Zach was a pleasant surprise to hear. And honestly, I feel like Huggbees just told Zach to talk about touching sandwiches with his bare hands and Zach just took care of the rest.
@@OllyDaHobo Ya, he's been making animations for Newgrounds/TH-cam for a long time now. Smiling Friends was his breakout into tv. You can look up his old animations under PsychicPebbles, and he's sometimes a guest on OneyPlays.
It took me until this part to realize that the video was satire. Jizz of mayonnaise and the shredded cheese part gave me a double take but figured it's just part of the writing.
Same. First vid from this guy ive ever seen. Jizz of mayo kinda gave it away but im like well maybe just fucking maybe its a legit term.....couple jokes later......ah ye....its all comming together now. ...
Knetknecht 2 i got recommended this and i had no idea i thought it was legit like how its made and then i was like wait... spanks the naughtier ones you say?
The only places where they require gloves are usually usda certified because it falls under HACCP protocol (Hazard Analysis and Critical Control Points). Its what also requires things such as metal detectors to be used. So if the product says "usda certified" you can guarantee it's been handled with gloves and put through a metal detector. Its a crap shoot with all else but if they're still in business they probably still follow a similar protocol
I feel like "miscellaneous salad" and "a jizz of mayonnaise" should have been key indicators that this was satirical but I accepted them the first time I watched this without a second thought 😂.
@@ghetoknight7801 Zach was sent to a Cambodian death camp when working on a documentary about political corruption and child slave labor. He managed to escape, but knew he couldn't flee the country because they'd be looking for him, so he impersonated his former captor, and tortured the rest of the filming crew to death so they wouldn't have to suffer any more. He claims he wouldn't change a thing if he had to do it again, and that he is blameless, and instead WE are the monsters for judging him.
@Ghetto Knight Zach was sent to a Cambodian death camp when working on a documentary about political corruption and child slave labor. He managed to escape, but knew he couldn't flee the country because they'd be looking for him, so he impersonated his former captor, and tortured the rest of the filming crew to death so they wouldn't have to suffer any more. He claims he wouldn't change a thing if he had to do it again, and that he is blameless, and instead WE are the monsters for judging him.
@@fish-lu1ny Obergruppenführer Hadel is a well known sandwich molester He was known in the late 90s to go into gas stations, lick his fingies, then rub all the sandwiches in the displays, the audio in this video is from his interrogation in that case
SAME!! For me it was when he said “guns” and “sandwich pornography” when he said that they add the meat bare handed for an extra “saltiness” I thought he was just trying to be funny didn’t realize the whole vid was like this
cross contamination is actually more common when wearing gloves, it gives a false sense of security to the user and also produces a fair amount of waste.
@@Fae_van no it would not make sense for them to be referencing the alcoholic beverage rather than the diseise because the disease has to do with the sanitation of the workers rather than the taste of alcohol with sandwiches
I thought this was a serious documentary. Imagine my delight to discover that it was, instead, a work of comedy genius. This made my work time poo a real treat. Thank you sir.
I know everyone talks about the monologue (thank you for that Zach, I can only imagine how difficult it was to get that interview with the sandwich factory employee) but I keep having a stroke every time I hear "for the hungry in a hurry customer".
@@provokingsaint ??? What are you talking about. They got the video, but the video makes pre-packaged sandwiches seem gross, so they don't want to buy them anymore.
@@provokingsaint no one is mad at the voiceover. We all know the voiceover isn't serious. The way things were described along with the visuals and the bare hands constantly touching the sandwiches is the gross part. OP said it was gross, not that they were mad at a funny voiceover. Learn to understand what people are actually saying.
@@provokingsaint You sound like a fucking idiot who doesn't know how to interpret conversation or communicate with people but still thinks he's smarter than everyone else.
That's the beauty of Zach. He shows up in your favorite youtube vids, your favorite pornhub vids, high school reunions, your local dunkin donuts, in your rear view mirror while you're driving, as a plus one at your wedding. The list goes on.
I remember once in school we were learning about factory production and our teacher unknowingly clicked on this video thinking it was legit...yeah by the time we had gotten to the end the teacher looked like he was about to have a heart attack and the class was in complete fits of laughter.
Janko Mirović when you working with ready to eat food it’s required by law to wear gloves or at least not have bare hand to hand contact with the food since it won’t be cooked further
Studies have been done that show that employees who wear gloves in food preparation areas are actually much more likely to cause cross-contimation problems than ungloved colleagues, as those with gloves on instinctively feel more hygienic and forget what the gloves they are wearing have already touched etc. Gloves are actually a hygiene risk unless you change the gloves at least at every point where you would otherwise have washed your hands.
@Hal trust me, if you work in food service you’d see how nasty it is when people use gloves. They’ll wear the same pair thinking it’s cleaner than their hands. I worked at a Whole Foods and I kid you not, an employee went to the bathroom with his gloves, peed, and went back to stocking product with the same pair of gloves. If you’re bare handed you’ll actually feel dirty and therefore wash more frequently. Bare hands are cleaner than gloves.
Other modern countries worry less about wearing glove than they do about actual hygiene. In the US, you're more likely to have someone who didn't wash their hands before putting on the glove.
I love that we live in a timeline where zach can always pop up when you least expect him to in random youtube videos and just make your day with his blessed angelic voice
Special thanks to Psychicpebbles for helping me research this episode
Hi
Very nice
Wow I never knew he was so knowledgeable about sandwiches this is a very complex topic
Huggbees I’m sure you put a lot of research into these videos
Huggbees wait that wasn’t a reupload
I lost it at a "Jizz of mayonnaise"
I wondered if that was an Imperial or Metric jizz...
To be fair though, it does perfectly describe the amount/action of putting mayo on a sandwich
This was the first video of his I'm seeing, I thought it was for real, and when he said that I was like Wait a minute xD
That's when I realized I wasn't watching a real How It's Made .. lmao
Me too lmao.
*”Occasionally giving a light s p a n k to the naughtier looking ones”*
the point where i belatedly realized this wasnt what i thought it was
Hahahaha
"A jizz of mayonnaise"
@@kate7043 right I went to the comments immediately
@@benl6998 and squirt
Zach was a pleasant surprise to hear. And honestly, I feel like Huggbees just told Zach to talk about touching sandwiches with his bare hands and Zach just took care of the rest.
The "what the fuck was that" was probably also Huggbees' genuine reaction
@@joshc5613 the “what the fuck was that” might have been the one insult that made Zach break his own nose
@@catorhumandunno Zach's nose is the strongest material known to man. It cannot be broken.
Whoa it’s cool to make a numbee go from 2.9-3
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Zach’s devotion to awkwardly adding “if you know what I mean” to the end of sentences is nothing short of beautiful.
I knew he sounded familiar. He voiced Charlie from Smiling Friends.
@@OllyDaHobo Ya, he's been making animations for Newgrounds/TH-cam for a long time now. Smiling Friends was his breakout into tv. You can look up his old animations under PsychicPebbles, and he's sometimes a guest on OneyPlays.
as soon as he said “a jizz of mayonnaise” I went straight down to the comments
me too comrade...me too
Ahh not just me then
I was reading your comment at the same time he said it!
It took me way to wrong to realise this was a joke
Same
It bothers me that he said “bare handed of course, it adds a salty flavour”
It took me until this part to realize that the video was satire. Jizz of mayonnaise and the shredded cheese part gave me a double take but figured it's just part of the writing.
Ec11223 same
Ec11223 aaaaahhh same
Don't forget about the unwashed ones🤣
Ec11223 I-
i god damn love sandwich touching
Berd holy shit I’m a big fan man
Especially the egg salad
Oh hey
Please make a video on how to make a sandwiches!
D:>
glad to hear Charlie from smiling friends finds joy in touching sandwiches
exactly what i was thinking
I love sandwiches Charlie! I LOVE SANDWICHES-
This needs to be higher
Everyone in this factory looks like they're about to break-down crying
because they probably are...
I mean I would too if I worked there
Id be too if i worked 12 hours every fucking day wrapping sandwiches for less than minimum wage ngl
1:36
Don't worry the ones that misbehaved will be executed once the cameras finish rolling
i’m so slow i only realised this was unserious at the “light spank to the naughtier looking ones”
Me too. I only realised it at the "salty part"
You didn’t realize he said a JIZZ of mayo lol
On the breath mint one I didn't get the joke until i read a comment
He took my virginity with his bacon episode
"Jizz of mayonaise" didn't do it for you? Lol
I legit thought this was a "real" knockoff/spinoff version of How It's Made until he said "jizz of mayonnaise" then I lost my shit. Lmao
Ahhh, so your new here?
@@batsf1459 i was 3 days ago. Now I'm pretty sure I've seen most of them. Lol
Same. First vid from this guy ive ever seen. Jizz of mayo kinda gave it away but im like well maybe just fucking maybe its a legit term.....couple jokes later......ah ye....its all comming together now. ...
Why am I the only one that doesn't understand please help
That Zack Heidel interview was the **chefs kiss** best part.
I love how hugbees always starts his videos with real facts and then slowly switches to more and more absurd humor ^^
Thats his channel in a nutshell basically
I like it when he does voice over over episodes of How It's Made.
David Gustavsson Me too
@@T-rey This video was the first i seen from him. I thought it was a genuine how its made ep...I have no idea when he started trolling..
Knetknecht 2 i got recommended this and i had no idea i thought it was legit like how its made and then i was like wait... spanks the naughtier ones you say?
Thought this was normal commentary until the point he said “Jizz of mayonnaise” 😅
Literally same. That's exactly when I started questioning it. 💀
I completely lost it when he said that. From now on, that is how I'm going to request mayo.
not when he said miscellaneous salad?
Then they close the sandwiches: "occasionally giving a light spank to the naughtier looking ones"........ Excuse me?
you're new here huh
" what the fuck was that" made me bust out laughing to hard.
I'm still laughing a year later 😂
5:54
Had to try my hardest not to burst out laughing because I didn’t want my parents to catch me watching sandwich on TH-cam at 1am
you watched the video too!? same
Yeparoonie
4:34 Can't believe Charlie works assembling sandwiches now instead of making people smile.
He thought it was more fulfilling, clearly.
Pim yelled that he loves kids one time too much
I only buy gas station sandwiches that proudly advertise, "No gloves were wasted in the making of these sandwiches!"
The only places where they require gloves are usually usda certified because it falls under HACCP protocol (Hazard Analysis and Critical Control Points). Its what also requires things such as metal detectors to be used. So if the product says "usda certified" you can guarantee it's been handled with gloves and put through a metal detector. Its a crap shoot with all else but if they're still in business they probably still follow a similar protocol
@@Thoroughly_Wet Well then I wont waste my money with them! I only want gloveless sandwiches! Otherwise you miss the subtle flavors of palm sweat!
"gas station nachos and gas station sushi"
@@Mycatisinapiano *eats gas station sushi like a burrito*
N a t u r a l s a l t s
I feel like "miscellaneous salad" and "a jizz of mayonnaise" should have been key indicators that this was satirical but I accepted them the first time I watched this without a second thought 😂.
lmaooo it wasnt until the "bare handedly of course for added salty flavor" till I noticed
This is my first time here so....yeah I was like 👁👄👁
I might just be real stupid, it took me till the sandwitch internment camp to clock on
@@coolCoNnOr1999 Me too. I even accepted the bit about spanking the naughtier looking sandwiches
@@hobbsidian1756 Bro I think we're just on a different brain wave frequency or something 😂
The second I heard Zach's voice, I immediately understood all the death camp jokes earlier.
I don't get it, pls explain
@@ghetoknight7801 Zach was sent to a Cambodian death camp when working on a documentary about political corruption and child slave labor. He managed to escape, but knew he couldn't flee the country because they'd be looking for him, so he impersonated his former captor, and tortured the rest of the filming crew to death so they wouldn't have to suffer any more.
He claims he wouldn't change a thing if he had to do it again, and that he is blameless, and instead WE are the monsters for judging him.
@Ghetto Knight Zach was sent to a Cambodian death camp when working on a documentary about political corruption and child slave labor. He managed to escape, but knew he couldn't flee the country because they'd be looking for him, so he impersonated his former captor, and tortured the rest of the filming crew to death so they wouldn't have to suffer any more.
He claims he wouldn't change a thing if he had to do it again, and that he is blameless, and instead WE are the monsters for judging him.
how did they even get his voice on here talking about sandwhiches
@@fish-lu1ny Obergruppenführer Hadel is a well known sandwich molester
He was known in the late 90s to go into gas stations, lick his fingies, then rub all the sandwiches in the displays, the audio in this video is from his interrogation in that case
5:36 CHARLIE, let’s go on an adventure and make people smile
I didn't even realise this was satire until like half way through the video.
same
Broo same that was until I heard him talking about breadcamp
SAME!! For me it was when he said “guns” and “sandwich pornography” when he said that they add the meat bare handed for an extra “saltiness” I thought he was just trying to be funny didn’t realize the whole vid was like this
This concerns me
For me was when he said the workers spank the naughty sandwiches...
Seems like Zach is literally popping up into damn near every video on this God forsaken platform. I love it.
Who is "Zach"
@@blunbot zach hadel is the guy at the end check him out . he is who i consider the funniest man on the internet.
@@joeygreen8091 Oh fuck me him from oney plays I've seen him before
@@joeygreen8091 hey what’s up Roach Dawg jr.
HES EVERYWHERE
I didn’t realize this was fake until he said “jizz of mayonnaise”😂😂
I thought it was a regular term until I kept watching..
It took me until the internment camp
Yeah I'm right there with you
i want to like but it says 666 likes on your comment lol
@@AksuallySource like it now.
I love how the assembly line workers have plastic aprons, hats and wrist guards but they keep their hands raw no rubber
Right? Why isnt it company regulation to wear latex gloves 💀💀
cross contamination is actually more common when wearing gloves, it gives a false sense of security to the user and also produces a fair amount of waste.
@@vysernius gloves dont cause cross contamination, the employees do 💀💀
Maybe it's like the people who prefer clothed sex but only raw dog, no rubber
@@vysernius that's bullshit, I worked a job that required gloves, it keeps people aware of the need for hygiene
"Each slice is slapped..."
Is this an parody?
"A jizz of mayonnaise"
Not a parody.
You didn't even try the 2nd quote comes after the first
Slap the naughty ones
It’s a parody
@@hotsauce1543 It's clearly not.
Oh yeah, my bad
“Sandwich pornography”
Seems redundant
this is a very underrated comment haha
Why
Heavy from TF2 doesn't seem to think so
A jizz of mayonnaise lol
mitchell price they say the real special ingredient is a bit of love
WHEN ZACH POPPED ON I FUCKING SCREAMED. I love this man. I love his fucking voice and improv.
Gotta love Zach. He's the funniest schmuck to ever live.
As soon as Psychicpebbles started talking I lost it.
I KNOW I FREAKED THE FUCK OUT
A what?!
Spank
Leave, *NOW*
@@spank6547 Do you not know who psychicpebbles is?
It’s goddamn Zack
"the bread is slapped to ensure its quality"
*slaps bread*
You can fit so much miscellaneous salad in this bad boy
When I heard “a jizz of mayonnaise,” I was like hold up. Lol.
Jizz and squirt
His voice is too legit to realize it's satire
Gotta jizz on it before you apply your cheese, everyone knows the rules.
Same
Yep.
4:25 "here's a rare interview with a factory employee on *why they all elect to not wear gloves"*
*shows people using gloves*
i love how for all his videos they seem legit then slowly start spiraling in satire. And, if it's your first time watching, you're just not expecting.
This was my first time watching him
@@kieranmckenna9252 when he started talking about extra salt from their bare hands I was like wait
I was suspicious from a 'jizz of mayonnaise' ' 💀💀
Lmao I was so confused, it took me way too long to realize.
@@4chloe44 that one had me for a second but I was like maybe that's just what it's called 🤣
"The bread is slapped to ensure its quality"
*slaps ass*
That’s a quality ass
No more slap asss
I'm so tilted at this, why do they wear gloves on every segment of the process except actually handling the sandwiches?
Smh, it's explained in the video, it adds a yummy salty taste to it
It's okay every employee is routinely shot and made into the Ham logs
They are pretty much just adding extra flavour
Corona flavor
@@highadmiraljt5853 omg I'm screeching! you had better meant the alcoholic beverage and not the disease
@@Fae_van no it would not make sense for them to be referencing the alcoholic beverage rather than the diseise because the disease has to do with the sanitation of the workers rather than the taste of alcohol with sandwiches
4:33 bro is that Charley from Smiling friends?
Edit: can someone animate Charlie saying this? 😂😂😂
yes its Zach Hadel AKA Psychicpebbles
@explosivesexplode I thought so lmao small world
this got real sassy real quick
Sussy*
@@2M2M2M2M stfu
@@jaron788 who tf pissed in ur cereal
Hey I swear I saw u comment on you suck at cookings channel
Omg t1j aaa I love your videos
The dislikes are probably the teachers that thought this was legit and put this on for their class
That's what they get for being lazy fuckers
The kids were happy at least
Yeah, manufactured sandwiches 101 was not worth the time or money investment
@@BucketOfGrass
Honey it was a joke calm the fuck down
Not to mention my point is that teachers should review videos they play in class before showing it for this reason
i love the audio mix between this and my parents fighting
I hope your parents have stopped arguing after 2 months
Lol same why are we awake
😁😁
Oh so I’m not the only one?
How dysfunctional has your life become since this god damn pandemic??
……Charlie??? That you? 5:15
When zach started talking about touching sandwitches i lost it
Same 😆😆
When you horribly misspelled sandwich I lost it
@@SnufflySpyerrrmmm lol i am terrible at spelling and i hate auto correct XD
@@kringekitty nah I was just teasing don't worry bro
Sand witches are so cool they can summon sandstorms
I thought this was a serious documentary. Imagine my delight to discover that it was, instead, a work of comedy genius.
This made my work time poo a real treat.
Thank you sir.
But how he got the footage of people tounching sandwiches with their bare hands
@@ManoMamyte This video is a parody of "How It's actually"
I hope you didn't wash those hands before getting back to the sandwhich line. Wouldn't want lose the patented flavor, right?
@@nathanielcopperfish912 ik but i mean The footage is real
I don't know why i didn't realize something was wrong after he said "a jizz of mayonnaise"
because jizz is a technical term for small squirt ofc
Omg! Right!😳
I honestly thought I misheard before reading the comments, right after the "salty flavour" comment.
TikTok
OH so that's why i feel a touch of mayo in some ham and chese sandwiches. 4:45
“bare handedly of course for an added salty flavor”
Yess
The ending was the most wholesome thing I've heard in a while
And then it ends with "What the f*** was that?!"
Lol
the ending was trash and irrelevant to the video
xposed11 did you not understand that the whole video is a parody?
@@xposed11 The point of the video is to show you anything EXCEPT how sandviches are made...
I didn’t realize this was satire until the cheddar cheese part.
Kortex I didn’t realize till the ‘jizz of mayonnaise’ part.
@@mistaowickkuh6249 yes
You made it past the jizz of mayo?
I realised it was satire when i saw it was made by huggbees
Amazingpinapple same but when I first watched him I thought it was an interesting video of how foods were made until he started getting weird
I'm really glad Charlie got that new job with the Smiling Friends company. I think it's a lot better for him than his last one.
Never trust a miscellaneous salad sandwich at a gas station kids!
ChubbyEmu reference?
Learned it the hard way
Yeah, it might be a smuggler
But that's how you get the super worms that make you a better person
Futurama taught me this
"They are punished by being smothered in the most disgusting substance known to man:"
*"Egg salad."*
Caseless his not lying
A Weird Kid_ That’s Normal He is... egg salad is actually good. Tf
kemi
Personal tastes
A Weird Kid_ That’s Normal you bite your tongue
WTF is wrong with you for hating on me just that I don’t like egg salad
"such as fingernails , wedding rings , *fingers* , *guns* "
lol
_and sandwich pornography_
Yes we know its in the video no need to tell us
It took me 2 minutes.
dont look up sandwich pornography on google, you'll regret being human
@@thulx3997 he left out the funniest one😂
I know everyone talks about the monologue (thank you for that Zach, I can only imagine how difficult it was to get that interview with the sandwich factory employee) but I keep having a stroke every time I hear "for the hungry in a hurry customer".
"Traditional ham logs are squished into a slicing coffin."
Rob Lombardo ham logs
What a fucking roller coaster of a sentence that was.
So that's how circumcisions are done...
I love it that whenever Zach randomly shows up in another TH-cam series, the host always leaves confused.
"Jizz of mayonnaise" "barehands for extra salty flavor" "added spank for the naughtier ones"
I'm never buying a pre-packaged sandwich this was gross.
r/woooosh did you not really get the video?
@@provokingsaint ??? What are you talking about. They got the video, but the video makes pre-packaged sandwiches seem gross, so they don't want to buy them anymore.
@@provokingsaint There's no joke to not get. You sound dumb. If there is then fucking explain it.
@@provokingsaint no one is mad at the voiceover. We all know the voiceover isn't serious. The way things were described along with the visuals and the bare hands constantly touching the sandwiches is the gross part. OP said it was gross, not that they were mad at a funny voiceover. Learn to understand what people are actually saying.
@@provokingsaint You sound like a fucking idiot who doesn't know how to interpret conversation or communicate with people but still thinks he's smarter than everyone else.
Zach does that in hopes that Tomar will eat one of his lovingly made sandwiches.
“The most disgusting substance known to man, Egg Salad”
Well yeah I can’t say your wrong
I love egg salad sandwiches smh
How do you eat that shit?
Tuna is usually 50% mayonnaise or more.
Stuff if gross.
@@sinkwater8653 I make it, then I eat it. Ez pz
Well played, but how do you make it?
I love that zach shows up almost everywhere on youtube
That's the beauty of Zach. He shows up in your favorite youtube vids, your favorite pornhub vids, high school reunions, your local dunkin donuts, in your rear view mirror while you're driving, as a plus one at your wedding. The list goes on.
@@TravisTouchdown51 Exactly, it causes this Stockholm syndrome type effect where because you can't escape him you begin to love him.
I mean when your green AND retired what else are you gonna do?
@@TravisTouchdown51 dumb fat ugly bitch Zach smego touches sandwiches
@@TravisTouchdown51 and in your mirror at home, eyes bleeding and mumbling
Rinsing machine
“In todays hustle and bustle world”
This is how you know this video was not filmed within the last year.
but it was
@@samosa8192 it was uploaded then but not made during the last 1 year I think he meant
@@alicialee2161 oh okay
no. ''hustle and bustle'' wasn't my first clue, but the 'slapping' of sandwiches without gloves on, was like watching someone drop the baby 😬😬😬
The commentary was added looong after the film. I think the hustle and bustle may have been a lockdown joke.
Why is Charlie working at a Sandwich factory?!
I remember once in school we were learning about factory production and our teacher unknowingly clicked on this video thinking it was legit...yeah by the time we had gotten to the end the teacher looked like he was about to have a heart attack and the class was in complete fits of laughter.
😭
I'm surprised they let it go on
@@ChasehaWing seriously, that is one cook teacher
Damn I wish I would have seen that.
You had a golden childhood I tell you
WAIT I THOUGHT THIS WAS A REAL “HOW ITS MADE” EPISODE AND I WAS LOSING MY MIND
SAMEEEE
We've all been there buddy, now my entier TH-cam feed is nothing but huggbees XD
F
What blows my mind more is that they DO touch sandwiches with their bare hands.
Good God
@@MP-vc4nu for the extra spicy flavour
I don’t find this credible. Can I get an example of this “sandwich pornography”?
Please don't go down this road
Please don’t hold me back from the truth!!
R34👀
Somebody touching sandwiches with their bare hands after someone else has touched it
This reminds me of that picture of 2 sandwiches fucking while one yells, "I'm gonna crumb!"
zachs voice was like a fucking jumpscare
"I love the people of this country, I love giving them soggy sandwiches, and no I'm not going to stop"
I swear that's what the McDonald's employees down the road say too.
"So whats your occupation?"
"I put da cheese on da bread..."
This is my dream job
Imagine going to school for 10y just do do that.
I couldn't believe my tiny little goblin ears when I heard my brother Zach's voice in this. Amazing.
Was he the guy at the end giving his testimonial? 🤣
Dayane Oliveira yes lol, he’s also known as Psychicpebbles, catch him on OneyPlays or his own channel, he’s a real funny fellow
@@Fanchus That is so cool, I shall subscribe to his channel! He's hilarious! 😂
i love your Emergency & I profie picture! one of my favorites!
@@robbery666. Thanks man! I love your Ween pfp too!
Hearing Zach at the end gave me a JOLT of like freaking lightning or something from my head to the tip of my you know what.
I'll be honest, it took me until "A jizz of mayo" before I realised, this was a joke video
My reaction was just "what moron would call it a jizz?" it took me till "the give a little spank to the naughty looking ones"
Gavin Riley YES ME TOOOO LMAOOO
The cheese part for me
Loopholes loopy You are smarter than me, it was when he mentioned sandwich porn that I finally realised 🤦🏻♀️
4:53 Sometimes when I grab these sandwiches with my bare hands, I just can’t help but throw my head back in ecstasy and moan
What the fuck was that
green and clean
Okay Zack
Exploding Minecart XD
@@thegooseking818 that is zach
I was so thrilled by hearing Psychicpebbles' voice at the end. I was not expecting that.
sound like he’s pinching his nose lol
I literally fucking squeed
Right. Surprising
thrilled?
@@megamanx300 wtf
Mad respect to the random factory worker who took the time and had the courage to talk about how much he really enjoys his job.
Ok, but can we talk about how the workers on the assembly line work bare-handedly?
Heard of soap?
Janko Mirović when you working with ready to eat food it’s required by law to wear gloves or at least not have bare hand to hand contact with the food since it won’t be cooked further
@@basedhomeschooldaughter3587 Tell them that!!!! YUCKY
It's to add saltiness
@@basedhomeschooldaughter3587 it probably depends on where you live
"traditional ham logs" is my favorite line.
mines is 5:54
"Squished into a slicing coffin"
The fact they aren't wearing gloves worries me.. lol
Studies have been done that show that employees who wear gloves in food preparation areas are actually much more likely to cause cross-contimation problems than ungloved colleagues, as those with gloves on instinctively feel more hygienic and forget what the gloves they are wearing have already touched etc. Gloves are actually a hygiene risk unless you change the gloves at least at every point where you would otherwise have washed your hands.
@Johnt Schmichal soap and water exists
@@raspberryjamz still gross 😝
@Hal trust me, if you work in food service you’d see how nasty it is when people use gloves. They’ll wear the same pair thinking it’s cleaner than their hands. I worked at a Whole Foods and I kid you not, an employee went to the bathroom with his gloves, peed, and went back to stocking product with the same pair of gloves. If you’re bare handed you’ll actually feel dirty and therefore wash more frequently. Bare hands are cleaner than gloves.
@Hal I’ll wear your glove
The fact that this is before smiling friends was conceived is amazing
"Would you like anything else on your sandwich?"
"Just a jizz of mayo pls"
it bothers me theyre not wearing any gloves
Me too, ill buy one of these out of a vending machine at work once in a while and the no gloves thing puts me off.
@@JadeW1121 i work in a deli and literally spent 5 hours today making these (with gloves on)
@@Chris-fu8ov I'll still buy em cause im a cheap lazy bastard lol but its good to know some places at least use gloves.
Other modern countries worry less about wearing glove than they do about actual hygiene. In the US, you're more likely to have someone who didn't wash their hands before putting on the glove.
@@PaleGhost69 They should _wash hands_ AND _use gloves._
“A Jizz of mayonnaise”. “A light Spank to the naughtier looking ones”...... sandwich pornography?
You know whats crazy? There could be a future Smiling Friends episode that could be inspired on Zach touching sandwiches.
I was not prepared for Zach to give us a wonderful gift at the end
I went into a fit of hysteria when I heard Zach’s voice lmao I was not expecting that.
Fylix Aerou Zach Hadel from Psychicpebbles, aka the sandwich packager at the end of the video.
@@FylixAerou
The nasally little goblin man at the end of the video.
@@FylixAerou He also worked on Smiling Friends recently
I love how it gradually got out of hand. Had me thinking it was really called a jizz of mayonnaise for a second 😂
I was not expecting Zach Hadel to jumpscare me like that.
For real, that ending was so left-field.
GOLD
My heart skipped a beat when I heard Zach’s voice
A part of me really really wants an innocent mom to specifically search for this topic and get this video instead
Why is Charlie from Smiling freinds working at a sandwich factory💀💀
why did it take me so long to realise that was a piss take
U dum
U dum
@@marvinuhilarious U dum
@@chefkoch5 U dum
@@average391 U dum
5:22 “And they pull my underwear up and doodoo feces does come out.”
My little pea brain laughed hysterically at “a jizz of mayonnaise”
Zach was the last thing I ever expected. Looked over thinking a smiling friends video started.
I hope one day I can feel even a small percentage of the enlightenment Zach described
The terminology here is the greatest: “a jiz of mayonnaise”, “ham logs” “sandwich porn”
0:40 imagine putting on your resume: “I only make ham sandwiches, don’t even try to hire me if you plan on making me make tomato sandwiches”
no they use the employees as ingredients.
After the release of Smiling Friends, the voice in the interview will never sound anonymous
Yeah I thought it was Charlie for a sec
Definitely not charlie, but i am stupid
@PrismTheLoser it is Charlie.
I love that we live in a timeline where zach can always pop up when you least expect him to in random youtube videos and just make your day with his blessed angelic voice
Ay, Zach has a job finally.
I tought he was a dead hobo
That guy's monologue at the end was hilarious.
Theo Volz “What the fuck was that?”
Well now I know Charlie's job before joining the smiling friends