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"There are no jungle squirrels" The Jungle Palm Squirrel and the Indian Giant Squirrel would like to know your location edit: and the Costa Rica Squirrel, Stanger's Squirrel, Slender-Tailed Squirrel....
I don't know how Lockstin could have gotten the idea there are no tropical forest squirrels, especially given the repeated use of search engines noted in this video.
I mean, some of them would eat the bananas, but King K. Rool just wanted to steal the banana pile to have Donkey Kong starve to death to claim the island as his own and does not like bananas.
@@glacierwolf2155 I mean those would have gone bad before he even got half way done with the pile unless magic. Also K Rule didn't account bananas growing on trees lol. Side note: Wouldn't it be awesome if Donkey Kong and Crash Bandicoot did a crossover! We be collecting Bananas and Wampa Fruits for extra lives all while shooting out of Barrels onto Wooden Crates.
Fun fact: There are most certainly squirrels living within jungles. However, their sizes can vary by alot, from diminutive flying squirrels that fit in the palm of your hand to giant squirrels as big as a housecat.
"By studying their genes and other traits, biologists have figured out that sugar gliders and flying squirrels are probably not very closely related. Sugar gliders are marsupial mammals and flying squirrels are placental mammals. "
"The bananas can fly, are huge, never spoil, and grant the ability to cheat death with a balloon. Any questions about how any of this works?" Lockstin: "Yes. Could a gorilla eat a lot of them?"
I think it's more of a flex. He knows he's the toughest creature in the jungle so no one's going to mess with his hoard unless they want to challenge him.
How would King K. Rool react if his attempt to frame the League of Villains for stealing the Banana Hoard led the League or at least Shigaraki to die an over the top death?
But wait what about Tiny and Kiddy? They are close family and woulda likely been getting a share of the horde too. That would make up the difference preventing waste.
I want to suggest the bananas are like a currency, everyone eats leaves when able but trade the fruit like candy bars, but with a bananas shelf life that's still not very efficient. It might be possible they're magic Kong bananas high in protein but low in sugar (?) but like pokemon that's just kind of cheating on the theory side.
I've always assumed that bananas were like currency in the Donkey Kong universe, so basically the banana hoard is like a treasury where he keeps all his gold
Here in Southeast Asia, the sellers sells them when they are at least half-ripe(it's rare for them to sell it rully ripe). Also, anyone here can plant all sorts of different cultivars in our land. Whilst our cultivars have many variations, they tend to be seedless also, as we propagate them via young shoots. Only some variants(usually the bigger ones) have seeds, but those are not as popular as others(even though they taste almost as sweet, but slightly drier)
12:30 Additionally, you only counted 4 members of the Kongs. The Kong family's HUGE. Assuming the members aren't dead unless stated they are: There's Cranky's great grandfather, Donkey Kong Jr., Uncle Julius, Tiny Kong, Chunky Kong, Kiddy Kong, Candy Kong, and Funky Kong. There's more Kongs, but those are the characters that appear on the first three sections.
Fun fact: banana go brown due to keeping on producing the enzyme (I think) to become ripe. They keep on ripening until they spoil themselves. I would always double check this though. I wouldn’t be surprised if it came up in the video too.
Guess: Around 3600 based on there being about 8 per horizontal slice, the hoard being about five bananas tall, each slice being about four deep and around 5 more horizontal slices in the cave. This is obviously an estimate since we never see the whole hoard.
I bet there’s 252,018 Bananas in his stash, the average for a animal in the DK Universe, further, Mario’s, is 2,763 Bananas a year. Furthermore if you divide these numbers you get something unrelated and doesn’t mean anything. Thank you for coming to my 91.2117264th TedTalk
This is also culture, I was almost angry, but mostly confused seeing 9 something grams for a ton, but apparently that's another case of US, like with football, where they call the more widely used unit something different... Well, whatever, good to know our tons aren't your tons, less misunderstandings.
What about all the other members of the Kong Family? Funky, Kiddy, Candy, Tiny, Lanky, Chunky, etc. Also, what about in Donkey Kong Jungle Beat where he ate as many bananas as possible in a short time frame as an end-of-level bonus? I'd think that would be a good indicator for how many bananas he can eat in a single sitting.
Thank you very much for uploading Donkey Kong content again! Since you know so many Donkey Kong theories by heart, I want to make a suggestion and say you should make a video on the Donkey Kong iceberg. Just search it up on google and you should see the one made on the DK subreddit. There are currently no videos on the Donkey Kong iceberg, so I hope you consider making a video on it!
I'm pretty sure the DKCR hoard was bigger than that, and it took more than one... leaf cart... to bring all of it. Considering that cave was packed so full they were spilling out of the entrance, I'd say 3 times the amount you estimated at least.
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@@megasnowey7177 You ean the 9000-Thing? I wouldnt call that outdated, as people still use it, but whatever. But no? Obviously i just wanted to have this said in the comment-section. It had nothing directly to do with your original comment. Obviously?
This leads to an additional thought though; how large is DK's clan? If we're counting Dixie Kong, shouldnt we also count Candy Kong? How about Tiny Kong, Lanky Kong, Kiddy Kong, and Chunky Kong who are also playable in at least one game? Or the further removed characters like Swanky Kong or Funky Kong? Depending on how much of the cast the horde is meant for, it could get stretched pretty thin...
5:58 That looks like a measurement of the slant height more than the vertical height of the pile. If the slant height is about 5 squirrels then the vertical height would be about 3.5 squirrels, and the volume is about 267,000 cubic cm.
For that stack being pulled by the elephant: 2,200 ish? Guessing that a full sized bundle is normally about 5.5 bananas, and that to make the base perimeter of the stack takes 30 bundles, plus filling in the inside takes it to around 50 bundles, which is 300 bananas already. The each level of bundles is less than the last and looks to be about 9 bundles tall ish? That would make that elephant tiny sized though.
DK is hardcore-parkouring his way through caves, jungles, and mountains to punch crocodiles in the *face*, and you're telling me he's not burning off the calories of a few thousand bananas??
They could eat them even faster if you include the other Kongs... Candy & Funky certainly as they've been around since the first DKC game & have both appeared in the majority of DKC games, just not playable. Whether or not to include Kiddy, Tiny, Chunky, Lanky, & Swanky could certainly be debated.
Just found out ( by reading other comments) that there are squirrels in the jungle, including one 2.5ft high that has a cool purple and yellow pattern. The Indian Giant squirrel.
I mean, I can see Candy, Funky or the extended family coming over, too, cause they've been at least 2 games (barrel blast and 64) but they seem to be visitors more than anything due to continuing absence
The only thing I have that doesn't add up for me is that the banana pile is only 90 cm high which means the Elefant is also only 1 meter tall which is really small and that would make dk around 50 cm big
I would up diddy's intake a bit since he's bigger than a normal spidermonkey but that aside, this was hilarious and the type of video game nonsense I love thinking about.
You question DK breathing underwater. I question Mario underwater, because he constantly lets out bubbles. Divers occasionally release some bubbles, sure, but they also surface for air. Mario doesn't need to and _keeps_ releasing bubbles.
5:17 that face looks like the waiter shredding cheese on his dish and said to say when but wasn’t paying attention and got more cheese than he wanted and is just seeing how long the waiters gunna keep shredding cheese
Tho thinking about it...the hoard was bloody massive in DK 64 and Donkey Kong can eat mountains of Bananas in seconds in Jungle Beat. He even ate a entire forest full of Bananas before finally being full in the TV Show (tho if it's canon is unknown)...so it's up in the air.
I like to point a confusing point. A normal ton (metric) is 1,000,000 grams, US ton (short ton) is 907,184.7 grams. I know that you live in a barbaric country that uses the imperial system, but would be nice if you said which one you are using on the video.
The one problem with the argument is that over-ripe bananas aren't spoiled, they just have a less pleasant texture. They are used in deserts, cooking in meals, making drinks, and as an ingredient in candies. Most processed food doesn't use them because artificial flavouring and sugar is quicker and more predictable than ripening bananas. In parts of the world where they eat allot of bananas this isn't the case and most of the banana flavoured or derived foods are made from actual bananas. Also it is often breeds of bananas that are far better tasting than the ones us North Americans get in the store.
Let's be honest, DK is a selfish guy who monopolizes the bananas for his family and goes out of his way to beat anyone who tries to get one without his permission
I remember watching this video when it was first uploaded, it has been awhile since I last watched it. Perhaps I should go back and rewatch some of my favorite videos from Gnoggin.
My headcannon is the way the info is provided is how research happened. So this script was edited each time he went down a rabbit hole and found out that it wont be very good yet until lockstin says that if they figure out more than that they care way too much and even I don't care.
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Cool
Oh ok cool 👌
Why was it removed world wide?
Hi lol
Excuse me lockstin, but do you know mr buddy is making his own monster catching game, buddymon?
*Sees Lockstin’s old avatar*
Woah, where am I, what year is it?
“Gnoggin Classic”
Oh..
Same i was so confused, then i saw his comment
What happened to the skull he used to use?
ikr
Aaaaand he changed it back.
The exact existential crisis I needed
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@@AxxLAfriku I don’t know what you’re trying to accomplish, but your trying to shill, you’re in the wrong crowd. Now I mean this in no disrespect, but most people seeing your reply probably don’t know you. You’re in the wrong crowd. It’s like going to a preschool and asking the students to join the army. Again no disrespect but I can tell you aren’t the right TH-camr for me, but keep doing TH-cam if you’re passionate about.
What are you talking about?
WHAT?
I’m more confused and haveing a crisus over the fact he only did a 4th of the kong family in this and cos of the fact that they’re is 20 kongs!!!
"There are no jungle squirrels"
The Jungle Palm Squirrel and the Indian Giant Squirrel would like to know your location
edit: and the Costa Rica Squirrel, Stanger's Squirrel, Slender-Tailed Squirrel....
Indian giant squirrels are super cool and colorful!
Costa Rica Squirrel
I don't know how Lockstin could have gotten the idea there are no tropical forest squirrels, especially given the repeated use of search engines noted in this video.
Thank you. I now know there is a technicolor squirrel, and that delights me to no end!
Does anyone have a diancie and phione I can borrow for pokemon home for the dex? I'll send them back
Then again, Donkey Kong is MUCH larger than the average ape. He’s 7”10 (238 cm).
And much heavier too.. 800 lbs.
Black The Ripper they weren’t kidding when they said bigger, faster, and stronger too..
Your profile picture made me throw up I hope your happy.
Grandma ur welcome
Someone’s gonna like this and ruin the perfection number…
the cursed Lockstin fact of the vid:
Dixie can cannibalize the other kongs if she wants to. Thankfully, she doesn't.
Only Diddy, and actually, it has been argued that gorillas might eat monkey meat too.
Me when reading the title:
*What kind of bananas Lockstin*
The kind that is monetization friendly
Just remember.....these are magic bananas. Why else would crocodiles want them.
they're not after the bananas, they're after the Crystal Coconut
@@diamondjub2318 Q the bad but entertaining song and dance scenes
I mean, some of them would eat the bananas, but King K. Rool just wanted to steal the banana pile to have Donkey Kong starve to death to claim the island as his own and does not like bananas.
@@glacierwolf2155 I mean those would have gone bad before he even got half way done with the pile unless magic. Also K Rule didn't account bananas growing on trees lol.
Side note: Wouldn't it be awesome if Donkey Kong and Crash Bandicoot did a crossover! We be collecting Bananas and Wampa Fruits for extra lives all while shooting out of Barrels onto Wooden Crates.
Google says crocodiles (and alligators) eat fruit.
Fun fact: There are most certainly squirrels living within jungles. However, their sizes can vary by alot, from diminutive flying squirrels that fit in the palm of your hand to giant squirrels as big as a housecat.
"By studying their genes and other traits, biologists have figured out that sugar gliders and flying squirrels are probably not very closely related. Sugar gliders are marsupial mammals and flying squirrels are placental mammals.
"
Of course he can't eat it......
We stole it 🙂
WE NEED THE POTASSIUM
Dude he’s getting them back. Just you wait.
I mean we got to avoid scurvy somehow
Donkey kong: so you have chosen, punch.
We are going to make so many smoothies!
"Some call them banaynays"
Me: *suspicious oregonian noises*
Why did I think you were talking about the argonians from elder scrolls for a got minute
@@RylixBlizzai XD theres a similarity with the water tolerance
May I ask where In Oregon you live I live in central Oregon and never heard anyone call them banaynays
If your within an hour of Portland, your local grocer has 30-40ya Soccer Mom currently picking up a bundle of "Nay-Nays" for her middle schooler(s)
@@kenesawdenham3418 I’m about two hours from Portland
Literally just completed the underrated masterpiece that is Donkey kong country 3
have you completed tropical freeze yet?
@@andreicecold4379 yup I only had Dkc3 left and was presently surprised over how great it was
Wait, but wouldn't the banana horde being 3 feet tall make the elephant that drags it shorter than the Mexican grandma that lives down my street?
"The bananas can fly, are huge, never spoil, and grant the ability to cheat death with a balloon. Any questions about how any of this works?"
Lockstin: "Yes. Could a gorilla eat a lot of them?"
It's only a matter of time before all the other creatures of the forest switch from "Eat the rich" to "Eat Donkey Kong"
This feels like something game theory would do
Yeah i know right?
I think he did
I thounght the same think?
Long oh so long ago
he made videos other than pokemon
I’m sorry did you actually have the audacity to say boneless yellow fruit
Gorillas, like humans and other apes, are technically omnivorous, though admittedly, most of their diet is plants.
Oops, wrong comment.
Like how Pineapples have that hard stalky bit in the middle.
wow
There’s a song from like, the 40s about bananas not having any bones, he may be referencing it
You would think DK would try to hide his banana hoard better considering how often it gets stolen
I think it's more of a flex. He knows he's the toughest creature in the jungle so no one's going to mess with his hoard unless they want to challenge him.
> Jungle squirrels don't exist
The Indian Giant Squirrel would like a word with you
Dude, it's Donkey Kong. He could probably eat earth if he wanted to.
Plot twist: The kongs use fermented banana for alcoholic beverages.
Looks with glasses: Game theory
Takes glasses off: Gnoggin
How would King K. Rool react if his attempt to frame the League of Villains for stealing the Banana Hoard led the League or at least Shigaraki to die an over the top death?
He becomes the leader of it. He may already be planning it right no- I mean uhhh nothing
I remember getting laughed at for saying chimpanzees have tails because Diddy Kong had one. Most mortifying part of elementary school
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Yup
If that pile of bananas is 90 cm tall, those are some god damn small elephants.
Finally, this beautiful man is asking the RIGHT QUESTIONS
But wait what about Tiny and Kiddy? They are close family and woulda likely been getting a share of the horde too. That would make up the difference preventing waste.
I want to suggest the bananas are like a currency, everyone eats leaves when able but trade the fruit like candy bars, but with a bananas shelf life that's still not very efficient. It might be possible they're magic Kong bananas high in protein but low in sugar (?) but like pokemon that's just kind of cheating on the theory side.
Monke + banana = monke happy
Make monke happy
Give monke banana
Asking the real questions here.
This is the question you ask at 3AM when you can’t go to sleep and your sleep paralysis demon is at his strongest
hmm since when is 900,000 grams worth a ton? it's the metric system not the imperial system it actually makes sense ...
I've always assumed that bananas were like currency in the Donkey Kong universe, so basically the banana hoard is like a treasury where he keeps all his gold
Ahhhh I missed the good old days of classic Gnoggin. *m a x i l l m u m nostalgia*
Here in Southeast Asia, the sellers sells them when they are at least half-ripe(it's rare for them to sell it rully ripe). Also, anyone here can plant all sorts of different cultivars in our land. Whilst our cultivars have many variations, they tend to be seedless also, as we propagate them via young shoots. Only some variants(usually the bigger ones) have seeds, but those are not as popular as others(even though they taste almost as sweet, but slightly drier)
Those banana stashes are only 90cm tall. Damm, those are some small, small elephants.
12:30
Additionally, you only counted 4 members of the Kongs. The Kong family's HUGE.
Assuming the members aren't dead unless stated they are:
There's Cranky's great grandfather, Donkey Kong Jr., Uncle Julius, Tiny Kong, Chunky Kong, Kiddy Kong, Candy Kong, and Funky Kong.
There's more Kongs, but those are the characters that appear on the first three sections.
Using science to answer unusual fictional questions while being distracted by thoughts of DeviantArt? Now that's peak Lockstin!
Fun fact: banana go brown due to keeping on producing the enzyme (I think) to become ripe. They keep on ripening until they spoil themselves.
I would always double check this though.
I wouldn’t be surprised if it came up in the video too.
This should be in "food theory"
Guess: Around 3600 based on there being about 8 per horizontal slice, the hoard being about five bananas tall, each slice being about four deep and around 5 more horizontal slices in the cave. This is obviously an estimate since we never see the whole hoard.
Short Answer: *No.*
He should share with the folk on the other island with an animal head mountain
Did you watch the video? The conclusion was yes lol
Correct answer: yes
I bet there’s 252,018 Bananas in his stash, the average for a animal in the DK Universe, further, Mario’s, is 2,763 Bananas a year. Furthermore if you divide these numbers you get something unrelated and doesn’t mean anything.
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Hell yea dutch bros reference! Grants pass pride!
First
When first is last:
What is life
Are we even real
Bruh why did you change the comment :(
Originall comment was last that’s why I said first
lol you guys got trolled so hard
This is also culture, I was almost angry, but mostly confused seeing 9 something grams for a ton, but apparently that's another case of US, like with football, where they call the more widely used unit something different... Well, whatever, good to know our tons aren't your tons, less misunderstandings.
Infinite because when ever he hits a enemy he gains a banana
He use ancient lovecraftian magic to manipulate the souls of his fallen enemies to turn into bananas.
What about all the other members of the Kong Family? Funky, Kiddy, Candy, Tiny, Lanky, Chunky, etc. Also, what about in Donkey Kong Jungle Beat where he ate as many bananas as possible in a short time frame as an end-of-level bonus? I'd think that would be a good indicator for how many bananas he can eat in a single sitting.
Can Musk and Bezos actually spend all of their money?
Thank you very much for uploading Donkey Kong content again!
Since you know so many Donkey Kong theories by heart, I want to make a suggestion and say you should make a video on the Donkey Kong iceberg. Just search it up on google and you should see the one made on the DK subreddit.
There are currently no videos on the Donkey Kong iceberg, so I hope you consider making a video on it!
Huh, weird question but okay
I'm pretty sure the DKCR hoard was bigger than that, and it took more than one... leaf cart... to bring all of it. Considering that cave was packed so full they were spilling out of the entrance, I'd say 3 times the amount you estimated at least.
Is there a reason that you didn’t take the other know family memebers into consideration
Maybe cos they where forgotten or cos the 5 that was done was enough to cover it all I was wondering about candy kong (I don’t know any others xD )
“Remember DK! No going swimming 30 minutes after eating bananas!”
So that’s why he couldn’t swim in Returns...
nah fam, bananas die after approximately 12 seconds
1:00 I couldn’t help but notice the trees coconuts on them.
My guess for the number of bananas:
It's over 9000
Channel seriously Lacks Mystery Dungeon Content.
Theorys, Rankings, Top 10, Lore-Videos, all this
and more can be made about those Epic Games.
So this Channel seriously lacks that.
They have better Story AND better Music than most
of the Main-Games - isnt that worth Attention?!
@@slevinchannel7589 how did this cone from an ironic outdated meme
@@megasnowey7177 You ean the 9000-Thing? I wouldnt call that outdated, as people still use it, but whatever.
But no? Obviously i just wanted to have this said in the comment-section. It had nothing directly to do with your original comment. Obviously?
@@megasnowey7177 I just commented what i commented cause this is this channel's newest video.
@@slevinchannel7589 ok
Lots of recipes require the brown mushy bananas, such as the cake they are shown eating there at the end
This leads to an additional thought though; how large is DK's clan? If we're counting Dixie Kong, shouldnt we also count Candy Kong? How about Tiny Kong, Lanky Kong, Kiddy Kong, and Chunky Kong who are also playable in at least one game? Or the further removed characters like Swanky Kong or Funky Kong? Depending on how much of the cast the horde is meant for, it could get stretched pretty thin...
You forgot about a BUNCH of other Kongs such as Candy, Funky, or Lanky
5:58 That looks like a measurement of the slant height more than the vertical height of the pile. If the slant height is about 5 squirrels then the vertical height would be about 3.5 squirrels, and the volume is about 267,000 cubic cm.
I always just figured the hoard was magical. The tikis in Returns use them to create more of themselves, that, and they never seem to decay...
For that stack being pulled by the elephant: 2,200 ish?
Guessing that a full sized bundle is normally about 5.5 bananas, and that to make the base perimeter of the stack takes 30 bundles, plus filling in the inside takes it to around 50 bundles, which is 300 bananas already. The each level of bundles is less than the last and looks to be about 9 bundles tall ish?
That would make that elephant tiny sized though.
I wonder if the Yiga clan could eat DK's banana horde before it got mushy.
DK is hardcore-parkouring his way through caves, jungles, and mountains to punch crocodiles in the *face*, and you're telling me he's not burning off the calories of a few thousand bananas??
They could eat them even faster if you include the other Kongs... Candy & Funky certainly as they've been around since the first DKC game & have both appeared in the majority of DKC games, just not playable. Whether or not to include Kiddy, Tiny, Chunky, Lanky, & Swanky could certainly be debated.
my half asleep brain thought this was a game theory so when lockstin showed up he gave me a heart attack
Him saying five squirrels tall and seven squirrels wide sounds like the most american form of measurement possible
Just found out ( by reading other comments) that there are squirrels in the jungle, including one 2.5ft high that has a cool purple and yellow pattern. The Indian Giant squirrel.
@Tim Woods that's really cool thanks for telling me
I mean, I can see Candy, Funky or the extended family coming over, too, cause they've been at least 2 games (barrel blast and 64) but they seem to be visitors more than anything due to continuing absence
12:33 Diddy, whatcha... whatcha doing back there, buddy?
Deviant Art: *Exists*
Lockstin: "Intriguing, yet highly disturbing"
These are the real questions we should be asking
also, banana aging slows when the connective nub has been removed from the stem, as it seems donkey kong has done.
Because bananas are very slightly radioactive, if DK ate his entire hoard himself, he would receive about half the radiation used in a mammogram
The only thing I have that doesn't add up for me is that the banana pile is only 90 cm high which means the Elefant is also only 1 meter tall which is really small and that would make dk around 50 cm big
These are the real questions we need to be asking
12:55 I understood that allusion. A proper deepcut, 10/10.
"Rotate FASTER banana" - Gyro Zeppeli
I would up diddy's intake a bit since he's bigger than a normal spidermonkey but that aside, this was hilarious and the type of video game nonsense I love thinking about.
You question DK breathing underwater. I question Mario underwater, because he constantly lets out bubbles.
Divers occasionally release some bubbles, sure, but they also surface for air. Mario doesn't need to and _keeps_ releasing bubbles.
Im pretty sure all those bananas piled up in one place would end up putting off lethal amounts of radiation.
5:17 that face looks like the waiter shredding cheese on his dish and said to say when but wasn’t paying attention and got more cheese than he wanted and is just seeing how long the waiters gunna keep shredding cheese
Lockstin asking the real questions here. This is a wise man!
Tho thinking about it...the hoard was bloody massive in DK 64 and Donkey Kong can eat mountains of Bananas in seconds in Jungle Beat. He even ate a entire forest full of Bananas before finally being full in the TV Show (tho if it's canon is unknown)...so it's up in the air.
I like to point a confusing point. A normal ton (metric) is 1,000,000 grams, US ton (short ton) is 907,184.7 grams. I know that you live in a barbaric country that uses the imperial system, but would be nice if you said which one you are using on the video.
over ripe bananas are great for baking, so even slightly spoiled they could use all the bananas
10:14 Donkey, Diddy, Cranky and Dixie aren't the only Kongs.
Funky
Chunky
Tiny
Lanky
Kiddie
Candy
Swanky
The one problem with the argument is that over-ripe bananas aren't spoiled, they just have a less pleasant texture. They are used in deserts, cooking in meals, making drinks, and as an ingredient in candies. Most processed food doesn't use them because artificial flavouring and sugar is quicker and more predictable than ripening bananas. In parts of the world where they eat allot of bananas this isn't the case and most of the banana flavoured or derived foods are made from actual bananas. Also it is often breeds of bananas that are far better tasting than the ones us North Americans get in the store.
Let's be honest, DK is a selfish guy who monopolizes the bananas for his family and goes out of his way to beat anyone who tries to get one without his permission
maybe theyre living on a another universe which bananas never spoil
nostalgia bomb
still remember the original that got me hooked on gnoggin
I remember you, Girafarig, just wish you had an evolution so I could use you in a playthrough.
I'm still kind of viable and pretty dope too
I remember watching this video when it was first uploaded, it has been awhile since I last watched it. Perhaps I should go back and rewatch some of my favorite videos from Gnoggin.
All I can think of this entire video
"Ah Yes, the RADIATION would kill you"
...
Donkey kong uses black magic to keep his bananas fresh that's why they float in the game.
Wow i didn't know there were two types of tons.. and yes that is what i took away from this video
Isnt it amazing this guy can come up with stuff like this and make a living out of it? I love the internet
Because of Tropical Freeze, the Bananas could last longer since they are frozen for most of the game
My headcannon is the way the info is provided is how research happened. So this script was edited each time he went down a rabbit hole and found out that it wont be very good yet until lockstin says that if they figure out more than that they care way too much and even I don't care.
Loston's character has to be getting more cartoony, and cartoony ,and now the cycles reset.
I love your "old" videos. This was kinda nostalgic ngl