It had no straight out queer agenda or super feminism empowerment, if the prince had killed everyone and then said something about white male privilage, this would have gotten a 89%
Rotten tomato rating is a joke, movies that were really good got below average and some really bad movies got 90%. I don’t have a reference right now but I’ve seen some weird ratings.
rotten tomatoes is based on a binary rating from a bunch of 'reviewers'. They essentially give it a thumbs up or down and 'explain' why. Often, films without some sort of political message or stance on a subject are not rated as highly, even though I'm sure most would agree that Bullet Train was a fundamentally solid film.
When the flashback started, I thought I was going to have to count for myself amidst the chaotic shit happening lol. Also I love that they technically broke the 4th wall in such a funny way.
This movie quickly made its way onto my favorite movie list after i saw in theaters. The action, pace, comedy and story are all equally balanced. Highly recommend this movie
You can say everything right there except for the pacing. The pacing was absolutely horrendous, just slowing down and speeding up at random moments with all the flashbacks
@@hejhejaske I swear without flashbacks even tho they're so fun it would've made this movie so much more consistent and replay able. even so this was the most fun i've ever had in watching a movie
0:25 As a Brit that line is so bloody accurate for how some people react when they’re in an argument. No violence, no threats to anyone else, but saying they’ll do something to themselves out of pure anger and annoyance.
@@themosaicshow No, I’m saying that it’s a pretty accurate line for how a pissed off Brit would react. Don’t try and drag politics into this when it’s clearly not meant to be so.
0:17 The look in Tangerine's face cracks me up every time, he cannot believe that someone interrupted and disagreed with him, he's like in shock LOL!!!!!!!!
The fact that tangerine automatically held them accountable for the civilians death meant he was open for reason, if things hadn't gone down the way they did he and lemon would have easily been able to broker a deal with lady bug
@@bruhmaster6950 Ringo Star of the Beatles use to narrate Thomas and Friends. Tangerine’s mocking impersonation of Thomas sounds similar to Ringo’s narration.
It plays well in the book as well. Tangerine is big in to reading books and always tries to get Lemon to read his favorite book in turn to memorizing the Thomas characters. Makes it sadder when he finds him dead with the book in jacket showing that he did try to read it.
@@Hadduck that's awesome. I do try to pretend there's no third act to the movie and that both of them survive to keep being funny murderers. So, uhhhhhh shush, if you you
Look, if the first thing you watched was classic Thomas, and it helps your memory by not smashing your head against brick walls, it's hard to get passed using it as A solid basis for humanity, there is just nothing we can do about that
It's absolutely hilarious realizing that they only brought Logan Lerman long enough for Lemon to make the "Percy Jackson" reference and then offed him.
@@Austen54 I care about all those things, and I love this film. This film also has a remarkably tight and well-told story, with very few, if any, plot holes
Lemons and tangerines are in the same genus, which makes them related together! Same for Lemon and Tangerine. There are also cases of mixed-race twins as well.
I'm not sure if this is a running gag in the industry but this isn't the only movie i've seen where a director cameos himself dying a ridiculous death and I love that
Man Bullet Train is the best movie I’ve watched this year along with Batman Not just this year It has been a while since I watched a movie that was pure entertainment from start to the end
The song “I’m Forever Blowing Bubbles” is possibly a reference to Lemon and Tangerine being West Ham supporters. A London based prequel is needed, maybe a reimagining of The Long Good Friday
it goes full circle here. Deadpool had the bullet counting scene. Deadpool's sequel was later directed by David Leitch. And David leitch directed this scene in Bullet Train which clearly takes inspiration from Deadpool
Come for Lemon and Tangerine, stay for smart dudes wearing cheap plastic ponchos while causing a bloodbath. Such pragmatic men. Love everything about it.
Judge: You are being tried on 17 accounts of murder. Defendant, how do you plead? Thomas: I take responsibility mate. Judge: Excuse me? Thomas: whoot whoot.
One of my favorite scenes and the song just seems to fit perfectly. This movie was the perfect mix of violence, comedy, action and storyline. Lemon and Tangerine my new favorite twins.
In case in case anyone's wondering who got more kills. Not counting the Civilian btw! - Lemon kills the first 3 with his rifle (L=3, T=0) - Tangerine runs over the fourth with the car (L=3, T=1) - For the first two poker guys, I'm guessing they killed 1 each (L=4, T=2) - For the other 3, Tangerine shoots one of them and stabs the other, while Lemon just shoots the last guy (L=5, T=4) - Tangerine kills the big guy with a meat hook (L=5, T=5) - Lemon shoots the first sword guy, and Tangerine kills the second one with his buddy's sword (L=6, T=6) - Since they killed the last sword guy at the same time, it counts for both of them😜(L=7, T=7) - Lemon Shoots the 2 drivers during the "Wagon Wheel" (L=9, T=7) - Tangerine slams the brakes and makes the prick on the motorcycle crash (L=9, T=8) 🍋Lemon = 9 🍊Tangerine = 8
Which kill do you find the most gruesome? 🤢
Hook through the head I think.
The big guy. Can't deal with hooks, least not in the head.
None were that gruesome
The White Death’s death
@@BigFella117 he's talking about in the video
I demand a prequel movie series with these two.
They need to call it tangerines and lemons
@@Organic.smiles or citrus idk
@@joesjoestar5225 citrus train
I second that emotion! 😍
Yesss, a prequel about the story of johannesburg 🤯💥
I have no idea how this movie only got a 56% on rotten tomatoes. It was so good, and all the different storylines were so well balanced
It had no straight out queer agenda or super feminism empowerment, if the prince had killed everyone and then said something about white male privilage, this would have gotten a 89%
I've been wondering the same thing! The movie's sooo good and lots of people love it from what I gathered so how is it only in the 50%???
Rotten tomato rating is a joke, movies that were really good got below average and some really bad movies got 90%.
I don’t have a reference right now but I’ve seen some weird ratings.
rotten tomatoes is based on a binary rating from a bunch of 'reviewers'. They essentially give it a thumbs up or down and 'explain' why. Often, films without some sort of political message or stance on a subject are not rated as highly, even though I'm sure most would agree that Bullet Train was a fundamentally solid film.
Because there was no gay characters or women empowerment that’s why
When the flashback started, I thought I was going to have to count for myself amidst the chaotic shit happening lol. Also I love that they technically broke the 4th wall in such a funny way.
Technically it’s not a fourth wall break, they were imagining there flashbacks.
"That wasn't our fault."
A lot better than the way she-hulk's been doing it for sure
@@Shann553 cry
@Texel76 yes, you are.
This movie quickly made its way onto my favorite movie list after i saw in theaters. The action, pace, comedy and story are all equally balanced. Highly recommend this movie
Totally agree. Most fun I had in the theater this year.
Same
New favourite movie for me
You can say everything right there except for the pacing. The pacing was absolutely horrendous, just slowing down and speeding up at random moments with all the flashbacks
@@hejhejaske I swear without flashbacks even tho they're so fun it would've made this movie so much more consistent and replay able. even so this was the most fun i've ever had in watching a movie
The British accent honestly is the cherry on top for these 2 people
This accent is only spoken in working class areas around London, it’s not representative of the whole UK
@@ne270 ye, because all pommies sounds like the queen or downtown abbey.
Uh the down under and us in asia.@@nathanielbugg7355
@@ne270 who said it represented the entirety of the uk lmaooo like chill out mate
@@ne270 But it's a funny accent. Thus funny englishmen.
0:25 As a Brit that line is so bloody accurate for how some people react when they’re in an argument. No violence, no threats to anyone else, but saying they’ll do something to themselves out of pure anger and annoyance.
@@emipexu2779 did you just all lives matter a comment about a man wanting to smash his head through a brick wall
@@themosaicshow No, I’m saying that it’s a pretty accurate line for how a pissed off Brit would react. Don’t try and drag politics into this when it’s clearly not meant to be so.
@@aidanrogers4438 ignore him, americans wanting to find something to annoyed about
@@aidanrogers4438 Check the tag, I think they were responding to another person's deleted reply lol
As a fellow Brit, I can confirm this. Also love how Ladybug gets water in a later scene but has no money so Tangerine has to pay for it 💀
lemon and tangerine best character
They would be the best if I could understand them
@@InterdictionAirsoft
That’s why they’re the best
They need their own spin-off
Agree
Agreed
Fun fact: The innocent civilian at 2:05 is a cameo from David Leitch
Making that his second Director cameo right? The other was when he was a guard arguing about the Bomb in the suitcase (?)
Good eye👀👀
@@tutumazibuko2510 he also cameoed in deadpool 2 as one of the prisoners in the glass box that got pushed down to the road and killed by Cable lol
I noticed that in the theatre itself haha
@@tutumazibuko2510 Half right, and it wasn't in this movie where he cameoed. As Mad Titan mentioned, he cameoed in Deadpool 2 first.
1:13 "Ten" 😁
He's so happy counting them all for us.
He’s a fuckin’ happy chappy isn’t he
Doing well in your job in the best way possible with your homie is pretty satisfying to be happy about😊
@@westminsterabbey.6916 he loves momonga
double digits in one sitting is an achievement man you can’t blame him
I really don't know why, but the "D'you mind if we do this right now?" part always cracks me up!
"Don't worry about him right now."
Fun Fact:As Tangerine counts the 17th kill of the innocent civilian, underneath the 17 for a split second, you can see the civilian on fire.
Holy shiz you got a good eye. The attention to details is gruesome.
@@b.dalius5136 I only had to watch the film like 6 to 7 times to notice it, no biggie.
@@attakrus bro it’s been out like a month
I like how he says “poor innocent bystander.” It shows although he kills for money he doesn’t do it as if he were a serial killer. 😊
Fun fact: you can see the Water Bottle in the cupholder when Tangerine suggests a Wagon Wheel maneuver and again when Lemon catches the Son's head
2:13 “What would Thomas the Tank Engine say, Lemon? He’d say HEY, TAKE RESPONSIBILITY, MATE. WOOWOO!” 😂😂😂
He dont sound like that
Woo woo
That was SO good.
He kind of sounds like Ringo Starr for a second there, who was the narrator of the original Thomas the Train
2:20 click here for WOOT WOOT
0:17 The look in Tangerine's face cracks me up every time, he cannot believe that someone interrupted and disagreed with him, he's like in shock LOL!!!!!!!!
The nights just begun and he already looks completely fed with that bullshit
They cut away almost immediately, but I caught the eye twitch in his left eye when he said "whats that now?" lol
And that was on the SEVENTEEN second count😂
@@Luna-zw6te Ok, that ne laugh out long and hard, good one! 👍
Right??😂😂😂
The fact that tangerine automatically held them accountable for the civilians death meant he was open for reason, if things hadn't gone down the way they did he and lemon would have easily been able to broker a deal with lady bug
definately. with ladybugs luck, they would make a badass trio, but sadly we wont see it happening.
1:24 "Why you always bring swords?!" Lol the full frustration in his voice.
I quite like swords actually
I was frustrated too 😆😆
Well, it is Asia
Man, I kind of regret not watching this film in theaters but hey, this scene still made me crack up a lot after it came out digitally.
i had no idea it was in theaters, i definitely regret it.
It was one hell of an experience, if I do say so myself ^~^
I saw it with my friend
same. it’s so fucking funny
im gay
the fact that lemon randomly slaps him 1:03 😭😭😭
Lmao I didn’t even notice it 😂
I think it was to knock him out
2:19
Lemon: He doesn't sound like that.
Me: He does when he's voiced by Ringo.
Glad I wasn't the only one who noticed that XD
Who's gonna explain that? No?
@@bruhmaster6950 Ringo Star of the Beatles use to narrate Thomas and Friends. Tangerine’s mocking impersonation of Thomas sounds similar to Ringo’s narration.
@@rustonh316 I know
@@rustonh316 HE DID?? WHAT-
i love how obsessed Lemon was with Thomas the tank engine!
It plays well in the book as well. Tangerine is big in to reading books and always tries to get Lemon to read his favorite book in turn to memorizing the Thomas characters. Makes it sadder when he finds him dead with the book in jacket showing that he did try to read it.
@@Hadduck wait hold on the movie was based on a book??? brb running to barnes & noble
@@leighadams424 That is correct. A japanese novel per se written by Kotaro Isaka and translated into english by Sam Malissa
@@Hadduck that's awesome. I do try to pretend there's no third act to the movie and that both of them survive to keep being funny murderers. So, uhhhhhh shush, if you you
Look, if the first thing you watched was classic Thomas, and it helps your memory by not smashing your head against brick walls, it's hard to get passed using it as A solid basis for humanity, there is just nothing we can do about that
Absolutely love their chemistry
I would watch the hell out of a tv series with these two
It's absolutely hilarious realizing that they only brought Logan Lerman long enough for Lemon to make the "Percy Jackson" reference and then offed him.
I loved Lemon’s realization when he forgot about the poor civilian on the street 😂
"Not our fault? Well, what would Thomas the Tank Engine say, Lemon? He'd say 'hey, take responsibility, mate! Toot, toot!'"
So many people didn’t like that movie. I loved it
It's OBJECTIVELY a good movie so subjective it's either adds to it which means amazing or good
I thought the movie was amazing too
the only people who don't like it are film bros who care about plot, logic and other boring crap more than just having a good time watching a movie
@@Austen54 I care about all those things, and I love this film. This film also has a remarkably tight and well-told story, with very few, if any, plot holes
The advertisement for this movie was kinda confusing and not terribly well made in my opinion
The twins deserve their own series. Loved this movie but they stood out the most for me.
1:36
"Looks like it's time for Jaffa Cake."
"How about a Wagon Wheel."
"Oh, that works."
"Swiiiiing!!!"
I think it's Traffic Ache
@@mr.mortmanslibrary3865 Nah. Jaffa Cakes and Wagon Wheels are british mini cakes.
This part is definitely my favorite part, the high pitch and sync with the song along with a 360 spin makes it perfection in my opinion lol
Such an iconic pair 💪🙌
Lemons and tangerines are in the same genus, which makes them related together! Same for Lemon and Tangerine. There are also cases of mixed-race twins as well.
Lemon: "Actually, it was 16."
Tangerine: "What's that now?"
Lemon: "16 kills, mate."
Tangerine: "No, it was 17."
"Ieeeet's 16"
@@NiZaRiOn’ll smash my fuckin ‘ead fru’ a brick wall!
@@NiZaRiOn17 kills mate! And you're starting to get on my fucking tits. 😠😠
@@NiZaRiOn”Lemon, you’re starting to get on my fucking tits.”
1:11 *gruesome kill happens*
Aaron: Ten 😀
I'm not sure if this is a running gag in the industry but this isn't the only movie i've seen where a director cameos himself dying a ridiculous death and I love that
Tarantino does it aswell
I love whenever a character uses someone elses anger as ammunition in their own argument like with him saying maybe that'll help your memory
I love the fact that it's shot like the bloodiest Audi commercial in history.
1:24 WHY DO YOU ALWAYS BRING SWORDS?!?!?!
For some reason that line kills me!!😂😂💀💀
Lemon and Tangerine, what a duo. Those guys rock.
These two were the best part of the movie, just the facts🤷🏽♀️ fucken made me cry in the middle of an action-comedy film too, wth
I was sobbing watching this movie today
"Ten" delivery always gets me.
Man Bullet Train is the best movie I’ve watched this year along with Batman
Not just this year
It has been a while since I watched a movie that was pure entertainment from start to the end
Top gun?
@@TacticalDimples top gun prob worst shit in the last years
The best moment of the movie, hands down
The song “I’m Forever Blowing Bubbles” is possibly a reference to Lemon and Tangerine being West Ham supporters. A London based prequel is needed, maybe a reimagining of The Long Good Friday
1:13 Aaron channeling his inner Hit-Girl
I beg for a "Lemon & Tangerine" prequel. They were the cherry on top of a great movie.
17
“That weren’t our fault.”
One thing I've realized is that everyone in this movie needs to have a prequel before they all got on the train it's amazing.
a backstory of each of these characters & in the end credit, they board the train
it goes full circle here. Deadpool had the bullet counting scene. Deadpool's sequel was later directed by David Leitch. And David leitch directed this scene in Bullet Train which clearly takes inspiration from Deadpool
I like the theory that this movie was made for Ryan Raynolds(Deadpool) but he had to be replaced cause he called sick.
1:51 “And the prick on the motorcycle.”😄😄😄
Honestly, I think he could've survived that
Maybe
Both of these characters were amazing in the movie! It was so fun
My favorite sequence of this movie! And music selection makes this even more perfect👍
I loved the waterbottle reveal
one of my favorites as well!
I literally just made the football connection after watching the movie twice though :/
There has to be a spin off movie of these two.
Quicksilver and Phastos are really good team.😂
I think you mean Kick-Ass and Paper Boi
I bet you didn't see that coming...
@@noahgutierrez5840 Ford and Bernie?
I love how throughout all this, blowing bubbles is playing 😂😂
Tangerine’s thomas impression finished me off in the cinema😭😭😭😭
I deeply want a movie about these two
people dont believe lemon and tangerine are twins hahahaha 😂
1:25 “WHY DO YOU ALWAYS BRING SWORDS?!”
Me whenever enemies attack me with bladed weapons during first-person shooter games
the 4th wall break in this scene is perfect.
I didnt know that Royce DuPont had a history of being an assassin, this truly just adds to his majesticness
These guys act like actual brothers and I love it
Honestly one of the best movies of this year that I saw
Can we get a origin movie w these 2
I think they could even do a TV series, just imagine....
Even though this movie did mediocre with critics, it’s still my in my TOP 10
The “(featuring Engleberg Humperdink)” was perfect
2:16 Best Ringo impersonation I've ever heard
Come for Lemon and Tangerine, stay for smart dudes wearing cheap plastic ponchos while causing a bloodbath. Such pragmatic men. Love everything about it.
2:20 the way this part made me literally laugh out loud
How many goals did West ham Score today? 0:38
Judge: You are being tried on 17 accounts of murder. Defendant, how do you plead?
Thomas: I take responsibility mate.
Judge: Excuse me?
Thomas: whoot whoot.
Fun fact, press 9 on your numpad for "Hoot Hoot"
These two need their own movie :) or series. The chemistry between these two is amazing. Great choices in actors for these characters
"The fuck you-?"
And it was in that moment Lemon realized he, had indeed, fucked up.
Oh god i just realized that the song playing is just the more upbeat version of the song that plays when tangerine finds lemon’s body D:
Good thing it was a fake out lmao
Its the theme for the team they support
That's the kind of director cameo I enjoy. Short, sweet, makes you laugh, doesn't overstay his welcome. Looking at you, Shaymalan.
Man these two need a prequel, actual favorite characters for the whole movie
One of my favorite scenes and the song just seems to fit perfectly. This movie was the perfect mix of violence, comedy, action and storyline. Lemon and Tangerine my new favorite twins.
100% the guy who brought weapons watches Garand Thumb: that EXACT lever action carbine build was in one of Flannel Daddy videos
Tangerine’s eye twitch when he said, “What’s that now?” is great
Who’s here after the James Bond offer to see if he’ll be any good?
"Ai take responsibility mate, hoo hoo" xD
Though it’s not a horror genre, James A. Janisse would be proud.
“Why do you always bring swords?!” killed me
I really want a prequel film or series Tangerine and Lemon!
I like how he says “poor innocent civilian.” It shows although he kills for money he doesn’t do it as if he were a serial killer. 😊
In case in case anyone's wondering who got more kills. Not counting the Civilian btw!
- Lemon kills the first 3 with his rifle (L=3, T=0)
- Tangerine runs over the fourth with the car (L=3, T=1)
- For the first two poker guys, I'm guessing they killed 1 each (L=4, T=2)
- For the other 3, Tangerine shoots one of them and stabs the other, while Lemon just shoots the last guy (L=5, T=4)
- Tangerine kills the big guy with a meat hook (L=5, T=5)
- Lemon shoots the first sword guy, and Tangerine kills the second one with his buddy's sword (L=6, T=6)
- Since they killed the last sword guy at the same time, it counts for both of them😜(L=7, T=7)
- Lemon Shoots the 2 drivers during the "Wagon Wheel" (L=9, T=7)
- Tangerine slams the brakes and makes the prick on the motorcycle crash (L=9, T=8)
🍋Lemon = 9
🍊Tangerine = 8
But if you did count the civilian, it would probably be Lemon. Since he shot the cars, that's the reason that the car wrecked and exploded.
So the song actually adds to their Britishness cause “forever blowing bubbles” is the west ham soccer team theme song I believe lol
Let’s all agree those two stole the show, I really want a prequel of lemon and tangerine.
criminally underrated movie
I love this movie. fun to watch.
“Do you mind if we do this right now?” 😂
The dwarf and the elf keeping score again 😆
This movie is like a combination of Deadpool, Kill Bill and John Wick
Let’s face it these guys made that movie alot better!
I love the Ringo impression
0:27 tangerine turning on "brother mode"
I love how chaotically random and humorous this movie is
LOVED HIM AND THE WHOLE ENTIRE MOVIE SMM
It’s giving Soap and Ghost energy 😂
I feel bad for the innocent guy who was the 17th kill 💀💀💀💀💀
Bullet train has been on my netflix feed for a few months now and decided to give it a watch last night. One of my favorites