Girls: I’m not like other girls Boys: I’m not like those boys, I’m a nice guy Pewds: I’m the complete opposite to simps, I used to be to nice to girls but not anymore *pulls saliva out of mouth and throws it*
😭 I’m sorry to self promote man I’m just trying to reach my goal and grow a bigger fan base and I want y’all to be apart of it if y’all could give my vids a chance
There was a chick that simped for me for like a whole summer one time. She dated one of my friends and after they broke up me and her were still friends. She ended up asking me out at one point I said no for obvious reasons. Then she just tried to play it off like she was joking the whole time. We are no longer friends anymore because she randomly started ghosting me not responding to text or anything , she also started coming up with stupid reasons to not hang out anymore. Then later she ended up telling me to go fuck myself for a dumb ass reasons. I talked about this with many of my friends and they all agreed she was just upset I didn’t get with her
Actually this simp issue is really serious, in india the boy is really nice and asks to be in relationship with him to girl and if they say no or reject the guy they throw acid on them as a revenge. Not always it's very rare but it happens. Even in other countries like Brazil same condition.
@@ureehueurv no it's nothing to do with any culture it's just that Simps feels very insulted when they get rejected and to take revenge they throw acid on girls face.
@@ureehueurv I guess, it has to do more with pop culture than the culture. In india, there's too many toxic rom-coms movies. Like you can have a bag, that can fill up to thousand movies and you would just filled it, by the catalogue of the rom-com movies, that just released last year and that's just expected amount and I'm not even mentioning how many movies about rom-com genre released over the lifespan of indian cinema, you wouldn't believe it, it's like the entire indian cinema exists, solely for rom-com genre.
A girl told me recently that she avoids "simps" not because they are nice but because they've failed so often that they resent women... I had no counter hahaha
To the amazing people seeing this: I hope you are all doing well and staying positive and following your dreams My dream is 1K. I’m struggling , any help would be absolutely amazing 🙏
I like it, but often pepole with podcast talk about personal stuff. So maybe pewds should make and im serious. A onlyfans acc. Pepole may not know this but pepole use this for other things than 18+.
The weirdos that hit up girls to "hang out and talk about the universe"at 1am, are just weirdos. Like yes I love meeting men I don't know alone in the middle of the night, seems like a great time.
My heart melted when Felix said that he understands women pain seeing these messages. Side story. One time one Nigerian talked to me on social media messages for 4 month. We were practicing our English and just chatted about different things. He hasn't said a single thing about my appearance. Just asked for nudes one day.
10:18 - this actually gave me a lot of comfort for some reason bc i've been in a LOT of situations where a guy gets mad at me bc i don't reciprocate their feelings haha
People talking about the biggest simps but forgetting about Thanos, he was going to kill half the universe to impress lady death in the original comics
@blowing trees dude ive seen you in a lot of comments just saying Pewds is trash, please just go watch something you like, its bad for your mental health to always be hating for no reason. Im sad youre a BTS stan because Im also one, youre giving a bad name to us.
i came too see if anyone commented on this lol, when he started yelling 'GIMPPP' i just- noo this man is not 😂 Either that was some great reverse psychology, or i now have, burned into my memory, a bit more insight into his/their interests, or, lack thereof, than anyone really needed
The way I see it is: You can respect women and be nice to them and not be a simp, it’s when you quite literally do ANYTHING to please them, including hurt people, that’s when your a simp
i told my current girlfriend i liked her like half a year before i dated her, and that was a few months after i met her, when we started becoming friends, if you lay out your intentions and you play your cards right you can get the girl, no hiding your feelings or someone finding out, tell her
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Felix: "I would never even THINK of a woman..."
Marzia: Visible confusion
Purple Sky Omg pewdiepie commented on my most recent video
MSF FlushyOnIpad, sweeet
*sad Italian noises*
Í Ãm ĶèvîňB 2 stfu
Mixed Dude stfu
Pewds - " I would never even think of a woman"
A flying shoe from Marzia's side
That too good
🤣🤣🤣
“Petition to move this to top comment section(2)”
la chancla
Don't tell Marzia!
Pewds: "i used to respect woman. Not anymore'
Marzia : crying in the next room
Lol
Marzia isn't woman, she's a shark according to pewds so it's all good
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No no no you got all wrong.Felix is married to marzia but pewdiepie makes TH-cam vids
Plot twist: Marzia is man :D
Felix: I'm not a simp
As soon as Marzia comes in
Everyone: ALL HAIL QUEEN MARZIA
Sry I dont know if u mean it as a joke but its not Martzia its Marzis
S I M P
Well technically he is married, so can not be considered a SIMP
u have 444 likes so im not ruining
Cringey comment
The Intros go crazy lately I swear, I am never disappointed.
Are you winning dad?
You winning
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Dope thumbnails on ur channl salamislice,
No one's expecting you to be happy for the intros. It's for pewds, not you.
Pewdiepie: Is this empathy for a woman?
It’s SIMPathy
good one
Yes yes yes
🤣🤣🤣
have a like. thats a good one
P
“I’m not like other guys”
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:Ddd
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Pewds: "I used to respect women, not anymore!"
Marzia: *pizza time stops*
*Angry Pasta Noises*
*Angry M A R I Z A noises*
Pizza time
Pp
This is the 3rd time in a row I saw this shitty joke jfc
Pewds: i am not a simp
Also pewds: flies to italy to meet a girl he met online
Bro they met and marzia texted him cuz she was a fan of him at the beginning of their relationship...
@Sweet Williams you didnt know that pewds eventually fly to Italy and live there for quiet sometime?
yes I'm a simp
Super
intense
minecraft
player
@Einar Th actually yes, but he had a chance with her to begin with.
@Einar Th It's not even
Girls: I’m not like other girls
Boys: I’m not like those boys, I’m a nice guy
Pewds: I’m the complete opposite to simps, I used to be to nice to girls but not anymore *pulls saliva out of mouth and throws it*
what an alpha move
blowing trees I think you’re confusing him with Felix Kjellberg
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🅦🅗🅞 🅦🅐🅝🅣🅢 🅣🅞 🅑🅔 🅜🅨 1🅢🅣 🅢🅤🅑🙏🙌😔😞🙌🙏
blowing trees then why are you so early to reply to this early comment
Felix: *spits in his hand and throws it at the camera*
Public Speaker: "Now see, that's a natural right there. I have so much to learn from him."
LMAO😂😂😂
Man, bet this shit will have about 1000 likes in a day
Public speaker: "He went from imaginary props to bodily fluids. He's an expert!"
@@NimbusDesu man's revolutionizing the industry
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Pewds: "Do female simps exist?"
Kpop stans: "Allow us to introduce ourselves"
:o
Twilight/Fifty shades readers: hold my whip
I'm a kpop Stan anddd this is truuueee lmaoo
Also female weebs :>
as a kpop stan, yes.
Pewds travelled thousands of miles, to meet a girl he met online. Now they're married.
*Pewds is the ULTIMATE SIMP*
Wait, that's how their relationship started?
Well he sucseded so he is a reverse simp
@@dawgondahorse yes
*cocks gun*
@@thesenate2078 Doesn't matter if you marry her or not, that's not what simping is about.
PewDiePie: “I have no respect for women”
Marzia: “Hey Felix can u please help me out quick? ☺️”
PewDiePie: *”Right away Marziaaaa”*
Everyone simps for her, she is the exception of simping
@@simonevans2552 That's what a SIMP would say
@Relax Channel dude... no
Emojis should be fucking banned
Luca The Vlogger you forgot the honourific
If a simp adopts the son of his "girlfriend", the child, technically, becomes a simpson
They also automatically turn yellow.
🤣🤣🤣
😅
holy shit
Pewds' wedding ring item gives him +2000 anti-simp points when equipped.
DON'T ŕĕàđ MY NAME!
I'mma go steal it.Anyone wanna help me?
😭 I’m sorry to self promote man I’m just trying to reach my goal and grow a bigger fan base and I want y’all to be apart of it if y’all could give my vids a chance
@@dontreadmyprofilepic4686 ok
hes not a simp, hes found his soulmate, you realize what a simp is, pewdiepie is respectful towards women but doesnt use it to get sex from them
Pewds: “Do female simps exist?”
Corpse stans: *you made us what we are*
There was a chick that simped for me for like a whole summer one time. She dated one of my friends and after they broke up me and her were still friends. She ended up asking me out at one point I said no for obvious reasons. Then she just tried to play it off like she was joking the whole time. We are no longer friends anymore because she randomly started ghosting me not responding to text or anything , she also started coming up with stupid reasons to not hang out anymore. Then later she ended up telling me to go fuck myself for a dumb ass reasons. I talked about this with many of my friends and they all agreed she was just upset I didn’t get with her
@@cjjackson8309 okay x
Corpse? Like necrophilia???
No like corpse the butler
@@cjjackson8309 lol imagine having talked to a female
Felix: I will never be nice to a women. Marzia:😳
Frank and friends you say that while marzia experiences an earthquake due to pewdiepie yelling “FLOOR GANG”
@@shio9517 how dare you insult the king
Marzia: 🥺
👉👈
@@thesadfather1239 is that for me
Kishore is for you
Pokimane: *Has boyfriend*
90% of her fanbase: *"Bye"*
ADIOS*
Alperen Cicek Omg pewdiepie commented on my most recent video
MSF FlushyOnIpad stfu
Goodbye lol
@@flushysalt9714 good for u, now gtfo
“I’ve never respected a woman in my life”
Marzia’s face outside the door 😳
😂😂😂
Cmon dude,Marzia is married to Felix,not Pewds. Pewds would never simp for a wamen.
- the guy that started the respect wamen meme
@@ahsan.v8 True
Morgan dp gang
Actually this simp issue is really serious, in india the boy is really nice and asks to be in relationship with him to girl and if they say no or reject the guy they throw acid on them as a revenge. Not always it's very rare but it happens. Even in other countries like Brazil same condition.
Bruh what? Does this have to do with india's culture or smth(also if this is offensive i'm sorry i didn't mean it like that)
@@ureehueurv no it's nothing to do with any culture it's just that Simps feels very insulted when they get rejected and to take revenge they throw acid on girls face.
@@ureehueurv I guess, it has to do more with pop culture than the culture. In india, there's too many toxic rom-coms movies. Like you can have a bag, that can fill up to thousand movies and you would just filled it, by the catalogue of the rom-com movies, that just released last year and that's just expected amount and I'm not even mentioning how many movies about rom-com genre released over the lifespan of indian cinema, you wouldn't believe it, it's like the entire indian cinema exists, solely for rom-com genre.
@@ureehueurv Because it happens a lot in India.
It actually happens in those rural areas, not in cities... n done by uneducated retards.
Pewds be like "I used to respect women. Not anymore.”
Marzia be like: .......
Marzia is a dude
marzia isn't a woman, she's a wife
@@ivantumanov1015 your logic is beyond my IQ
Marzia be in the kitchen
W8, you are telling me Marzia is a women? Omfg
“It’s not simping if you are married” - PewDiePie
Yep
Agreed
Аlуssa -fuск ме- ТАР ОN MY РIС he said it on his “please don’t hate me for this” video
@@EndreaiYT bro it is a fucking bot
There is no benefits to men in marriage so getting married is the ultimate simp act of any man
"How do these people breed?!
... well, they don't"
Felix be serving us dinner with all these roasted simps
Hi can someone pls translate the Russian on Pewdiepie’s mask? Google translate isn’t working and I can’t wear something with naughty words for reasons
It literally translates to shak donalds
But how do they keep multiplying?
The idea of Pewds calling girl simps Gimps make me laugh more than it should.
Girl simps are called pick me girls
it’s kinda unsettling to know that there’s actually people out there who have that mindset of being nice = sex
Simp
Simp
Don’t jinx it, you can become one of “those people”. 0_o
That’s what a simp says
If i tell her that i like her then she calls me a creep, what else does a simp do?
This is why PewDiePie is better than Felix Kjellberg, he's not a simp.
Are u dumb they are the same person
felix isnt a simp man
He is joking idiots
Binod
CEILING GANG
Pewds: “I would never even think of a woman”
Marzia: 🗿
Pewdiepie commented on my most recent video!
JDYO Omg pewdiepie commented on my most recent video
MSF FlushyOnIpad this is y your parents dont love you
@@XGamer-no1nk kids?
Idiot
the king of un-simping has to be Gordon Ramsey in Hell’s Kitchen
ITS FUCKIN RAWW
Felix: ''I used to respect women, not anymore!''
Marzia: '' You have mamma'd your last mia''
Arnav Singhvi HOW DOES THIS NOT HAVE THOUSANDS OF LIKES!?!?!?
@@asher7240 i mean.... it just has been 20 minutes people are still watching the video probably
I read that in a stereotypical italian accent.....
And it sounded beautiful.....also I'm going to use that from now on.
Some people are really creative. This is hall of fame material comment.
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Pewds: "i used to respect woman. Not anymore'
Media : "WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!!
I respect your copypasta skills
DON'T ŕěâđ MY NAME!
Lol that’s great
exactly
10k subscribers without video challenge
Copy-Paste
Felix: "I would never even THINK of a woman..."
Marzia: *Pasta La Vista*
DON'T ŕĕãđ MY NAME!
@@dontcheckmyprofilepicture1909 ok, I wont
@@GamingBlogBrotherschannel It's Obvious They are Bots
@@rita-Shi-Mi trust me if you read his name it is a rabbit hole you will never escape from
@@austinnetherton9613 I knew that
But At least You say It
"How do these ppl breed? They don't! But how do they keep multiplying?! 😂😭😭🤣💀
So are we just gonna forget that Mordecai killed Rigby over a girl
Biggest simp in cartoon network
Never forget.
Yes
Ok
Dam
“He’s not gonna ask for nudes”
“What a great dude 10/10”
“He just expects then”
*them
@Lisa [f*ск ме] ТАР_ОN-MY.РIC stfu bot
Pewds: I used to respect wamen, not anymore
Media: "TH-cam star PewDiePie expresses his hate for women and believes that the male gender is superior"
Underrated lmao
Lmao
Hahahaha
Lol
oof yes
On a serious note, if a guy genuinely respects a girl with expecting nothing in return, he ain't a simp he's just being a good person.
simp
I was going to agree until I saw the 2 comments above me....
That is the definition of a SIMP
@@kaensenpai1552 If that's the case it kinda sounds like we are shitting on guys who genuinely respects women. Are you ok with that?
@@John-hz8xy Yes
Pewds:
"I'm not a simp because I'm married"
Also Pewds:
"Is Ninja married? SIMP"
DON'T CHECK MY PROFILE PICTURE! If u enter his profile you simp
@DON'T CHECK MY PROFILE PICTURE! aight I won't look at your profile. Whatever you wish
@DON'T CHECK MY PROFILE PICTURE! aw dammit I read your name 😔
lol
@[Anna] Fuск ме! ТАР ОN MY РIC no i wont ha
I aint no S I M P
“911, what’s your emergency?”
_Damn, she gave me the wrong number_
Pewdiepie is trash
@@XGamer-no1nk then why are you in his TH-cam comments my guy
subpar 1224 he’s just chasing for clout :) and trying to get extra attention
@@XGamer-no1nk no u
ImoZGamer: then why are you even here bruh
"I'm nice beyond the couchi" - Pewdiepie 2020
Coochie*
Couchieeees
Coochieeeeeees*
cockroach*
Couch*
I can never run out of content to watch with Pewds, always something funny to see. Love you FELIX!
Not really
@@patrickcastillo7639 :(
No like not really a simp
Pewds: “I used to respect women, not anymore.”
Media: PewDiePie *NO RESPEC and HATE WAHMEN*
DON'T ŕėàđ MY NAME!
Asif Iqbal twitter too
blowing trees Are you baiting?
How long did u know her?
blowing trees why are you in every comment
It is not empathy towards women it is “simp”athy
Ruairí Fagan repasted comment
@blowing trees k
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@blowing trees I forgot to laugh
MachoBOSSotron no I didn’t
Pewds: calls out simps. Seconds later: “how to be a simp” ad
Haha
same
A girl told me recently that she avoids "simps" not because they are nice but because they've failed so often that they resent women... I had no counter hahaha
but by her avoinding men, she resents them too.
I've seen a lot of succesful simps actually. Some are just better at hiding they're simps.😅
@@XXLRebel is it good to kill a simp or want to kill one? I want to get rid of this urge...
Pewds: Can you imagine being respectful to a woman
*Sad Marzia noises*
Yeeta Malita I hereby pronounce that I was the 69th like of this comment
To the amazing people seeing this:
I hope you are all doing well and staying positive and following your dreams
My dream is 1K. I’m struggling , any help would be absolutely amazing 🙏
@@Mrarmybarmy
I almost gave u the like..
Ameen Alnaimi almost?
@@Mrarmybarmy
You had me in the first half not gonna lie
"Won't ask for nudes, will just expect them" 😂😂😂
SIMPPPPPPPPPPPPP
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!
Alpha Simp
1000th like
Pewdiepie: I wouldn’t even think a woman
Also pewds: marries Marzia, travels to Italy just to see her.
pretty sure most of pewds statements are ironic lol
That was Felix because he is a simp
pewdiepie aint no simp. Felix is a simp lord tho
@@somerandomperson9724 bro he just does it for the views
?? Marzia is a boy, didn´t you know? xP
4:01 That escalated quickly from SIMP to PIMP.
Pewds : "I don't even think of a woman"
His brain : "Marzia"
Pewds brain: 💖💖 💖💖
💖 💖 💖
💖 MARZIA 💖
💖 💖
💖
Deep
really tho
*our brain
@@valpormento2046 SIMP
Start a podcast imagine the amount of people that could listen too it if they couldn’t watch it I’d personally enjoy it
Yes
I’ve been thinking this
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I like it, but often pepole with podcast talk about personal stuff. So maybe pewds should make and im serious. A onlyfans acc. Pepole may not know this but pepole use this for other things than 18+.
He already did a podcast it was the BroKen podcast
Zeus literally fell for every second Greek Goddess, making him the God Level Simp
AtymTima Games Omg pewdiepie commented on my most recent video
Damn
The difference between Zeus and Simps is the fact Zeus gets the puss.
And humans
But he actually smashed. That’s the difference. His lust was matched with his success. Making him no longer a simp, but a fuckboy
The weirdos that hit up girls to "hang out and talk about the universe"at 1am, are just weirdos. Like yes I love meeting men I don't know alone in the middle of the night, seems like a great time.
Pewds: “I would never even think of a woman”
Marzia: *hol up*
Marzia: b r u h
Pp
yah i was thinking about Marzia lol
Marzia: * insert monster inc. character*
We all know Marzia is Brat dressed as a woman
"Won't ask for nudes, will just expect them"
If that ain't the sad truth like 99% of the time
Well how else would it be
uh
What else do women do then
Jack McSenderson
...uhhh
Jack McSenderson be human beings? lmao wtf
Pewds- " am not a simp"
Everyone-" that's exactly what a simp would say"
Also what a not simp would say, yes?
Gary Gordle sure bud
I'm a simp
@@RalphAquino-n5b of whom?
@@RalphAquino-n5b stup stup it
Simping for Pokimane? ❌
Simping for Marzia? ✔️
The difference is marzia is a wife . Not e girl
@@hanadmahamud9053 exactly
Simp
Is simping for tyler1 legal?
@@shadowknighthunter1390 isn’t he a dude?
"Empathy for women"
more like SIMPathy
I can stop reading the comment section now, no other joke will beat this one.
**realises sympathy is a thing**
gtabro I am honored
now thats a good pun
DON'T ŕėåđ MY NAME!
Pewds: "I wouldn't even think of a woman."
Marzia: ಠ﹏ಠ
The symbol you used for eyes is a symbol used in an Indian language kannada. Just telling..
I think ur mixing up felix and pewds
How did you yous the eye symbol
It's like goku and chichi
My heart melted when Felix said that he understands women pain seeing these messages.
Side story. One time one Nigerian talked to me on social media messages for 4 month. We were practicing our English and just chatted about different things. He hasn't said a single thing about my appearance. Just asked for nudes one day.
PewDiePie is not a simp
But
the guy who went to Italy for a girl is.
Pewds need to confront that guy.
I think his name is felix
@@darkcat6530 yes officer I totally agree with you.
Pewds is a Joestar confirmed
@@darkcat6530 😻
@@tylersanchez4774 *sweating nervously while doubtly taking a walkie talkie*
12:53 Pewds: "i can't stop thinking about quantum physics"
Pewds vids recently: *sweats*
Pewds: calls nice girls gimps
Everyone who actually knows what that word means: *Ummm*
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What does it mean
Fetish I think
yes its the software lmao
@@tahmidtargaryen6230 It's a slur for people who are physically handicapped
Pewdiepie: I would never even think of a women.
*sad marzia noises*
What if marzia wasn't a woman
@@_.Infinity._ what if... she was just a figment of our imaginations this whole time....
@@ZammyZammyZammy a man of culture I see.
Stinky Brain wym who’s marzia? Felix is single. Also btw take your schizophrenia medication. Goodby-
Dont worry marzia has bigger PP than pewds
I love how Pewds actually respects his fans and uses their fan art in his intros as he said
Pewdiepie is trash
ImoZGamer Stay mad
@@XGamer-no1nk your dad is gay
@@XGamer-no1nk hater take him out
@@XGamer-no1nk Reverse Card
10:18 - this actually gave me a lot of comfort for some reason bc i've been in a LOT of situations where a guy gets mad at me bc i don't reciprocate their feelings haha
Pewds: **gets pissed that ninja is married**
**Angry Marzia noises**
Lmfao
Was this supposed to be funny?
@@calebbradford7906 prob
@Emma I_l0vе_S.Е.Х ТАP_0N_MY_PIС wtf
hi mate how are y.. glan to know y.. im new here like y can we halp each others to grow.. i just subsribe to y.. your turn
Pewds: "I used to respect women, not anymore!"
Marzia: Pasta la Vista
Underrated 😂
I love pokimane
beuh.
wow thanks guys
🤣
Pewdiepie 2020:
*"I am the least simp in the universe"*
Pewdiepie's Clone (Felix) 2010:
*_Being so Innosimp to Marzia_*
That isn’t pewdiepie that’s Felix
Ye felix kjellberg is simp pewdiepie isnt
"May god ignore you like you ignored my greetings" is such a raw line, it's so funny to me for some reason
I like girls: Everyone: Simp
I dont like girls: Every one: Gay
I dont have a girl: Everyone: Virgin
@Lil Benz there should be option 4
That's why I chose misogyny.
Move to Mars 😂
Internet🤦♀️
wheres the gamer option
Why Does Pewds look like a typical skater from the 2000s named “Troy”
Hey guys please check my LWIAY Intro cover, please no hate
It’sAName Omg pewdiepie commented on my most recent video
That is very specific
@@flushysalt9714 onml r u going to say that on every comment
Yes
Pewds: "I used to respect women, not anymore."
Marzia: Excuse me? Excuuuuusseeeee me?
Im sensing something here which i dont like
I watched the video and no this never happened, you’re not Marzia so you can’t answer for her thank you goodbye
@@joshuavolsung4512 SIMP!
@@joshuavolsung4512 woosh unity shall recreate
@@joshuavolsung4512 SIMP
2:11 this speech he’s about to do is the words of a wise man
People talking about the biggest simps but forgetting about Thanos, he was going to kill half the universe to impress lady death in the original comics
But... Lady Death tho😳
@@ieatbees6764 SIMP
@@ieatbees6764 SIMP
@@ieatbees6764 SIMP
@@ieatbees6764 SIMP
I can't imagine a world without these amazing intros. I love them so much!
FireAllegiant Omg pewdiepie commented on my most recent video
@@flushysalt9714 no
@@flushysalt9714 who asked?
Penis porno
@@sarahigarciaquezada9240 he is a bot
Pewds : I’m sorry guys I’m a simp . Dr.Phil :SEND HIM TO THE RANCH
Pewds would deliberately become a simp just to get sent to the ranch 😂
my god, I love this video, I have it in my favorites, and come back time to time to make my life a little happier. Thanks Pew!
Hahahah exactly 😂
pewds: "i would never even *think* of a woman"
also pewds: "marzia is perfect"
blowing trees k why are you here then?
@blowing trees dude ive seen you in a lot of comments just saying Pewds is trash, please just go watch something you like, its bad for your mental health to always be hating for no reason. Im sad youre a BTS stan because Im also one, youre giving a bad name to us.
@@moonsoup4010 Let's Throw The "Trash" Back at Him
He's married, so he isn't a simp.🙄
marzia is different
"Won't ask for nudes, he would just expect them."
Yep, this is why I watch Felix. Lmao
Felix kjellberg has a yt ?
Is nssty a female giving you nudes for no reason... Some females are really desperate for attention🙄, just sayin'
@@hartts9392 this is so overused and just unfunny
@@dominiquelamothe2425 wow! Great job man. Hope you feel accomplished. Here’s a gold medal 🥇 because you’re #1!
Pewds: I would never think of a women"
Ricardo and Marzia: Understandable, have a nice day.
Who's Ricardo
@@AverageAtBestHDTB joe's brother
DON'T ŕĕãđ MY NAME!
Pudin Keviar who’s joe
Spicy Meat Marzia’s boyfriend
“i can’t believe you’re dating him and not me” is so middle school. my goodness.
Dear media, pewdiepie saying he doesn’t respect whamen is a JOKE PLEASE DONT MAKE IT A TRENDING TOPIC NEXT
Can anyone please watchmyvideo about pewdiepie getting cancelled it’s good I promise.
DON'T ŕėàđ MY NAME!
@@dontreadmyprofilepic4686 I wont
What's that??? Pewdiepie hates women? Ok
No! Let them make a fool out of themselves by getting wooshed! 🤣
Pewds: I don’t even think of women
His brain: maya
Also went to Italy to get marzia
What a S I M P
@@aqua6150 says the guy who copied a reply,use your brain to make an original reply
Sad marzia noises
@@shenanigun5576 that's Felix, Pewds no simp
"I used to respect wamen, not anymore"
VOX Media: *INTERESTING*
@Panic Attack I replied so now you can dislike this reply to express your frustration at my comment :)
Hmmm, a lingling wannabe?
@@sea1612 that the first thing hit me when I see this cmt
"She'll learn to like it" these guys watched too many mindbreak offbrand
Pewdiepie: I am the least simp of all the universe.
Also pewdiepie: **Met a girl online, sang for her, travelled abroad for her, and marries her**
Not a simp when you’re married
You're not a simp if you get married that's the rule
Vongola Decimo but he was a simp Before
DON'T ŕèåđ MY NAME!
@@ashdeem913 Once a simp, always a simp. Pewdiepie is a simp calling out simps for being simps, he is a simp traitor.
Pewds : "I wanna defend poke-"
19 y/o: SIMP
Pokémon of course
Call the simp police
Cryptic Gamer bruh your not even close, make good videos and stop begging for likes
@Cryptic Gamer shut up
pewdz: POKEMON!! POKEMON!!
I love how 3 years ago, Felix's slogan is "Respect Wamen"
And now this happened
Life is a weird place Justin Bieber is now fighting against cancel culture
You call him pewdiepie, you ain’t his family or friend
@@danielgatica7635 They are two different people
You realize the whole "respect whaman" thing was making fun of white knight fedora wearing simps right?
facts
"Isn't GIMP a photo editing software" ahhh, the innocence.
i came too see if anyone commented on this lol, when he started yelling 'GIMPPP' i just-
noo this man is not 😂
Either that was some great reverse psychology, or i now have, burned into my memory, a bit more insight into his/their interests, or, lack thereof, than anyone really needed
he’s literally too pure
what do you mean?GIMP is a photo editing software-
please explain to us innocents
@@aquaticfishiepompom its was that guy in pulp fiction, may be its a reference to that thing.
Pewds : I would never even think of a woman.
Marzia : *so, you have chosen D E A T H*
I Don't think so
Alex no it's felix, not pewds
Felix*
Simp
Marzia isn't a woman, she is a creeper.
pewds: saying he disrespects and not liking women
marzia: walks in room
and that was the last time we heard of pewds
I thought marzia was born male?
@@The_child-catcher wait really
@@oxygen_is_my_drug4811 No
Coffin dance playing in the background
what a dead joke
“im the least simp in the universe”
also him : has a tattoo of a heart with an “M” in it
thats felix not pewdiepie
felix is a simp but pewdiepie isnt
He also went to Italy just to meet her
The M stands for Minecraft not Marzia
@@funnyman9207 why not both
The way I see it is:
You can respect women and be nice to them and not be a simp, it’s when you quite literally do ANYTHING to please them, including hurt people, that’s when your a simp
exactly
Pewds: "i used to respect woman. Not anymore
Media : "WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!!
charles the french op
Theyre too busy pushing bullshit on BLM
Which ironically mostly is coming from racists and fascists
Pewds: I would never even think of a woman
Marzia: *disappears*
Marzia: *The slowly vanishing peace sign dude meme*
Dont make ur name that
DON'T ŕêàđ MY NAME!
Yes
@@dontreadmyprofilepic4686 Oo0000OOo two bots in one, maybe the two bots will be married?
"How these people breed, i know they don't, how they keep multiplying" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
PewDiePie: reviews a subreditt.
TH-cam: let's put it in gaming
The creator chooses the category. You literally choose it in the youtube creator app.
@@robertwoollett648 ah didn't know that thanks
*Guys the intro is evolving not backward ,just forward*
hey BRO!! We already know..
No need to say it twice..
Pewds: “Do female simps exist”
Anime boys “cough*”
What if ur gay, r u simp-immune?
@Dominus Illuminatio Mea you're not immune to Corona or cancer. 🤷♂️
I feel called out
Dominus Illuminatio Mea b r u h
cant even deny it
i told my current girlfriend i liked her like half a year before i dated her, and that was a few months after i met her, when we started becoming friends, if you lay out your intentions and you play your cards right you can get the girl, no hiding your feelings or someone finding out, tell her