Dark Souls 3: Giant Door Squad

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  • @UncreativePontiff
    @UncreativePontiff 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7802

    *Can't open from this side*

    • @Agent_Platinum
      @Agent_Platinum 7 ปีที่แล้ว +448

      One of the many nightmares of Dark Souls, now weaponized.

    • @mariofann9000
      @mariofann9000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      I have played dark souls for years, fighting enemies and bosses, mastering weapons, sorceries and pyromancies, but never, have I ever seen such a weapon, that holds this amount of power.

    • @TheUltimateRiku
      @TheUltimateRiku 7 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      *Enemies can open doors.*

    • @electrobrotm217
      @electrobrotm217 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@mariofann9000 but have you mastered miracles?

    • @doncoria9505
      @doncoria9505 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@electrobrotm217 MiRAcLEs Is ShiT iN DaRk sOuLS 3

  • @jamier7542
    @jamier7542 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13291

    FromSoft: Dark Souls is a game about experiencing the hopelessness of a world trapped in an endless cycle of darkness and despair.
    Dark Souls Fanbase: hehe dores

  • @smallmanjeff1708
    @smallmanjeff1708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3479

    Them: We're to good for this dude
    Random: *wips out doors*
    Them: *He's Perfect*

    • @Darkyagami07
      @Darkyagami07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Dores makes man perfect

    • @goldenjackel5
      @goldenjackel5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Underrated comments

    • @Corymbia
      @Corymbia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Too*.

    • @piratekit3941
      @piratekit3941 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      The poor victim who saw the 3 doormen was in awe, he knew he had no chance.

  • @vertikil
    @vertikil 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4540

    how rude they forgot to knock

  • @justsomerandomguy6562
    @justsomerandomguy6562 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4982

    *You invaded the world of IronPineapple*
    Invader: "....Fuck"

    • @Ouroboros619
      @Ouroboros619 7 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Imagine if this was who invaded you first with the Judicator guy

    • @korvus8121
      @korvus8121 7 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      yeah instantly knows hes not only dead but will get bullyd in the proces XD

    • @googleoperationcyclone
      @googleoperationcyclone 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      And then shamed on youtube haha

    • @iggytheincubus
      @iggytheincubus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      "Whelp, time to use that black crystal"

    • @isosev
      @isosev 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I would press the self destruct key on my computer.
      Yes that is actually a thing. No it isn't nearly as bad as exploding my PC. It does make the computer bluescreen though.

  • @aceofdiamonds203
    @aceofdiamonds203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1962

    "World War 3 will be fought with nukes, but World War 4 will be fought with doors."

    • @michelveilleux1275
      @michelveilleux1275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And I suppose ww5 will be fought with boats yeah?

    • @stevewondering6311
      @stevewondering6311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I knew the moment obama said we'll be opening doors He ment this......

    • @philliam111
      @philliam111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      nuke nuke nuking on heavens door

    • @Parrtorias
      @Parrtorias 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      World War Door amiright?

    • @nocturnaljoe9543
      @nocturnaljoe9543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You mean DORES

  • @Neko_Medic
    @Neko_Medic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9218

    the darker you make an universe, the sillier the fans will make it.

    • @illuminity6618
      @illuminity6618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +246

      Please can you say it for evangalion

    • @Neko_Medic
      @Neko_Medic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      @@illuminity6618 i can.

    • @jagodaduda2976
      @jagodaduda2976 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      @@illuminity6618 a lot of people already did

    • @Adros2121
      @Adros2121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      So Warhammer 40k

    • @Neko_Medic
      @Neko_Medic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@Adros2121 ye

  • @tai-cx5vj
    @tai-cx5vj 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1949

    Now I know why the DLC starts with "The *Close* of the Age of Fire"

    • @muobu74
      @muobu74 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Son Tama lol

    • @dasani991
      @dasani991 7 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Not sure how the fire can end when this shit is fucking lit.

    • @tai-cx5vj
      @tai-cx5vj 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      dasani991 I'm not sure if you got the joke

    • @PoiColle
      @PoiColle 7 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      dont think u got his joke either

    • @tai-cx5vj
      @tai-cx5vj 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Poi? Joke-ception

  • @schiibe.7525
    @schiibe.7525 7 ปีที่แล้ว +845

    Dark Souls is a series which explores the meaning behind humanity, despair, corruption of power...
    and nonsensical shenanigans.

    • @TheSwerAlmighty
      @TheSwerAlmighty 7 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      This is what the Dark Soul does to a man.

    • @haloCE6
      @haloCE6 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      but mostly nonsensical shenanigans.

    • @ovaloaf8780
      @ovaloaf8780 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Dark Souls, a series known for its meticulously designed levels, the enemy placements can define your journey, and the very actions affect the people and enemies around you. Some are driven mad, some are given a thirst for blood, some... well, even the Lords of Cinders would fear them, those who wield weapons of mass destruction, and yet they are no more but lowly mortals... or are they the ancient dragons reborn?

    • @schiibe.7525
      @schiibe.7525 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ova Loaf or just men who're trying to shove their love of doors into people...literally.

    • @OkMazzy
      @OkMazzy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tis what thou signed up for.

  • @Thissentenceisfalselosers
    @Thissentenceisfalselosers 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4043

    This is how the world ends: With hundreds of Unkindled forming a wall and making the Soul of Cinder pay for it

    • @cloroxbleach7329
      @cloroxbleach7329 7 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      Nah you got that all wrong. Soul of Cinder is gonna build the wall between Lothric and Drangleic. And we're gonna make Vendrick pay for it.

    • @jackbright2125
      @jackbright2125 7 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      But... Drangleic is IN Lothric, the earthen peak is in the dreg heap which is in high lothric.

    • @ypraisethesun4431
      @ypraisethesun4431 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Clorox Bleach I know Vendrick he is a wonderful guy he will build a great wall better than any wall in all of lore. You sun kids will be talking about it.

    • @LGreymark
      @LGreymark 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Ashen Juan might not even be able to climb that wall

    • @MasterOfKnowledge.
      @MasterOfKnowledge. 7 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Gwyn is gonna make Lordran great again

  • @cadunkus
    @cadunkus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11791

    I got invaded by a guy named "doorman" while helping out some fella at high wall, I didn't think much of it until we reached a doorway that normally has no door...
    Except it did.
    With infinite stamina hacks.
    When the host finally gave up on breaking through it, I knocked twice with my fist and he stepped out of the way and left.

    • @pilotero3898
      @pilotero3898 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2973

      The doormans will step aside if you prove that you're a real gentleman who knocks every door before entering.

    • @algirdas25pl31
      @algirdas25pl31 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1353

      That a good gaming story

    • @danielb6505
      @danielb6505 6 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      LOL

    • @TehSymbiote
      @TehSymbiote 5 ปีที่แล้ว +319

      True gent

    • @thelasttrinityomega2024
      @thelasttrinityomega2024 5 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      Good Door

  • @aeulas8953
    @aeulas8953 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2977

    I'm a simple man
    I see door.
    I alt-f4

    • @loonytoons8130
      @loonytoons8130 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Lmao i found this hella funny

    • @Garp1990
      @Garp1990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      why 😅🤣 try fight and defeat them! you lost at the start of the match 🤨 Git Gud my Sun Bro 👍

    • @Garp1990
      @Garp1990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Adam J. Harper they'll make mistake, they'll slip
      Others will invade who will help you defeat them
      they might slip and fall from a cliff

    • @breakneck777
      @breakneck777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shia surprise

    • @Betaster3000
      @Betaster3000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Garp1990 it's a joke genius

  • @xxEpicxGunnerxx
    @xxEpicxGunnerxx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4202

    If only we could get like 30 people into a game, we could make a maze that randomly attacks you.

    • @mybirthdayis4206
      @mybirthdayis4206 6 ปีที่แล้ว +340

      i just imagined that and laughed for a straight minute haha

    • @tristynliu5633
      @tristynliu5633 6 ปีที่แล้ว +317

      DARK SOULS 4

    • @solitudeau8188
      @solitudeau8188 6 ปีที่แล้ว +388

      DOOR SOULS 4

    • @GeoJo1137
      @GeoJo1137 6 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      DOOR TROLLS 4

    • @4f52
      @4f52 6 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      DOOR 4

  • @reads2166
    @reads2166 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3475

    **DOOR DOES NOT OPEN FROM THIS SIDE**

    • @Gnurklesquimp
      @Gnurklesquimp 7 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      That's the perfect name for a character that does this

    • @SplattGang
      @SplattGang 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      M. Lil too long tho

    • @Gnurklesquimp
      @Gnurklesquimp 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Those damn character limits always ruin the fun

    • @The9toes
      @The9toes 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      holy shit

    • @DerVasto
      @DerVasto 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      How about *Locked.* ?

  • @Trash_Wendigo
    @Trash_Wendigo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2677

    "We will build a wall. This wall will be so high, it will be the highest wall."
    -Prince Lothric

    • @unnamedvisitor1649
      @unnamedvisitor1649 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Texas Lawman '...Now, if there's nothing else to discuss, I need to get back to rewriting the laws so I can legally fuck my own family.
      OH SHIT THE MICROPHONE WAS ON!!!'

    • @jean-casse-tete9764
      @jean-casse-tete9764 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "BUILD A GREAT WALL FOR AMERICA" Donald Trump

    • @solitudeau8188
      @solitudeau8188 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      "When the high wall appeared, they weren't sending their best. They're bringing death, they're bringing crime, they're hollow"

    • @flyingpaladin617
      @flyingpaladin617 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Make Lothric great again!

    • @Sin526
      @Sin526 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@solitudeau8188 "And some... I assume, are good undead

  • @annihilationsquadron8585
    @annihilationsquadron8585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    The one guy pulling out his own two doors "Fuck it lets roll" I loved that xD

  • @afterpasthours7504
    @afterpasthours7504 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1652

    It was only a matter of time.
    The Walls rise again.

    • @radamanthys_0154
      @radamanthys_0154 7 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Berg Electron "No man on earth can make you fall"

    • @Bukapikir
      @Bukapikir 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      the wall just got ten feet higher

    • @fumeultraarchie470
      @fumeultraarchie470 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Remember OnlyAfro's 'The Wall'?

    • @zericx603
      @zericx603 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The Legend never dies.

    • @daddymememaster5432
      @daddymememaster5432 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Trump would be damn proud

  • @OfficeThug
    @OfficeThug 7 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    It's like, they looked at all the stupid shit we were doing in DS2, you know, the stuff they nerfed, and From Soft just said "You know what? Fuck It, put it all back in the new game, and make it even more stupid fun".

    • @marvibun
      @marvibun 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      'cept that you can't have fun in DS3 PVP, even when i try doing stupid fun builds i get abused with Estoc and other stuff.

    • @awarmmilkandcookies
      @awarmmilkandcookies 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Yup, that's why DS2 was so great. People bash it a lot but it really gave us some dope ass content

  • @EminentLine
    @EminentLine 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2005

    Life has many doors, Ed-boy.

    • @matmatician7
      @matmatician7 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      oh goddamnit lolol

    • @BBSHOCKZ
      @BBSHOCKZ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Good ol ralph

    • @the_furry_inside_your_walls639
      @the_furry_inside_your_walls639 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Many doors, indeed. Too many to handle, for couch potato ed-boys!

    • @mxspokes
      @mxspokes 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      rolf

    • @sunnynoriega4288
      @sunnynoriega4288 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      If only they made the hat of discipline as a weapon

  • @Zephyrir_Snow
    @Zephyrir_Snow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +938

    “My offense is my defense” - the legendary door warriors

    • @gus251
      @gus251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Snow Tatoe dooriors

    • @Ana_Al-Akbar
      @Ana_Al-Akbar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hodor!

    • @tuxedocatii6421
      @tuxedocatii6421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "The best offense is a good defense" - the doormen

    • @caketits2723
      @caketits2723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Legendoory Door Dooriers

    • @julianmarx2002
      @julianmarx2002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gus251 Legendooriors

  • @summersasquatch
    @summersasquatch 7 ปีที่แล้ว +472

    I like how they added a shield that is weak to fire in a dlc where literally every weapon does fire damage

    • @Arabyss
      @Arabyss 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      hyperham51197 you know what it sword art r2 is freaking insane it can block everything even fire and the op angel too

    • @Arabyss
      @Arabyss 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      and nearly no dmg

    • @SS2LP
      @SS2LP 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Real men use both at the same time.

    • @summersasquatch
      @summersasquatch 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Оксана Цветкова fuck outta here with that bullshit

  • @thekingofcardboard
    @thekingofcardboard 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2658

    I hope this is the first thing aliens see of our civilisation.

    • @cartooncritique6625
      @cartooncritique6625 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Aliens: "WTF?!"

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Im afraid someone rick rolled them instead.

    • @2MeterLP
      @2MeterLP 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      "And as you can see, high council, these humans we found are idiots. Advanced enough to make computers, but idiots."

    • @redoctober3777
      @redoctober3777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      "Lets invade them, they seem simple enou...mistake MISTAKE"
      *FUNK INTESIFIES*

    • @midshipman8654
      @midshipman8654 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Riesenfriese False. Seeing this they would know we surpassed them long ago and bend a knee to our superior Door based culture, knowing that it is only right and natural to marvel at our grandeur.

  • @DeadMeat2208
    @DeadMeat2208 7 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    this could easily be an official boss in their next game
    Door King, Lord of the Hinged Barrier.

    • @WSilvermane
      @WSilvermane 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You fucking think Bloodborne will have shields?

    • @gnnniii1
      @gnnniii1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@WSilvermane Bloodborne eh?

  • @Ashen-One1
    @Ashen-One1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +900

    This may sound insane, but this is my comfort video. I come back to it everytime I have a bad day.

    • @aeromorphenjoyer7102
      @aeromorphenjoyer7102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      You are not alone, duh

    • @CrizzyEyes
      @CrizzyEyes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      My comfort video in college was Emarrel's video where he summons white phantoms in DS1 on his NG+8 SL1 character. That was an amazing video. Link: th-cam.com/video/ATvBYudDmY4/w-d-xo.html

    • @nunyabusiness168
      @nunyabusiness168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pathing wrong with liking doors

    • @liambrewerpowerlifting
      @liambrewerpowerlifting 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mines The State of Movement Shooters by FUnke

    • @maaren3150
      @maaren3150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It doesn't sound insane trust me

  • @IronPineapple
    @IronPineapple  7 ปีที่แล้ว +4162

    door my life up fam

    • @onyxmyhrildragon7288
      @onyxmyhrildragon7288 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      YUSH!!!!!

    • @dankbeard543
      @dankbeard543 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Iron Pineapple I've been waiting for this

    • @elfriedexd7195
      @elfriedexd7195 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      See? Daddy Pineapple upload

    • @sendai6694
      @sendai6694 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Iron Pineapple i lovd you

    • @thechromeeagle818
      @thechromeeagle818 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Iron Pineapple What are you, a shitty Havel the Rock fanboy😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm sorry😢😢😢

  • @RubberMango
    @RubberMango 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1784

    Hey so I just found you and we have essentially opposite names. Nice.

  • @beestripes0306
    @beestripes0306 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1326

    Lmao that Vaati cameo tho

    • @Typanion
      @Typanion 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What is the time on video where he shows up?

    • @ahadzeb1142
      @ahadzeb1142 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      BeeStripes 030 Where?

    • @Baron0009
      @Baron0009 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Typanion 2:00

    • @beestripes0306
      @beestripes0306 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ahad Zeb 2:00

    • @khuzang
      @khuzang 7 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      "Welcome to the Ringed City"

  • @zackv3957
    @zackv3957 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    The guy who just fell to his knees in despair when the 3 naked door men slowly approached him sent me into orbit

  • @boinkmaster9000
    @boinkmaster9000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +574

    Ladies and gentlemen, THE DOORS.

    • @dmtha3rd
      @dmtha3rd 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Underrated comment

  • @whayes3701
    @whayes3701 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1327

    *adds dual greatshields and dual greatswords
    *doesn't add "well, what is it?" or "shrug" gestures
    okay From

    • @Hjarrun
      @Hjarrun 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      W Hayes sounds like you haven't found em yet.

    • @clairewhitley
      @clairewhitley 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      RAPTUREWEREWOLF Liar

    • @KaedeLanyo
      @KaedeLanyo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      I'm mostly sad about the lack of "look skyward".

    • @clairewhitley
      @clairewhitley 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      KaedeLanyo rapture lies

    • @joekewl7539
      @joekewl7539 7 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      -Adds grody face mask
      -Doesn't add Mask of the Father
      Why spend the fuckin money

  • @Egalitariat-likesecretariat
    @Egalitariat-likesecretariat 7 ปีที่แล้ว +796

    I had a D&D character once by the name of Creggith Crag-Closer. One day, while the party (composed primarily of Chaotic Neutrals and Neutral Evils) was adventuring in an old castle, we came across an object we would all come to know and love as The Mighty Door. It was a plain, yet sturdy reinforced wooden door. We spent something like fifteen rounds just doing strength checks to force it open before the Chaotic Good barbarian stepped in and it finally opened, snapping off its hinges as he charged it. The Mighty Door itself was unscathed.
    Creggith saw this door withstand a minute-and-a-half long onslaught of a pair of Gruumsh clerics, a very befuddled samurai, and one increasingly furious fighter trying to break it, yet it was unharmed. Obviously, this was a powerful magical artifact. So Creggith claimed it, stuck it into a portable hole, and maintained it would be the front door to his mansion. Until then, Creggith would carry the Mighty Door on his back, to use as quick improvised cover should the need arise. That door lasted until one of the players (the only Lawful Good) turned antipaladin and ruined the game, at which point I quit that group.
    I have a homebrew magical item to represent the power of the Door, though each is but a pale imitation of the true article. None can replace the Mighty Door. None can overcome its steadfast resolve, for though the blade can slash, and the hammer can crush, and the spear can pierce, the Door shall always withstand.
    edit: I'm considering adding an artifact/intelligent version of the Mighty Door. If so, it's probably going to be the Gate of Hell. "Abandon every hope, ye who enter here" and all.

    • @trenixjetix
      @trenixjetix 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      best comment

    • @erebostenebris3954
      @erebostenebris3954 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Just one quick comment, it says "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here" over the gates of hell, not every hope.

    • @Egalitariat-likesecretariat
      @Egalitariat-likesecretariat 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Erebos Tenebris
      I know, but I heard one translation from Italian where it was "abandon every hope", and I thought it sounded better. To me, it implies that you go through all of them and discard them one-by-one.

    • @Bukapikir
      @Bukapikir 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      nice pasta /tg/

    • @thewhiskey584
      @thewhiskey584 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Egalitariat I can't read

  • @kahunakool2155
    @kahunakool2155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    Could you imagine having a boss fight and it's just 3 heavies with door shields?

  • @Stargale
    @Stargale 7 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    Well, you know what they say...
    When one door closes, another one opens...

  • @Aki145
    @Aki145 7 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    Bringing "slaming the door on people's faces" to a whole other level.

  • @danikisikan9821
    @danikisikan9821 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    The amount of masculinity I just witnessed made me question my sexuality. Then I realized the answer is yes

  • @epicdemic777
    @epicdemic777 7 ปีที่แล้ว +503

    Top 10 Scariest Gangs In The World

    • @HazziTheHyena
      @HazziTheHyena 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      If this gang isnt number one on your watch mojo vid I'm coming for your family

    • @bingchilling3713
      @bingchilling3713 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao legit

    • @METAL4K-UK
      @METAL4K-UK 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not when Firestorm will blasts them around the room.

  • @Solyssey
    @Solyssey 7 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    i fucking love the end where Yung looks away and back to you like "I promise it wasn't me this time"

  • @AfroBuff
    @AfroBuff 7 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    The slowed down Thwomp sound effect killed me lol

    • @stupidloser2714
      @stupidloser2714 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      UUURGH

    • @ErinMartyFreeman
      @ErinMartyFreeman 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      WIG WOM

    • @zazollo
      @zazollo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That had me at first and then the Vaati sound bit just took it home

    • @almightygoatbitch8065
      @almightygoatbitch8065 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U R R R R R G G G H H H H H

    • @almightygoatbitch8065
      @almightygoatbitch8065 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      White snoop Dogg try me bithc

  • @ryaquaza3offical
    @ryaquaza3offical 5 ปีที่แล้ว +907

    Heroes have swords.
    Legends have spears.
    But Gods,...
    *Gods have doors*

    • @Friendlybot9000
      @Friendlybot9000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      God slayers have walls

    • @SafiullahMollick
      @SafiullahMollick 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Friendlybot9000 and Demon Slayers have mountains... lol

    • @doncoria9505
      @doncoria9505 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      HEAVEN'S DOORS

    • @NateThe_Great24
      @NateThe_Great24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      How am I the first person to say God Of Door?

    • @user-eh2jk6mf9s
      @user-eh2jk6mf9s 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I don't understand. Why doesn't this comment have more likes?!

  • @billionsmustfight
    @billionsmustfight 7 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    "Hey boss, I have a great idea for a new weapon for the upcoming DLC! I was thinking of a sw-"
    *Swords? Axes? Spears? Hammers? Bagh, we need something out of the ordinary.*
    "Well, I went to this castle place a few days ago with my kids and-"
    *I got the PERFECT idea..! Doors.*
    "Doors? Just... doors?"
    *Yes, doors. Big, wooden doors. They're gonna act like shields AND as weapon.*
    "So... doors? Big, reinforced wooden doors? That's it? Because my sword can use thi-"
    *Fuck swords! Fuck all them weapons! Just give them a couple of doors.*

  • @weirdbuginthenighttime
    @weirdbuginthenighttime 7 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    If you're not subbed to pineapple yet, there's the door

  • @RexorInvicta
    @RexorInvicta 7 ปีที่แล้ว +450

    Hodor likes this video.

  • @IsaacWhispers
    @IsaacWhispers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +494

    Lmao we're way cool for this dude
    *Now hold on...*
    That made me laugh way harder then it should have haha

  • @LIBERTYorD34TH
    @LIBERTYorD34TH 6 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    Did a giant door build for arena pvp at sl 150, never had more fun in my life.....90% of players have no clue how to defend against it.... Be prepared to be getting some hate mail though.

    • @Spooky711B
      @Spooky711B 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      got the build?

    • @LIBERTYorD34TH
      @LIBERTYorD34TH 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@Spooky711B depends on what SL your going for, but at 120, go with whatever vigor and vit your cool with(i usually go 30 vig 25 vit) but the key is to have at least 40 str(the more the merrier) and most importantly, this build depends mostly on endurance(40 minimum) as your going to shield tank through everything, the only thing that gets through is very minor elemental chip damage. BEWARE OF BACKSTABS, its the only weakness, be patient, its very timing dependent (for getting off good attacks) turtle up and wait for them to attack, when they are mid animation hit them with the WA, mix it up and use timing and spacing, also keep a secondary weapon ready(heavy straightsword to really pull off the complete cancer build)just incase you get matched with a caster. Play around with it. at the time I got into using it there were no "build guides" or even "weapon guides" for using the doors, just a hilarious trolling montage by fighterPL if im not mistaken.....tons of fun.

    • @Spooky711B
      @Spooky711B 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@LIBERTYorD34TH Dope, thanks!

    • @simonconagher6921
      @simonconagher6921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I found a way on sl 52

  • @harlee4052
    @harlee4052 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Knowing this is more viable than my pyromancer build embarrasses me.

  • @matthewhughes1950
    @matthewhughes1950 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    5 years later this is still a joy to watch

  • @98_sam_
    @98_sam_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    *blocks your path*

    • @megaponful
      @megaponful 7 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Nicholas Longinsky Nothing personel kid.

    • @wilhelmthegreat
      @wilhelmthegreat 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      nothing personnel*

    • @FlipJanson
      @FlipJanson 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      nothing personal** ?

    • @Makingthebullet
      @Makingthebullet 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh you sweet summer child.
      Google ColdSteel the Hedgeheg. Yes. Hedgeheg.

  • @MichaelBoumanPegasus4x4
    @MichaelBoumanPegasus4x4 7 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    "Dark spirit Gotye has died"
    Well, Now I guess he's just somebody that you used to know.

    • @gilpita
      @gilpita 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Michael Bouman lol i'm late but good shit man

  • @blew4200
    @blew4200 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    The music just makes it..so much more enjoyable..thank you for this masterpiece

  • @TechnoMasterBoy
    @TechnoMasterBoy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    We need a sequel to this. Giant Door Squad 2.

    • @swytchblayd
      @swytchblayd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      GDS 2: Off The Hinges xD

    • @TechnoMasterBoy
      @TechnoMasterBoy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@swytchblayd Good one lol.

  • @Velkan1396
    @Velkan1396 7 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    3:40 in that moment you need the shrug gesture

  • @joeychill4364
    @joeychill4364 5 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    aww that's cute ya let the one guy play. Prob the best time he's had.

    • @Shadow_Witch
      @Shadow_Witch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      door bros before souls.

  • @MaxixamRoblox
    @MaxixamRoblox 7 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    *Gives me conniptions*

    • @junkyporpoise4254
      @junkyporpoise4254 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maxim Cossette-Patry
      *We’re not fit to lick their boots*

  • @ttoumsgaming2814
    @ttoumsgaming2814 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Oh man! This is still one of my all time favourite videos of Dark Souls III. The music and the edit is just, ON POINT!

  • @headhunter306
    @headhunter306 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    When you three were lined up doing the same animation I was dying 😂

  • @jordansmith8557
    @jordansmith8557 7 ปีที่แล้ว +715

    how did they get there characters so buff my character looks like a pre pubescent teen.

    • @steoff
      @steoff 7 ปีที่แล้ว +620

      You gotta lift hard with some fuckin doors

    • @scrufflesde-brickashaw333
      @scrufflesde-brickashaw333 7 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      Mods and 10 ton doors my man

    • @bitlord6710
      @bitlord6710 6 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Do you even door?

    • @jodim5384
      @jodim5384 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      +99 strength my man

    • @Caliell
      @Caliell 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Steroids.... and lifting doors of course

  • @MeatTown
    @MeatTown 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    It was only a matter of time...

  • @51rwyatt
    @51rwyatt ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It's been years and in terms of game comedy videos, I come back to this one. It sticks in the mind.

  • @blackice2142
    @blackice2142 7 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    " taps B " best fucking bit lol

  • @forestgumping4141
    @forestgumping4141 7 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    0:48 for honor in a nutshell

    • @noregrets92
      @noregrets92 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Wow!
      Wow!
      Wow!

    • @osaid98
      @osaid98 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Rayon
      Sorry
      Sorry
      Sorry

    • @Plainofices
      @Plainofices 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      osaid98
      good fight!
      good fight!
      good fight!

    • @ghboy100
      @ghboy100 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sirwhite Alotlol
      group up!
      group up!
      group up!

    • @putyograsseson
      @putyograsseson 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      blackliceball101
      Nice Shot!
      Nice Shot!
      Nice Shot!
      Ugh wrong meta...

  • @dannykai3035
    @dannykai3035 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    The shields do more damage than my sword

    • @thanquolrattenherz9665
      @thanquolrattenherz9665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i would look for a refund

    • @markmcgehee3864
      @markmcgehee3864 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thanquolrattenherz9665 funniest part is that the doors consume fp to use their special abilities
      But if you have 0 fp the mega defense mode works identically and the rush attack drops from 300 damage to 200 on a standard infusion plus 8
      So yeah just imagine putting fire blessed or heavy on this
      Fire could lower your weakness so pyromancer don’t laugh
      Blessed lowers defense by like 2 and lowers damage by under 100 on a min requirement build and heavy boost the balls outta the damage to the point where despite still being in the soft ap the weapon acts like an actual weapon lol

    • @thanquolrattenherz9665
      @thanquolrattenherz9665 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@markmcgehee3864 i wonder how they came up with the idea for this shieldweapon.

  • @Chom-Chom
    @Chom-Chom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    1:33
    Asserting dominance with the boys

  • @Onebigcod
    @Onebigcod 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I don't care how old this is, I am so glad yt recommend this to me.

  • @Venim85
    @Venim85 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Hodor would be proud to see this. Such door holding skills.

    • @t0lg410
      @t0lg410 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nice one

  • @voexz
    @voexz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I love how you just teamed up with the other door guys

  • @stupid9830
    @stupid9830 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    _Door Souls 3™_

  • @OHG_Fawx
    @OHG_Fawx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    lmao when the 3rd guy squads up

  • @kerry7932
    @kerry7932 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Just wanted to compliment Mr. Pineapple's choice and use of music in all of his videos. Sophisticated, humorous, lush, perfect editing, apt. Great stuff.

    • @dashreznicek8336
      @dashreznicek8336 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What’s the music name?

    • @s4rcelle
      @s4rcelle ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dashreznicek8336 not sure if you ever got the answer but it's "Wrap it" by Rollomatik

  • @matthewhare8443
    @matthewhare8443 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    they all come a knockin, but they allways get a rockin

  • @thegingergrasshopper3908
    @thegingergrasshopper3908 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I know this is old but this is disturbingly satisfying to watch.

  • @CSTC00000
    @CSTC00000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +531

    Why are they built like JoJo characters

    • @cristianbernal8009
      @cristianbernal8009 7 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Kekles only way to carry the doors to Valhalla fam.

    • @alessandrobenadia6008
      @alessandrobenadia6008 7 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      ZA WARUDOOR

    • @CaptainHandsome
      @CaptainHandsome 7 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      Did you know that Hirohiko Araki invented muscular male physiques? Gyms are actually a jojo reference and any adult male with muscles in media is a direct allusion to the manga

    • @CSTC00000
      @CSTC00000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      oh yeah obviously

    • @sod0m
      @sod0m 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Excuse me! I believe the word you're looking for is "THICC"

  • @devilbowser253
    @devilbowser253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    As a wise man once said
    "I AM THE DEFENSE"

    • @Asta_The_Necromancer
      @Asta_The_Necromancer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lazy what kind of defense is this?

    • @scrizzl05
      @scrizzl05 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Asta_The_Necromancer I AM THE DEFENSE!!!

  • @JustHorse
    @JustHorse 7 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Yay, New DS III video!
    That was very impressed dlc compared to first one.

    • @Raxen95
      @Raxen95 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Fading Walnut I had to concentrate so much and go fucking tryhard for Midir. You make one fuck up and you're done kiddo.

    • @fadingwalnut6132
      @fadingwalnut6132 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Raxen95 His health bar just took so long and every attack of his does so much damage. I think he took me just about an hour of attempts.

  • @arturarruda8151
    @arturarruda8151 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I actually searched the giant door videos from dark souls 3 that made me laugh so much again midway through. This is funny af 😂

  • @absoutezeo2126
    @absoutezeo2126 7 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    Wait, if they guard break you then riposte, does that count as breaking and entering?

    • @xmm-cf5eg
      @xmm-cf5eg 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      What about Breaching and Clearing?

    • @Egalitariat-likesecretariat
      @Egalitariat-likesecretariat 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Breaching and clearing would be breaking their guard, then pyromancy or sorcery.

  • @KidMangaX
    @KidMangaX 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I lost it when you played the whomp noise.

  • @BeavisSaves
    @BeavisSaves 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    This song is too funky to handle

  • @futuristicbus61
    @futuristicbus61 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    God I really wish I had picked up dark souls way way earlier than I did. Watching these old PvP compilations makes me realize just how much I’ve missed

  • @jexli
    @jexli 6 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    2:00 VAATIVIDYA DETECTED

  • @chain_dive
    @chain_dive 7 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    Hold the door!!!

    • @GettoHama
      @GettoHama 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shadowanroid stop

    • @smtmonke
      @smtmonke 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hammer Time!

    • @berrybenson8636
      @berrybenson8636 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shadowanroid too soon

    • @pigroachman8712
      @pigroachman8712 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I remember making a Hodor Twink build as soon as I found this weapon. It was OPAF.

    • @dddmemaybe
      @dddmemaybe 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hold my beer, I've got a door to hold.

  • @fuzzmountain7583
    @fuzzmountain7583 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Outstanding.
    I can't believe I have neglected this weapon for so long. I'm +5ing it ASAP.

  • @jamespotter1436
    @jamespotter1436 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You see this TH-cam?
    Now THIS is quality content

  • @martinrudolph5938
    @martinrudolph5938 7 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    How does he make his character look buffier??? I wanna do an Angry Naked Man as a new character

    • @Navy735
      @Navy735 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Martin Rudolph it is under physique

    • @tsohgallik
      @tsohgallik 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Did you ever make a fat muscle guy? Our dream Man Physique comes true in these games. No more squatting and benching.

    • @jodim5384
      @jodim5384 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      +99 stength bro

    • @SirLoLo
      @SirLoLo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mods?

    • @Krystalmyth
      @Krystalmyth 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wish they let you make girls buff too. Or at least curvier.

  • @richard8670
    @richard8670 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    [2-4] people using [weapon] against invaders
    Yep, it's an iron pineapple video

  • @byonixen
    @byonixen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    happy giant door squad 5 year anniversary

  • @wyattmorelock5832
    @wyattmorelock5832 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    this is one of the best things I've seen in a long time!

  • @mikey1227
    @mikey1227 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is the funniest dark souls video I’ve seen in a while. Great content you deserve a sub my man

  • @fireemblemistrash75
    @fireemblemistrash75 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    It's bad when you invade a naked man using doors as weapons, but it's even worse when that naked person is IronPineapple...

  • @kronkrian100
    @kronkrian100 7 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Trump's wall looks great.

  • @StarkDerps
    @StarkDerps 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Almost 4 yrs ago, still the best DS3 video i ever seen

  • @MegaHellstrike
    @MegaHellstrike 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    And suddenly my interest to play Dark Souls 3 past the fucking cathedral has been peaked. Finally some absolutely stupid weapons in the game!

    • @Trevord70
      @Trevord70 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      MightyPootisFish Well shit, you're someone I didn't expect to see ever again.

  • @KidCannabinoid
    @KidCannabinoid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I've never laughed at Dark Souls so hard in my entire life thanks

  • @Gandorhar
    @Gandorhar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Damn this video is hilarious :D together with the music and sounds it just kills me xD GREAT ONE MAY THE DOORS BE WITH YOU!

  • @t-four9595
    @t-four9595 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dark Souls starters: Dark Souls,a game with a cruel world,surrounded by darkness,lots of lore ect.
    Dark Souls Vetenerans:

  • @GigaChad-kg4yo
    @GigaChad-kg4yo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "You are safe behind Braum."

    • @dddmemaybe
      @dddmemaybe 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      (!!)>....... :)//........

  • @TheDreadedAssassin
    @TheDreadedAssassin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    The mighty double door art _hinges_ on both wielders being able to _handle_ the the flimsy _frames_ of human beings and making _openings_ for one another so the enemy is _locked_ down, that is the only way to _close_ the deal using doors, once the fierce Double Door style _latches_ onto you, you're as dead as a _door_ _nail_.
    ~Not sorry for being a *knob* head. *Ring-a-Ding-Ding Baby*.

    • @ananousous
      @ananousous 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheDreadedAssassin You knocked those puns out of the park

    • @ObsidiaBlack1
      @ObsidiaBlack1 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      This made me laugh more than I'm willing to admit.

    • @Rikimaru0523
      @Rikimaru0523 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      That...that was beautiful....brings a tear to my eye and warms my heart.

  • @raniamahmoud2406
    @raniamahmoud2406 7 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    this the type of shit i subbed for my man.

  • @anaguma90
    @anaguma90 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Imagine being the dev that had this idea and got it implemented. This vid would bring a tear of joy to my eye.

  • @OshIkki_
    @OshIkki_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    1:36 , look at that guy, he felt hopeless

  • @fnafking4154
    @fnafking4154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This is so fricking stupid, I love it, the only thing missing is a Pillar Men’s theme song

    • @swytchblayd
      @swytchblayd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Probably couldn't due to copyright concerns.
      The funky beat fits so perfectly, though.