Alien Girl Eats Human Cookie That Aggresively Arouses Her | HFY | A Short Sci-Fi Story
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- Alien Girl Eats Human Cookie That Aggresively Arouses Her | HFY | A Short Sci-Fi Story
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Now cookies will be sold by cookie dealers in Lyrian back alleys.
Right next to the packs of 'Trojans'.
black market cookies made in black market bakeries
@@BatalionHunter black bakery sales are BOOMING after this info dropped
Imagine getting "hard time" over a cookie😂
@@markshasteen4579 Hey, uh, you wanna buy any deathsticks?.... I mean cookies!
starts singing: "C is for cookie, that's good enough for me!"
"Coochie Coochie Coochie starts with C."
"C is for 'Completion', that I've waited for so long!"
Cookie Monster "Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum!"
They got married and had 200 earthaliens.
i thought you said earthmover, i was abouta make a V1
Nice litter😝
That’s in the next chapter ‘Alien girl eats Captain Crunch’
I heard "Dr. Alex Mercer" and just thought, "Whelp, he made it to space, it's all over."
I caught that too
as someone who doesnt know the dire problems of one 'Dr Alex Mercer' getting into space perhaps you can enlighten me into this potential villain? i am indeed assuming he is such a character right?
@@YoLo-bb2vc Only a "villain" in the sequel to his own story, which I personally feel deserved better writing. The shortest possible answer: an unholy viral fusion between the strength and speed of the Hulk, the shape-shifting, regeneration, and "dietary preferences" of Venom. And to make it even harder to even know where such a scary monster might be, he gets access to the memories of those he consumes, and can take their appearance. He got caught in a nuke and walked it off before the sun came up. He has a temper thirty miles wide, and doesn't play nice with others. He also can unleash his virus across all vectors for massive loss of life at any time, as well causing as a viral zombie situation and more like himself all in one.
Nobody wants this monster in space.
@@Blindluck92 so basically what your describing is based on the macro-virus theory which states that any virus or bacterial cell or fungal spore can under extreme situations evolve past the microbial level and become a macro-virus and thus is essentially a multi celled virus making it a million times more deadly than its microbial cousins! such a virus if it was even a thing would easily wipe all life on any planet it spawned on due to the fact it would be using other lifeforms as incubation hosts for more of its kind in a sick parasitic way of propagating its species. more over each new generation of the virophage lifeform would inherit the hosts DNA along with the base virophage DNA making it more adapted in imprinting itself on more of that lifeforms hosts along with the potential of becoming more advanced to due to the blending of hosts and virophage DNA thus could potentially become more resistant to methods of countering it!
this guy sounds like he got the rough end of the stick and could potentially no longer be classed as a sentient form of life but now classed as a type of Virophage lifeform as what you described are many of the attributes a macro-virus would exhibit.
basically imagine a floating macro scale virus cell of Covid-19 escaped the Wuhan lab and started to attack mankind because of its singular desire to spread and propagate itself. in this scenario we would have all been wiped out within 6 months and all life on the planet within 2 years at best and all that is left is a strange twisted evil form of life that's whole purpose is to propagate itself into new hosts and expand its domain. the good part is even if a virus as to go macro it is highly and unlikely to evolve into a sentient form of life but if the conditions were possible that a sentient virophage based lifeform escaped into the galaxy and beyond it would effectively be a VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY BAD ENDING to the universe simulation as such a pest would become uncontrollable, very quickly and be adapting just as quickly and quickly becoming an unkillable pest by pure numbers more than anything else.
does this sound like the same kind of threat this Dr Alex Mercer is?
@Blindluck92 summed up in a neat package of why this creature is terrifying. In fact, the Inquisitors told me of an assassin they created that sort of reminds me of Alex Mercer. I wonder if theres any correlation?
"The humans have made it to space....let the rizzing commence"
Facts 😂
For some reason i don't doubt humans will do that 😆
I like the 'rizzing' notion if civilized E.T.s do not laugh , ill-natured as they are naturally . "Rire est le propre de l'Homme", would have said Rabelais , but aren't mammals supposed to have mammary glands as a privileged feature ? Extraterrestrials with nipples or boobs has always seemed funny to me .
D'autre part tout le monde aime les bébés , les chiots , les chatons , lapereaux mais qui aime les bébés scorpions ?
@@williamdargelas5585 why would space aliens having boobs and nipples seem weird to you? The space aliens are more likely to have at least one boob and at least one nipple for nursing their young, they could indeed have more than one boob and more than one nipple of course also for nursing their young.
Lyra the Lyrian... really? And a professional would not have use "your kind"... Did he just slip her a cookie with Ecstasy?... lol... the old "isolation room with a bed"... sure... And did Alara just politely blackmail Lyra and Alex? All this tension, when all they had to do was GET MARRIED...
Who else thinks "scifi guy" isn't a person, but a program?
me
you would be correct. Alot of these videos like this are just AI scripts generated and put up, which is why most of them really don't make much sense lol
@@JustinMcGee-be8fu Yeah, many these days want likes/subscribers but they don't want to actually put any real effort into things.
most hfy is ai now
All a bunch of A.I. Garbage at this point
i guess they misunderstood what arouse means
Right
I was kinda hoping the human enjoyed an alien cookie.
or sex😂
If we remove the cookie it may turn into a hot vore romance story XD
>Alien Girl Eats Human
Or is she eating a human that was turned into a cookie?
According to Star Trek protocols the Alien would take total responsibility for their consumption of the cookie. It would hardly be a source of interspecies conflict since the Lyra would already be warned about eating food outside of their standard and assigned regimen. This whole story is preposterous because it turns Lyra into a victim when it was really her responsibility to accept the risks when sampling food unfamiliar to her alien diet. There's just too drama involved here, interspecies relations involve the sharing of culture one aspect of which could involve sampling of alien food within informed and safe limitations.
There's nothing preposterous about this AT ALL.
First of all, the story makes it clear that there were already extremists trying to start a war. They just used misinformation about "Cookiegate" to further their extremist agenda.
Secondly, how is this any different than our current reality where extremists use things as harmless as 2 people wanting a wedding cake, or people wanting the ability to vote, or to read the books they want, or people wanting access to healthcare, to turn everything into a cultural war where, if people are allowed these simple freedoms, it will destroy society & bring Godless, Communist chaos.
Violent extremists don't need real issues to start a war, they just need enough ignorant fools to believe enough big falsehoods to create enough fear & divisiveness.
We're basically living this sci-fi story right now, & not just in the U.S. Fascism based on lies & propaganda is on the rise around the world. Just a few examples are Hungary, the Philippines, Israel, France, & Germany. One of the few places moving AWAY from fascism (FINALLY) is Great Britain, where the Labor Party just won a landslide victory over the Conservatives.
Unfortunately, this story is not only NOT preposterous, it's the current situation of our world.
That's according to Star Trek protocols though. You're applying human morals. What if the aliens feel that it's the responsibility of the person supplying something to make sure it doesn't harm the people they supply?
@@nmmrg Very true! Plus, Lyra already mentioned the Lyrian attitude about comsuming mind-affecting substances; accepting full resonsibility might reflect very badly, and unnecessarily, upon her, and affect her mission and position.
Yeah....different sci-fi story and their protocols are stupid anyway. They whine endlessly about not interfering yet the first mate fucks everything he can (or the captain if you like shitty acting). The fact is no one anywhere would have any idea how aliens would act in ANY situation. They are alien in thinking as well as everything else. The best part is that you whine about there being too much drama but mention Star Track right off the bat as if that shit wasn't made to be a drama set in space. Dude over here acting lie he OWNS sci-fi LOLOLOLOLOL Let me guess, you watched Back to the Future once and whine about different time travel concepts LOL
"Dr. Alex Mercer. Hm.... Prototype?
Shewww...good thing he did not give her a double Dutch ice cream parfeit.
Godiva/Hershey's/Big Cocoa: Yo, I'm about to fuck some shit up.
And you thought that _Giving a Mouse a Cookie_ caused problems.
A mistake like this…is all it takes for a misunderstanding
This must be why the darkside always has cookies.
Let this story be a lesson to young men out there. Don't share your cookie with a strange girl. You never know if a war will breaknout.
There's no way that I'm going to not click on something with this title bro. Like, what? I gotta know what the heck is going on here.
At first I thought you said "Dr. *Frank* Reynolds.
I had to rewind and do a double take!
Babylon 5 vibes
Someone ate a “special cookie”, freaked out, and wrote a SciFi story about it 😅
Just don't stand between the Martian Manhunter and his chocos.
Would you mind posting the recipe for that cookie 🍪? I’m an earthling but it’s worth a try.
Btw, did this alien girl have big, pointy ears too.
ALLLLL that....over a Chocolate Chip COOKIE???!!! wOW!
This was nothing but Babylon 5
Anyone massively disappointed there was ZERO, very intense interspecies anatomy lessons?
Some serious missed opportunities for spice and humor in this story. The catalyst was glossed over too quickly and barely described from the Lyrian pov meanwhile the “intrigue” was monologued externally from that third party voice of god (the author). It was a framework for a story and not the story itself. It comes off as a student synopsis to a teacher requesting input on whether or not it’s actually worth writing. Great premise with lots of promise but needs serious fleshing out. Rather than being told what’s at stake, it should be “shown” so the listener/reader comes to understand it as the characters do. Best of luck with future projects. I’d love to listen to a fleshed out, rewritten story based on this synopsis.
This is because the whole thing, story, image and all, is AI-generated. Probably Claude I would say. Eventually they'll get there, but for now nothing beats a human writer.
Must be AI written, awful
dude wtf is this? some random ai generated image and a random made up on the spot story to go with it?
enjoy your stories wish you wouid write were a skunk get on board a alien ship
hmmm, roofied by bettycrocker
😂😂😂
I was promised a blue nymphomaniac and all l got was a cultural festival and a peace anthem.
I thought that within the narrative there was the story of the mingling of two different species and a new species that will make take its parents species to the next level of humanoid evolution on the cosmic scale
The cookie that shook the very foundations of political and interspecies relations throughout the Milky Way Galaxy!
Xylothorine, found naturally in human crops? This would have been so much more authentic if they just stuck to something actually real, like cane sugar ....
I bet that story was written decades ago I'm familiar with that writing style from when I was young.
Did you just eat my last chocolate chocolate chip doughy chunk cookie
Alex Mercer?
Oh no.
Why are all the females in these space stories named (Lyra) someone liked MY little pony also all these years I thought they where called roofies not cookies
Probably the theobromine in the chocolate.
Now, tell me where is the sequel published on literotica.
Ah yes, more clickbait titles. There was 0 arousal in this story.
all of this guys titles seem to have misleading titles
So their People have ancient treaty nobody but her remebers?
Yo man! What prog ya use ta make that pic?
Avatar obsession
The writing in this story is terrible. I wasted a few minutes of my life listening to this, don't make the same mistake I did.
And then they didnt ****
Martin Nancy Thomas Karen Lewis Patricia
Anderson Edward Thompson Laura Davis Jason
Miller Sandra Young Jose Allen Betty
Moore Jessica Young Michelle Wilson Betty
Lame....
I did not find that cookie aggressive in the least! It wouldn't even rate as 'assertive' to me personally, but I admit I have been using cookies so long I do have some tolerance built up. Particularly the white chocolate raspberry from Subway, with its perfect chewiness and almost improbably zestiness, was a BIG problem for me. I lost months and months to that cookie's diabolical enslavement.
And where exactly is the "aggressive arousal" in this story??....oh, right...they mean political arousal then....whatever.
she didnt get aroused. it was more like a caffeine overdose. 😂
went from architect to diplomat hahah
Technically it is correct, but colloquially it is not...
This joke is so fuc*ing awesome, why is it not pinned XD
Mercer: Cookie?
Lyra: Thank you.
***5 minutes later***
Alarms blaring "WARNING WARNING WARNING, All males return to your rooms and lock the doors"
Lyra chasing Doc down the hall with hearts in her eyes.
😮 O FUCK!
All of this...over a god damned cookie!?
I mean, we've seen it over far less in high schools.
it could be worse, at least it wasn't a brownie
@@penguin84101 no no no... the weed is in the daytime brownies.
Let’s not forget that this was an alien who likely has a different digestive system than ours. What might be delicious to us might be toxic to them. Like how dogs can’t eat chocolate.
Chocolate is a good example, there is also the spicy flavor, which is not actual flavor but a chemical induced burn sensation, meant to be poisson, also yummy for humans
War of the Cookies. Dreadnaught "Cookie Monster", SpecOps Fighter"Chips", Supply ship "Milky Tea"
The Assault Carrier "Cookie Jar", Destroyer "Crunchy", Supply Ships "Flour" and "Baking Soda"
Task Force "Girlscout": Cruiser "Biscuit", Cruiser "Der Keks", Cruiser "Galleta", Frigate "Shortbread", Frigate "Pfeffernusse", Frigate "Oreo", Frigate "Snicker-doodle", Frigate "Peanut Butter", Supply Ship "Oatmeal Raisin", Supply Ship "Animal Cracker"
Pulls out my cook book...."Time to make some money" 😁
I'm wondering; why are all of the other aliens in the background of the picture, look like aliens and Lyra looks beautifully human?
They only look like what we have been told aliens look like
Shhh... just give her a cookie.
They did say Lyra's race was rare there. I'm more curious about the serious lack of men in the ranks of the aliens though. The poor things have a severe lack of options. No wonder they're all looking at the guy. 😅 Even if he is human. Lol
100%
Because boning down with an sentient bug or other non humanoid alien tends to be viewed poorly with many.
"My name is Alex Mercer. Some call me a monster, a terrorist, I am all of these things"
Well, thank goodness he didn't offer her a cinnamon bun.
Ugh don’t remind about the last time that happened.
Did nobody learn anything after Martian Manhunter from DC ate Oreo cookies? Do not feed aliens cookies, period!
Okay, as a DC fan I have no idea what you are talking about and am about to investigate this.
@@Stronghand-yw1lk Look up 'DC Comics Chocos'. For licensing, DC could not call them Oreo's. Was a bit of shenanigans involving Booster Gold and Blue Beetle trying to prank J'onn that went horribly wrong. During the Final Crisis event, Batman would leave a single Choco on J'onn's tomb.
note to self 'If going to space take lots of chocolate'
😂 right 🤦🏻♂️
😂 right 🤦🏻♂️
😂 right 🤦🏻♂️
In reality, if the psychoactive effects of chemical compounds was known and in a database, a corresponding list of foods to avoid would have neen made available and such an incident would never occur.
The Cookie War.
...a song comes to mind.."I DID IT ALL FOR THE COOKIE! YEAH!? THE COOKIE! YEAH!"😁
It's I did it all for the nookie yeah the nookie yeah so you can take that cookie and stick up your
This story feels as though no emotion and little thought went into creating a feasible story line . Quite predictable and small experience therein. Possibly written Via an A. I.
This story was a bit far fetched and absurd...but hey they celebrated with a festival sharing each other's cuisine...how logical after a cookie caused it all.
And then Alex finally got him some of that fine blue kitty - the end 😂😂
Pfft. All that and no pancakes for the protagonists.
When the story doesn't end in a kiss :(
Now, what kind of cooke did he slipped her?
The most diabolical of all.
Chocolate Chip. 😅😂
Ah ha, with high cocoa chocolate chips
I think I'm confused. Other than the one or two lines mentioning being aroused. I'm not sure I understand the title. Like...these two didn't even kiss.
A 30 minute story and only 2 lines that had anything even vaguely to do with the actual title. 😂 Even drugged out with a alien version of viagra, this chic didnt actually do anything "aggressive" at all. Lol
This author really likes the name "Lyra", eh?
Why are all pretty alien girls blue with pointy ears.
space elves
Alex mercer???? Ain't he the guy from prototype?
It's said in the corridors of power alex and lyra engineered this situations to advance their careers, one will never know what really transpired between those ambitious love birds.😉
Oh well... the romantic interlude never ensued. I guess "bad cookie nixes rad nookie."
Why is it that I see other videos with the same title but from different hosts? I have noticed this many times since I started listening to these audio stories. Who is the original author and who is the copycat?
these storeies are pulled from reddit/royalroad ect. Not from a youtuber. They should credit original author though
@@sphhwk are some stories fully AI generated or just bad author if the story is strange?
These stories are generally picked up off of Reddit. Same with fanfics.
@@tmacm2237 Ones that arent ai generated, usually credit an author. If they arent crediting an author thats so much worse.
Title is deceptive "Arouses her" is quite specific and was not the story at all. Nothing
arousing came of it.
WHAT Arousal?
This is actually both amazing and also fantastic story. 😂
seriously get a life hopefully
Imagine if she was a Turian... For f sake! Never eat alien food 😂
Will McDaniels has several great YT video's about the topic.
Cooking BBQ for alien friends. Preparing a holiday meal for Aliens. Trying alien fruits.Trying candy's from the dark dimension. Making a salad with Possessed Vegetables.
Lyra basically dropped acid rather than taking the pink pill challenge, I read the description and was half expecting a scifi version of Fifty Shades of Gray rather than the scifi story told and apparently written by a computer courtesy of the several changes in the spelling of poor Lyra's name and the accompanying image giving Lyra blue eyes rather than green by someone who apparently hadn't read what was written (the lack of spellchecking also being a clue to the person in question not reading it)
The captioning looks as if the story was written, read by a text-to-speech program, then converted back to text by a separate speech recognition program.
I kind of thought there should have been at least some heavy petting. You know, as a way to improve "diplomatic" relations.😅
Seriously? The Lyrian Cookie Crisis? The Lyrian Cookie War?
The alien girl grabbing the cookie, she's pretty.🩵
Girl Scouts: Time to sell some cookies! 😂
This sounds a lot like Babylon 5
And then the Marines showed up...
Decidedly not horny and thrown into a dull national treasure quest for peace plot after cookie causes a minor reaction
just love stories being told by AI in monotone for 30+ minutes.
Lyra the Lyrian…? That's... creative…
Who the hell gave Mercer a space ship
Next week, he's taking her out for a meal and drinks 😳
With this title, I was positive it was going in a different direction...
Cookies ( pluse ( + ) chocolate ❤ ( Equal ( = ) viyagra love Rizz story
😂😂👍
(halfway through the video) damn! that must be a really good brand of cookies!