Final Fantasy 7 - Cloud says Tifa has a great shape, Aerith reacts | You talking about Tifa?
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- You talking about Tifa?
Cloud asks Chocobo Sam on the location of Tifa. He needs to describe Tifa; the game gives you 3 options: She's a great fighter, She's great at handling the books, and She is in great shape. Aerith has different reactions depending on what you choose. Here are the reaction of Aerith.
Cloud Strife wields large broadswords in battle, including the iconic Buster Sword, and has access to the most powerful weapons in the game. His Limit abilities involve his sword, and are the strongest, but take the longest to learn. Cloud also has the best all-around stats.
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Aerith Gainsborough, alternately known with the first name Aeris, is a playable character in Final Fantasy VII and a major character in the Compilation of Final Fantasy VII; appearing in Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, Crisis Core Final Fantasy VII and Before Crisis Final Fantasy VII
Aerith is the last of the Cetra, an ancient race with powerful magical abilities, and so the Shinra Electric Power Company hunts her throughout her life, seeking to exploit her powers. She meets Cloud Strife in Midgar, and the two become close, leading her to join his quest to fight Shinra and hunt down Sephiroth. Aerith is upbeat, carefree and joyful, being flirtatious towards Cloud and also compassionate towards others.
Aerith wields staves in battle, and is in the back row by default, as she primarily uses magic from equipped Materia in battle. Her Limit abilities are entirely defensive, either providing restorative abilities, healing other party members, or granting them positive status enhancements.
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Cloud sees Tifa on a exotic dress: (0:00)
She's a great fighter: (0:35)
She's great at handling books: (0:58)
She's in great shape: (1:23)
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Cloud: It's a human and their body is comprised of 70% water
Sam: Wait a minute, you talking about Tifa?
Why do I see you everywhere? 🤣🤣🤣
Oho, looks like someone's has a bit of a crush.
LOL
You are everywhere you are like new Justin Y 😂😂
Sam: is that 70% mostly comprised around her torso?
Cloud: she's not Tifa
Sam: Wait a minute, you talking about Tifa?
LMAO THIS THE FUNNIEST ONE SO FAR.
Lol
Oho, Looks like someone’s got a bit of a crush
Best one :))
To be fair the name Tifa is in the sentence.
Cloud: she's female...
Sam: Wait a minute, you talking about Tifa?
Asep ali 😂lmao😂
“Oho, looks like someone’s got a bit a crush”
underrated comment xD
She breathes
Wait a minute, you talking about Tifa?
Haha 😂
Cloud: He wears a long black cloak, has silver hair, and uses a long ass katana.
Sam: Wait a minute, you talking about Tifa?
Is that a Kingdom Hearts reference?
without the second to last word of course
@@mazinosman1142 No it's a reference to sephiroth.
lol
Cloud: He looks like a bear wearing a marshmallow and has a gun on his arm.
Sam: Wait a minute, you talking about Tifa?
Cloud: It’s basically the same game every year.. full of pay to win bullshit.. and it’s made by the worst company in the world
Sam: Wait a minute... you talking about Fifa?
Jolo Sarmiento underrated comment detected
Underrated lol
Original comment 😂😂😂
Super underrated
Oho looks like you got a bit of a crush... wait what?
Cloud: Her name is Jessie. It's Jessie.
Sam, *visibly upset* : Wait a minute, you talking about Tifa?
Oho, looks like someone has a bit of a crush!
*Follow the damn script*
GOD DAMN IT I WANT JESSIE AS THE LOVE INTEREST
Jessie is truly best girl.
I just D I E D 🤣🤣
Cloud: She breathe...
Sam: Wait a minute, you talking about Tifa?
Cloud: She...
Sam: you talking about tifa?
Omg 😂 that was brilliant
Omg these jokes went too far I’m cryin 😂
If she breathes...
@@Thenonymous1 she's a t
Tifa
Cloud : She's in great shape.
Aerith - *Study own body shape*
Harshit Singh its ok bb you’re just as cute just in a different way ;-;
damn i didnt even notice she did that in my first playthrough
@@andrex1456 aerith has great bossom and used tô have a huge rack but they needed to make her silhoete diferente from tifa's
@@bladerj she has a nice butt.
I like her hips and butt tho
Conclusion
Cloud is really bad at describing people
Sam can read minds
I mean it is midgar ✋😭
Sam: This girl, what she looks like?
Cloud:
Cloud: *breathe*
Sam: Wait, you're talking about Tifa?
😂😂😂 funniest one so far
Cloud: The mayor...
Sam: Wait a minute, you talkin about Tifa?
TSM.E3 looks like somebody has a mayo
This is the best one, haha.
Underrated comment
This one is the best
The mayor
Chocobo Sam: What she look like?
Cloud: She has brown eyes, long black hair, fair white skin and was last seen wearing a black kimono style dress
Chocobo Sam: you need to be more specific
Cloud: She's great at handling the books
Chocobo Sam: wAit a mInUtE, yOu tAlKiNg aBoUt tIfA?
Cloud: her name is tifa
Sam: be more specefic
Aireth: Cloud, I don't think that is really helpful
Cloud: well, I don't what to say then, she got two eyes....
Sam: wait a minute, you talking about tifa?
😂 😂 😂
Tifa clearly has red eyes!
Cloud: He’s black, big and buff, wears shades, has a minigun for a hand, and he also has a smooth af fade...
Sam: Wait a minute, you talking about tifa
Aerith: 😕😵⁉️
@@thegoodwin Aerith: Umm Cloud are you drunk or high? 🤔Or are ya just plain gay?😭
😂😂😂
These comments are killing me
No but he crossdresses 😎
Sam: This girl, what's she look like?
Cloud: She's in great shape.
Sam: Wait a minute, you talkin' about Jesse.
Aerith: HOW MANY GIRLS ARE YOU SEEING?!
Garrett Carter Cloud: YES
That would've been great.
we all know cloud banging both tifa and aerith in an orgy with barret
@@k.baller5140 I heard that before, did that really happen? I've got the game and still on my waiting list, after FFVI at least.
@@k.baller5140 🤢 Get Barret outta there.
Aerith: Don't fall in love with me.
Also Aerith: Don't like any other girl.
Cloud: Sephiroth...
it's been confirmed boys, aerith turned cloud gay
@@lil0of and Aerith love gay boys too… or at least if he cross dressed.
@@GeorgiaAndrea she did get a little too excited at the Inn
Serhiroth: I gotchu bro
stabs
@@christar331 he inserted his long stick into clouds abdomen
Sam as a Private Detective
Sam: so the man who broke into your house what did he look like?
Woman: Well he was very tall, about 6,4, had short hair, a scar on his left cheek & he had a really deep voice
Sam: Wait a minute, are you talking about Tifa?
Woman: Wtf? Who’s Tifa?
Sam: Looks like someone has a crush
Best one so far lol 😂 😂 😂 😂
Perfect.
Severely underrated.
🤣
@@PensiveEnigmaXIII I think this one is my favorite out of all that I read. The others being, "She's not Tifa" and the one about it being a human being made up of mainly water.
1:36 I just realized Aerith was comparing her own body to see if she would be considered "in great shape"
Relax Aerith, you're really in very good shape as well. 😁♥️
Aerith looks very nice. She just hides it in that fancy nice looking cloth of her.
@@deputy_commander7595 She does although I prefer to not sexualize her, I even refuse to search for her nudes on Rule 34, to me she's an innocent angel and its better that it stays that way, Tifa on the other hand......
@@gelothegogang no need for that. She's really good character, don't do that.
@@deputy_commander7595 Don't know man, Tifa might be good and all but she still has that slutty vibe in her presence. With Aerith... nah she's too pure and decent for that, even her red dress looks decent compared to Tifa's mature outfit.
Cloud: she has red eyes
Sam: wait a minute are you talking about Vincent Valentine
Best Girl.
Cloud x Vincent. A match made in Heaven. 😆😆😆
@@thegoodwin stop be gay please
@@AlucardTheFuckMotheringVampire , It's a joke. Just like any other FF7 joke about Cloud and Sephiroth and Cloud and Barret.
@@thegoodwin I know it's a joke bro, I guess I should've put some emojis to show that I wasn't being serious.
Cloud "where's my money?"
Sam "wait a minute, are you talking about Tifa?"
Sam: this girl, what she look like?
Cloud: a middle aged cowboy with a beard
Sam: *do you mean tifa*
Arthur Morgan?
@@ratchetexperience8379 DUTCH VAN DER LINDE!
Do u mean cowgirl
SAM: Well then, I dropped her off to TAHITI...
Cloud: “He is a male...” - “you talking about Tifa?” 😂😂😂
Lol HAHAHA 😂
I guess that’s where all the Tifa Futa came from
6 foot 3 inches male, afro American, heavy build, beard and tattos
"You talking about Tifa?"
“Oho, looks like someone’s got a bit of a crush!”
"oh ma gawd brah ah hell nah man wtf man!?"@@keychain3554
Cloud: She has brown hair, wears a pink dress with a red coat over it, has a pink bow tie in her hair, and is standing right next to me.
Sam: Wait a minute, you talking about Tifa?
Between cloud text and sam text add aerith: Cloud, I dont think it ll help
Oho, looks like someone got a bit of a crush!
Cloud: ...
-you talkin’ bout Tifa?
Cloud: ...
Oho looks like someone's got a bit of a crush!
LOL
Aerith is beautiful but Tifa is straight up hot as hell.
Well i guess it depends on what you value
really for me it's the other way around
nah
dont worry, im with ya
Cloud: Im Looking for a chocobo...
Sam: Wait a minute, you talking about Tifa?
Cloud: She exists
Are you talking about Tifa?
Cloud: She likes... soccer?
Sam: Wait a minute, you talking about FIFA?
my phone when I type tifa
Lol😂
"She's great at handling books..."
If Cloud told me that, I'd never would've guess Tifa. LOL
Yes!
What does that even mean !?!? Great at handling the books ??? 😂🤔🧐
@@lindsey5659 she works at a bar and helps out a terror organisation. She is probably the one who does the accounting. My guess anyways
She uses books as dumbels... Probably.
Ikr Tifa is like the last person I'm associating with books
It’s funny how Aerith looks at her body like “what about me?”
Roxas!! 😍😂 a fan of kingdom hearts i see.
Sarah Kh shhhhh don’t tell Xion I’m here
@@Flaw9679 your secret is safe with me 😉
Sarah Kh thank you
@@Flaw9679 no problem.❤
Cloud: She's pretty much the only girl attracted to me that won't die horribly.
Aerith: ....
Sam: Wait a minute... you talking about Tifa?
Aerith: *concerned noises*
Yuffie can be killed. She is killed by some dude that wants the summon that is passed down her family. Although she is only attracted to your materia but that counts right? XD
@Vayne Carudas Solidor nope. She steals your materia and heads to wutai. If you follow her she has a 1vs1 with a guy. If you take to long to go there the guy she fights is alive and the head of wutai now but yuffie is gone forever from the party. She dead bro.
Oof. Is that what I think it is?? A great spoiler? Btw, i didnt played the original so evrything on the remake is new to me.
@@furikusu depends on how you view spoilers. To get yuffie you have to fight in a random patch of forest and when she tells you to use her save point to rest she leaves the party after robbing you. Unless you looked up a strategy guide to recruit her most people have only seen her and that's it. So since she is a totally missable character any info related to her to doesn't seem important as the game goes on without her.
@@azinyefantasy4445 okay. tho idk this yufie yet. Im still ongoing on the franchise. haven't finished it yet, im looking forward to what i see now
Cloud: She has a pink hair, a boyish attitude and almost a doppelganger of myself.
Sam: Wait a minute, you talking about Tifa?
Cloud: No, Lightning.
Alex Vivas lol Granted they DO meet in Dissidia 012... 😏
Okay, for a second at the beginning, pink hair, i thought you meant Astolfo. What is wrong with my head these days.
don't even start!
she can erase time?
@azuredream23 You wouldn’t be the first, I’m sure.
@@azuredream23 she has a gun blade?
Cloud: She's in great shape
Aerith: Is that really important?
Me: Yes, it appeals to the male fantasy.
Me: It's the truth Aerith
Just Some Guy without a Mustache Male fantasy? Don't you mean our... FINAL FANTASY.
Male's final fantasy
Cloud: make her jealous make her jealous
Cloud: Yes 😎
Just Some Guy without a Mustache The Final Male Fantasy
Cloud : sephiroth
Sam : wait a miniute you talking about Tifa?
Aerith: Sephiroth is how you described her? You're acting really weird, Cloud.
Cloud: she's got shark teeth and heals you when you die
Sam: wait a minute... you talkin bout mipha?
As funny as this is, it's very lazy dialogue. There's no reason to put dialogue options in if everything is on rails.
Hard disagree. Not every game needs to be the walking dead with 15 different dialogue branches and ending combinations.
Fun dialogue options are good *because* they’re on rails and you’re free to choose whatever you want without worrying about whether it’s going to negatively impact the story or give you a bad ending.
aerith does have a different reaction thats good enough. i dont want more dialogue from bird lovin James Harden
@@acojo8205Excuses
If Sam was a Detective he could just point out who the criminal is
by asking what the criminal looks like and recieving any form of answer.
I mean, this only works as long as Tifa is the only one committing crimes
Cloud: *says literally nothing*
Sam: “wait a minute, you talking about Tifa?”
Cloud:She’s a dude
Sam: Wait a minute. Are you talking about Tifa
Surprised face pikachu
acutally i think cloud would just go "that's her" with aerith saying "wait did you guys just..never mind"
Cloud: She owes me money .
Sam: Wait a minute, you talking about Tifa?
the comments here are better than the dialoge xD
sand mond I’ve never laughed so hard in the comment section
Sam : "This girl, what does she look like?"
Cloud : "She's got a big pair of..."
Sam : "Wait a minute, you talking about Tifa?
(Yeah, someone had to make this joke)
Lol
Sam pretty much says that later, which upsets Cloud, lol
Phương Nguyễn Thanh e y e s
Sam: this girl,what's she look like?
Cloud: she's in great shape
Aerith: is that important?(looking to her own body to notice her shape lol)
- She's bald, wears an eye patch, has a huge scar on her cheek, a hook for a hand, and moves around in a wheel Chair.
- ...are you talking about Tifa?
Cloud: She's has a beard like Heidegger
Sam: Wait a minute, you talking about Tifa?
Cloud: *still thinking*
Sam: wait a minute, you talking about Tifa.
Sam : This girl what does she look like?
Cloud : She's a girl. Maybe a woman.
Sam : No shit genius...
Sam: Wait a minute, you talking about Tifa?
Oh ho. Looks like somebody's got a crush.
Cloud: She is....
Sam: Wait a minute... You're talking about Tifa?
Cloud: I haven't even finished my sentence.
Is that Arthur Morgan?
Cloud: It's round, hot, Italians like it
Sam: Wait a minute, you talking about pizza?
Me: she's way too good for a guy like me
Sam: Wait a minute, you're talking about Tifa?
Me: that's right......... *CRY*
Cloud: She's....
Sam: Oh, you mean Tifa?
Cloud: You're god damn right.
Cloud: Well. She have a tig ol’ bitty...
Sam: Wait a minute, you talking about tifa?
Zacx I’m actually surprised that you’re the first one to go there... 🤨
Aerith: CLOUD!?
Cloud: _breaths_
Sam: *wait a minute, you talking about tifa*
cloud: she is not my girlfreind
sam: wait a minute, you talking about tifa?
Looks like somebody's got a bit of a crush.
Feelsbadman
Cloud: who am i looking for again?
Sam: wait a minute, you talking about Tifa?
Cloud: So anyway I started blasting.
Sam: Wait a minute, you talking about Tifa?
Cloud: She's in great shape.
Sam: Wait, you talking about Barret?
Cloud: She’s black.
Sam: Wait a minute, you talking about Tifa?
Wait a minute, are you talking about Motifa?
I picked the body option too simply because it’s the closest thing to Cloud VISUALLY describing her. 🤣and since we trying to describe what she “looks like”- duh!
When Aerith criticized me, I was like: YES! Yes it is important- we are trying to describe what she LOOKS like! Look- it’s the closest option I had- give me a break! 🤣
Cloud: She's Tifa
Sam: oh
why would saying someone''s great at handling the books imply they got a crush? it should be the opposite...
When did she ever handled books anyway?
@@GeorgiaAndrea probably checkbooks, she owns seven heaven afterall
@@GeorgiaAndrea yea what he/she said
Well the point is that he is asking about her
@@GeorgiaAndrea Tifa runs 7th Heaven and handles AVALANCHE's finances.
And in answer to the original thread question, it suggests that Cloud is impressed with her intelligence as well as her skills and looks.
Solid Snake: "It's a nuclear equipped walking battle tank called METAL GEAR"
Sam: "Wait a minute, you talking about Tifa?"
Cloud: For a price
Sam: wait a minute, you talkin bout tifa?
The way she self consciously looks at herself as she replies to him is just....I can't be dealing with how amazing she is.
Cloud : Wait a minute, am I talking about Tifa?
Sam : *w a i t*
Cloud: "I'm not talking about tifa and its totally different being here"
Sam: "wait a minute you talking about tifa?"
Cloud:
Sam: Wait a minute, you talking about Tifa?
Dark Souls Player: Amazing chest ahead.
Everyone: Ah, you mean Tifa!
"She's in great shape"
*DEM POLYGONS*
Mass Effect 3 ending logic applied to Sam.
wow, love how the dialogue choices change the story replies, so much depth..
Cloud: uhmm...Dolphin blow?
Sam: Wait a minute, you talking about Tifa?
lets do a drinking game of every time someone in the comment section says "Sam: Wait a minute, you talking about Tifa?" lol
Everyone died in 30 seconds. Even the Irish and Scottish players.
That’s not a game, it’s a death sentence.
Cloud: hmmm.....
Sam: Wait a minute, you talking about tifa?
Cloud: I forgot
Sam: wait a minute, you talking about Tifa?
Sam: "This girl, what's she look like?"
Clood: "She's a small cat wielding a megaphone for a weapon riding a giant stuffed moogle."
Sam: "Tarnation! That's a description of Tifa, if I ever heard one. Yee haw."
Cloud: “It’s big and yellow, stands on two legs, and has beaks and feathers” Sam: “Wait a minute... You talking about Tifa?”
"I need a sandwich.."
"Wait a minute you talking about Tifa"
Cloud: She’s destroying Portland.
Sam: wait a minute, you talking bout antifa?
Cloud: She's shorter than me.
Sam: Wait a minute, you talking about Tifa?
Cloud: HE HAS NO STYLE HE HAS NO GRACE T-T-T-THIS KONG HAS A FUNNY FACE
Sam: Wait a minute, you're talking about Tifa?
DK! DONKEY KONG! DK! DONKEY KONG IS HERE!
,,Oho, looks like someone's got a bit of a crush." -Sam
Cloud:
Sam: Wait a minute, you taking about tifa
Clouds “but” is so adorable 🥺
Cloud: He’s a dual wielding gunslinger riding a white Arabian horse, always talks about his plan to grow mangoes in Tahiti
Sam: Tifa?
Cloud: She has ginormous bazooms and she's not afraid to shake 'em.
Sam: Wait a minute, you talking about Tifa?
Cloud: She manipulates people into doing her solids.
Sam: Oh, I KNOW you're talking about Tifa!
Tifa: you seen how much ass I can kick!
Cloud: I have...
Tifa: I love you
Cloud: I love you and I know...
Yeah that's great. Now give me Aerith.
The Legend 27
Cloud *after seeing wall market creepy hotel rates* : How much?
Aerith: CLOUD!!!!
Cloud: We’ll bang, okay?
@@Orcaluv26 Zack's ghost appears out of nowhere: OH HELL NO!
Cloud : Her feet taste great
Sam : wait a minute , you talking about tifa
Cloud : Yes i wa... wait a minute.
I went with the "she is in shape" option because I thouught that's a visual characteristic someone who doesn't really know her but has seen her would know, turns out it didn't matter any way
Cloud: she's my wife
Sam: wait you talking about tifa?
Hell yeah
Cloud: - breaths -
Sam: wait a minute, you're talking about Tifa?
Cloud: She's in great shape.
Arieth: Is that really important?
Cloud: Did I stutter?
Cloud: "Uhhhh........ Well...."
Sam: " Wait a minute, you talking about Tifa"
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Cloud: She's... just a friend
Sam: Wait a minute, are you talking about Tifa?
Cloud: “She’s light as a feather, takes you out for a good time, round where it counts, and feisty at times.”
Aerith: “I’m not sure that’s going to help.”
Sam: “Wait, you’re talking about Tifa?”
Cloud: “No.. I was talking about a chocobo. But yeah, Tifa too.”
"Oho, looks like someone's got a bit of a crush"
I love how in the witcher 3 you spend half of the time asking for a woman with ashen hair with a scar on her face without getting a single answer and this man right here is capable of deducting who the fuck you are talking about by getting the most generic description a a person