"Are you preparing to eat me, because that is unnecessary!" I lost it 😂 This is like all my favorite "Humans are Weird" posts in one script, I love it!
I stayed behind to cover the retreat of the innocents under my protection. I hope they made it to the fleet and made their escape. The rescue is appreciated, but I need to make it to the rendezvous point!
2:31 Why do I even bother trying to survive anyway? Nobody is coming back for me... there's no more canned food left and earth's soil is completely sterile. Nothing will grow. 3:01 It's been 5 days without food now... and my body... feels heavy... All my efforts gave me is a slow death from starvation. Oh well... At least die cold. This slumber will likely be my last... I have no regrets. 5:21 You came here to finish me, didn't you? I'm too malnourished to fight back... I can barely raise my pistol... at this point, I'm so weak that I could just be hallucinating... but on the off chance that you are real, I only ask that you finish me swiftly. 5:50 You're 2 weeks too late. The attack was devastating and effective, only a few thousand of us remained... they left me to die, so that my species could escape and survive... I'm the last of my kind here.
This made my eyes leak a little. Imagining my planet being devastated, but then hearing that some of us are being rescued and our species will survive.
@@rightwing3940 I just asked ChatGPT because I was wondering about that. (It might be wrong tho... like who actually knows...) Its answer was: The minimum number of humans required to survive to rebuild civilization without facing severe inbreeding issues is a subject of significant debate among geneticists, anthropologists, and population biologists. However, a commonly cited figure is around 160 individuals. This number provides a sufficient genetic diversity to avoid the immediate negative effects of inbreeding and allows for a stable population growth. Key Factors: Genetic Diversity: Maintaining genetic diversity is crucial for the health and viability of a population. A small population can lead to inbreeding, which increases the risk of genetic disorders. Population Structure: The way the population is structured and managed also matters. Ensuring that the survivors form a breeding population with equal representation and random mating can help maximize genetic diversity. Demographic Stability: A population of around 160 individuals would likely be composed of a balanced number of reproductive-age men and women. This balance is essential for sustaining a steady growth rate and maintaining genetic health. Supporting Evidence: Founder Effect Studies: Historical data from isolated populations and founder effects suggest that a minimum of 160 individuals can provide sufficient genetic variability to avoid severe inbreeding problems. Computer Simulations: Genetic and demographic models often use figures in this range to simulate population survival and recovery, indicating that populations of this size can maintain genetic health over generations. Conservation Biology: In conservation efforts, a similar principle is applied. The "50/500 rule" is often cited, where 50 individuals are needed to prevent short-term inbreeding, and 500 are required for long-term genetic stability. While humans are more complex, these numbers provide a basis for understanding minimal viable population sizes. Considerations: Genetic Bottleneck: The population would still undergo a genetic bottleneck, which can have long-term effects. However, the initial size of around 160 helps mitigate the most immediate genetic risks. Cultural and Technological Knowledge: Besides genetic factors, the surviving population would need to retain sufficient knowledge and skills to rebuild civilization, which also influences the number of required individuals. Environmental Factors: The ability of the population to thrive will also depend on the environmental conditions and resources available. In conclusion, while there is no universally agreed-upon number, a minimum of around 160 individuals is generally considered a reasonable estimate to avoid severe inbreeding while rebuilding civilization. This number ensures a foundation of genetic diversity and demographic stability essential for long-term survival and growth.
Reading the description, I thought this audio would be something like Cardassian speaker/ Bajoran listener, Centari speaker/ Narn listener, Emperial speaker/ Wookie listener,...etc. But she turned out to be a middle party, and an adorable one at that. Good job Juniper! LOVED IT!!!😊❤👍
during the comfort for distress you forgot to say "there, there" Here is a like and comment to help your channel grow and get you the recognition you deserve.
Her: "Long story short... Capitalism. There's a very rich company that specializes in military grade weaponry that exists many galaxies over from here. This company has started bribing politicians to start needless wars so they can sell their arms more frequently. Recently, they signed a deal with the Haydarian government to only buy weapons from them..." Me: "Oh, so it's cronyism!" Her: "Crony-whut?" Me: "Cronyism. Sorry, human political language can be convoluted. Capitalism is when the government stays out of the economy save for to prevent bad actors from abusing people's rights or denying them access to participate in the local economy. Cronyism is when the government takes an active role in the economy by making deals with favored companies for what they perceive to be mutually benefi--are you ok? You're looking a little... purple." Her: *under her breath* "Am I rescuing a human politician?" *Silently thumbing through the rumors of soulless, greedy human politicians in her memory* Me: "No, just an informed citizen. I'd swear I'm not a politician, but that's exactly what I'd expect out of a politician." "Also, I don't swear."
Thanks for the upload sir Juniper! Truly otherworldly. weird question, Is revenge genocide still bad? because im absolutely willing to declare glory to humanity and serve em up a gonecide they never will forget because if we miss a couple then theyll breed a couple more and soon we'll all be hating twice as many as before. the Xenos can never be as good as human kind, a more delightfull species then us you'll never ever find. only two hundred humans isnt very good, theres basically no chance for their to be enough survivors of any given culture for any of those to survive, especally without cultural artifacts.
@@JuniperJusticeASMR if you want total destruction, yes, but if you want a more precise result then just "glassing" everything is not the way to go. Doesnt help if the enemy cant respond and you wont know if your weapon is strong enough against a real enemy. But I enjoyed your audio a lot. A continuation certainly could be interesting. =)
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"Are you preparing to eat me, because that is unnecessary!" I lost it 😂
This is like all my favorite "Humans are Weird" posts in one script, I love it!
I love that trope 😊
I love that trope too. I think it gives us a bit of perspective. What's normal for us could be absolutely ridiculous to someone else.
I mean it's true. Humans are weird.
I stayed behind to cover the retreat of the innocents under my protection. I hope they made it to the fleet and made their escape. The rescue is appreciated, but I need to make it to the rendezvous point!
Ooh, I see her recruiting Old Man Anakin to her organization to help with future rescue missions.
"are the emotions you're feeling good ones or bad ones?"
Yes.
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Omg came here to say that.
2:31 Why do I even bother trying to survive anyway? Nobody is coming back for me... there's no more canned food left and earth's soil is completely sterile. Nothing will grow.
3:01 It's been 5 days without food now... and my body... feels heavy... All my efforts gave me is a slow death from starvation. Oh well... At least die cold. This slumber will likely be my last... I have no regrets.
5:21 You came here to finish me, didn't you? I'm too malnourished to fight back... I can barely raise my pistol... at this point, I'm so weak that I could just be hallucinating... but on the off chance that you are real, I only ask that you finish me swiftly.
5:50 You're 2 weeks too late. The attack was devastating and effective, only a few thousand of us remained... they left me to die, so that my species could escape and survive... I'm the last of my kind here.
This made my eyes leak a little. Imagining my planet being devastated, but then hearing that some of us are being rescued and our species will survive.
I am glad I could make your eyes leak. 💖
Yeah we would need a minimum of 40000 to survive or our species would die off from inbreeding...
@@rightwing3940 we just integrate and take over other species through breeding. XD
@@rightwing3940 I just asked ChatGPT because I was wondering about that. (It might be wrong tho... like who actually knows...) Its answer was:
The minimum number of humans required to survive to rebuild civilization without facing severe inbreeding issues is a subject of significant debate among geneticists, anthropologists, and population biologists. However, a commonly cited figure is around 160 individuals. This number provides a sufficient genetic diversity to avoid the immediate negative effects of inbreeding and allows for a stable population growth.
Key Factors:
Genetic Diversity: Maintaining genetic diversity is crucial for the health and viability of a population. A small population can lead to inbreeding, which increases the risk of genetic disorders.
Population Structure: The way the population is structured and managed also matters. Ensuring that the survivors form a breeding population with equal representation and random mating can help maximize genetic diversity.
Demographic Stability: A population of around 160 individuals would likely be composed of a balanced number of reproductive-age men and women. This balance is essential for sustaining a steady growth rate and maintaining genetic health.
Supporting Evidence:
Founder Effect Studies: Historical data from isolated populations and founder effects suggest that a minimum of 160 individuals can provide sufficient genetic variability to avoid severe inbreeding problems.
Computer Simulations: Genetic and demographic models often use figures in this range to simulate population survival and recovery, indicating that populations of this size can maintain genetic health over generations.
Conservation Biology: In conservation efforts, a similar principle is applied. The "50/500 rule" is often cited, where 50 individuals are needed to prevent short-term inbreeding, and 500 are required for long-term genetic stability. While humans are more complex, these numbers provide a basis for understanding minimal viable population sizes.
Considerations:
Genetic Bottleneck: The population would still undergo a genetic bottleneck, which can have long-term effects. However, the initial size of around 160 helps mitigate the most immediate genetic risks.
Cultural and Technological Knowledge: Besides genetic factors, the surviving population would need to retain sufficient knowledge and skills to rebuild civilization, which also influences the number of required individuals.
Environmental Factors: The ability of the population to thrive will also depend on the environmental conditions and resources available.
In conclusion, while there is no universally agreed-upon number, a minimum of around 160 individuals is generally considered a reasonable estimate to avoid severe inbreeding while rebuilding civilization. This number ensures a foundation of genetic diversity and demographic stability essential for long-term survival and growth.
i think i heard this scrip somewhere else, but this is peak. 4/4 very nice.
Thank you! It's a good script.
I really enjoyed this! Please make a sequel to continue this story.
I will do more like this in the future. I do love Turt1eShark's comfort scripts.
I would love to see a part 2 where the human corrects certain mistakes in the pamphlet
That would be fun
That would be fun.
I was not prepared for how wholesome this would be!!!❤❤❤❤❤
Turt1eShark is always wholesome!
This is where the fun begins 😊
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Legit did start crying when we were told we weren’t the last human. I was immersed lol.
Aww, this was wholesome, well done!
Thank you! 😊
i NEED a part 2 🙏👉👈
please more , this audio is so wonderful
I do a lot of scripts by this writer, so I'm sure I'll do something similar in the future!
I feel safe, thank you
I'm glad!
Damn, this was adorable. Well done!
Thank you!
Reading the description, I thought this audio would be something like Cardassian speaker/ Bajoran listener, Centari speaker/ Narn listener, Emperial speaker/ Wookie listener,...etc. But she turned out to be a middle party, and an adorable one at that. Good job Juniper! LOVED IT!!!😊❤👍
With the way she described sleeping i would their kind almost confused us for possums
@@ethandkp1750 I see what you mean.🤣👍
Ha, the next video is a bit closer to those Enemy Mine vibes. (Damn, I'm late answering comments.)
@@JuniperJusticeASMR I knew you wouldn't forget us. I just figured IRL was keeping you busy.😊
This was quite the adorable audio..given everything that it suggests. Thanks for another wonderful upload Junipers. See you later Space Cowgirl
Haha, Space Cowgirl is next week 😉
"To put it simply: Capitalism"
*sigh* Yeah. It all comes back to that, doesn't it?
Thank you for filling my script! I LOVE all your little additions!
It's a great script!
I loved playing this character! So eager to help, even if she doesn't quite know how.
during the comfort for distress you forgot to say "there, there" Here is a like and comment to help your channel grow and get you the recognition you deserve.
Thank you for the feedback, human! I will incorporate this into future attempts. 😊
The zone is a complicated system of traps and they are all deadly
Nobody goes back the same way they came.
@@JuniperJusticeASMR indeed now come sit by the fire I have sausages ready you have had long journey fellow stalker
Thank you for rescuing me!!!!
Always!
Now I want you to star in "the day the earth stood still".
Dream come true~!
😊this was so cute
Thank you 😊
That was very cute
Thanks! 😊
Her: "Long story short... Capitalism. There's a very rich company that specializes in military grade weaponry that exists many galaxies over from here. This company has started bribing politicians to start needless wars so they can sell their arms more frequently. Recently, they signed a deal with the Haydarian government to only buy weapons from them..."
Me: "Oh, so it's cronyism!"
Her: "Crony-whut?"
Me: "Cronyism. Sorry, human political language can be convoluted. Capitalism is when the government stays out of the economy save for to prevent bad actors from abusing people's rights or denying them access to participate in the local economy. Cronyism is when the government takes an active role in the economy by making deals with favored companies for what they perceive to be mutually benefi--are you ok? You're looking a little... purple."
Her: *under her breath* "Am I rescuing a human politician?" *Silently thumbing through the rumors of soulless, greedy human politicians in her memory*
Me: "No, just an informed citizen. I'd swear I'm not a politician, but that's exactly what I'd expect out of a politician."
"Also, I don't swear."
Unfortunately, they do often go hand in hand.
@@JuniperJusticeASMR I'm a politician but a good one
Thanks for the upload sir Juniper! Truly otherworldly.
weird question, Is revenge genocide still bad? because im absolutely willing to declare glory to humanity and serve em up a gonecide they never will forget because if we miss a couple then theyll breed a couple more and soon we'll all be hating twice as many as before. the Xenos can never be as good as human kind, a more delightfull species then us you'll never ever find.
only two hundred humans isnt very good, theres basically no chance for their to be enough survivors of any given culture for any of those to survive, especally without cultural artifacts.
Maybe the aliens will open an earth museum.
See Superman could've used someone like you
“To put it as simply as possible…capitalism”
Ah, that explains everything actually.
That is what it all comes down to.
I know this premieres in 2 hours but I'll not deny you a pre-upload comment (been busy). This sounds cool already. CAN'T WAIT!😊♥️👍
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Banger
Thanks 💖
How do you test weapons if the enemy cant respond? XD
I mean...technically weapons don't require a response.
@@JuniperJusticeASMR if you want total destruction, yes, but if you want a more precise result then just "glassing" everything is not the way to go. Doesnt help if the enemy cant respond and you wont know if your weapon is strong enough against a real enemy.
But I enjoyed your audio a lot. A continuation certainly could be interesting. =)
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