Ok, so Elvis owned at most 9 buildings. So 9 builidings x 17 Elvises (which is the rating given) gives us 153 buildings. Which means that High Boi gives this movie 153 out of 3. Good movie then
You forgot about the part at the very end where Bill Murray is a badass and kills a bunch of zombies the day he was at an interview at a Garfield movie
1:56 a musket wouldn’t be that bad. In close combat, with a bayonet, you could easily kill multiple zombies. Those things were built to be used as clubs and spears.
@@mosesracal6758 No, you can club or stab with any gun today.... and bayonets are still used. You could use a modern gun in the same way. The specific gun, a Model 1795, is tbh built a lot more like a modern gun, i.e. typical bolt action rifle, compared with earlier guns.
Yeahno, cqc, small space and spear would be okay if this was walking dead but the zombies here are tankier and faster, you're better of with a shorter slashing/blunt weapon
I could be wrong but I think the "man we're getting good at this" line is referring to attracting zombies, not killing zombies, which is why she said it before the fight started and in such a sarcastic manner
Peharps but I think he knew but just stating the fact she run away every 5 minutes and said "they're good at this" (attracting zombie) like she is being part of the movie while doing basically nothing so far except running away. I seen it that way if that makes sense, I dont know how to phrase it.
2:36 you are absolutely right because I heard that instead of one beast, there's something more like ten, so they'd be able to have their own beast with several to spare. I at least know that there are enough that they could each drive in separate ones if they really wanted to.
If the president, the aides and the office workers were not at the White House, how do you think they left? Do you think all of them were able to get into Marine One and Two?
i love how, in te end, i have time to slow my mind down a bit and finally appreciate the nonsense pic that had been on the scene for the entire video and have a final giggle, congrats bro
So after analysing over 50 of his videos, running each one through an advanced AI system programmed specifically to Identify the emotion of a reviewer, and comparing them to 20 other youtube critics, my results have come out to: I've got no F*%&ing clue.
Usually seems like if the first number is higher than the second. He really enjoys the movie. If it is slightly lower than the 2nd number, he enjoys the movie somewhat, and if the objects seem more mundane as well as random, he has some issues with the movie.
Well just smoke a bit (by american standards) also drink a bit (by russian standards) and you should be able to contemplate his reviews better -trust me bro
@@thekiller7994 nah, this comment was made back in 2021, the year Daft Punk broke up and I’ve been fixated on the band for over 5 years (yes really) so the breakup hit me hard. The joke itself was good and I like a good reference
The secret service and white house literally has a bunch of armored cars that can take 50cal bullets like they're nothing And they chose to take a minivan
Dude... before ball does the killing, you have too make it move with gunpowder - and getting it is a real problem. Also muskets are effective when fired from long, multiple rows, due to inaccuracy and misfire rate.
The original zombies was way more conspiracy-filled than zombieland, it involved Nazi moon bases and most of the main characters names and personalities actually being brainwashed fabrications by Group 115.
+L1ghtsGaming You know that meme about gameplay vs lore? Yeah, the original cod zombies timeline fits that like a glove. It's mindless fun with lore you wouldn't even have known without delving very deep. Put simply, two nazis who are responsible for the zombies in the first place, one awol and schizophrenic Richtofen and one angry ghost Maxis, both with several war crimes under their belts, are fighting each other for the fate of the world. Richtofen brainwashed the other three protagonists, giving them false memories and names, and uses them to sabotage Maxis's plans to destroy the world. At least, that's what I can gather, there is more.
They could've used the fireworks as weapons. With some luck it sets the ground or the zombie struck on fire, which would kill the targeted zombie and likely a bunch of others in the horde. Not to mention that the loud noise and shiny bright lights should distract the zombies even if it's for only a few moments which should make it easier to hit them.
While I generally agree with the no loud noises or bright lights rule they presumably attracted all the zombies in the area already. So if they shot fireworks soon after the horde battle then it would be pretty safe.
I don’t know why they stay together becuase in BOTH MOVIES somebody or some people betray them, take their shit, but the main characters save their lives with an impossible zombie fight and then hug and have fun
6:16 but like, _how_ is she alive? You cant exactly brush off a violent allergic reaction to something like that. How didnt she die because of a anaphylactic shock or smth?
As a person with severe allergic reactions to nuts, she would not have. Also, WHY TF DID SHE NOT CHECK ANY LABELS ON FOOD? Or at the very least learn what nuts looked like naturally so she didn’t eat them. I guess that’s why HighBoi calls her a bimbo bitch lol
tbh if someone would offer me an zombie raidable safezone in and wants my guns melted in return I would choose to keep my guns and die somewhere outside
Babylon is the perfect example of how hippies will never survive anything bigger than a Netflix blackout, without foreign intervention they wouldn’t have known basic security measures
If the average hight of a building is 1 story, and one Elvis Presley is 42 (His age when he passed) and you have 3 buildings of average hight, then 714 (42 times 17) divided by 30 gives us about 23.8/100.
if i woud have seen this video i woud have skipped it too. Didnt and i can tell you goddammit freezer bimbo is even more anoying than he discribed her. Just watch the after credits scene and you got pretty mutch all that is good in the movie.
Gotta say, Wichita's behaviour irked me in the first movie but there was logic behind and survival. Here, I just wanted to see her get devoured alive so that I wouldn't have to witness anymore of her crappy behaviour (though it was nice karma to see that she gets abandoned by her sis after showing her how to countless times AND seeing her f*ckboy forgetting about her after she ditched him. Though the audacity of this bitch to blame him for that, especially given the note !)
The minivan they drive is one of GM’s old “Dustbuster” vans: a first generation Pontiac Trans Sport (later renamed Montana). Other than badges and some plastic trim (fake Pontiac grille in the bumper, LOL!), it’s the exact same van as the Oldsmobile Silhouette and Chevy Lumina APV (later renamed Chevy Venture). There are so few of these left running today that I’d expect it to be the one they dragged out of a junk yard and filled with bullet holes.
if the zombies were really stupid, couldn't u just set up a big meat grinder surrounded by light? so when it turns on all the undead just move towards the noise and light and death. if this were to be improved, you could get a few volunteering humans to stand on a raised platform as bait or something. like in that scene from the silence when a woodchipper gets turned on and all the weird bats fly in
So the “man we’re getting good at this” I would assume means that they often piss off hordes of zombies being a witty joke at how bad they are at being sneaky
Ok, so Elvis owned at most 9 buildings. So 9 builidings x 17 Elvises (which is the rating given) gives us 153 buildings. Which means that High Boi gives this movie 153 out of 3. Good movie then
@Dwight Miller i wanted the actual rating to see if he liked it or not!
@@richy4292 brightest banana best banana
or 17 out of 3.
Or you could just do normal way and multiply it
Yes, but how many buildings did he own on average?
17 elvises out of 3 buildings got me MAN
That joke is gold
can somebody pls explain the reference tho
Don't mind me, I'm just here so that I can get a name for the reference
Always dose
Am dumb brain smooth please explain
Bruh the zombie horde was 250 meters away tops and they still somehow condensed 4-5 hours of heavy labor into 5 minutes.
They were fucking miles away dude, what kind of 250m runs have you done lmao
@@Wasteman365 bruh my bad. Was watching on a tiny ass phone screen.
@The Duke Of Flem I wasn't arguing about the lack of time, but the distance haha
JUST STOP YOUR HURTING MY BRAIN
R/movie logic
4:28 mans forgot that little rock stopped by that place and possibly told that story to her
Was looking for this comment.
my thoughts exactly
@@HenryHiggins-Freese same
Makes sense
Man, you have a talent of explaining movies so well without me even knowing they existed. I give this channel, 10 monetizations out of 2 crackpots.
2 left asscheeks out of 92 wheelchairs
Are they not just going to mention the hawkings and the ninjas that we never saw in the movie
Ninja go wooosh
If the Ninjas are Ninjas that's why we never saw them, and the Hawking are smart enough not to mess with a protaganist.
Well, there was one Hawking on the RV Scene
@@yellowsnowbird true
@@marvinn3433 that was a t-800
You forgot about the part at the very end where Bill Murray is a badass and kills a bunch of zombies the day he was at an interview at a Garfield movie
The Only Good part of the movie.
That’s the first Zombieland movie. This one is double tap...
@@lethellsing No, Double Tap has a Mid Credit scene with Bill Murray Interviewing for Garfield 3 .
@@hech-kay5060 must have missed that part then
@@lethellsing its in double tap watched a week ago
They shot up fireworks again, exactly right after attracting the horde of zombies WITH fireworks
Reminds me of those gender reveal parties
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1:56 a musket wouldn’t be that bad. In close combat, with a bayonet, you could easily kill multiple zombies. Those things were built to be used as clubs and spears.
Guns were just built different back then
@@mosesracal6758 No, you can club or stab with any gun today.... and bayonets are still used. You could use a modern gun in the same way. The specific gun, a Model 1795, is tbh built a lot more like a modern gun, i.e. typical bolt action rifle, compared with earlier guns.
Yeahno, cqc, small space and spear would be okay if this was walking dead but the zombies here are tankier and faster, you're better of with a shorter slashing/blunt weapon
Not to mention those things shot golf ball size bullets
As the founding fathers intended
I could be wrong but I think the "man we're getting good at this" line is referring to attracting zombies, not killing zombies, which is why she said it before the fight started and in such a sarcastic manner
Peharps but I think he knew but just stating the fact she run away every 5 minutes and said "they're good at this" (attracting zombie) like she is being part of the movie while doing basically nothing so far except running away. I seen it that way if that makes sense, I dont know how to phrase it.
This guy is so funny and underrated keep up the good work this is amazing
Yesd
Not anymore😂
And yet he's already pretty much 400k
@@thehithereman7083 he was at 30k last time I checked
@@cheeseburger3007 yeah when i subscribed yesterday he was at 300k.
Hippies: *shoots FIREWORKS*
Zombies: oooh~ Shiny lights
Hippies: *kills zombies*
Also Hippies: *shoots fireworks AGAIN!*
i think she was saying there getting good at calling in a shit ton of zombies lmao
im holding the like button cuz of the nice number
@@plaguecrow754 LMAOOOO TY
@@ClxudXD I’m gonna ruin it
70th like boiii
@@jerrythefathedgehogwhoexpl4738 asshole
@@ClxudXD heyehehehehehe
2:36 you are absolutely right because I heard that instead of one beast, there's something more like ten, so they'd be able to have their own beast with several to spare. I at least know that there are enough that they could each drive in separate ones if they really wanted to.
If the president, the aides and the office workers were not at the White House, how do you think they left? Do you think all of them were able to get into Marine One and Two?
@@shooterqqqq you think they’d stay on the ground? They probably were evacuated by chopper.
3:04 She means they're getting good at attracting zombies Mistah
Zombies are literal baby sea turtles, they go where light and noises are!
True
true two
@@3ds_2000s tru 3
Awh 🥺
@@Z_Viper08 true 4
^Hears Daft Punk Joke^
“It is...”
“Acceptable”
sees double comment
(it's actually funny)
"It is..."
"Acceptable"
mjm
high boi is somehow able to make horror movies and almost every type of movie sound like its fun for kids
I mean...Zombieland is a comedy, but I get your point
yea
zombieland...horror movie... error 404...
a horror movie...?
On the contrary, he makes fun movies for children seem absolutely traumatizing.
i love how, in te end, i have time to slow my mind down a bit and finally appreciate the nonsense pic that had been on the scene for the entire video and have a final giggle, congrats bro
Watching these on my lunch break is the highlight of my day. Please keep doing these!!!
Worth noting that the car they drive off into the sunset in has no seatbelts? Whatever man rules for not dying are basically just guidelines anyway.
In a world where the routine is no traffic and constant vigilance
@@_hecxagon IDK man, you get spooked by a zombie and you crash, that seatbelt might save you.
@@MarkusGlesnes fair
Yeah and surely that’s in their extensive rulebook
the 1996 oldsmobile silhouette does but they aren't wearing them
Why was it so funny when u said
“Did you see those fuckers sprint?”
its some fukin i am legend shit then
I question how the fuck those hippies survived, they should've been dead by now..it reminds me of the Hobbs and Shaw movie final battle
Dude everything this guys says is golden
Read this as he said it. Weird🤔
honestly half these characters deserved to be zeroed within a few minutes
I agree
Specially the f*cking hippies
@@Acemaster34 F the hippies they look like they don't bathed
@@beelzebub9972 Yeah, and you look like you don't English
@@chunkygaming8464 ok, I guess you too
1:42
*breathes in*
OWN A MUSKET FOR HOME DEFENSE
Can we just appreciate the consistent uploads for a second
The whole point of the movie is “they are great at getting zombies attention” they have more followers than pewdiepie
True
Who's pewfiepie?
@@SpecialProjectY a popular youtuber
@@SpecialProjectY well at the moment the most subscribed single person TH-cam channel.
can somebody determine how he actually rates movies? my brain is too small for me to understand how he really feels about movies
So after analysing over 50 of his videos, running each one through an advanced AI system programmed specifically to Identify the emotion of a reviewer, and comparing them to 20 other youtube critics, my results have come out to: I've got no F*%&ing clue.
no one knows lmao
I always make sure to get high when I watch these, you just gotta know man
Usually seems like if the first number is higher than the second. He really enjoys the movie. If it is slightly lower than the 2nd number, he enjoys the movie somewhat, and if the objects seem more mundane as well as random, he has some issues with the movie.
Well just smoke a bit (by american standards) also drink a bit (by russian standards) and you should be able to contemplate his reviews better
-trust me bro
I just realized that everyone is named after a state or a city.
That’s because in the first movie their names are the cities/states they wanted to get to
you get a medal
@@Shadowfright_ the cities that they come from. wichita is from wichita. columbus is from columbus. etc etc
@@iliketurtles6845 no its where they're going, Columbus was going to Columbus to see his family who are deaf
@@iliketurtles6845 deaf
high boi is kinda smart, he explains everything perfectly
Congratulations on getting verified on youtube. I was here since you had 50k subs. It was crazy how quickly you blew up. Keep up the good work.
the Daft Punk reference got me, but it's also sad because they're gone.
@Cédrik Coutu they exploded in 2006 before, and they did it again
What ever happened to Skrillex?
@@jaemelancholy1684 we do not speak of him.
@@roulewave why, did he do something wrong?
@@thekiller7994 nah, this comment was made back in 2021, the year Daft Punk broke up and I’ve been fixated on the band for over 5 years (yes really) so the breakup hit me hard. The joke itself was good and I like a good reference
i can’t stop watching these videos. they’re so good I feel like i’ve actually watched the movies
I always loved how they have all working electricity in zombieland films 🤣 just love it
The secret service and white house literally has a bunch of armored cars that can take 50cal bullets like they're nothing
And they chose to take a minivan
i mean presumably when shit hit the fan the secret service took the president and got the hell out of dodge in their armoured motorcade
@@lionguardant5468also, I’d imagine those vehicles would be in some kind of motor pool area that’s locked up VERY tight when they’re not in use.
lmao the first one was at least somewhat realistic. this one they just said f it, let’s make it as absurdly unrealistic as possible
The whits house should have at least a couple armored limos since they use multiple limos in when going places for decoys
Plus there should've been at least a few secret service and security vehicles, since I doubt they all got destroyed/stolen.
If you bring a sword to a gun fight you can maybe win,lessons learned
why didn't any of the zombies attack the hippies in the gauntlet (they were just holding up Sheetmetal)
Bc Tally was their target and T800´s don´t let go of their target until it is dead.
@@babarella1374 that just fucking stupid
@@lancestewart9013 At least it was explained
@@SirCheeseEater yeah I guess
herd mentality
Having a firework party in the middle of a zombie apocalypse is like having a block party in the middle of the pandemic.
Oh believe, me it happened.
Oh believe, me it happened.
Oh believe, me it happened.
@@daamazingfireman5566 WAIT I MEANT- AGHHH
BUT I DONT REMEMBER MAKING THIS SO TY FOR THAT?
*”man we’re getting good at this”* -witchita, being SARCASTIC
1:43
Muskets are cool especially with that bayonet
And the ammo is just a ball so it’s easy to improvise
And Napoleonic uniforms are swag
Dude... before ball does the killing, you have too make it move with gunpowder - and getting it is a real problem. Also muskets are effective when fired from long, multiple rows, due to inaccuracy and misfire rate.
@@maciekr4641 and also the fact that it fires at a rate of fire, of 3 bullets per minute
@@maciekr4641 but if you have a AR you can’t wear a jaëger uniform
Just as the founding fathers intended 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
I use muskets and cannons for self defense all the time as God intended
I absolutely love the random ratings at the end of the movie explorations 😭😭
I keep refreshing and u keep getting more and more subs
Your computer screen cutting off the wall meme has created something that made me laugh harder than both movies.
9:19 dude even they are zombies the cop is still chasing the prisoner
I think they were handcuffed together
This is a just a cod zombies storyline.
The original zombies was way more conspiracy-filled than zombieland, it involved Nazi moon bases and most of the main characters names and personalities actually being brainwashed fabrications by Group 115.
@@redeye4516 holy shit i thought zombies was a mode to have fun on not a whole ass BOOK worth of lore
+L1ghtsGaming
You know that meme about gameplay vs lore?
Yeah, the original cod zombies timeline fits that like a glove. It's mindless fun with lore you wouldn't even have known without delving very deep.
Put simply, two nazis who are responsible for the zombies in the first place, one awol and schizophrenic Richtofen and one angry ghost Maxis, both with several war crimes under their belts, are fighting each other for the fate of the world. Richtofen brainwashed the other three protagonists, giving them false memories and names, and uses them to sabotage Maxis's plans to destroy the world. At least, that's what I can gather, there is more.
@@redeye4516 group 935 not the element
@@redeye4516 Conspiracy? What? It's an entirely fictional game my guy
10:00 those fireworks are weed fireworks too!
They could've used the fireworks as weapons. With some luck it sets the ground or the zombie struck on fire, which would kill the targeted zombie and likely a bunch of others in the horde. Not to mention that the loud noise and shiny bright lights should distract the zombies even if it's for only a few moments which should make it easier to hit them.
Plus, you could probably blow their lower legs off if you used more powerful fireworks like mines.
When she says " man we are getting good at this " is in reference is that they always attract hordes or loads of zombies towards them
While I generally agree with the no loud noises or bright lights rule they presumably attracted all the zombies in the area already. So if they shot fireworks soon after the horde battle then it would be pretty safe.
Any more is still really bad especially since they used most their recorces
I swear this guy just gained like 200k subs in a week. Mental
He earned 100k since yesterday, he was at 400k and at the moment of this comment he has 500k
7:11 nice voice crack
holy shit your speedrunning yourube you went from like 8750 to 9120 today
hes at liek 22k now
Hes at 27k now
@@brightknight5989 29!
@@dudius3743 31!
@@ImperialFister 33!
3:15 I little burst a laugh. Great jokes man! I love your videos
I think I’ve watched this video 6 times today and I’ve loved every bit of it
9:32 all them hippies just stoned. Lol
this man just keeps getting subs, how? Literally a second ago he had 39k subs and now its 41k
You mean 46?
@@BagelBoi4000 you mean 57k ?
@@dromaludaire You mean 60.6k?
@@grawxxor2820 you mean 66.6k?... hail Satan
I subbed yesterday or the day before when he had 22k. He now has 104k.
I don’t know why they stay together becuase in BOTH MOVIES somebody or some people betray them, take their shit, but the main characters save their lives with an impossible zombie fight and then hug and have fun
Oh boy the ratings of the movies always kills me. I also just love how proud he sounds :D
When there's a zombie apocalypse, the worst thing that can happen is having a hippie melting ur weapons
This guy has the best rating system
Gotta love how many people just get instantly killed off all of two seconds of screen time.
I also think the movie idea would be interesting to say the least.... would not make much in theaters though :(
Yeah that's what I was thinking how would those hippies be that accurate from that high up and how the hell did they even see the zombies
I know this episode is over a year old but I had put off watching it so I could watch the movie first. Totally worth the wait.
4:35 I’m with you.
I’m with you
9:04 just keep doing that till all the zombies in the county are no more
In a zombie apocalypse, being a pacifist is a very quick way to die, because the only thing worse than zombies are other living people.
The last homer: **remains unseen through the entire thing**
“Meet the spy”
4:17 i have raised my hand in agreeing with you
3:17 it's sad because they stoped making music
6:16 but like, _how_ is she alive? You cant exactly brush off a violent allergic reaction to something like that. How didnt she die because of a anaphylactic shock or smth?
As a person with severe allergic reactions to nuts, she would not have. Also, WHY TF DID SHE NOT CHECK ANY LABELS ON FOOD? Or at the very least learn what nuts looked like naturally so she didn’t eat them. I guess that’s why HighBoi calls her a bimbo bitch lol
It's a little something we call M O V I E S C I E N C E
@NivuzeinaValakaze no it's called not having that big of a reaction
2:30 my inner Waluigi has been reawakened
WAW
IDC if I haven't seen this movie yet. This was worth the spoilers. You actually made me laugh like a witch, which I haven't done before.
The music in the background is perfect for the situation. Respect
im confused does he like the movie or hate it his rating is to confusing to me
Skill isssue
I thought it was obvious
3:00
I think she meant that they're getting better at attracting zombies lol
tbh if someone would offer me an zombie raidable safezone in and wants my guns melted in return I would choose to keep my guns and die somewhere outside
Babylon is the perfect example of how hippies will never survive anything bigger than a Netflix blackout, without foreign intervention they wouldn’t have known basic security measures
If the average hight of a building is 1 story, and one Elvis Presley is 42 (His age when he passed) and you have 3 buildings of average hight, then 714 (42 times 17) divided by 30 gives us about 23.8/100.
After seeing this I think I'm not going to watch it. It doesn't seem as good as the first zombieland
This one isnt even funny. The firsr is, but thats it
if i woud have seen this video i woud have skipped it too. Didnt and i can tell you goddammit freezer bimbo is even more anoying than he discribed her. Just watch the after credits scene and you got pretty mutch all that is good in the movie.
Gotta say, Wichita's behaviour irked me in the first movie but there was logic behind and survival.
Here, I just wanted to see her get devoured alive so that I wouldn't have to witness anymore of her crappy behaviour (though it was nice karma to see that she gets abandoned by her sis after showing her how to countless times AND seeing her f*ckboy forgetting about her after she ditched him. Though the audacity of this bitch to blame him for that, especially given the note !)
OH MY GOD it was such a good movie. Like a horror comedy? Hell yeah.
i was today years old when i realized they’re all named after places
They were named after the places they wanted to go. You learn this in the 1st movie
@@ixdffg3572 the place they were from I thought.
@@Tree_-wp5zn wasnt it where they wanted to go? I could be wrong-
Edit: i am wrong, it is indeed places they were from
The minivan they drive is one of GM’s old “Dustbuster” vans: a first generation Pontiac Trans Sport (later renamed Montana). Other than badges and some plastic trim (fake Pontiac grille in the bumper, LOL!), it’s the exact same van as the Oldsmobile Silhouette and Chevy Lumina APV (later renamed Chevy Venture). There are so few of these left running today that I’d expect it to be the one they dragged out of a junk yard and filled with bullet holes.
One thing I always noticed was that they never show The Ninja zombie against the main characters, it just gets that into and never gets used.
3:10 there good at attracting zombies lol
6:00 Goddamn minivan
Dang right.
Brb gonna watch the movie first
tyt
The harder better faster stronger joke hurts now :(
This guys videos get better and better every time
4:36 ME!!!!
0:25 He's Swinging A Crowbar
8:46
Maybe they just got infected turned a little but not fully
B and C isk why
The quote "were getting good at this" was sacasm
Tallahassee: *blows up minivan*
Four seconds older Tallahassee: "shet I wish we had a working minivan..."
if the zombies were really stupid, couldn't u just set up a big meat grinder surrounded by light? so when it turns on all the undead just move towards the noise and light and death. if this were to be improved, you could get a few volunteering humans to stand on a raised platform as bait or something. like in that scene from the silence when a woodchipper gets turned on and all the weird bats fly in
2:46 or the government took the cars when they heard about the zombies
And ran away to Vietnam for protection.
and they cant leave it in the fucking minivan because (fart) u know TaLlAhAsSeE 6:38
Why it was only the small car was because the workers and the president fled but died leaving only 1 car lmao
So the “man we’re getting good at this” I would assume means that they often piss off hordes of zombies being a witty joke at how bad they are at being sneaky