How It's Actually Made - Coffee
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- Coffee is the most highly traded commodity in the world after oil. Find out how most people get their caffeine fix with this video
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"Brewing up a cup from coffee beans is very similar to cultivating someone's personality. The longer and more intensely they're roasted, the darker the outcome will be." Very true and a very funny way to word it.
LMAO my dude Hugbees coming out the gate with the solid jokes.
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312 likes and 2 replies???
Ahem* three replies*
@@satyambehera413 You mean four replies
If Huggbees ever gets popular enough, he might make enough money per video to have a team make “how it’s made” style videos entirely for the purpose of how it’s really made videos.
Pretty sure he doesn't get money from videos
@@Tokito935 lol what? He has over a million subs not to mention a sponsor in this video?
@@J242D The How its Actually Made get demonitized for copyright usually.
@@bossyoutuber0052 that doesn't remove the paid promo bro
@@J242D Yeah, he has the sponsor cause the videos either get downright removed or immediately demonetized because the corporate hellscape that is TH-cam has no fucking concept of fair use. He'd probably get better results from having a Patreon, too, honestly.
For April fool's you should do a video where the intro never actually ends, just 5 minutes of the same shots of whatever product you're showing with the explanation getting more and more in depth
@@jacknapier8201
Let's hear them.
That would be amazing lol
It was YOU!
@@liu6740 whadido?
@@DangleBlampy There's an April Fools video exactly as you described on the channel lol
Skinner, You call them steamed beans despite the fact they are obviously roasted.
I was waiting to see if others got it!
It's a filling machine expression
@@OptimusSubPr1me seriously underrated comment
@@OptimusSubPr1me Genius!
@@OptimusSubPr1me Oh no, not in Rinsany. It's a fillingmachine expression.
Huggbees: "the beans are then shaken to piss them off"
me: "huh, that sounds familiar."
Huggbees: "after being filtered through a cage of starving refugees for cleaning, the coffee beans enter a roasting machine"
me: "are they the same ones from the chocolate factory?"
Huggbees: "Yes, they are, you big fucking nerd."
god damn it.
Me too bro. Me too
Does that mean this is mint coffee chocolate?
@@agalerex no, he's talking about the refuges used to clean the beans.
@@dantetheocelot i was trying to make a reference to a different video :(
nerd
A minute of silence for the farmers and their families who lost their lives due to the mayors tyranny
It's a very rough situation here in CR, luckily elections are this year!
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Hello Huggbees, Pedro's boss here, if he ever is caught doing that again, it won't be just the beans going in the grinder, thank you for informing us.
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Nooo dont body Pedro!... Put the father one instead.!!!
@@ashchisalleh1454 Its too late now.
Wanna like, but it's at 69 right now. Too nice to like.
It won’t be his liver, will it..?
Username checks out
The "steamed beans" joke was beautiful
Im from Albany and I've never heard that expression.
you steam a pretty good bean
@@abelq8008 oh not in Utica no, it’s an Albany expression.
Aurora Borealis?
It makes for an unforgettable luncheon.
That lazy river rant at 3:13 was pretty much my conscience every time I go to a water park
Good point if that was the time it happened at 😭
I love how his cadence is so professional you honestly might not realise this is a piss take if English was your second language
I know this video is likely filled with interesting facts and wacky humour, but this will never top Swedish egg coffee
You know, where you mix whole eggs - eggshells and all - into coffee grounds and mix it into water, cook it over high heat before you let them rest, strain and serve.
How does it differ in taste?
@@TheD736 they taste like coffee, but with eggs
eggy
"A coffee egg for your trying times?"
@Don't read profile photo ok
"Fuck it, coffee's made. The end."
Most of first thing in the morning.
The best part of waking up is "Fuck it, coffee's made. The end" 😂
im seeing this at 8:18AM and im moar awake cause of the sheer irritation in the last minutes of the vid......damn
9:12 onwards.....
"The fingernail grime adds to the flavor"
That's the secret to artisanal bread, as well 😄
The REAL secret to artisanal bread is that it pisses on itself
@@oxide9679 idk. You are what you "eat" or you are what you "swallow" makes me sound like a Bizarro Morgan Freeman on cheap Meth
7:47 Employee Here! Huggbees forgot one detail about the future tellers, They also predict many which celebrity will die of a drug over dose that is about 60% wrong most of the time!
5:35 Well I'm from Utica and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "Steamed Beans"
Oh no, not in Utica, no. It's an Albany expression.
@@JustYourLocalNoobI see.
*Om*
5:40
Right…
Pedro is just the Hispanic version of Peter the Professional Fondler. In fact, all first-world nations must have their own Peter variant to survive.
I hear Russia has a Pyotir every factory
Considering that at one point it the vid Pedro's moustache was mentioned to look kind of fake, it is my theory that Pedro is just Peter in disguise after having been kicked out of the country for exceeding his fondling quota too many times.
Got you to 69 like no need to thank me
This is known as "The Peter Principle".
As a certified Coffee, I can confirm this was how I was made.
I would like but its at 69
Kim Jong-un needs to stay at 69
Thanks for the info World Leader Kim Jong-Un.
As a certified lunatic, I can confirm the voices in my head are telling me this is indeed true.
Wait a minute… now I’m not coffee maker, but I’m pretty sure North Korean Dictator Kim Jong-Un is not a brand of coffee
as a viewer of his videos, nobody cares what Kim can or cannot confirm, this channel isn't about you
Fun fact: Coffee pulp has been used as fertilizer to help forests grow back after being culled in South America! It's been pretty successful compared to those who don't receive the pulp
not that forests really need help growing back, generally a forest full of trees is the only thing keeping the many tree seedlings from just shooting right up. but if we can speed up the process, bam. more lumber.
Another fun fact: used coffee grounds, mixed into the soil, is great for roses. Turns out everyone needs a little pick-me-up now and then.
@@KairuHakubi I think it was for lumber forests, but I'm not sure. I mostly like it since pulp is just a by-product of coffee that usually gets tossed. Here, at least it's being used instead of wasted
Coffee is recyclable.
“Kerfloganized” and “Fuck it. Coffee. It’s Made. The End” took me out 😂
Also I believe the taste tester was hired upon answering ‘yes’ to both “do you love coffee?” and “do you want to hate it?” (the latter because it’s not recreational/hobby tasting; it’s all gonna taste relatively the same for the whole career there).
4:08 freeze frame for Dio "Oh, you're approaching me?" strut pose 😁
I wish I could like this comment more than once. I see it. My life will never be the same.
@@hats4pigeons132 😁 aww, what a nice comment! That just made my day, thank you 😊
"Brewing coffee is alot like cultivating someones personality - the longer and more intensely they're roasted, the darker the outcome will be"
XD
this was a really well done episode! even the sponsor integration didnt feel like it was shoehorned in too agresivly
It definitely throws off the feel of the how it's made video, but it was also so fucking hilarious I couldn't believe it was real.
I think he not calling out the shameless product placement was a missed oportunity lol
“And it’s waterproof!” Got me laughing, didn’t expect him to show himself in the shower, and didn’t expect him to wear clothes with running water.
IKR THAT GOT ME ROLLING TOO IT WAS SO RANDOM
The water coming out of the side of his sunglasses makes it so much better.
andrew is actually unhinged we need BTS of these videos because there is no way he could film this in one go and not burst into laughter in between each heavy funny punchline he does in a long chain of combos. What a fucking legend.
For a second I thought you meant he should randomly insert fancams of the k-pop group
6:33 despite the fact that they are obviously grilled
You know, this coffee tastes just like the coffee commonly narrated by huggbees...
Oh no no its an old family recipe calling for lost souls and forced labor.
Yes
"In the house with the mill. Locally, this is known as a Bart Simpson." LMAO best line ever
You should show how instant coffee is made. That's a completely different process altogether. The coffee is made into a liquid and then sprayed into a freezing cold room via micro sprayers to snap dry it into the dissolvable product we all take for granted
If you can drink instant, you obviously don't like coffee.
@@seiyuokamihimura5082 What? How?
@@seiyuokamihimura5082 There are MANY parts of the world where fresh brewed coffee just isn't a practical option. Those places are where you'd be likely to find instant coffee drinkers. It's incredibly easy to take these small things for granted.
@@wealthybone2990 that individual lives a very priveleged life and has never bothered to travel or otherwise experience a life outside of their own personal bubble that is their own little world. Just a simple query on your preferred search engine will be enough to explain why fresh brewed coffee is nowhere near as common as one may have you believe.
@@seiyuokamihimura5082 who are you, the coffee police
2:58 the fingernail grime adds to the flavor
Is it just me or did the worker at 6:40 demonstrate a great way to loose a hand
He did
I love when we're shown someone sticking they hand in the flow of products. Just to show that anything can happen to your food before it gets to you.
Yea and one of those anythings that happens to it is cleanin rite before baggin bcuz of that fact.
Its a power move. Pedro has the power to touch your coffee beans. you can Only rage in anger, for Pedro has already touched them
Call the police. They can't un-touch your beans
the fingernail grime adds to the flavor
Well, he could of dipped his bean bag in there. Dirty brown water good for dropping juicy deuce's in. Lol. Just saying it could be worst.
I'm from Costa Rica and I can confirm every word this man said to be legit, all it's 100% true.
Digo lo mismo
Tomela
damn i guess that if a costa rican says it then it must be true
3:10 Wait are they transporting cherries, beans, and bodies all at once or is each bag holding one thing? I hear dead bodies take away flavor from the cherries as their souls slowly suck out the good coffee vibes.
Separately.
The beans are inside the cherries (both terms are colloquialisms; the "beans" are seeds and the fruits are drupes, not "cherries"), so those are technically together, but the bodies get their own bags because otherwise it cuts into profits.
2:22 got me ngl
"The cherries travel via worm-screw to a pulping machine. A Pulping machine is just a politically correct term for, "Giant Mashing Machine that squeezes the shit out of the cherries."
😂😂😂😂😂
A fumbus
Are you sure it isn't a filling machine?
@@--TOM-- Hmmm
@Don't read profile photo ok
I love learning about the coffee I just drank
I'd really like to know who discovered coffee. Like how do you go from discovering the plant, pulling the seed out, drying the seed, roasting the seed, then putting the seed into boiled water to create a bitter drink that billions will enjoy for eons? It's not like stumbling across an apple where you see a deer eating and taste test it to see if it's safe.
The legend goes that a goat herder saw that his goats were more active after eating coffee berries and tried them himself.
So it actually is just like the deer apple thing you mentioned.
Caffeine is also toxic to many animals
@@MrSpeedysam60 That would lead to eating them, though. Not the extra steps of roasting and brewing.
@@skyesfury8511 They probably experimented a lot to enhance its flavor, although I doubt they weren’t shitting at least twice a day.
@@skyesfury8511 The extra steps would presumably come about over time as humans refined it into a drink and then into a commercial product.
Frankly, I think Pedro's work is paramount to the taste of the coffee beans, and I really hope he receives a raise for his great work.
2:16 oh yes can’t forget the bodies the bodies are a big part of the process most of you I bet did not know
Well yea that where all the flavor comes from
I had 14 cups of coffee in one day I don't know how I'm still alive
My record is 10
What kind of coffee was it
During Finals in school I drank about a gallon of coffee in 4 hours.
had to smoke half a pack of cigarettes to come down from that trip
well, 14 cups of coffee is known to kill an elephant, so I suppose you'd have to be bigger than an elephant
@@lordhelmchen616 so you added a stimulant to come down from a stimulant? That doesn’t make sense chief
He has blessed us with his very real description of how stuff is made yet again
Someone should post it to some sort of news website to educate the masses.
perfect mix of satire and facts, chefs kiss 😗👌
The chef's kiss adds additional flavor
I’m so incredibly pissed that I was today years old when I found this channel.
Epic. 5 stars all around my dude.
Much love
This has to be my absolute favorite of these videos.
The calmness while he says the most random, violent stuff makes me just die of laughter. Beautiful content.
"Making coffee the second most valuable trading commodity after oil."
What is it with humans & liquidy black substances?
maybe it's because they both provide energy
Both coffee and oil are ingredients used in making Liquid Black
@@Dylan781 Time to fill up the car with coffee and drink some oil for breakfast
So what your telling me is if I buy black food dye, and maple syrup, I suddenly have a very valuable item?
@@StuffandThings_ congratulations, now you have a hyper car, and a (very) slow person.
9:26
how coffee, it's made.
Watching these while they’re still available.
Coffee: a legal psychoactive drug
"Testing products before shipping them is a pretty radical concept." - Elon Musk, 2019
I'm pretty sure Elizabeth Holmes actually said this first. Just not publically 😕
Holy shit, I legit learned Finland drinks the most coffee per person. I had to look it up to see if he was bullshitting, and who said these aren't educational?
Finn here.
Mondays, right?
@@BlastOffer Pretty your name is BlastOffer, not Finn, lol. You could only call yourself "Finn" if you're from Finland smh
Someone used this video in their presentation in class
In Greece we used to have local shops that roasted coffee every morning, and the whole neighborhood smelled like coffee. Such nice memories 😊😢☕
6:26 Oh no, they turned into peanuts, now we'll never get our coffee.
Thanks for this Huggbees. I am a coffee fanatic, I drink coffee everyday, at least 3-5 times a day. I always wanted to know how it is made, and now I know. Thanks for informing us with true information.
As a Costa Rican, all I can say is that this video is 1001% accurate and truthful. Thank you for the visibility Huggbees!
The only sponsor worth this channel’s time
I love coffee
4:57 Y'all know the rules, all Finns gather around, Sausages are on me.
TORILLA TAVATAAN
@@fatcat1494Which market?
"The longer and more intensely they're roasted, the darker the result will be" I DIED
The Millhouse joke was golden. Took me a couple of seconds to get it, but those were well invested.
Then lazy river part killed me. So friggin good. You sir, are a gift to humanity.
3:45 I was so sure you were going to say rinsing machine
Or "Filling Machine"
I choked on my food at 07:59 . Dude that's hilarious!
0:38 - _“Espresso, a concentrated brew of coffee, gets its name from the words ‘express’ and ‘disco’ due to its popularity at night clubs”_ - Now, you’re very wrong! In traditional Italian espresso shops you don’t sit down to drink your espresso; you stand at a table instead. It’s called “espresso” as in “express activity”. You get in and you get out. I learned this true fact from Jordan Schlansky, associate producer of Late Night with Conan O’Brien!
(I hope this reference isn’t too obscure to spot the joke.)
Ya know, Italy reminds me of Olive Garden... the food is SO good, I really wish Italy was real 😢
The work boots stepping on every inch of the coffee beans really adds to the flavor 😋
"Perfect for cherries, beans, and bodies" thats where it set me of
2:00 okay, but like?? Do fancy packages mean good coffee, or are they compensating for bad coffee by making it look nice??
9:12 watching you spiral into questioning the episode and trying to come to terms with this segment was hilarious
Can't wait for this to be on CNN....
The cursing and stuff, it's all perfect. Waaaay better than the one from TV
I was watching this video fully knowing that I was watching a HuggBees Video and not an actual documentary. But his narrator voice, casual facts at the beginning, and me putting this in the background made me forget all that. It wasn't until _"And features enough caffeine to kill a full grown Elephant"_ that I snapped back into reality and said _"Wait, that's not right"_ 0:22
That hands down was my favorite episode so far.... Keep it up 😉
10:06 Coffee Condom
i dont know why but i love how he flips through the same three images for about 2 minutes straight at the start
These are always so well put together and unique. Thanks for the laughs!
Love the bitter nectar of bean soup in the morning
Same here.
I love m&ms. Those are fine looking m&ms
Please, can someone please tell me what the word 7:12 means and how to spell it.
I don’t think anyone knows.
Use the TH-cam captions. They spell it as _kerfloggenized._ i don't know what it means though.
Is not a real word
“Fuck it, Coffee. It’s made. END THE VIDEO.” I’m done 😂😂😂
this is equally as soothing g as when I watched this as a child and would fall asleep
Watch the masses stop drinking coffee after this one
For the curious, the name Pedro is the Spanish equivalent of Peter
Steamed beans was the best part.
Also, I wonder how the raw cherries taste.
I've just started working at that factory and I can tell you Pedro is no longer among us
I'm from Costa Rica, i can confirm every single claim this sir makes
"According to legend, a goat herder in Ethiopia discovered coffee around 850 A.D." 💀 The video just started man 😭
4:27 OOF the bitrate
Looks like some shit youd see on a sams club tv lol
2:45 hey what the fu-
The making coffee and making coffee part is my favorite part!
Only 33 seconds in and the line about how dark it turns out because of how long it’s roasted deserves an award!
6:31 Nice Steamed Hams reference.
Hello mr.Hugg I have recently been taking interest into concrete and cement making I wasn't able to find an episode of how CEMENT is actually made so I think that that would be a great topic to make the next video about. Thanks for your shoutout to Finland btw I have drank atleast 5 cups today already and its 12 am.
Thank you mr.Hubbgees.
5:10 was that a milling machine or a filling machine? Please help
fmilling
Loved that subtle yet so so appropriate Principal Skinner reference.
As a resident of Upstate New York, I can confirm that we do, in fact, call it “steamed beans.” Not in Utica though, it’s definitely an Albany expression.
Random coffee story I heard working at Starbucks
Entomologists that work with cockroaches gain an allergy to them after a few years. Completely coincidently, they also become allergic to Folgers.
Probably untrue, but I like the story
Wait 1:23 face reveal?! Huggbees a normal dude....? No way....
look at his pfp ;-;
Your videos will continue to be shown in schools and colleges throughout the world
Keep up the good work
As someone from Costa Rica that has picked coffee, i can confirm what was said about the mayor
Does the coffee piss on itself?
8:00 how tf did he predict this