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  • @Komso47
    @Komso47 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2197

    Whats up?
    -You obviously, you little... Astronaut.

    • @bobbywatson942
      @bobbywatson942 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I’m surprised that I had to search this long to find this comment

    • @hnyii
      @hnyii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      B-but which way is up?

    • @manuelelia3602
      @manuelelia3602 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      The sky
      *or is it*

    • @teemuntubetus
      @teemuntubetus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      :D

    • @mandelbrot91
      @mandelbrot91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think you call them buttronauts these days... Because it's also called compbutt

  • @unclearsector4266
    @unclearsector4266 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2017

    _talks about special relativity and stuff_ "thats all cool, Michael, but you're probably wondering... how long can a zucchini grow?" _starts talking about lightspeed immediately after_

    • @stupidrainbo
      @stupidrainbo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @Tetrahedrony The other zucchinis shrink when they see how long that one is

    • @HH-sv1tb
      @HH-sv1tb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

    • @dadleft8427
      @dadleft8427 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes that is the joke thank you for pointing out the joke

    • @gabrielnobrev
      @gabrielnobrev 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *Vsauce flashbacks*

    • @deddsos
      @deddsos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The subtitles for that, around 6:20, are “grew Sukie knee two point five two meters in length it’s just phenomenal” lmao

  • @shadowhegog9798
    @shadowhegog9798 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4222

    I think he understands just how wholesome of a meme he is.

    • @TheSerbianEmperor
      @TheSerbianEmperor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +316

      He knows, he most certainly knows, and he revels in it.

    • @redsalmon9966
      @redsalmon9966 6 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      Self-aware meme

    • @rocketrazzaq
      @rocketrazzaq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      He has embraced the meme

    • @colemanbishop1123
      @colemanbishop1123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      But what IS a meme?

    • @PV-po6zt
      @PV-po6zt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Hey, Vsauce, Micheal here.

  • @christinahamilton7676
    @christinahamilton7676 5 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    0:05 Yes, DONG definitely does stand for
    *D* By
    *O* Of and
    *N* For
    *G* Teens.

    • @el0j
      @el0j 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@hunni3243 I think you're the one being wooooshed

    • @RodmanShah
      @RodmanShah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      D - By of O - And for N - Teens who G - Like cooking

    • @altuervo
      @altuervo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The way he says it D=by, O=of, N=and for, G=teens, each letter he starts with makes boat, so DONG=BOAT, wonder what michael means by this 🤔🤔

    • @altuervo
      @altuervo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Tushar Pasha bruh wat i was making an additional joke, u dont understand jokes?

    • @scritch8833
      @scritch8833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @J B now you stfu

  • @GrantGryczan
    @GrantGryczan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3516

    "To be honest, humans are one of my top-ten favorite animals." -Michael, 2018

    • @Roonayy
      @Roonayy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      I don't get what's outrageous about that. Some people think other animals are cooler than humans.

    • @Mylok_
      @Mylok_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      nobody said it was outrageous ?XD

    • @doctor_owl
      @doctor_owl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Of course a human's favorite animal is humans. That's like the brain declaring itself to be the most important organ lol

    • @ladedadedayoh3188
      @ladedadedayoh3188 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@doctor_owl Well it doesn't have to be, my favorite animal is *definitely * not humans, and someone could make the argument that the heart is the most important organ.

    • @robindex360
      @robindex360 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was looking for this comment and found one..

  • @FreaksBlack
    @FreaksBlack 6 ปีที่แล้ว +763

    "the only TH-cam channel made by of and for teens who like cooking, today we're gonna be talking about BABIES!"
    WHAT?

    • @JeBronLames07
      @JeBronLames07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      First step: *preheat the oven*

    • @popisdeadisagoodsong9997
      @popisdeadisagoodsong9997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@JeBronLames07 second step: *insert the infant.*

    • @audreyandremington5265
      @audreyandremington5265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@popisdeadisagoodsong9997 third step: *watch Vsauce's cannibalism video for instructions on eating humans*

    • @popisdeadisagoodsong9997
      @popisdeadisagoodsong9997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@audreyandremington5265 fourth step: *follow instructions and remove the infant to check how cooked it is*

    • @scritch8833
      @scritch8833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@popisdeadisagoodsong9997 fifth step: *eat up*

  • @momentouscrazynoob1709
    @momentouscrazynoob1709 6 ปีที่แล้ว +712

    "Continuity isn't a priority here at Vsauce headquarters"
    -Michael Stevens

    • @MrCubFan415
      @MrCubFan415 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      MomentousCrazynoob That may explain why he hasn’t been uploading on the main Vsauce channel.

    • @luisquezada9806
      @luisquezada9806 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      That explains how he goes from relativity to zucchinis halfway through the video

    • @micahphilson
      @micahphilson 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The only consistent thing is that there's no consistency.

    • @wildharpy6435
      @wildharpy6435 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@luisquezada9806 and back

    • @davidstrumpf2312
      @davidstrumpf2312 ปีที่แล้ว

      Live long and Prosper Michael 🖖

  • @grandayy
    @grandayy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5959

    I'm gonna buy Vsauce stock to become a part owner of Vsauce

    • @hectorhellcat7783
      @hectorhellcat7783 6 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      grandayy genius

    • @Quintinity
      @Quintinity 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ok

    • @antoniw.3080
      @antoniw.3080 6 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      Maybe invest in Vcoin
      Hollup
      Ain't that the money in fortnite?
      Well then, see me on my future card
      board box

    • @Tha_Monsta88
      @Tha_Monsta88 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      grandayy we need more vsauce memes

    • @mgc9965
      @mgc9965 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I think you are using the wrong account.... where's the duck one

  • @connorduffy7964
    @connorduffy7964 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I've been watching vsauce since I was a kid, like 12 - 13. I'm 17 now and I still regularly go back and watch every video. Its fascinating to see myself grow up through these videos. 3 years ago I had no clue how an object could move out of the way fast enough for light on the other side to meet your eye, but I get it now! You are such an amazing teacher, I hope you understand how much you mean to me and all of your followers

  • @KneeCaps
    @KneeCaps 6 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    It's true that in space you age slower, but you kinda age faster too. Well, kinda. The effects that gravity has on bone mass. The lower amount of gravity that you're exposed to, the quicker you lose bone mass. It's strange.
    Edit: I realized a second after I posted that I spelled "effects" incorrectly :(.

    • @indioplateado6991
      @indioplateado6991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Didn't expect to find you here sir

    • @questlord1308
      @questlord1308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@indioplateado6991 Pro tip, if you're not a cripple, look down and knee caps you will find.

    • @perpetualsystems
      @perpetualsystems 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Actually, in the astronauts perspective, the exact same amount of time has passed. For him, it is us who seemed to age faster. That's why the field is called general or special relativity, because the passage of time is relative to the person that experiences it.

    • @sour5blue
      @sour5blue 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@perpetualsystems not true, a person stationary and a person going to and back from somewhere don’t experience the same time relative to themselves. They can both agree that the person going to and back from the place aged less (twins paradox). Like you can do it by sending an electromagnetic wave every second in your time and they could send one in their time and actually calculate it.
      It’s more of you have some spacial velocity and some temporal velocity. The one who moves loses some temporal velocity for spacial velocity ages less in both frames of reference if they go back AND FORTH.

  • @waffle4326
    @waffle4326 6 ปีที่แล้ว +645

    "Always preheat your ovens". I will Michael, I will...

    • @pnksounds
      @pnksounds 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      im preheating right now and cooking for my dada funnily enough

    • @fairy__nova
      @fairy__nova 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You're cooking for Michael also? Same!

    • @vitakyo982
      @vitakyo982 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I have induction ...

    • @CIRCADES
      @CIRCADES 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well, actually, I prefer to cook certain things without preheating...

    • @dan_ward
      @dan_ward 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Except when cooking bacon. Put it in a cold oven to heat up with the oven. Better bacon.

  • @RBuckminsterFuller
    @RBuckminsterFuller 6 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    DONG: the first and only youtube channel made by, of, and for, teens who like cooking.

    • @tryphonunzouave8384
      @tryphonunzouave8384 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      "today, we're gonna be talking about babies"
      That's what I call a well written video

    • @GeraltORivia
      @GeraltORivia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I literally read this just as he said it.

    • @h4724-q6j
      @h4724-q6j 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Made of teens who like cooking.
      Nice.

    • @cooleslaw
      @cooleslaw 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Humans are my top 10 favourite animals

  • @echo6095
    @echo6095 6 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    "Welcome to dong, the first and only youtube channel made by, of, and for teens who like cooking. Today, we're going to be talking about babies."

    • @hamnchee
      @hamnchee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is for teens?

    • @migvelv
      @migvelv 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I'm a teen and I like cooking. How did he know??????¿¿¿

    • @DreamyDaylite
      @DreamyDaylite 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OhShit

    • @mazendeeb9582
      @mazendeeb9582 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Echo

    • @meowtherainbowx4163
      @meowtherainbowx4163 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It sounded like he was starting a sex ed class on how to avoid pregnancy as a teen.

  • @TheLesserWeevil
    @TheLesserWeevil 6 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    1:05
    Michael: "Between North Dakota and Illinois, Illinois clearly is gonna win."
    This Australian: "Yes.....of course....."

    • @NoriMori1992
      @NoriMori1992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      This Canadian: "Yes… I definitely know how big these two states' populations are relative to each other."
      (Like, hell, I don't even know the relative populations of the provinces in my _own_ country.)

    • @delve_
      @delve_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +NoriMori
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Canadian_provinces_and_territories_by_population#Listing

    • @taysem321
      @taysem321 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I don't even know all the states and where they are. But no wonder, i live on a different continent, why would i

    • @deddsos
      @deddsos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tay Sem lmao I live in North Carolina and I barely know the population of my own state, much less the states around it

    • @d-rockanomaly9243
      @d-rockanomaly9243 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NoriMori1992 Haha right, all I know it goes Ontario>Quebec>BC>Alberta. After that I'm not totally sure, but I would guess Manitoba>Saskatchewan>Nova Scotia>Newfoundland>New Brunswick>PEI>Yukon>NW territories>Nunavut.

  • @huzzzer6083
    @huzzzer6083 5 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    "Made for teens that like cooking"
    *3 secs later*
    "Today we're gonna talk about babies"

    • @harleck9119
      @harleck9119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well, you could cook a baby

    • @Doshee33
      @Doshee33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@harleck9119 RT Game cooked the cooking mama baby

  • @___-wu2ve
    @___-wu2ve 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1127

    0:41 "Humans are my top 10 most favorite animals"

    • @goos2024
      @goos2024 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      qrabbit_ humans are animals

    • @EmberHunterable
      @EmberHunterable 6 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      "are ONE of my top ten"

    • @5AMU1
      @5AMU1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      qrabbit_
      Is ur profile pic from Phineas and ferb?

    • @goos2024
      @goos2024 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sam Nis yep

    • @swebruh
      @swebruh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That's true, humans are an animal.. we are in the class of "Mammals" in the Animalia Kingdom, and are a primate. The more you know! ;)

  • @jacob.thaxton
    @jacob.thaxton 6 ปีที่แล้ว +535

    I love the way they make these videos

    • @primeddesign
      @primeddesign 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Jacob Thaxton but what is love?
      *Music plays*

    • @WeChallenge
      @WeChallenge 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If you take what Tina Turner sang into account, it's a second hand emotion, that leaves one wondering who's hand and better yet why isn't it a first hand emotion seeing the original poster was speaking of it as if they were having the experience in a first hand first person setting, independent from what others might have been feeling while watching the video. The better question would be What's love got to do with it?.....

  • @derkalaender
    @derkalaender 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1041

    that zucchini thing killed me...

    • @Meg_A_Byte
      @Meg_A_Byte 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      RIP :(

    • @FEARbraveheart
      @FEARbraveheart 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I hope you took notes

    • @ewanstewart2001
      @ewanstewart2001 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      der kaländer I haven't had zucchini ever, in my life.

    • @How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS
      @How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      der kaländer imagine if there was a cooking segment called cooking with Michael or something like that

    • @jeffbiz9568
      @jeffbiz9568 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he caught the words off my tongue.

  • @AlejandroXFilms
    @AlejandroXFilms 6 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    "They just dont taste great when they're large" - DONG Michael

  • @ubayyd
    @ubayyd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +425

    *"Humans are like, one of my top10 favourite animals."*

    • @1234q-q8x
      @1234q-q8x 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ansaree97 Yeah pretty sure that Michael is an alien.

    • @theangrycheeto
      @theangrycheeto 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's like.. your opinion, man.

    • @Roonayy
      @Roonayy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ... but humans are animals

    • @crake9510
      @crake9510 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOLOLLOLOOL

    • @Cruz0e
      @Cruz0e 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Roonayy maybe you are, I am not :)

  • @sam-ch9mz
    @sam-ch9mz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1379

    Why is Michael so dank?

    • @ggilft4073
      @ggilft4073 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Samuel Azurdia Why not?

    • @Ramen_Scum
      @Ramen_Scum 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Samuel Azurdia I have that jumper in your profile pic

    • @lpsp442
      @lpsp442 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He never showers and typically dwells in caves.
      Occasionally a grotto.

    • @pnksounds
      @pnksounds 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      because he is the universe dont you get it every video is perfect but unexplainable just like this beautiful place we call the cosmos

    • @NovaMenno
      @NovaMenno 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      We granted him dankhood

  • @TSPxEclipse
    @TSPxEclipse 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I love how casually Michael can go from talking about relativistic effects on astronauts to a really long zucchini... and then back to relativistic effects... and then ends the episode like a cooking show.

  • @unknownhorse9123
    @unknownhorse9123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +836

    Typical Michael Videos:
    Question:
    What does "Good" really mean?
    After 10 mins of research...
    Answer:
    The mass of the sun is 1.989 × 10^30 kg.

    • @ToasterPizzaFun
      @ToasterPizzaFun 6 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      And as always, thanks for purple.

    • @hairohukosu433
      @hairohukosu433 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lmaoooo so true Im dying

    • @gustavoc16
      @gustavoc16 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      HAHAHAHAH so true - 42

    • @trent5807
      @trent5807 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Or is it?
      12 minutes of explanations later...
      Blue is really purple, and yesterday is 47.

    • @doctor_owl
      @doctor_owl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Typical DONG video:
      Here's a chart of all the astronauts, even the ones who are still in space!
      5 minutes later: How big can a zucchini grow?

  • @ZCBeats1
    @ZCBeats1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Vsauce NEEDS to do a video on the idea of 4 spacial dimensions, it's so cool and interesting!

  • @MrCruckles
    @MrCruckles 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Michael I appreciate you for showing me the way's of the universe as i have felt it has always been hard for me to learn and grasp on to certain things but however by the way of your clever breakdown into it, I can really feel confident into spreading the knowledge. *KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK*

  • @mohamedezzat9285
    @mohamedezzat9285 6 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    6:28 "they just don't taste great when they are large"

    • @idot3331
      @idot3331 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      No more than *T W E L V E I N C H E S*

    • @saladnchill
      @saladnchill 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      and now, here I am, questioning myself again about the existence, the essence of life, why are pandas so cute and why are they disappearing, what makes a Mustang '69 look so damn badass *and didn't anyone noticed that Michael is almost the same as he was 9 years ago?*
      ty for wasting your precious time still reading this

    • @zahrulexe
      @zahrulexe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeah they'd hurt you. Literally.

    • @oscarkhawar9323
      @oscarkhawar9323 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mohamed that's why they are picked when they are young

  • @konuralpmacit
    @konuralpmacit 6 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    Michael is one of my favorite animal

    • @Opsraw
      @Opsraw 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      sümük4 upvoted because of that wooden picture

  • @durdleduc8520
    @durdleduc8520 6 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    This video was a rollercoaster from start to finish

  • @NoriMori1992
    @NoriMori1992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That Armand Hammer guy pulled such a power move, because now when people jokingly ask him if he owns Arm & Hammer, he can look them straight in the eye and say "Yes" and watch them try to figure out if he's serious or not.

  • @quintonwilson8565
    @quintonwilson8565 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    "what's up? you obviously!" I always laugh at these cringey puns.

  • @momentouscrazynoob1709
    @momentouscrazynoob1709 6 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    " Zucinnies like to grow big, but they don't taste well when they're large"
    -Michael Stevens

    • @dakorjparie2425
      @dakorjparie2425 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      conclusion: for the same amount of earth time, zucchinis taste better if grown in space

    • @kentmichaelgalang686
      @kentmichaelgalang686 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @adipangestu7973
      @adipangestu7973 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Even zucchinis realized that size doesn't matter

    • @MegaFonebone
      @MegaFonebone 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I didn’t realize zucchinis have taste buds.

    • @crake9510
      @crake9510 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      *insert Lenny face*

  • @dr.richardfeynman7230
    @dr.richardfeynman7230 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3198

    i think he lost the password to vsauce

    • @oreiboon
      @oreiboon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      its just him having fun with website

    • @oreiboon
      @oreiboon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      s

    • @NickRoman
      @NickRoman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I think there's some kind of legal battle. It's like when Prince changed his name for a number of years.

    • @SamersonT
      @SamersonT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      No, he's just HowToBasic

    • @hijack69
      @hijack69 6 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      But what are passwords and how much does it weigh?

  • @user-bg7ef4ns4v
    @user-bg7ef4ns4v 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    “What’s up? Heh, you obviously. You little... Astronaut!” :’D

  • @theodorevoudrislis6103
    @theodorevoudrislis6103 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Michael, you're totally crazy and I love that. Great scientist, great mind, great sense of humor and great videos. Keep up, dude :)

  • @dugsrobert7952
    @dugsrobert7952 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Astronaut Scott Tingle, what’s up. Hhh, you obviously” zooms in on Michael’s proud face about his dorky joke, “Heuh you little astronaut” a millisecond later Michael’s sincerity comes back. This is why I love these videos

  • @MsJerrySparkle
    @MsJerrySparkle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +632

    what's up? you obviously you little astronaut

    • @cheesecakelasagna
      @cheesecakelasagna 6 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      I figuratively died at that point.

    • @HugoCabrera01
      @HugoCabrera01 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Did you say "figuratively"? Congratulations on your correct use of language!

    • @umont13
      @umont13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Hugo Cabrera I literally laughed when I heard it

    • @reginnna
      @reginnna 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I was looking for your comment. He KNEW it was bad, too. 😂😂

    • @arisoda7497
      @arisoda7497 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hugo Cabrera "figuratively" was used correctly? Dafuq u all crying about

  • @jezuconz7299
    @jezuconz7299 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I love this guy. Michael, whether you're reading this or not, thank you. Keep doing as well as you do your stuff.

  • @-lll-ll-llll-AVE
    @-lll-ll-llll-AVE 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Im honestly baffled by the quality of Michael’s comedic skills at each new DONG videos
    Keep it up, proud of ya

  • @f3ynman1um8
    @f3ynman1um8 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Michael is such a character
    I mean like where does he come up with
    “The first and only youtube channel made by of and for teens who like cooking”

  • @brum4550
    @brum4550 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the edits. Your humor has really grown on me.

  • @shubhamthakur4053
    @shubhamthakur4053 6 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    Man all this good editing must *make the dong hard* to create.

  • @karthikbalajim1381
    @karthikbalajim1381 6 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    Michael becoming crazier with every new video... Guess he would've become completely mad when he does the next video on Vsauce...

    • @vaibhav5566
      @vaibhav5566 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Karthik Balaji nub

    • @Kredeidi
      @Kredeidi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Its started when he locked himself in a sensory deprivation room for days

  • @Patatifique
    @Patatifique 6 ปีที่แล้ว +502

    Plz do a top ten favorite animals video

    • @ZomB1986
      @ZomB1986 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ... in their natural habitat

    • @Schoko4craft
      @Schoko4craft 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ... e.g. human in war

    • @LeoStaley
      @LeoStaley 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Michael please.

    • @Marixchatt
      @Marixchatt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love gems! such the best aliens. Besides we’re the same person Patatifque

    • @justinmyhan4419
      @justinmyhan4419 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ask real life lore

  • @blownfuse76
    @blownfuse76 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Best visual explanation of Terrell rotation I've come across so far. Thanks!

  • @DonOmarRamiro
    @DonOmarRamiro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Video: **Doesnt start with "Hey Vsause, Michael here"**
    Me: Wait, thats illegal.

  • @mowdegrassetyson7676
    @mowdegrassetyson7676 6 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    Will this be on the test?

    • @corvidox
      @corvidox 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes

    • @phillipgamble849
      @phillipgamble849 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      No, but it may be on his next T Shirt 🤗

    • @Smerpyderp
      @Smerpyderp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's a quiz, Tyrone! Not a test, It's a quiz! God! Get it right for once!

  • @JesseCaul
    @JesseCaul 6 ปีที่แล้ว +669

    Michael is the only person who should exist

    • @GrilliCici
      @GrilliCici 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Spycrabs how to basic

    • @GrilliCici
      @GrilliCici 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SO YOU LOVE HOW TO BAsic

    • @seededsoul
      @seededsoul 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      put him into space, then use the combined nuclear arsenal of russia and the USA to sanitize the world.

    • @DreamyDaylite
      @DreamyDaylite 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wait, then what about yourself?

    • @JesseCaul
      @JesseCaul 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dreamy Daylite the Cat
      No only him

  • @anselmschueler
    @anselmschueler 6 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    OK, the Torell thing is new to me. Njce!

    • @-danR
      @-danR 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Penrose-Terrell rotation is very old to me, and I never click on these sorts of relativity vids expecting anyone to discuss it. This one is unusual.

  • @lucaslopes-ws5ng
    @lucaslopes-ws5ng 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I absolutely love Michael's work, this man is just amazing

  • @tomdenhollander2443
    @tomdenhollander2443 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I live in the Netherlands under sea-level, so i'm older then people that were born on the same moment as i was born right?

    • @banehog
      @banehog 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes, first you're older, then people were born on the same moment.

    • @parthiancapitalist2733
      @parthiancapitalist2733 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ?

    • @josefdrapak1889
      @josefdrapak1889 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@banehog wtf

    • @banehog
      @banehog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@josefdrapak1889 here's a clue: Then != Than

    • @TaoSpin
      @TaoSpin 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      No, you are younger. You don't have orbital velocity (or you would be floating). So you should only look at the gravitational effect curve (general relativity). More gravity means slower clock.

  • @bloggerboyo
    @bloggerboyo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Great cooking show! I especially loved the blue cheez burger and salad with rose vinaigrette.

    • @Vsauce
      @Vsauce 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Thanks! It's a great recipe for teens. Easy to make and quick clean up. Always a favorite!

    • @bloggerboyo
      @bloggerboyo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ...and I just realised that I spelt cheese, 'cheez' and it's been read by Michael Stevens, I'm a mixture of starstruck and embarrassed... At least it will soon be forgotten. As Michael Stevens once said "YOLOBLOMLMTAASOSBTDPWKEOBOIODAWCHEOBOITOD".

    • @jamietaylor8663
      @jamietaylor8663 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Blogger Boyo that’s how vegan cheese replacement stuff is spelled so you’re good

  • @halvard1723
    @halvard1723 6 ปีที่แล้ว +847

    i thought it was a dolan dark video

    • @NapoleChan
      @NapoleChan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Halow if you don't think Dolan Dark videos have jokes your watching them wrong.

    • @ozapy
      @ozapy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Subscribe to Dolan Dark

    • @mistakenmeme
      @mistakenmeme 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dead meme.

    • @aspirerl4807
      @aspirerl4807 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Halvard Samdal But how do you know it isn't?

    • @funkybob7772
      @funkybob7772 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dolan... who now?

  • @dustyflygon
    @dustyflygon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Humans are my spirit animal.

    • @connorking984
      @connorking984 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      DustyFlygon I always felt like them.

  • @trashkan66
    @trashkan66 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mikael u nailed it 6:04 What everyone really wanted to know!

  • @daniyaaalx
    @daniyaaalx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    2:40 that's the funniest thing in ages 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Ryukachoo
    @Ryukachoo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Thanks for cooking
    Michael just messing with the formula for fun now

  • @cscgaming25
    @cscgaming25 6 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    I think Michael forgot this wasn’t a Vsauce video for about 5 minutes

  • @ossi_2429
    @ossi_2429 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love DONG. Michael’s humorous side is so fun to experience.

  • @PoojaDeshpande84
    @PoojaDeshpande84 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    yes Michael, right after pondering over time dilation effects of space travel I found myself wondering about the maximum length of a zucchini, and as always you were there for me.

  • @camillewerba466
    @camillewerba466 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    When Michael say "stay curious" at the end I thought Im at Its okay to be smart channel haahhaha

  • @KantFromEC
    @KantFromEC 6 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    "some countries babies are born more often then others"
    Yes for instance in Russia each baby is born 3 times before they're given citizenship.

    • @alexwang982
      @alexwang982 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Charlie C whaaaaaa

    • @NoveskeYT
      @NoveskeYT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The joke is?

    • @Spartan-Four-Twenty
      @Spartan-Four-Twenty 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Charlie C watch it again and you will be as surprised as i was that north korea lit up at all.

    • @yahyaelnaggar2264
      @yahyaelnaggar2264 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMAO

  • @lunhing5308
    @lunhing5308 6 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    You so precious when you smile

    • @therambunctiousrobloxian9323
      @therambunctiousrobloxian9323 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Did you say this before the song "Mine" came out? Time traveler!

    • @teppopierune5520
      @teppopierune5520 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wtfffsgitfuckinghellwhatamieventalkingaboutshiiit

    • @tmoney5036
      @tmoney5036 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@therambunctiousrobloxian9323 did he really

  • @tank_m3_tanker575
    @tank_m3_tanker575 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    His puns are so bad that they are so good

  • @SergioRodriguez_101
    @SergioRodriguez_101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Man I've been looking for a video about zucchinis for a long time, glad he delivered.

  • @Ncryption
    @Ncryption 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Within 30 seconds I always learn something cool or think about interesting things with any video Micheal is in. Thank you sir. May your atoms always change but may you not.

  • @stax8761
    @stax8761 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    what was the science behind 6:20, does a sudden topic change help us regain our attention? I'm actually curious.

    • @vitormelomedeiros
      @vitormelomedeiros 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It's nonsense humour, one of the favourite kinds of humour to the man of science.

  • @ei..
    @ei.. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    Not a single baby was born in Norway

    • @jolez_4869
      @jolez_4869 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      *GOOD*

    • @suwinkhamchaiwong8382
      @suwinkhamchaiwong8382 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      A baby is born there every 485.88 seconds. Or to put it another way, 8 minutes, 5 seconds and approximately 880 milliseconds.

    • @meshachwalker6841
      @meshachwalker6841 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Too cold to function

    • @sunshinedaniela8572
      @sunshinedaniela8572 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Einar Johnsen That is because Exurb1a destroyed Norway already

    • @crake9510
      @crake9510 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Suwin Khamchaiwong that’s how long it takes light to get from the sun to the earth.

  • @cheesecakelasagna
    @cheesecakelasagna 6 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    12:30 I mean I once triggered a very heated political debate on a youtube video.

    • @theceohq
      @theceohq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      that's not even true you filthy commie! ALL LIES!! LIES I SAID

    • @cheesecakelasagna
      @cheesecakelasagna 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      adrsya I'm not talking about American politics boi.

    • @argeliozamora1074
      @argeliozamora1074 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      CheesecakeLasagna Politics? Lmao i once talked about religion, Some one got shot at the end

    • @alexanderm5728
      @alexanderm5728 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I once started a ghif vs. jif debate. That got pretty hot.

    • @KhOrganization
      @KhOrganization 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Alexander M in short, it’s pronounced JIF. The creator of GIFs even said so.

  • @909sickle
    @909sickle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    10:55
    my favorite part is when the raptor taps its claw on the ground

  • @LordMichaelRahl
    @LordMichaelRahl 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    This helped me understand Terrell rotation better, great job Michael.

  • @bonarjames-oneill2483
    @bonarjames-oneill2483 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The memes have got to you Micheal

  • @bmccool
    @bmccool 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    VSauce really out here for us unable/unwilling to dive into TH-cam Red

  • @astroash
    @astroash 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1296

    *Top ten anime geniuses.*

  • @shivamroy652
    @shivamroy652 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you for making such wonderful videos, Michel. They are the most amazing videos ever on TH-cam.
    Keep it up.

  • @JustPlainRob
    @JustPlainRob 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Humans are, like, one of my top-10 favorite animals..."
    Michael is the best.

  • @LightTheMars
    @LightTheMars 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I like all Dongs, but I like Michael's Dong the most.

  • @sorenmine7765
    @sorenmine7765 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    micheal should start a let's play channel.
    "heyy, let's play, micheal here."

    • @newman6434
      @newman6434 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sorenmine id kms

  • @eduardozanin8520
    @eduardozanin8520 6 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    Hi Michael!

  • @MaximumBan
    @MaximumBan 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I never get enough of you, Michael!

  • @attedau6235
    @attedau6235 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was so great nice to see him in a similar format 2 the vids I love the most

  • @GTX1050VSNEXTGENGAMES
    @GTX1050VSNEXTGENGAMES 6 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    He is how to basic creator

    • @despacitotv7906
      @despacitotv7906 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      preach amen btw despacito is epic

    • @user-bm2eq9xl6d
      @user-bm2eq9xl6d 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No, that was a joke.

    • @blackseac
      @blackseac 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      - and you also missed this commenters joke

    • @Pluvillion
      @Pluvillion 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      r/wooooooooooooooooosh

    • @crake9510
      @crake9510 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      r/whooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh

  • @SmoothTurtle840
    @SmoothTurtle840 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    D.O.N.G. doesn’t taste good when it’s over 12 inches...

  • @Batman-rq2vx
    @Batman-rq2vx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Humans are some of my favorite animals too Michael.

  • @Jeff-cp9xn
    @Jeff-cp9xn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love this vid, its on the verge Vsauce

  • @jacobocorujo6693
    @jacobocorujo6693 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    This video is truly the pinnacle of all human achievement

  • @doodoobonejones
    @doodoobonejones 5 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    I can't believe he misspelled the channel name in the video. It's D!NG, Michael lol. Can't win 'em all I suppose

    • @srisruthi8937
      @srisruthi8937 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Once it was dong
      now it has been changed to ding

    • @mrmoth26
      @mrmoth26 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@srisruthi8937 Heresey! It was never DONG it was always D!NG. DONG is not brand friendly and is innapropriate.

    • @kellyhe3012
      @kellyhe3012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mrmoth26 that is correct.

    • @angelmendez-rivera351
      @angelmendez-rivera351 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mr Moth Yes, which is why it was changed to D!NG. But it USED to be DONG.

    • @mrmoth26
      @mrmoth26 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@angelmendez-rivera351 It was never DONG! Heretic!

  • @thexsoar
    @thexsoar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    An oven can be in only one state; heated or unheated. Pre-heating an oven is a meaningless term. And as always, thank you Mr. Carlin.

    • @daniellebarker7205
      @daniellebarker7205 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Thexsoar the Bearded my oven is in two states, it sits on the Arizona Nevada border.

    • @annakrawczuk5221
      @annakrawczuk5221 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well, if you have a Shrodinger oven, it can be in the two states at the same time :)

    • @iagreebut6813
      @iagreebut6813 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Danielle Barker theres only one place where an oven can be in 4 states.

    • @davidf2281
      @davidf2281 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I really hope this comment was meant to be ironic

    • @thexsoar
      @thexsoar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Actually I was referring to this: timestamp 1:50 th-cam.com/video/vdPy5Ikn7dw/w-d-xo.html

  • @ryattlarge9597
    @ryattlarge9597 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    2:46 oh look the earth isn’t flat

  • @0bsy96
    @0bsy96 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Finding Vsauce and D!ng was one of the best things that happened in my life

  • @adriendm
    @adriendm 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh my... this humour is so subtle, i love it :')

  • @FEARbraveheart
    @FEARbraveheart 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    What's the song at 6:40 called? I've listened to all the songs in Jake's channel and I can't seem to find it :(

  • @ابوعمر-ذ3س3ج
    @ابوعمر-ذ3س3ج 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Love you michael 👍👍👍

  • @plxton
    @plxton 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    *Someone help:*
    One thing about Relativity I have never understood is, what is the point in traveling at the speed of light if although you get there sooner, people left behind have to wait decades to see you arrive?

    • @saviourscout6183
      @saviourscout6183 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Plxton What do you mean what's the point?

    • @saviourscout6183
      @saviourscout6183 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Plxton Why should we try and reach the speed of light if the person traveling at near light speed will voyage and eventually return to Earth where centuries of Earth time has passed? Well my friend, I don't know. What's the point of anything? Why research Physics or go to school or eat food when eventually everything will be gone and nothing we did remains? I like to believe we do things and progress ourselves because, simply put, we can. I imagine that the person traveling at near light speed would be a sort of martyr. They willingly risk their lives for the progress of mankind knowing fully it could be for nothing. That person knows that there is chance they'll return to nothing. Their trip will last them 20 years but on Earth it'll last 20,000. They know that when they return, everything they knew will be different. Everyone the knew or loved will long be dead and forgotten. The country they launched from may not exist anymore, maybe not even the continent. This person knows all this yet they still choose to do it. That's crazy right? This person knows they are voluntarily giving up everything and they still do it?! That person must be insane! Well, probably a little. But I think there is something else. I believe there is an innate desire and motivation in humans to push ourselves forward and advance our society. I personally have a deep seeded morale responsibility to try and push humans forward, to make someone's life better but most importantly, to make people want to ask questions. I may be crazy but I think all humans have a basic desire to think this way. The way I see it, if you aren't constantly pushing yourself or humanity forward, then what the hell are you doing?

    • @NortheastGamer
      @NortheastGamer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Because it's better for them to wait decades than millennia. Saviour Scout doesn't answer the question and instead babbles insanely.

    • @seededsoul
      @seededsoul 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Another thing I wish he'd mentioned: you don't FEEL like time is going slower. You just get there and your clock is behind those who didn't move as fast.

    • @plxton
      @plxton 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I see the purpose for those traveling there, as they get there faster. However, something about the 'having to wait 20,000 years' for those left behind makes the whole endeavour somewhat pointless, if ever we travel at 0.9999999 etc% the speed of light, only those venturing to the destination will need to care about what they find scientifically. After 20,000 years on Earth, people may no longer care, people may no longer know, or simply there may no longer be any people to receive the information.
      It's great for those going, but for those left behind, there is little point in sending anybody at those speeds in order to obtain deeper knowledge because of the time it takes to receive it.

  • @MacJunkyFlips
    @MacJunkyFlips 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm from Idaho and every time somebody literally mentions our existence I get happy!

  • @KuroAno
    @KuroAno 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That zucchini photo is very phallic. It made me laugh a lot.

  • @IlMerluz
    @IlMerluz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Whats the color of void?

    • @primeddesign
      @primeddesign 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Eoc Dubby technically black
      *_But what IS color?_*

    • @DanielQRT
      @DanielQRT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      null

    • @mateuszbugaj799
      @mateuszbugaj799 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      true void don't exist

    • @6alecapristrudel
      @6alecapristrudel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's the same color as invisible ink.

    • @prodtheontar
      @prodtheontar 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its not

  • @TheAdelhide
    @TheAdelhide 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    zukkini fact made me laugh, instant like

  • @FinlayHamm
    @FinlayHamm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:10 omg michael very staccato

  • @Chriscondra83
    @Chriscondra83 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey, glad you're back.

  • @bing0bongo
    @bing0bongo 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is my favorite cooking show on TH-cam