🎄The Christmas Specials, Game 1 - No More Jockeys [03.12.20]

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  • @kathrico4
    @kathrico4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +411

    "I'm not going to challenge, but you're really weird"

  • @Kimberton149
    @Kimberton149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    Balthazaar, Mert Aksac. No other player in the history of NMJ would have the courage to take the risks this guy is willing to take. We've all got a lot to learn from Key.

    • @panicatthegasstation
      @panicatthegasstation 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      If you watched Key play, and did the exact opposite, you'd come away with a lesson in how not to awfully lose.

  • @peacefulpaul
    @peacefulpaul 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    It's nice watching in retrospect and realising this really will go down in history as the Mert Akzak game

  • @mothpig
    @mothpig 4 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    Alex, on overhearing his competitors predicting his 'basic' snack, invents some absolutely mental egg thing in a mug to prove them wrong

    • @PeterCrighton
      @PeterCrighton 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Oh, but his delicious egg dish is an old classic.

    • @samc7634
      @samc7634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I mean, when you think about it, isn't it essentially just scrambled eggs just not very scrambled?

    • @petergilbert7106
      @petergilbert7106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I think he has secretly been developing the "Eggy Pop" into a gourmet snack.

    • @simonlake_
      @simonlake_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Didn't Suzy Dent refuse to eat it when he cooked it for her on 8 out of 10 cats?

    • @bioLarzen
      @bioLarzen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@simonlake_ Yep, he did something very similar there.

  • @kimz24
    @kimz24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    I absolutely love the fact that Willy the Whale and Greg Davies share a category 💀

  • @PaddyRoon7
    @PaddyRoon7 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    22:10 The beginning of a golden age

    • @doodlefisher234
      @doodlefisher234 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Great to rediscover the Aksac discovery

  • @schrodingersduck
    @schrodingersduck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    At 10:10, we see the birth of a new Taskmaster task. Who knew that would pay off a full 11 months later?

    • @leileleileleile
      @leileleileleile 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Truly!!!

    • @davidrysdam902
      @davidrysdam902 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Also the chocolate dots Guz Khan has to get down his face must have come from the Bottlecap Games in Set 1/2.

  • @JustinMcJustin
    @JustinMcJustin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    21:20 The epic of Mert Aksac begins.

  • @Supermarv94
    @Supermarv94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    Hello up there to Tim Key from everyone below the line.

    • @VideoNozoki
      @VideoNozoki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Apparently Mark Watson believes that your comments mean nothing. - (never meet your heros)

    • @timkey25
      @timkey25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Hi bemmens, hi everyone below the line

    • @kristofer2396
      @kristofer2396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@timkey25 keep it up, key. Your set's coming mate

    • @rw4578
      @rw4578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@timkey25 Solid gold legend!

    • @davelangford2439
      @davelangford2439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      #TeamKey

  • @RustyBucket2
    @RustyBucket2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    As someone who resides quite comfortably below the line, I don't mind it.

  • @SgtLion
    @SgtLion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    The 90 second rule, when you really think about it, is a top notch rule. It stops categories like the newspaper one from being too overbearing (ie, you could probably find any newspaper with any initials EVENTUALLY). Top notch respect of the rules, happy to see it reach a lawful conclusion.

  • @themongoosedog
    @themongoosedog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    My drink nearly went everywhere when Watson asked "Oh, they're big buggers are they, whales?"

    • @Eggfreg
      @Eggfreg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Sure, Watto lost the game. But his participation was absolutely on point. I didn’t mind the singing, at all.

  • @DancingVioleta
    @DancingVioleta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    “yeah rudolph’s a cow, famously”
    “that’s the most insulting thing you’ve ever said to me”
    love the bullying in this ep, great stuff guys

  • @krablord
    @krablord 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    "I'm not gonna challenge, but you're really weird" 4:44 I feel like this is a good description of Mr Key

  • @ArtMorte
    @ArtMorte 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Horne: I have a new search method, beware!
    Ten minutes later, does not find Jamaican Times after googling Jamaican newspapers.

  • @PaddyRoon7
    @PaddyRoon7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Whenever they start talking about things named after what they are, I always remember that this is THE episode.

  • @timschnitzel
    @timschnitzel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Benjamin Zehphaniah - Berliner Zeitung. Being German would really give you a huge advantage in the game, when you think about it.

  • @jacksonwilliams424
    @jacksonwilliams424 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    "I think there could be Japan Today" - Mark being better at making up real newspapers than Alex is at finding them.

  • @jenniferkovar5455
    @jenniferkovar5455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Mert Christmas, everyone!

    • @lanadragonfly
      @lanadragonfly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And a Aksac new year!

  • @adamclark6756
    @adamclark6756 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I really want to see an unedited version of one of these episodes one time.

    • @BodywiseMustard
      @BodywiseMustard 21 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      You can now - someone uploaded all of the live games in their entireties.

  • @dalefrink7244
    @dalefrink7244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    As someone who, when you think about it, got some genuinely needed happiness out of this series during a really tough year, thanks Alex, Mark and Tim. Please keep going in 2021.

  • @AlexMilli
    @AlexMilli 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    The world needs a "When you think about it, it's Christmas" Merch line.

    • @cemerson
      @cemerson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      With no exceptions

    • @SteRDLK
      @SteRDLK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Or, for the Scrooges, No More Christmas

    • @BodywiseMustard
      @BodywiseMustard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The world needs absolutely zero merch lines

  • @horsejohnson7959
    @horsejohnson7959 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This might be the best moment in Mert Aksac's career

  • @MyNameIsJakeBolton
    @MyNameIsJakeBolton 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Key drinking with his mouth open is an all time great moment of NMJ

  • @cipherhex
    @cipherhex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    10:42 was exactly what I needed this grim morning

    • @chriskaprys
      @chriskaprys 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The most expected and unexpected spit take I think I've ever seen. 😂

    • @beemoh
      @beemoh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Three of comedy's finest grown adults.

  • @rowanaboat4523
    @rowanaboat4523 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Unironically, Tim’s Christmas jumper is fantastic.

  • @kevinl6093
    @kevinl6093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I love how Mark seems so offended people thought he was cheating. I always believed in you Mark!

  • @sonny2593
    @sonny2593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "Well I'm not gonna challenge, but you're really weird..."

  • @itselisha222
    @itselisha222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Is this the origin of the "drink this drink without shutting your mouth" task?

    • @longshot606
      @longshot606 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      that's what i thought! it must be!

  • @PaladinusSP
    @PaladinusSP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I've gone and added Jamaican Times to Wikipedia to avoid this regretful situation in the future.

  • @jamesstock8822
    @jamesstock8822 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I can’t tell you how much I look forward to Fridays to watch 30mins of these brilliant people playing this brilliant game. Thank you for this little spark in an otherwise tough world right now

  • @MyNvK
    @MyNvK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I was waiting for set 3 to come along one of these days, but Christmas specials?! I don't mind that, I don't mind that actually. Here's to hoping penelope pitstop joins us too. OVER!

  • @puckerings
    @puckerings 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "I'm not going to challenge, but you're really weird." LOL

  • @beckypurplepetal1852
    @beckypurplepetal1852 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The episode that introduced, your friend and mine, Mert Aksac. And I don't mind it

  • @olivergallimore3490
    @olivergallimore3490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    This is easily the angriest Christmas special I’ve ever seen. I don't mind it.

  • @Bigtleem
    @Bigtleem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    When you have a really good old think about it, I mean a really good think... Watto perhaps displayed a measurable amount of contempt for Below the Line commentators before clenching his handful of sausage meat.

    • @bo34knows
      @bo34knows 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't mind it.

  • @Passthesalt355
    @Passthesalt355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Really enjoyed that, though struggled to hear quite a lot as I've misplaced my telescope

  • @googleuser859
    @googleuser859 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Snow more jockeys!
    You're welcome.

  • @PisceanAge
    @PisceanAge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Who do you get at Christmastime" is a future Christmas single people

  • @bondfool
    @bondfool 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Alex is always cute, but he’s especially cute in a Santa hat.

  • @Jesse-lv2yo
    @Jesse-lv2yo ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Yeah, that's a crap snack from a tedious oaf" got me pretty good

  • @KrisCasey4
    @KrisCasey4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    “it’s a pretty good share if it’s just him”

  • @robsofam8549
    @robsofam8549 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Rewatching for Christmas 2022 and imagining playing no more people who've had covid as a category these days, you'd be laughed out of town

  • @hugh11
    @hugh11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    When I really sit down and think about it I can't believe how much I love watching these lads. Was just wondering what I would do after watching all the episodes... Christmas Specials, what a great surprise!

  • @Shift8YawnsShift8
    @Shift8YawnsShift8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    This show has been my favourite thing produced during coronavirus, I've watched through it all 5+ times.

    • @el10t
      @el10t 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same here. The whole thing - from start to finish. It gets funnier with each viewing.

    • @Shift8YawnsShift8
      @Shift8YawnsShift8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@el10t right? I've heard "big if" a lot of times now and it's only gotten better. NMJ has quickly become comfort watching for me, which is weird really because if you think about it, they're just guys.

  • @Chris-im3ys
    @Chris-im3ys 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    New rule: The person challenging is allowed to either do the search for their own challenge, or nominate the third party. Incredibly serious stuff.

  • @tylerwhite2125
    @tylerwhite2125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Key's actually winning? STOP THE COUNT!!

  • @Thebunyipman
    @Thebunyipman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The Maidenhead Advertiser! My old local paper! I was even in it once. Glad to see it getting a bit of fame on this prestigious show

  • @DistractedWillow
    @DistractedWillow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    nobody else notice Mark say "THE evening standard" when he made the newspaper rule? 6:39

  • @AaronsGames
    @AaronsGames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "it's awful but it's lawful" - new life motto

  • @maladaptvs
    @maladaptvs ปีที่แล้ว +3

    30:21 has me cackling and no one even addressed it
    what possessed mark to speak like this

  • @tomsmith6878
    @tomsmith6878 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Merry Christmas above the line

    • @una_10bananas
      @una_10bananas 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's the actor Mert Aksac! Don't mind meeting you! 😅

  • @TheOrlandoTrustfull
    @TheOrlandoTrustfull 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    22:02 a legend is born

  • @laurapolly4759
    @laurapolly4759 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    No more jockeys- the musical. It's got legs. Thanks boys that was pure joy ❤️⭐️

  • @Daxthemonk
    @Daxthemonk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I for 1, when you really sit down and think about it, root for Tim!

  • @LukeAngusAnimator
    @LukeAngusAnimator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    For anyone who has seen The Queens Gambit - look at the reflection in Key's mirror!

  • @lawrencepurser9925
    @lawrencepurser9925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    It has to be said that the quality of christmas jumper really reflects the quality of christmas competitor.

  • @valerieholt4057
    @valerieholt4057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    No one:
    My brain: Mert AKSAC

  • @devilsivy777
    @devilsivy777 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The birth of mert aksac

  • @agnieszka9806
    @agnieszka9806 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    When you think about it, it's possibe to find a newspapaper for any name, so time limitation seems like a good option.

  • @tomsmith6878
    @tomsmith6878 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    i am SO excited for this

    • @nathan87
      @nathan87 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Woah, THE Mert Aksac?

  • @jessesutton7985
    @jessesutton7985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What a fabulous start to this wonderful Christmas treat! Thanks lads!

  • @julianlineham
    @julianlineham 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    A wonderful Christmas surprise. A really fun episode. Congrats from below the line

  • @dtar3844
    @dtar3844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    As someone who is below the line I feel very represented in this episode

  • @rw4578
    @rw4578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Oh, so cute with the jolly jumpers!

  • @sfoster.23
    @sfoster.23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    So excited for this!! Jumper game on point too lads

  • @miket6105
    @miket6105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    THE MERT AKSAC GAME!

  • @slothconnell3579
    @slothconnell3579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Key with the absolute bit between his teeth here, masterful luring.

  • @davidwhite5894
    @davidwhite5894 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When you think about it, that was an excellent game of No More Jockeys. Well played Key.

  • @PCampbell361
    @PCampbell361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    And thus, the legend of Mert Aksac was born

  • @atom_c
    @atom_c 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Great energy from Mark Watson in the Mert Aksac game!

  • @prinpi
    @prinpi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Merry Christmas, above the line!

  • @mattmillener9593
    @mattmillener9593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    From below the line, when you think about it, the best episode yet

  • @KNic0lson
    @KNic0lson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You're all super lovely and amazing and I hope you all have fantastic and beautiful Christmases

  • @caro_lam
    @caro_lam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "All roads lead back to Pauline Quirke."

  • @una_10bananas
    @una_10bananas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is one of the funniest things I've seen today, and this morning I googled the twist in Wild Mountain Thyme

  • @mattew0113
    @mattew0113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Good to see this festive field day going on

  • @Sarah-yu3xq
    @Sarah-yu3xq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    key winning has restored my christmas spirit

  • @sierrahunterlewis7677
    @sierrahunterlewis7677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I just ADORE these guys to pieces 💝💝💝

  • @evegasse6999
    @evegasse6999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Woah, Alex made a fancy version of the eggy pop!

  • @gryrabild
    @gryrabild 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    One of my favourite games in a while!

  • @Hotwater22
    @Hotwater22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Retribution!!! Marvellous game, thanks you chaps for the joy you bring, merry Christmas and long may it continue 🎄🎁🎅🙏

  • @lacingtrails420
    @lacingtrails420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yes you legends! Was hoping for a few festive episodes👍

  • @91MONtheBIFFY
    @91MONtheBIFFY 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Come to think of it, that was my favourite episode yet.

  • @meganjones4375
    @meganjones4375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I’ve never met a person called Person,, but i have met a guy called Guy

  • @WhitbyStuff
    @WhitbyStuff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My cup of parlour game overflows with happiness that's there a new episode. x

  • @LotsofJam
    @LotsofJam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    a Christmas miracle !!

  • @firstlight7419
    @firstlight7419 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Mert Aksac, Actor: Film. Mert Aksac is an actor and assistant director, known for Film (2011).
    Actor: Film Torbaci (2011)
    Second Unit Director or Assistant Director: Film (2011)

  • @HotGodGoose
    @HotGodGoose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As someone below the line, i'm a big festive fan of this. Christmas specialist Tim Key with the W. (also don't think a newspaper now out of business should count tbf)

  • @BodywiseMustard
    @BodywiseMustard ปีที่แล้ว +4

    How did Tim know that Mert Aksac would be a major occurance going forward?

  • @bo34knows
    @bo34knows ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Teaching my class that the name of our moon is 'The moon' reminded me of Key wondering what 'bang on' names of things there were... leading to a film named Film (& the legend of Mert). Anyone got any others?

  • @TheNicksfavs
    @TheNicksfavs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Brilliant. One of my favs this one.

  • @franciscocastrovidela9007
    @franciscocastrovidela9007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    21:38 this makes me want to listen to 'The Band' by The Band again - 10/10 album

  • @AaronsGames
    @AaronsGames 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Back to this episode after watching all five sets straight in a row, the origins of Mert Aksac are suitably delightful. “This will go down as the Mert Aksac game” - oh Tim, if only you knew…

  • @MatONeill
    @MatONeill 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'm over the moon - I was just sitting here contemplating my life choices and this popped up to distract me. Merry Christmas Everybody!

    • @MatONeill
      @MatONeill 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Barnacle Felcher Actually, seeing Key try to drink that tea without shutting his mouth has made be feel a bit better about everything.

  • @emilybitzel7242
    @emilybitzel7242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Best. Episode. Yet.

  • @burnham7673
    @burnham7673 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Stay Another Day is definitely a Christmas song.

  • @lydiamassey9302
    @lydiamassey9302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I'm the cashew boy, let's go.

  • @nathan87
    @nathan87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "How does haiminh choose what goes in?" Well, if you mention him, he clearly puts it in.

  • @nickswan3004
    @nickswan3004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m really happy with it.