Every Girlfriend EVER (ft. Amber Scholl)

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  • @swoozie
    @swoozie  4 ปีที่แล้ว +5328

    What should I include in "Every Boyfriend" video?

    • @ay-leck1369
      @ay-leck1369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      *s c o o b i d o o*

    • @engineergaming5478
      @engineergaming5478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Try a collab with another youtuber

    • @xXgodofwarXx
      @xXgodofwarXx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      When they text to much at once

    • @starrydaydreams4914
      @starrydaydreams4914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      xXgodofwarXx Wait really I thought it’s a girl thing

    • @starrydaydreams4914
      @starrydaydreams4914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +296

      The one-word replies definitely

  • @iGamingDude
    @iGamingDude 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6276

    I just appreciate how swoozie puts on the whole fit just to sit in his room and just talk.

    • @louvie1066
      @louvie1066 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      that's some professionalism right there xD

    • @SyFy412
      @SyFy412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I would say he’s sponsored because there’s links in the description but he didn’t say anything

    • @chacefisher7112
      @chacefisher7112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      iGamingDude wym bruh. Swoozie is a fit in himself. 😂 nah jkjk you right though

    • @shamartTM
      @shamartTM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That's effort, you gotta respect it

    • @jacksonstebs
      @jacksonstebs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      iGamingDude I was just about to say his fit is fire lmaooo

  • @randomthings6977
    @randomthings6977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3413

    The animation just gets smoother and smoother...

    • @jacob7143
      @jacob7143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Random Things lowkey miss the old ones too tho but fuckin w/ the new style fasho

    • @mp5masherlol789
      @mp5masherlol789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      True

    • @chonke3364
      @chonke3364 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah how come likeca minth agi no uploads and same art style then this month he's popin iff these beautifully animated vedios in like 2 days

    • @Jfromdav
      @Jfromdav 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fr

    • @t0ky0h4n2
      @t0ky0h4n2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I miss the confusion series

  • @itsalexclark
    @itsalexclark 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3175

    Im disturbed that I have literally had every one of these exact conversations with sWooZie. its like bro... sometimes I just want the blanket.

    • @swoozie
      @swoozie  4 ปีที่แล้ว +449

      They never stop at one... ever.

    • @thebuilder3594
      @thebuilder3594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wow

    • @projectrealz
      @projectrealz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      No lie but u are inspired by him

    • @venomhudson2162
      @venomhudson2162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I have to have a personal blanket that I legit have to hide

    • @albertgalan7829
      @albertgalan7829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@swoozie 69 likes

  • @bprlgoblin7974
    @bprlgoblin7974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +518

    "This is not my shade of ombre" absolutely killed me 😂😂😂

  • @EpikkOreo
    @EpikkOreo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3865

    I vote for Amber to be the girls voice permanently.

    • @husnuliman5243
      @husnuliman5243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      AGREED!!!

    • @shaqlavine4118
      @shaqlavine4118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +262

      Idk about that, Swoozie has a pretty good impression.

    • @EpikkOreo
      @EpikkOreo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Shaq LaVine very true. His is iconic but maybe they can share.

    • @shaqlavine4118
      @shaqlavine4118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      EpikkOreo, that is true. No harm done in sharing a role.

    • @husnuliman5243
      @husnuliman5243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I mean every amber Scholl fans know she has a voice of a real disney character 😂

  • @Elii0826
    @Elii0826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1548

    "They get cold very fast"
    *wears hoodie and beanie indoors*

    • @kbrandomuser2053
      @kbrandomuser2053 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Slighty Shredded I wear hoodies and beanies in the summertime too

    • @lilprince5834
      @lilprince5834 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Fashion is a very odd thing

    • @cutecats5031
      @cutecats5031 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Guys

    • @josivaldocotoco303
      @josivaldocotoco303 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cutecats5031 uxjezvrakonvxlpvxmi

  • @lucydewet113
    @lucydewet113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2185

    "girls love blankets and are always"
    Me: what no I-
    *realizes I'm curled in a blanket with the heater on and still cold*
    Me: nevermind then.

    • @vinnielee4690
      @vinnielee4690 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Unoriginal

    • @zeextor1159
      @zeextor1159 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Boi Boi shut.

    • @imanianderson3663
      @imanianderson3663 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Literally me hahaha

    • @angelmistiii
      @angelmistiii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm curled in a blanket too. My room is sometimes freezing

    • @crystalpayne_entertains9903
      @crystalpayne_entertains9903 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      BRUH! XD
      When he said that I felt so targeted lol
      I looked at my bed and realized that I sleep with over 9000 blankets XD

  • @dwwolf492
    @dwwolf492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    sWooZie: “when you get a girlfriend”
    Me: Are you mocking me.

    • @ironwolf3654
      @ironwolf3654 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I feel like he is playing both sides so in the end he will always come out victorious in the end

  • @atheerash4584
    @atheerash4584 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1228

    " Girls love blankets "
    Me being a girl surrounded by 3 blankets: he is extra I don't think I do

    • @ChWilde25
      @ChWilde25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Atheer ASH i’m under two rn 😭laying ON a blanket

    • @milaburhanzai
      @milaburhanzai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Atheer ASH same

    • @WorriedtheCircusDemon
      @WorriedtheCircusDemon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm in pajamas sitting by a fireplace right now. I've developed a whole other level of heat tolerance.

    • @capnchin
      @capnchin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      GIRL 3?? Child's play. I'm living it up in 5!

    • @avajackson2877
      @avajackson2877 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I have 3 around me 😂 how come I've never noticed this!?

  • @Arcticx369
    @Arcticx369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    That huge blue hand is the ultimate wingman, shout out to that dude.

  • @Samaanthaxo
    @Samaanthaxo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1334

    “this is not my shade of OMBRÉ” LMAO

    • @torixx9851
      @torixx9851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      i was looking to see if someone commented this lmao

    • @DelaliA109
      @DelaliA109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I was looking to see if someone commented this lmao

    • @KruzisPedro
      @KruzisPedro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I was looking to see if someone commented this lmao

    • @kookie5789
      @kookie5789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      i was looking to see if someone commented this lmao

    • @prettypinnk
      @prettypinnk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I’ll just break this chain.

  • @satan2944
    @satan2944 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    Literally me every time I shower: *let's burn my skin! ✨✨❤️👄❤️✨✨*

    • @goblinbabe
      @goblinbabe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      If my skin ain’t melting then it ain’t hot enough

    • @newleechonlife
      @newleechonlife 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well hello Satan

    • @man_imbored171
      @man_imbored171 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hate you. My gf does the same and I get up in the middle of the night go to the bathroom and the water is still hot because she leaves the heater on for so long to "get the water hot enough"but really she just forgets about it

  • @liahc0re
    @liahc0re 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1110

    "tHiS iS nOt My ShADe Of OmBrE-"
    *best line*

  • @AmberScholl
    @AmberScholl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7475

    I AM DYING IT CAME OUT SO GOOD 😂 thx for letting me be the psycho girlfriend it is my destiny lol

  • @AbbyCEntertainment
    @AbbyCEntertainment 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1209

    how does this man tell his stories so well i be like" let me get some popcorn real quick"

    • @swoozie
      @swoozie  4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Abby C - real recognize real boo! *places hand over heart* // I see you

    • @AbbyCEntertainment
      @AbbyCEntertainment 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      sWooZie you replied 🤭❤️❤️

    • @bmeo1234
      @bmeo1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Same. I grabbed my potato chips 😅😅😅

    • @unigenius
      @unigenius 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      By the time the popcorn is done, the video is wrapping up and you're like "WAIT!!!"

    • @AbbyCEntertainment
      @AbbyCEntertainment 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      unigenius lmaoooo

  • @clown-cult96
    @clown-cult96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    So I’m a gay girl and I can confirm that, the tinier the girlfriend, the more of the bed they take up. I do not know how.

    • @sammythestrawberry1372
      @sammythestrawberry1372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      they expand when unconscious

    • @wahedkazi
      @wahedkazi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@sammythestrawberry1372 😂😂

    • @cangrejopendejo4909
      @cangrejopendejo4909 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Idk why you being gay makes you any more of an authority on this.

    • @lostboy960
      @lostboy960 ปีที่แล้ว

      I understand, my gf is much smaller than me(I call her my little fairy) but somehow she can take up a lot of space on my bed🤷🏽‍♂️ I’m not complaining though, I like getting to hold her😊

    • @lostboy960
      @lostboy960 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sammythestrawberry1372
      Honestly you’re probably right😆

  • @bellaj2651
    @bellaj2651 4 ปีที่แล้ว +911

    Lol yes amber finally doing those character voice overs she’s been wanting to do

    • @vixen583
      @vixen583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Issa J lol she honestly has the voice for it

    • @sam90-o8t
      @sam90-o8t 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      She hardly talked in here lol

    • @pikapikanuuu7262
      @pikapikanuuu7262 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Omg, I love Amber Scholl!! I did not expect this.

    • @King_Haze
      @King_Haze 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      911 likes =∆=

  • @brittanylafleur8092
    @brittanylafleur8092 4 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    "Girls love french fries"
    Me: slowly puts french fries in my mouth.

    • @IamLegendAnon
      @IamLegendAnon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bee & Dee to be fair who doesn't love French fries

  • @stephsilva15
    @stephsilva15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1067

    swoozie: “girls love blankets”
    me: *sitting in bed watching this video with 3 blankets* 😳😂

    • @dislikebutton4961
      @dislikebutton4961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I’m in none because I am on a chair

    • @WinterWitch01
      @WinterWitch01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It’s a security thing I think.

    • @Shedorixi
      @Shedorixi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yess

    • @chonilggg4315
      @chonilggg4315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Ammar Khan XML

    • @AikiraBeats
      @AikiraBeats 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Right like I feel so called out

  • @arilexi
    @arilexi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    That so called “hot dude” looks like Donald Trump

  • @bc2280
    @bc2280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1388

    online shopping be like:
    girlfriend: “babe, is this top cute?”
    boyfriend: “yeah... uh it’s fine-it’s cute”
    girlfriend: “just cute??? ugh okay i won’t get it”

    • @unigenius
      @unigenius 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Bf: "Well, if you like it, then get it."
      Gf: "No, it's fine. I'll find something better!"

    • @RobbieStacks90
      @RobbieStacks90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm not giving up until I find a sexy 18 year old woman to go to senior prom with next year. I want to play seven minutes in heaven with her after she sneaks me into her bedroom window and then paint her toenails while we're playing Monopoly on her bedroom floor.

    • @sheepooooo
      @sheepooooo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Zenigundam hahahahhahahah

    • @mizuboni9108
      @mizuboni9108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Him: Yeah...it's alright
      Me: just alright? Yer gonna be seeing me in it
      Him: idk fine it looks really good
      Me: how do you know? who you seent this on? Who she? where she at?
      Him: babe chill..fine its an ugly top
      Me: how dare you? blue is my fave color, you know what I'm finna buy it. I'll show you who wore it best
      Him: omg..............so you hungry?
      Me: I only want your fries.
      Him: ofcourse
      Me: Best first date ever!!

    • @РасселКроуф
      @РасселКроуф 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hi, how about a mutual subscription?

  • @gadam_dude9182
    @gadam_dude9182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    “Food always tastes better when it’s off of your plate”
    Most accurate quote ever

  • @leru556
    @leru556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1339

    You’re forgetting something about girls.
    Hair.
    Hair be *everywhere*

    • @fromundaman
      @fromundaman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Idk if this is girl specific.

    • @samevans6018
      @samevans6018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      fromundaman yeah it is 😂😂 girls hair like legit sheds In Layers

    • @joshhoffman2628
      @joshhoffman2628 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @sam evans you date girls going through chemotherapy or something? My ex had some good hair lol. I’d give her cranial massages 🤤

    • @speedy035
      @speedy035 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

    • @fromundaman
      @fromundaman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Idk I've always shed more hair than any girl I was dating.

  • @luxluther436
    @luxluther436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    The appreciation I have for you with the smooth animation, amazing comedy, hilarious pop-culture references, facts, funny stories and the fact you’ve been on TH-cam for awhile. It’s just 👌🏾 chef’s kiss

  • @MarisaCohenBeauty
    @MarisaCohenBeauty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +869

    Amber has the perfect *quirky and cute* cartoon voice 😂

    • @mongoose9851
      @mongoose9851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      She sounds like Lola Bunny

  • @Jireninyourrecommendations
    @Jireninyourrecommendations 4 ปีที่แล้ว +762

    Texting: If I texts her, she won't respond in like the next hour or so. If she texts me then I'll have to respond to her in like 5 minutes or else it'll be WW3 up in this bitxh

    • @randomthings6977
      @randomthings6977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Jiren in your recommendations I love you

    • @Arsenaldude21
      @Arsenaldude21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I have the same problem ha-ha

    • @FatFetus37
      @FatFetus37 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Can I be ur bf

    • @IsabelNava
      @IsabelNava 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      >don't allow it or it'll get worst

    • @1deadpanman
      @1deadpanman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmao You Soft You Gotta Tell Her Wassup Pr She Gonna Walk All Over You

  • @makgrenadeng5740
    @makgrenadeng5740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    Swoozie: Girls like fries
    Single people like me: Why im not a fry?

    • @Chirp331
      @Chirp331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😭😭

    • @denese41
      @denese41 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True

  • @Dohyden2
    @Dohyden2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    "girls love french fries" ... I think everyone loves french fries.
    Also just had my first gf for a year (now my ex) and it was so nice to wake up in the morning and she would be in my arms x.x

    • @hiyorioh
      @hiyorioh 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah, girls love French fries

  • @ctcmonk
    @ctcmonk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1382

    Easily the most likeable guy on the internet...

  • @rachellara544
    @rachellara544 4 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    "Food always taste better when it's coming off of your plate." Ya got me, Swoozie. Ya got me.

    • @AikiraBeats
      @AikiraBeats 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That is so true it's like the food just be extra good off of their plate

    • @HelenGPitts
      @HelenGPitts 4 ปีที่แล้ว

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    • @agoofyahhchannel6870
      @agoofyahhchannel6870 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@HelenGPitts that's crazy 1 thing though
      *i am inside your home*

  • @thatdirtymichiganmusician1038
    @thatdirtymichiganmusician1038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1409

    You missed the “I got distracted watching TH-cam for 18 hours and that’s why I didn’t text you back” girlfriend.

    • @josuealexis7883
      @josuealexis7883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I swea😭😂

    • @thatdirtymichiganmusician1038
      @thatdirtymichiganmusician1038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      We all know *that* one

    • @RAWRRR2007
      @RAWRRR2007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Omg I do this
      😭😭😭😭

    • @Stellajones0315
      @Stellajones0315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I feel attacked lmaoooo 💀💀

    • @shiminshamim8359
      @shiminshamim8359 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The fact that the guy I'm currently talking to does this more often than I do 🤦🏽‍♀️

  • @antoniorivas4410
    @antoniorivas4410 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    His jawline was used as a weapon to murder everyone.

  • @gambit5220
    @gambit5220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    me: *doesn’t have a girlfriend *
    me: *still watches the video cause its swoozie*

    • @hibuddyyt8831
      @hibuddyyt8831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gambit brah fr same

    • @roban2799
      @roban2799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Been watching swoosie for 7 years. Must of his videos touch on a topic like this and I haven't had a girlfriend in all of that time XD

    • @tads8723
      @tads8723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @wavytsunami1043
      @wavytsunami1043 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I could be your boyfriend 😘 *NAH BRUH I WAS JOKING*

  • @fakerake707
    @fakerake707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1446

    Swoozie: girls love blankets
    Single people in the comments: write that down write that down
    Edit: thanks for 1k

    • @jandjstudios1347
      @jandjstudios1347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol

    • @xertexz6576
      @xertexz6576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      LMAO THATS ME

    • @aroobism
      @aroobism 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well noted

    • @DimitarPenkov
      @DimitarPenkov 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Write down the thing about leaving stuff behind too!

    • @aroobism
      @aroobism 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dimi P well noted

  • @mattxan2846
    @mattxan2846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +467

    This how many people knew sWooZie was talking about an anime

    • @krispy6636
      @krispy6636 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      joey jung my hero

    • @iMatterhorn7
      @iMatterhorn7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      When he said Quirk he was referencing the anime: My Hero Academia

    • @brettedgeworth9189
      @brettedgeworth9189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      joey jung my hero academia fucking sucks

    • @sebastianalvarado2390
      @sebastianalvarado2390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fucking nerds lmao

    • @Jeriptics
      @Jeriptics 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mha /boku no hero/ MyHeroAcademia

  • @BrokenHeartGxng
    @BrokenHeartGxng 4 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    why come you girls?

    • @Eddy-ld7uh
      @Eddy-ld7uh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      why come you girls?

    • @notyercousin4497
      @notyercousin4497 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahaha FANTOMUBA that’s so smart

    • @AL-ez9sx
      @AL-ez9sx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      why come you gender-less’?

  • @alizazehra4171
    @alizazehra4171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1316

    Swoozie: “Girls love blankets”.
    Me: *with 2 blanket and wearing a big hoodie* “ ;-:”

    • @YingofDarkness
      @YingofDarkness 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I legit do love blankets and am always cold, but anyone who attempts to date me knows that going in because I live in the South and probably carry around a jacket T-T. I can't help it, and I know I look stupid

    • @norealleader8076
      @norealleader8076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      BRUH I HAVE LIKE SIX BLANKETS ON MY BED RIGHT NOW-

    • @acebui4578
      @acebui4578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Let me tell you about the glorious blanket sweater: The Comfy. Get it on amazon. Put yo legs inside while you sit. Your world will change.

    • @stop.576
      @stop.576 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Im a winter baby, not cold
      ;>;

    • @Tk_Kai08
      @Tk_Kai08 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      whenever my girlfriend gets cold she goes to my chest

  • @kaitietolman4668
    @kaitietolman4668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2046

    As a female - 99% of this is right. The only thing is the restaurant thing, we normally really genuinely don’t know what we want but we DO know what we don’t want, so when you start listing places we figure out what we don’t want and then it becomes process of elimination until you suggest something we don’t hate

    • @hellosethhuckensin6590
      @hellosethhuckensin6590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Pretty epic

    • @beck0star
      @beck0star 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      That is 1000000% correct 😂

    • @c0zy23
      @c0zy23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Wow that actually makes sense TIL

    • @kellyneer4549
      @kellyneer4549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kaitie Tolman y

    • @princesscorner2196
      @princesscorner2196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I freaking love this explanation 😂❤️

  • @kainatrehman4612
    @kainatrehman4612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    “This is not my shade of ombré “ 😂got me dead

    • @babygurleatsshickennuggits4201
      @babygurleatsshickennuggits4201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He's not wrong. I've had dyed hair for a few years now and the "that's your hair," no it's not my hair is purple and this is iNdIGo

  • @wildwind413
    @wildwind413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I can’t count how many times a girl as said that they were cold, then I offer my sweater, then suddenly they’re not cold anymore. So what if I’m simping. It’s not like it works.

  • @ninatala4480
    @ninatala4480 4 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    Amber Scholl's voice acting is literally the best shit ever and we need more of it. Thank you good night MORE AMBER SCHOLL AS ANIMATED CHARACTERS sign petition now

  • @F1ll1nTh3Blanks
    @F1ll1nTh3Blanks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    Swoozie is single handedly holding 2020 for me rn tbh.

    • @riskyy2657
      @riskyy2657 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      some people dont beilve me but swoozie commented on my new video. im so happy

    • @awaitingban7324
      @awaitingban7324 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Riskyy Swoozie doesn’t even read his own comments

    • @jellyfssh
      @jellyfssh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      fr

  • @Solgore
    @Solgore 4 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    The secret to picking where to eat with your girl is to say “guess where we eating?” And go to the first option she says. Works every time 😎

    • @sejalmateo0361
      @sejalmateo0361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Most of the time the girl would say oh idk tell mee and then u gotta nail it urself

    • @sisser8565
      @sisser8565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Genius 🎓

    • @mrenjoyment1363
      @mrenjoyment1363 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Works every time ☺️

    • @rafaeldinardo3263
      @rafaeldinardo3263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dat guy Von thank you so much it actually works

    • @thashashwnamatthews751
      @thashashwnamatthews751 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dam that's too good

  • @azzanporter4377
    @azzanporter4377 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    OMG I died at that part when he said “how did these get in the fridge?”

  • @bitslay
    @bitslay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +439

    Whoever thought about moving the comment section should get fired

  • @melanier6599
    @melanier6599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    I love amber as the voice actor😂 Ik it’s difficult but whenever you guys are free again to do this 100% DO IT

  • @controversialpokken9153
    @controversialpokken9153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    2:33 That animation was too clean.

  • @NBC1232014
    @NBC1232014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    "GIRLFRIEND-TAX"
    - when your GF takes your food from your plate, even though she's said she wasn't hungry.

    • @MaddesG1
      @MaddesG1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol she's crusading ur snacks

    • @bryanchaves5691
      @bryanchaves5691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      JOEY DOESNT SHARE FOOD 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Dianecites
      @Dianecites 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bryan Chaves YESSSSS

  • @hannaengle
    @hannaengle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1296

    I speak for all of us girls when i say: AND WHAT ABOUT IT

    • @ryanahrens7416
      @ryanahrens7416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      I speak for all of us guys when I say: it's weird and we don't understand it

    • @peachylemonjuice2240
      @peachylemonjuice2240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      No need to speak for me 😶

    • @_strawberryshortcake_8932
      @_strawberryshortcake_8932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Haha thanks

    • @kia3kisses690
      @kia3kisses690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't ask but I check everyone's profile and u watch more than half the people u watch crisandthemike did not expect that lol

    • @terrellrussell8008
      @terrellrussell8008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don’t eat a fried don’t steal The blanket Don’t make us spend money just for your useless shopping

  • @wingedhatchling
    @wingedhatchling 4 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    Swoozie: I'mma bought to make some generalizations.
    Me: This outta be good, we're individuals Swoozie
    Swooz: Blankets
    Dang

  • @WingZero761
    @WingZero761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Whenever I'm grabbing fries from any place, and my gf says she doesn't want anything, I ALWAYS order a small fires. Because without fail, she'll immediately goes for my fries. And I just hand her the spare.

  • @jf8944
    @jf8944 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    Amber Scholl has nailed it really in thus episode .

    • @josivaldocotoco303
      @josivaldocotoco303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Falakkvayaljaajnskkkkgahfhsjhfaaphskkkkkcaodayqooqqyywuqihqkhsjbfnbjtajghjkqlkwkjakkjmjskbskbbabbhjwqwgakkqllagfqigakhkbvamv
      Qqqqbvanbkqkkmqbw
      Bakgan
      Csmnagkyk,aaggahhhhahgajhajakwqkjqjbajga

    • @TopZsi
      @TopZsi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      but why didnt she speak the whole part of her?

    • @magicspritecan4155
      @magicspritecan4155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@josivaldocotoco303 are you okay? (É cê tá bom? Em inglês)

  • @TheMagnumDon
    @TheMagnumDon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    0:50
    when your girl is so cold she vibrates and distorts herself out of the simulation

    • @falcongamer58
      @falcongamer58 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That she lags

    • @TheMagnumDon
      @TheMagnumDon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@falcongamer58 her wifi signal got weaker cause she switched to sprint in a area where sprint is not a very good internet provider

    • @aisha5156
      @aisha5156 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheMagnumDon
      😂👌🏾💀

  • @celiseria
    @celiseria 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    me: teehee i can't relate this lol
    swoozie: girls love lots of blankets
    me: oh
    swoozie: girls love to take up half the bed
    me: oH
    swoozie: girls love men who have a jawline like a knife
    me: OHHHHH

    • @shachartzadok
      @shachartzadok 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂I feel weird that most of whay he says is true😂

  • @Doctor699
    @Doctor699 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I had a girlfriend once. It's exactly as you described. She's taken all the blankets and pillows, wake up freezing. She leaves little bits and pieces here just to come back. If you give her a coat or jacket you'll never see it again. Not hungry but eats your food. Take a shower after her and it's like stepping into a blast furnace. And all the window shopping.
    The thing to really take away from all this though, is all those little problems that one overlooks at the start of a relationship. You're lovedrunk and blinded and let them get away with murder. As time goes on it only increases and gets worse and worse.

    • @OniNoodleStudio
      @OniNoodleStudio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Um, you're wrong on the "lava shower". You know that ALL females aren't the same.....right? Some like to take cold showers in the morning and others like it warm. I'm a female and i don't like taking boiling hot showers....who does that?

  • @dark420tides
    @dark420tides 4 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    DAMN THIS MAN NEEDS TO PUT ALL HIS LINKS TO HIS CLOTHES IN HIS BIO he fr fr flexing on us with that TH-cam paycheck

    • @MrGamelover23
      @MrGamelover23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He DID put links for his clothes in the description.

    • @palashverma3470
      @palashverma3470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MrGamelover23 😂😂

    • @sharkattack2903
      @sharkattack2903 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      200th like

  • @plooomb_
    @plooomb_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    1:26
    *Seeing that sWooZie knows what Undertale is...
    *It fills you with determination.

    • @renee3210
      @renee3210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Scrolled for awhile to see if anyone would notice💀

    • @TheOtherOne6018
      @TheOtherOne6018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me too

    • @dhegadheer2600
      @dhegadheer2600 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He is been doing this for 14 years r u kidding me 🙂

  • @courthawk52
    @courthawk52 4 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    What's funny is, you just described every GUY I've ever dated. And my husband is about 50% of these.

  • @The_Vukovic
    @The_Vukovic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    1:25 this is just a beautiful reference thank you

  • @-nigga-
    @-nigga- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    Swoozie: *every girlfriend ever*
    Me: *cant relate*

  • @MOIST-MEMES
    @MOIST-MEMES 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    sWooZie: has 60 ex’s
    Me: struggling to walk past a girl

  • @lexjohnson0803
    @lexjohnson0803 4 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    I love how you have amber but she’s “never had a boyfriend” before 😂😂❤️

    • @cutecats5031
      @cutecats5031 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah 😂😂😂

    • @MatthewMilton
      @MatthewMilton 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Should I quit youtube my friends make fun of me for it

    • @Gselx
      @Gselx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Matt Milton Nah bro, success is the best revenge. Keep at it!

    • @lexjohnson0803
      @lexjohnson0803 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Matt Milton keep making them👌🏻 if these so called “friends” are making fun of you for doing something you love, then you should drop them. There definitely will be people/friends/family who will support you since making videos makes you happy and that’s all that matters.

    • @Almighty_rage777
      @Almighty_rage777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MatthewMilton Man fuck yo friends 😂😂

  • @victoriam3258
    @victoriam3258 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Swoozie would be a amazing looking gta character😂

  • @maneater5501
    @maneater5501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    “Food always tastes better when it’s coming off your plate”
    “Girls love to shop even if they’re not shopping”
    Ok but why is he right about EVERYTHING

    • @7thlittleleopard7
      @7thlittleleopard7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well, tbh, I hate shopping. I will nibble your plate if it looks like you don't want that food tho. ;p

    • @dinohand2391
      @dinohand2391 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same. I hate shopping. I shop quicker than my bf. And food taste disgusting from other peoples plate. I hate people touching my food so I cant touch other peoples food. I need my own plate LOL

    • @aster2283
      @aster2283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I have a feeling you aren't a girl

    • @KitsuneFyora
      @KitsuneFyora 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well...right for most females. I prefer my own food, and maayybbee eating the food you don't like.
      Also, if I go shopping, I'm buying something, else I don't shop. 🤔 Even then it's rare for me to go out and shop 😆

    • @Dianecites
      @Dianecites 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tbh I like sharing food (if I ask the other person), if not, I’ll leave it be. Aside from that, I HATE shopping unless it’s online

  • @cadenfalcon9134
    @cadenfalcon9134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    Me just staring at his yellow FOGs the whole video wishing I had a pair like: 😩😩😩

    • @saiyanroyalty229
      @saiyanroyalty229 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Definitely did the same but didn't know the name. After your comment I research them and realize I don't have FOG money. Now I'm sad because i know they exist and Ill never have them

    • @redninjavsdaworld3733
      @redninjavsdaworld3733 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Caden Falcon I’m glad I’m not the only one

  • @shmug2789
    @shmug2789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +573

    Ok so basically for the girl who can’t choose where she wants to eat just ask her to guess where you think where going and take them to the place they first guess
    Edit: Your welcome

    • @jesstophur
      @jesstophur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Mr.AngryDoggo YT okay but seeee this doesn’t work. I speak from experience XD I CAN NEVER DECIDE ON MY OWN! This is why we ask our boyfriends where to eat, because we can’t choose. We literally can’t think of a single place we’d rather go. Our complicated minds can’t handle it.

    • @Seal_pup
      @Seal_pup 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      The solution: ask her where she DOESNT wanna eat. What does she NOT feel like. I swear to god, this works because I’ll say “ok I don’t feel like pizza, and definitely not Chinese and not kfc.” Then I’ll ask my boyfriend what he doesn’t want and then we go from there. This only applies if you guys are struggling to choose obviously lol. Don’t do this if ya’ll already know you want McDonalds or something lol.

    • @Legacy_ADC
      @Legacy_ADC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Both replies are from females. Our brother here is a credible source.

    • @zaribelle718
      @zaribelle718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So I had a boyfriend that loved fried chicken and I don’t. He would take us to KFC all the frickin time! So he tried that on me and in a sarcastic tone I said KFC again? (Because he would always go there) and he took me there because he thought I wanted to eat there.

    • @shmug2789
      @shmug2789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Legacy ah I see your a man of culture as well

  • @Alaffa123
    @Alaffa123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    2:05 I wish I could hear this with no context

    • @jaydenblyden1703
      @jaydenblyden1703 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      *DEAD* or French Fries?
      I understand why you'd want that for both of them, but which one

  • @NoahNTG
    @NoahNTG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Steps to get a girlfriend:
    Step One: Ask out
    Step Two: Get rejected
    Step Three: Rinse Watch Repeat

  • @0_Cardboard_0
    @0_Cardboard_0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    “Dating is like watching a TV show”
    Yup. Mess up once, and there will be canceling

  • @therealmskblast081
    @therealmskblast081 4 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    Swoozie: girls love shopping!
    Me: I don’t know what you talking about *literally on forever 21 website shopping*

    • @rayc794
      @rayc794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mrs. Kblast081 I stopped the video to go on there 😂

    • @cutecats5031
      @cutecats5031 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🛫😂😂😂

  • @gamecube8885
    @gamecube8885 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    2:14 This is WAY TOO accurate. If accuracy had measurement, this fact would go to infinity and beyond.

  • @thejamesonshow
    @thejamesonshow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Ogs remember: “LIPS!!!!”

  • @smajlkadrijaj6106
    @smajlkadrijaj6106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Is nobody gonna talk about the cool new animation

  • @sebastianrivera3527
    @sebastianrivera3527 4 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    When your so early and the comments aren’t funny yet..

  • @destroyerofworlds4663
    @destroyerofworlds4663 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    When ur so cold that you reach warp speed with ur excessive shaking:
    0:50

  • @forrestkal4784
    @forrestkal4784 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    “Anything you allow... increases.”
    Lesson learned the hard way

    • @Idkpig
      @Idkpig 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Except (allow)ence

    • @andyblargextra
      @andyblargextra 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      There are so many times in my life where this has been the case.
      "Give an inch, they try to take a mile".

  • @toasterstripes
    @toasterstripes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +525

    “I’m not like the other girls”

  • @zazygaming6970
    @zazygaming6970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    this is a strategy i used when i was going out w my ex. i would tell her that i was taking her somewhere and she had to guess where i was taking her to eat. she'll say a place and i'd just say your right and drive there

    • @HailKKY
      @HailKKY 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Zazy Gaming innovative technology right here

    • @rGStealth10
      @rGStealth10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      You. Are. A. Genius.

    • @Wherethebichesat
      @Wherethebichesat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not if you have enough money to fancy places😞

    • @GoochiGoblin
      @GoochiGoblin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      U made me laugh man😂

    • @7thlittleleopard7
      @7thlittleleopard7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Wherethebichesat In which case you say "Not quite in the budget, guess again~

  • @boopboopbapboop
    @boopboopbapboop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    this animation is smoother than that pick up line my broskae tried on his crush,, his crush is now his gf :,)im proud of my bruva

  • @beastythief2390
    @beastythief2390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    "You look like you're about to catch death"
    hope it's not contagious

  • @chibuikeahanotu8486
    @chibuikeahanotu8486 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    0:00 did you just bring up a my hero academia reference?! respect.

  • @kaiikari4546
    @kaiikari4546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "Let's guys get away with murder"
    *Sakura looks at Sasuke*

  • @viewer3301
    @viewer3301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    2:13 wasn’t that the homeless guy from like the fast food video 🤔

  • @simplyskidz7435
    @simplyskidz7435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Soozie: "don't get it twisted!"
    Swoozies couch:

  • @inhle1688
    @inhle1688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    i see swoozie: I click
    i see amber: I click
    i see swoozie and amber: I click x2 speed

  • @JamaicaRealLife
    @JamaicaRealLife 4 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    0:02 Swoozie laying off em 'My Hero Academia' fans with the disclaimer for the word 'quirk' 😂🤣🤣

    • @youraveragememeenjoyer2323
      @youraveragememeenjoyer2323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Fresh Tech Productions I saw that straight away and was like comments here I come

    • @JamaicaRealLife
      @JamaicaRealLife 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@youraveragememeenjoyer2323 lol

    • @cutecats5031
      @cutecats5031 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao

    • @kyroz8105
      @kyroz8105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@youraveragememeenjoyer2323 lol

    • @HaifaaAmni
      @HaifaaAmni 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kochako-chan

  • @superiorpanda6449
    @superiorpanda6449 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I just don't feel clean if my skin isn't on the verge of a volcanic eruption.

  • @ev8578
    @ev8578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    If girls steal the whole bed, imagine how lesbians feel when they’re sleeping-

    • @kaitietolman4668
      @kaitietolman4668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Jin’s Floor Cheese as a lesbian I can confirm...it is a nightmare...

    • @K.コロ
      @K.コロ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Floor gang

    • @kaitietolman4668
      @kaitietolman4668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Connor 606A I keep spitting at ceiling gang but they keep spitting back 😕

    • @xpluslegend1525
      @xpluslegend1525 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@K.コロ im dead

    • @fagioli7063
      @fagioli7063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We sleep on each other

  • @PartyAtMyIggy
    @PartyAtMyIggy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    That My Hero Academia reference was so perfect. 10/10 would recommend.

    • @PartyAtMyIggy
      @PartyAtMyIggy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      SubToDavie504 haha, yess. It’s soo good!! I recommend Assassination Classroom too. I think it’s even better, but both are good. XD

  • @scarlettellis6069
    @scarlettellis6069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Omg I really appreciate how you mentioned that sometimes the guys make the girls into detective girlfriends instead of just saying we are all crazy without thinking maybe they planted those insecurities there in the first place.

  • @rfgaming6857
    @rfgaming6857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    My mom: watching me watch swoozie
    Swoozie: why does every girl like taking 95% of the cover
    Me: looks at my mom
    My mom: slaps me

  • @saraesse4318
    @saraesse4318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I love Amber’s voice 🥰😘
    Yip: Don’t allow everything

  • @aishling1969
    @aishling1969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Voicing a character was on her mood board! GO AMBERRR!💕

  • @AnimationAndrea
    @AnimationAndrea 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    Literally converting my boyfriend to like Swoozie! We’re binging the whole lot!

  • @huntercool2232
    @huntercool2232 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This man has unlocked all the secrets to women…
    *We can learn a lot from him.*

  • @matthewgillespie1661
    @matthewgillespie1661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    Facts that girls love hot showers and French fries

    • @saraloney9171
      @saraloney9171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      When I'm in the shower, I always want it to feel hot, so when my body gets used to the temperature I crank up the heat even more. That's definitely a fact
      There's a McDonald's I can walk to from my house, and I swear I go there at least 3 times a week and only grab fries. That's a fact

    • @knizon7078
      @knizon7078 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So do boys

    • @matthewgillespie1661
      @matthewgillespie1661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Knizon I’ve never seen a boy who likes hot showers blankets and fries

    • @greenthinggg
      @greenthinggg 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Facts

    • @ItachiNiiChanNO
      @ItachiNiiChanNO 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@matthewgillespie1661 my boyfriend likes way warmer water than me in the shower. I always have to turn the temperature down. And he never wants French fries, but always eats mine. 😂

  • @bleedingpassions
    @bleedingpassions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    Swoozie: “Guys have their quirks, girls have their qui-“
    Me: WOOO MY HERO ACADEMIA L ET S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @bleedingpassions
      @bleedingpassions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      RageMasterSlow :0

    • @datboidadrique15
      @datboidadrique15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      lol this was my exact reaction

    • @dam5336
      @dam5336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I like how he put deku and uraka

    • @ada7574
      @ada7574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      vexial nes I can agree the whole series is overrated tremendously, but I wouldn’t say it’s absolutely horrible. The show is maybe a little bit above decent but nothing special, the character development is one of the best I’ve seen in a while which is what I think it has going for it. In my opinion i think the reason it’s so overrated is because it appeals to such a large audience but that’s just my opinion

    • @SamO-cn8rg
      @SamO-cn8rg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      vexial nes
      I wonder, why are you like this? What made you compelled to say this?
      You realize that not all shows are gonna be exactly what you like. You realize other people like different things. So why? Why crap on a series people like? If it was criticism that’s different. But this comment is just negative for the sake of being negative. Why I ask you do you have to be negative? “It’s over rated” oh so just because it’s popular it’s bad? Just think how many friends you could have if you weren’t so negative.

  • @Chiffawndue
    @Chiffawndue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    “Girls take 99% of the bed” yeah....thanks Nova. (My dog)

  • @dimitarbogojoski2102
    @dimitarbogojoski2102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    0:36 my girl is from Russia. Soo she likes it when it's cold.