4:11 joy con means that when you use one of the two joy cons it called a joy stick. and when you use them both together it called a controller. then take the first three letters from (joystick) and the first three letters from (controller) and put them together it makes the word (joy-con)
9:58 - "I swear I've heard this song before... I don't know if it was in a Flash game or something" OK SO I WAS LOOKING AROUND I FOUND THE GAME! It was saved on an old USB stick of mine back in 2012. twitter.com/TheRealGDColon/status/1341498506083774467 (and yes i know it's a remix of the SMW castle theme - i thought that was obvious)
Bro makes everyone's day better by just talking about stuff for half an hour you got me through my teen years with fun and excitement with your videos all I can say is thank you. Ther eis legit nothing but sub
16:42 "This thing is basically just the wii but... u." Me: No not me 21:26 Colon being funni: What did u expect me to use this for? Everyone else: idk it just came up randomly for some reason lol
Wii U stares into his soul, hoping for him to remember him GD Colon: "I don't know what this is" Wii U: F word in 01101010100101001010101001010101010100101010101010100101010101010101010111010101110100101010
8:40 "BEAT IT BEAT IT BEAT IT AAAAHD3URDHEHC9REHVHU" "I'M LITERALLY SWEATING RIGHT NOW" "THE MEAT HAS BEEN BEAT" ah fuf someone beat me to it wait... r/beatmetoit r/beatmeattoit r/beatmymeattoit YES
“Are ya winning son.”
8:42
Yeah dad, wanna join?
@@lilbigmichael9528 thats fucked up
@@bird7386 h o w
@@lilbigmichael9528 that is so f ed up
this is so under rated lmfao
This is the kind of content I'm subscribed for
I’m the first like and reply before this is famous
ayy only 9 likes here? IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lemon cak.
e
only 42 like?
5:57 This is the most exercise colon has gotten in 7 years.
a heart and no likes?
S l a m. I t. N o w.
He's just like slightly punching it. Its not even "slamming"
lol true
true
GD Colon: *Picks up Wii U gamepad*
“I don’t know what this is”
*Sad Wii U noises*
i gave a "bruh really" kinda face when he said that
Kinda understandable tho
Like who wants to remember the wii u
@@NotFine me
The Wii U is amazing
@@yeahman70 Yea same
13:38
*”Wait, it’s all Stereo Madness?”*
*”Always has been”*
Hello
I did that glitch with fingerdash
Nah it's a gotcha
It’s a glitch that stormfly talked about in his bug vid
whenever he turns on his webcam he looks like hes doing a presentation and explaining something
I can just picture him coding something and then he’s SLAMS the enter key
Wait a minutr th-cam.com/video/h2WygHkAyT4/w-d-xo.html
He does
heh, slam
@@EthanHasnt hehe slam go brrr
He showed some footage of that on the texture randomiser video
Me too
He looks like one of those npc’s that just move their mouths when they talk with no emotions
Lol what is that profile tho
lol hop on forknife
Colon is a nice guy :)
cool beans
ow
Don't Worry Colon, you're not the only one who makes weird noises while playing video games.
8:43
When your parents walk in without knocking
I like how he changed the colors for the joy-cons
Ikr
You can change it in the icon menu
Not funny.
Just saying lol
Don’t start a fight please. I’m just noticing
4:11 joy con means that when you use one of the two joy cons it called a joy stick. and when you use them both together it called a controller.
then take the first three letters from (joystick) and the first three letters from (controller) and put them together it makes the word (joy-con)
I thought it meant joystick controller, wait…
"Enter is also a letter on the keyboard."
- Colon 2020
Wait a minute
Wait-
*Wait A Minute Something Ain't Right*
enter
Haha
9:58 - "I swear I've heard this song before... I don't know if it was in a Flash game or something"
OK SO I WAS LOOKING AROUND I FOUND THE GAME! It was saved on an old USB stick of mine back in 2012.
twitter.com/TheRealGDColon/status/1341498506083774467
(and yes i know it's a remix of the SMW castle theme - i thought that was obvious)
@@urboidarkwin This my second reply.
pog you did a thing
SMW
Wait why you only have one like
Who played will u
Aka me
“It’s just theme wi- but U. …” colon says it all with a straight face while I’m cracking up😂
His voice normally: innocent teen voice
His voice when he loses: Demonic screeches
hi
@@Monitorbread no
WHAT?
Yes
The meat has been beat!!! Colon 🍑
"So i used auto key to rebind the enter key.."
"No, i dont have a girlfriend why'd you ask?"
I don't get it
the joke is he just randomly said it out of nowhere without context whatsoever.
i thinks its because he plays games and does game challenges for a living, instead of going outside and meeting girls
@@RBLXGiveaway what are girls
Everybody gangsta till colon beats bloodbath with a dance dance revolution foot pad
SPINNING DUCK ARRIVED
h
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
weeeeew
Y O S
i want to spin around too :)
"Enter is a letter on the keyboard"
-Colon 2020
Makes no sence. You got multiple
@Sean Lorhenz Java yeah that's the thing
E for enter
Bro makes everyone's day better by just talking about stuff for half an hour you got me through my teen years with fun and excitement with your videos all I can say is thank you. Ther eis legit nothing but sub
gd colon next:
"inventing new controllers to play GD with!"
Gd colon nexter
So this button that is super big makes u jump and this one is for the ship, this is the bla bla bla bla
“I know the ship part”
*Dies instantly*
bruh
*Preheat Oven to 475°F*
RobTop: I'm not even gonna ask what this is...
Imagine what his parents are thinking at 8:34
8:44 is definitely funnier xDDDDDDD
Lul
21:22 I love that Colon will always be a man of culture.
W LAUNCHPAD
Is that a really good one?
@@EmperorFeatherFlight yeah
Stereo Madness
8:46
Colon being Npesta part 2
Also the outro theme is Options by Frums
It is actually Options by Frums, as stated in the bottom left corner during the outro.
It is actually Options by Frums, as stated in the bottom left corner during the outro.
@@janKepi Woops, accidentally got them mixed up. Thanks for the correction
"THE MEAT HAS BEEN BEAT"
-GDColon 2020
First imposter now colen. Where is The Enflish language?
@@seve8791 I Dint's knoe
@@Hope1353 r/whooosh
@@seve8791 r/woooooooooosh
@@Hope1353 ?
“I JUST WANT MY ASPARAGUS PLEASE PLEASE”
-GD Colon
1:15 duelo maestro: am I a joke to you?
are we just going to ignore the spinning duck in the backround of his intro?
Rotating duck with flippers
th-cam.com/video/lknzALc0NeA/w-d-xo.html here 10 hour version of duck
Yeah
yes
Yes
Everybody: listening to gd colon
Me: listening to the duck circling
0:01
Same lol
Wow, not a minute in and taking a jab at the Wii U gamepad!
Ok I'm interested
😭😭
Next, geometry dash on spagetti!
on spagetti
@@ioanamihailescubria4261 yeah
@@cultisttt wait you seem familiar
@@Silvermoonmaker maybe because i play battle Cats and geometry Dash like you?
*Clubstep Monster made of Spagetti*
16:42
"This thing is basically just the wii but... u."
Me: No not me
21:26
Colon being funni: What did u expect me to use this for?
Everyone else: idk it just came up randomly for some reason lol
Colon: * sets enter key on phone *
Also colon: *S M A S H* *
Lol
Wii U stares into his soul, hoping for him to remember him
GD Colon: "I don't know what this is"
Wii U: F word in 01101010100101001010101001010101010100101010101010100101010101010101010111010101110100101010
0:41 *looks at a wii u "i don't even remember what this is" that is too fucking relatable.
5:03 “oh I got all three coins” ... who’s gonna tell him?
meme me
**shows wii u**
"honestly i don't even remember what this one is"
i don't blame you
I own one how dare you
O sht I thought it was a vita lololol I'm dumb af
I own one how dare u
Colon out of context: I JUST WANT MY ASPARAGUS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
The enter key part where he plays the jitter click is Priceless
Man got more exercise than he has in 8 years
THE MEAT HAS BEEN BEAT‼️ 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯
8:40
"BEAT IT BEAT IT BEAT IT AAAAHD3URDHEHC9REHVHU"
"I'M LITERALLY SWEATING RIGHT NOW"
"THE MEAT HAS BEEN BEAT"
ah fuf someone beat me to it
wait...
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmeattoit
r/beatmymeattoit
YES
r/cursedcomments
YT/cursedcomments
@@soda9573 yes
19:20 Aperture Science
Colon: Honestly, I don't remember what this one is.
Me: *Cries in Wii U being my only console*
*colen*
It was my first console
I like the Wii U (MaRiO mAkEr)
Seeing him use the giant enter key makes me wanna have one
Ikr
8:46 Minecraft enderman death sound
8:34 me at 3am on a Saturday be like
Underrated comment
Rated comment
Colon: This is a video of me playing with different controllers.
The video: *Colon flexing on how much cool technology he has*
6:53 DUDE WHAT ARE YOU DOIN-
Hes putting hes head in his hand
I like how colon is getting more and more natural in front of the camera you can see in older videos hes really robotic lol
ai learns
"THE MEAT HAS BEEN BET" that is the funniest thing I've heard today
"bet"?
beat no bet
@@inkysplats1408 you think i give a shit
@Max Kathirgamanathan i still don’t give a fucking shit
@@therealbengam what an angry man
8:42
bro was way too comfortable with that movement 💀💀💀💀
💀
17:50 Hey Colon wanna know that's Pokémon? You can see the psychic type symbol at the end and you can also see the 'Haunter' Pokémon in the background
OHHHHHHH
@Carved Haunts oh thats so cool i didnt notice that i only saw haunter
@Carved Haunts when you're so used to ghast that gastly sounds weird:
@Carved Haunts oh ok
@Carved Haunts I'll edit it
8:50 “THE MEAT HAS BEEN BEAT!!” 😂😂
You do know people who uses emojis dont get comments alot right
@@catmeow5281 well i just did
typical facebook comment
@@thegreatjan ikr
@@thegreatjan no one cares
1:14
Duelo Maestro 👌
Seeing Colon smash a giant enter key for some reason brings joy to me
Colon: “Slamming the enter key is hard”
GD Mobile players: First time?
Wait you slammed your phone to play gd
No it really isn't that hard
Ye I get mad sometimes lol
who is hitting their phone to jump in gd
Lol
Oh my god I'm practically screaming TWSS the entire video
Colon should try to hook up GD to the light switch or something.
Or to a fridge door
Or to grass blades
Or to his eyes
Guest at his house: *is epileptic*
Colon who hooked up gd to the light: SHAKE LIKE NO ONES WATCHING
Or his stomach
"Nintendo switch is good, controller-wise"
-RobTop
You should do this again because two player Platformer levels exist now.
*pulls down second worst selling nintendo console controller that everyone hates*
Colon: “Honestly, I dont even know what this one is”
Man I loved playing with that thing..
Me too and just A week ago my mom bought me when Waker HD and now I feel surreal offended
that thing is my childhood
@@devolvable5763 yeah me too, i like the wii u its just a joke comment
Colon never just plays the game. He always finds some incredible way to make it cooler!
5:19 I can imagine him wanting to go down a line and violently punching the enter key lmao
I just got in my school break and u uploaded great timing
7:02 HM YES MY FAVORITE LETTER
E N T E R
Good point
the way gd colon SLAMS his enter key is the same way youtubers SLAM they're mouse for satisfying clicks.
I just realised he’s wearing an OwO UwU shirt
Yes
cring
@@gloz6662 cringles cringe and pringles
YEAH
NOOO COLON WHYYY
Me: *Sees notification*
Also me: clicks the video
Colon: “I don’t know what this is”
Me: “How dare you disrespect my child hood!”
I’m very happy the first thing you said when you saw Kirby was “Kirb! Kirb! Poyo poyo!”
He says "I can't wait for 2.2"
plot twist: *it's never coming out*
*Sad body colon noises*
And when I mean body colon it's the organ
Noooo
@@williamboodoo4021 no indeed no
Funny very funny #Kazuma TV
"Its this artifact"
Me: it's not an an artifact, it's an ancient device
First
No chain
7:01 "Enter is also a letter on the keyboard." Wise words of GD Cologne~2021
Next video: Beating Kenos with Nintendo switch joy-cons.
5:08 for the entire level only look at his face cam, the Enter key and never felt such pain before
3:32 "wheres my brain?"
Famous last words
GD Colon: **Plays Geometry dash with Joy-Cons**
Nintendo: **Noted**
“ I don’t know much stuff but I know you can make buttons do things “
- Colon 2020
Bro he turned into Npesta at 8:46
I was like: “Oh, Colon is into music production?”
And was slightly disappointed.
4:11 Thanks for making me use my brain... I just figured out it means “joyful - controller”
Or, it's just named that
No bro it called Joycon because when you play with one it become "joy"stick but when you use two it become "con"troller
0:00 SPINNING DUCK
I love how you have a OwO staring at you the whole time in the cam
16:48 have you ever heard about the virtual boy
The dead serious face on colon always gets me
i love how at the beginning he had a spinning duck
at the end too
GD colon: chilled and calm playing geometry dash
Me: screaming and panicking
0:16 I immediately thought of the donkey kong bongo controller things (or whatever they’re called) lmao
so many things he says during this video can be taken out of context and i love it
Colon’s videos are as scarcely uploaded as the time between solar eclipses
7:42 colon: i know this ship part
him 2 seconds later: *dies*
i was literally watching the one where he was playing a Mario medium demon, and a Mario ad came on ._.
"Ooh! All 3 coins."
time: 7.0
time required: *literally 8.5*
7.0>8.5
@@sandyquilty3138 visible confusion
10:46
Colon: Ooo Tight!
Me: Andddd... thats what he said.
13:05 ay look at this duck
So i think that the most notable multiplayer lvl is piggyback
Sad duelo maestro/master dual noises
This is why we love gd cologne
8:33 only mobile players like me feel this pain
Edit: WOW! Thx so much for 38 likes!
Lol ikr
Why? spamming on mobile is like the easiest thing ever, its way easier than on mouse
@@nrreno really?
@@kham_pastgom yes. You have 10 fingers that can be used on mobile, but you can really only use up to 4-5 fingers on mouse/keyboard
@@mrutherford1106 Let me tell you: sometimes you tap with 3-4 fingers the same time, and unlike mobile, in PC there're many ways to spam