Every Kmart Worker Ever... | Garn.

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  • @GarnComedy
    @GarnComedy  3 ปีที่แล้ว +3071

    we left out that every Kmart has at least one single mum just beating the shit out of their kid in the toys section.
    we couldn't find a kid to beat up for the vid but the point still stands - also pls subscribe we goin for 200k!

    • @loot1811
      @loot1811 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      You can beat me up!

    • @jdz6376
      @jdz6376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      beat me up

    • @GenericaQwerty
      @GenericaQwerty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      JAHKXSYN NO PUT THAT BACK OR I SWEAR I'LL TELL SANTA YOU'RE A NAUGHTY SHIT

    • @jdz6376
      @jdz6376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@GenericaQwerty LMAO

    • @blueberreez2289
      @blueberreez2289 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      that is so true lmao

  • @dovcotten4027
    @dovcotten4027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2545

    Mate I've never seen ONE of these things actually used for coffee, they chop up well tho so I can see why there's almost a cult following of Aussies who love their kmart grinders

    • @codossgames7115
      @codossgames7115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      5 star review, best damn grinder on the market

    • @mrsynical8725
      @mrsynical8725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Theres a wireless one now, with a battery

    • @KazNDS
      @KazNDS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      @@mrsynical8725 fuark
      shits futuristic now

    • @C0MPLICIT
      @C0MPLICIT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I have extras just incase they stop selling them. Best grinder on the market mate.

    • @lilkr8844
      @lilkr8844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Threw my scissors away along time ago

  • @RpgedSniper
    @RpgedSniper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    Can we appreciate garn sneaking into all of these places with the proper uniforms, all while staying clear from actual workers and security.

    • @monaroboy124
      @monaroboy124 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Nah mate, ol' Murph is legit. He just comes up with new busiess ideas.

  • @emcat4919
    @emcat4919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1675

    As a Kmart employee, I honestly cant disagree with this.
    The security is really great (:

    • @peterbrown8767
      @peterbrown8767 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Fuck Kmart

    • @Arcticc04
      @Arcticc04 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      as someone who has stolen from kmart, i agree

    • @larrylongprong5219
      @larrylongprong5219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      It’s usually some old boiler at the door eyeballing ya.

    • @humble7447
      @humble7447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      can agree

    • @jackdanielsization
      @jackdanielsization 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I once had a kmart seccy looks thru a bag of acquired goods, and pull and and accuse me of stealing the *one* thing in that bag kmart didn't stock. Was priceless

  • @mitchyoza14
    @mitchyoza14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1359

    We gotta give Garn credit for getting all these jobs just to quit after he finishes making the video. Respect 👌

    • @sketch-R
      @sketch-R 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      It's really just a series videos about how fucked unstable temp jobs are in Australia at this point.

    • @GarnComedy
      @GarnComedy  3 ปีที่แล้ว +623

      i know ur joking but some people are gonna read this and think we actually go get a job at these places hahaha

    • @yasminemccoy6047
      @yasminemccoy6047 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      I work at this exact kmart, he does NOT work there lmaooo

    • @mitchyoza14
      @mitchyoza14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      @@yasminemccoy6047 Yeah cause he already Quit when you had your day off mate 😉

    • @richardknows6763
      @richardknows6763 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      We should be talking about all the innocent people he's had to root/murder to get all these uniforms.

  • @Pete-vz5uj
    @Pete-vz5uj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +439

    My best memory of school work experience was working at Kmart. There storage area for what goes on the shop floor is the size of the store. I rode a bike around. Found a Snickers box so ate like 10. Slept somewhere. Rode more bikes. Got glared at by the manager. Had more Snickers. Good times.

    • @Vivix__
      @Vivix__ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      My mates brother also worked at Kmart. He would grab a handfull of those sticky little figures and throw them onto the ceiling and they would be stuck up there for weeks. Must be fun working there

    • @imking7160
      @imking7160 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Slept half a shift once then spent the next 2 hours looking for trolleys, god I miss that job

    • @ameliamay5112
      @ameliamay5112 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Really? Cause the size of the storage at my store is the size of a fucking match box 😤

    • @rexman971
      @rexman971 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Vivix__ Don't give me ideas lol

    • @istyleonu
      @istyleonu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thats crazy, my uncle has all the same stories of stealing, sleeping, and playing with all the shit in there, and that was like 40 years ago when he was a teen in the states.

  • @MrBellboy55
    @MrBellboy55 3 ปีที่แล้ว +526

    Gotta do The Reject Shop next Garn. That shit would be comedy gold.

    • @rllahoai
      @rllahoai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      YES!

    • @patricklauer4452
      @patricklauer4452 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The reject shop is basically a wasteland lmao

    • @DrCoomer_1
      @DrCoomer_1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Reject Shop is so scuffed

    • @zayburnell
      @zayburnell 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I always get rejected there so that's why it's called the reject shop. I stay away from it

    • @cavanray6742
      @cavanray6742 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      There's so many he could do. Servos, car salesmen, Coles/Woolies, brickie, painter, driving instructor, list goes on.

  • @hazdra1896
    @hazdra1896 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    As a Kmart Employee, who did Click-and-collect for a lot of the lockdown period. I can confirm that at least 10 percent of orders were some sort of coffee grinder, minimalist house decoration, or a pet bed, and half the time you can't even find it for over 10 minutes in the right section. Because there are just so many orders.

  • @Tazza81
    @Tazza81 3 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    Speaking as someone who worked at Kmart 20 odd years ago I can entirely relate to this. My specialities were causing the tills to crash by scanning items to quickly, going awol collecting trollies (i.e. disappearing for half the shift to have a spliff or two) and accidentally stuffing up the Christmas lay-by's by forgetting to put down what was on each pallet in the warehouse.

    • @trolliixz9595
      @trolliixz9595 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Mate my shift at target consists of greeting cunts at the door, letting them leave without checking their shit, taking an hour to collect trolleys, sitting in a small spot I have found that no customers or staff go to and sitting in the toilet.

    • @Bomber679
      @Bomber679 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@trolliixz9595 Like a spot in the store? Where in the store don't the customers go? Buggers go everywhere

    • @SpencerLemay
      @SpencerLemay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@trolliixz9595 I worked at American K-Mart and I made a fort out of furniture boxes in the layaway area (i guess in Australia they are lay-by's?) to look at my phone, won regional employee of the quarter anyway. Our registers were beige tanks from the year 2000 in the year 2014, constantly crashed.
      One time I was at the loading dock with a buddy and we were standing by the computer so I drew a dick in the dust for laughs, then I hit ctrl+up on the keyboard to flip the view upside down. We kept talking and I forgot to reset it back. Next day was truck day AND the regional manager was coming for an inspection. He sees the monitor with a dick drawn on it propped upside down with a broom so they could read it to fill out the shipment! Makes them clean every monitor in the store.

  • @suthobay1621
    @suthobay1621 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "Attention all Kmart shoppers: we just got a truckload full of cheap Chinese shit that's gonna disintegrate after 6 months"😂😂😂

  • @MrNatewhatley
    @MrNatewhatley 3 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    The only thing ever disappointing about these vids.....is what feels like eternity waiting for the next one to come out cause ya know it's gonna be awesome and you just can't wait

    • @aiden-5924
      @aiden-5924 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      100% agree. But quality over quantity!

    • @iliketurtles5122
      @iliketurtles5122 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      U could join patreon

  • @Moonayyy
    @Moonayyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    "Here at Kmart, were pretty big on safety, I mean oh&s and all that, mainly because there was just too many people comin and gettin a job at Kmart and pulling a shelve down on top of themself on the second day, ya know gettin on the compo"
    Fucking hell sounds like a good plan

  • @TBG.61
    @TBG.61 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Now remember kids, everything is free at k-mart as long as security doesn’t see you (their blind) or run after your. (Majority don’t have legs)

    • @BigManBilliam
      @BigManBilliam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What about their blind?

    • @raccspoons7549
      @raccspoons7549 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I have a long lanky friend who works as security. You could probably just go through him tbh

    • @kerribassett5995
      @kerribassett5995 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@BigManBilliam The fact that this probably went right over his head makes it even funnier.

    • @ciara2837
      @ciara2837 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      just be careful of the old ladies, for some reason they are always on to you (one of my managers is an old lady and she always catches people stealing... if you see her following someone you know to stop and check bags)

  • @bleachftw04
    @bleachftw04 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Just the way he says “compensation” kills me every time 😆

  • @axxed1288
    @axxed1288 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    As someone that works at Kmart, I can confirm this video is 100% accurate

  • @kramericaindustries65
    @kramericaindustries65 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I remember working in retail and teenagers would come in asking for scales that measure grams to 2 decimal places. Bunch of potheads. They went to the same school as me so I knew what they were after before they asked

    • @zerox756
      @zerox756 ปีที่แล้ว

      How the coppers can draw up a short list of potential drug dealers

  • @casperdaghost6686
    @casperdaghost6686 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I just started working there this week. I'm sure this video will show me the Kmart experience.

  • @liamarbuckle2970
    @liamarbuckle2970 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "I've got a particularly heavy box"
    Oh no way, that sounds like something my mum would say

  • @StansGrandson
    @StansGrandson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    They're killer "coffee" grinders.
    You're not gonna find a better mix chopper for $14. Had mine 5 years and still goin' strong!

    • @Timelapse1398
      @Timelapse1398 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Now I feel the need to get one.

    • @marleneholloway7775
      @marleneholloway7775 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Why don't you buy coffee all ground up.

    • @humble_frog
      @humble_frog 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@marleneholloway7775 marlene these are for chopping buds and ripping cones love

    • @Alex-gp1fz
      @Alex-gp1fz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same as how my gf has a pink vibrating “makeup remover”. Kmart knows what they’re selling

  • @ShamalamaPwnge
    @ShamalamaPwnge 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    As an American, it is incredible to see that you guys still have Kmarts.

  • @frankbeans5921
    @frankbeans5921 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I remember when I was a kid they had the mixed lollies section where you’d go and mix n match your own container of lollies. Good times. Now it’s all pre packaged crap.

    • @fasterThoughts
      @fasterThoughts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same, wonder why they got rid of it

    • @Korn45678
      @Korn45678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@fasterThoughts Because you'd walk in pretending to drink from an empty maccas cup and fill that. Dunno how many gummy snakes I squashed into that, chuck some maltesers on top for good measure. Ahhh the 90s.

    • @frankbeans5921
      @frankbeans5921 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Korn45678 yep they sold by the cup not the weight, so if you could squeeze it in you could tack it home haha

    • @JB-vd8bi
      @JB-vd8bi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I remember this at target too

    • @mitchellfitzgerald1817
      @mitchellfitzgerald1817 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ddue, I fucking miss those days!!!!

  • @CorridorOfMirrorsRemixes
    @CorridorOfMirrorsRemixes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2:25 LMAO! This is just comedic perfection! Absolutely well done! :)

  • @DxmonArcher
    @DxmonArcher 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I'm questioning how he gets all the outfits- it's amazing

    • @Wojtek_-oz4mt
      @Wojtek_-oz4mt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Well employees take their uniforms home, so he'd only need to find someone to borrow it from.

    • @Tony-112
      @Tony-112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      From K-Mart.

    • @loafofbread9400
      @loafofbread9400 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You dont think do you

    • @DxmonArcher
      @DxmonArcher 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@loafofbread9400 idk if Ur say that I'm dumb or Ur trying to make a joke with me

    • @loafofbread9400
      @loafofbread9400 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DxmonArcher the fact that you even ask that question

  • @death3073
    @death3073 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Now we need a video on every Christmas lunch in Australia!

    • @nova-in9oh
      @nova-in9oh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      its just a bunch of premade meals and desserts from coles or woolies, and the occasional pavlova

    • @death3073
      @death3073 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nova-in9oh yup

  • @yesitbends
    @yesitbends 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    heres some video ideas! love your vids by the way, they make my day!! Every BigW Worker, Every Coles Worker, Every RedDot Worker, Every Reject Shop worker, and last but not least every MYER worker

  • @tosh4461
    @tosh4461 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    This short length content feels heaps better than dragging on smaller jokes with it, straight to the beat with good shit mate keep it up. Have a good one and fuck ya

  • @callumeddy
    @callumeddy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Every Kmart worker has dreams of leaving Kmart to do something they enjoy just to still be working there for the next 15 years

  • @thisismyname8627
    @thisismyname8627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    The Patreon supporters sound exactly like the list of every substitute teachers request to get students to sign their own names. Fuckn love it

  • @belle4953
    @belle4953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    The safety thing is very accurate. It is so annoying when you are trying to do ANYTHING. You can't just pick up a piece of glass, no, no, someone has to stand there and protect the breakage site while another team member tries to find a dustpan (we have like sixty on the shelves but you're not allowed to use one) so someone has to aimlessly wander around out the back. WHS must cost Kmart so much money.
    But hey, I can't complain about the pay. $39 an hour on public holidays. Yes pls!

    • @ThatRollerCoasterNerd
      @ThatRollerCoasterNerd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      and the gloves... when ever you need to do anything the gloves have to be involved. Wollies have their pallet jacks used by normal employees, we can't even use a H-Cage without gloves

    • @Speedojesus
      @Speedojesus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Whereas at Target I've literally knocked a glass off a shelf while carrying shit right in front of customers and just swept that shit up in less than a minute
      manager never heard a fuckin thing

    • @socks2441
      @socks2441 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you what? $39 an hour. damn. what is it on a normal workday though?

    • @belle4953
      @belle4953 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@socks2441 depends on your age, but generally you take how old you are and subtract one. I'm 18 and get paid $17 an hour.

    • @socks2441
      @socks2441 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@belle4953 thats interesting, im 32 and only get 27, and i service safety equipment for the navy, police and army (and other customers) i have also been at this job 6 years. minimum wage is now 20 and will be 21.50 next month. it was 11.50 when i got my first job 12 odd years ago. i think i should quit and go work at kmart, lol.

  • @gacha_hamilton0437
    @gacha_hamilton0437 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "a lot of walking around aimlessly with a pricing gun avoiding customers" I've been caught out

  • @Christoff070
    @Christoff070 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I cannot give enough thumbs up for the writing insights and acting skills for this

  • @JB-vd8bi
    @JB-vd8bi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Coles and Kmart used to have near the same exact uniforms. Karen throwing down at me not helping in Kmart when I worked at Coles was priceless

    • @deanchur
      @deanchur 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Got a formal complaint at K-Mart once because I didn't help a lady at the front desk...even though I've never worked it in my life and I told her I wouldn't be able to help her if I tried.
      I was stuck in lay-by and the dock, of course I'm not gonna know how the front desk works.

  • @hykeaa6401
    @hykeaa6401 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Why no one talking about 1:10 that shit has me dying 😂

  • @yourlocalranga
    @yourlocalranga 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    as a Kmart worker this is 100% accurate

  • @JamesMerlaut
    @JamesMerlaut 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Kmart at this point should just rebrand that coffee grinder and embrace reality.

  • @zCrucial
    @zCrucial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    wake up babe new garn upload

  • @extremelyvividcardgames7890
    @extremelyvividcardgames7890 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    As someone who works at Kmart this isn't even over-exadurating

  • @Niko69420
    @Niko69420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Back in my dads era, they used to sell actual firearms and ammo at his local Kmart, it’s in the old catalogues as well.

  • @alwaysright3718
    @alwaysright3718 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I used to sell guns and bullets in the 80's at K-mart...

    • @freeman10000
      @freeman10000 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I remember that. Back in the day as a teenager in Penrith I can remember Kmart selling ammo. I can also remember them selling interesting stuff like telescopes.

    • @Mattb81
      @Mattb81 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep. Back when it was a good shop. Now it’s just all cheap junk home decorating crap

  • @FightYourCouch
    @FightYourCouch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm watching all these for the first time. They have been a bit of joy in a dark time in my life, thanks boys.

  • @mrtang9401
    @mrtang9401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Something I've always wanted to know of how you avoid getting sued by all these businesses, it's enviable.

    • @TheKnobCalledTone.
      @TheKnobCalledTone. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's probably because Bruz doesn't work there lol

    • @mrtang9401
      @mrtang9401 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheKnobCalledTone. HAHA, maybe if he maybe ball bag key chains he may be in trouble eh?

  • @xlvex5714
    @xlvex5714 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I watch every one I have of these and u have done my job now :) gotta love this

  • @deankotsi5996
    @deankotsi5996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This safety worker has had more jobs in the past year than the queen has been Alive for. ✊🏿

  • @Rainbowgrrl
    @Rainbowgrrl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Freshly ground coffee” well yeah so even Kmart knows huh. Love how you got your painters pants as part of your Kmart uniform

  • @elijames2625
    @elijames2625 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Make a blooper compilation for all these videos, we all need it!

  • @shanedcc4334
    @shanedcc4334 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Mate this is absolute gold. You’re a bloody legend

  • @axotenko
    @axotenko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Kmart has everything u need tho-
    want pens? They got it
    headphone set with fox ears for kids? They got it (i actually found one once)
    want a whole jar of lollies? Theres a whole fricking shelf

  • @benjaminrdoyle
    @benjaminrdoyle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “It’s probably all in the same aisle” - fk me, perfect haha

  • @deanchur
    @deanchur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Worked at K-Mart back in the day. Staff from the floor would go and steal customer's Christmas lay-bys from the mid-year sale to give to another customer so when lay-by customers came to the store at Christmas time to pick it up they'd be missing items. That was GREAT fun...
    Also can remember slinging fridges over my shoulder, it was good being young and strong lol.

  • @missbliss3089
    @missbliss3089 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    😂 this is gold
    I'm a team member at Kmart
    Have a few things to add
    That one guy in the backfill room that knows where every item is
    That same group of teens who keep putting shaving cream all through the store
    When you finish your refresh section, call for it to be checked and they somehow find all these items you missed
    Expected to finish a returns rack in half an hour and you can't find where anything goes
    Oh and all day everyday
    It says it's in stock online but it's not on the shelf
    Karen's who want to speak to a manager
    Attending the same huddle everytime you do a presentation shift listening to the same speech by the manager

  • @moey6942
    @moey6942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Finally he did Kmart 😂😂

  • @devilsdingo8760
    @devilsdingo8760 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    i am 90% sure this country would have gone through at least 5 civil wars if not for Kmart and it being open 24/7

    • @kay4829
      @kay4829 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Where is this magical 24/7 Kmart you speak of?

    • @avalonfey
      @avalonfey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      24/7 Kmarts exist??!

    • @izzy_haines
      @izzy_haines 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@avalonfey my local Kmart is open 24/7

    • @avalonfey
      @avalonfey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@izzy_haines I'm honestly jealous hahaha

    • @izzy_haines
      @izzy_haines 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@avalonfey don’t be, you lose too much money in there 😂

  • @soupypolopek2036
    @soupypolopek2036 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    always a good day when this bloke uploads 💯

  • @Brentos07
    @Brentos07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Awesome another upload from the best channel

  • @Monkey2004v
    @Monkey2004v 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love your videos please upload more

  • @EnderRequiem
    @EnderRequiem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    never thought about but holy shit kmart does have everything

    • @brycem0
      @brycem0 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kmart is the home of the ~ Bogans Bargain Basement

  • @reubnn
    @reubnn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    imagine people chucking a sook over the outro of a video they just don't need to watch if they dont want to. great video as always :)

    • @smeegle
      @smeegle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      its an algorithm thing, most will click off during the name reading, causing a sharp drop in retention and therefore causing youtube to stop recommending the video so much because they want them to stay for the endroll ads

  • @nathanielmcneal5835
    @nathanielmcneal5835 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That loud speaker store announcement was just to true.

  • @nathanhurd4951
    @nathanhurd4951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I swear how does this guy have a uniform for literally everything

  • @jackl9726
    @jackl9726 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As a Kmart Employee this is dead on 100% accurate

  • @pizzawashere8940
    @pizzawashere8940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Lmao I work in retail, it really do be like that, aimlessly walking around. Sometimes I do feel like helping people, other times I'm like nah fuck I don't wanna talk to people today I'm gonna stock shelves all day

  • @mrniceface
    @mrniceface 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    As a former Walmart employee, the bit about avoiding customers is spot on. Anyone with even a shred of intelligence doesn't need to ask you where things are, so the ones that do are the dumbest of the dumb, and will waste an hour of your time forcing you to look for some specialty random item they could have bought on amazon or something.

    • @calsavestheworld
      @calsavestheworld 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why do they put the goddamn paper towels next to the pet supplies on the opposite end of the store from the scrub brushes?

    • @mrniceface
      @mrniceface 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@calsavestheworld Paper towels are with toilet paper and cleaning supplies, I don't know what your Walmart is smoking.

    • @calsavestheworld
      @calsavestheworld 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mrniceface Well the pharmacy dispenses medica marijuana. Probably that.

  • @izzy_haines
    @izzy_haines 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My local Kmart only lets you buy the coffee grinders at the service desk 😳

  • @mikeschmidt4800
    @mikeschmidt4800 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is a blast from the past. Haven't seen a Kmart in half a decade.

  • @n00bF0Sh0
    @n00bF0Sh0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I live in Wisconsin, US, and I haven’t seen a Kmart since the early 2010s. I thought they went bankrupt and went out of business 😂

    • @nicchiavella2466
      @nicchiavella2466 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same name but different company that’s not connected to the Kmart from the USA. Kmart Australia have tried there luck in the USA with a store called ANKO.
      But I’m not sure if it’s still there.

    • @pacadet
      @pacadet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nicchiavella2466 ANKO was on a very limited trial here in the US. I believe it was only in Washington state (which was very heavy handed with lockdowns) which killed them off in short order during 2020.

    • @maxwalker3207
      @maxwalker3207 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nicchiavella2466 Not connected anymore, they originally were the same company but they split sometime in the 90s

  • @Twitch_Moderator
    @Twitch_Moderator ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Ohhhh Ohhhh!!!!
    i'Ll hAvE tO gO oN...
    compensation." 😎
    🤣😂🤣

  • @rileyhandby5394
    @rileyhandby5394 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    As a worker at target this applies the exact same hahaha

  • @abshassan
    @abshassan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    HAHAHA I have that lamp at 1:00. It's awesome.

  • @gregsb3454
    @gregsb3454 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I was in Kmart the other day and you are spot on wrt the cheep Chinese crap on the shelves

  • @moonlight_frost_3682
    @moonlight_frost_3682 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As a kmart worker, can confirm trying to avoid customers

  • @davewhitefield2033
    @davewhitefield2033 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I have wondered why these coffee grinders are never in stock .
    Who would risk getting caught over $20

    • @xXSinForLifeXx
      @xXSinForLifeXx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Its not just them being stolen it's also because they are purchased by alot of stoners aswell.

    • @nickyhyde4238
      @nickyhyde4238 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thats another stick to buy, mummys pocket money doesnt grow on trees

  • @themythwithin4161
    @themythwithin4161 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    get this man to 200k. Hello from down in Melbourne mate.

  • @TBG.61
    @TBG.61 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I would ask for you to do big w workers but it would be about the same as this.

  • @yak4168
    @yak4168 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    good one garn allways a good day with your uploads

  • @brycem0
    @brycem0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Everyone will be Dumpster Diving at Kmart. As someone found boxes of in date, blocks of Chocolate. What else do they throw out, that is perfectly ok?....😀

  • @BOB-wx6sb
    @BOB-wx6sb ปีที่แล้ว

    WE ABSOLUTELY LOVE YOU OVER HERE IN THE STATES MATE, PLEASE PLEASE KEEP THEM COMING.

  • @technostr1keforce536
    @technostr1keforce536 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is a brilliant channel you absolute legends I can 100% relate and cannot wait for the next video! Keep it up🤣

  • @couldntholdacandle6681
    @couldntholdacandle6681 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol more like they are running around putting things back on shelves and the security isn't hopeless.Thank you very much.

  • @liam-ashton1
    @liam-ashton1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hey mate I saw a video of yours that was about lynx Africa for Christmas what happened to the video?

  • @THICCTHICCTHICC
    @THICCTHICCTHICC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My local Kmart deadset has a 80 year old man doing security. He's always sound asleep in a chair when I'm there

  • @themindboggler8055
    @themindboggler8055 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This guys resume must be impressive.

  • @trakz1499
    @trakz1499 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Working at Kmart, I legit get paid to walk around and follow eshays and scare them

  • @tf2_only
    @tf2_only 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    it's a good day when garn uploads

  • @datapoint6859
    @datapoint6859 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    No one knew why I wanted a coffee grinder as my prize for our highschool walkathon. I'm happy to keep it that way.

  • @PoisonPython
    @PoisonPython 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    What happened to the lynx africa?

  • @misskarinaleigh
    @misskarinaleigh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yess! Garn uploads make my day!

  • @loveisallthatexists
    @loveisallthatexists 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ah mate, this takes me back to age 12, dressing rooms, giggling and stealing bras and gstrings with the girls

  • @sleepysteev2735
    @sleepysteev2735 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This video gave me a hearty chuckle! Thanks from the States ❤

  • @theAG24show
    @theAG24show 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I was so thrown off since Kmart doesn’t exist in the US anymore. Weird to see it still breathing in Australia

    • @F1rstNameLastName
      @F1rstNameLastName 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kmart is the Walmart of Australia. Kmart in the US and Kmart in America actually have absolutely nothing to do with each other despite the brand itself being almost identical.

    • @xXSinForLifeXx
      @xXSinForLifeXx 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah like the other guy said they are totally different companies

    • @shaytrueblueaussie
      @shaytrueblueaussie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@F1rstNameLastName Kmart USA and Kmart Australia at the very beginning were under the same company if I’m not mistaken.

    • @pacadet
      @pacadet 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@shaytrueblueaussie You're exactly right. They were originally a joint venture with US Kmart and an Aussie company. They've been separate since 1978. Target Australia, on the other hand, is just a nearly direct ripoff with the stores having no affiliation *ever* with the US Target. I've always been amused by that.

  • @VT97Calais
    @VT97Calais 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Farkin hooray! Another Garn video about time ✊👍😀

  • @lexman8678
    @lexman8678 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    What happened to the lynx Africa video?

  • @coastaku1954
    @coastaku1954 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    As a Canadian that loves to cross border shop, it's weird seeing a Kmart still open

  • @blue3975
    @blue3975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    As a trolley boy... im sad you didn't mention the lack of trolley collection on Kmart's part....

    • @BrosefDudley
      @BrosefDudley 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      My local Kmart almost never has any trolleys

    • @nicchiavella2466
      @nicchiavella2466 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🙄🙄🙄🙄

  • @potato1907
    @potato1907 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Kmart everywhere else: 1 dolar per year
    Kmart Australia: *_legit RICH_*

  • @marvelfan7754
    @marvelfan7754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The one vivid memory I had of Kmart, was when they put a announcement over the speakers, and they forgot to turn it off….we then heard some other….things going on-

    • @nicchiavella2466
      @nicchiavella2466 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love his announcement.
      I so wish I could say that on the speaker at Kmart.

  • @theromanorder
    @theromanorder ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I never knew how many new Zealand things are actually Australian

  • @shailushai365
    @shailushai365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    as someone who works in compensation, I can confirm all the compo jokes are fuckin accurate

  • @fasteddie4905
    @fasteddie4905 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Found this Hilarious 😂 some of it is so true keep up the great work Cheers from Linda

  • @simisup5423
    @simisup5423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    For who ever watch this guy from overseas and had never been in Australia, I want to tell you this guys is extremely accurate.
    I am still laughing at the lollipop girls and the 2:1 Ratio at the construction centre, even if in the reality it gets easily 4:1 ratio.
    If you read this message and you are from a so called poor country, Goodle how to get white card in Australia, come here, do the Traffic control job and your life will change forever.
    Peace!

    • @SpencerLemay
      @SpencerLemay 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Isn't too different from American K-Mart

    • @HGCUPCAKES
      @HGCUPCAKES 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Except most men don’t sound as “rough as guts” and the majority women don’t sound like “bush pigs”. Only the ones with the five finger discount.

  • @nicktroisi6347
    @nicktroisi6347 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    “I’ll have to go on COMPENSATION”
    😂😂😂😂