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you dont play the piano in russia, *the piano plays you*
Piayes
kinky
*aggressively plays soldier of dance at 5x speed*
Reminders me of Coraline lol
I’m getting knockoff Pokémon nft ads pls send help
7:07
That, Robin, is a basking shark, the second largest species of shark
They eat little shrimp, krill and other zooplankton
They are practically harmless to people as they just hang their mouth open and don't suck prey in
Edit: As I was correctly reminded by TheGraveKnight, the basking shark is an endangered species and great care must be taken around these scary looking but timid and gentle giants
thank you for the explanation, medic from tf2
@@brayonyx14 gerne geschehen
and also endangered iirc, either way pogshark is great
BASKING SHARK BASKET
Is that another name for the whale shark? Cuz I'm pretty shure this is one
Dragons breathing a flammable liquid(or gas) isn't something new. It is literally the only way for them to produce flames scientifically, by going down a similar route to the bombardier beetle.
Heck, both the HTTYD movies and the original HTTYD books explained how dragons could produce flames(or other such projectiles). Plus that's only 1 dragon simulation from what I can see.
its called they can turn their breath into flames via magic
@@geraldballinger6428 notice the word "scientifically"
Science =/= magic. magic is fiction and science is fact.
then again, we are talking about fire breathing reptiles that can fly so... meh.
@@endarus6053 Alright but hear me out. Magic.
God bless the internet.
About 5 years before the first HTTYD book was written, a psx game called Deathtrap Dungeon had a medieval style flamethrower that had a little flaming torch at the mouth of the gvn's barrel and its ammo was barrels of "dragon bile". If you pull the trigger it causes the bile to spray over the torch and well... do what flamethrowers do.
Is nobody gonna talk about how good the mickey impression at 1:12 was?
I'm kinda SCARED of how good it was!
@@NeuviTheHydro ikr, looks like I ain’t the only who won’t sleep tonight
this is what I was looking for-
I have a friend who lets us tell her things to say in a mickey impression. We've had her sing Never Gonna Give You Up, had her say something along the lines of "I've killed your entire family", and my personal favorite- "I'm coming for your kneecaps! haha!!"
Hire this man to voice act Mickey. NOW.
Robin: "I'm done for the day I need to rest."
Me: *in Mr.Incredible voice* "Me too, kid."
"Water's favourite cookie, Oreo. The snack that smiles back, Poptarts." What the actual fuc-
1:36 Yes, it does say minimum. Just squint a bit and you’ll see very tiny lines that connect.
I do love that attention to detail. It's hard to make out, but it absolutely spells minimum
Yeah I saw too
III I II I III II III hope this helps anyone who doesnt see it
Just a question
Do the i's not need the dots on top?
@@GuyfromtheWAN in this case maybe but it's still ok without them in many other cases
The 'safety conditions' one... they're on a snow lift. So they aren't super super high, just going up the side of a mountain.
True, but the lack of any kind of restraint is _deeply_ concerning.
Snow king ski lifts are still quite high off the ground, It would still be deadly to fall off.
The snot sucker is very real. My mom said the ones she had to buy for me when I were a baby didn't have a little mesh to stop the snot from going into the mouth, so you had to time it and stop sucking.
gross
Hey, my mom had one of those too I think
@@hdw_Kn yes it's very gross. I'm glad we have the squeeze ones now
I saw this at a store and my reaction was just "wtf?"
Same
The "deep sea monster" is a basking shark, which get their name from the fact that they hang out at the surface level because of the sunlight. They only eat plankton, and are non hostile
Their throat is also the size of a grape fruit
Cake WHATer?
The only scary thing in the ocean
@@midnightbeans2733 shark pog is not really scary at all
So.. kid friendly shark?
7:09 is a basking shark. They are passive, and usually have an open mouth.
They can actually close their mouths and yet they look equally as horrifying even with their mouth shut.
@@jadenmolter-castiglioni8661 Right. Edited again
What's even more unsettling: They look like they don't have teeth but they have around 1,500 very small teeth in their mouths. These animals are absolutely frightening
Shark pog 🦈
@@jadenmolter-castiglioni8661 no cute
Ok but that cat bed labyrinth would actually be perfect. I'm so used to my male cat (and occasionally my female) going under the bed and doing whatever, and plus this way I wouldn't have to worry about anything under my bed except for cats and demons small enough to fit in a cat maze (I dont like spiders or mice under my bed)
(11:00) Bruh I’m sitting here laughing my ass off at “Calcium cannons”, not only is the thought of calling them calcium cannons inherently a little funny, but Robin’s delivery of the phrase makes it 75% better.
I was not prepared, the game was rigged from the start.
8:45 this reminds me of the Tumblr post that literally asked "what if mayonnaise came in cans" to which someone replied "that would suck because you wouldn't be able to microwave it"
10:22 is a search and rescue robot for disasterareas, ranging from natural disasters towarzones. It collects incapacitated people for medical attention and cadavers in clean up. It hasn't taken off... For some reason. 🙄
Imagine being too injured to get away and seeing a bunch of these things collecting bodies around you - some very much alive and screaming - and you don't know what they are. Then you see one has spotted you and is coming for you. 😱
No I'm pretty sure that's an enemy from Horizon Zero Dawn, and they'll cause the apocalypse once they multiply.
Yep once they figure out how to make themselves we will be doomed as we can’t even make an ai like Gaia to restart the planet
Hey thanks for that visual, I hope your pillow is always a bit hotter than the room temperature in the summers and colder and moist in the winter
@@lindanimatedno that’s V1 from ULTRAKILL
Thats literally just the Mechon from Xenoblade
11:11 In theory at least, it is possible for a snake to breathe fire, though the conditions must be perfect. The way this would work is that a snake eats a rather large meal, and said meal starts to decay inside the snake's stomach before it's digested completely, and fills with flammable Hydrogen and Methane gasses. Eventually, the pressure of this gas buildup and the digestion of the prey's skin will cause it to burst, causing the snake to burp up said gas, and if there just happens to be a spark or open flame in exactly the right spot, it'll ignite the gas, and there you go. A fire-breathing snake.
That is..terrifying actually. Thank you for that
@@glados4759 You're welcome.
Instead of making a funny comment, I just wanna say hi to the emkay person who reads the comments. Would you like an egg dearest emkay?
Ha" know what? Yes" yes I would.🥚
May I have an eggo? Please?
@@th3rian_w1ngs both replies to this comment currently shall receive eggs
@@egg-cafe aye lemme get some to bro 😍
@@UmbrellaCorporationFiredMe egg
I get that emkay saturates their thumbnails to make them more clickable without being obnoxious but I thought the piano player’s hands were bleeding.
Lol same
I thought they were the hands of a female grinch
it's just frye from splatoon 3
7:07 That’s a basking shark. They’re harmless filter feeders
? Wrong time stamp?
@@LeoTheTurtle sorry about that. Fixed it now!
@@Phantom682 ok 👍
If yall didnt get the “moisturise me” joke, that looks like Cassandra, a character that is literally a thin stretched piece of skin on the 2nd episode of the 1st series of the reboot of Doctor Who who needs to be constantly moisturised by acid to stay alive
Excuse me, *what?*
@@bannedinairports9619 mmhm! Her life was extended through a series of seven hundred and eight plastic surgery operations until she was nothing but a piece of skin stretched onto a frame with eyes and a mouth, connected to a brain in a jar below. The skin had to be constantly moisturised to keep it from drying out.
Why did you remind me of her…
8:56
This is a specimen of SCP-1027. Make sure you keep it fed.
Yep
i found this picture when i searched scp-1027, it was just colour changed
9:17 I understood every word of that
The real reason The Addisons™ left Spamton
@@ChairTheBee"Great, he's a furry..."
8:26 this is real, I see it every time I go to Walmart
This makes me want to know who actually uses these. They're on the shelves so someone's buying them.
@@th3_s1lly_ my mother actually had one at one point, it’s not like the snot and stuff goes into the parent’s mouth, it has this thing to block that
9:30 that will make hospital visits more fun.
just imagine the nurse walks in with a giant spider on a leash into the room and the doctor reaches in its ass for a fresh set of bandages
3:00 one is Donald duck
10:26 That Peter impersonation got me laughing so damn hard
5:44 excuse me, what?!?
Yea this
I had a cackling whiplash at 5:40 because i had forgotten that even happened. Thank you for bringing up that hilarious horror back into my mind, i absolutely hate it.
Everybody gangsta until the piano plays you
What's it called when you have a fear of pianos? Cuz' I have it now...
@@theoguncleslappy9150 pianope
@@theoguncleslappy9150 instruments of torture
Hmmmmfggkkh...
That's a wholesome bottom feeding shark. There's no scale but it could be a basking shark or a whale shark. You can barely fit a child in a basking shark. Sharks are such wonderful creatures I love them!
You are a freaking weirdo and i like that about you
4:03 His name is Siegward. Don’t call him an onion, he hates it.
11:40 Percy Jackson is the first thing I thought of.
9:22 actually they’ve genetically modified goats to produce the spider silk in their milk.
Honestly that's the type of horrifying that keeps us answering as a species. At least the goats aren't getting hurt in the process and we don't have to farm spiders that way
7:07 imagine Robin not being able to recognize a basking shark.
3:30
Sheet music is the farewell waltz by Chopin. Very fitting, illustrator.
2:41 For a frame there's an image of a fire extinguisher with an apron in a kitchen screaming horrified at a burning stove that's hooked up to a propane tank, which then proceeds to throw off its apron and get the hell out of there
(p.s. why does the apron look like it's doing a pose for a fashion shoot)
0:33 now thats cursed, truly the most weirdest thing I've seen since a drog, a dog and frog hybrid.
7:11 This underwater creature is called a Basking Shark. Their non-hostile behavior due to them being filter feeders, much like the very well known Whale Shark. If you get the opportunity to see one, don’t be afraid. All you have to do is make sure you don’t get hit by their massive tail. Other than that, you can pet them and interact with them as much as you want, as long as you don’t try to hurt them.
2:54, the boy’s expression is how creepy those costumes are
5:16 yeah toxic attack on titan fans started review-bombing bluey because one of the episodes hit the 2nd spot on imdb and they got pissed...
1:54 funny how we have another species but now we have moosions.
As a pianist, I can confirm that that’s how piano’s work. 100%.
9:38 we've made goats that make spider silk before I think.
7:10 Yes, it is in fact a shark; and it’s harmless outside of psychic damage, it’s called a megamouth shark (yes, really), they only eat krill
Can confirm, the snot sucker is a real thing. They have them all around where I live
7:24 baby steps
Man got so shocked he turned into Mickey for a sec 1:06
8:22 that is real, and I have seen some mothers using that at the dinner table. Truly traumatizing.
3:24 they were too focused on whether they could but you never asked if they should
That “im gonna get ya!” Was hauntingly accurate.
I won’t sleep tonight.
The "Deep Sea" monster is actually a very frendly surface dwelling filter feeder that will not intentionally hurt you.
2:29 this makes me unbelievably happy
11:29 A HIDEOUS ZIPPLE BACK!
And the Monstrous Nightmare has flaming spit.
Gotta love that series
@@Lrd_Storm Its one of my fave franchises!
0:32 as a goose myself, I'd like to say that yes, honker implants are wildly popular.
That baby picture had me lmaoing
*MOISTURIZE ME*
3:53 yes, that I the character Louie from the pikmin series.
Although as you can see he's gotten a bit of a upgrade in the details department.
The model is from a Pikmin analog horror called Buy your own Pikmin if anyone's wondering
The snot sucker absolutely does exist. They say it's less traumatic for the baby, but I don't see how.
My mom had one, it was horrable because the snot would go too far up the tube and into her mouth. :/
8:35 - wash the sock.
Or eat it with the beans 😋
5:04 I found those fizzy unicorn balls in my local newsagents once- walked straight past them and was convinced that candy can't get any worse
1:42 Thanks, I’m now mildly infuriated.
It actually spells it tho
3:47 thats so uncomfortable.
"The boomers had lead poisoning and we're full of plastic. Wonder what the next generation gets?"
cant wait for the next generation to get the new fan favourite R A D A T I A T I O N P O I S O N I N G
harsh
Grass is a plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. A common kind of grass is used to cover the ground in a lawn and other places. Grass gets water from the roots in the ground. Grass is usually pigmented with the colour ‘green’. Grasses are monocotyledon, herbaceous plants.
The grasses include the "grass", of the family Poaceae (also called Gramineae). Also sometimes it is used to include the sedges (Cyperaceae) and the rushes (Juncaceae). These three families are not closely related but belong to different clades in the order Poales. They are similar adaptations to a common life-style.
The true grasses include cereals, bamboo and the grasses of lawns (turf) and grassland. Uses for graminoids include food (as grain, sprouted grain, shoots or rhizomes), drink (beer, whisky), pasture for livestock, thatching thatch, paper, fuel, clothing, insulation, construction, sports turf, basket weaving and many others.
Many grasses are short, but some grasses, like bamboo can grow very tall. Plants from the grass family can grow in many places, even if they are very cold or very dry. Several other plants that look similar but are not members of the grass family are also sometimes called grass; these include rushes, reeds, papyrus, and water chestnut.
Grasses are an important food for many animals, like deer, buffalo, cattle, mice, grasshoppers, caterpillars, and many other grazers. Unlike other plants, grasses grow from the bottom, so when animals eat grass they usually do not destroy the part that grows. Without grass, dirt can wash away into rivers (erosion).
Graminoids include some of the most versatile plant life-forms. They became widespread toward the end of the Cretaceous. Fossilized dinosaur dung (coprolites) have been found containing grass phytoliths (silica stones inside grass leaves).[Grasses have adapted to conditions in lush rain forests, dry deserts, cold mountains and even intertidal habitats, and are now the most widespread plant type. Grass is a valuable source of food and energy for many animals.Lawn grass is often planted on sports fields and in the area around a building. Sometimes chemicals and water is used to help lawns to grow.
People have used grasses for a long time. People eat parts of grasses. Corn, wheat, barley, oats, rice and millet are cereals, common grains whose seeds are used for food and to make alcohol such as beer.
Sugar comes from sugar cane, which is also a plant in the grass family. People have grown grasses as food for farm animals for about 4,000 years. People use bamboo to build houses, fences, furniture and other things. Grass plants can also be used as fuel, to cover roofs, and to weave baskets.
n English, the word "grass" appears in several phrases. For example:
"The grass is always greener on the other side" means "people are never happy with what they have and want something else."
"Don't let the grass grow under your feet" means "Do something".
"A snake in the grass" is about a person that will not be honest and will trick others.
Grass is sometimes used as a slang term for cannabis (also called pot, weed, or marijuana)
The Grass type (Japanese: くさタイプ Grass type) is one of the eighteen types. Prior to changes in Generation IV, all damaging Grass-type moves were special, but they may now also be physical depending on the attack. Grass-type Pokémon are immune to Leech Seed. Grass-type Pokémon are immune to Leech Seed
Starting in Generation VI, Grass-type Pokémon are immune to powder and spore moves and Effect Spore.Grass types are tied with Rock in having the most weaknesses out of all types with five.
Since Generation I, a particular asset of Grass types is being the only type that is immune to Leech Seed. As of Generation VI, Grass-type Pokémon are also immune to powder and spore moves, such as Sleep Powder and Stun Spore. Additionally, Grass Pokémon are the only ones affected by Rototiller and Flower Shield. Those moves raise both attack stats or the physical Defense stat, respectively, when used.
Forest's Curse adds the Grass type to the target's types. Grass-type attacks are resisted by seven types, so they're tied with Bug as the most resisted type. Those resistant types are best covered by Rock and Ground. As of Generation VI, Dark and Ghost have neutral matchups against every type that resists Grass.
When Grassy Terrain is in the effect, the power of Grass-type moves is increased by 30% (50% prior to Generation VIII) if the user is on the ground.
Contest properties In contests, Grass-type moves are typically Clever moves, but can also be any of the other four contest conditions. As of Generation VIII, there are 112 Grass-type Pokémon or 12.27% of all Pokémon (counting those that are Grass-type in at least one of their forms), making it the third most common type after Normal and before Flying. A Pokémon with Protean or Libero will become a Grass-type Pokémon if it uses a Grass-type move. A Pokémon with Color Change, Imposter, Mimicry, RKS System, or Multitype will become a Grass-type Pokémon if (respectively) it is hit with a Grass-type move, is sent out against a Grass-type opponent, if the terrain is grassy, if it is holding a Grass Memory, or if it is holding a Meadow Plate or Grassium Z.
Since Generation VI, Grass-type Pokémon are also immune to Effect Spore.Only Grass-type Pokémon can have these Abilities. This does not include signature Abilities.Due to the decreased amount of types in the TCG, Grass generally adopts all Bug-type Pokémon under its typing. It also adopted Poison-type Pokémon prior to the Diamond & Pearl set, after which they were moved to Psychic.
Similar to the games, Grass-type Pokémon in the TCG are generally weak to Fire and resist Water. Grass-type Pokémon are strong against Fighting and Water Pokémon, whilst Metal Pokémon resisted it until the EX Power Keepers expansion set.
Generation V introduced the most Grass-type Pokémon of any generation, with 21 (including Rotom's Mow form), and Generation VI introduced the fewest Grass-type Pokémon, with nine.
Generation I introduced the most Grass-type moves of any generation, with 10, and Generation II introduced the fewest Grass-type moves, with three.
The Grass type and/or Pokémon of the type have been referred to using the term "plant" instead on some occasions:
In the English Generation I games, the Gym guide in Cerulean Gym refers to Pokémon of the Grass type as "plant Pokémon". In the English versions of Pokémon FireRed and LeafGreen, he instead mentions "Grass-type Pokémon". In the Japanese versions of the Generation I games and FireRed and LeafGreen, he mentions the Grass type itself, calling it the "Plant type" (Japanese: しょくぶつタイプ).
Another reference to "plant Pokémon" (Japanese: しょくぶつポケモン) is made by Professor Oak in the Japanese Pokémon Red, Green, and Blue, and international Pokémon Red and Blue, classifying Bulbasaur as such when the player is about to choose it as their starter. This is also the case in the Japanese versions of Pokémon FireRed and LeafGreen; in contrast, he calls it the "grass Pokémon" in the English versions.
This same reference is also used in the first episode of Pokémon Origins.
In multiple languages, such as French and German, the Grass type is translated as the Plant type.
The Turkish dub of the anime occasionally refers to "Grass type" as "Plant type".
The Grass type has the most Pokémon that evolve by Evolution stones, with a total of 11. It is also the type that can utilize the most stones, having at least one Pokémon that can evolve via the Leaf Stone, Sun Stone, Water Stone, and Shiny Stone.
The Grass type is the only type to have more than one HP-draining move, having five of them.
Grass-type attacks deal doubly super-effective damage to the most Pokémon of all types.
Grass-type attacks are super effective against the three types that Fire types are weak to.
Fire is the only type that hasn't been paired with Grass.
In Tree's a Crowd, Brock states that Grass-type Pokémon resist Electric-type moves due to being able to diffuse the electricity into trees and the ground. He also explains that if Grass types are in the air, they cannot diffuse the electricity from Electric attacks, thereby dealing normally effective damage.
Did you just comment an essay
@@JJschannel255 An*
what why what does that have to do with anything
what why what does that have to do with anything
this subreddit gives me a few reasons to accept our robot overlords
6:44 a very cute baby
7:03 shadow baby
7:23 there stuck.
8:22 the snotsucker
8:55 umm...
10:22 AAAAAA!!! IT'S EATING MY SKIN
10:37 oh no
7:14 im sure thats a filter feeding shark, whether its a frill or whale shark i cant tell
Its called a basking shark
Omg I drew that Wes Weasley art back in 2010!! So honored to have my art in an Emkay video haha!
Well done emkay crew
YEAH
8:06 I love the delivery here
10:31 Percy the small engine or Thomas the tank engine?
The fish with a big mouth is called a basking shark, is found in the Atlantic Ocean, sometimes found near cliff sides, prefers the deep, and is usually around ten metres (thirty three feet) long.
1:00 spores from your pores
0:09 Radiation or lack of food which ever comes first
Thank you for the uploads, love the vids!
1:44 : MOOSINIONS
1:24 : expired malk
1:06 : GOOMBAS IN PORES
1:09 : micky mouse's skeleton
0:54 : girl with man face
0: 42 : abusing cat to take photos
0: 34 : JESUS GAMING CHAIR
0:25 : CURSED HARRY POTTER
10:36
I KNEW IT they’re evil
10:24 ULTRAKILL MUSIC INTENSIFIES
11:12 yea that's just an organic flamethrower
Got a Nose Frida and the little Ball. After the first cold of the little ones I threw the ball away. it has a sponge as a filter so you don't get anything in the mouth. It's an awesome product.
You know I didn't think I'd ever see a Human Santapede sweater today, yet here we are
it’s my birthday
Happy birthday 🎂 🥳 🎉 😁 I hope you have an amazing day
Happy birthday
thx :D
Happy really late birthday!
It's not my birthday😔
1:06 "Bones, bones, bones, let me see your bones!"
4:53 Omga! Potato chair! Two of my favorite things combined together!
9:11 The glasses, the nose, the teeth, THE GOSHDARN LEGS ARE ALSO STICKING TOGETHER- WHY THANK YOU, [[little sponge]]..
11:17 I am 90% confident that this is furry porn
Wtf
9:05 that creature just reminds of the mother brain in the Metroid series
First
Tru
Congrats!
it’s the true first
Nice
9:38 Spider silk is made of some kind of protein excreted by spigots weaving it all together into larger threads which get again woven together until you reach the spinnerets where you have one big wire. So, no we cannot synthesize our own spider silk. Maybe some day, but proteins are difficult to synthesize. We do have the technology to do so, but only for research purposes. It's too expensive and time consuming for wider applications.
10:25 that peter laugh was actually so good
9:34 On the contrary, we should totally do this. It's like cow farm, you know. You can make use of the tarantulas' "milk" (read: webbings) and you can eat them as a source of protein.
6:17 reminds me of before anesthesia was invented, doctors just had to operate REALLY quickly. Like minutes-long surgery, because any longer increases the risk of the patient going into shock, and then dying from shock! Good times.
5:02 we actually have these in my city, my little sister did not know what they were. So when I told her she was traumatized x(
10:22 That is literally how the world ends in the Horizon series. It starts as a back up, and next thing you know the robots are eating dolphins and multiplying like rabbits.
That is a shark! Its a filter feeding species known as the megamouth shark and despite its strange appearance it poses little threat to humans.
0:28 the fact that now you can buy actual croc boots makes this crazy.
That sir is a Basking Shark 7:08 , They eat plankton and aren't hostile to humans. Being a slow moving sea creature the chances of injury via collision is further minimized making them almost entirely harmless. If you have to run into a shark in the ocean this is pretty much best case scenario.
at 7:07, that's a basking shark! they bear no harm to humans and are (take this with a grain of salt) mostly docile! they're just big silly guys and they look stupid when they close their mouths :3
Fun fact, we don't need to make spiders bigger to get silk. We have genetically modified goats that we can milk silk from already.
The pet rug thing, we all grieve differently. Heck, my mom doesn’t want me to grieve so much, she wants to become an earring and have me wear her every day....I’ll just want my skeleton on display in the living room, but earrings are cool too.
3:31 Acht? Hello? Shouldn’t you be in the elevator? 8 can’t make the elevator go up without you.
Fun fact: That snotsucker item is real. They sell them at my local pharmacy too. It’s for mother’s to help unclog their babies nose when they’re congested because babies can’t blow their own nose. It’s gross but some moms just use their mouths soooooo…
3:55 That's Louie, basically the Luigi of the Pikmin franchise and many theorise and believe that he's evil because it's implied he controlled one of the final bosses, plus he's a massive jerk.
That realistic Louie model is from an analog horror called Buy Your Own Pikmin!.
at 2:44 i got up, chugged an entire water bottle, and started reconsidering my life choices