When I chose exile and willingly became an orphan, rather than suffer the insanity and abuse of my three bloodlines, I got my very own Orphan Grinder™ and I shit you not, I thought it was Christmas! But it wasn't, it was around April sometime and also I'm pagan, so Christmas is just another date in a list of stolen holidays that remind me of how utterly ridiculous all our made up traditions really are.
The fact that you made me wait for the 'and sugar' and then hit me with the 'raid shadow legends' feels like a 1-2 combo straight to my pride and self worth
"Sucrose crystals suspended in alcohol, _not_ cum. You're not as clever as you think you are." Well joke's on you, Huggbees. I thought it was school glue.
My primary school classmates used to eat it, I remember they said it tasted like condensed milk. Don't know if they actually use sugar to do glue tho...
@@vedanlkektokekto6872 they are referencing spongebob, a sponge on nickelodeon who has had a show since 1999 and has lately gone down in quality since it's been really modernized
@@OffGridInvestor Bruh he was dissing Nick for ruining the show and disrespecting its creator. And wrecking his channel? Dude, I don't think he expects anyone to play Raid. At this point I could care less. Money is money. We all need it. BuT yOuRe SeLlInG OuT! MoRaLz! No. Just no. Morals are just a sociological construct, first of all. Second of all, if you were in his (or others') position, I'm pretty sure you would take that money, too. We all would. Especially since (last I checked) Raid pays a pretty decent chunk of money, generally speaking. BuT MoNeY Can'T BuY HapPiNGess Maybe not, but it sure as heck can buy comfort and security. Look, I don't like Raid any much either. I even skip most Raid ads. At first I was thinking the same way you were, but now, it doesn't phase me. Let them make their money. Huggbees is great, and I'm happy to see him getting opportunities like this. And if you're a fan, you should be too.
@@firstlast-oo1he technically, he never sold out Steven hillenburgh (I can’t spell), as he never wanted all the spin offs and shit Nickelodeons doing. He’s just selling out Nickelodeon. Edit two minutes later: I’m stupid sorry, I read that entirely wrong, ignore my comment!
@@OffGridInvestor bruh, do people not see the obvious ironic tone he uses for Raid Shadow Legends sponsored segments? If you actually watched them, you'll see him talking about how his "entire Audience now plays Raid" and other over the top statements. It's just a way for Hugbees to keep the channel running, regardless. Just skip the segments, if you want to.
@Zuwap True. I saw a How it's made on hotdogs and on the list of ingredients they but this powder and just said it was a compound of different ingredients.
Him politely offering the viewer a spoonful of chocolate icing sticks in my head so good. Literally binged this whole series again because I couldn't remember what specific video it was from. Thanks Andrew I think I will partake
@@RustyNips I'd say you're right, if you weren't talking about the same guy who called milk, and other various white liquids "cum" on multiple occasions
I'm either more, or less, clever than Huggbees thinks I think I am, because when we saw the guy adding the bag of lime, I thought that the next step in making sugar was "add the sugar from a bag of sugar", like the time I found a recipe for wafer cookies, and step one was "get a package of wafer cookies" Edit: I misheard, it is actually lime, not lye that is added.
@@mati4252The FDA started requiring serving sizes to be realistic last year, so percentages higher than 100% on labels are a lot more common in the US than they used to be
I love how he does the Raid plug in the exact same style as his other videos. I actually watched the whole thing instead of skipping that section like normal. 10/10 would watch again.
Fun fact, the Japanese word for platinum translates into English as "White Gold". This sits in contrast to the word Platinum itself, which is Spanish for "Unripe Silver".
I've heard from OSP that apparently the conquistadors kept finding platinum when they were looking for silver and threw it away, which seems to fit the name.
My favorite part of these is the 1% that is actually factual, especially when the sentence starts out with something that seems like it could true, only to descend into absurdity in just a few words. Like in this video, this man has made at least a couple true and informative statements about sugar production. And somehow it makes it even funnier than if was only off the rails the whole time.
Fun fact. Those sugar percentages you showed is only representing the added sugars. That bottle is actually 292%. I know this because they intentionally don't label the total sugar content to lie to you about how much sugar you actually intake. I know this because products exist that don't tell you the sugar contents exactly. a product that had 53g total sugar but 0g of added for a total of 0%, which means that it only counts added sugars not total meaning the total doesn't represent that added sugar, they are separate entities and noone talks about it.
Well soda is mostly water so the added sugar is pretty close to the total sugar. Something like fruit juice though has a bunch of natural sugar so the added sugar is nowhere near the total sugar.
@@averagecarguy420 that still means that It has a misleading feel to it. And I find that unfortunate. Correct fruit juice has more natural sugar in it. But my point was focused around how they decided to only show added sugars instead of the the absolute total and used the added sugar as a way to demonstrate how they are considered separate.
@@laaaaviuwu I'm not following. I'm not specifically referring to carbs. Are you talking about how sugar is a type of simple carb so they count it towards carb total?
Labels rarely exclude total sugars. Like the one in the video, it shows total sugars, then added sugars. If you want sugar labeling to be better, they should replace the added sugars section with types of sugars (glucose, fructose, etc), as that is more important.
"At the mill, and also in your sister's bedroom, trucks empty their loads on the receiving table." I honestly think that this quote is one of the funniest in the video!! 😂
"The Hershey's squirting is so violent, that the machine has to put a Stop Shitting arm to let the rotating cylinder that its getting out of control, and to knock it off." "Then the machine pisses itself in embarrassment."
You started an uncontrollable laughing panic attack with the Glass table joke, then carried on into the diarrhea tornado while I slipped out of consciousness. Thank you
I giggled and nodded while saying “smart” at the glass table joke, and absolutely LOST it at the diarrhea waterfall, and left this mortal plane with the “stop shitting arm”
Not as dirty as Nickelodeon did Stephen Hillenburg. Didn't even wait till the casket hit the 6 foot mark before disrespecting his wishes. If Nick parading the corpse of his show like a trophy ain't disrespect, I don't know what is. #LetSpongebobRetire
The timing of the orphan grinder line is so goddamn perfect. It gives you just enough time to process what you just heard and then reveals the uttery horrifying front end of the machine. Masterful.
Yeah Gary deserves more than a raise for that he deserves a promotion for making sure my sugar is perfectly fine and giving the stuff to Italians to make the perfect weapon Italian bread they never expect it!
"Christopher Columbus never made it to Asia, but clumsily slammed into the Caribbean. He later brought Sugercane plantings there along with slavery." Huggbees never misses.
technically all columbus did was write back saying "okay, I found some dudes, they seem healthy and junk. you wanna make these guys citizens or slaves or what?" and the queen just wrote saying "come home" and sent another guy down there to get to the oppression. Ol columbo could not be trusted with that task.
@@KairuHakubi Hold up, Could you Cite where You got That? because Everywhere i Look, it Says colombus And his Crew enslaved The natives. I mean, Later on, Colombus did Get removed As governor Of the Indies, but He wanted 10% of The profit, And on His 3rd Trip to Spain he Did go To prison, And then Was aquitted. But that Was later On? There is His journal Entry, according To wikipedia Said "if It pleases Our lord, I will Take 6 Of them To your Highness when I depart" but Thats him Talking to Himself (journal), (Our lord Refrences the Christian god, Not someone He sent A letter Too).
Fun fact: if you ever need to visually tell the difference between sugar and salt, look really closely to see if it is only in square or rectangles or rough crystals, the former is sugar and the latter salt
i love how this episode has both some really obvious shilling (raid shadow legends) and also a really sobering truth (the 146% sugar intake thing). quality stuff
I was going to comment “I wonder how many cocaine jokes he’s going to make” but then he called me out personally on twitter, Instagram, TH-cam, Facebook, and MySpace and now I’m not even sure if I’m safe in my own home.
I remember seeing an experiment where two water troughs are offered to a mouse, one containing cocaine, one containing sugar. It ended up being more addicted to the sugar. It was interesting stuff
That demonstration always pissed me off, because no shit sugar is addicting considering it’s just a carbohydrate. You know, a source of energy from food.
@@alexsiemers7898 wh- huh? scientific experimentation exists to prove things like that and test whether or not they are true. The experiment was to test how addictive sugar is, not if it is at all. And what's important to note here is that _it is more addictive than cocaine_
And the worst part is, at 146% of your daily recommended sugar intake is still using a recommended sugar intake that was heavily lobbied to be like three times what the experts actually wanted to put it at
@@esprero Because the guy who VO this video doesn't identify as anything other than a man. Also singular "they" is pointless since there's only 2 genders/sexes.
That thing of chewing the sugarcane is actually something that people do a lot, it’s really good, here in Brazil we also squeeze it in a sugarcane squeezing machine machine that squeezes the squeezable sugarcane, who gets squeezed so hard that it bleed green water with sugar, it’s really good, specially when you put cold ice and citric lemon on it
1. Plant Sugar Cane 2. Wait/use bonemeal 3. Get the sugar cane (don’t destroy the very bottom part) 4. Put it in a crafting table or your inventory crafting slot BOOOM! Sugar
Fun fact: They actually used charred up bones in the filtering process of half of the sugar in the US. The bones apparently come from livestock that died of disease.
I innocently came here to watch a "how it's made" while eating my soup during my break time. Almost spat my soup. It's so hilarious I can never watch anything else
4:01 - I can't believe that The Underminer from The Incredibles 1/2 is now a certified Orphan Grinder operator. You can really see his design and expertise shine in the workplace.
I known it doesn't look very appetizing but sugar cane "juice" is a really nice drink, even more when you add a splash of pineapple or lemon juice. It's something rather common to drink here in Brazil paired with something called "pastel", fried pastry usually filled with cheese or beef inside.
I love the pause in the intro cause you can tell that it was a check to see if they were at the right part of the teleprompter that was feeding them this bs lol i love your work man
"for an example on how to overuse a sponge until it's ruined, turn on your tv to nickelodeon" that really made me laugh out loud, genius 😂🤣 ok, the entire thing made me laugh, but that was savage
I love this channel so much, because with some topics I feel confident I know enough to be like “Yeah I’m 98% sure that fact was bullshit,” and then we get to something like sugar and… that thing may as well actually be called an orphan grinder.
5:40 thank you for educating us on the 4 states of sugar. I'm really glad they be careful to use the right amount of millers because i don't like my sugar in gas form. Plasma might be interesting tho
Usually these voice overs make sense and I can still follow along with a good laugh. This is just confusing, I’m genuinely lost and I can’t stop chuckling, I must really not be as cleaver as I think I am
I like how you’re dropping some real info in there too. Now i know that raw sugar has more molasses than plantation white sugar. Quality video as always.
@@oxide9679 depends. Sure colored sugar tases richer, but there are certain cocktails where you can't make the simple syrup with brown sugar otherwise it completely ruins the presentation of the drink.
What I enjoy about games ads on youtube these days is that there is no way to tell satire from actual advertisement without actually playing the game. Thematically, it fits these videoes!
Watching Huggbees videos of How It’s Made, usually give me some idea of what the original videos intended to show me How things are made, but watching this one gave me 0% knowledge of how sugar is actually made lol. Edit: I am surprised that this comment got so many likes. (I know that 78 is not a MAJOR amount of likes. I just did not expect this comment to reach so many people in a way that they would feel the need to actually like it, lol.)
nahh he showed it. like any carbohydrate it's basically a matter of cutting down a grass, then grinding it up and washing and sifting it a lot to get out the diarrhea parts.
@@KairuHakubi oh, I guess it must be just me then, I suppose that the other videos must just be a lot easier to notice what processes are used to create the items the videos are about. Thank you for describing the process for me, makes me feel not too dumb now lol 😆
Just to prove that we don't mind sponsors on your videos (quite the opposite, we encourage it!) I sat through the entire sponsorship ad. Good video, you deserve to get paid!
7:51 as he describes the process I swear I can hear his voice waver just a little bit, especially on “the crystals remain”. I think this is the closest he’s ever come to breaking.
@@thelivingzombie8403 "the factories is: the sugar itself" Have you tried tapping the timestamp? Cuz what he's quoting in his own comment was said about a minute and a half ago.
I’m less than a minute in and the long pause followed by another “sugar” has me legitimately in tears, this is gonna be a good one.
Since it was right before the sponsor segment, I thought my device is buffering for sponsorblock. (Sorry)
I laughed right before the final sugar
@@lizbet4994 and reported
@@FunniEmi pretty sure issa bot
@@mustang4636 ik
The orphan grinder honestly does look like the type of thing you would imagine would be called the "orphan grinder"
I haven't even seen it yet, but I agree.
Edit: I have now seen the orphan grinder and that is indeed what it is.
When I chose exile and willingly became an orphan, rather than suffer the insanity and abuse of my three bloodlines, I got my very own Orphan Grinder™ and I shit you not, I thought it was Christmas!
But it wasn't, it was around April sometime and also I'm pagan, so Christmas is just another date in a list of stolen holidays that remind me of how utterly ridiculous all our made up traditions really are.
Hello herrscher of void
Hello tuna
Ah yes, coming from the God itself
The fact that you made me wait for the 'and sugar' and then hit me with the 'raid shadow legends' feels like a 1-2 combo straight to my pride and self worth
That ad was literally 2 minutes long ngl
@@digitalscript9973 more like 3 years
@@theraider1268 and I watched all of it
i watched this video like 2 months ago and remember the raid shadow legends ad but now its literally just gone dude what happened
@@ego6228 idk, i personally dont remember
8:05 The machine drops a small stop shitting arm, and pisses itself in embarrassment. The best thing ever
8:00
That joke made me laugh so hard my acid reflux acted up and I almost threw up all over my hotel room bed 👍
@@ZaddyGenos Dang bro, hope you’re okay-
@@ZaddyGenos quick! Deploy the "STOP PUKING" arm!
"Sucrose crystals suspended in alcohol, _not_ cum. You're not as clever as you think you are."
Well joke's on you, Huggbees. I thought it was school glue.
My primary school classmates used to eat it, I remember they said it tasted like condensed milk.
Don't know if they actually use sugar to do glue tho...
Following the cheese episode I thought it was horse semen
I thought it was luiquid plastic!
@@uriel134xdd2 wait what-
I thought it might've been captured clouds
I'm so glad that rum and sugar come from sugar.
I wouldn't be where I am today without them.
This reminds me I should have some rum. Because rum.
@@tjzambonischwartz Yes. Time for rum.
@@alejandroguevara8455 I hope he finds me, I've got a bottle of rum just for him.
fat and suffering from liver cirrhosis?
you need to change your life styles or you might pass away .
My favorite joke was the "stop shitting" arm.
That one got me too
Same
Timestamp?
@@UnnamedUnkown 10:30 ...but watch from a bit earlier for context.
Both that, the cum joke, and the prostitute joke got me laughing like a phyco. Especially the “pisses itself out of embarrassment” part got me
I love how he has to specify that yes, a soda actually has THAT MUCH sugar.
7:51 "For an example on how to overuse a sponge until it's ruined, turn your TV on to Nickelodeon."
Fucking BRILLIANT.
I had to take a second to process that one, it hit hard
It’s *funny* because it’s *true…*
Me no understand
@@vedanlkektokekto6872 they are referencing spongebob, a sponge on nickelodeon who has had a show since 1999 and has lately gone down in quality since it's been really modernized
@@atenacolada Wouldn't the show have been technically "Modernized" back in 1999 in order to appeal to the 90s kids?
"If you want an example on how to overuse a sponge until it's ruined, turn on your TV to the Nickelodeon channel."
savage
Especially coming from a guy whose going to wreck his channel shilling raid shadow legends.
@@OffGridInvestor Bruh he was dissing Nick for ruining the show and disrespecting its creator.
And wrecking his channel? Dude, I don't think he expects anyone to play Raid. At this point I could care less. Money is money. We all need it.
BuT yOuRe SeLlInG OuT! MoRaLz!
No. Just no. Morals are just a sociological construct, first of all. Second of all, if you were in his (or others') position, I'm pretty sure you would take that money, too. We all would. Especially since (last I checked) Raid pays a pretty decent chunk of money, generally speaking.
BuT MoNeY Can'T BuY HapPiNGess
Maybe not, but it sure as heck can buy comfort and security.
Look, I don't like Raid any much either. I even skip most Raid ads. At first I was thinking the same way you were, but now, it doesn't phase me. Let them make their money. Huggbees is great, and I'm happy to see him getting opportunities like this. And if you're a fan, you should be too.
@@firstlast-oo1he technically, he never sold out Steven hillenburgh (I can’t spell), as he never wanted all the spin offs and shit Nickelodeons doing. He’s just selling out Nickelodeon.
Edit two minutes later: I’m stupid sorry, I read that entirely wrong, ignore my comment!
@@OffGridInvestor bruh, do people not see the obvious ironic tone he uses for Raid Shadow Legends sponsored segments? If you actually watched them, you'll see him talking about how his "entire Audience now plays Raid" and other over the top statements.
It's just a way for Hugbees to keep the channel running, regardless. Just skip the segments, if you want to.
I mean, I don't see people jumping down JonTron's throat about him shilling Raid 🤷🏻
This is 1000 times better than regular how it’s made.
That’s because this is How it’s Actually Made.
Andrew speaks only truth here.
@Zuwap True. I saw a How it's made on hotdogs and on the list of ingredients they but this powder and just said it was a compound of different ingredients.
What are you talking about
@@eddiefu9598 Idk if you know or not but these are parodies of regular how it's made and I really like them.
IT’S LIKE THAT’S THE JOKE
As a Spanish speaker who has broken an arm before, “Maantey Dullkey” was one of the most painful things I’ve experienced.
I was looking for this comment lmfao
i was looking for this dulce is my name brooooo
What about "La Leega Agricóla de la CANA de Ázucar"?
From a French speaker, I’m glad to see it’s not our language being butchered for once
Ew, fr*nch.
I know a lot about how sugar is made with sugar canes, which are also responsible for sugar; but I never knew that bees grew. Thanks for the fun fact!
hey its you(i) again
@VALYA what
@@mombanger2835 it’s a bot
@@orangeismyfavoritecolor oh
I'm only liking your comment cause ur pfp is wander
“For an example of how to overuse a sponge until it’s ruined, turn your TV on to Nickelodeon.”
*This is so accurate it physically hurts.*
Modern Spongebob is still good
Change my mind
@@charliefike8 Actually watch it
That's all the convincing you should need.
@@_gorillazfreakinc._2 I have
@@charliefike8 You're easily pleased, then.
Depends on the season really
I’m relieved to find out that sugarcane produces sugar, as for my entire life I thought sugarcane produced salt.
And I thought there were sugar rocks naturally in the world
And I thought it was Sugarbane. Smh my head.
And I thought sugar cane and bamboo where the same
nah thats from bamboo, sugarcane produces sugar and bamboo produces salt. Thats why they look alike. One is sweet other is salty
@@splegoon4289 I can see why, just like the natural state of salt found in the ground. Cool thought process. Sweet, wholesome comment.
Him politely offering the viewer a spoonful of chocolate icing sticks in my head so good. Literally binged this whole series again because I couldn't remember what specific video it was from. Thanks Andrew I think I will partake
I love how the only joke in this video relating to cocaine was when he called out all the people who were going to make a joke that this was cocaine
He's trying to break us.
Well it was to obvious a joke anyway he had to find a way to twist our expectations
@@RustyNips I'd say you're right, if you weren't talking about the same guy who called milk, and other various white liquids "cum" on multiple occasions
420 heeh
@@Astro_fnrlhehe 69 hehe
I'm either more, or less, clever than Huggbees thinks I think I am, because when we saw the guy adding the bag of lime, I thought that the next step in making sugar was "add the sugar from a bag of sugar", like the time I found a recipe for wafer cookies, and step one was "get a package of wafer cookies"
Edit: I misheard, it is actually lime, not lye that is added.
You and me both, pardner, you and me both.
It seems Mr. Bees here gravely misunderstands the cleverity of his audience.
I honestly was expecting him to make a cocaine joke when it came up.
@VALYA What the actual fuck?
@@bobshoe3074 its a bot, albeit one that knows how to shitpost.
I need to know what step 2 was.
That 140% sugar image was real, i wasn’t expecting that
Companies usually only show per serving, but most are kind of the same. I don't know about the US though, that's what happens in my country
@@mati4252The FDA started requiring serving sizes to be realistic last year, so percentages higher than 100% on labels are a lot more common in the US than they used to be
I mean, he was drinking Mountain Dew so Im not too surprised.
@@EnigmaticLucas oh I see
Nobody expects 146% sugar content! Or the Spanish Inquisition.
the fact that he stays professional and is able to put in jokes as well, thats just too impressive.
I love how he does the Raid plug in the exact same style as his other videos. I actually watched the whole thing instead of skipping that section like normal. 10/10 would watch again.
Yes
Doubt, everybody is hyping raid to the point that i believe raid is desperate to sell their product
Maybe
You need to get Axe man.
honestly it was unbearable
Fun fact, the Japanese word for platinum translates into English as "White Gold".
This sits in contrast to the word Platinum itself, which is Spanish for "Unripe Silver".
in spanish, "Platino" would be at best like "silver-not", where is the unripe coming from? silver is "plata"
Are you pulling a Huggbees?
Gotta wait for the silver to ripen.
I've heard from OSP that apparently the conquistadors kept finding platinum when they were looking for silver and threw it away, which seems to fit the name.
@@3chovineA fellow person of culture I see
"You're not as clever as you think you are" That is a great quote when it comes to thinking that powder was cocaine
What most people don’t know is that 100% sugar is only made of 68% sugar. The remaining 32% is actually sugar.
bruh is 31% remaining that are sugar the rest 1% are sugar
46% more sugar content added for texture
oh my gods… I’ve been scammed…😔😔😔
My favorite part of these is the 1% that is actually factual, especially when the sentence starts out with something that seems like it could true, only to descend into absurdity in just a few words. Like in this video, this man has made at least a couple true and informative statements about sugar production. And somehow it makes it even funnier than if was only off the rails the whole time.
I like to watch the real one and the Huggbees one afterwards to see what’s real and what’s fake
what do you mean this is all true, obviously
i also like when he breaks character with a real fact, like the 146% thing in this video
I think it's funny cuz a teacher might accidentally play it for class
i don’t know what you’re talking about. this is all entirely true. i was part of the white hard hat gang
Fun fact. Those sugar percentages you showed is only representing the added sugars. That bottle is actually 292%. I know this because they intentionally don't label the total sugar content to lie to you about how much sugar you actually intake. I know this because products exist that don't tell you the sugar contents exactly. a product that had 53g total sugar but 0g of added for a total of 0%, which means that it only counts added sugars not total meaning the total doesn't represent that added sugar, they are separate entities and noone talks about it.
Well soda is mostly water so the added sugar is pretty close to the total sugar. Something like fruit juice though has a bunch of natural sugar so the added sugar is nowhere near the total sugar.
@@averagecarguy420 that still means that It has a misleading feel to it. And I find that unfortunate. Correct fruit juice has more natural sugar in it. But my point was focused around how they decided to only show added sugars instead of the the absolute total and used the added sugar as a way to demonstrate how they are considered separate.
this isnt entirely true, as the carbs is not double the grams of sugar.
@@laaaaviuwu I'm not following. I'm not specifically referring to carbs. Are you talking about how sugar is a type of simple carb so they count it towards carb total?
Labels rarely exclude total sugars. Like the one in the video, it shows total sugars, then added sugars.
If you want sugar labeling to be better, they should replace the added sugars section with types of sugars (glucose, fructose, etc), as that is more important.
9:38 "And yes, you know exactly what it is. It's sucrose crystals suspended in alcohol, not cum".
He had us in the first half, ngl
XD
Well I mean, we're not as clever as we think we are. Lol
@@dragons_hook Lol yeah xD
Hey, I call it the way I see it
@@slendr_playr9183 Fair enough
Does paint primer count?
I love the "passage way that has to be opened by something else in the dungeon" joke bro.
"At the mill, and also in your sister's bedroom, trucks empty their loads on the receiving table." I honestly think that this quote is one of the funniest in the video!! 😂
That definitely reminds me of the “how to turn a sphere inside out” video
That, and the beginning with the guy chewing the cane and spitting it into a bag.....and thats how sugar is made
"The Hershey's squirting is so violent, that the machine has to put a Stop Shitting arm to let the rotating cylinder that its getting out of control, and to knock it off."
"Then the machine pisses itself in embarrassment."
You started an uncontrollable laughing panic attack with the Glass table joke, then carried on into the diarrhea tornado while I slipped out of consciousness.
Thank you
SAMEEEEE
I giggled and nodded while saying “smart” at the glass table joke, and absolutely LOST it at the diarrhea waterfall, and left this mortal plane with the “stop shitting arm”
@@CrumblesXo I was looking for comments making sure I wasn't alone
I don’t know why I didn’t expect a fellow schlatt fan here
"For an example on how to overuse a sponge until it's ruined, turn your TV on to nickelodeon"
Man did Spongebob so dirty😭
I think the joke was that Nickelodeon did Spongebob dirty lol
Yeah, Huggbees ripping on SpongeBob killed me.
not as dirty as Peter's unwashed hands when he handles the product
Yes, sponges get dirty when they're overused.
Not as dirty as Nickelodeon did Stephen Hillenburg. Didn't even wait till the casket hit the 6 foot mark before disrespecting his wishes. If Nick parading the corpse of his show like a trophy ain't disrespect, I don't know what is. #LetSpongebobRetire
The timing of the orphan grinder line is so goddamn perfect. It gives you just enough time to process what you just heard and then reveals the uttery horrifying front end of the machine. Masterful.
"We all know that fashion juice is just unsettled sugarcane juice, but don't tell a model that, it'll make them cry."
- Huggbees, 2021
You content is really entertaining please never stop
Yes he content is great
@VALYA didnt ask
Its been 15 hours since I reported the spam bot wtf
@@awhahoo I'll do it also🙏 it's not a good comment.
@@shreyashpatil1438 ITS BEEN 3 DAYS ITS STILL HERE TF
Yeah Gary deserves more than a raise for that he deserves a promotion for making sure my sugar is perfectly fine and giving the stuff to Italians to make the perfect weapon Italian bread they never expect it!
Gary has been promoted to the Rank of: Customer
1:30 about 2 years ago a friend of mine showed me this video because of this joke and thanks to that, I will still hear it from time to time lol
"And yes, you know exactly what it is."
Me: It's glue.
I thought it was milk
Paint and Primer?
Cu
"Christopher Columbus never made it to Asia, but clumsily slammed into the Caribbean. He later brought Sugercane plantings there along with slavery."
Huggbees never misses.
it's been 10 minutes and I'm still reeling from that.
He did forget the smallpox, though
technically all columbus did was write back saying "okay, I found some dudes, they seem healthy and junk. you wanna make these guys citizens or slaves or what?" and the queen just wrote saying "come home" and sent another guy down there to get to the oppression. Ol columbo could not be trusted with that task.
@@KairuHakubi Hold up,
Could you Cite where You got That?
because Everywhere i Look, it Says colombus And his Crew enslaved The natives.
I mean, Later on, Colombus did Get removed As governor Of the Indies, but He wanted 10% of The profit,
And on His 3rd Trip to Spain he Did go To prison, And then Was aquitted.
But that Was later On?
There is His journal Entry, according To wikipedia Said "if It pleases Our lord, I will Take 6 Of them To your Highness when I depart"
but Thats him Talking to Himself (journal), (Our lord Refrences the Christian god, Not someone He sent A letter Too).
he did one thing right
The amount of shade in this video is great, it has officially replaced the Solid Rubber Tires episode as my favorite one
1:01 Whelp, time to trigger Shadow’s PTSD again
Fun fact: if you ever need to visually tell the difference between sugar and salt, look really closely to see if it is only in square or rectangles or rough crystals, the former is sugar and the latter salt
That's strange, my salt only comes in shape of micro spheres
I figure that licking it is a good way to figure out what it is... until I start smelling colors.
I'll snort both anyways
Or sprinkle some onto an open cut
Yup, we have the eyes of microscopes(true tho, its because sugar is glucose and that is hexagon molecules)
i love how this episode has both some really obvious shilling (raid shadow legends) and also a really sobering truth (the 146% sugar intake thing). quality stuff
another comment made the math, it's actually 292% sugar
caranguejo. No. They said that added sugar isn’t counted but it is, so the 146% thing is probably correct.
the bottle also said "contains 0% juice"...
@@caranguejo2269 nah, he was completely wrong. The totally sugar is 73g, all of it is the added, which was counted. So it's still """only""" 146%
@@oriolejb9774 since it's a soda I'm not surprised. Still sounds funny though.
I was going to comment “I wonder how many cocaine jokes he’s going to make” but then he called me out personally on twitter, Instagram, TH-cam, Facebook, and MySpace and now I’m not even sure if I’m safe in my own home.
421 east 8th Street, Commenterville.
@@dawsonglawe3203 😳
MySpace? I sure do admire your perseverance my friend
1:26 the orphan grinder said so Kindly is absolutley horendous❤
I remember seeing an experiment where two water troughs are offered to a mouse, one containing cocaine, one containing sugar.
It ended up being more addicted to the sugar.
It was interesting stuff
Cocaine doesnt exactly taste good
bacon fry man pan
Well to be fair... Who would want to drink cocaine water.. now... Other roi... I understand..
That demonstration always pissed me off, because no shit sugar is addicting considering it’s just a carbohydrate. You know, a source of energy from food.
@@alexsiemers7898 wh- huh? scientific experimentation exists to prove things like that and test whether or not they are true. The experiment was to test how addictive sugar is, not if it is at all.
And what's important to note here is that _it is more addictive than cocaine_
You forgot to mention how sugarcane is used to make paper SMH. You need three of them and a crafting table.
And the worst part is, at 146% of your daily recommended sugar intake is still using a recommended sugar intake that was heavily lobbied to be like three times what the experts actually wanted to put it at
so more like 438%
Where was this guy when I needed him the most years ago😂 I love his enthusiastic humor no matter the "how it's actually made" videos.
The way that they actually explain it while still remaining entirely hilarious 😂
H e. The way *He* explains it.
@@theunitdstatesarmy They, the way that they explain it. You are correcting casual English for what?
He is indeed a he. They is a useless use of keystrokes.
@@esprero
Because the guy who VO this video doesn't identify as anything other than a man. Also singular "they" is pointless since there's only 2 genders/sexes.
He*
That thing of chewing the sugarcane is actually something that people do a lot, it’s really good, here in Brazil we also squeeze it in a sugarcane squeezing machine machine that squeezes the squeezable sugarcane, who gets squeezed so hard that it bleed green water with sugar, it’s really good, specially when you put cold ice and citric lemon on it
I've chewed on the sweet sticks myself, but now I really want a fresh glass of iced green sugar juice with lemon
Damn, that sounds good
We have sugar cane juice shops in Egypt too
@@fingernecklace4817 it is
Citric lemon?
Isn't Caipirinha normally with limes?
Not sure what all the squeezing is about, but it really muddles up the sentance.
@@meme__supreme3373 caipirinha is something else
That sponge Bob burn was not only incredibly accurate but also savage as hell. Nice 😂👍
3:33 has made me realize that bugs and maybe small animals no doubt actually get into the sugarcane batches and travel down the line into our sugar
1. Plant Sugar Cane
2. Wait/use bonemeal
3. Get the sugar cane (don’t destroy the very bottom part)
4. Put it in a crafting table or your inventory crafting slot
BOOOM! Sugar
That’s minecraft
@@LordSparkleBum r/woosh
@@TheBusFoamer i don’t feel any air here
Fun fact: They actually used charred up bones in the filtering process of half of the sugar in the US. The bones apparently come from livestock that died of disease.
@@eagenthorror wow
0:45 SILENCE! the sugar has spoken
✋🗿 sugar has spoken
SHUT YOUR CACOPHONY! the sugar has spoken!
In my line of work ive heard a lot of "try not to think about it"s, but Huggbees is by far the most convincing and honest.
What's your line of work? 🤨
hotdog factory
@@gumiguy lmao
4:26 ah yes, the good Mountain Dew 2021 Halloween edition. definitely didnt waste 20 minutes of my life researching this....
I innocently came here to watch a "how it's made" while eating my soup during my break time. Almost spat my soup. It's so hilarious I can never watch anything else
4:01 - I can't believe that The Underminer from The Incredibles 1/2 is now a certified Orphan Grinder operator. You can really see his design and expertise shine in the workplace.
"Well done gary, you deserve a promotion" had me in stitches
The stop shitting arm that made the machine piss in embarrassment, that's the real og in this factory.
0:24 LOL I love how he casually mentioned slavery and moved on like nothing happend
I known it doesn't look very appetizing but sugar cane "juice" is a really nice drink, even more when you add a splash of pineapple or lemon juice. It's something rather common to drink here in Brazil paired with something called "pastel", fried pastry usually filled with cheese or beef inside.
That sounds delicious. Now i *want* to be sent to brazil
This has got to be some of his finest work, truly an instance of Huggbees functioning on all cyclinders
I love the pause in the intro cause you can tell that it was a check to see if they were at the right part of the teleprompter that was feeding them this bs lol i love your work man
huggbees as always is the funniest man alive
I want to see Huggbees do a How It's Actually Made of one of Donut Operator's videos
"for an example on how to overuse a sponge until it's ruined, turn on your tv to nickelodeon"
that really made me laugh out loud, genius 😂🤣
ok, the entire thing made me laugh, but that was savage
I love this channel so much, because with some topics I feel confident I know enough to be like “Yeah I’m 98% sure that fact was bullshit,” and then we get to something like sugar and… that thing may as well actually be called an orphan grinder.
1:32 , bro the orphan grinder is so cool…
The random pause after "powdered sugar" got me way more than it had any right to.
5:40 thank you for educating us on the 4 states of sugar. I'm really glad they be careful to use the right amount of millers because i don't like my sugar in gas form. Plasma might be interesting tho
“White gold” i don’t think about sugar when I hear this
You must be talking about semen, I've always heard cocaine called "booger sugar"
@@KingThrillgore I prefer "Nose Candy"
Iron
I think cotton
I remember my teacher putting this video on for the entire class to watch... This channel makes me laugh :)
The best part of these videos is trying to pick apart what its factual and what isnt.
Usually these voice overs make sense and I can still follow along with a good laugh. This is just confusing, I’m genuinely lost and I can’t stop chuckling, I must really not be as cleaver as I think I am
you’re right. you’re actually a hatchet, not a cleaver. i’m glad you’ve decided to live your truth
I love the side story of the gang war between the “white hard hat gang” and the “blue hard hat association”
"But what does this have to do with sugar?"
"Absolutely nothing."
I am deadddd
I’m so glad that my sugar is made of sugar, and not anything else. Thank you so much for helping me overcome this dilemma.
I’m so glad that my sugar is made of sugar, and not anything else. Thank you so much for helping me overcome this dilemma.
I’m so glad that my sugar is made of sugar, and not anything else. Thank you so much for helping me overcome this dilemma.
I’m so glad that my sugar is made of sugar, and not anything else. Thank you so much for helping me overcome this dilemma.
Nice copied comment
@@commandercody2980 Nice copied comment
7:27 He read our minds.
“Turn your TV on to Nickelodeon” one of the best How It’s Actually Made jokes I’ve ever heard🤣
2:17 you’ve clearly never been to my bedroom then
Can I come in your room?
@@Commonnonsense694bros got no riss -100000000 aura points
Because you you're circumference is the size of the room
Can i empty my load on your table?
I have but you wouldn't know about it... Don't worry there's not that many cameras
I spent 12 minutes watching this whole video and I still don't know how sugar is made. Very entertaining!
7:52 “For an example on how to overuse a sponge until it’s ruined, turn your tv on to Nickelodeon.” That line got me XD
Wrong time dtamp
@@ItsChiliP I think he trimmed a ton of stuff that TH-cam didn't like out cause a lot of the time stamps from old comments are wrong
8:48
"explaining why every italian restaurant bread is as hard as a rock"
come on man, you cant just be that true
Fr
Why are everyone's timestamps so wrong?
@@senilerodent because people are slow (delayed)
@@senilerodent if im not mistaken i think huggbees removed advertisements like from a bunch of his how its actuslly made videos
2:52 You can't tell me that's not a sugar cane waterfall.
Sugarcane provides sugar, but also syrup, molasses, rum, sugar, ethanol, sugar, brown sugar, powdered sugar
*and sugar*
I like how you’re dropping some real info in there too. Now i know that raw sugar has more molasses than plantation white sugar.
Quality video as always.
So, is that a weird way of saying colored sugar is better than white sugar? 😆😆
Yes, I went there.
@@oxide9679 depends. Sure colored sugar tases richer, but there are certain cocktails where you can't make the simple syrup with brown sugar otherwise it completely ruins the presentation of the drink.
@@meme__supreme3373 r/woooosh
@@oxide9679 This is youtube, Cody. Not reddit
@@11facehugger So what? All I was saying was that his comment belonged there.
Quit gatekeeping stupid shit. It's unbecoming of you.
“for an example on how to overuse a sponge until it’s ruined, turn your tv onto nickelodeon” BRO THAT WAS FOUL
Current like to dislike ratio:
👍19K 👎325
Status: Positive like to dislike ratio
How tf can you see the dislikes I can't anymore?
How often is this updated?
update when
What I enjoy about games ads on youtube these days is that there is no way to tell satire from actual advertisement without actually playing the game. Thematically, it fits these videoes!
0:52 you forgot sugar
Oh font forget sugar
He also forgot sugar
I still can’t believe he forgot sugar aswell!
You forgot sugar
Don’t forget sugar
Everybody gangsta until you get a soda filled with 146% of the daily recommended dose of sugar plasma
7:30
This is a bag of cocaine.
Just y
Watching Huggbees videos of How It’s Made, usually give me some idea of what the original videos intended to show me How things are made, but watching this one gave me 0% knowledge of how sugar is actually made lol.
Edit: I am surprised that this comment got so many likes. (I know that 78 is not a MAJOR amount of likes. I just did not expect this comment to reach so many people in a way that they would feel the need to actually like it, lol.)
nahh he showed it. like any carbohydrate it's basically a matter of cutting down a grass, then grinding it up and washing and sifting it a lot to get out the diarrhea parts.
@@KairuHakubi oh, I guess it must be just me then, I suppose that the other videos must just be a lot easier to notice what processes are used to create the items the videos are about. Thank you for describing the process for me, makes me feel not too dumb now lol 😆
@@moustashley-thelonegamer23791 yea definitely just u, i understand every bit
11:19 good job Peter
Man, that Raid ad was so good I only skipped a little bit of it. You're a funny guy, this is my kind of humor. Subbed.
Just to prove that we don't mind sponsors on your videos (quite the opposite, we encourage it!) I sat through the entire sponsorship ad. Good video, you deserve to get paid!
These sponsor segments are the cleverest subversion of the Raid scripts, I love it so much.
7:51 as he describes the process I swear I can hear his voice waver just a little bit, especially on “the crystals remain”. I think this is the closest he’s ever come to breaking.
4:03 “moving so fast it becomes pixelated in real life”
Why such an accurate description tho
That timestamp is VERY OFF!
@@TheInfectedGamerYTnooo. It's about as accurate as Harry maguire. So very accurate
@@thelivingzombie8403 "the factories is: the sugar itself"
Have you tried tapping the timestamp?
Cuz what he's quoting in his own comment was said about a minute and a half ago.
@@TheInfectedGamerYT”hey dumby,thats the joke! Thats all folks 👋🏻🐷🖕🏻”
I really thought it was gonna be 13 minutes of those opening shots of sugar
Ah yes the *orphan grinder* a beautiful piece of machinery