How TRASH early RPG weapons be.

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  • @CalebCity
    @CalebCity  18 วันที่ผ่านมา +424

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    • @reygenne1
      @reygenne1 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      fr

    • @nindoninshu
      @nindoninshu 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@reygenne1 nahh how on earth did you comment before the comment you replied to

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      @bensoncheung2801 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      42 👍

    • @nindoninshu
      @nindoninshu 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@bensoncheung2801 when i saw his comment, it said 42 minutes ago for reygenne1 while it said 39 minutes ago for calebcity 🤯🤯

    • @dachannien
      @dachannien 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      You read VOGUE?!! I hope you were at the dentist, Frylock!

  • @SpookyStu
    @SpookyStu 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +7774

    I got a rusty dagger, a broken spear, or an ogre's toilet plunger. Take your pick.

    • @Evan-t6u
      @Evan-t6u 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +296

      @@SpookyStu the rusty dagger😭

    • @HologramicerYT
      @HologramicerYT 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +24

      😂😂

    • @thejester4130
      @thejester4130 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +536

      Ogre toilet plunger, it's at least likely to inflict poison

    • @JeredtheShy
      @JeredtheShy 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +204

      Toilet plunger has the best damage, too, deals weak poison

    • @ianyoder2537
      @ianyoder2537 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +182

      The spear is also rusty. Not the spear head, the wooden part.

  • @CalebCity
    @CalebCity  18 วันที่ผ่านมา +5936

    HAPPY NEW YEAR!

    • @TemperedJay92
      @TemperedJay92 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +27

      Happy New Years ❤️‼️

    • @HologramicerYT
      @HologramicerYT 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +22

      HAPPY NEW YEARS!!

    • @yn_sekai
      @yn_sekai 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      Yuh. You too.

    • @adrybiel777
      @adrybiel777 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Happy new year!!!

    • @jukeboxjuke
      @jukeboxjuke 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Happy New Year, Caleb 🙏🏿❤️

  • @DevonDeville
    @DevonDeville 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +5663

    At this point I’m just gonna have to go bare knuckle

    • @Evan-t6u
      @Evan-t6u 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +73

      For real🙏🏽😭

    • @Frostfang_Piglet
      @Frostfang_Piglet 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +55

      the best choice

    • @kodakazu8
      @kodakazu8 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +126

      Glass cannon Monk, who needs armor and weapons? 💪

    • @HologramicerYT
      @HologramicerYT 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      😂😂

    • @KingNedya
      @KingNedya 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +56

      In Skyrim if you play as a Khajiit, your bare hands are unironically better than early game weapons.

  • @AkaiKnight
    @AkaiKnight 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1628

    1:04 No actually that COULD be useful. Just equip and unequip it for a quick vibe check of everyone in the room.

    • @storm_wolfBH
      @storm_wolfBH 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +71

      I was thinking this

    • @BlackChrishi
      @BlackChrishi 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +116

      Or if you could figure a way to have your enemies equip it.. you gain the advantage

    • @sadi5713
      @sadi5713 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +101

      i waited for the shokeep to hold it and teh angry customer/adventurer to disappear.

    • @spiritskull2461
      @spiritskull2461 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

      ​@@BlackChrishithat would be useful against one enemy but hw we gonna make all of our enemies equip it?

    • @718NecroLeX
      @718NecroLeX 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +25

      I just thought it would be funny to have that equipped and see someone disappear right as you're talking to them 😂

  • @Kain01able
    @Kain01able 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1095

    Build Ideas:
    Sword of Relent - Non lethal combatant, for a pacifist run.
    Staff of Invisible Enemies - Become a Blind Fighter without being blind, so you can detect your enemies and still fight them effectively.
    Sword of Lightning - Be healed by lightning damage are manage to absorbe it so your attacks do lightning damage.
    Dove - Is actually hidden weapon that evolves if you 'raise' it during your adventures.
    Deaths Door - Explosion immunity or regeneration, so your doing AoE damage the entire time while you're fighting.
    This assumes the game isnt a shitshoe that actively hates the player.

    • @timothymcintire5747
      @timothymcintire5747 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +80

      Yeah some of this immediately came to mind, but nonetheless creative because my God those are some unorthodox builds. It's probably something you would see in POE 2

    • @SpideyRules-pq6be
      @SpideyRules-pq6be 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +40

      I wonder if the Staff of Invisible Enemies can work on a character in the game that's planning to betray you and your party (if you can have one) later.

    • @human-animalchimeraprohibi2143
      @human-animalchimeraprohibi2143 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

      Sword of invisible enemies doubles as the ultimate anti cyberbullying weapon.

    • @DigiCube4
      @DigiCube4 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      @@timothymcintire5747and just like that, I’m happy again

    • @dracoblizzard7944
      @dracoblizzard7944 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      You think of this but then realize that the only versions of these weapons in the game are low level and the "drawbacks" you're building around don't scale late into the game, so by the time you get the items to make the build work, it becomes useless again.

  • @Saintz1408
    @Saintz1408 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +3414

    “My inventory is diverse” - in hurting you in multiple ways

    • @doesithavetobemyrealname9515
      @doesithavetobemyrealname9515 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +48

      In *diverse* ways

    • @HologramicerYT
      @HologramicerYT 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +27

      in giving you emotional damage in multiple ways more like

    • @maskedbadass6802
      @maskedbadass6802 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      "Diversity is our S̵t̵r̵e̵n̵g̵t̵h̵ Weakness"

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      If nothing else. Literally, nothing else.

    • @2380knight
      @2380knight 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Either you’re everywhere or that pfp is just popular

  • @KaiBuscusHD
    @KaiBuscusHD 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1764

    And what's crazy when you buy the weapon or armor from the store, minutes later you kill a enemy and then they drop the same item if not a better version of the item making you look even more stupider

    • @Trigger99X
      @Trigger99X 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +55

      Just flashed back to a circle toons animation

    • @crediblesalamander8056
      @crediblesalamander8056 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +204

      you accidentally buy it and it costs 50 gold. you try to resell it and they give you 3 silver.

    • @IcespherePlaysGames
      @IcespherePlaysGames 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +58

      That doesn't mean you're dumb, the merchant is just that good at their job.

    • @MrMegaSuperDuperMe
      @MrMegaSuperDuperMe 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +25

      To be fair, you can get that money back by defeating enemies (even though monsters don't really have a need for money, so why do they have it?).

    • @onsynaptical
      @onsynaptical 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      @@MrMegaSuperDuperMe i know the topic is on generic rpg monsters, but
      undertale

  • @whotheo4878
    @whotheo4878 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +3104

    Imagine bopping everyone with the stick that makes enemies go away to see if they’re an enemy or not. A king could really use that staff.

    • @bwiz4072
      @bwiz4072 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +189

      I would love to see this trope in an isakai anime

    • @drpepperbidet
      @drpepperbidet 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +278

      i thought the shopkeep was gonna pick it up to put it away and see that the customer vanished bc he was getting so mad

    • @456death654
      @456death654 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      That's not how it works..

    • @whotheo4878
      @whotheo4878 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +140

      @@456death654It detects malice. If they are in the middle of attempting any form of action with mal-intent, such as trying to lead you astray, why would it not work?
      Of course, it would probably not work when they’re just standing there. It would require finagling and he would have to keep the staff’s senses under wraps.

    • @asterisk7906
      @asterisk7906 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      Except that the king would then forward not see their enemy 🧐

  • @bobbodaskank
    @bobbodaskank 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +182

    Actually, an RPG about having to take a cursed item and build around its limitations would actually be pretty sick. "So the sword strikes me with lightning? So if I can find lightning immunity, I just need to get really, REALLY melee with my enemies? Might pair well with the Shield of Getting Jumped."

    • @syrelian
      @syrelian 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      "And this Cuirass of Rubber Entrapment would suffice for defense"

    • @Yonkage-ik5qb
      @Yonkage-ik5qb 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      This is basically Noita. There are plenty of spells, and plenty of environmental hazards, that make a shitton of fire and/or explosions. If you can manage to get perks to be immune to both of those... well, you basically just go around nonstop *FIREBALL!* everything around you and don't get hurt by your own chaos

    • @erikdanny4522
      @erikdanny4522 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Darkest Dungeon Trinkets: dw, I gotchu

    • @Soheil-ev6ls
      @Soheil-ev6ls 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Pretty much Noita

  • @2minuss
    @2minuss 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +45

    2:27
    The bewildered "uh, novelty!" is absolutely hilarious!

  • @somepianoguy
    @somepianoguy 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1671

    "Reverse enchanted" is going in my vocabulary. I have no idea when I'm ever going to use it, but it'll be there when it's needed.

    • @NinthSettler
      @NinthSettler 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +35

      -1 sword

    • @chaosdude2345
      @chaosdude2345 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +44

      "I'm so unluckyyyyy!"
      "I wouldn't call you that. Your fortune's more... reverse-enchanted."

    • @Zayindjejfj
      @Zayindjejfj 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +33

      "You're not ugly... Just... reverse-pretty."

    • @productivestruggle9489
      @productivestruggle9489 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      "Bro's drip game is *in reverse* "

    • @SL4PSH0CK
      @SL4PSH0CK 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Some EA exec or live service ahh excuse

  • @TrickyTalon23
    @TrickyTalon23 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +961

    This is why pickpocketing is the OP strategy in this game. Sneak these anti-weapons into the pockets of your enemies, provoke them to attack you, and then they kill themselves without you lifting a finger against them.

    • @lifanovl
      @lifanovl 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

      Genius

    • @DrPumpkinz
      @DrPumpkinz 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +41

      putpocketing

    • @howyoudoin926
      @howyoudoin926 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      “You must be level ______ to use this item”

    • @maestromgx
      @maestromgx 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Final Fantasy IX getting mage masher on the first encounter in nutshell

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      You can also just trade weapons. They probably have something better after all.

  • @driptoohardjimtropf6759
    @driptoohardjimtropf6759 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +290

    "I do have some other good swords but unfortunately you are.... Not high enough lvl for them..."

    • @Gna-rn7zx
      @Gna-rn7zx 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +25

      You can't handle my potions, traveler. They're too strong for you!

  • @Solesteam
    @Solesteam 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +28

    The Copper Axe intended for tree chopping warding off the undead and eyes of demons while the actual Shortsword can barely handle the first slime you come across.

    • @maurynlloren5065
      @maurynlloren5065 5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      is this fucking Terraria I swear to gourd

  • @Whatissentience
    @Whatissentience 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +53

    0:13 I own that exact same sword as that Gladius

    • @shanks_7795
      @shanks_7795 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Brother me too😂

    • @kimrogers9315
      @kimrogers9315 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Me too

  • @ElfingDaddy
    @ElfingDaddy 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1165

    The invisibility sword is actually good if it detects malice. You could just touch anyone you're suspicious about to see if they're secretly plotting against you.

    • @seekiwanis
      @seekiwanis 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +247

      but once you expose them u still gotta box em with bare knucks😭😭

    • @Biodeamon
      @Biodeamon 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

      I was thinking that'd be the joke at the end

    • @MorfsPrower
      @MorfsPrower 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +84

      They call me the Ghost Warrior. I've been assaulted by ghosts my whole life. Ever since I picked up this cool looking rod from a strange merchant, I've only ever had conversations with pleasant people... and I've been attacked by ghosts ever since. Imagine: fighting hordes of the unseen undead, with only your fists and your bonking stick. That is my life. And this is my tale. Everyone calls me crazy, they say I was attacked by people, but I don't see 'em. They're ghosts.

    • @womp47
      @womp47 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +46

      @@seekiwanis and theyre invisible too so gl dodging any punches

    • @VeeZzz123
      @VeeZzz123 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

      Yeah, I would have bought it, and used it on the seller, because shit is ridiculous, gotta make sure

  • @KirbyLinkACW
    @KirbyLinkACW 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1232

    Meanwhile, EarthBound characters fighting gods with baseball bats and yo-yos.

    • @Alphachad0
      @Alphachad0 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +85

      They also had frying pans, swords, death rays, and bazookas, too.

    • @taluca8474
      @taluca8474 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +74

      @Alphachad0 you forgot they use bottle rockets. Let that sink in. They beat them with homemade rockets made with bottles

    • @CommanderCamo
      @CommanderCamo 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +25

      ⁠@Alphachad0Ah yes, my favorite deadly weapon, the frying pan.

    • @Alphachad0
      @Alphachad0 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      @@CommanderCamo A strong enough blow can cause brain damage though

    • @MorfsPrower
      @MorfsPrower 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

      Probably the most normal RPG tools they had was the PK. Psychic elemental attacks pretty much just heir apparent to magic. So it's 3 psychic children, one of them a trained prince-warrior, and the prodigal son of a great inventor, fighting the incarnation of evil with household objects and kid's toys... and the occasional bazooka and ray gun.

  • @Theorybind
    @Theorybind 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +417

    "Are you impervious to lightning?" The excitement in the shopkeep's voice 😄

    • @Exp.Expenria
      @Exp.Expenria 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I've been wanting to know forever what is the song that plays at
      th-cam.com/video/x2Y5-4kLb5I/w-d-xo.html

    • @emeraldphx
      @emeraldphx 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      If he WAS impervious to lightning tho, prolly the best option fr

  • @lifesfailure939
    @lifesfailure939 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    The fact this is like Caleb’s 3rd video on RPG weapons and every single flaw they have 😭

  • @Dinosaurman34
    @Dinosaurman34 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +53

    If you don’t want any of the weapons, that’s fine.
    What about a shield?
    The Un-shield!
    Any time you use this shield to block an attack a small portion of the shield will break off into splinters that damage you for the same amount you blocked!
    On sale for 3 gold.

    • @MrMegaSuperDuperMe
      @MrMegaSuperDuperMe 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      Or the Stun Shield!
      A shield that paralyzes you, leaving you a sitting duck because you can't even raise it up to protect yourself. 2 Gold.

    • @WereCatStudio
      @WereCatStudio 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@MrMegaSuperDuperMe Shield that blocks all healing done to you at the expense of enemies dealing twice the damage to you.

    • @wesnohathas1993
      @wesnohathas1993 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Shield that makes all damage you take a critical hit.
      I'm not even meming at this point that one's just a real example.

  • @Zarroxius
    @Zarroxius 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +225

    They gonna have you thugging it out with a toothpick, and then ask you to go slay the Devil in the next 5 minutes 😭

    • @antonhanna2423
      @antonhanna2423 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

      That just sounds like the backstory of an anime assassin low-key. Like, imagine if the last step of your assassin training involved killing a set number of people (whether they're actual targets or just former students of your master who dropped out and became their own assassins or whatever) and you were specifically instructed to murder them with just a toothpick.
      Don't get me wrong, Bullseye is one of my favorite Daredevil villains. But last time I checked, unless I've got some sort of Isekai power-up BS, I will *never* be Bullseye. Bare minimum, I'd barely make it to John Wick status.

  • @Pickoffarwim
    @Pickoffarwim 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +410

    2:20 “Its a 50/50 chance per strike” 😂

    • @IcespherePlaysGames
      @IcespherePlaysGames 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +40

      I like those odds. Even if I blow up it's AOE damage.

    • @freshswagga100
      @freshswagga100 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@IcespherePlaysGamesyeah but i doubt your getting up afterwards so double KO

    • @hewhobattles8869
      @hewhobattles8869 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      ​​@@IcespherePlaysGames But why would you use that as your primary weapon? Even if the explosion damages nearby enemies, shouldn't it be your last resort? Like I can understand using it to escape a dragon, demon, or something. I can even understand using it as a distraction. But as far as regular enemies go, I wouldn't recommend it.

    • @sparrow_solas
      @sparrow_solas 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

      Just throw it at your enemies

    • @--story--
      @--story-- 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      And then he gets zapped by lightning without even striking 😂

  • @grimmw.d6109
    @grimmw.d6109 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +297

    "it resists combat now" 😂

  • @chimedemon
    @chimedemon 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    The first one could be used for acting and pretending you’re weapon is deadly in battle, the lightning one could be spun around and stabbed into enemies- with a little goblin strapped to the handle, and the spear could be thrown at enemies, you tell them “catch!” And grab it, rendering you invisible.
    When you’re poor you make due with what you got.

  • @edelbrock443
    @edelbrock443 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    The sword that strikes you with lightning is the kind of thing that would be meta with a build that reflects lightning.

  • @devinwilson7166
    @devinwilson7166 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +106

    Don’t forget about the absolutely busted boss weapons that literally one hit you while you’re basically using the equivalent of a butter knife

    • @Ezekiel_Burton
      @Ezekiel_Burton 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      @BababooeyGooey fr it's always super nerfed once you get your hands on it 🙄

  • @tiffa808
    @tiffa808 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +180

    2:01 that sounds like a pokedex entry.

    • @TheNinja94a
      @TheNinja94a 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +25

      1:44 you mean?

  • @Fodimin
    @Fodimin 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +211

    Reminds me of that one item in FF6 where it's complete trash for legit 1000 fights then it becomes the best equipment in the game, evil design

    • @mujariwa3696
      @mujariwa3696 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

      Lol in 2023 I played Ninja Gaiden Sigma. Got my ass busted throughout the game almost until the end. Then I found out that the trash wooden sword you get in the beginning can be upgraded to become the most OP weapon in the game. My revenge didn't last long but damn it was fun. 😂

    • @曉p-p7t
      @曉p-p7t 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      Same thing in ff7 DoC. You found a toy gun in the game, but later it upgrade into ultima weapon. My senses blew up

    • @Lorekeeperhaos
      @Lorekeeperhaos 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Cursed Shield was certainly an item.

  • @discgolfwes
    @discgolfwes 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Now you buy the armor that makes you invulnerable to lightning but saps your strength

  • @HotStrange
    @HotStrange 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Man I’m so glad you’re still here making videos and killing it. Happy new year!

  • @peterkuever4069
    @peterkuever4069 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +178

    Lemme Guess, The Salesman secretly had an Op One hit kill weapon that that kills the user of the sword too.. One use, Two deaths

    • @hewhobattles8869
      @hewhobattles8869 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      "My father gave me this sword, but he told me to never use it offensively. I never knew why until one day my best friend asked to borrow it for a duel. He won the duel. But lost his life. I tried for years to destroy the sword, but it wouldn't take. Now the only thing I can do is sell but warn people of its curse."

    • @sparrow_solas
      @sparrow_solas 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Regular swords are also typically one hit kill

    • @MetaFanWing
      @MetaFanWing 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Very efficient.

    • @realrickyshea
      @realrickyshea 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@sparrow_solas Depends on where the person is hit, though.

  • @666HeroHero
    @666HeroHero 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +208

    01:14 is the average Noita weapon

    • @tanakisoup
      @tanakisoup 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +60

      I once made a wand so powerful it wiped out everything on screen. Unfortunately, I was on screen too…

    • @mingus444_gaming
      @mingus444_gaming 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      evil ass name

    • @WilliamBalati
      @WilliamBalati 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      That f**king lighting spell man :(

    • @mingus444_gaming
      @mingus444_gaming 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      mark of the beast ahh name

  • @cosmicgoggles4905
    @cosmicgoggles4905 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +51

    Rpgs will have you go from a half naked person beating a crab with a stick, to fighting god.

    • @TimDaGoof
      @TimDaGoof 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      🤣🤣🤣🤣 literally

    • @ItzYufo
      @ItzYufo 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Elden Ring

    • @wesnohathas1993
      @wesnohathas1993 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      And then on second playthrough you go for a challenge run and become a half naked person beating god with a stick.

  • @magi1134
    @magi1134 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    The invisibleness staff is good for fighting enemies that hurt you when you see them. Like a medusa or insanity eyes.
    striking the user with lightning is very helpful, if the enemy decides to steal your weapon, or it could be used as bait for thieves.
    it essentially acts as a power source and a lightning rod.

    • @miniverse2002
      @miniverse2002 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Lightning absorb = free healing

  • @Ajc-ni3xn
    @Ajc-ni3xn 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    0:30 thought he was gonna say “no, cursed weapons are very useful. this is reverse enchanted.”

  • @ryatt9365
    @ryatt9365 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +99

    Early Elden Ring merchants giving you actual sticks and rocks with the worst scaling possible:

    • @GreenDotM
      @GreenDotM 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Bloodhounds fang💀

    • @ItzYufo
      @ItzYufo 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      And your starting weapon is usually better anyway

  • @kleinmoretti_thefool
    @kleinmoretti_thefool 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +91

    The monthly upload arrives for the new year

  • @Zeus_15
    @Zeus_15 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +344

    2:36 the way he got hit by lightning 😭😭

    • @sufferdude0537
      @sufferdude0537 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +38

      Getting hit by sound is crazy

    • @Roeclean
      @Roeclean 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      🎉🎉🎉🎉

    • @Queeze101
      @Queeze101 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      By the WHAT? 👀

    • @NewsToAstonish
      @NewsToAstonish 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      You mean the way he got hit by lightning. 😅

    • @Zeus_15
      @Zeus_15 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@Queeze101 bro you understand

  • @PalaceIV
    @PalaceIV 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    These RPG sketches are insanely funny. They're always some of my favorite content from you. This one was no exception.

  • @EtherForce
    @EtherForce 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Bro went in the wrong door and found the cursed weapons dealer.

  • @_Arkane
    @_Arkane 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +28

    When Caleb does the merchant voice, it always gets me. 🤣

  • @LolItsAbl
    @LolItsAbl 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +79

    "how does that even determine what an enemy is" is wild 😂

  • @existence3466
    @existence3466 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +33

    Best skits on youtube, Happy new year everyone ❤

    • @killahKnigr
      @killahKnigr 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Then don’t watch

    • @Exp.Expenria
      @Exp.Expenria 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I've been wanting to know forever what is the song that plays at
      th-cam.com/video/x2Y5-4kLb5I/w-d-xo.html

    • @call.me.slushy7941
      @call.me.slushy7941 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      woahh can i have sum money im broke😭😭

  • @ReaIHuman
    @ReaIHuman 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    We all know you're just going to pick up a broken dagger from a fallen foe.

  • @PrMultivers
    @PrMultivers 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I will 100% add those to my D&D campaign! Alongside the Target Shield, a shield with a bull's eye motif that make it easier for enemies to attack you, and the Mirrored Bow, a magical bow that mirror it shots, every time you shoot an arrow at an enemy, the bow also shoots an arrow at you!

  • @JabYT1
    @JabYT1 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +234

    0:49 I need the name of this music/sound effect 😭

    • @shoulakom6340
      @shoulakom6340 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +57

      ​@@JetPackDiddybro was born in frown town

    • @Connective23
      @Connective23 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +24

      ​@JetPackDiddy The context of their crying face means they really need the music/sound effect

    • @mynanaysp
      @mynanaysp 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Same😂

    • @MichZilla90
      @MichZilla90 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

      @@JetPackDiddy buddy you have Diddy in your name you can NOT be talking 😭😭😭😭😭

    • @JetPackDiddy
      @JetPackDiddy 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      @@MichZilla90 ​ the context of the 😭 face means you really need something... some Diddy? Well... here i am 😌

  • @darkmatter1721
    @darkmatter1721 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +163

    And on the other hand, Baldur’s Gate 3 gives you a flaming greatsword in the first 5 mins that can carry you to the very end of the game

    • @auby1212
      @auby1212 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +45

      i meannnn, that’s if you can beat a guy who resists all but like 3 damage types and can one shot you, within a pretty tight time limit. you gotta earn that thing, it ain’t just give it to you

    • @Gamingcat78
      @Gamingcat78 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

      @@auby1212 or just swap spells on shadowheart to give Command and use Command: Drop, take the sword and run away

    • @HologramicerYT
      @HologramicerYT 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      very true

    • @Alcomedy
      @Alcomedy 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

      Gives?! Its either you kill the dude with the sword (who's eight times stronger than you) or you do some goofy tactics to steal the sword from him. Otherwise, every vendor in the first act of Baldur's Gate 3 is what this skit is about lol

    • @OGSpriteF2
      @OGSpriteF2 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@auby1212 If u equip the spell that lets u force enemies to drop weapons on shadowheart u can jus steal it and dip, but tbf its a pretty low chance to succeed so you'd prolly have to save scum but yeah

  • @CrazyWizza
    @CrazyWizza 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +25

    It’s always a sword. Could be iron, steel, or wood but it’s always a sword.
    Happy New Year, everyone 🎉

  • @nicolasn12
    @nicolasn12 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Then after you get your trash equipment, a rare enemy spawns and you are handed to death. Then after you are actually ready to fight it, it never spawns.

  • @osirussolomoninvictus9275
    @osirussolomoninvictus9275 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Maaan, you had me laughing so hard, I stayed for the whole ad, fam😂

  • @VoidZeroNothing
    @VoidZeroNothing 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    Oh hell yeah, first CalebCity upload of the new year. That's how you know this year is gonna be good.
    We are all probably screwed and gonna die, but we'll be entertained, at least.

  • @justerw
    @justerw 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    The Staff Of Invisible Enemies would be an S-Tier support weapon, as it would allow you to reveal any traitors in your party

    • @Quizzicalotl
      @Quizzicalotl 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      "Reveal"

    • @xerveeon
      @xerveeon 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      @@Quizzicalotl Perhaps, "reverse-reveal"?

    • @justerw
      @justerw 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Quizzicalotl WELL, as stated by the merchant, they only disappear TO YOU, so if you brought a friend along then you would be fine

  • @abrawlhallaaddictv2.082
    @abrawlhallaaddictv2.082 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

    You could just hold the sword of relent by the blade and strike with the handle as a sort of bludgeon. The merchant said it would be like striking with a twig, so you would probably get higher damage by striking with the handle instead of the blade

    • @scoth_the_first
      @scoth_the_first 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Well sword do cut by slashing, and there's a whole technique of grabbing the blade and hitting people with the hilt.

    • @JMS849
      @JMS849 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Pass the blunt bro

  • @Memesrfunny9
    @Memesrfunny9 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I love how expressive and animated the shop keeper is calebcity has truly mastered the art of acting

  • @Afrologist
    @Afrologist 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Blade & Sorcery literally gives you rusty, chipped weapons as your first set in Crystal Hunt. Very quickly learned to use my fists only, use weapons exclusively for golems.

  • @otitookafor1552
    @otitookafor1552 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +87

    “It looks so equiptable” for those who know

    • @prons_gaming5083
      @prons_gaming5083 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      *phases through it and touches wall*

    • @Goku-fn3qd
      @Goku-fn3qd 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Atleast he’s high enough level to get these… useful weapons

    • @NikkeiZX
      @NikkeiZX 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      atleast this time he's high enough level 😂

  • @SentinelVprime7832
    @SentinelVprime7832 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    1:32 to be honest, you can just raise the sword and basically redirected to your enemy that actually can be good

  • @yuqipan7570
    @yuqipan7570 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    Caleb only comes back when he needs more money to game and binge anime istg

  • @leovice6505
    @leovice6505 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I would need that staff of invisible enemies to check out staff on a full day at work, to spot friendly coworker that are actually evil.

  • @everybodysenemyii1334
    @everybodysenemyii1334 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    Prince of Persia: Here’s a stick! Here have a butter knife!

  • @KingCRISAS17
    @KingCRISAS17 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    The way he said "hgh hng" after he said "strikes it's user with lightening" was 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Halo-lg7rq
    @Halo-lg7rq 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

    0:25 its not cursed if its from the reverse enchanted region of France

  • @Aceathon
    @Aceathon 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    "No no no, a curse is when you CAN'T unequip it even though you want to."

  • @WindusWaiter
    @WindusWaiter 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    “I’m a merchant in enemy territory, what did you expect?”

    • @Quizzicalotl
      @Quizzicalotl 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Wait, enemy territory? *pokes merchant with the Sword of Invisible enemies*

  • @nairu807
    @nairu807 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

    1:20 this sword will be good for those who are like the lightning god dragon in fairytale that gets stronger for eating lightning. So by holding it like Zoro, this sword will buff ye hard

  • @donny1836
    @donny1836 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    "Why are you selling this to people"
    "Novelty"
    Hmmm understandable have a nice day

  • @Babydragon-u5l2z
    @Babydragon-u5l2z 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Happy New year Caleb بحييك من مصر

  • @Historicutuber
    @Historicutuber 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    “That was a joke! Why are you selling this to people?” 😂😂

  • @genghisdingus
    @genghisdingus 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I think I'll just keep using the paper bag shoes that give me 0.5% accuracy bonus and punch my enemies to death.

  • @TJ-fu5kr
    @TJ-fu5kr 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Being a Caleb fan that doesn't game at all means I only understand like 1 out of 5 videos but i stick around because that 1 video is always fire.

  • @oli.complex
    @oli.complex 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    When u defeat a low level enemy and they drop used tissue paper

  • @cutterofflames8331
    @cutterofflames8331 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +100

    Bros rent is due😂

    • @HologramicerYT
      @HologramicerYT 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      it really is 😂😂

    • @kotoamatsukami9230
      @kotoamatsukami9230 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      For a trash TH-camr maybe. But seeing how all his videos are funny nah. But I do know you, your mom and dad (if he hasn't left) is struggling 🤣😂😂🤣

    • @that1introvert.
      @that1introvert. 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@kotoamatsukami9230bros mad at a yt comment 😭🙏

    • @seekiwanis
      @seekiwanis 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@kotoamatsukami9230 Wuh duh fuh was that about☹️

    • @gameinc8828
      @gameinc8828 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@kotoamatsukami9230 he's funny, but he does upload very, very rarely. And they're all sponsored.
      Rent is due

  • @JbasiBoi
    @JbasiBoi วันที่ผ่านมา

    2:21 “WHY ARE YOU SELLING THIS TO PEOPLE?” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @EbonforgeTV
    @EbonforgeTV 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Bro should have gone back to the other merchant and got the boxing glove.

  • @DavidRobert-ni5hz
    @DavidRobert-ni5hz 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +159

    *Happy New Year🎉🥳🎊*I'm favoured only God knows how much I praise Him,* $230k every 4weeks! | now have a big mansion and can now afford anything and also support God's work and the church.

    • @DavidRobert-ni5hz
      @DavidRobert-ni5hz 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Only God knows how much grateful i am. After so much struggles I now own a new house and my family is happy once again everything is finally falling into place!!

    • @CasandraCarlson
      @CasandraCarlson 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Wow that's huge, how do you make that much monthly?.. I have been looking for ways to be successful, please how??

    • @DavidRobert-ni5hz
      @DavidRobert-ni5hz 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      It's Ms. Evelyn Vera doing, she's changed my life.

    • @DavidRobert-ni5hz
      @DavidRobert-ni5hz 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      I started pretty low, though, $5000 thereabouts. The return came massive. Joey is in school doing well, telling me of new friends he's meeting in school. Thank you Evelyn Vera, you're a miracle.

    • @Ryancooke763
      @Ryancooke763 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Wow...I know her too she is a licensed broker and a FINRA agent she is popular in
      US and Canada she is really amazing woman with good skills and experience.

  • @Dragona-
    @Dragona- 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    +7 damage my beloved

  • @seemingly_useless8700
    @seemingly_useless8700 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    PoE players on their way to make all these weapons viable:

  • @Canlass
    @Canlass 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Dude has been uploading for more than 8 years, and he's still releasing bangers. the quality seriously never goes down.

  • @5MadMovieMakers
    @5MadMovieMakers 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    It's dangerous to go alone, and even more dangerous to take these swords

  • @Evan-t6u
    @Evan-t6u 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    “Reverse enchantment”😂

  • @ibrahimadam6649
    @ibrahimadam6649 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +31

    I didn't know "recognition" 3:20 was pronounced like that 🤣🤣

    • @NoLimitSquad
      @NoLimitSquad 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Just peeped that too😂

    • @bbewlenibroc4570
      @bbewlenibroc4570 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Came to the comments to say this 😅 "recogg-nishen"

  • @Binjoconney586
    @Binjoconney586 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

    What’s the name of this music? 0:12

    • @RickDooblart-c3i
      @RickDooblart-c3i 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I've figured a few of his picks out previously but I can't get this one. Commenting to learn when you do.

    • @Binjoconney586
      @Binjoconney586 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@RickDooblart-c3i Okay thanks 🙏🏾

    • @KillherQween
      @KillherQween 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      omar came up - outta my mind

  • @theoverlordbear
    @theoverlordbear 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    I bet that shopkeeper's favorite customers are the self-imposed challengers. Doesn't matter if they're overpowered or not, he loves them the most. Heck, I even bet that he tends to get way more money than he asks for from doing business with them!

  • @DrSleeperAgent
    @DrSleeperAgent 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Honestly these weapons would make a good challenge run.

  • @shapeswitch_mood7221
    @shapeswitch_mood7221 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    The Sequel, at last!

  • @actuallyarbitrary4444
    @actuallyarbitrary4444 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    SO TRUE! Trash rgp weapons are garbage! I know right? I love this video, especially at 1:31 when he did that thing!

    • @guydude439
      @guydude439 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I remember when he did that one thing at 1:31 it was very ! Thanks for the immense amount of detail in this comment that doesn't leave anything up for interpretation.

    • @MrRein
      @MrRein 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      dead internet theory

    • @guydude439
      @guydude439 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @MrRein fr this bot isn't even trying to hide it

    • @actuallyarbitrary4444
      @actuallyarbitrary4444 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ⁠@@guydude439I am NOT a Dead Internet Theory bot. I just want to clarify, as I am simply a normal commenter like you!

  • @BinaryStar010
    @BinaryStar010 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    Those are some nice swords tho. Anyone know what this one at 1:39 is?

    • @imzeep9528
      @imzeep9528 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      It's Aragorn's ranger sword from Lord of the rings

    • @zwink7356
      @zwink7356 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      He explained it, didn't he?

    • @homulity5293
      @homulity5293 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Its called dove

    • @swishyo4312
      @swishyo4312 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Thats Strider

  • @Rowland4825
    @Rowland4825 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    The staff could be useful just to detect malice outside of combat and the first one would be a good sparring sword.

  • @carokann0964
    @carokann0964 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

    2:36 literally most perfectly edited and timed scream, caught me off guard

  • @Bagel692
    @Bagel692 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

    2:52 you can easily do that with window keys+ arrow keys.

  • @vladmanea6161
    @vladmanea6161 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +34

    0:40 actually this genuinley good weapon, since you could use it to detect who is going to betray you

    • @whitediamond6325
      @whitediamond6325 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      okay you've detected them, now you can't see them and they're deffo gonna betray you now with this new power, ggs

    • @RevengeOfThaNerd
      @RevengeOfThaNerd 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Yeah... You'll never see em coming 🙃

    • @yogescast3
      @yogescast3 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Use it on yourself and see how you betray the world 🍉

    • @DequanVassell-q3e
      @DequanVassell-q3e 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      This makes zero sense

    • @RevengeOfThaNerd
      @RevengeOfThaNerd 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@DequanVassell-q3e and 15 other people agreed.

  • @Rubens-Jean-Baptiste
    @Rubens-Jean-Baptiste 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    1:25 Omg 😂

  • @Chibuga
    @Chibuga 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Plot twist: The Shop Owner has secretly been hired by the main villain to sell bad items so that no adventurer ever reaches them.

  • @ShdwVoItrix
    @ShdwVoItrix 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I would have bought the Staff of Invisible Enemies to see if the shopkeeper disappeared.

  • @TwinTailsRyu
    @TwinTailsRyu 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    “reverse enchant” reminds me of EA calling lootboxes “surprise mechanics” 😂

  • @kinciscorner
    @kinciscorner 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Dude made a skit but brought out real dope looking weapons. This is really just to show off and it worked.

  • @adaptable1553
    @adaptable1553 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    The part he didn't mention is that you get a massive debuff you try to play without a weapon.
    You get forced to collapse onto the ground completely paralyzed after you successfully land any hit on an enemy unarmed.

  • @tommybeats9241
    @tommybeats9241 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    facts bro early game weapons take like 10 hits to kill an enemy and break in 3

  • @emanyzal9813
    @emanyzal9813 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

    So nice of the shopkeeper to appraise weapons for free, otherwise your death the moment you use them would be a surprise