Animal Crossing but no safety

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  • @failboat
    @failboat  4 ปีที่แล้ว +808

    on the next arc of The Shilling, Failboat shills his new plush that's only available for the next 11 days
    punt.fail
    punt.fail
    punt.fail
    punt.fail
    punt.fail
    punt.fail
    punt.fail

    • @octoshot5219
      @octoshot5219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The plush is crucial for survival.

    • @joyboy4336
      @joyboy4336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Fail should make a gooey dedede plush

    • @arkhamgamer6111
      @arkhamgamer6111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      P L U S H

    • @beesymybeloved
      @beesymybeloved 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes

    • @youtoozgoldie
      @youtoozgoldie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I want my plushie! Go to punt.fail please

  • @CYBERR0CKS
    @CYBERR0CKS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +752

    "DAISY MAE HOOH THE MOST HORRIFYING DEMON OF THEM ALL"
    okay now failboat might be joking but she is actually terrifying of how fast she can walk and instantly disappear after you've looked away from your screen for 1 second.

    • @finnconlan
      @finnconlan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Terifieng demon go back to hel- heck

    • @idrinkair8439
      @idrinkair8439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      *it’s terrifying how much debt she can put you in*

    • @candyarbaugh7965
      @candyarbaugh7965 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I literally took an hour to find her one day

  • @Xizilqou
    @Xizilqou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +849

    Failboat: *dresses up as a clown* "Trick or treat"
    Hazel: _"Eh, no costume?"_ *Bass boosted giorno theme plays*

    • @inforceclips4399
      @inforceclips4399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      It was the second greatest videogame roast ever

    • @sogelrome9502
      @sogelrome9502 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@inforceclips4399 what was the greatest roast though

    • @inforceclips4399
      @inforceclips4399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@sogelrome9502 Been waiting for someone to ask that

    • @toonsandwich4284
      @toonsandwich4284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      EDGEWORTH DISAGREES. FAILBOAT ISN'T A CLOWN, HE'S THE ENTIRE CIRCUS

    • @liviwaslost
      @liviwaslost 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@toonsandwich4284 he’s the entire clown college.

  • @nightfall4434
    @nightfall4434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +402

    “You better put on something scary”- Hazel
    She didn’t know any better... 👁👄👁

    • @thedotintheletteri
      @thedotintheletteri 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Ellen Shade Eyea?!

    • @froxdoggaming3385
      @froxdoggaming3385 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thedotintheletteri no, eyea is 👁👁
      👄

    • @swampfire6600
      @swampfire6600 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@froxdoggaming3385 pretty sure eyea is this 👁👄👁

    • @froxdoggaming3385
      @froxdoggaming3385 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@swampfire6600 eyea has eyes above their mouth, not to the sides

  • @pichuperez9037
    @pichuperez9037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1256

    He genuinely scared the **family friendly content** out of me when he had a real live scorpion walk across my phone.

    • @dai0454
      @dai0454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      bruh i was whatching this on my touch screen computer

    • @madgebroderick2897
      @madgebroderick2897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Same here even though i was watching on a tv. I scare easily so he got me good.

    • @trickychameleon
      @trickychameleon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      WAIT, REALLY?

    • @trickychameleon
      @trickychameleon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh, nvm

    • @Sl1nkyy
      @Sl1nkyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same

  • @randömfiish
    @randömfiish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +887

    * *Gently takes out eyeballs* *
    * *gently puts different eyes in* *
    "Have a good Halloween! more candy next time!"

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2237

    "Animal Crossing but no safety"
    So basically Stardew Valley with a Nintendo skin

  • @octoshot5219
    @octoshot5219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +618

    “This man is a danger to the entire dang island”
    Buddy, look in the mirror.

    • @agent7833
      @agent7833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yooooo, I read this as it played lol

    • @bisexualblueberry
      @bisexualblueberry 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I got like number 555!

  • @gamerletter1986
    @gamerletter1986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    I will never get over how terrifying “The Shilling” was, I still have nightmares of it.

    • @arkhamgamer6111
      @arkhamgamer6111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ikr, im still having nightmares about it

    • @startheperson8610
      @startheperson8610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm still getting notifications but my hands hurt too much because of hitting that little bell right there

  • @apairofsteeltoedboots4729
    @apairofsteeltoedboots4729 4 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    I actually had a momentary heart attack when I saw the scorpion. I’m a wimp I get it. I just don’t like bugs, arachnids or any other gross things

  • @ChristopherMoom
    @ChristopherMoom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    6:07 Jack has dirt on every single villager on the island, and is also basically the CEO of Spooky Scary Skeletons
    Game Theory: Jack haunted all the villagers with the Spooky Scary Skeletons song to the point where nobody ever wants to hear the song again

    • @Door227
      @Door227 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      2nd

    • @wilgica8902
      @wilgica8902 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Debunked, on the grounds that spooky scary skeletons is a bop no matter how many times you listen to it.

    • @woods_of_asters
      @woods_of_asters 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You are everywhere I swear, your somehow the most known person in youtube!

    • @aracnocat
      @aracnocat 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@woods_of_asters I agre

    • @midnightumbrmoon3644
      @midnightumbrmoon3644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jack broke into peoples homes and moved everything 10 inches to the left and everyone felt on edge because of that

  • @Aidswayz
    @Aidswayz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    There is no safety in Animal Crossing
    Especially in Boat’s case with the spirit of Eyea haunting him and his island
    And now you viewers...

    • @hunter_braylon5795
      @hunter_braylon5795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You comment on hobo bro’s videos all the time I remember you’re name

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 4 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    "Animal Crossing but NO Safety"
    *Safety Dance stops playing*

    • @nonordinaryneon
      @nonordinaryneon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Were have i heard that from

    • @dilobs
      @dilobs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You can dance if you want to

    • @nonordinaryneon
      @nonordinaryneon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dilobs wait i was thinking of the disclosure song my bad

    • @nonordinaryneon
      @nonordinaryneon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dilobs sorry. Disclaimer song

    • @dilobs
      @dilobs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nonordinaryneon oh ok lol

  • @omniscientbarebones
    @omniscientbarebones 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    "Is Red dead?"
    I don't think he is... I think he needs a *redemption.*

  • @AngryApe1829
    @AngryApe1829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    0:14 Master hand and Crazy hand were force feeding that couple. You could see the horror in their eyes as they continue eating the popcorn, wondering if they will ever be released from this horrific nightmare.

  • @atsuart6670
    @atsuart6670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Jack: This is a *night* for friends and *delights,* which comes but once a year- that’s *right!* Halloween is here!
    Fail: oh god if you’re another seasonal NPC that just rhymes when they talk I’m gonna tie you up to the dodo plane and see how well you do with *heights*
    Were you trying to rhyme with him, or have you become the very thing you swore to destroy?

  • @malc0m550
    @malc0m550 4 ปีที่แล้ว +638

    Animal Crossing is the most relaxing game in the history of nintendo

    • @DrakoNotDraco
      @DrakoNotDraco 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Pokemon: No

    • @tzentel69
      @tzentel69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Except when you get a bad villager lol

    • @DrakoNotDraco
      @DrakoNotDraco 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Mario: Also no

    • @jurinejackson1071
      @jurinejackson1071 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Botw: not a chance.

    • @tor-keeby4401
      @tor-keeby4401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It is the most stressful 😖

  • @BUDDYCORE323
    @BUDDYCORE323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Gotta love that intro "it's something we have to cope with in some point of our lifes... BUT THANKFULLY WE HAVE ANIMAL CROSSING!"

  • @morebeesinahat
    @morebeesinahat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    I REALLY like the intros. There is such an intricate storyline.

  • @DiamondDrizzle
    @DiamondDrizzle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    *"DID MY MAN JUST JAB MY EYES WITH CONTACTS?!"*
    Yes he did Failure... Yes he did...

  • @buster5740
    @buster5740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    Failboat: Where did he go?
    Scorpion: I’m right here
    *Scorpion proceeds to urinate all over the screen*

    • @mrbeanhaha1075
      @mrbeanhaha1075 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I legit almost smashed my tv in half

    • @splatsavvy
      @splatsavvy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I skip that

    • @splatsavvy
      @splatsavvy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Gadget Gabe near the end

    • @ThatInnocentPoco
      @ThatInnocentPoco 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      T pose waddle Dee

  • @b.r.a.d.
    @b.r.a.d. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Failboat itros before: "the problem:"/"the solution:"
    Failboat itros now:"YOU WAKE UP!"👁️👄👁️
    😆

    • @b.r.a.d.
      @b.r.a.d. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Gavin Pashak they're pretty good xD

    • @theratifier7669
      @theratifier7669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ah yes, the illustrious "Itros" now to be confused with intros. XD

    • @b.r.a.d.
      @b.r.a.d. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      the problem: i made a typo
      the solution: not fixing it and force everyone to accept that the new way of spelling "intros" is now "itros"

    • @trigger9320
      @trigger9320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The problem: the man above ^ forgot a KEY PART in failboat’s original intro.
      THE SOLUTION: add it into this whole reply.
      AND FIX THE PROBLEM OURSELVES.

    • @trigger9320
      @trigger9320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh look, a piston door.

  • @ezequielschlaen5992
    @ezequielschlaen5992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    3:11
    The day Red comes back will be called "Red dead redemption" then

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I'm still shaking and crying after watching The Shilling on Halloween

    • @noahyang8070
      @noahyang8070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Don't you have a nuclear missile to hug?

    • @Xizilqou
      @Xizilqou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@noahyang8070 He probably has one lying around somewhere.

    • @madgebroderick2897
      @madgebroderick2897 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ah yes my favorite failboat viewer. K I M J O N G U N

    • @jackschwellenbach2103
      @jackschwellenbach2103 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me seeing that user and immediately imagining Jong-Un's face photoshopped over Kim Kardashian's face: *air commits not reach lungs*

  • @TentaCole
    @TentaCole 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    “The Shilling” topped the box office charts on the weekend of Halloween! Billions of Bells were reportedly made!

  • @coffeebean_35
    @coffeebean_35 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I love how dan pulls out the party popper whenever he's mad at someone

  • @six_buck_dlc
    @six_buck_dlc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    6:52 ok but lets talk about this line of dialogue Wendy just spoke

  • @masterchef4930
    @masterchef4930 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The scorpion at the end genuinely spooked me

  • @microwavablepoptart
    @microwavablepoptart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    7:40
    THAT SCARED ME SO MUCH LMAO

  • @casketcat7173
    @casketcat7173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I swear I nearlt pisswd myself when I came into my plaza and saw my villagers with the 'haunt' reaction. I low-key thought they were conjuring a demon 😣

  • @diamondblue907
    @diamondblue907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Ok, the scorpion crawling across the screen at the end ACTUALLY scared me, and that’s not a joke... not even a little... Happy (Late) Halloween, Failboat, you magnificent man!

  • @tymd8949
    @tymd8949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Oooh the spookiest thing of all:
    Whatever abomination Failboat has made in Animal Crossing this time

  • @convergent1800
    @convergent1800 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I like how you set a pitfall, forget about it, then fall in it later.

  • @pikanachuster4032
    @pikanachuster4032 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Moomo the clown is high key hilarious. I love the video I’m giggling all the way through.

  • @sydeguy1332
    @sydeguy1332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    0:15 my eyes are literally falling out and blood is going everywhere help

  • @erenjaeger4765
    @erenjaeger4765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Timmy:Oh, are you intrested in a *wheelchair* ?
    Tommy: *WE'LL BE HAPPY TO PUT YOU IN ONE IF YOU SO DESIRE*

  • @laihvn3753
    @laihvn3753 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "on god if you're another seasonal NPC that just rhymes when they talk I'm gonna tie you up to the Dodo plane and see how well you do with heights"
    - Failboat 2020

  • @taquito895
    @taquito895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I'm in a really bad patch of my life, thanks for this failboat

  • @emantresni7447
    @emantresni7447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I like how during this live-stream Fail ignores everything he is supposed to do. First in Hyrule Warriors by destroying the Guardian and then giving the lollipop to Carmen instead of to Jack

  • @mac13901
    @mac13901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Italian mob boss"
    *later explodes jack with party popper*

  • @Itstakito
    @Itstakito 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    As soon as you said “You are watching your favourite horror movie” I heard I scream down my street

    • @Itstakito
      @Itstakito 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Failboat what powers do you posses that when you say things I hear screaming down my street

    • @nickbrewington4600
      @nickbrewington4600 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Itstakito you be like: coincidence? I think NOT.

  • @noden-srn
    @noden-srn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That scorpion jump-scare LITERALLY made me throw my phone across the room and almost fly out the window, thank god for protective phone cases

  • @tvz_luigi3233
    @tvz_luigi3233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I just need a episode where he narrates a day with those beautiful animation

  • @reallycoolman5943
    @reallycoolman5943 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was falling asleep but I had this video in my queue and the "You wake up" bit actually came true.

  • @dragonbolt4425
    @dragonbolt4425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2:20 you have lost eyebrow privileges

  • @Glory2Snowstar
    @Glory2Snowstar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Halloween is my favorite time of the year for MANY reasons, but it letting me watch disembodied hands scoop popcorn into real hoomans is now one of them.

  • @mariaferreira2601
    @mariaferreira2601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    2:13 iggly 🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧 YAaaaaaaAaAAAAAa

  • @annajonsson33
    @annajonsson33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:45
    *YOOO! MOOMO THE CLOWN, MY FAVOURITE ANIMAL CROSSING CHARACTER IS BACK!*

  • @thederpymonhunter9844
    @thederpymonhunter9844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Im very glad I looked away for that ending otherwise my chronic arachnophobia would've kicked in

  • @NeoSaturos123
    @NeoSaturos123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:25 Oh my god Isabelle is a witch. And here I thought she couldn't get any cuter.

  • @josiahbailey8126
    @josiahbailey8126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Alternate Title: Animal Crossing But Its A Horror Movie But Not Really.

    • @startheperson8610
      @startheperson8610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Animal crossing, but the villagers rip out my eyes and replace them because I didn't give them candy

  • @rembee341
    @rembee341 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    iggly is a professional eye contactist its beautiful

  • @endershadow3560
    @endershadow3560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Failboat: dresses as a clown
    Eyea: you have betrayed me

  • @Jellyshark39
    @Jellyshark39 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    0:51 one of my villagers said that when I dressed up as Luigi or Mario, I guess the bros are not scary enough

  • @xandoofi9393
    @xandoofi9393 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    In case he changes it, title was “Animal Crossing but NO safety”

    • @trigger9320
      @trigger9320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Do not cite the deep magic to me. I was there when it was written

    • @abadgurl2010
      @abadgurl2010 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He didn't change it for once! It's still the same as you saw it!

    • @trigger9320
      @trigger9320 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He actually did change it. He just changed it back

    • @ZartiUnderscore_
      @ZartiUnderscore_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@trigger9320 what did he change it to?

  • @klabelia9454
    @klabelia9454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Does anybody think Failboat used to be a poet? Yeah his man is KILLIN’ the intros

  • @pokegirl1799
    @pokegirl1799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I literally looked away before the scorpion, and when I looked back it was all on the screen. Gee, thanks for making my heart stop Failboat.

  • @Super64Legend
    @Super64Legend 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Your Animal Crossing gameplays always make me laugh! Please do more!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @maffoo9775
    @maffoo9775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    7:41 that scared the frick out of me

  • @Uhpotatopie
    @Uhpotatopie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:39 "Hahaha, suck!"

  • @Bella_Splatoon
    @Bella_Splatoon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ''awwww, that warms my heart! *hey can i get that wheelchair*''
    -Failboat 2020

  • @TheCrazyPerson109
    @TheCrazyPerson109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    What everyone wanted to do on bunny day..... 1:25

  • @IndiestSnake
    @IndiestSnake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When I started talking to Jack, i was like "so he's either a candy lover or demon coming to eat my soul" and after seeing the villagers react to him im leaning towards option 2

  • @MrDulfin
    @MrDulfin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    ME: thinks about the lack of animal crossing content
    Failboat:

  • @slimeyartz15
    @slimeyartz15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love how Fail still plays this on a daily basis while I stopped playing after 2 months lol

  • @gamingbydoge273
    @gamingbydoge273 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:38 me when someone refuses to give me candy

  • @teamholmes1808
    @teamholmes1808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wow that scorpion effect was so realistic! I can even see it on my arm!

  • @tgcgtheviewer
    @tgcgtheviewer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:47
    The look on her face tho

  • @Idk-2763
    @Idk-2763 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:53 AWWWW NOW THAT'S CUTE

  • @fia3492
    @fia3492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Animal Crossing Doom: Halloween Edition.

  • @llux1fer
    @llux1fer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    7:40 sent shivers directly down my spine

  • @SmglExists
    @SmglExists 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Homless Sonic Assasin
    3:25

    • @kirbyfan9
      @kirbyfan9 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      THATS ALSO A GAMER 🎮

  • @CloudBomb3r
    @CloudBomb3r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That ending made me seize up, thanks for that

  • @da_meowlord6669
    @da_meowlord6669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Hi I’m early
    But that makes me sad because there is not comments to read :(

  • @AZed604
    @AZed604 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fail makes animal crossing way better

  • @cararosevear613
    @cararosevear613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    5:19 that is way to funny

    • @cararosevear613
      @cararosevear613 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I meAn the music it has when he was doing scary reaction

  • @ericsuen5001
    @ericsuen5001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Failboat gets further and further away from family friendly each time.

  • @mainmaniac44
    @mainmaniac44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    HOLY CRAP IM EARLY TO A VID OF YOURS FAILURE

    • @mainmaniac44
      @mainmaniac44 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol I left cap lock on *Pinch Pinch*

  • @elliott.724
    @elliott.724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    7:40 OH MY GOSH THAT SCARED THE HECK OUT OF ME

  • @jg-rr9gb
    @jg-rr9gb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    TH-cam: 66 likes
    Also TH-cam : 12 veiws
    Me: that's illegal

  • @kaden8047
    @kaden8047 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Animal crossing is so innocent like it’s so calming and never chaotic!!”
    Failboat: Am I a joke to you? 🤨

  • @Pejin8264
    @Pejin8264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I remember you said you would post this on the VR Chat stream lol, also Hacker was wasted af lmao

  • @100juice9
    @100juice9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I have the feeling that Jack went around the town while failboat was sleeping and mugged every other villager

  • @Safeplace1111
    @Safeplace1111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:36 SATAN IS COMING

  • @IsabelleAnnouncements
    @IsabelleAnnouncements 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Fail's Dark humor always makes my day😊☀️✨😈😈👿👹👹👺🤡🤡👺👺😈👺👿👹👿😈👿💀👻☠️☠️👻👻👻👽👻☠️

  • @a26lolheart60
    @a26lolheart60 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    7:50 when you're on phone so it doesnt eeven phase you

  • @spade3816
    @spade3816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This guy is the love child of matpat and graystillplays and you can’t change my mind.

  • @masterchef4930
    @masterchef4930 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    First

  • @catfan3452
    @catfan3452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That scorpion at the end is giving me the chills

  • @morningstar8496
    @morningstar8496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    this man gave a lolipop to a random villager rather than jack-o. what a madlad

  • @TheWorduser
    @TheWorduser 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There has never been safety.....
    When Fail’s around :D

  • @beanbisket7581
    @beanbisket7581 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The scorpion absolutely terrified me

  • @Ninjaxxwolf
    @Ninjaxxwolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “I forgot what number to dial for 911”
    Just let that sink in

  • @FiresideExpert
    @FiresideExpert 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why does nobody talk about the unholy openings to these videos? Those eyes man, those
    E Y E S

  • @XavierScratch1987
    @XavierScratch1987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The scorpion across the screen damn near made me throw my phone.

  • @cjlite0210
    @cjlite0210 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:13 "Honey, why are there severed hands feeding us popcorn?"
    "Don't question it Ronald, just go with it."

  • @bisexualblueberry
    @bisexualblueberry 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5:02
    'I don't like this, I don't like this'
    WAIT
    He's talking to Chrissy...

  • @theemeraldswitch4485
    @theemeraldswitch4485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That scorpion thing at the end genuinely scared me

  • @therealbeanbot
    @therealbeanbot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Chrissy: gives failboat free candy
    Failboat: I hate Chrissy
    Chrissy in her head: *and you say that you’re fine but you’re not fine*

    • @therealbeanbot
      @therealbeanbot 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok but seriously why does Dan hate Chrissy so much SHES ADORABLE AND GIVES YOU FREE CANDY

  • @mewmow9010
    @mewmow9010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love when failboat edits his videos