I hate you. My gf does the same and I get up in the middle of the night go to the bathroom and the water is still hot because she leaves the heater on for so long to "get the water hot enough"but really she just forgets about it
I understand, my gf is much smaller than me(I call her my little fairy) but somehow she can take up a lot of space on my bed🤷🏽♂️ I’m not complaining though, I like getting to hold her😊
online shopping be like: girlfriend: “babe, is this top cute?” boyfriend: “yeah... uh it’s fine-it’s cute” girlfriend: “just cute??? ugh okay i won’t get it”
I'm not giving up until I find a sexy 18 year old woman to go to senior prom with next year. I want to play seven minutes in heaven with her after she sneaks me into her bedroom window and then paint her toenails while we're playing Monopoly on her bedroom floor.
Him: Yeah...it's alright Me: just alright? Yer gonna be seeing me in it Him: idk fine it looks really good Me: how do you know? who you seent this on? Who she? where she at? Him: babe chill..fine its an ugly top Me: how dare you? blue is my fave color, you know what I'm finna buy it. I'll show you who wore it best Him: omg..............so you hungry? Me: I only want your fries. Him: ofcourse Me: Best first date ever!!
The appreciation I have for you with the smooth animation, amazing comedy, hilarious pop-culture references, facts, funny stories and the fact you’ve been on TH-cam for awhile. It’s just 👌🏾 chef’s kiss
Texting: If I texts her, she won't respond in like the next hour or so. If she texts me then I'll have to respond to her in like 5 minutes or else it'll be WW3 up in this bitxh
"girls love french fries" ... I think everyone loves french fries. Also just had my first gf for a year (now my ex) and it was so nice to wake up in the morning and she would be in my arms x.x
Previous month I was able to pull my first five figure check ever!!! I've been working for this provider online for twenty four months now and I never been happier... They are paying me $95 per hour, and the most desirable thing about that is the fact that I am not really that tech-savvy, they only required standard knowledge of internet and key typing skill...Amazing thing about this work is that I have more time for my kids. I am in a position to enjoy quality time with my family and friends and look after my children and also going on holiday break together with them very often. Don't avoid this opportunity and make sure to act quick. Here is what I do *grab26.com*
I legit do love blankets and am always cold, but anyone who attempts to date me knows that going in because I live in the South and probably carry around a jacket T-T. I can't help it, and I know I look stupid
As a female - 99% of this is right. The only thing is the restaurant thing, we normally really genuinely don’t know what we want but we DO know what we don’t want, so when you start listing places we figure out what we don’t want and then it becomes process of elimination until you suggest something we don’t hate
I can’t count how many times a girl as said that they were cold, then I offer my sweater, then suddenly they’re not cold anymore. So what if I’m simping. It’s not like it works.
Amber Scholl's voice acting is literally the best shit ever and we need more of it. Thank you good night MORE AMBER SCHOLL AS ANIMATED CHARACTERS sign petition now
Whenever I'm grabbing fries from any place, and my gf says she doesn't want anything, I ALWAYS order a small fires. Because without fail, she'll immediately goes for my fries. And I just hand her the spare.
me: teehee i can't relate this lol swoozie: girls love lots of blankets me: oh swoozie: girls love to take up half the bed me: oH swoozie: girls love men who have a jawline like a knife me: OHHHHH
I had a girlfriend once. It's exactly as you described. She's taken all the blankets and pillows, wake up freezing. She leaves little bits and pieces here just to come back. If you give her a coat or jacket you'll never see it again. Not hungry but eats your food. Take a shower after her and it's like stepping into a blast furnace. And all the window shopping. The thing to really take away from all this though, is all those little problems that one overlooks at the start of a relationship. You're lovedrunk and blinded and let them get away with murder. As time goes on it only increases and gets worse and worse.
Um, you're wrong on the "lava shower". You know that ALL females aren't the same.....right? Some like to take cold showers in the morning and others like it warm. I'm a female and i don't like taking boiling hot showers....who does that?
Matt Milton keep making them👌🏻 if these so called “friends” are making fun of you for doing something you love, then you should drop them. There definitely will be people/friends/family who will support you since making videos makes you happy and that’s all that matters.
Same. I hate shopping. I shop quicker than my bf. And food taste disgusting from other peoples plate. I hate people touching my food so I cant touch other peoples food. I need my own plate LOL
Well...right for most females. I prefer my own food, and maayybbee eating the food you don't like. Also, if I go shopping, I'm buying something, else I don't shop. 🤔 Even then it's rare for me to go out and shop 😆
Definitely did the same but didn't know the name. After your comment I research them and realize I don't have FOG money. Now I'm sad because i know they exist and Ill never have them
Ok so basically for the girl who can’t choose where she wants to eat just ask her to guess where you think where going and take them to the place they first guess Edit: Your welcome
Mr.AngryDoggo YT okay but seeee this doesn’t work. I speak from experience XD I CAN NEVER DECIDE ON MY OWN! This is why we ask our boyfriends where to eat, because we can’t choose. We literally can’t think of a single place we’d rather go. Our complicated minds can’t handle it.
The solution: ask her where she DOESNT wanna eat. What does she NOT feel like. I swear to god, this works because I’ll say “ok I don’t feel like pizza, and definitely not Chinese and not kfc.” Then I’ll ask my boyfriend what he doesn’t want and then we go from there. This only applies if you guys are struggling to choose obviously lol. Don’t do this if ya’ll already know you want McDonalds or something lol.
So I had a boyfriend that loved fried chicken and I don’t. He would take us to KFC all the frickin time! So he tried that on me and in a sarcastic tone I said KFC again? (Because he would always go there) and he took me there because he thought I wanted to eat there.
this is a strategy i used when i was going out w my ex. i would tell her that i was taking her somewhere and she had to guess where i was taking her to eat. she'll say a place and i'd just say your right and drive there
Omg I really appreciate how you mentioned that sometimes the guys make the girls into detective girlfriends instead of just saying we are all crazy without thinking maybe they planted those insecurities there in the first place.
When I'm in the shower, I always want it to feel hot, so when my body gets used to the temperature I crank up the heat even more. That's definitely a fact There's a McDonald's I can walk to from my house, and I swear I go there at least 3 times a week and only grab fries. That's a fact
@@matthewgillespie1661 my boyfriend likes way warmer water than me in the shower. I always have to turn the temperature down. And he never wants French fries, but always eats mine. 😂
vexial nes I can agree the whole series is overrated tremendously, but I wouldn’t say it’s absolutely horrible. The show is maybe a little bit above decent but nothing special, the character development is one of the best I’ve seen in a while which is what I think it has going for it. In my opinion i think the reason it’s so overrated is because it appeals to such a large audience but that’s just my opinion
vexial nes I wonder, why are you like this? What made you compelled to say this? You realize that not all shows are gonna be exactly what you like. You realize other people like different things. So why? Why crap on a series people like? If it was criticism that’s different. But this comment is just negative for the sake of being negative. Why I ask you do you have to be negative? “It’s over rated” oh so just because it’s popular it’s bad? Just think how many friends you could have if you weren’t so negative.
What should I include in "Every Boyfriend" video?
*s c o o b i d o o*
Try a collab with another youtuber
When they text to much at once
xXgodofwarXx Wait really I thought it’s a girl thing
The one-word replies definitely
I just appreciate how swoozie puts on the whole fit just to sit in his room and just talk.
that's some professionalism right there xD
I would say he’s sponsored because there’s links in the description but he didn’t say anything
iGamingDude wym bruh. Swoozie is a fit in himself. 😂 nah jkjk you right though
That's effort, you gotta respect it
iGamingDude I was just about to say his fit is fire lmaooo
The animation just gets smoother and smoother...
Random Things lowkey miss the old ones too tho but fuckin w/ the new style fasho
True
Yeah how come likeca minth agi no uploads and same art style then this month he's popin iff these beautifully animated vedios in like 2 days
Fr
I miss the confusion series
Im disturbed that I have literally had every one of these exact conversations with sWooZie. its like bro... sometimes I just want the blanket.
They never stop at one... ever.
Wow
No lie but u are inspired by him
I have to have a personal blanket that I legit have to hide
@@swoozie 69 likes
"This is not my shade of ombre" absolutely killed me 😂😂😂
Same lmao 🤣
I wheezed
I vote for Amber to be the girls voice permanently.
AGREED!!!
Idk about that, Swoozie has a pretty good impression.
Shaq LaVine very true. His is iconic but maybe they can share.
EpikkOreo, that is true. No harm done in sharing a role.
I mean every amber Scholl fans know she has a voice of a real disney character 😂
"They get cold very fast"
*wears hoodie and beanie indoors*
Slighty Shredded I wear hoodies and beanies in the summertime too
Fashion is a very odd thing
Guys
@@cutecats5031 uxjezvrakonvxlpvxmi
"girls love blankets and are always"
Me: what no I-
*realizes I'm curled in a blanket with the heater on and still cold*
Me: nevermind then.
Unoriginal
Boi Boi shut.
Literally me hahaha
I'm curled in a blanket too. My room is sometimes freezing
BRUH! XD
When he said that I felt so targeted lol
I looked at my bed and realized that I sleep with over 9000 blankets XD
sWooZie: “when you get a girlfriend”
Me: Are you mocking me.
I feel like he is playing both sides so in the end he will always come out victorious in the end
" Girls love blankets "
Me being a girl surrounded by 3 blankets: he is extra I don't think I do
Atheer ASH i’m under two rn 😭laying ON a blanket
Atheer ASH same
I'm in pajamas sitting by a fireplace right now. I've developed a whole other level of heat tolerance.
GIRL 3?? Child's play. I'm living it up in 5!
I have 3 around me 😂 how come I've never noticed this!?
That huge blue hand is the ultimate wingman, shout out to that dude.
Assistant Master Hand
Ayyyyy
Ayyyyy
“this is not my shade of OMBRÉ” LMAO
i was looking to see if someone commented this lmao
I was looking to see if someone commented this lmao
I was looking to see if someone commented this lmao
i was looking to see if someone commented this lmao
I’ll just break this chain.
Literally me every time I shower: *let's burn my skin! ✨✨❤️👄❤️✨✨*
If my skin ain’t melting then it ain’t hot enough
Well hello Satan
I hate you. My gf does the same and I get up in the middle of the night go to the bathroom and the water is still hot because she leaves the heater on for so long to "get the water hot enough"but really she just forgets about it
"tHiS iS nOt My ShADe Of OmBrE-"
*best line*
Read this as soon as she said it 😂
@@kungfubarbie101 same
Yeah best line
Honestly
I agree. Lol.
I AM DYING IT CAME OUT SO GOOD 😂 thx for letting me be the psycho girlfriend it is my destiny lol
Yass that was great
ahhh i love you
You did an amazing job!!! Should do more collabs
Amazing Amber ! Congratulations !
luv ya Amber
how does this man tell his stories so well i be like" let me get some popcorn real quick"
Abby C - real recognize real boo! *places hand over heart* // I see you
sWooZie you replied 🤭❤️❤️
Same. I grabbed my potato chips 😅😅😅
By the time the popcorn is done, the video is wrapping up and you're like "WAIT!!!"
unigenius lmaoooo
So I’m a gay girl and I can confirm that, the tinier the girlfriend, the more of the bed they take up. I do not know how.
they expand when unconscious
@@sammythestrawberry1372 😂😂
Idk why you being gay makes you any more of an authority on this.
I understand, my gf is much smaller than me(I call her my little fairy) but somehow she can take up a lot of space on my bed🤷🏽♂️ I’m not complaining though, I like getting to hold her😊
@@sammythestrawberry1372
Honestly you’re probably right😆
Lol yes amber finally doing those character voice overs she’s been wanting to do
Issa J lol she honestly has the voice for it
She hardly talked in here lol
Omg, I love Amber Scholl!! I did not expect this.
911 likes =∆=
"Girls love french fries"
Me: slowly puts french fries in my mouth.
Bee & Dee to be fair who doesn't love French fries
swoozie: “girls love blankets”
me: *sitting in bed watching this video with 3 blankets* 😳😂
I’m in none because I am on a chair
It’s a security thing I think.
Yess
@Ammar Khan XML
Right like I feel so called out
That so called “hot dude” looks like Donald Trump
🍊
🧥
👖
👞👞
@@katrinarozier5098 Lmao
Noooooooo
Lol I didn't see your Comment and I put it in too 😂
online shopping be like:
girlfriend: “babe, is this top cute?”
boyfriend: “yeah... uh it’s fine-it’s cute”
girlfriend: “just cute??? ugh okay i won’t get it”
Bf: "Well, if you like it, then get it."
Gf: "No, it's fine. I'll find something better!"
I'm not giving up until I find a sexy 18 year old woman to go to senior prom with next year. I want to play seven minutes in heaven with her after she sneaks me into her bedroom window and then paint her toenails while we're playing Monopoly on her bedroom floor.
Zenigundam hahahahhahahah
Him: Yeah...it's alright
Me: just alright? Yer gonna be seeing me in it
Him: idk fine it looks really good
Me: how do you know? who you seent this on? Who she? where she at?
Him: babe chill..fine its an ugly top
Me: how dare you? blue is my fave color, you know what I'm finna buy it. I'll show you who wore it best
Him: omg..............so you hungry?
Me: I only want your fries.
Him: ofcourse
Me: Best first date ever!!
Hi, how about a mutual subscription?
“Food always tastes better when it’s off of your plate”
Most accurate quote ever
You’re forgetting something about girls.
Hair.
Hair be *everywhere*
Idk if this is girl specific.
fromundaman yeah it is 😂😂 girls hair like legit sheds In Layers
@sam evans you date girls going through chemotherapy or something? My ex had some good hair lol. I’d give her cranial massages 🤤
😂😂😂
Idk I've always shed more hair than any girl I was dating.
The appreciation I have for you with the smooth animation, amazing comedy, hilarious pop-culture references, facts, funny stories and the fact you’ve been on TH-cam for awhile. It’s just 👌🏾 chef’s kiss
Amber has the perfect *quirky and cute* cartoon voice 😂
She sounds like Lola Bunny
Texting: If I texts her, she won't respond in like the next hour or so. If she texts me then I'll have to respond to her in like 5 minutes or else it'll be WW3 up in this bitxh
Jiren in your recommendations I love you
I have the same problem ha-ha
Can I be ur bf
>don't allow it or it'll get worst
Lmao You Soft You Gotta Tell Her Wassup Pr She Gonna Walk All Over You
Swoozie: Girls like fries
Single people like me: Why im not a fry?
😂😂😂😭😭
True
"girls love french fries" ... I think everyone loves french fries.
Also just had my first gf for a year (now my ex) and it was so nice to wake up in the morning and she would be in my arms x.x
Nah, girls love French fries
Easily the most likeable guy on the internet...
Agreed
DONT DIS DAVID DOBRIK
Facts my g
Rich Harrow 2 flightreacts
Steve o
"Food always taste better when it's coming off of your plate." Ya got me, Swoozie. Ya got me.
That is so true it's like the food just be extra good off of their plate
Previous month I was able to pull my first five figure check ever!!! I've been working for this provider online for twenty four months now and I never been happier... They are paying me $95 per hour, and the most desirable thing about that is the fact that I am not really that tech-savvy, they only required standard knowledge of internet and key typing skill...Amazing thing about this work is that I have more time for my kids. I am in a position to enjoy quality time with my family and friends and look after my children and also going on holiday break together with them very often. Don't avoid this opportunity and make sure to act quick. Here is what I do *grab26.com*
@@HelenGPitts that's crazy 1 thing though
*i am inside your home*
You missed the “I got distracted watching TH-cam for 18 hours and that’s why I didn’t text you back” girlfriend.
I swea😭😂
We all know *that* one
Omg I do this
😭😭😭😭
I feel attacked lmaoooo 💀💀
The fact that the guy I'm currently talking to does this more often than I do 🤦🏽♀️
His jawline was used as a weapon to murder everyone.
Oh yeah
😂😂😂😂
me: *doesn’t have a girlfriend *
me: *still watches the video cause its swoozie*
Gambit brah fr same
Been watching swoosie for 7 years. Must of his videos touch on a topic like this and I haven't had a girlfriend in all of that time XD
Same
I could be your boyfriend 😘 *NAH BRUH I WAS JOKING*
Swoozie: girls love blankets
Single people in the comments: write that down write that down
Edit: thanks for 1k
Lol
LMAO THATS ME
Well noted
Write down the thing about leaving stuff behind too!
Dimi P well noted
This how many people knew sWooZie was talking about an anime
joey jung my hero
When he said Quirk he was referencing the anime: My Hero Academia
joey jung my hero academia fucking sucks
Fucking nerds lmao
Mha /boku no hero/ MyHeroAcademia
why come you girls?
why come you girls?
Hahaha FANTOMUBA that’s so smart
why come you gender-less’?
Swoozie: “Girls love blankets”.
Me: *with 2 blanket and wearing a big hoodie* “ ;-:”
I legit do love blankets and am always cold, but anyone who attempts to date me knows that going in because I live in the South and probably carry around a jacket T-T. I can't help it, and I know I look stupid
BRUH I HAVE LIKE SIX BLANKETS ON MY BED RIGHT NOW-
Let me tell you about the glorious blanket sweater: The Comfy. Get it on amazon. Put yo legs inside while you sit. Your world will change.
Im a winter baby, not cold
;>;
whenever my girlfriend gets cold she goes to my chest
As a female - 99% of this is right. The only thing is the restaurant thing, we normally really genuinely don’t know what we want but we DO know what we don’t want, so when you start listing places we figure out what we don’t want and then it becomes process of elimination until you suggest something we don’t hate
Pretty epic
That is 1000000% correct 😂
Wow that actually makes sense TIL
Kaitie Tolman y
I freaking love this explanation 😂❤️
“This is not my shade of ombré “ 😂got me dead
He's not wrong. I've had dyed hair for a few years now and the "that's your hair," no it's not my hair is purple and this is iNdIGo
I can’t count how many times a girl as said that they were cold, then I offer my sweater, then suddenly they’re not cold anymore. So what if I’m simping. It’s not like it works.
Amber Scholl's voice acting is literally the best shit ever and we need more of it. Thank you good night MORE AMBER SCHOLL AS ANIMATED CHARACTERS sign petition now
Facts omg
What
@Saivon Gilleylen not that deep
Signed
Swoozie is single handedly holding 2020 for me rn tbh.
some people dont beilve me but swoozie commented on my new video. im so happy
Riskyy Swoozie doesn’t even read his own comments
fr
The secret to picking where to eat with your girl is to say “guess where we eating?” And go to the first option she says. Works every time 😎
Most of the time the girl would say oh idk tell mee and then u gotta nail it urself
Genius 🎓
Works every time ☺️
Dat guy Von thank you so much it actually works
Dam that's too good
OMG I died at that part when he said “how did these get in the fridge?”
Whoever thought about moving the comment section should get fired
IMMEDIATELY
NOW
YES
EXECUTE ORDER 66.
@@DewDew456 69*
I love amber as the voice actor😂 Ik it’s difficult but whenever you guys are free again to do this 100% DO IT
2:33 That animation was too clean.
"GIRLFRIEND-TAX"
- when your GF takes your food from your plate, even though she's said she wasn't hungry.
lol she's crusading ur snacks
JOEY DOESNT SHARE FOOD 🤣🤣🤣
Bryan Chaves YESSSSS
I speak for all of us girls when i say: AND WHAT ABOUT IT
I speak for all of us guys when I say: it's weird and we don't understand it
No need to speak for me 😶
Haha thanks
Don't ask but I check everyone's profile and u watch more than half the people u watch crisandthemike did not expect that lol
Don’t eat a fried don’t steal The blanket Don’t make us spend money just for your useless shopping
Swoozie: I'mma bought to make some generalizations.
Me: This outta be good, we're individuals Swoozie
Swooz: Blankets
Dang
Whenever I'm grabbing fries from any place, and my gf says she doesn't want anything, I ALWAYS order a small fires. Because without fail, she'll immediately goes for my fries. And I just hand her the spare.
You're a good bf!👌🏾
Amber Scholl has nailed it really in thus episode .
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but why didnt she speak the whole part of her?
@@josivaldocotoco303 are you okay? (É cê tá bom? Em inglês)
0:50
when your girl is so cold she vibrates and distorts herself out of the simulation
That she lags
@@falcongamer58 her wifi signal got weaker cause she switched to sprint in a area where sprint is not a very good internet provider
TheMagnumDon
😂👌🏾💀
me: teehee i can't relate this lol
swoozie: girls love lots of blankets
me: oh
swoozie: girls love to take up half the bed
me: oH
swoozie: girls love men who have a jawline like a knife
me: OHHHHH
😂I feel weird that most of whay he says is true😂
I had a girlfriend once. It's exactly as you described. She's taken all the blankets and pillows, wake up freezing. She leaves little bits and pieces here just to come back. If you give her a coat or jacket you'll never see it again. Not hungry but eats your food. Take a shower after her and it's like stepping into a blast furnace. And all the window shopping.
The thing to really take away from all this though, is all those little problems that one overlooks at the start of a relationship. You're lovedrunk and blinded and let them get away with murder. As time goes on it only increases and gets worse and worse.
Um, you're wrong on the "lava shower". You know that ALL females aren't the same.....right? Some like to take cold showers in the morning and others like it warm. I'm a female and i don't like taking boiling hot showers....who does that?
DAMN THIS MAN NEEDS TO PUT ALL HIS LINKS TO HIS CLOTHES IN HIS BIO he fr fr flexing on us with that TH-cam paycheck
He DID put links for his clothes in the description.
@@MrGamelover23 😂😂
200th like
1:26
*Seeing that sWooZie knows what Undertale is...
*It fills you with determination.
Scrolled for awhile to see if anyone would notice💀
Me too
He is been doing this for 14 years r u kidding me 🙂
What's funny is, you just described every GUY I've ever dated. And my husband is about 50% of these.
Ok
Ibraheem Khan best reply ever
feminazi
You have a type
1:25 this is just a beautiful reference thank you
Swoozie: *every girlfriend ever*
Me: *cant relate*
Same
Same
Here before this comment blows up
Same
Same
Same
sWooZie: has 60 ex’s
Me: struggling to walk past a girl
I love how you have amber but she’s “never had a boyfriend” before 😂😂❤️
Yeah 😂😂😂
Should I quit youtube my friends make fun of me for it
Matt Milton Nah bro, success is the best revenge. Keep at it!
Matt Milton keep making them👌🏻 if these so called “friends” are making fun of you for doing something you love, then you should drop them. There definitely will be people/friends/family who will support you since making videos makes you happy and that’s all that matters.
@@MatthewMilton Man fuck yo friends 😂😂
Swoozie would be a amazing looking gta character😂
“Food always tastes better when it’s coming off your plate”
“Girls love to shop even if they’re not shopping”
Ok but why is he right about EVERYTHING
Well, tbh, I hate shopping. I will nibble your plate if it looks like you don't want that food tho. ;p
Same. I hate shopping. I shop quicker than my bf. And food taste disgusting from other peoples plate. I hate people touching my food so I cant touch other peoples food. I need my own plate LOL
I have a feeling you aren't a girl
Well...right for most females. I prefer my own food, and maayybbee eating the food you don't like.
Also, if I go shopping, I'm buying something, else I don't shop. 🤔 Even then it's rare for me to go out and shop 😆
Tbh I like sharing food (if I ask the other person), if not, I’ll leave it be. Aside from that, I HATE shopping unless it’s online
Me just staring at his yellow FOGs the whole video wishing I had a pair like: 😩😩😩
Definitely did the same but didn't know the name. After your comment I research them and realize I don't have FOG money. Now I'm sad because i know they exist and Ill never have them
Caden Falcon I’m glad I’m not the only one
Ok so basically for the girl who can’t choose where she wants to eat just ask her to guess where you think where going and take them to the place they first guess
Edit: Your welcome
Mr.AngryDoggo YT okay but seeee this doesn’t work. I speak from experience XD I CAN NEVER DECIDE ON MY OWN! This is why we ask our boyfriends where to eat, because we can’t choose. We literally can’t think of a single place we’d rather go. Our complicated minds can’t handle it.
The solution: ask her where she DOESNT wanna eat. What does she NOT feel like. I swear to god, this works because I’ll say “ok I don’t feel like pizza, and definitely not Chinese and not kfc.” Then I’ll ask my boyfriend what he doesn’t want and then we go from there. This only applies if you guys are struggling to choose obviously lol. Don’t do this if ya’ll already know you want McDonalds or something lol.
Both replies are from females. Our brother here is a credible source.
So I had a boyfriend that loved fried chicken and I don’t. He would take us to KFC all the frickin time! So he tried that on me and in a sarcastic tone I said KFC again? (Because he would always go there) and he took me there because he thought I wanted to eat there.
Legacy ah I see your a man of culture as well
2:05 I wish I could hear this with no context
*DEAD* or French Fries?
I understand why you'd want that for both of them, but which one
Steps to get a girlfriend:
Step One: Ask out
Step Two: Get rejected
Step Three: Rinse Watch Repeat
flawless plan
lmao
Idk how this could go wrong 💁
“Dating is like watching a TV show”
Yup. Mess up once, and there will be canceling
I prefer Hulu lol
🤣
Facts🔥
Swoozie: girls love shopping!
Me: I don’t know what you talking about *literally on forever 21 website shopping*
Mrs. Kblast081 I stopped the video to go on there 😂
🛫😂😂😂
2:14 This is WAY TOO accurate. If accuracy had measurement, this fact would go to infinity and beyond.
Ogs remember: “LIPS!!!!”
"WHO WANTS TO COLOR QUASIMOTO'S LIPS?"
Here you go huntie, just put some on those chapped lips there you go
😂
LIPS
Is nobody gonna talk about the cool new animation
When your so early and the comments aren’t funny yet..
Like your mom
Cryo Ex lmao wutttt
@@sebastianrivera3527 stfu normie
Cryo Ex u stay hating bruh jeez
Cryo Ex did you genuinely just use nor is un ironically.
Fucking normie.
When ur so cold that you reach warp speed with ur excessive shaking:
0:50
“Anything you allow... increases.”
Lesson learned the hard way
Except (allow)ence
There are so many times in my life where this has been the case.
"Give an inch, they try to take a mile".
“I’m not like the other girls”
Said every girl ever.
I have. Snake arms.
I am-
Joker Jesus ok ITS ASDF MOVIE MY GUY
Joker Jesus tbh I forgot what u even said
I’m of
this is a strategy i used when i was going out w my ex. i would tell her that i was taking her somewhere and she had to guess where i was taking her to eat. she'll say a place and i'd just say your right and drive there
Zazy Gaming innovative technology right here
You. Are. A. Genius.
Not if you have enough money to fancy places😞
U made me laugh man😂
@@Wherethebichesat In which case you say "Not quite in the budget, guess again~
this animation is smoother than that pick up line my broskae tried on his crush,, his crush is now his gf :,)im proud of my bruva
"You look like you're about to catch death"
hope it's not contagious
lol, that's what I thought...
0:00 did you just bring up a my hero academia reference?! respect.
"Let's guys get away with murder"
*Sakura looks at Sasuke*
2:13 wasn’t that the homeless guy from like the fast food video 🤔
Yeah he was
Soozie: "don't get it twisted!"
Swoozies couch:
i see swoozie: I click
i see amber: I click
i see swoozie and amber: I click x2 speed
0:02 Swoozie laying off em 'My Hero Academia' fans with the disclaimer for the word 'quirk' 😂🤣🤣
Fresh Tech Productions I saw that straight away and was like comments here I come
@@youraveragememeenjoyer2323 lol
Lmao
@@youraveragememeenjoyer2323 lol
Kochako-chan
I just don't feel clean if my skin isn't on the verge of a volcanic eruption.
Fr
If girls steal the whole bed, imagine how lesbians feel when they’re sleeping-
Jin’s Floor Cheese as a lesbian I can confirm...it is a nightmare...
Floor gang
Connor 606A I keep spitting at ceiling gang but they keep spitting back 😕
@@K.コロ im dead
We sleep on each other
That My Hero Academia reference was so perfect. 10/10 would recommend.
SubToDavie504 haha, yess. It’s soo good!! I recommend Assassination Classroom too. I think it’s even better, but both are good. XD
Omg I really appreciate how you mentioned that sometimes the guys make the girls into detective girlfriends instead of just saying we are all crazy without thinking maybe they planted those insecurities there in the first place.
My mom: watching me watch swoozie
Swoozie: why does every girl like taking 95% of the cover
Me: looks at my mom
My mom: slaps me
I love Amber’s voice 🥰😘
Yip: Don’t allow everything
Voicing a character was on her mood board! GO AMBERRR!💕
Literally converting my boyfriend to like Swoozie! We’re binging the whole lot!
This man has unlocked all the secrets to women…
*We can learn a lot from him.*
Facts that girls love hot showers and French fries
When I'm in the shower, I always want it to feel hot, so when my body gets used to the temperature I crank up the heat even more. That's definitely a fact
There's a McDonald's I can walk to from my house, and I swear I go there at least 3 times a week and only grab fries. That's a fact
So do boys
Knizon I’ve never seen a boy who likes hot showers blankets and fries
Facts
@@matthewgillespie1661 my boyfriend likes way warmer water than me in the shower. I always have to turn the temperature down. And he never wants French fries, but always eats mine. 😂
Swoozie: “Guys have their quirks, girls have their qui-“
Me: WOOO MY HERO ACADEMIA L ET S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
RageMasterSlow :0
lol this was my exact reaction
I like how he put deku and uraka
vexial nes I can agree the whole series is overrated tremendously, but I wouldn’t say it’s absolutely horrible. The show is maybe a little bit above decent but nothing special, the character development is one of the best I’ve seen in a while which is what I think it has going for it. In my opinion i think the reason it’s so overrated is because it appeals to such a large audience but that’s just my opinion
vexial nes
I wonder, why are you like this? What made you compelled to say this?
You realize that not all shows are gonna be exactly what you like. You realize other people like different things. So why? Why crap on a series people like? If it was criticism that’s different. But this comment is just negative for the sake of being negative. Why I ask you do you have to be negative? “It’s over rated” oh so just because it’s popular it’s bad? Just think how many friends you could have if you weren’t so negative.
“Girls take 99% of the bed” yeah....thanks Nova. (My dog)
0:36 my girl is from Russia. Soo she likes it when it's cold.
You prob single