Cloud: It’s basically the same game every year.. full of pay to win bullshit.. and it’s made by the worst company in the world Sam: Wait a minute... you talking about Fifa?
Sam: This girl, what's she look like? Cloud: She's in great shape. Sam: Wait a minute, you talkin' about Jesse. Aerith: HOW MANY GIRLS ARE YOU SEEING?!
@@deputy_commander7595 She does although I prefer to not sexualize her, I even refuse to search for her nudes on Rule 34, to me she's an innocent angel and its better that it stays that way, Tifa on the other hand......
@@deputy_commander7595 Don't know man, Tifa might be good and all but she still has that slutty vibe in her presence. With Aerith... nah she's too pure and decent for that, even her red dress looks decent compared to Tifa's mature outfit.
Sam as a Private Detective Sam: so the man who broke into your house what did he look like? Woman: Well he was very tall, about 6,4, had short hair, a scar on his left cheek & he had a really deep voice Sam: Wait a minute, are you talking about Tifa? Woman: Wtf? Who’s Tifa? Sam: Looks like someone has a crush
@@PensiveEnigmaXIII I think this one is my favorite out of all that I read. The others being, "She's not Tifa" and the one about it being a human being made up of mainly water.
Cloud: He’s black, big and buff, wears shades, has a minigun for a hand, and he also has a smooth af fade... Sam: Wait a minute, you talking about tifa
Chocobo Sam: What she look like? Cloud: She has brown eyes, long black hair, fair white skin and was last seen wearing a black kimono style dress Chocobo Sam: you need to be more specific Cloud: She's great at handling the books Chocobo Sam: wAit a mInUtE, yOu tAlKiNg aBoUt tIfA?
Cloud: her name is tifa Sam: be more specefic Aireth: Cloud, I don't think that is really helpful Cloud: well, I don't what to say then, she got two eyes.... Sam: wait a minute, you talking about tifa? 😂 😂 😂
Cloud: She has brown hair, wears a pink dress with a red coat over it, has a pink bow tie in her hair, and is standing right next to me. Sam: Wait a minute, you talking about Tifa?
Cloud: She's pretty much the only girl attracted to me that won't die horribly. Aerith: .... Sam: Wait a minute... you talking about Tifa? Aerith: *concerned noises*
Yuffie can be killed. She is killed by some dude that wants the summon that is passed down her family. Although she is only attracted to your materia but that counts right? XD
@Vayne Carudas Solidor nope. She steals your materia and heads to wutai. If you follow her she has a 1vs1 with a guy. If you take to long to go there the guy she fights is alive and the head of wutai now but yuffie is gone forever from the party. She dead bro.
@@furikusu depends on how you view spoilers. To get yuffie you have to fight in a random patch of forest and when she tells you to use her save point to rest she leaves the party after robbing you. Unless you looked up a strategy guide to recruit her most people have only seen her and that's it. So since she is a totally missable character any info related to her to doesn't seem important as the game goes on without her.
Sam : "This girl, what does she look like?" Cloud : "She's got a big pair of..." Sam : "Wait a minute, you talking about Tifa? (Yeah, someone had to make this joke)
Hard disagree. Not every game needs to be the walking dead with 15 different dialogue branches and ending combinations. Fun dialogue options are good *because* they’re on rails and you’re free to choose whatever you want without worrying about whether it’s going to negatively impact the story or give you a bad ending.
I picked the body option too simply because it’s the closest thing to Cloud VISUALLY describing her. 🤣and since we trying to describe what she “looks like”- duh! When Aerith criticized me, I was like: YES! Yes it is important- we are trying to describe what she LOOKS like! Look- it’s the closest option I had- give me a break! 🤣
"He's blonde has a big sword on his back, spiky hair, mako eyes, black tank top, iron pauldron on his left arm along with a metal gauntlet, also has baggy pants and leather suspenders connected to a big leather belt." "..... *are you talking about Tifa* "
@@GeorgiaAndrea Tifa runs 7th Heaven and handles AVALANCHE's finances. And in answer to the original thread question, it suggests that Cloud is impressed with her intelligence as well as her skills and looks.
Sam: "This girl, what's she look like?" Clood: "She's a small cat wielding a megaphone for a weapon riding a giant stuffed moogle." Sam: "Tarnation! That's a description of Tifa, if I ever heard one. Yee haw."
![CLOUD FINDS TIFA (Advent Children Complete) [FFVII]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/zVCld3Zb9hs/mqdefault.jpg)
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Bloody hell, thanks
Cloud: she's not Tifa
Sam: Wait a minute, you talking about Tifa?
LMAO THIS THE FUNNIEST ONE SO FAR.
Lol
Oho, Looks like someone’s got a bit of a crush
Best one :))
To be fair the name Tifa is in the sentence.
Cloud: It's a human and their body is comprised of 70% water
Sam: Wait a minute, you talking about Tifa?
Why do I see you everywhere? 🤣🤣🤣
Oho, looks like someone's has a bit of a crush.
LOL
You are everywhere you are like new Justin Y 😂😂
Sam: is that 70% mostly comprised around her torso?
Cloud: He wears a long black cloak, has silver hair, and uses a long ass katana.
Sam: Wait a minute, you talking about Tifa?
Is that a Kingdom Hearts reference?
without the second to last word of course
@@mazinosman1142 No it's a reference to sephiroth.
lol
Cloud: He looks like a bear wearing a marshmallow and has a gun on his arm.
Sam: Wait a minute, you talking about Tifa?
Cloud: she's female...
Sam: Wait a minute, you talking about Tifa?
Asep ali 😂lmao😂
“Oho, looks like someone’s got a bit a crush”
underrated comment xD
She breathes
Wait a minute, you talking about Tifa?
Haha 😂
Cloud: She breathe...
Sam: Wait a minute, you talking about Tifa?
Cloud: She...
Sam: you talking about tifa?
Omg 😂 that was brilliant
Omg these jokes went too far I’m cryin 😂
If she breathes...
@@Thenonymous1 she's a t
Tifa
Cloud: Her name is Jessie. It's Jessie.
Sam, *visibly upset* : Wait a minute, you talking about Tifa?
Oho, looks like someone has a bit of a crush!
*Follow the damn script*
GOD DAMN IT I WANT JESSIE AS THE LOVE INTEREST
Jessie is truly best girl.
I just D I E D 🤣🤣
Cloud: It’s basically the same game every year.. full of pay to win bullshit.. and it’s made by the worst company in the world
Sam: Wait a minute... you talking about Fifa?
Jolo Sarmiento underrated comment detected
Underrated lol
Original comment 😂😂😂
Super underrated
Oho looks like you got a bit of a crush... wait what?
Cloud : She's in great shape.
Aerith - *Study own body shape*
Harshit Singh its ok bb you’re just as cute just in a different way ;-;
damn i didnt even notice she did that in my first playthrough
@@andrex1456 aerith has great bossom and used tô have a huge rack but they needed to make her silhoete diferente from tifa's
@@bladerj she has a nice butt.
I like her hips and butt tho
Sam: This girl, what she looks like?
Cloud:
Cloud: *breathe*
Sam: Wait, you're talking about Tifa?
😂😂😂 funniest one so far
Cloud: The mayor...
Sam: Wait a minute, you talkin about Tifa?
TSM.E3 looks like somebody has a mayo
This is the best one, haha.
Underrated comment
This one is the best
The mayor
Conclusion
Cloud is really bad at describing people
Sam can read minds
I mean it is midgar ✋😭
Sam: This girl, what's she look like?
Cloud: She's in great shape.
Sam: Wait a minute, you talkin' about Jesse.
Aerith: HOW MANY GIRLS ARE YOU SEEING?!
Garrett Carter Cloud: YES
That would've been great.
we all know cloud banging both tifa and aerith in an orgy with barret
@@k.baller5140 I heard that before, did that really happen? I've got the game and still on my waiting list, after FFVI at least.
@@k.baller5140 🤢 Get Barret outta there.
1:36 I just realized Aerith was comparing her own body to see if she would be considered "in great shape"
Relax Aerith, you're really in very good shape as well. 😁♥️
Aerith looks very nice. She just hides it in that fancy nice looking cloth of her.
@@deputy_commander7595 She does although I prefer to not sexualize her, I even refuse to search for her nudes on Rule 34, to me she's an innocent angel and its better that it stays that way, Tifa on the other hand......
@@gelothegogang no need for that. She's really good character, don't do that.
@@deputy_commander7595 Don't know man, Tifa might be good and all but she still has that slutty vibe in her presence. With Aerith... nah she's too pure and decent for that, even her red dress looks decent compared to Tifa's mature outfit.
Sam as a Private Detective
Sam: so the man who broke into your house what did he look like?
Woman: Well he was very tall, about 6,4, had short hair, a scar on his left cheek & he had a really deep voice
Sam: Wait a minute, are you talking about Tifa?
Woman: Wtf? Who’s Tifa?
Sam: Looks like someone has a crush
Best one so far lol 😂 😂 😂 😂
Perfect.
Severely underrated.
🤣
@@PensiveEnigmaXIII I think this one is my favorite out of all that I read. The others being, "She's not Tifa" and the one about it being a human being made up of mainly water.
Cloud: He’s black, big and buff, wears shades, has a minigun for a hand, and he also has a smooth af fade...
Sam: Wait a minute, you talking about tifa
Aerith: 😕😵⁉️
@@thegoodwin Aerith: Umm Cloud are you drunk or high? 🤔Or are ya just plain gay?😭
😂😂😂
These comments are killing me
No but he crossdresses 😎
Chocobo Sam: What she look like?
Cloud: She has brown eyes, long black hair, fair white skin and was last seen wearing a black kimono style dress
Chocobo Sam: you need to be more specific
Cloud: She's great at handling the books
Chocobo Sam: wAit a mInUtE, yOu tAlKiNg aBoUt tIfA?
Cloud: her name is tifa
Sam: be more specefic
Aireth: Cloud, I don't think that is really helpful
Cloud: well, I don't what to say then, she got two eyes....
Sam: wait a minute, you talking about tifa?
😂 😂 😂
Tifa clearly has red eyes!
Aerith: Don't fall in love with me.
Also Aerith: Don't like any other girl.
Cloud: Sephiroth...
it's been confirmed boys, aerith turned cloud gay
@@lil0of and Aerith love gay boys too… or at least if he cross dressed.
@@GeorgiaAndrea she did get a little too excited at the Inn
Serhiroth: I gotchu bro
stabs
@@christar331 he inserted his long stick into clouds abdomen
Cloud: she has red eyes
Sam: wait a minute are you talking about Vincent Valentine
Best Girl.
Cloud x Vincent. A match made in Heaven. 😆😆😆
@@thegoodwin stop be gay please
@@AlucardTheFuckMotheringVampire , It's a joke. Just like any other FF7 joke about Cloud and Sephiroth and Cloud and Barret.
@@thegoodwin I know it's a joke bro, I guess I should've put some emojis to show that I wasn't being serious.
Cloud: ...
-you talkin’ bout Tifa?
Cloud: ...
Oho looks like someone's got a bit of a crush!
LOL
Cloud: “He is a male...” - “you talking about Tifa?” 😂😂😂
Lol HAHAHA 😂
I guess that’s where all the Tifa Futa came from
6 foot 3 inches male, afro American, heavy build, beard and tattos
"You talking about Tifa?"
“Oho, looks like someone’s got a bit of a crush!”
"oh ma gawd brah ah hell nah man wtf man!?"@@keychain3554
Aerith is beautiful but Tifa is straight up hot as hell.
Well i guess it depends on what you value
really for me it's the other way around
nah
dont worry, im with ya
Cloud: She exists
Are you talking about Tifa?
Cloud "where's my money?"
Sam "wait a minute, are you talking about Tifa?"
Cloud: Im Looking for a chocobo...
Sam: Wait a minute, you talking about Tifa?
Cloud: She has brown hair, wears a pink dress with a red coat over it, has a pink bow tie in her hair, and is standing right next to me.
Sam: Wait a minute, you talking about Tifa?
Between cloud text and sam text add aerith: Cloud, I dont think it ll help
Oho, looks like someone got a bit of a crush!
Sam: this girl, what she look like?
Cloud: a middle aged cowboy with a beard
Sam: *do you mean tifa*
Arthur Morgan?
@@ratchetexperience8379 DUTCH VAN DER LINDE!
Do u mean cowgirl
SAM: Well then, I dropped her off to TAHITI...
Cloud: She's in great shape
Aerith: Is that really important?
Me: Yes, it appeals to the male fantasy.
Me: It's the truth Aerith
Just Some Guy without a Mustache Male fantasy? Don't you mean our... FINAL FANTASY.
Male's final fantasy
Cloud: make her jealous make her jealous
Cloud: Yes 😎
Just Some Guy without a Mustache The Final Male Fantasy
Cloud: She likes... soccer?
Sam: Wait a minute, you talking about FIFA?
my phone when I type tifa
Lol😂
"She's great at handling books..."
If Cloud told me that, I'd never would've guess Tifa. LOL
Yes!
What does that even mean !?!? Great at handling the books ??? 😂🤔🧐
@@lindsey5659 she works at a bar and helps out a terror organisation. She is probably the one who does the accounting. My guess anyways
She uses books as dumbels... Probably.
Ikr Tifa is like the last person I'm associating with books
Cloud: She's pretty much the only girl attracted to me that won't die horribly.
Aerith: ....
Sam: Wait a minute... you talking about Tifa?
Aerith: *concerned noises*
Yuffie can be killed. She is killed by some dude that wants the summon that is passed down her family. Although she is only attracted to your materia but that counts right? XD
@Vayne Carudas Solidor nope. She steals your materia and heads to wutai. If you follow her she has a 1vs1 with a guy. If you take to long to go there the guy she fights is alive and the head of wutai now but yuffie is gone forever from the party. She dead bro.
Oof. Is that what I think it is?? A great spoiler? Btw, i didnt played the original so evrything on the remake is new to me.
@@furikusu depends on how you view spoilers. To get yuffie you have to fight in a random patch of forest and when she tells you to use her save point to rest she leaves the party after robbing you. Unless you looked up a strategy guide to recruit her most people have only seen her and that's it. So since she is a totally missable character any info related to her to doesn't seem important as the game goes on without her.
@@azinyefantasy4445 okay. tho idk this yufie yet. Im still ongoing on the franchise. haven't finished it yet, im looking forward to what i see now
It’s funny how Aerith looks at her body like “what about me?”
Roxas!! 😍😂 a fan of kingdom hearts i see.
Sarah Kh shhhhh don’t tell Xion I’m here
@@Flaw9679 your secret is safe with me 😉
Sarah Kh thank you
@@Flaw9679 no problem.❤
Cloud: She has a pink hair, a boyish attitude and almost a doppelganger of myself.
Sam: Wait a minute, you talking about Tifa?
Cloud: No, Lightning.
Alex Vivas lol Granted they DO meet in Dissidia 012... 😏
Okay, for a second at the beginning, pink hair, i thought you meant Astolfo. What is wrong with my head these days.
don't even start!
she can erase time?
@azuredream23 You wouldn’t be the first, I’m sure.
@@azuredream23 she has a gun blade?
the comments here are better than the dialoge xD
sand mond I’ve never laughed so hard in the comment section
0:20 That head tilt tho
If Sam was a Detective he could just point out who the criminal is
by asking what the criminal looks like and recieving any form of answer.
I mean, this only works as long as Tifa is the only one committing crimes
Cloud: she's got shark teeth and heals you when you die
Sam: wait a minute... you talkin bout mipha?
Sam : "This girl, what does she look like?"
Cloud : "She's got a big pair of..."
Sam : "Wait a minute, you talking about Tifa?
(Yeah, someone had to make this joke)
Lol
Sam pretty much says that later, which upsets Cloud, lol
Phương Nguyễn Thanh e y e s
Cloud : sephiroth
Sam : wait a miniute you talking about Tifa?
Aerith: Sephiroth is how you described her? You're acting really weird, Cloud.
Cloud: Her name is Tifa
Sam: Wait a minute, you talking about Tifa?
Cloud:She’s a dude
Sam: Wait a minute. Are you talking about Tifa
Surprised face pikachu
acutally i think cloud would just go "that's her" with aerith saying "wait did you guys just..never mind"
Cloud: She owes me money .
Sam: Wait a minute, you talking about Tifa?
Cloud: *says literally nothing*
Sam: “wait a minute, you talking about Tifa?”
Sam: this girl,what's she look like?
Cloud: she's in great shape
Aerith: is that important?(looking to her own body to notice her shape lol)
- She's bald, wears an eye patch, has a huge scar on her cheek, a hook for a hand, and moves around in a wheel Chair.
- ...are you talking about Tifa?
Cloud: *still thinking*
Sam: wait a minute, you talking about Tifa.
Cloud: She's has a beard like Heidegger
Sam: Wait a minute, you talking about Tifa?
Cloud: It's round, hot, Italians like it
Sam: Wait a minute, you talking about pizza?
Me: she's way too good for a guy like me
Sam: Wait a minute, you're talking about Tifa?
Me: that's right......... *CRY*
As funny as this is, it's very lazy dialogue. There's no reason to put dialogue options in if everything is on rails.
Hard disagree. Not every game needs to be the walking dead with 15 different dialogue branches and ending combinations.
Fun dialogue options are good *because* they’re on rails and you’re free to choose whatever you want without worrying about whether it’s going to negatively impact the story or give you a bad ending.
aerith does have a different reaction thats good enough. i dont want more dialogue from bird lovin James Harden
@@acojo8205Excuses
Cloud: they're a mammal
Sam: wait a minute, you talking 'bout Tifa?
Sam : This girl what does she look like?
Cloud : She's a girl. Maybe a woman.
Sam : No shit genius...
Sam: Wait a minute, you talking about Tifa?
Oh ho. Looks like somebody's got a crush.
Cloud: She's....
Sam: Oh, you mean Tifa?
Cloud: You're god damn right.
Cloud: She is....
Sam: Wait a minute... You're talking about Tifa?
Cloud: I haven't even finished my sentence.
Cloud: holds black feather and mutters "Sephiroth."
Sam: You talkin about tifa?
Cloud : i like you
Sam : wait a minute , you talking about tifa
Cloud: Well. She have a tig ol’ bitty...
Sam: Wait a minute, you talking about tifa?
Zacx I’m actually surprised that you’re the first one to go there... 🤨
Aerith: CLOUD!?
Cloud: my money
Sam: Wait a minute you talkin abt Tifa?
Cloud: Yes
Sam: Wait a minute, are you talking about Tifa?
Cloud: Well she's got 2 eyes.
Sam: Wait a Minute... You talking about Tifa
Cloud: who am i looking for again?
Sam: wait a minute, you talking about Tifa?
Cloud: I like my cheese drippy bruh.
Sam: Wait a minute, you talking about Tifa?
The way she self consciously looks at herself as she replies to him is just....I can't be dealing with how amazing she is.
Cloud inhales
Sam: Waita minute, you talking about Tifa?
Cloud: The mayor.
Sam: Wait a minute, you talking about Tifa?
Is the best!
Cloud: So anyway I started blasting.
Sam: Wait a minute, you talking about Tifa?
I picked the body option too simply because it’s the closest thing to Cloud VISUALLY describing her. 🤣and since we trying to describe what she “looks like”- duh!
When Aerith criticized me, I was like: YES! Yes it is important- we are trying to describe what she LOOKS like! Look- it’s the closest option I had- give me a break! 🤣
"He's blonde has a big sword on his back, spiky hair, mako eyes, black tank top, iron pauldron on his left arm along with a metal gauntlet, also has baggy pants and leather suspenders connected to a big leather belt."
"..... *are you talking about Tifa* "
Cloud: _breaths_
Sam: *wait a minute, you talking about tifa*
Cloud: "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?"
Sam: "Wait a minute, you talking about Tifa?"
why would saying someone''s great at handling the books imply they got a crush? it should be the opposite...
When did she ever handled books anyway?
@@GeorgiaAndrea probably checkbooks, she owns seven heaven afterall
@@GeorgiaAndrea yea what he/she said
Well the point is that he is asking about her
@@GeorgiaAndrea Tifa runs 7th Heaven and handles AVALANCHE's finances.
And in answer to the original thread question, it suggests that Cloud is impressed with her intelligence as well as her skills and looks.
Cloud: The next line is "Do you mean Tifa? "
Sam: Do you mean Tifa?
NANI?!
cloud: she is not my girlfreind
sam: wait a minute, you talking about tifa?
Looks like somebody's got a bit of a crush.
Feelsbadman
Cloud:
Sam: Wait you talking about tifa?
Sam: "This girl, what's she look like?"
Cloud: "She's"...
Sam: "Wait a minute, you talking about Tifa?"
Cloud :
Sam : Wait a minute, you talking about ?
Cloud : Wait a minute, am I talking about Tifa?
Sam : *w a i t*
Cloud: You read the comments for this video?
Sam: Wait a minute, you talking about Tifa?
Cloud: She's in great shape.
Sam: Wait, you talking about Barret?
Solid Snake: "It's a nuclear equipped walking battle tank called METAL GEAR"
Sam: "Wait a minute, you talking about Tifa?"
This is easily the best comment section i've ever found in a long time
And no i'm not talking about Tifa
Cloud: She's a Homo Sapien and is from Milky way galaxy.
Sam: You talking bout Tifa
Cloud: *Breathes*
Sam: Wait a minute, you talkin about TIFA?
Cloud: I forgot
Sam: wait a minute, you talking about Tifa?
“Well....she not a monkey nor a unicorn and she’s on this planet...maybe”
“Wait a minute, you talking about Tifa”
Cloud:
Sam: Wait a minute, you taking about tifa
Cloud: She got 2 eyes, a nose underneath and also a mouth below.
Sam: Wait a minute, you talking about Tifa?
Cloud: She’s black.
Sam: Wait a minute, you talking about Tifa?
Wait a minute, are you talking about Motifa?
Sam: "This girl, what's she look like?"
Clood: "She's a small cat wielding a megaphone for a weapon riding a giant stuffed moogle."
Sam: "Tarnation! That's a description of Tifa, if I ever heard one. Yee haw."
Cloud: She's Tifa
Sam: oh
Cloud: Her name is Tifa.
Sam: Wait a minute, you talkin about Tifa?
Cloud: Sh-
Sam: Wait a minute you talking about tifa?
Cloud: "I'm not talking about tifa and its totally different being here"
Sam: "wait a minute you talking about tifa?"
Cloud: i like how most of the comments meme about you ...
Sam: Wait a minute, you talking about Tifa ?
lets do a drinking game of every time someone in the comment section says "Sam: Wait a minute, you talking about Tifa?" lol
Everyone died in 30 seconds. Even the Irish and Scottish players.
That’s not a game, it’s a death sentence.
wow, love how the dialogue choices change the story replies, so much depth..
"She's in great shape"
*DEM POLYGONS*
Cloud: She looks like Rinoa or Garnet.
Sam: Wait a minute, you talking about Tifa?
Cloud: She's shorter than me.
Sam: Wait a minute, you talking about Tifa?
Cloud didn’t even deny he has a bit of a crush on Tifa 😂😂😂
yeah but the same thing could be said about aerith but who cares shipping wars are stupid anyway