. I've always been amused by that.
*going past security* *flashing bag while walking and gets the nod of lazy approval*
big w >>> kmart (stuff that anko shit)
You forgot to mention how cold, rude and arrogant they are now too.
YEHHH hahaha nice 👌
Idk what it is but Australian people saying the f word every sentence is hilarious
as someone who works in compensation, I can confirm all the compo jokes are fuckin accurate
If K Mart is anything like Walmart, Safety is their lowest priority, they will hang bikes above your head, stack skids poorly, and lift them above your head, and more.
This is a blast from the past. Haven't seen a Kmart in half a decade.
As a trolley boy... im sad you didn't mention the lack of trolley collection on Kmart's part....
My local Kmart almost never has any trolleys
🙄🙄🙄🙄
Noooooo I love the long outros
Good shit boys
“I’ll have to go on COMPENSATION”
😂😂😂😂
Kmart… got to love it. Way cheaper than, the warehouse I swear all my dogs stuff comes fro there, I wear it and half my house hold crap os from there. Build a supermarket and a pet shop. Allow pets to come in and I don’t think anyone would really leave.
you should do Aldi worker ever because everything they have is knock off brand
As an American who worked at Kmart in the mid-2010s I find very little of this relatable.
Glad to know K-Mart hasn't changed how it operates, even outside the US.
Then first shot of Kmart is the exact Kmart I spend 98% of my time 😂
For who ever watch this guy from overseas and had never been in Australia, I want to tell you this guys is extremely accurate.
I am still laughing at the lollipop girls and the 2:1 Ratio at the construction centre, even if in the reality it gets easily 4:1 ratio.
If you read this message and you are from a so called poor country, Goodle how to get white card in Australia, come here, do the Traffic control job and your life will change forever.
Peace!
Isn't too different from American K-Mart
Except most men don’t sound as “rough as guts” and the majority women don’t sound like “bush pigs”. Only the ones with the five finger discount.
Awesome another upload from the best channel
This legend deserves way more subscribers than he has
You need to do Supercheap auto next, please
good one garn allways a good day with your uploads
A kmart and bunnings warehouse+ IGA or Aldi is all you need in life mate
We're getting close to the funny numbers in the subscriber count boys
get us to the funny number!!!
“Thanks so much, and Fuck You”. Perfect.
THE GLASSES DROP 😂😂😂
Can’t be too safe!! 😂😂
Mate your a fucking legend everything you say is 100% true
The Bintang tank is the most essential garment
then the video pans over to US Kmart: GET ME THE FUCK OUTTA HERE
New Garn video mates!
"Kmart Sells Everything"
Also Kmart: Removed Video Games In 2015
Video games, DVD players etc removed ages ago, yet I still get customers asking where they are quite regularly
I’ve actually been going to Kmart my whole life! It’s basically my my place to go when I go out shopping!