HA! Your comment caught me off guard. I laughed very hard instantaneously & tears just flowed. Oh dear, *sigh*. I feel better now. I don't need to do sit ups today after that laugh. :)
Skl418 Skl89 So he's nervous when speaking. Plenty of folks speak in "draft" mode - like writing. Intelligent folks get the gist of the conversation and comprehend the meaning. I'll translate for you - Ryan loves swimming because he is competitive by nature and he prefers the racing rather than just splashing in the pool.
I remember when he came to our high school and gave a speech after our practice. During that speech he mentioned how how he eats over 10k calories a day. At the end of the speech we got to ask him some questions. A teammate of mine asked him what an average day of eating looks like for him. Locate replied , “I mostly just snack on candy and drink a ton of Mountain Dew” Guy is a legend!
***** I kind of agree, which is why I found it so unbelievable that anyone could have confused what I said for a sincere question. So no, I will not fuck off...*YOU* fuck off, dumbass.
"Uh, what I was always good at was letting things go, like, through one ear out the other...so to say." That's my favorite. I was expecting "Uh, what I was always good at was SWIMMING." But, no, THAT came out of his mouth and I thank him for that. Highly amusing.
Ryan is obviously making reference to the "Flow State" that many competitive performers get into during a competition, and how it enables him to better focus as an athlete. He ain't dumb... He's laconic.
@@klof4276idk about that obviously being the case in that instance but I agree in that Idt he is dumb, but laconic. Good way to describe it. Idt one has to be smart much of the time either, it should be ok to just exist and live. Operating at a certain level 100% or a good portion of the time takes too many resources.
Thank the Goddess he's a good swimmer and good looking. They more than make up for what's lacking. Although, being himself on air is actually quite charming.
Yes,he's not very good with words but I wouldn't call him dumb based on his speaking abilities.Put any nerd in front of camera and you'll see similar outcome.
I'm tired of everyone saying he's stupid and thinking he's so dumb. Maybe he's bad around interviewers and doesn't know what to say to these questions ??? Watch videos of him with friends or with just Michael phelps or that video of him teaching a woman to swim on USA today sports. He's actually not dumb at all and just easy going and has a chill voice. It doesn't make someone slow or stupid to be bad around cameras. But in the end he has more Olympic medals than all y'all combined so😫😫😫
keep believing what? facts?? LOL okay keep hiding behind a computer screen spending your time writing hate to someone who's better than you on 984933 different levels
The reason he's bad at interviews is because he's so dumb. And I saw videos with him and his friends. It was from the security camera at the gas station he vandalized.
"Can't wait till I'm done swimming so I can go to the market to do a little shopping." Haha!! Another day in the life of Ryan Lochte. It's one adventure after another.
Actually it does. That's exactly what makes him dumb. Doesn't mean he isn't a talented swimmer, nice person and an attractive man. People endlessly defend someone they are attracted to. Boggles the mind.
He's not just "high as fuck" he also has a genuinely low IQ. I don't know why in 2016 so many people still think that being "high as fuck" = this...Well kinda, cliches are hard to kill.
+Recreatingmyself Ohhh we're shallow? (I wouldn't date this guy myself and do you understand OP's sarcasm?) when you hear how much girls want a caring guy (caring not fake and entitled) that they're compatible with vs how much you hear guys talk about who they would like to fuck and saying which model they think is ugly just to impress other guys, who do you think sounds more shallow in general? Girls eventually give up when all guys want to do is impress other guys by how shallow they can be
He's not very attractive-and pretty doesn't let a lifetime. Also, most people can only tolerate stupid for so long.....after that you just want to rip your ears off and pull out your eyeballs.
I searched and watched Ryan Lochte's interviews in the internet. All I can say is, he's just expressing himself and funny. There's no perfect in this world... and imperfection is not a sin.
Kate Vol For a second I thought it was going to be a picture of himself in a speedo, but then I figured, nah he can't figure out how to change the background... sorry, that was mean..
what the heck am i missing with him and his interviews? I feel they are just normal... I mean he's just honest and tells whatever you'd tell in his shoes. I couldn't come to the funny moment as others did.
i agree these reporters are use to people just shooting the shit kissing there ass and puttin up a front to me he seems like he could care less about that he just answers the questions..
In my country not one person ever achieved what he has achieved at the olympics. Not even one. He would have become a national hero if he came from where I live.
And this is what you are up against guys...chicks will find this guy "cute" because he is not bad looking and because he can barely tie his own shoes. Well, remember ladies that as Ryan once said during another of his scintillating interviews, " I believe if you're a man at night you have to be a man in the morning too ". Good point Ryan.
No Ryan is like no where near my type I like slim with curly hair preferably blonde ginger or fair. Ryan looks like a guy that if he didn't work out he would be really fat I just found his cuteness really hot haha
ryan's just so boss, he doesnt have to clowning around and try make jokes up cuz its not his job, hes bein cool all the time, he can be funny and say words of wisdom
I think it is horrible how rude and careless people are being. Some people may say interviews are just not there forte. Not to mention, the dumb interview questions are basically asking for a response like "rocks." I would have told the truth too (mine is a tree). Stop being so judgemental! I give him props for still going out there and doing the interviews anyway.
He has an adorable smile. I feel like not having a lot of emotions or thoughts like that is kinda good for being able to perform and not have anxieties or beating yourself up mentally.
Humm... Interviewer means that You are doing the interviews asking questions to someone else! Please, no. He's crazy enough as it is, reading questions and reacting intelligently to someone else's stuff... Oh no..
It's simple ! If you talk crap about Ryan you are a straight up HATER! He is a real funny! And not cocky ! Ryan don't ever change ! And hell for those who talk crap ! Ryan just keep doing your own damn thing :)
Wow, really... Why would you do this to a guy who brought you some medals, OLYMPIC MEDALS for your freaking country and this is how you're going to repay him?
I would wipe my ass with those olympic medals. Who cares? All it says is he can swim faster than swimmers from other nations. He didn't do anything great for humanity.
He came and spoke at my swim team in 2007. It was awkward and stumbling but he was so nice, so funny, and really down to earth. And he blushed when everyone started clapping, which was friggin adorable :)
He is such a great sport!! He must have seen this video and made the best of it by thinking "wow, I bet I made people laugh so hard!" I'm am dying of laughter.
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The Ryan Lochte center for kids who can't read good, and want to learn to do other stuff good too.
😂😂 Zoolander *bows in respect
hahahahaa
BEST.COMMENT.EVER!
the best!
But why male models?
"Whether its life or swimming, do your best"
God bless you, Ryan Lochte
Hahahaha
"Whether it's life, or, there's swimming"*
Amen to that
this is what happens when you hold your breath for too long
I’m real good at like letting things go in one ear and out the other
I can back this up
@@nikitamonyahan4787 feel free to save it! It’s all yours my friend (:
Break his record
@@maxuabo I really really like this reply
"What defines me?" "Ryan Lochte"
what does that mean?! ahahaha
That shows his big ego. I think Phelps coming out from retirement and destroying him in RIO 16 just to put him in his place.
And that is exactly what he did. ;D
Ryan Lochte doesn't do what Ryan Lochte does for Ryan Lochte. Ryan Lochte does what Ryan Lochte does because Ryan Lochte *is* Ryan Lochte.
I wouldn't even know how to reply to this either.
"can't wait til i'm done swimming so i can go to the market.. to do a lil shopping" LOL WHAT. LMAO
That was the funniest comment
Sounds like something a guy in a toddlers story would say
21
The most normal thing he said
i'm convinced he's half playing a character
"The reason I love swimming because racing."
the reason I love tennis is because slam dunks and home runs
@@pg9193 the reason I love tennis because serving
@@elmalloc the reason I love running is because cross country
@@dihydrogenmonoxide6231 the reason i love driving is because road
I mean he's right
He talks like it takes all the effort in the world to get out each new word that comes out of his mouth.
yeah...and for a while i thought the comment about him being part dolphin only referenced his swimming abilities.
it was so bad i couldn't finish it for fear i might be infected
lol burn
He talks like he is just discovering every word coming out of his mouth for the first time
Yo careful ! you dont want to get the Lochte lol
Seems like the Forrest Gump of swimming.
I'm surprised Ryan didn't say *Life is like a box of Chocolates*
Mama always said to pretend I got mugged.
Does he have a learning disability?
Swim, Ryan, swim!
That’s an insulting to Forrest Gump
1:13 "Rocks" for his screensaver. Perfect encapsulation of himself if you you know what I mean.
+Yo Noid stoned lol
No, he's as dumb as a rock.
his screensaver is a picture of the inside of his head
"What defines me?" "My screen saver."
can't wait till I'm done swimming so I can go to the super market....
do a little shopping...
+Patrick Grant lmao thats my favorite line.
I've been laughing at that line every time for years now. Hilarious.
that was the best part of the video, the way he talks, soooo calm I like it
Yeh and the reaction of that guy interviewing him...like he was really disappointed
Looking forward to Safeway, it's the simple things in life....
He needs to wear a helmet
i would pay so much money to see him a wear a colorful bike helmet while swimming
DIRRRRRRRRR
HA! Your comment caught me off guard. I laughed very hard instantaneously & tears just flowed. Oh dear, *sigh*. I feel better now. I don't need to do sit ups today after that laugh. :)
Why a helmet? There is nothing to protect.
@@donnagarcia2428 same omg haahahhah
I would pay money to see this guy commentate an NFL game with John Madden.
Rest in peace Madden
Aeiou
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO...... There's enough going on ad it is.
Awwwww. "I don't see myself as being cool. But thanks" I just melted.
In his defense, stupid questions deserve stupid answers.
Really? I love swimming cause racing
Skl418 Skl89 So he's nervous when speaking. Plenty of folks speak in "draft" mode - like writing. Intelligent folks get the gist of the conversation and comprehend the meaning. I'll translate for you - Ryan loves swimming because he is competitive by nature and he prefers the racing rather than just splashing in the pool.
Eh, this comment just went out one ear and through the other, so to say.
+AugustHawk why r u defending him to such an extent? Guy is obviously not very smart, deal with it
Biggie Smalls why r u so defensive when people have differing opinions? You obviously get the importance of opinions.,, deal with it
I remember when he came to our high school and gave a speech after our practice. During that speech he mentioned how how he eats over 10k calories a day. At the end of the speech we got to ask him some questions. A teammate of mine asked him what an average day of eating looks like for him. Locate replied , “I mostly just snack on candy and drink a ton of Mountain Dew”
Guy is a legend!
I like rocks
@@maxuabo na man he’s really not like that. He’s a little out there sure, but deff not an idiot.
@@patpretense3118 I’m really good at making things go in one ear and out the other
Fair lol
Check out our interview with ryan
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He can compete at the special olympics too.
Oxygen deprivation? Does he hold his breath the entire time he's in the pool?
***** "No" what?
+D Stud No to your question. He doesn't hold his breath the whole time. He added "moron" at the end because it's a stupid fucking question.
Ch0plol ***** Hmm....I'd explain the joke, but I'm pretty sure it'd be lost on you two dimwits anyways.
***** I kind of agree, which is why I found it so unbelievable that anyone could have confused what I said for a sincere question.
So no, I will not fuck off...*YOU* fuck off, dumbass.
***** Still missing the joke, I see.
Hahaha. He is actually adorable.
cool you should mate with him and create some dumbass kids
+butlerbulldogs05 😂
I don't think he's dumb, he is just genuine:)
genuinely dumb
I find him so endearing. He makes me laugh.
He quickly changed the '21' to '28' half a second later but the uploader conveniently cut that out...
Wouldnt gave a difference.
Exactly! That is as simple as two and two being five....I mean, four. So there!
"Uh, what I was always good at was letting things go, like, through one ear out the other...so to say."
That's my favorite. I was expecting "Uh, what I was always good at was SWIMMING." But, no, THAT came out of his mouth and I thank him for that. Highly amusing.
Ryan is obviously making reference to the "Flow State" that many competitive performers get into during a competition, and how it enables him to better focus as an athlete. He ain't dumb... He's laconic.
@@klof4276idk about that obviously being the case in that instance but I agree in that Idt he is dumb, but laconic. Good way to describe it. Idt one has to be smart much of the time either, it should be ok to just exist and live. Operating at a certain level 100% or a good portion of the time takes too many resources.
"Whether it's life or there's swimming always do your best"
Ryan Lochte
This guy makes Phelps look like Einstein lol
Thank the Goddess he's a good swimmer and good looking. They more than make up for what's lacking. Although, being himself on air is actually quite charming.
Go right ahead ma'am.. See if you reach an orgasm whilst he finds his way through your body parts! No freaking way man.
this guy epitomizes the American lifestyle
This guy is a moron and so are you!
No. He doesn't.
I'm not even American but I saw your comment is racist. American lifestyle? Wtf? One man defines 350 millions people? Stupid.
You realize some sharp people live here, it's no accident the US remains the leader in innovation.
*triggered
"You could tell a great athlete by like not how many times he wins unlike how how he loses, because that's what makes a swimmer."
I personally think he's inspirational. If he can make it through college, you damn sure can..
mentality of a stereotypical California surfer seems like half of my friends...
Travis Warren He grew up in New York and Florida. Just because he sounds dumb doesn’t make him a “stereotypical California surfer”.
Ryan Lochte is awesome and this is his sense of humor.
He can b bad at interviews all he wants, hes an American Olympian Legend.
ryan lochte is not bad at interviews, he is just unintelligent. he seems like a nice guy though
Vandalizing a bathroom and leaving your friends behind to take the fall, yep, real nice.
@@prestonorrick4317 You're a clown.
Yes,he's not very good with words but I wouldn't call him dumb based on his speaking abilities.Put any nerd in front of camera and you'll see similar outcome.
otamanlvhs He's not a nerd. He's an idiot.
I'm tired of everyone saying he's stupid and thinking he's so dumb. Maybe he's bad around interviewers and doesn't know what to say to these questions ??? Watch videos of him with friends or with just Michael phelps or that video of him teaching a woman to swim on USA today sports. He's actually not dumb at all and just easy going and has a chill voice. It doesn't make someone slow or stupid to be bad around cameras. But in the end he has more Olympic medals than all y'all combined so😫😫😫
keep believing what? facts?? LOL okay keep hiding behind a computer screen spending your time writing hate to someone who's better than you on 984933 different levels
hes definitely a worse human being than me. and he's dumber. and he tells the truth less. and hes a fucking disgrace. and youre dumb for liking him.
The reason he's bad at interviews is because he's so dumb. And I saw videos with him and his friends. It was from the security camera at the gas station he vandalized.
"The reason why I love swimming is because racing"
-Ryan Lochte
Rocks! Just like his brain
"Can't wait till I'm done swimming so I can go to the market to do a little shopping." Haha!! Another day in the life of Ryan Lochte. It's one adventure after another.
I bet keanu reeves could play him in a movie
LMAO xD
the ultimate dudebro
7x4=21, Ryan Lochte everyone.
That's messed up because hes a nice person just because his brain is different doesn't make him dumb hes just different
Actually it does. That's exactly what makes him dumb. Doesn't mean he isn't a talented swimmer, nice person and an attractive man. People endlessly defend someone they are attracted to. Boggles the mind.
Taylor Byrd Thank You! someone that gets it.
7x4=21
well....he was close xD
That's not how math works...
There’s no ‘close’ in math.
It either is, or it isn’t.
@@BeeBeeMacGee thank you Mr. Serious, learn a joke
"Yeah"
-The Lochtness Monster
He’s like such a typical jock and a perfect one night stand 😂😍. You don’t wanna go further with this one
Still smarter than 95% of youtube commenters
He's not just "high as fuck" he also has a genuinely low IQ. I don't know why in 2016 so many people still think that being "high as fuck" = this...Well kinda, cliches are hard to kill.
"Fast Times at Ridgemont High" was a solid flick. Spicoli af.
Exactly. I'm a daily marijuana smoker. Been burning since I was 14. No effect on acuity in my experience.
This makes my day. I have to end my night with this vid. It always puts me in a good mood. Love me some Lochte.
I needed a little pick-me-up. Remembered his interviews existed. I'm in such a good place right now.
awww but he's pretty so it's all good.
+Recreatingmyself Ohhh we're shallow? (I wouldn't date this guy myself and do you understand OP's sarcasm?) when you hear how much girls want a caring guy (caring not fake and entitled) that they're compatible with vs how much you hear guys talk about who they would like to fuck and saying which model they think is ugly just to impress other guys, who do you think sounds more shallow in general? Girls eventually give up when all guys want to do is impress other guys by how shallow they can be
Dude at least what he lacks in intelligence he makes up for in looks. I mean if he was also ugly or fat he'd be hopeless.
He's not very attractive-and pretty doesn't let a lifetime. Also, most people can only tolerate stupid for so long.....after that you just want to rip your ears off and pull out your eyeballs.
@@Hudpix16 I agree
I searched and watched Ryan Lochte's interviews in the internet. All I can say is, he's just expressing himself and funny. There's no perfect in this world... and imperfection is not a sin.
God bless his heart.
"what defines me... ryan lochte"
This is another case of the Forest Gump effect XD
Now here’s something I can tell my foreign students - When you feel like you don’t make sense, here’s a guy you might find “inspiration” from.
"What best describes me? ..Ryan Lochte." Oh my god I can't.
“Are you always this Cool?” 😂
Lost it right at his response.. LMAO
This beautiful, talented airhead
Is he auditioning for the role of Jeff Spicoli in Fast Times at Ridgemont High?
Oh man my ribs hurt from laughing so hard on that one ! LMAO
-Rocks!
-Rocks..Okay
Kate Vol For a second I thought it was going to be a picture of himself in a speedo, but then I figured, nah he can't figure out how to change the background...
sorry, that was mean..
P G no, that’s humor :))))
He won 2 gold medal today in İstanbul races....He was a gift one of gold medal to children in İstanbul...Thanks Braveheart..Greetings from Türkiye..
He speaks like Walter Jr from Breaking Bad LMAO
I didn't think this video could get any funnier. Good job Ryan
This is just so adorable
"All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine." - The great Jeff Spicoli
what the heck am i missing with him and his interviews? I feel they are just normal... I mean he's just honest and tells whatever you'd tell in his shoes. I couldn't come to the funny moment as others did.
really? i laughed heartily throughout
i agree these reporters are use to people just shooting the shit kissing there ass and puttin up a front to me he seems like he could care less about that he just answers the questions..
No, he's really dumb. 7 x 4 is not 21. And rocks? Really? LMAO! A cliff, a rock garden, the grand canyon... say anything but "rocks".
What if it was just a pic of a rocks just saying!!!!!
bluscorpion and youve never seen a picture of actual rocks? lol u must be the dumb here calling rocks as cliffs or the grand canyon :D
I don't think he's dumb, he just not very eloquent
sounds baked
In my country not one person ever achieved what he has achieved at the olympics. Not even one. He would have become a national hero if he came from where I live.
So losing makes a swimmer. My mind is blown O_o
Jesus Christ He's like 1 chromosome away from Downs Syndrome
Aren't we all LOL
Lol I feel this guy is closer than most .
.
Amazing ! You took a joke and made it boring . When teams are picked for normal , you can have Lochte
+Alex A. 😂
I think I just lost 80 IQ points from watching this o-o
Jesus...that means you're down to zero now.
Kevin Chen nope, -30
this dude knows his way around a bong. rock on brotha
Omg he is soo cute hes like a little kiddy awww I wasnt even attracted to him before I saw videos saying he is dumb it actually makes him really cute
U find being Dumb Attractive? Sweet then u guys can sit around and eat crayons together
Tony Jelken LMAO
And this is what you are up against guys...chicks will find this guy "cute" because he is not bad looking and because he can barely tie his own shoes. Well, remember ladies that as Ryan once said during another of his scintillating interviews, " I believe if you're a man at night you have to be a man in the morning too ". Good point Ryan.
you like him for his looks you don't need to lie
No Ryan is like no where near my type I like slim with curly hair preferably blonde ginger or fair. Ryan looks like a guy that if he didn't work out he would be really fat I just found his cuteness really hot haha
Dennis reynolds=Ryan lochte
Dennis Reynolds - manipulation skills - TOOLS & the implication...=Ryan lochte
the original "21 vine"
ryan's just so boss, he doesnt have to clowning around and try make jokes up cuz its not his job, hes bein cool all the time, he can be funny and say words of wisdom
I think it is horrible how rude and careless people are being. Some people may say interviews are just not there forte. Not to mention, the dumb interview questions are basically asking for a response like "rocks." I would have told the truth too (mine is a tree). Stop being so judgemental! I give him props for still going out there and doing the interviews anyway.
That's why he's been single all of his life. He has a selfie on his phone's screensaver (1:11).
why do people hate him so much? I know he's no thorpe or phelps but he's still good.
Bro phelps is a better swimmer than lochte sure 100% thorpe no way but dnt get me wrong thorpe is great swimmer too
I keep thinking this is the funniest part then i continue watching and he outdoes him self everytime 😂👌
He has an adorable smile. I feel like not having a lot of emotions or thoughts like that is kinda good for being able to perform and not have anxieties or beating yourself up mentally.
he's natural and modest doesn't give Hollywood face or attitude
🤦🤦🤦🤦😂😂🤦🤦🤦🤦😂
spicoli became an Olympic Swimmer
I'll show you, Mr. Hand!
*mumbling* "I cant wait until I'm done swimming...so I can..go to th market to do a little shopping" LOL I cant even handle this guy bahahaha!
He doesn't get paid to be interviewed. He gets paid to swim.
You want someone who's good in an interview...interview a politician.
Exactly. Ryan deserves way more respect for his abilities, hard work, years of dedication and talent instead of his shortcomings.
MissTriBear very true but its very very clear that he is still......dumb
Guys, he's a swimmer, not an interviewer.
Humm... Interviewer means that You are doing the interviews asking questions to someone else! Please, no. He's crazy enough as it is, reading questions and reacting intelligently to someone else's stuff... Oh no..
God doesn't give you everything, in his case it's brain cells 😮
Damn he is so funny!!!! The last part was hilarious!
It's simple ! If you talk crap about Ryan you are a straight up HATER! He is a real funny! And not cocky ! Ryan don't ever change ! And hell for those who talk crap ! Ryan just keep doing your own damn thing :)
Wow, really... Why would you do this to a guy who brought you some medals, OLYMPIC MEDALS for your freaking country and this is how you're going to repay him?
you are fuckin dumber than he is. that's amazing
bbabababa he fought fer his country daaaawww he be a hero noowws
You make it sound as if he were a war hero.
I would wipe my ass with those olympic medals. Who cares? All it says is he can swim faster than swimmers from other nations. He didn't do anything great for humanity.
Yeah he enourages people to be athletic and live a healthy lifestyle thats how
He's a normal guy like everybody else, and I see why he doesn't have much to say.
What planet are You from then!!!???😂 😂 😂
I'd like to say a word on his behalf. Ryan makes me laugh!
really he doesn't know what 7x4 is? lmaooo
he was mocking that "what's 9 +10" vine
+sugarpiesam Video "Published on Aug. 10, 2012"
+sugarpiesamn
not tru
Hamza Khan Idman Ahmed I thought he was...my bad
Anyone notice the likes is 21 just like the answer he gave for 7 X 4 XD
He came and spoke at my swim team in 2007. It was awkward and stumbling but he was so nice, so funny, and really down to earth. And he blushed when everyone started clapping, which was friggin adorable :)
I'm a fish....MOOOOO
whether it's life or swimming, always do your best!
haha this was hilarious...if he was a chick he would be married to a billionaire
True
He is such a great sport!! He must have seen this video and made the best of it by thinking "wow, I bet I made people laugh so hard!" I'm am dying of laughter.
I watched this cause of SNL haha
haha me too. watching that episode right now.
Bless his heart. Look on the bright side: There's no danger he will run for office.