Zombieland explained by an idiot
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No cap, the happiest moment of this film is when Tallahassee gets his Twinkie
Wow this comment will blow up soon
@Neill Ánimatiøns EXCACTLY WTF
Yes
Yup, Tallahassassyeehaw deserves that lil' Twinkie not gonna lie, also hey IT WAS ME, DIO!
Ah yes, the negotiator
Tallahassee don’t care of the risks of dying he just wants that Twinkie
a loyal man to his not so loyal twinkie........
Yeahh it's kinda stupid but whatever it's also beautiful
enjoy the little things
@@comicscomics8325 👆
When the little sister pretended to be infected what would’ve happened if he give no fucks and wiped her before she said no
imo since there would have been no reason for tallahassee to hand over the gun to witchita, assuming she didn't tell them little rock wasn't actually infected, she probably would have tagged along with them until she had the upper hand and would murder them both in revenge
Now THAT would've been a serious fuck up by Wichita and Little Rock
That would've been better
Ikr I was thinking the same thing, imagine he just goes “ok sure” and shoots her instantly
I literally thought of that too Imagine if he just shot instantly and she just died.. because they wanted to go to an amusement park
Interesting fact, because Woody Harrelson is a Vegan, the set caterer hand made vegan twinkies for him
Damn that is interesting
Dude this is why I can’t learn about actors lives, I just don’t know how to process that guy being a vegan
@@byFiscus hey, at least he isn’t one of *those* vegans that shriek at you every 5 seconds for not going vegan too. Dude’s a very chill vegan more of a “hey, I made these burritos, give one a try” vegan, like my old classmate who brought me lunch every Monday
@@byFiscus Vegans doesn't mean whiny terrible person. That's just the stereotype. A lot of them are just cool people who care about animals or want the health benefits, but don't think it makes them better than meat eaters.
@@trustme3321 well, let's just say people like the vegan teacher and vegan gains just give vegan ism a bad name, and they're very well known compared to most other better vegan people, plus the fan bases are also extremely toxic which just deters people away from veganism as a whole
He is not an idiot, just because he knows how the hummers gas mileage is crap
The v6 isn't. It's just underpowered as all fuck. But I would say most people if not all people know the hummer chugs like a frat boy
@William West (student) like his Hammond bits in Jurassic park
He is a smart ass
@LonelyG33k the beast the s tank a tyota tocomma
@@FS--ew3se yes thats the point
I honestly thought when he first said "because he likes twinkies" that he meant hes into young gay guys because he literally said it as he picked up the dude
i think his high brain is actually hosting a higher power but because it was summoned in the form of a doobie has to work with what its got and tbh it aint much.
Yes. . I, thought a bit t o o vividly about that one. Eheh. .
I still choose to believe this
Yooooooooo XD
Humanity is a mistake
I have seen so many damn videos in the last day, they’re just addicting.
I so fucking agree, I have almost watched half of High Boi's videos today.
I'm on a streak too
Saaaayyymmuuhhhhh
Where do i find the movie?
Ye me too
90% of the comments are talking about how addicting this dude is
because he is
Bruv, his name is high boi, he do trick u know 🤌
It’s true
We get high on his videos 🤌
The comment right below this one cracks me up
The one made by stefano
man, this is this so addictive. Fuck
bruh I've been watching him for like three hours and THE VIDEOS NEVER END
@@jeremygamer48c13 thats one of the biggest benefits of him going undiscovered for so long
funny.
True
Feelings mutual bro...
the only reason why zombies are very bloody is because when they turn, their bodies start to decompose and rot quicker. therefore starting to show blood on their clothing even before they have attacked someone.
as "High Boi would like to say, MOVIE SCIENCE"
and also they fkn spew blood everywhere, naturally the blood will end up on clothes or whatever sometimes
also one thing that they show in this and the sequel is that the moment people turn they tend to throw up blood on themselves, so that could be another explanation
@@Bababooey759 When they are bitten blood from the wound area gets splattered on their clothes so technically, they have their own blood on them and also the blood from the person who bit them
the guy just wanted a twinkie
and because of that the world became a zombie infested place
Twinkies are really shit tho
@@hallway_revenant7919 you take that back!
@@Oddgamer0917 Never. For they are bland, sugar-infused cream-filled processed fucklogs and destroying them by burning them in copious amounts of dumpster fires is the only viable option.
@@hallway_revenant7919 😐🍫🔥🗑️ your comment but emoji's
@@noviceweeblol8023 I choked on my water-
I love how in 06:26 there are easily 100 zombies and he kills them all with 2 Pistols and 2 mags.
Yes 100 zombies 12 bullets movie logic
Dis dude is so underrated WUT
Ikr
@@ihaveeyesbutimustntlook1668 I just found this guy yesterday and I love his videos
He only had 7k subscribers 2 days ago lol
@@yodafloats9090 me too:)
I found him today and wow he blew up
I loved this movie. Also, they spew blood, so that's why it was everywhere for some people. And columbus is scared of clowns.
To bring comedy to a zombie movie makes it so good.
mhm it's weird
When turning they puke blood, that’s why there is and should be blood.
Was going to make this same comment
So that makes sense the girlfriend person who first turned in her sleep by Columbus wouldn’t have blood on her, since she just would’ve puked it into a little puddle by her in her sleep. Why that wouldn’t have woken her up, I don’t know.
But the bride made it down the aisle puking blood all over herself?
@@JohnDoe-ji5wg or she could have turned at any point in the wedding, and it looks like the whole zombie montage thing at the beginning of the movie is taking place when the apocalypse first started so the wedding go-ers probably don't know what's going on when she's turning. She then proceeds to try and eat her groom and chaos ensues
This film feels nostalgic at this rate. With how zombies were so hip and trendy around the early 2010s and were all over media.
Now they just watch CNN and repeat everything they see on TV as if it was their own idea.
When he said “ welcome to zombieland” its like he welcomed everyone to a land of zombie
I agree, unless you have a chainsaw attached to your arm and a jawline that could crush boulders, the Double Barrel Shotgun is a shite zombie-survival weapon. I love how in Project Zomboid it's only real use is alerting a 6 block radius to you.
Sorry my name isn't chris red field
Zombieland is one of my absolute favorite films. It was the first R-Rated movie I ever watched, saw it when I was around 13. It's still one of my favorites.
Y?
Lol same! It was my first R-Rated movie but I saw it when I was 11 😏
I saw it last year when I was 12. (Had yo skip some parts cuz I watched it with my siblings)
R? I thought it was TV-14 💀💀💀
Hey I used to work for that theme park! It's called Wild Adventures in Valdosta Georgia. As a side note Wichita made a semi-smart move, as rides that shit down for any reason (i.e fault, power problem, or being shot) the ride stops where it is. That ride is designed to hold you up there for a bit, then slowly release the valve. I have been binge watching this dude's vids cause they're great, keep it up!
I can also prove that I worked there btw, for anyone who cares
6:08 Nice skills there Columbus
Me after I realise I got a question wrong on the test but the teacher is already grading it 4:22
2:40, that’s a really stupid plan, imagine if he just immediately shot her before Emma Stone said anything, then Emma would go crazy and end up getting shot and killed
Smart plan but stupid execution, Emma stone should've just took the gun much earlier
the best movie summary ever
Highly retroactive but I love how Amber Heard became a zombie in this movie. That was just immediate method acting for her in hindsight
Another thing about the Hummer, if the body was ripped from its hands, then who closed the door?
The person must have had a really strong grip too to continue holding the steering wheel.
Being a zombie doesnt mean you cant be a gentleman
Zombieland was originally pitched as a TV show, hence "zombie kill of the week" and other elements that were intended to be a recurring theme. Not saying the movies weren't a fun watch, but I do wish they would make a TV show. Especially since Walking Dead ended up being a parody of itself anyway!
I could see it working better as a TV show, actually.
If I understood it correctly; If you get infected and survive, it takes some time to turn. If you die, you turn instantly. And the bride at the beginning got killed right there, explaining the blood.
If she got killed right there the setting doesn't make sense. The fact they're standing at the altar with everyone gathered around implies she turned mid ceremony
@@zwenkwiel816 Yeah man.
The only reasonable explanation is that the zombie virus inflicts self inflicted wounds on the zombies. Or that they're so hungry, they digest their own flesh and face until they decide this shit bad, I better eat something or someone.
i thought it was because some of them immediately vomit blood when they turn
2:25 : "so he killed the 2 zombies" also him:" so he killed the 3 zombies"
Man's actually high on dope whole making these voiceovers
I dont know, but I sure hope he is ;)
From someone who suffers with severe depression dude your awesome you've managed to do what no tablet has ever done and take me out of those I wanna die moods so you sir are a amazing legend and I love your videos
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5:55 “they go up n down up n down” im dying help 😂😭
I just subbed to this dood because he's funny as hell, and the cracked scaling at the end of each video rounds it off nice, good going bud
Everybody just gonna ignore how he said 3 zombies but it showed 2 on subtitles at 2:25?
0:40 Idea: what if it's the blood from the bites? They had to get bit somewhere, and it makes sense that the blood would drip down from the wound. Plus, if they bite someone in someplace important like the neck it'll cause them to squirt blood everywhere, especially once the biter pulls away.
1:34 tell that to The Doom slayer
Solutions to the bride’s bloody dress in the beginning:
A, she was on her period and forgot to wear a tampon/ pad
B, she was having a haunted house themed wedding
C, some other option that makes sense
Late response but in a trailer for zombieland the bride turns off screen and runs and tackles the groom hence the blood on her dress possibley coming from another zombie that bit her
Or she puked blood, or her innards turned into fucking kool aid
At 3:12 they didn't even TRY to make that Chieftain look like an Abrams lol
wait holy shit i just realized they were all named after state capitals. they should have named someone harrisburg or something 😔✋
Even though Detroit isn't a capital, I would have totally loved to see a character named that
vomiting up blood maybe explain why people have blood on their clothes right after turning, they start vomiting blood and everyone is like 'Oh no how can we help!? :(' and then boom zombie
6:38 Hey, double-barreled break-action shotgun is the stample of Doom guns and Doomguy's main weapon so it's logical he picked it
Although Pump-Action shotguns are kinda more reliable
This movie contains a rare clip of Amber Heard caught in the act of violence...
She's usually much better at not getting it caught on vid
One thing ive noticed is, why isnt the supermarket not raided and empty. Assuming this all has started relatively quickly, maybe 5-6 days into it im surprised a fully stocked store is left un raided.
even tho its probably the worst shotgun to have in zombiecenarios, a double barreled shotgun still is a decent weapon.
assuming a zombie dosent feel pain, most guns such as semi autos or revolver would kill them so slow you can still be bitten. shotgun just negates that.
and two shots i think is honestly enough.
if you fight against more than 2 zombies youre fucked anyway, a full auto shotgun, you broke into the pentagon for dosent change that once you miss a shot.
also they be reliable. i would not have fun cleaning a spas-12 on a daily while getting chased by a horde of zombies
Imagine having to reload a spas-12 while running from zombies
@@DoomedFr then shoot 3 shots just for it to jam and get you killed
He also talks about the reload being slow as fuck, I’ve been duck hunting with a double barrel since I was a kid. I can reload in 1 second if the the shotgun has ejectors. Without ejectors maybe 2.5 seconds. Honestly I’d still rather a reliable pump action like an 870. But my ideal zombie apocalypse gun would be a ruger 10/22 with a 100 round drum and a suppressor. Extremely quite, reliable, very common and light ammunition. But more than enough punch to put a bullet in a zombies brain.
My thoughts exactly. A double barrel is one of the worst kinds of shotguns to use in a zombie apocalypse, but there are definitely worse guns for a situation. Shotguns have a lot of stopping power, which is why they were so effective in the trenches of WWI and many handguns do not have much in the way of stopping power. There have been accounts of British soldiers during the Afghan war in the late 1800s of enemies taking multiple rounds to the torso from frickin Martini-Henry rifles and keep charging at them, only being stopped by a bayonet thrust.
It only good if you are the doom slayer
This movie is one of those "won't ever be topped" kinda movies. There are other great zombie movies, but the way this played was pretty much the absolute perfect zombie thriller.
I'd be interested in seeing you do a video on Warm Bodies; Very different style of zombie movie, but a very well done take on it the genre from a different perspective.
That scene with the ride killing the last zombies following Columbus also implies the rides just run automatically rather than being controlled by an employee at the control booth
High boi: double barrel shotgun is bad you know?
Doomguy: how about with no.
Loved the comment about a fondness for Twinkies!😂😂😂😂😂 perfectly placed!
Should've taken a shit in the bushes Columbus:it's what i learned in scouts
I've really longing for some zombie action movies. With a twist of comedy and this one was perfect for me NGL.
when Tallahassee said " shit fuck" for some reason made me laugh so hard
i always like to imagine that you are actually completely blazed when doing the voice over lol.
I was expecting a Twinkie out of yellow hummers
It's funny how this guy is like so addicting when his channel has the word " high " in it, and drugs are addictive sooooo
i like how he makes scary movies not scary so i can enjoy the content while not needing to watch it
That's adorbs, but I'm does this one actually qualify as a scary movie?
I honestly think it's a comedy, no?
6:54: guys...
*TIKY IS REAL*
My dad "oww bill Murray is in this, you know hes going to do something funny soon"
5 minutes later hes blasted with a shotgun
Me "haha yeah that was funny"
tallahasse just being mad at the mansion for having no twinkies is so funny to me
I liek
-High Boi,2019
5:38 quick question where did she get energy to run all coster? it's apocalypse!
Just some guy without a Mustache i show mercy to you
The walle one was a trap, now I am addicted to this high person talking about movies
Bruh yesterday u had 668k now u have 718k! U are such a good youtuber and I think u deserve all of these subs.
Yesterday he had 600k......
High Boi, I was amazed to find out the below info on H3's range.
Fuel Capacity: H3
The tank can hold up to 23 gallons, and it can get closer to 18 mpg on highways. That means you can get up to 414 miles with the best economy.
You know what I like, this movie ALOT and your channel please keep making more videos, I really enjoy Watching them
Tallahasse loves twinkies and thats why he helped columbus now it makes sense😂
Bro got the most scientific roast i have ever seen💀💀
Bro gave it a true rating, “A”. It’s been, never. I’m so happy
3:14- Inaccuracy spotted. The tank on the left is a Chieftan
A. The tank is British, they are in the USA
B. The Chieftan was retired in like the 1980s/1990s
nah nah nah , the H2 was bad on gas the H3 was fine
I'm actually not sure whether the one in the movie was an h2 or h3
@@HighBoi It was a H2, the H3 are smaller and more round, also fun fact the Number 3 is a reference to Dale Earnhardt Sr because Tallahassee is about as American as one man can be
@@nickrustyson8124 dang didn't know the intimidator was involved
My idea for the blood would be that they cough up blood before fully turning, probably not how it works so maybe it’s not blood but really just a lot of koolaid
You should do a movie called the art of self defence
Its fucking amazing…
you gotta remember this is a comedy movie so it doesn't matter if it doesn't make sense
dude i wish i could watch all these videos for the first time again
I binge watch this dudes channel as much as this dude smoke weed
i wish to answer your question about the bloody clothes at the begining when zombies are fully turning they throw up blood and we even see this with columbus roomate
At exactly 2:28 High boy says Tallahassee killed the 3 zombies but in the white text in the bottom only said 2 so this is why he is convicted of stealing a child
I know its a old video but when you were explaining a double barrel is a "Inefficient weapon" the simplicity of the gun makes it more reliable and ya its slower to reload but 12x70 is one of the most common rounds in the world so making it easier to scavenge ammo and on the topic of ammo, can support many different rounds of ammo and if you're ever desperate enough you could come across low powered rounds that wouldn't cycle in a semi-auto. ya pump actions hold 6+1 (traditionally) and would be more effective but i'd take a double barrel over lets say a .50 AE desert eagle all these diehard zombie fans would pick when realizing the weight, low magazine size, and rarity of ammo.
Ru an axe murderer?
@@Lauren-vo2bo no just a gun enthusiast.
@@agentsly3858 Ok
"my sister doesnt want to turn into a zombie can you shoot here for me"
"sure *gunshot*"
"wait-"
This was absolutely the best way to watch a zombie movie. Subbed.
Just found this channel, I will now binge watch until I hate myself.
ive never seen this movie but hearing this makes me think this movie is shit
On a single tank the h2 hummer (which is what that is) will go 320 city miles per tank. They get 10mpg city, up to 15mpg highway, and it has a 32 gallon tank
The gun that Tallahassee takes out of the hummer is an mp7. The problem with that is only the military can have them so how the fuck was there one in the back seat. Also the round it is chambered in is not available for civilian purchase so once you run out of rounds in the magazine that gun is useless.
Zom apocalypse bruh free weapons everywhere
Yes
Wait, that was the whole movie? I expected something more than just "yeah, they're a family now
Yeah boi your growing fast. That's what I like to see.
second
Third
Fourth
Threve!
Ooohhh boy you're blowing up
fun fact: the theme park filming location is called wild adventures in Valdosta GA (been there many times its so fun)
I took it so wrong when he said he has a soft spot for twinkies while showing a shot of this short small sidekick boi
i know everyone is saying this, but i cant stop watching your videos bro. you are seriously underrated, keep up the good work
What I want to know is how that Chieftain tank at 3:14 ended up there, despite the USA never buying any exports of them.
Moral of the story: Tallahassee finally gets his twinkie
That pogo stick ride, I’ve been on that one, it’s a nice little park, (they let Florida hurricane evacuees in for free) LAUNCHES YOU…
He gave this movie a one out of 26 let that sink in
I can never think of one scene high boi doesn’t explains and always feel like all movies could be way shorter
This man has a chronic hate for that hummer
Bro today earlier it was 775k now like 7 hours later its 813k?
This channel gonna blow up
Here before 1 million
When she says let me do it I’m saying no even if Little Rock wasn’t infected cause I’m risking my resources
If it’s the walking dead, we are safe, but if it’s the running dead, we doomed
This dude was blessed by youtubes algorithm. Fuckin exploded in the past month.