Salutes to the title "you" o7 Made you for a quick joke and you brought this video to Trending. It is now time for the normal title though. You did well.
ALSO THIS MIGHT BE PURE COINCIDENCE BUT THE FACT THAT DAN CUTS OFF SPAMTON'S THEME AT "now's your chance to be a big sh-" IS PERFECT COMEDIC TIMING WITH THE WHOLE DOWN THE DRAIN METAPHOR
It’s cool to see the Failboat cinematic universe expand. I wasn’t expecting Marlo and Sprocket to be added in while Fail was fighting the Eyea cult, but it added some nice foreshadowing for future seasons.
So, to summarize A royal bathroom with audience. A memorial service/cult... with audience. And a factory that is literally sending money down the drain with a secret hideaway. Great.
can i just say, receiving this video as a notification is the most terrifying thing i have ever experienced. i feel like I've been summoned into a cult.
Marlo is a mob boss, and before he died he burnt his company to keep his subordinates safe. At his death, he spread his power to them to start their own businesses
Gigi: breathes Failboat: So you have chosen... *E V I C T I O N* "You can wipe with the cactus if you run out of paper" and if you're thirsty, there's plenty of quenchy Cactus Juice to go around...it's the QUENCHIEST!
Continuation of the story: Marlo made an illegal business that gave him a lot of money, but he didn't realize that the cops already found out. So he faked his death (he also wrote in his testament that he wants Sprocket to flush all his money down the toilet on THE deserted island) and made a secret tunnel from the casket to his secret underground base where he continues his business.
Browsing my recommendations and seeing "you" with just an animal crossing character pointing at me definitely triggered some primal instinct inside of me
3:23 moomo your friendly neighborhood mafia clown with an expectedly poor and exceedingly overdone Italian mob boss accent strikes again edit: I spent way too long on this
I didn’t expect Marlo to have this much lore going on You know, *Rich mafia boss who runs a dying gasoline factory and eventually dies in a gang fight against a cult leader*
You know, most of the vacation homes I've made have been nice, wonderful places. You might even want to live there yourself. But this video has opened my eyes, i will turn a new page in my vacation home career. A page made of *terror.*
I think the next house he does, or if he ever gets an "underground" themed house he should make that where the money goes. because this is genuinely cool
i was watching while i was waiting on a game to start and at 2:18 when it made the scary sound my game started up and i was thrust right into the game. the sound cemented the fact that Genshin Impact is scary and thats just perfection
The bathroom house literally killed me. I laughed so hard out of genuine fear that I died. I'm now a ghost and inhabiting a member of the audience to the "throne".
That chat picks item segment was awesome to look at... Im amazed that they actually hit items that somehow fit together. I hope you can make lore for ALL the houses you make, that was half the fun. Especially if you can somehow tie some of the animals together lorewise.
Not sure if it's important, but when I got Marlo in my game of HHP, the second I saw what items the game gave me to go with his request, I decided apropos of nothing to recreate Scarface's office.
Marlo Lore Marlo was a businessman, and built a special business to sell gasoline, and he built a special system with a random toilet to his money storage down below. People asked, “Why do you have a toilet in your house? Why do you sell gasoline?” They teased him, laughed at his “stupid” business plan. He made thousands of dollars, and, he had a new friend. A robot he built. He called it, “Sprocket”. It was built from the corpse of one of the animals. He never told anyone about that. Him and Sprocket built up the business, selling gasoline (and maybe robots). He made more little robots. Soon, his empire was built. He was a multimillionaire. He was assassinated in July 5, 1972, leaving his robot to keep the business running. Sprocket owns the business now. He has upgraded the money hopper to a hidden hideout. Millions ask the robot “where did Marlo go?”. He answers “he’s inside.”. He wants to keep his assassination a secret. To keep the business running smoothly, he says. Liar.
What if Marlo is still alive and hiding in the base where all the money is going and he’s just living there laughing as he watches everyone else struggling to feed their families?
Salutes to the title "you"
o7
Made you for a quick joke and you brought this video to Trending. It is now time for the normal title though. You did well.
o7
was that his first trending or was something else on trending?
o7
o7 indeed
You should make more titles like that. "You" was very ominous and threatening to see.
Marlo probably owed millions of dollars in taxes to the government but I’m glad he understood that the toilet would use the money more responsibly.
Oh hello Sophist, how's life?
for a second i thought you said mario owed taxes.
*Spamton theme intesifies*
Sometimes I like making the initial title of videos stuff like "you" solely to freak out people with notifications
You are an evil man fail
Ok failure
Well it was a success!
menace
:0
DAN "CHANGING" THE EXTERIOR OF MARLO'S HOUSE & ENDING UP WITH THE EXACT SAME HOUSE IS SO FUNNY TO ME HELP
ALSO THIS MIGHT BE PURE COINCIDENCE BUT THE FACT THAT DAN CUTS OFF SPAMTON'S THEME AT "now's your chance to be a big sh-" IS PERFECT COMEDIC TIMING WITH THE WHOLE DOWN THE DRAIN METAPHOR
We meet again Mito
Don't worry, sending a CPR unit your way.
HELP IS ON THE WAY 🚑🚑🚓🚓🚓
@@MitoNova583 time?
Chat’s design looks like the start of an 80s movie where the protagonist must take down a robot crime organization in the city.
Failboat: We'll let chat decorate it
Me: *Famous last words*
"Where's Gigi?" *"Gone, reduced to atoms"*
What did it cost?
everything
You have no idea how horrifying it is to scroll and have this immediately pop up. Well done, Failboat.
you
you
you
you
you
It’s cool to see the Failboat cinematic universe expand. I wasn’t expecting Marlo and Sprocket to be added in while Fail was fighting the Eyea cult, but it added some nice foreshadowing for future seasons.
@Zeka Nova Butter??? That made zero sense.
Is this secretly an ad for butter??
We need a whole lore series for Marlo, sprocket, and everything else
@Zeka Nova no one cares bot
The money comes from an unknown place and goes to an unknown place. The question is who sends the money, and who gets it?
@@Hectordaboom jitters sends the money
@@happy-en9ud Jitters looks like an amazon factory worker, is Marlo secretly Jeff Bezos?
@@ragebrage Amazon worker gives money to Jeff Bezos, and a robot unclogs the transportation systems. Now who does Jeff send the money to…
So, to summarize
A royal bathroom with audience.
A memorial service/cult... with audience.
And a factory that is literally sending money down the drain with a secret hideaway.
Great.
The holy trinity
I gotta admit, recieving a notification called "you" with Failboat pointing at me triggered my fight or flight reactions
@Zeka Nova shut up bot
Man it's such a shame I have no idea what this bot is talking about
Same
@@akesan2374 it feeds on interaction of all kinds, report it and move on.
@@Missingno_Miner I already reported it
this was the most horrific notification ive ever seen
*FAILBOAT UPLOADED YOU*
YOU
Y o u
YOU
You mean terrifying
can i just say, receiving this video as a notification is the most terrifying thing i have ever experienced. i feel like I've been summoned into a cult.
God yes
Well it is a failboat video
I was very confused for a few seconds when I read my notifications lmao
@@soullessaries amen
You.
Can't wait for the lore video on how Marlo got all that money.
Also love the segment at 8:42
The use of Spamton music is god-tier
Marlo is a mob boss, and before he died he burnt his company to keep his subordinates safe. At his death, he spread his power to them to start their own businesses
It genuinely seems like something Spamton would do
10:14 👀
At this point you're just fueling the lore that people can do with your Animal Crossing Series, and I can't complain
I like to think that villagers watch in fear as reality is shifting around them into the disturbing things that they have to accept as their new home
Always a good day to cry when Failboat uploads
4 seconds in and he's already insulted my favorite villager, its gonna be a great video I can feel it
Gigi: breathes
Failboat: So you have chosen... *E V I C T I O N*
"You can wipe with the cactus if you run out of paper" and if you're thirsty, there's plenty of quenchy Cactus Juice to go around...it's the QUENCHIEST!
Is that an Avatar reference my eyes spot?
Continuation of the story:
Marlo made an illegal business that gave him a lot of money, but he didn't realize that the cops already found out.
So he faked his death (he also wrote in his testament that he wants Sprocket to flush all his money down the toilet on THE deserted island)
and made a secret tunnel from the casket to his secret underground base where he continues his business.
At first you had my attention, now you have my fear.
Failboat is actually really funny. He might become a comedian
He should do stand up comedy or get his own show
@@kingpinthe3rd964 at 1mil
@@Jennzrrose or 10m
I feel like he’s really funny, but not funny in a way to become a comedian. He’s met the quantity level but his humor probaly would not fit for it
Welcome to another episode of scarring Niko to life with Failure’s haunted home designs.
cleo just flipping the table right onto daniel's head with the "would you care to join me" is top-tier chaos
Failboat: ON THE TOILET? UHHHH DOLLS: UUHHHHH OTHER DOLLS: UUUHHHHHH
The editing at 2:39 is way better than it should have been.
These vids never fail to make me laugh! Thanks Dan!!
Thanks for the heart Dan!!
@@Grookey4Smash there's no heart
world's best home decorator, 10/10, allowed me to summon satan into my home whenever I enter it
“Mario wants to pretend he’s Chris Pratt. That’s just impossible”
I’m not quite sure how that aged but I think it aged well
I wasn't expecting Marlo lore,
*Yet here we are making lore about a mob boss hamster*
Spamton's theme playing while Failboat describes Marlo's business practices was an experience
Failboat literally made Marlo his very own mafia boss headquarters and roped Sprocket into it
Browsing my recommendations and seeing "you" with just an animal crossing character pointing at me definitely triggered some primal instinct inside of me
Here he is, creating more levels of the backrooms again
3:23 moomo your friendly neighborhood mafia clown with an expectedly poor and exceedingly overdone Italian mob boss accent strikes again
edit: I spent way too long on this
5:39 THE FUCKING
"it is a cult? IT IS A CULT DAMNIT"
I didn’t expect Marlo to have this much lore going on
You know,
*Rich mafia boss who runs a dying gasoline factory and eventually dies in a gang fight against a cult leader*
love how you can make the joke that Marlo's money was going down the [[Drain]] [[Drain]]
As someone who has Cleo as a villager, I had no idea she had an "interest" like this
You know, most of the vacation homes I've made have been nice, wonderful places. You might even want to live there yourself. But this video has opened my eyes, i will turn a new page in my vacation home career. A page made of *terror.*
I got way more excited about hearing Pyrite Town's theme than I should have
im sorry but “this bad boy can fit *so many* bodies in it” killed me
Failboat, you are an absolute menace.
I love it, do more of this.
“Its not a cult its a memorial service” Failboat 2022
3:44 You always know how to put the fun in funeral! 🤩
i want more marlo lore. the whole "is marlo still alive?" combined with the whole cult with marlo's grave would be great content
Y'know if Marlo is gonna be a mafia man, he's gotta have two things.
1: A business
2: A place to hide the money
4:00 Alpharad deluxe cameo?
Can we just appreciate how he made the video into one single chapter which says “subscribe for more nightmares”
I think the next house he does, or if he ever gets an "underground" themed house he should make that where the money goes. because this is genuinely cool
that entire Marlo story is perfect
i was watching while i was waiting on a game to start and at 2:18 when it made the scary sound my game started up and i was thrust right into the game.
the sound cemented the fact that Genshin Impact is scary and thats just perfection
3:07 ayooo my dude sprocket over there!
its insane how this content entertains me like a child figuring out a 100 piece puzzle
5:56 hey look its my favorite villager named sprocket
I can’t believe chat created a entire lore about Marlo faking his own death only for Failboat to go “nope your getting robots take it or leave it”
When I opened the notification it scared all things good and holy left within me out, so here I am, dead inside, watching yet *another* failboat video
When you see the before and after pictures, just realizing nothing really changed just the angles of the frame 4:56
Lol
2:58
I saw this villager and I was thinking the same as failboat XD
the music at 10:18 just makes that part all the more better
These were some pretty normal homes. I'd love to live in either a *doll and toilet room* or *cult hideout*
OMG man you're on your way to 1M subs soon! Major congrats. :D
The bathroom house literally killed me. I laughed so hard out of genuine fear that I died. I'm now a ghost and inhabiting a member of the audience to the "throne".
1:00 toilet cult
"I'm not gonna put carpet below the toilet, chat."
0.001 seconds later:
"I want it to be like a red carpet."
That chat picks item segment was awesome to look at... Im amazed that they actually hit items that somehow fit together.
I hope you can make lore for ALL the houses you make, that was half the fun. Especially if you can somehow tie some of the animals together lorewise.
30 seconds in and this is already chaos.. oh boy
Seeing what you've done with Cleo's paradise, I can't wait to see what you will do when you see Lionel's request! 🚽
This stream was awesome. And im in the vid in chat at 10:14, so yup this made my day, evan if it was for like half a second
Good for you
Wow! Good job!
Also stfu @Drew Eddie
"She's too nervous to go to the bathroom normally"
Failboat: *Oh boy, do I have the perfect place for you*
3:07 “Mario wants to pretend he’s Cris Prat” *Foreshadowing*
3:50 got me
WAIT HE SAID “Mario wants to be Chris Pratt” And no he is
"Mario wants to be Chris Pratt"
Well that aged well, he is Chris Pratt now.
Glad to see my favorite villager sprocket making good business with the maf
Not sure if it's important, but when I got Marlo in my game of HHP, the second I saw what items the game gave me to go with his request, I decided apropos of nothing to recreate Scarface's office.
I've played tf2 enough to recognize that sound at 2:00
Stunk??
I'm sorry but now that Chris Pratt is playing Mario inside the new movie I have to just say yes Mario did want to be Chris Pratt
1:42 little did failboat know, this was no ordinary book, but this was the Bible to cleanse the demons spirits
It won’t help
the fact that Spamtons thine was playing makes the marlo bisiness segment so much better.
3:06 "Mario wants to pretend he's Chris Pratt"... yeah... sooo... about that...
5:46 Marlo is high off the glitter
Yup
Man, this stream was so fun :)
“Mario wants to pretend he’s Chris Pratt” oh god
Marlo Lore
Marlo was a businessman, and built a special business to sell gasoline, and he built a special system with a random toilet to his money storage down below. People asked, “Why do you have a toilet in your house? Why do you sell gasoline?” They teased him, laughed at his “stupid” business plan. He made thousands of dollars, and, he had a new friend. A robot he built. He called it, “Sprocket”. It was built from the corpse of one of the animals. He never told anyone about that. Him and Sprocket built up the business, selling gasoline (and maybe robots). He made more little robots. Soon, his empire was built. He was a multimillionaire.
He was assassinated in July 5, 1972, leaving his robot to keep the business running. Sprocket owns the business now.
He has upgraded the money hopper to a hidden hideout. Millions ask the robot “where did Marlo go?”. He answers “he’s inside.”. He wants to keep his assassination a secret.
To keep the business running smoothly, he says.
Liar.
3:06
Oh the unintended foreshadowing for the future
If I have to wipe with the cactus, what do I use to wipe the blood after?
the *cactus.*
The doll.
I clicked out of fear at the speed of light
It’s not a cult… ✝️It’s a memorial service✝️
I can not describe how much I love your video’s! They are honestly some of the best and funniest I have seen!
It’s amazing to finally see this in a video!
Mario's 'grave' should have been for the previous plot owner
I haven't even watched the video yet but I already know it's perfection
5:07 the perfect place for you to "live"
I fell asleep while watching the video and it felt like a lucid dream, so I watched it again.
It still felt like a lucid dream.
3:06 "Mario wants to pretend he's Chris Pratt"
oh how well that aged xDD
8:37 spamton
Failboat Ruins Everyone’s Life: The Repetition
@Zeka Nova Well, look who it is.
People getting onto quality comments for their G A R B A G E .
@Zeka Nova I don’t ask to receive whatever you have to offer. I just like to make jokes, and I’m not afraid to fight back.
0:06 The funny thing about that bear wanting a house full of stuffed bears, is that it's like owning a house with a bunch of human plush toys
3:07 "mario wants to pretend hes chris pratt"
oh boy
What if Marlo is still alive and hiding in the base where all the money is going and he’s just living there laughing as he watches everyone else struggling to feed their families?