How It's Actually Made - Coffee

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  • Coffee is the most highly traded commodity in the world after oil. Find out how most people get their caffeine fix with this video
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  • @Inspectre11
    @Inspectre11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4769

    "Brewing up a cup from coffee beans is very similar to cultivating someone's personality. The longer and more intensely they're roasted, the darker the outcome will be." Very true and a very funny way to word it.

    • @joelvelez78
      @joelvelez78 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      LMAO my dude Hugbees coming out the gate with the solid jokes.

    • @rkwatchauralnautsjediparty7303
      @rkwatchauralnautsjediparty7303 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Jada Pinkett-Smith has left the chat.

    • @satyambehera413
      @satyambehera413 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      312 likes and 2 replies???

    • @satyambehera413
      @satyambehera413 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ahem* three replies*

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@satyambehera413 You mean four replies

  • @blablabla7796
    @blablabla7796 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12001

    If Huggbees ever gets popular enough, he might make enough money per video to have a team make “how it’s made” style videos entirely for the purpose of how it’s really made videos.

    • @Tokito935
      @Tokito935 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Pretty sure he doesn't get money from videos

    • @J242D
      @J242D 2 ปีที่แล้ว +288

      @@Tokito935 lol what? He has over a million subs not to mention a sponsor in this video?

    • @bossyoutuber0052
      @bossyoutuber0052 2 ปีที่แล้ว +264

      @@J242D The How its Actually Made get demonitized for copyright usually.

    • @MomDoer-qc7iw
      @MomDoer-qc7iw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      @@bossyoutuber0052 that doesn't remove the paid promo bro

    • @jksmellie
      @jksmellie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      @@J242D Yeah, he has the sponsor cause the videos either get downright removed or immediately demonetized because the corporate hellscape that is TH-cam has no fucking concept of fair use. He'd probably get better results from having a Patreon, too, honestly.

  • @DangleBlampy
    @DangleBlampy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1799

    For April fool's you should do a video where the intro never actually ends, just 5 minutes of the same shots of whatever product you're showing with the explanation getting more and more in depth

    • @SkyRied1
      @SkyRied1 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@jacknapier8201
      Let's hear them.

    • @gabiferreira6864
      @gabiferreira6864 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That would be amazing lol

    • @liu6740
      @liu6740 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It was YOU!

    • @DangleBlampy
      @DangleBlampy ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@liu6740 whadido?

    • @liu6740
      @liu6740 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@DangleBlampy There's an April Fools video exactly as you described on the channel lol

  • @TKsMantis
    @TKsMantis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +570

    Skinner, You call them steamed beans despite the fact they are obviously roasted.

    • @timetrnr7380
      @timetrnr7380 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I was waiting to see if others got it!

    • @OptimusSubPr1me
      @OptimusSubPr1me 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      It's a filling machine expression

    • @weeabootrashpanda3910
      @weeabootrashpanda3910 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@OptimusSubPr1me seriously underrated comment

    • @gaargy1
      @gaargy1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@OptimusSubPr1me Genius!

    • @hypegroup1218
      @hypegroup1218 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@OptimusSubPr1me Oh no, not in Rinsany. It's a fillingmachine expression.

  • @dantetheocelot
    @dantetheocelot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2899

    Huggbees: "the beans are then shaken to piss them off"
    me: "huh, that sounds familiar."
    Huggbees: "after being filtered through a cage of starving refugees for cleaning, the coffee beans enter a roasting machine"
    me: "are they the same ones from the chocolate factory?"
    Huggbees: "Yes, they are, you big fucking nerd."
    god damn it.

    • @beepthemeep12
      @beepthemeep12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Me too bro. Me too

    • @agalerex
      @agalerex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Does that mean this is mint coffee chocolate?

    • @dantetheocelot
      @dantetheocelot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@agalerex no, he's talking about the refuges used to clean the beans.

    • @agalerex
      @agalerex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@dantetheocelot i was trying to make a reference to a different video :(

    • @icewolf4640
      @icewolf4640 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      nerd

  • @andriod5160
    @andriod5160 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4947

    A minute of silence for the farmers and their families who lost their lives due to the mayors tyranny

    • @erumabo
      @erumabo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      It's a very rough situation here in CR, luckily elections are this year!

    • @XSniper74184
      @XSniper74184 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      F

    • @shawbros
      @shawbros 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      10 minutes

    • @ostland_staat2356
      @ostland_staat2356 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      F

    • @Pynkfoxx_
      @Pynkfoxx_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🥴🤣🤣🤣

  • @warnerreid8146
    @warnerreid8146 2 ปีที่แล้ว +606

    “Perfect for transporting cherries, beans, and bodies”
    That went from 0 to 100 real quick

    • @gabrielpineirogarcia2078
      @gabrielpineirogarcia2078 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Agreed. Beans?!!

    • @serketenglish5963
      @serketenglish5963 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hello, you must be new here.

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@gabrielpineirogarcia2078 Beaned

    • @SlightSmile
      @SlightSmile 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gabrielpineirogarcia2078..

    • @DEATHSIMBRACE
      @DEATHSIMBRACE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Right? Who the hell transports cherries in the same bag as their bodies?!?

  • @crazyJman80
    @crazyJman80 2 ปีที่แล้ว +722

    "Fuck it, coffee's made. The end."
    Most of first thing in the morning.

    • @Xidification
      @Xidification 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The best part of waking up is "Fuck it, coffee's made. The end" 😂

    • @praneelprasad5042
      @praneelprasad5042 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      im seeing this at 8:18AM and im moar awake cause of the sheer irritation in the last minutes of the vid......damn
      9:12 onwards.....

  • @YouOnlyIiveTwice
    @YouOnlyIiveTwice ปีที่แล้ว +126

    That lazy river rant at 3:13 was pretty much my conscience every time I go to a water park

    • @Reactiontime6000
      @Reactiontime6000 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Good point if that was the time it happened at 😭

  • @davidjsaul
    @davidjsaul ปีที่แล้ว +105

    I love how his cadence is so professional you honestly might not realise this is a piss take if English was your second language

  • @jameshunt4097
    @jameshunt4097 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1858

    You should show how instant coffee is made. That's a completely different process altogether. The coffee is made into a liquid and then sprayed into a freezing cold room via micro sprayers to snap dry it into the dissolvable product we all take for granted

    • @seiyuokamihimura5082
      @seiyuokamihimura5082 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      If you can drink instant, you obviously don't like coffee.

    • @wealthybone2990
      @wealthybone2990 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@seiyuokamihimura5082 What? How?

    • @IAmTheGoblin
      @IAmTheGoblin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      @@seiyuokamihimura5082 There are MANY parts of the world where fresh brewed coffee just isn't a practical option. Those places are where you'd be likely to find instant coffee drinkers. It's incredibly easy to take these small things for granted.

    • @IAmTheGoblin
      @IAmTheGoblin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      @@wealthybone2990 that individual lives a very priveleged life and has never bothered to travel or otherwise experience a life outside of their own personal bubble that is their own little world. Just a simple query on your preferred search engine will be enough to explain why fresh brewed coffee is nowhere near as common as one may have you believe.

    • @thatoneuberedsoldier4505
      @thatoneuberedsoldier4505 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      @@seiyuokamihimura5082 who are you, the coffee police

  • @ArloeMew
    @ArloeMew 2 ปีที่แล้ว +556

    The "steamed beans" joke was beautiful

    • @abelq8008
      @abelq8008 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Im from Albany and I've never heard that expression.

    • @TheDevilchilly
      @TheDevilchilly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      you steam a pretty good bean

    • @EthanMitch
      @EthanMitch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@abelq8008 oh not in Utica no, it’s an Albany expression.

    • @RobPryme
      @RobPryme 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Aurora Borealis?

    • @microTrash28
      @microTrash28 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      It makes for an unforgettable luncheon.

  • @PeppermintSpikes
    @PeppermintSpikes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6175

    Hello Huggbees, Pedro's boss here, if he ever is caught doing that again, it won't be just the beans going in the grinder, thank you for informing us.
    [REMOVED BY SIMON S]

    • @ashchisalleh1454
      @ashchisalleh1454 2 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      Nooo dont body Pedro!... Put the father one instead.!!!

    • @PeppermintSpikes
      @PeppermintSpikes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +273

      @@ashchisalleh1454 Its too late now.

    • @grotus5549
      @grotus5549 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Wanna like, but it's at 69 right now. Too nice to like.

    • @C_to_the_S
      @C_to_the_S 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      It won’t be his liver, will it..?

    • @ricooess8144
      @ricooess8144 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Username checks out

  • @server642
    @server642 2 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    “Kerfloganized” and “Fuck it. Coffee. It’s Made. The End” took me out 😂
    Also I believe the taste tester was hired upon answering ‘yes’ to both “do you love coffee?” and “do you want to hate it?” (the latter because it’s not recreational/hobby tasting; it’s all gonna taste relatively the same for the whole career there).

  • @fellasinparis8561
    @fellasinparis8561 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    7:47 Employee Here! Huggbees forgot one detail about the future tellers, They also predict many which celebrity will die of a drug over dose that is about 60% wrong most of the time!

  • @LarnrothSDergan
    @LarnrothSDergan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +587

    *"Pedro's Father gives the beans a soft touch as well as a tender kiss to let them know that everything will be okay"*
    Huggbees got me again with that drippy script again 😂😂

    • @Noasphere
      @Noasphere ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't know why Pedro's father did that. But I don't like it.

    • @sevenseven9496
      @sevenseven9496 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Noasphere Awww, that's too bad---I love it when Pedro's father kisses me!

  • @laurabeane8862
    @laurabeane8862 2 ปีที่แล้ว +408

    "The fingernail grime adds to the flavor"
    That's the secret to artisanal bread, as well 😄

    • @oxide9679
      @oxide9679 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The REAL secret to artisanal bread is that it pisses on itself

    • @laurabeane8862
      @laurabeane8862 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@oxide9679 idk. You are what you "eat" or you are what you "swallow" makes me sound like a Bizarro Morgan Freeman on cheap Meth

  • @hilotakenaka
    @hilotakenaka 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3131

    I know this video is likely filled with interesting facts and wacky humour, but this will never top Swedish egg coffee
    You know, where you mix whole eggs - eggshells and all - into coffee grounds and mix it into water, cook it over high heat before you let them rest, strain and serve.

    • @TheD736
      @TheD736 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      How does it differ in taste?

    • @Dimas_Lopes
      @Dimas_Lopes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +460

      @@TheD736 they taste like coffee, but with eggs

    • @jamescanjuggle
      @jamescanjuggle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      eggy

    • @ryanscott6578
      @ryanscott6578 2 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      "A coffee egg for your trying times?"

    • @isaak8145
      @isaak8145 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @Don't read profile photo ok

  • @imford
    @imford ปีที่แล้ว +36

    5:35 Well I'm from Utica and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "Steamed Beans"

    • @JustYourLocalNoob
      @JustYourLocalNoob ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Oh no, not in Utica, no. It's an Albany expression.

    • @gwainexe9065
      @gwainexe9065 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@JustYourLocalNoobI see.
      *Om*

    • @jasmineflower2888
      @jasmineflower2888 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      5:40

    • @ajtcj1356
      @ajtcj1356 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Right…

  • @black_platypus
    @black_platypus 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    4:08 freeze frame for Dio "Oh, you're approaching me?" strut pose 😁

    • @hats4pigeons132
      @hats4pigeons132 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I wish I could like this comment more than once. I see it. My life will never be the same.

    • @black_platypus
      @black_platypus หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@hats4pigeons132 😁 aww, what a nice comment! That just made my day, thank you 😊

  • @sillylittleinternetperson3932
    @sillylittleinternetperson3932 2 ปีที่แล้ว +799

    As a certified Coffee, I can confirm this was how I was made.

    • @ByteSizedGamer
      @ByteSizedGamer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I would like but its at 69
      Kim Jong-un needs to stay at 69

    • @jackiejams
      @jackiejams 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Thanks for the info World Leader Kim Jong-Un.

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      As a certified lunatic, I can confirm the voices in my head are telling me this is indeed true.

    • @frownyclowny6955
      @frownyclowny6955 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wait a minute… now I’m not coffee maker, but I’m pretty sure North Korean Dictator Kim Jong-Un is not a brand of coffee

    • @slowery43
      @slowery43 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      as a viewer of his videos, nobody cares what Kim can or cannot confirm, this channel isn't about you

  • @evillecaston
    @evillecaston 2 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    Pedro is just the Hispanic version of Peter the Professional Fondler. In fact, all first-world nations must have their own Peter variant to survive.

    • @DevdevOnYT
      @DevdevOnYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I hear Russia has a Pyotir every factory

    • @dylanwills1138
      @dylanwills1138 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Considering that at one point it the vid Pedro's moustache was mentioned to look kind of fake, it is my theory that Pedro is just Peter in disguise after having been kicked out of the country for exceeding his fondling quota too many times.

    • @DennysMakesMusic
      @DennysMakesMusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Got you to 69 like no need to thank me

    • @OccamAldanis
      @OccamAldanis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This is known as "The Peter Principle".

  • @UmbreonLuv1
    @UmbreonLuv1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    Fun fact: Coffee pulp has been used as fertilizer to help forests grow back after being culled in South America! It's been pretty successful compared to those who don't receive the pulp

    • @KairuHakubi
      @KairuHakubi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      not that forests really need help growing back, generally a forest full of trees is the only thing keeping the many tree seedlings from just shooting right up. but if we can speed up the process, bam. more lumber.

    • @Xidification
      @Xidification 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Another fun fact: used coffee grounds, mixed into the soil, is great for roses. Turns out everyone needs a little pick-me-up now and then.

    • @UmbreonLuv1
      @UmbreonLuv1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@KairuHakubi I think it was for lumber forests, but I'm not sure. I mostly like it since pulp is just a by-product of coffee that usually gets tossed. Here, at least it's being used instead of wasted

    • @SlapstickGenius23
      @SlapstickGenius23 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Coffee is recyclable.

  • @spaceboi1472
    @spaceboi1472 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    6:33 despite the fact that they are obviously grilled

    • @alexlammers6371
      @alexlammers6371 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You know, this coffee tastes just like the coffee commonly narrated by huggbees...
      Oh no no its an old family recipe calling for lost souls and forced labor.

    • @gamingwithjosh7826
      @gamingwithjosh7826 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

  • @kj_09
    @kj_09 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    6:12 the beans are roasted, scooped, kerflogginized
    *long silence*
    scooped again, and turned into four ridiculously large cups of coffee.

  • @starsilverinfinity
    @starsilverinfinity 2 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    "Brewing coffee is alot like cultivating someones personality - the longer and more intensely they're roasted, the darker the outcome will be"
    XD

  • @1_argon_198
    @1_argon_198 2 ปีที่แล้ว +462

    “And it’s waterproof!” Got me laughing, didn’t expect him to show himself in the shower, and didn’t expect him to wear clothes with running water.

    • @socoolyeah
      @socoolyeah 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      IKR THAT GOT ME ROLLING TOO IT WAS SO RANDOM

    • @williamdu5739
      @williamdu5739 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The water coming out of the side of his sunglasses makes it so much better.

  • @alicecarter9672
    @alicecarter9672 2 ปีที่แล้ว +565

    this was a really well done episode! even the sponsor integration didnt feel like it was shoehorned in too agresivly

    • @KairuHakubi
      @KairuHakubi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It definitely throws off the feel of the how it's made video, but it was also so fucking hilarious I couldn't believe it was real.

    • @twinsunianlp7359
      @twinsunianlp7359 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think he not calling out the shameless product placement was a missed oportunity lol

  • @slouchbach4784
    @slouchbach4784 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    andrew is actually unhinged we need BTS of these videos because there is no way he could film this in one go and not burst into laughter in between each heavy funny punchline he does in a long chain of combos. What a fucking legend.

    • @zachanikwano
      @zachanikwano ปีที่แล้ว +11

      For a second I thought you meant he should randomly insert fancams of the k-pop group

  • @euphorazine
    @euphorazine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    2:58 the fingernail grime adds to the flavor

  • @superroboguy998
    @superroboguy998 2 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    "In the house with the mill. Locally, this is known as a Bart Simpson." LMAO best line ever

  • @BDO_Creations
    @BDO_Creations 2 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    Hey, liquid dirt. Nice, thanks for the great documentary. Always wondered how dirt was brewed.

    • @I_worship_AxxL
      @I_worship_AxxL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I want to cut my toenails... NEVER!!!!!!!

    • @somerguy3527
      @somerguy3527 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      These replies are weird

  • @Paul-A01
    @Paul-A01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    I love when we're shown someone sticking they hand in the flow of products. Just to show that anything can happen to your food before it gets to you.

    • @SylviaRustyFae
      @SylviaRustyFae 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yea and one of those anythings that happens to it is cleanin rite before baggin bcuz of that fact.

    • @gabrielpineirogarcia2078
      @gabrielpineirogarcia2078 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Its a power move. Pedro has the power to touch your coffee beans. you can Only rage in anger, for Pedro has already touched them

    • @jacobkern2060
      @jacobkern2060 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Call the police. They can't un-touch your beans

    • @sonicbat0576
      @sonicbat0576 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      the fingernail grime adds to the flavor

    • @stancarlson2995
      @stancarlson2995 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, he could of dipped his bean bag in there. Dirty brown water good for dropping juicy deuce's in. Lol. Just saying it could be worst.

  • @OceanAce
    @OceanAce 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    3:10 Wait are they transporting cherries, beans, and bodies all at once or is each bag holding one thing? I hear dead bodies take away flavor from the cherries as their souls slowly suck out the good coffee vibes.

    • @MoiraeParcae
      @MoiraeParcae 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Separately.

    • @BloodrealmX
      @BloodrealmX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The beans are inside the cherries (both terms are colloquialisms; the "beans" are seeds and the fruits are drupes, not "cherries"), so those are technically together, but the bodies get their own bags because otherwise it cuts into profits.

  • @KVergara
    @KVergara 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    5:24 got me cry-laughing

  • @fishyfish1639
    @fishyfish1639 2 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    "The cherries travel via worm-screw to a pulping machine. A Pulping machine is just a politically correct term for, "Giant Mashing Machine that squeezes the shit out of the cherries."
    😂😂😂😂😂

    • @harlanmcdiarmid
      @harlanmcdiarmid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A fumbus

    • @--TOM--
      @--TOM-- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Are you sure it isn't a filling machine?

    • @fishyfish1639
      @fishyfish1639 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@--TOM-- Hmmm

    • @woffyreal
      @woffyreal 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Don't read profile photo ok

  • @erumabo
    @erumabo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    I'm from Costa Rica and I can confirm every word this man said to be legit, all it's 100% true.

    • @CiRdy34
      @CiRdy34 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Digo lo mismo

    • @pinguinoencuarentena783
      @pinguinoencuarentena783 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tomela

    • @ABlasterCatCD
      @ABlasterCatCD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      damn i guess that if a costa rican says it then it must be true

  • @skyesfury8511
    @skyesfury8511 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    I'd really like to know who discovered coffee. Like how do you go from discovering the plant, pulling the seed out, drying the seed, roasting the seed, then putting the seed into boiled water to create a bitter drink that billions will enjoy for eons? It's not like stumbling across an apple where you see a deer eating and taste test it to see if it's safe.

    • @MrSpeedysam60
      @MrSpeedysam60 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      The legend goes that a goat herder saw that his goats were more active after eating coffee berries and tried them himself.
      So it actually is just like the deer apple thing you mentioned.

    • @normalhuman9878
      @normalhuman9878 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Caffeine is also toxic to many animals

    • @skyesfury8511
      @skyesfury8511 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MrSpeedysam60 That would lead to eating them, though. Not the extra steps of roasting and brewing.

    • @crestraizn
      @crestraizn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@skyesfury8511 They probably experimented a lot to enhance its flavor, although I doubt they weren’t shitting at least twice a day.

    • @username1660
      @username1660 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@skyesfury8511 The extra steps would presumably come about over time as humans refined it into a drink and then into a commercial product.

  • @blucanyon
    @blucanyon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Is it just me or did the worker at 6:40 demonstrate a great way to loose a hand

  • @kj_09
    @kj_09 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    5:41 steamed beans

  • @scumknight6074
    @scumknight6074 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Coffee, the life source of your 20’s

    • @jaseph_1989
      @jaseph_1989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Coffee, the life source of your 20's

    • @r4a2g0
      @r4a2g0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Coffee, the life source of your 20's

    • @FlamingTrashRiver
      @FlamingTrashRiver 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Coffee, the life source of your 20's

    • @AshtynKC
      @AshtynKC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What I thought raspberry tea is life

    • @razerss
      @razerss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@AshtynKC "He knows too much, Send in the cleaners"

  • @mamounajnin2494
    @mamounajnin2494 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    I had 14 cups of coffee in one day I don't know how I'm still alive

    • @brycehardy3129
      @brycehardy3129 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My record is 10

    • @Buggsjustice
      @Buggsjustice 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What kind of coffee was it

    • @lordhelmchen616
      @lordhelmchen616 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      During Finals in school I drank about a gallon of coffee in 4 hours.
      had to smoke half a pack of cigarettes to come down from that trip

    • @1224chrisng
      @1224chrisng 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      well, 14 cups of coffee is known to kill an elephant, so I suppose you'd have to be bigger than an elephant

    • @ryanwallace983
      @ryanwallace983 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@lordhelmchen616 so you added a stimulant to come down from a stimulant? That doesn’t make sense chief

  • @hsemicolonc
    @hsemicolonc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    "Making coffee the second most valuable trading commodity after oil."
    What is it with humans & liquidy black substances?

    • @Dylan781
      @Dylan781 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      maybe it's because they both provide energy

    • @Lobstro
      @Lobstro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Both coffee and oil are ingredients used in making Liquid Black

    • @StuffandThings_
      @StuffandThings_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Dylan781 Time to fill up the car with coffee and drink some oil for breakfast

    • @jwalster9412
      @jwalster9412 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      So what your telling me is if I buy black food dye, and maple syrup, I suddenly have a very valuable item?

    • @jwalster9412
      @jwalster9412 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@StuffandThings_ congratulations, now you have a hyper car, and a (very) slow person.

  • @sham_wow_guy
    @sham_wow_guy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    5:35 you can see the paint worn off over time from beans rubbing it off. Wonder how much leaded paint has been consumed.

  • @theultimatedragonx
    @theultimatedragonx ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Did anybody else notice that the auto-generated captions randomly say "thank you" at 3:39?

    • @Wubbox_Man96
      @Wubbox_Man96 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Crap it’s turning sentient by the way sometimes when I watch a video, when everything is silent andthe captions just say foreign

  • @Silv3rDoodl3
    @Silv3rDoodl3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I love learning about the coffee I just drank

  • @lilythearcticfox
    @lilythearcticfox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    He has blessed us with his very real description of how stuff is made yet again

    • @YokiDokiPanic
      @YokiDokiPanic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Someone should post it to some sort of news website to educate the masses.

  • @zemilkman5450
    @zemilkman5450 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    perfect mix of satire and facts, chefs kiss 😗👌

    • @Lobstro
      @Lobstro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The chef's kiss adds additional flavor

  • @cannnb
    @cannnb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    9:06 yoooo its the Romana Varpe

  • @dontworryimfined6220
    @dontworryimfined6220 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    2:16 oh yes can’t forget the bodies the bodies are a big part of the process most of you I bet did not know

    • @lily-if8ir
      @lily-if8ir 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Well yea that where all the flavor comes from

  • @chaoticcar6231
    @chaoticcar6231 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    9:26
    how coffee, it's made.

  • @user-sb3wh3dd4v
    @user-sb3wh3dd4v 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "The longer and more intensely they're roasted, the DARKER the outcome will be."
    Holy shit! You have a profound insight there buddy!

  • @arcanemagpie6833
    @arcanemagpie6833 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    You would think Finland is the #1 consumer of coffee; but according to anyone that drinks coffee, they claim it to be themselves and their completely unique and never before seen personality.

    • @teemupuumalainen3051
      @teemupuumalainen3051 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes and those same people like travelling and food which makes them extra special.

  • @PHILLYNOFCKSLEFT
    @PHILLYNOFCKSLEFT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    8:44 Disclaimer:
    DON'T

    • @Rainok
      @Rainok 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I would hope that no one is actually stupid enough to try that, especially the second part

    • @carriejames6818
      @carriejames6818 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I did it

  • @tiedyechamp1913
    @tiedyechamp1913 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Frankly, I think Pedro's work is paramount to the taste of the coffee beans, and I really hope he receives a raise for his great work.

  • @mychannelisdiedbyyoutube9632
    @mychannelisdiedbyyoutube9632 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "Testing products before shipping them is a pretty radical concept." - Elon Musk, 2019

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm pretty sure Elizabeth Holmes actually said this first. Just not publically 😕

  • @TheLastArbiter
    @TheLastArbiter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Coffee: a legal psychoactive drug

  • @GolemAvalanche
    @GolemAvalanche 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    6:26 Oh no, they turned into peanuts, now we'll never get our coffee.

  • @petersocha5551
    @petersocha5551 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    2:22 got me ngl

  • @AnotherPhoto
    @AnotherPhoto 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love the repeating and constantly changing shots when he's talking about the beginnings of coffee. It just felt so surreal.

  • @deathsheir2035
    @deathsheir2035 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Holy shit, I legit learned Finland drinks the most coffee per person. I had to look it up to see if he was bullshitting, and who said these aren't educational?

    • @BlastOffer
      @BlastOffer 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Finn here.
      Mondays, right?

    • @poisonsandwich12
      @poisonsandwich12 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BlastOffer Pretty your name is BlastOffer, not Finn, lol. You could only call yourself "Finn" if you're from Finland smh

  • @DullahanKai
    @DullahanKai 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    4:57 Y'all know the rules, all Finns gather around, Sausages are on me.

    • @fatcat1494
      @fatcat1494 ปีที่แล้ว

      TORILLA TAVATAAN

    • @Chinglen2080
      @Chinglen2080 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@fatcat1494Which market?

  • @TripleJumpYTP
    @TripleJumpYTP 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    8:54 damn I didn't know this will be doing this tonight

  • @ammMmmmmmmmmm
    @ammMmmmmmmmmm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m so incredibly pissed that I was today years old when I found this channel.
    Epic. 5 stars all around my dude.
    Much love

  • @olivierduivestein6541
    @olivierduivestein6541 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Someone used this video in their presentation in class

  • @DG88Personal
    @DG88Personal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I choked on my food at 07:59 . Dude that's hilarious!

  • @jackiejams
    @jackiejams 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Thanks for this Huggbees. I am a coffee fanatic, I drink coffee everyday, at least 3-5 times a day. I always wanted to know how it is made, and now I know. Thanks for informing us with true information.

  • @hiiistrex2838
    @hiiistrex2838 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    3:45 I was so sure you were going to say rinsing machine

  • @Patchesbutnah
    @Patchesbutnah ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This has to be my absolute favorite of these videos.
    The calmness while he says the most random, violent stuff makes me just die of laughter. Beautiful content.

  • @Vexxy197
    @Vexxy197 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I was fueled by coffee this morning, 4 cups of it, all until noon when coffee was the only thing I consumed all day, I had a burger at 3

  • @knottheory79220
    @knottheory79220 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "The longer and more intensely they're roasted, the darker the result will be" I DIED

  • @Hushedgnat
    @Hushedgnat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    9:12 watching you spiral into questioning the episode and trying to come to terms with this segment was hilarious

  • @toreole5831
    @toreole5831 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    2:00 okay, but like?? Do fancy packages mean good coffee, or are they compensating for bad coffee by making it look nice??

  • @KingMai
    @KingMai 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    10:06 Coffee Condom

  • @rj31789
    @rj31789 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    4:43 literally the best line in this video

  • @sadistfurret4205
    @sadistfurret4205 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Love the bitter nectar of bean soup in the morning

  • @tendiesoffmyplate9085
    @tendiesoffmyplate9085 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love m&ms. Those are fine looking m&ms

  • @jzargame
    @jzargame 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love coffee

  • @moistheathen148
    @moistheathen148 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    8:20 I love how from this point, he goes from his narrator voice to his normal voice.

  • @ianflakke9983
    @ianflakke9983 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Huggbees went out of his way to give us a 2 for 1 video. That's the kind of man he is. The absolute madlad

  • @sebastiansimon7557
    @sebastiansimon7557 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    0:38 - _“Espresso, a concentrated brew of coffee, gets its name from the words ‘express’ and ‘disco’ due to its popularity at night clubs”_ - Now, you’re very wrong! In traditional Italian espresso shops you don’t sit down to drink your espresso; you stand at a table instead. It’s called “espresso” as in “express activity”. You get in and you get out. I learned this true fact from Jordan Schlansky, associate producer of Late Night with Conan O’Brien!
    (I hope this reference isn’t too obscure to spot the joke.)

    • @poisonsandwich12
      @poisonsandwich12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ya know, Italy reminds me of Olive Garden... the food is SO good, I really wish Italy was real 😢

  • @28ebdh3udnav
    @28ebdh3udnav 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Can't wait for this to be on CNN....

  • @garlottos
    @garlottos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Random coffee story I heard working at Starbucks
    Entomologists that work with cockroaches gain an allergy to them after a few years. Completely coincidently, they also become allergic to Folgers.
    Probably untrue, but I like the story

  • @kkristalist6024
    @kkristalist6024 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Please, can someone please tell me what the word 7:12 means and how to spell it.

    • @MoiraeParcae
      @MoiraeParcae 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don’t think anyone knows.

    • @hardshelledhero2791
      @hardshelledhero2791 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Use the TH-cam captions. They spell it as _kerfloggenized._ i don't know what it means though.

    • @The-Amateur-Magician
      @The-Amateur-Magician 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is not a real word

  • @TheDaftspy
    @TheDaftspy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The work boots stepping on every inch of the coffee beans really adds to the flavor 😋

  • @chantolove
    @chantolove 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    4:27 OOF the bitrate

    • @carriejames6818
      @carriejames6818 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Looks like some shit youd see on a sams club tv lol

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I was watching this video fully knowing that I was watching a HuggBees Video and not an actual documentary. But his narrator voice, casual facts at the beginning, and me putting this in the background made me forget all that. It wasn't until _"And features enough caffeine to kill a full grown Elephant"_ that I snapped back into reality and said _"Wait, that's not right"_ 0:22

  • @CrayfishYAY
    @CrayfishYAY 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Steamed beans was the best part.
    Also, I wonder how the raw cherries taste.

  • @Kenionatus
    @Kenionatus ปีที่แล้ว

    The Millhouse joke was golden. Took me a couple of seconds to get it, but those were well invested.

  • @Roopaloooop
    @Roopaloooop 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Then lazy river part killed me. So friggin good. You sir, are a gift to humanity.

  • @Uncle228
    @Uncle228 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    2:45 hey what the fu-

  • @johnb3937
    @johnb3937 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Wait 1:23 face reveal?! Huggbees a normal dude....? No way....

    • @drfty2915
      @drfty2915 หลายเดือนก่อน

      look at his pfp ;-;

  • @sirpubert8728
    @sirpubert8728 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That hands down was my favorite episode so far.... Keep it up 😉

  • @dylantucker5374
    @dylantucker5374 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how huggbees has an existential dilemma at the end

  • @Thanos_Kyriakopoulos
    @Thanos_Kyriakopoulos ปีที่แล้ว +1

    In Greece we used to have local shops that roasted coffee every morning, and the whole neighborhood smelled like coffee. Such nice memories 😊😢☕

  • @TnT_F0X
    @TnT_F0X 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Excuse me... I found an error in this Documentary.
    8:25 Spent coffee grounds make excellent compost material... so it would make the plants grow better.

  • @trashbug4843
    @trashbug4843 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "According to legend, a goat herder in Ethiopia discovered coffee around 850 A.D." 💀 The video just started man 😭

  • @ImScaredOfOranges
    @ImScaredOfOranges 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I was in Costa Rica last week lol my mom got that coffee (time stamp 1:55)

  • @sebastianbaltodano5026
    @sebastianbaltodano5026 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As a Costa Rican, all I can say is that this video is 1001% accurate and truthful. Thank you for the visibility Huggbees!

  • @4rkain3
    @4rkain3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Watching these while they’re still available.