13:32 they smell like powdered latex, they weren't sticky but felt super dry so my finger couldn't slide over its surface, and I tried biting one so I know it tastes chalky like the dentist's gloves. Passing on knowledge to the next generation.
2:39 as an Italian i can tell you that eatin hot pizza is good, eating cold pizza is for emergencies and people who eat frozen pizza must be sent straight to hell, to the boiler room.
"Recovery isn't supposed to feel good!" *_THEN WHAT'S THE GODDAMN POINT THEN?! MIGHT AS WELL JUST KEEP SUFFERING IF I CAN'T FEEL NICE EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE!_*
5:01 Exactly me after finishing GOT 2nd time, but also not really because I read the books (after watching it the 1st time) and since then I could not unsee the horrible shallowness of the GOT movie series.
Also we use lb and Stone and kg in the UK. Persons weight in Stone & lb, buying stuff in lb and in kg/g and in pints and litres. Edit: Also height in feet and inches or cm, speed in mph, distance in miles. body dimensions in inches. Engineering in mm, general diy in inches.
9:22 Americas out of control wild hog population to us mean "We get paid to shoot things AND EAT THEM!?" *bold eagle screech with AR's firing in the backround*
For the console autosave meme I personally understand this one and with reason because the one time I trusted the auto save I went back 2 hours of gameplay
6:30 Now get even older and learn what Christopher Columbus *actually* did. Genocide, they say. Well... when they arrived and met the natives of the Caribbean, they figured out pretty quickly it wasn't Japan, since the people weren't speaking Japanese. But they did establish friendly relations with some of the locals. They could communicate because none of them were stupid. That tribe then asked for their help in fighting and destroying a nearby cannibalistic tribe that had been ...you know, cannibaling them, and because cannibals are generally disliked by Europeans and sane people, Columbus agreed, and they did that. But hey, it's much more dramatic and funny to say that Columbus reached the Americas, thought it was Japan, and therefore called the people Indians, and got straight to genociding them. Side note: what Columbus called the natives was "In Dios", meaning a people of God, because he recognized their openness to spirituality. Side note 2: None of this is to say that there weren't genocidal acts committed later on by other Spanish, Portuguese, French and English settlers, which went beyond the realm of any legitimate war.
Take a look read a book A reading rainbow Ripped from the void forced to be employed Wrapped in chains Nails in the rainbow bridge Another rainbow Twisted rainbow and a rainbow to bleed Ladies and Gentlemen this is it I am watching the death of modern music. Oh the humanity.
normal oreo > double stuffed, everyone with a brain knows the cookie is better than the cream, double stuffed has too much cream. regardless, the thins are better than both
4:53 I see that someone is paying attention to the incoming Nova. Don’t waste your time, none of us are worth the extra effort. We are too dense for subtlety and too obstinate for truth. Let us burn, then freeze, then go crazy with what remains.
1:13 for some reason why im playing games this happens me: i gotta go now *saves the game* my brain: did you realy save it though? me: i already know i did. *saves again a few seconds later* my brain: there now you saved it
Ohio becomes like the memes: I just finished watching 6 episodes of nightshift lockup. which is basically cops, but with video of the crazy shit you don't expect. Ohio was in EVERY episode twice in the first one, Florida was in 5, New mexico was in 3. there was only 3-4 cases per episode.
A person approves of these memes before a turtle
Nice
*gasp* the gall!
"How dare you stand where he stood!"
Tell the turtle to eat a straw
Meanwhile the ninja turtles: 😐
8:33 wholesome
13:32 they smell like powdered latex, they weren't sticky but felt super dry so my finger couldn't slide over its surface, and I tried biting one so I know it tastes chalky like the dentist's gloves.
Passing on knowledge to the next generation.
Also the texture is kind of crumbly from what I remember. Like you could just scrape off litte bits once the smooth surface is broken.
i’m reading these without knowing what you’re talking about, it’s weird
@momomarethyutheghostgodslayer yeah i did makes much more sense now lol
0:16 that's not earless Batman, that's Real life Red Robin
wait a second,r u that guy in pmc
2:39 as an Italian i can tell you that eatin hot pizza is good, eating cold pizza is for emergencies and people who eat frozen pizza must be sent straight to hell, to the boiler room.
"All the way down."
18:25 Lloyd Christmas: "What's the 'soup de la nuit'?"
Waitress: "That's the Soup of the Night."
Lloyd: "That sounds good. I'll have that!"
1:1 on the Lego Box means the image is actual size.
6:02 you really should never pass up cooking from someone important to you even if you are with the boys
Does anyone know where I can find the source for the superior body pillow at 19:09?
0:04 man got catfished by the deadliest wood piece
6:00 what an absolute chad opinion
#dankness
Her: "Stop looking at my chest!"
Me: "Stop showing it to me!"
0:39 hold up I think I might be getting the wrong idea or not
18:50 that meme hit me hard. Its literally me lol
Turtle approves of memes before person.
YOU’RE TOO LATE TURTLE. HUMANS ARE NOW COMMENT CERTIFIED.
15:20 literally the best meme of the video
"Recovery isn't supposed to feel good!"
*_THEN WHAT'S THE GODDAMN POINT THEN?! MIGHT AS WELL JUST KEEP SUFFERING IF I CAN'T FEEL NICE EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE!_*
3:01 excuse me, what this has to be satire
Knowing how aggressive some religions are, sadly no.
Shit like this is why i stopped going to church along with all the hypocrisy.
No, some women do that.
5:01
Exactly me after finishing GOT 2nd time, but also not really because I read the books (after watching it the 1st time) and since then I could not unsee the horrible shallowness of the GOT movie series.
6:25 I just heard, touched, tasted, and smelled that picture.
Also. Every meme was relateble exept the girlfriend ones. :')
2:18 there's also the ones who want to live;
"Do it twitch then"
"Double it and pass it to next person"
Hawkmoth was trying too hard for Batman and missed the entire point confirmed.
7:37, wtf, i live in Dublin and we use kg
2:34 that’s because as you get older each year is less of your life and thus each year feels shorter than the last.
13:41
tough break my guy
Exactly
9:21
*Losing a war against plants*
12:29
bath nap enjoyers rise up
7:37 it’s ironic that they made captain America be British in this situation
Also we use lb and Stone and kg in the UK. Persons weight in Stone & lb, buying stuff in lb and in kg/g and in pints and litres.
Edit: Also height in feet and inches or cm, speed in mph, distance in miles. body dimensions in inches. Engineering in mm, general diy in inches.
6:20 Anyone else reminded of the 'smiling troll face' meme?
9:22 Americas out of control wild hog population to us mean "We get paid to shoot things AND EAT THEM!?" *bold eagle screech with AR's firing in the backround*
jeez, the first meme hits differently
In response to that first meme, WILSONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
13:34 the dad is a bloody cheater
0:22 that seems like the type of thing he would do
For the console autosave meme I personally understand this one and with reason because the one time I trusted the auto save I went back 2 hours of gameplay
9:06 - Yes... who wouldnt... its a win win situation
(this actually happened)
Me falling in love with a yoda meme: 🥺
Me making a whole show out of the baby yoda concept in my head thats kinda fire: 👀
10:10 Absolute truth
Thanks
2:06 how Monsoon said: "Memes, is a dna of our soul"
Too many of these memes hit way too close to home.
2:28 I legit have a grill in my balcony behind my room lol.
So it’s more like
WAIT WAIT WAIT
51:20 dayumn,that squirrel thick
11:19 Me in a nutshell. I'm looking to get a Garand next.
Nice
8:00 I was expecting the Spider-Man villain meme.
I've realized that I'm basically too stupid to categorize what my own beliefs are so I'm just going to listen to whatever anyone screams at me.
Earless batman lowkey looks like daredevil
5:01 Me when I finished watching Gudetama
9:11 God: As you Wish
2:59 I'm glad i converted to Atheism
#dankness
When your waifu becomes real, but she rejects you too:
*I guess I’ll go duck myself then.*
0:17 GRIFFITHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
7:00 guilty without remorse
Dude it's literally 4:00 am and I have 5 fans all around me but I'm under the blanket
2:42 what about people who bake their pizza, then freeze it again?
7:37 Why is Captain America not the american in this?
Yeah, my brain also loves it when I call it senorita.
These memes are smart guy approved
"50 points to grifyndur"
6:30 Now get even older and learn what Christopher Columbus *actually* did. Genocide, they say. Well... when they arrived and met the natives of the Caribbean, they figured out pretty quickly it wasn't Japan, since the people weren't speaking Japanese. But they did establish friendly relations with some of the locals. They could communicate because none of them were stupid. That tribe then asked for their help in fighting and destroying a nearby cannibalistic tribe that had been ...you know, cannibaling them, and because cannibals are generally disliked by Europeans and sane people, Columbus agreed, and they did that. But hey, it's much more dramatic and funny to say that Columbus reached the Americas, thought it was Japan, and therefore called the people Indians, and got straight to genociding them.
Side note: what Columbus called the natives was "In Dios", meaning a people of God, because he recognized their openness to spirituality.
Side note 2: None of this is to say that there weren't genocidal acts committed later on by other Spanish, Portuguese, French and English settlers, which went beyond the realm of any legitimate war.
4:43 why is twitter part of the class schedule 😭
0:11 life is an illusion bro
Bro I watched this video so I could laugh, the first one almost made me cry ;.(
0:10 isn't that the plan with over 200 confirmed kills?
Oh dame he was the next victim
2:30 yo stop reading my mind.
Dude, man, 7:53 is as real as can be.
**Correction**
Dude, man, 13:31 is as real as can be.
**CORRECTION**
DUDE, 19:03!
A cat lover has approved of these memes after a person
13:40 Anon's Dad is still a legend.
love your vids
Australians laughing at America for losing a war to a hill with trees
Take a look read a book
A reading rainbow
Ripped from the void forced to be employed
Wrapped in chains
Nails in the rainbow bridge
Another rainbow
Twisted rainbow and a rainbow to bleed
Ladies and Gentlemen this is it I am watching the death of modern music. Oh the humanity.
normal oreo > double stuffed, everyone with a brain knows the cookie is better than the cream, double stuffed has too much cream. regardless, the thins are better than both
Lo-fi girl be studying to solve the anti-life equation at this point.
Mehdi da boss approves of these memes
😂 🤣 Hold up the text to speech can say Quidditch but not Gryfindor, what the hell is a Gri finda
that first one is kinda sad tho.
Only 70% of men would rather die than give up meat? Thems rookie numbers, we got to get that up!
Americans always put Brittain, which is THE imperial-system cauntry, instead of literally any other.
6:14 Who overdosed baby yoda with caffeine?
Dank as always
4:53 I see that someone is paying attention to the incoming Nova. Don’t waste your time, none of us are worth the extra effort. We are too dense for subtlety and too obstinate for truth. Let us burn, then freeze, then go crazy with what remains.
1:13 for some reason why im playing games this happens
me: i gotta go now *saves the game*
my brain: did you realy save it though?
me: i already know i did. *saves again a few seconds later*
my brain: there now you saved it
I'll take the bigger option of a dollar every time someone uses "Your mom" incorrectly
#dankness you lose your socks *PANIK* you don’t notice *kalm* YOU LOST YOUR SOCKS *PANIK*
13:41 location?
A random approved of these memes after a a person and before a turtle
5:13 Okay cool. But doesn’t matter since they don’t use it.
Where is the turtle? I cannot find the glorious turtle.
But why is there so many memes with baby Yoda
13:22 I know what they feel like as they crumble between my teeth.
9:39 it's scale ratio
I wish my memes were as good as these :(
11:38
MY AUNT DOES THAT AND IT'S LIKE THE MOST ANNOYING THING EVER OMG
We should replace 'banging' with 'squishing'
Ohio becomes like the memes: I just finished watching 6 episodes of nightshift lockup. which is basically cops, but with video of the crazy shit you don't expect. Ohio was in EVERY episode twice in the first one, Florida was in 5, New mexico was in 3. there was only 3-4 cases per episode.
4:09 so music just changed this woman and transformed into a man or am I just high!!??
6:25 troll
#dankness
POV: text to speech tries to say your name
a goose approves of these memes and if you mess with the honk you get the bonk understood
8:30
CHEESE