"Birthmarks show where you got killed in former life." Has Birthmark on Butthole, How? Vlad the Impaler (Dracula): "You ever heard of shashlik, i sort of came up with it." #Memellion #Dankness
3:53 what if I told you, buying presents for men isn’t hard if you actually listen to us. The problem is women hear what they want to hear. 3 years of talking about wanting a nice set of headphones to a set of twins that I routinely spend thousands on for birthdays and Christmas including small gifts that they’d mentioned when they thought I wasn’t listening. In that time I got plenty of really nice gifts. One was much more thoughtful than the other. But in the end I bought my own.
10:27 Some people really be like that. The boss is doing him a favor by not firing his useless ass, but he still thinks he is being exploited because he is not paid the same as the guy that does 80% of all the work.
Depending on if you consider an anime style animation not made in Japan an anime or not, there is a Bible anime, "My Last Day" from 2011. It is only 9 minutes long though.
New meme state application State: South Carolina Reason: The government dislikes us so much they waited until the China Balloon was right above our state to pop it. Bird Dogs. We were the first to secede from the union and haven’t repaid that disrespect
16:27 So why do they even have the ability to turn them off? They should be linked to whatever they use to clock in. The camera automatically turns on when they start working and can not be turned off til the officer returns to the station and ends their shift. Problem solved.
#dankness me hold an empty icecream cone Me: I wonder why melted icecream fell from the sky and with oreos in it This must be a blessing the Pigeon watching me eat it :l
The new meme state should be Georgia because of it’s weird best or unknown standers Example: delta airlines largest airport ( and also the largest in the us ) is in Georgia but I know no one in any other state knows about the beavershark story ( a Raining mountain story about camp raining lake )
0:06
Gentlemen we must protect her at all costs.
We need chad women like her.
1:29 we have florida, wisconsin, and alabama
Memes are turtle approved
Revenge of the sith is Jedi approved
Meme are dude approved
Gabriel approves these memes
The Cringe can't approve since these memes aren't Cringy.
@character
*T POSES INTENSLY*
19:45 And that's why I say, hey man, nice shot.
Chad woman remind me of jojo
"Birthmarks show where you got killed in former life."
Has Birthmark on Butthole, How?
Vlad the Impaler (Dracula): "You ever heard of shashlik, i sort of came up with it."
#Memellion #Dankness
I have one at the palm and back of my right hand…
@@karlo1199 Jesus it you? 🥹😂
I have em on my thighs and my right pinkie
I have one on my eye
@@SmockingSpaaceWizzard ok
0:33 that's what you get when you let discord users make a clock.
3:53 what if I told you, buying presents for men isn’t hard if you actually listen to us. The problem is women hear what they want to hear. 3 years of talking about wanting a nice set of headphones to a set of twins that I routinely spend thousands on for birthdays and Christmas including small gifts that they’d mentioned when they thought I wasn’t listening. In that time I got plenty of really nice gifts. One was much more thoughtful than the other. But in the end I bought my own.
17:11
That's now a grenade...
Dandruff, the snow is dandruff.
0:06 I just realized she looks kinda like General Armstrong from Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood
0:15 THUMBNAIL
18:33 yes they did, its Candace
Candace dick fit into your mouth?
That was the whole point of the joke
It lures people to say her name is Candice just to bring this line
Candace d...
3:36 I have an entire chest of Legos and Bionicles under my bed. It never ends well when I look there.
1:21 I don't know man, looks like an upgrade to me. You can never have too many bros
10:10 Citizen: Why don't you just tell me how much!?
IRS: It is a test of honesty
Citizen: when did YOU ever been honest!?
1:31 Only in Oklahoma
3:52
Least insecure woman
lmao if you saw how confident the girls on tiktok are
@@crybaby7477 All I saw on tiktok was gardening equipment.
8:07 is facts
5:12 Funny thing: Poland started arming up afterward. Too bad the plan assumed the war would happen two years later.
Happiness is a warm gun
10:27 Some people really be like that. The boss is doing him a favor by not firing his useless ass, but he still thinks he is being exploited because he is not paid the same as the guy that does 80% of all the work.
18:28 candice di-
7:15 Drinking tea without any sweetener?
8:04 hey wait he’s got a point there-
I don’t know about y’all but cops where I live are like John Cena: completely invisible
0:09 The “Chad” woman is good looking for an cartoon drawing.
1:31 Idaho memes/Idaho lore
Straight up was given a 4 hour ad
Based thumbnail meme
Bible WAS turned into anime, they just called it JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Steel Ball Run.
1:31 I have a suggestion could it be idaho
Great minds think similar Amigo
@@jozin8904 yes
Depending on if you consider an anime style animation not made in Japan an anime or not, there is a Bible anime, "My Last Day" from 2011. It is only 9 minutes long though.
8:07 - Someone did. It's called "In the Beginning: The Bible Stories" by Osamu Tezuka. It only covers the Old testament, however.
2:12 oh hey dad!
Wait… I’m an orphan…
10:09 Me: Tell that to my shotgun.
0:25 Me who looks for personality: 🗿
10:40
If that was true...
Mine is a bit longer sideways and below my arm so i must have been stabbed from the side of my torso
Lol
1:38 this is true because almost all the monsters are just greedy business people
1:30 I gotchu fam, Texas
i have two birthmarks one on my leg and one on the opposite side of the same leg
3:30 hold on this whole operation was your idea works even better
2nd meme is classic
At 1:30 ....I nominate Oklahoma 🐙
People forget Maine exists.
@@Robbogungadean imb pretty sure that's just a piece of Canada that fell off🐙
16:39
I miss the third option.
be as you are but don't bother anyone with it and be accepted
10:33
Those guys who have a birthmark near to their penis: This. Is a false statement.
6:17 next time ima eat the *snow*
7:50 this is me every day, I want that so much. Please tell me it's not ironic, that there are people who feel this way too!
14:14 your right, it isn't the answer.
It's a question, and the answer is yes.
New meme state application
State: South Carolina
Reason: The government dislikes us so much they waited until the China Balloon was right above our state to pop it. Bird Dogs. We were the first to secede from the union and haven’t repaid that disrespect
I don't have a birthmark, either old age, poison, or some form of disease 🤷
16:27 So why do they even have the ability to turn them off? They should be linked to whatever they use to clock in. The camera automatically turns on when they start working and can not be turned off til the officer returns to the station and ends their shift. Problem solved.
1:46
Have you heard of the story of Darth Scooby the Wise?
I really don't get the Netflix one. Any explanation cuz I'm slow on international or foreign news
Trying to be the blonde girl in the first meme.
1:51 Well, yes, but actually no
The chad girl looks kinda like a jojo female character. Sorry for my bad english not my first lenguege and have a good day.
4:56 true however I still am impatient.
I am both pleased and displeased...
No like but no dislike
8:06 I have a Manga version. It's pretty good. Art style is different at some parts cause different artists.
6:20 had me ok wait what the fu
You don't want to know how they get their halo's.
Memes are Spectacular Spiderman approved
If someone found my reddit account i'm getting hauled off to the gulag.
8:02 I know what they mean... but the superbook does exist, and it is various Bible stories made in an anime style
17:10 Alright, I am curious to what happens when he pull the trigger
1:30 Florida shall return.
10:41 me who have a birthmark on my ankle: how i died?
Snek 🐍
You are Achilles
I like my women the way I like my coffee: Brown, sweet, and filled with cream
Oklahoma: 1:31
10:36 I died from my hand??????????
8:07 same dude I would love to see that, just imagine Jesus Christ slashing through demons and shit,😊
Puss is voiced by zoro
😁😁
19:32 I see 55
I seeeeeeeee. Hold on, I lost count again
Figured it was around 50, but if I blink, I lose count since so many are slight variations. Got up to about 40-ish before I had to blink.
8:05
The copyright ©️ probably somehow already belongs to Disney i would say.
They own nearly everything
new meme state? virginia
Always go for a woman who doesn't fuckarse around... So basically get a woman.
#dankness me hold an empty icecream cone Me: I wonder why melted icecream fell from the sky and with oreos in it This must be a blessing the Pigeon watching me eat it :l
I got a birthmark there too.
19:33 I counted 64 colors.
So you are LGBTQRSTUVW
@@robet007 No.
Thumbnail fr
Guys new meme state?
How about North Dakota ?
4:10 too bad moste of the gameplay and place are locked behind paywalls.
11:06 Good thing that I haven't got a GF, bcos this is pretty much how I spend my savings. That one hit home very close...
If you really need some new country to meme it you can try Slovakia, trust me, it is eaven weirder country than ohio
Chadess
#dankness
Is it only me but trans ppl are playing the “move if ur gay” game, but its reworded: “play new HP game if ur transphobic”🤔
7:02 definetly girls und panzer in real life
7:16 disgusting
3:58 not for me i hate cats plus i'm allergic
The new meme state should be Georgia because of it’s weird best or unknown standers
Example: delta airlines largest airport ( and also the largest in the us ) is in Georgia but I know no one in any other state knows about the beavershark story ( a Raining mountain story about camp raining lake )
My mom once watched a man pee off a balcony in Georgia. She has since dubbed Georgia the state where toilets are optional.
There is a bible anime!
I am currently living the thumbnail, but my gf is the girl on the right. I know I will marry this woman.
Every one meme on Virginia
Memes
The new meme state shall be Commiefornia
there is an anime about the bible.
it's Saint Oniisan.
14:33 doesn’t add 10 inches to height or the other one?
Women I swear ☕
Hear me out
What if
New meme state be arkansas
5:57
All in favor of Bible anime, like this tweet and comment you favorite Bible verse 🙏
it would be awesome , perfect subject for the fantasy genre.