MEMES OF DANKNESS V957

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  • @Ze_N00B
    @Ze_N00B ปีที่แล้ว +99

    10:45
    Incorrect. In first-person games, the characters often have their actions closely controlled by the player, including blinking. THey simply blink whenever you're blinking.

    • @KadesKove
      @KadesKove ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So what does and doesn't your first person, self-insert character copy when you're controlling them? 😬

    • @Ze_N00B
      @Ze_N00B ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@KadesKove
      Your real life skills and lack thereof.

    • @miningandcraftingsince2013
      @miningandcraftingsince2013 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@KadesKove state of being alive... And my depression.

    • @danielsmithproductions
      @danielsmithproductions ปีที่แล้ว

      though in SCP Containment Breach your character blinks

  • @twoguyspies2056
    @twoguyspies2056 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Thirst's version of starvation is dehydration.

  • @travisbdub4952
    @travisbdub4952 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    5:48 Yep. That was me. I slept the whole day away. Best 16 hour sleep I've had in a long time.

  • @TurtleChad1
    @TurtleChad1 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    These memes are turtle approved

  • @zaragachizanparo4948
    @zaragachizanparo4948 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    1:46 That's what happens when you open up a hotel right next to Taco Bell.

  • @palpadur1112
    @palpadur1112 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    16:38
    the response us guys should make at that point is as follows: "You don't need to make me anything, all I want is you."

    • @khaledm.1476
      @khaledm.1476 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      borgar

    • @FractalPrism.
      @FractalPrism. ปีที่แล้ว +1

      make daddy a sandwich

    • @Robbogungadean
      @Robbogungadean ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sounds like you’ve been trained to accept absolutely less than no effort.

    • @Televroszky2144
      @Televroszky2144 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *murder

  • @EinsamPibroch278
    @EinsamPibroch278 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    7:57 Obelix is what a real Sigma looks like.

    • @Alverant
      @Alverant ปีที่แล้ว

      And those alpha males insist gender isn't a spectrum...

  • @nebelwanderer4974
    @nebelwanderer4974 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    And that's why the German language is fantastic, we have terms for those situations.
    0:35 Verdursten
    16:24 Übermorgen

    • @Rezno2050
      @Rezno2050 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Overmorrow is the word in the English language if I remember correctly

    • @IvyDoggins
      @IvyDoggins ปีที่แล้ว

      The German language has one word to describe 14 different things.

    • @arandomweeb3834
      @arandomweeb3834 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Actually, for 0:35, there's a word in English for that, too. It's parched, which means very thirsty.

    • @baconeguarde1127
      @baconeguarde1127 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dehydration????

    • @Shinjiuuuh
      @Shinjiuuuh ปีที่แล้ว

      THERE'S A WORD IN ENGLISH, AND IT'S VERY THIRSTY, BAM, PROBLEM SOLVED, IF ONE WORD ISN'T ENOUGH, ADD ANOTHER ONE BEHIND !!

  • @Joshua-uw7wm
    @Joshua-uw7wm ปีที่แล้ว +11

    12:14 the single greatest meme my absent mind can remember

  • @lordaragon901
    @lordaragon901 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dehydration.
    Dehydration is the thirst equivalent of starving

  • @meemmahn2856
    @meemmahn2856 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    15:10 people actually nail down coffin lids to prevent grave robberies. Grave robberies are much less common these days, and nailing coffins shut may be more for tradition.

    • @trentryan27
      @trentryan27 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol, cuz nails cant be pried out

    • @markh.6687
      @markh.6687 ปีที่แล้ว

      Laws require the coffin being sealed.

  • @JapetoYT
    @JapetoYT ปีที่แล้ว +9

    7:57 I never expected to see a meme of this legend

  • @sparker938
    @sparker938 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    #dankness
    Son crying so mother breastfeeds him
    Everyone else at his 12th birthday party:

  • @thatrandomweeb
    @thatrandomweeb ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:17 it's a metal rod. I just laughed at a fukcing metal rod.

  • @Blackestrose
    @Blackestrose ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:00 obelix left the island because they did not have his favorite food. asterix on the other hand left a island of beautifull women because his friend was leaving. now that is friendship

  • @Alias_Anybody
    @Alias_Anybody ปีที่แล้ว +6

    If anyone wants to know: There isn't really a widely used word for the day after tomorrow in English, though people obviously noticed that and created a pseudo-loanword based on the German/Dutch word for it (most closely related languages):
    overmorrow

  • @Jumpyman_thegamerYT
    @Jumpyman_thegamerYT ปีที่แล้ว +10

    16:12 Yeah, it seems like humans want to focus on some random person rather than things that are actually important, and will affect all of us negatively.

  • @notinsideyourwalls
    @notinsideyourwalls ปีที่แล้ว +2

    10:39 in SCP: Containment Breach, there’s actually a blinking mechanism, since it’s important for gameplay, and it’s also first person.
    (- 🤓)

    • @themenacingpenguin.7152
      @themenacingpenguin.7152 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      mainly because of certain statue that likes snapping necks

    • @mcarrowtime7095
      @mcarrowtime7095 ปีที่แล้ว

      Peanut. It’s unfortunate that containment breach’s peanut walking sound is less adorable than secret laboratory’s is

  • @foxtrot.uniform.charlie.ki2824
    @foxtrot.uniform.charlie.ki2824 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    12:34 - thats not how that works. You don't behave yourself because of money that is because of parenting.

  • @Joshua-uw7wm
    @Joshua-uw7wm ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ok that tattoo meme is classic!!!!! Greatness personified

  • @levistepanian5341
    @levistepanian5341 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:58 imagine not having a girlfriend, smh

  • @rebeccachambers1846
    @rebeccachambers1846 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Acorn trees? Acorn trees... Good grief....

  • @deusexvesania1702
    @deusexvesania1702 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    12:26 I need to see the comment section for that one. It has to be fire!

    • @unlimitedorb9786
      @unlimitedorb9786 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can say for certainty, that this meme is rascist... but I haven't heard a single cop car in my area so idk about that, also the black kid near where I live is a jackass.

  • @aaronlewis6265
    @aaronlewis6265 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:46 ayo I literally used that image as my profile pic when I first got my school account in 2nd grade

  • @zaragachizanparo4948
    @zaragachizanparo4948 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:09 Who are you and how did you get into my house?

  • @user-jo8kq5ed4j
    @user-jo8kq5ed4j ปีที่แล้ว

    6:05 that ain't a job for the razor
    *but for the flamethrower*

  • @boochin
    @boochin ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:30
    thought that was going to be something else...

    • @RmationYT
      @RmationYT ปีที่แล้ว

      They said soap not lotion

  • @dannypipewrench533
    @dannypipewrench533 ปีที่แล้ว

    10:58 Nice attention to detail on this one.

  • @Fayanora
    @Fayanora ปีที่แล้ว

    1:45 I have IBS. I would never be allowed in this pool. I get diarrhea at least every five days.

  • @mtimothy86
    @mtimothy86 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    In first person your character blinks when you blink. That's why you don't notice it.

  • @Kosmikaze1
    @Kosmikaze1 ปีที่แล้ว

    10:37 i assume the OP has never heard of SCP Containment Breach

  • @O0FB0187
    @O0FB0187 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:27 that wasn't a question. He was demanding it>:D

  • @alexanderbenson852
    @alexanderbenson852 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    10:21
    I already gave up on alcohol and I've yet to reach the age of 18, let alone 21.

  • @Jervis-JehanYvesLaurent
    @Jervis-JehanYvesLaurent ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:24 true lol

  • @stormstar2546
    @stormstar2546 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I will never get over how people genuinely like the smell of gasoline

  • @khizeryusufzai2185
    @khizeryusufzai2185 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Anyone else feel that head pat or just me?

  • @bugkramps
    @bugkramps ปีที่แล้ว +1

    12:33 you know the meme is good when you can't tell whether it's sarcastic, extremely insensitive, and painfully unfunny, or just fuckin racist
    god damn

  • @xkinggamer0144
    @xkinggamer0144 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:35 being dehydrated

  • @Chang8e
    @Chang8e ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:44 sauce
    Rae lil Black

  • @somecarperson
    @somecarperson ปีที่แล้ว

    0:38 dehydrated so simple

  • @techshabby0001
    @techshabby0001 ปีที่แล้ว

    10:05 hahahahahaha tomatoes in all other forms...

  • @temp3608
    @temp3608 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    14:20
    bruh mine just says play video games for another hour and then i do it for 7 anyways

  • @emceeboogieboots1608
    @emceeboogieboots1608 ปีที่แล้ว

    8:30 The 90's - 💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪
    Hold my beer🍺

  • @charlesgreen2232
    @charlesgreen2232 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    there is a quick key function for locating the cursor, it set to left control, if you have it on, it makes a circle where the mouse is to help you find it, not sure if its on by default for the later windows updates. but you should be able to turn it on in mouse or accessibility settings i think.
    edit:
    just tested it on a newer comp. it is not on by default.
    settings> buletooth and devices> mouse >additional mouse settings > mouse properties > pointer options> show location of mouse when i press ctrl key. thats how i found mine. just in-case i can help more. i have placed how i found it again.

    • @Whatever1076
      @Whatever1076 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love you

    • @charlesgreen2232
      @charlesgreen2232 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Whatever1076 thank-you random commenter. and i hope much success upon your future computing adventures

  • @_Pixiara_
    @_Pixiara_ ปีที่แล้ว

    That episodes one was totally me the other night. I watched an entire season in one night due to insomnia, lol.

  • @Jesusbutsus
    @Jesusbutsus ปีที่แล้ว

    These memes are biblically accurate

  • @Jesse-the-Kid
    @Jesse-the-Kid ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:56 this meme is very accurate because you can see he is crying on the inside like china was crying out loud that America "Overreacted"

    • @ivandenisovich6369
      @ivandenisovich6369 ปีที่แล้ว

      welcome to the age of balloons, where countries with access to hundreds of satellites still use balloons for spying. what year is it again?

  • @cooperpleasants9250
    @cooperpleasants9250 ปีที่แล้ว

    13:25
    They forgot good ol’ Nicholas.

  • @Jervis-JehanYvesLaurent
    @Jervis-JehanYvesLaurent ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:31 lol

  • @DontInterractWithMeBetween9-5.
    @DontInterractWithMeBetween9-5. ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Omg the first meme just made my day

  • @AFordFlex2377
    @AFordFlex2377 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    16:48 Was it the snack that smiles back?

  • @flameofmage1099
    @flameofmage1099 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The word for the day after tomorrow is "overmorrow" as in "My birthday is overmorrow". In today's English it has fallen out of use since people prefer to say the day of the week instead. There is also ereyesterday.

    • @harmless-kun
      @harmless-kun ปีที่แล้ว

      pasomañana is the our local one... literally past tommorrow..

  • @raspiankiado
    @raspiankiado ปีที่แล้ว

    7:40 Oh and if you do take the sick leave (which is what that "vacation" time ends up being) each year you'll be quiet quitting and replaced within tthe next 1-2 years.

  • @Creative_YT
    @Creative_YT ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I swear I always read the title as “memes of darkness”

  • @aaroneclipse-merriweather
    @aaroneclipse-merriweather ปีที่แล้ว

    3:04 happens every time i wake from a dream. Just like last night

  • @k4nj1
    @k4nj1 ปีที่แล้ว

    #dankness
    Chip: spins
    Music: plays
    18 million+ people:
    omg lmao lol so funni I’m dead 💀💀💀

  • @FundyTheAstronaut
    @FundyTheAstronaut ปีที่แล้ว

    0:42 dehydration.

  • @Ah_Yes_I_See
    @Ah_Yes_I_See ปีที่แล้ว +1

    #dankness
    Doctor: I have removed your colon
    Me why?

  • @Jugodeuranio
    @Jugodeuranio ปีที่แล้ว

    10:45
    If you are blinking unconciusly, you dont notice your blinking, so yes, it blinking, you just dont notice it, so its not represented
    13:22
    Vladimir is mising

  • @michaelcox9855
    @michaelcox9855 ปีที่แล้ว

    Overmorrow, I checked, you're welcome.

  • @charlesgreen2232
    @charlesgreen2232 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    just had an insane idea, what if, and hear me out, the reason that infomercials have better internet speed is because they pay the internet companies to push faster speed for them......now heres a hypothetical idea. but what if, you ran a commercial in the background. one that had the speed buffed for it, and your show in the foreground, would you get faster internet. although now that i think about it, if you could run a program that just says that your system is running a commercial.......hmmmmm

  • @TheManOfManyNames.
    @TheManOfManyNames. ปีที่แล้ว

    13:10 *proceeds to agree*

  • @oddguy4419
    @oddguy4419 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:42 this is what I'm going to be looking for, for awhile
    Wrong one, this is the one 2:42

  • @ZoeZparkles
    @ZoeZparkles ปีที่แล้ว

    #dankness
    Me: **says my boyfriend's name in a sentance**
    My 2 sisters: **insert "oooooooooooooooo" from Blinding Lights**

  • @Hi1mMe
    @Hi1mMe ปีที่แล้ว +1

    16:21 overmorrow is the word of the day after tomorrow.

  • @en4957
    @en4957 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:41 the answer is parched

  • @TierowTheGoat
    @TierowTheGoat ปีที่แล้ว

    its the sane for middle school i can confirm

  • @Giovanonesiste324
    @Giovanonesiste324 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    8:50 in Italian you can rearrange the letters in San Valentino (valentine day) to Na sveltina no which means like “let’s have some s3x” or something like that

  • @UselessBunny
    @UselessBunny ปีที่แล้ว

    2:27 Don't make me even more delusional i wanna hold on to some dignity.

  • @matthewkurniawan4081
    @matthewkurniawan4081 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:40 dehydrating

  • @Leglessolas
    @Leglessolas ปีที่แล้ว

    That first one is great

  • @adomzenith3755
    @adomzenith3755 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    13:10
    god: true
    Jesus: true
    The holy spirit: ^ ditto.

  • @storybooktree1505
    @storybooktree1505 ปีที่แล้ว

    Starving for thirst is being dehydrated 🗿

  • @o_o2868
    @o_o2868 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:40 dehydration?

    • @frownyee
      @frownyee ปีที่แล้ว

      thirsty??

    • @frownyee
      @frownyee ปีที่แล้ว

      thirsty??

    • @o_o2868
      @o_o2868 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@frownyee I think it is for hungry

  • @Just-a-good-gamer
    @Just-a-good-gamer ปีที่แล้ว

    0:41 dehydration

    • @Just-a-good-gamer
      @Just-a-good-gamer ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't ask... It's painful to die of dehydration... and don't ask how I know that either... Just take it

  • @okami-shaman9548
    @okami-shaman9548 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:10 The only* proper reaction.

  • @Uniondue
    @Uniondue 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    2:46 thats rae lilblack

  • @bradlyalbert1136
    @bradlyalbert1136 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    16:26 if I remember correctly it's called overmorrow

  • @maltethehutt4498
    @maltethehutt4498 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:59 Why are the buitifull ones allways so picky?

  • @CraftingCat_IX
    @CraftingCat_IX ปีที่แล้ว +1

    7:40 *Laughs in European*

  • @Waterbottlez_
    @Waterbottlez_ ปีที่แล้ว

    14:50 am I the only one on this earth that doesn’t like the smell of gasoline?

  • @danielbrezina4982
    @danielbrezina4982 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    In fps games your charakter never blinks and has no reaction time because you already do irl do theres no need for it to be there twice

  • @eclatshwartzbaumcybertune2063
    @eclatshwartzbaumcybertune2063 ปีที่แล้ว

    Smart, rich - woman sounds great!

  • @YesImRealGreen
    @YesImRealGreen ปีที่แล้ว

    2:28 K I L L. I T. Sorry! Intrusive thoughts!

  • @brandonprogoodguy7180
    @brandonprogoodguy7180 ปีที่แล้ว

    dr: you patient:you? 8:05

  • @porrnesianparrapio6430
    @porrnesianparrapio6430 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    WAIT WHAT!?

  • @arpi3684
    @arpi3684 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Tattoos are permanent and expensive" yeah so are kids

  • @robertvanderlinden2813
    @robertvanderlinden2813 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    12:20, vlad

  • @ObservingLibertarian
    @ObservingLibertarian ปีที่แล้ว

    15:12 ... hol' up....

  • @brucedavidson9499
    @brucedavidson9499 ปีที่แล้ว

    15:12 grave robbers

  • @crazyrobloxjj
    @crazyrobloxjj ปีที่แล้ว

    Cool but did you know that you can save 15% or more on car insurance?

  • @madnesz2462
    @madnesz2462 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Bro i got a good report card lets fucking goooooooo!!!!!!!!!

    • @madnesz2462
      @madnesz2462 ปีที่แล้ว

      @SwordieSlice 🍾🎂🤑🍾🍰🍾🍰🍾🍰🍾🎂🎂🍾🍰🍾🍾🤑🤑🤑🤑🤣🤑🤣🤑🤑🤣🤑🤣🤑🤣🤑🤑🤣

  • @cookiemonsterhacker3131
    @cookiemonsterhacker3131 ปีที่แล้ว

    14:14 why is the officer smiling though?

  • @InquisitorShepard
    @InquisitorShepard ปีที่แล้ว

    "5 Weeks of vacation per year max"
    Goddamn that is a lot of days off. I get like 10 days plus 5-6 sick days. And when I take a sick day my boss still asks me to come to work because they can't find anyone to replace me.
    And then they complain they cannot go anywhere or do anything. Bourges man, bourges.

    • @emceeboogieboots1608
      @emceeboogieboots1608 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought " Who thinks that is bad?"
      I get 5 weeks and another 2 long service in Australia and thought we had a pretty good deal!

  • @brianzz6443
    @brianzz6443 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:50 beyblade beyblade let it rip!

  • @angerymechanic661
    @angerymechanic661 ปีที่แล้ว

    That's it, im looking up venom rule 34

  • @Taragoembi
    @Taragoembi ปีที่แล้ว

    oh lol, i sat here like whats with all the valentine memes, i didnt actually realized that it was yesterday
    and also, as a afrikaans person, get rekt, we have a word for the day after tomorrow HUAHUAHUAHUAHUA!

  • @marcoasturias8520
    @marcoasturias8520 ปีที่แล้ว

    10:40 play: The Outer Wilds

  • @ghosty5478
    @ghosty5478 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:16 *T O O B*

  • @dannypipewrench533
    @dannypipewrench533 ปีที่แล้ว

    11:59 I HAVE THAT LAMP! IT IS IN MY ROOM AND I AM LOOKING AT IT RIGHT NOW!