Teacher here: we do that on purpose. We don't want to give lessons sometimes, too and just want to talk a bit bullshit and get through the day without much work.
18:43 Last I checked, Dogs don't do drugs and refuse the care at animal shelters, rather the best dogs track down drugs to stop humans from doing drugs and refusing the care of Shelters.
It's weird, in the military, the only authorized language in regulations (outside of being a translator or jobs similar) is English, and you can get in trouble for using other languages during work hours (not exactly enforced). At least, that's what we were told. Maybe our commander was just a racist LOL.
For student loans, or any debt just don't pay and make absolutely no contact with the loan company or any debt collectors for 7 years and the debt goes away. This only works if your not working a regular 9 to 5 because otherwise they could garnish your wages. But if you happen to be cool with your boss or are employed by a friend or family member, you can just tell your boss what's going on and tell them if they ever get a request to garnish your wages, to simply ignore it or refuse and say they don't want to get involved with it.
The whole help the dog vs homeless thing is pretty cut and dry. A dog won't get up in the middle of the night, kill you, rape your family, kill them, steal all your stuff, sell it all for 1/1000th of its worth, and then go get high and sit back where you found them. The worst a dog will do is randomly attack and maybe kill you. Humans are extremely dangerous and unpredictable. I hate that this needs to be said.
#Dankness Demons: The Doom Slayer is in his coffin prison. We are saved. The Unknown appears out of nowhere rampaging through hell. Demons: The... What!?
Bit late comment. But 15:48 the one with the dog buying stuff from amazon wishlist to girls on Instagram or probaly also Tiktok. If you do that, what do you expect will happen? Like that guy buying 2x RTX 4090, PS5 and 4k streaming unit(don't remember real name). Again same question? What do you expect her to do? Curious about this simping culture? Cause why not get it for yourself or a great friend, so you can game and chill with a person where you actually see them get happy and by extension can spend more time with that firiend(s). There must be something more worthwhile in your life than a 2-5sec shout out from basically one you pay like a prostitude, even if its just to feel like you are her "friend" cause you are not. And if you are that rich you can gift away so much, maybe consider a proper Orgization to give them to, they will benefit so much more from your actions. Just curious, you do you. I'm not the ruler of you.
7:51 ... English IS the official language of the U.S.; has been since the start, and always will be. Memes are only good when they are accurate. This meme is a fail.
@@mattjohns3394 aight so it doesn’t have an official language, point still stands that “don’t force people to only say one language, let them be free to speak other stuff”
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17:00 I think it's a sign that I watch too many of these TTS videos when I did a double take at the phrase "duck farm".
??????
Day 6 of asking memeilion to do a face reveal at dank memes v1000
I'm pretty sure his videos are mostly made by bots
His face is his profile pic
y e s
No
Jokes on you -- he's done many face reveals. You just have to know which memes have him in it.
Teacher here: we do that on purpose. We don't want to give lessons sometimes, too and just want to talk a bit bullshit and get through the day without much work.
0:39
Bro what's gonna happen in my birthday month. 💀
Im not sure but im scared
i search it aparently some horoscope stuff idk
The Nintendo 3DS Eshop closes ig, but I don't think that's what they are talking about lol
I was born on St. Patricks day, and now Im scared
It's a surprise ! 😉
10:31 no, no, he has a point.
18:43 Last I checked, Dogs don't do drugs and refuse the care at animal shelters, rather the best dogs track down drugs to stop humans from doing drugs and refusing the care of Shelters.
7:48 It doesn't have an official religion either, but you can still find plenty of courthouses with the Ten Commandments carved into the walls.
It's weird, in the military, the only authorized language in regulations (outside of being a translator or jobs similar) is English, and you can get in trouble for using other languages during work hours (not exactly enforced). At least, that's what we were told. Maybe our commander was just a racist LOL.
rip to the dude in the first one
Amen to our fallen brother
F
Man I wear glasses and am slightly chubby *and* I find girls with glasses cute.
Is that me from a parallel universe?
He should say he likes her neck 🗿
@@Dots_The_Demon_Lord you’re the one in the comic
0:39 the excuse me what-?!
For student loans, or any debt just don't pay and make absolutely no contact with the loan company or any debt collectors for 7 years and the debt goes away. This only works if your not working a regular 9 to 5 because otherwise they could garnish your wages. But if you happen to be cool with your boss or are employed by a friend or family member, you can just tell your boss what's going on and tell them if they ever get a request to garnish your wages, to simply ignore it or refuse and say they don't want to get involved with it.
17:46 way to ruin a perfectly good game with politics.
1:20 Having a water bottle next to our bed so you can satisfyingly quench your thirst at 3am without getting out of bed.
2:12 that's the wrong way around
0:11 that's gotta hurt
17:29 wha, but, pizza is feminine in almost all languages
1:43 I also never got stung, because I am very careful with that lol
#dankness
Everyone: muffet why did you try to kill frisk
Muffet: money
0:38 whats gonna happen?
10:10 The Flash also has a pretty sweet van
#DANKNESS
Me making a well thought out joke to get featured on #DANKNESS:
Some mf on his way to get featured by making a dirty joke:
Daaannnnkkkkkneeesssss nice vid btw
8:00 that's the same picture
3:57 Solution: Don’t go to the gym
14:52 Ben Gwen is the only way.
0:23 the only fake senario that going on my head is the 2 classmate of mine that kissing,hugging, Etc...
The whole help the dog vs homeless thing is pretty cut and dry. A dog won't get up in the middle of the night, kill you, rape your family, kill them, steal all your stuff, sell it all for 1/1000th of its worth, and then go get high and sit back where you found them. The worst a dog will do is randomly attack and maybe kill you. Humans are extremely dangerous and unpredictable. I hate that this needs to be said.
0:40 Can’t wait for my birthday.
Which is in March..
I'd celebrate early if I were you...
finally got here early, so happy
The skeleton one though
0:40 what happened March 2023 (I live under a rock so idk)
11:45 Idk wat the obsession with mr. beast nowadays is. I stopped watching him back in 2018 or so when he started being nice to people lol
#Dankness
Demons: The Doom Slayer is in his coffin prison. We are saved.
The Unknown appears out of nowhere rampaging through hell.
Demons: The... What!?
0:47 i see we start fascist today
What's going on in March??
Bit late comment.
But 15:48 the one with the dog buying stuff from amazon wishlist to girls on Instagram or probaly also Tiktok.
If you do that, what do you expect will happen?
Like that guy buying 2x RTX 4090, PS5 and 4k streaming unit(don't remember real name).
Again same question? What do you expect her to do?
Curious about this simping culture? Cause why not get it for yourself or a great friend, so you can game and chill with a person where you actually see them get happy and by extension can spend more time with that firiend(s).
There must be something more worthwhile in your life than a 2-5sec shout out from basically one you pay like a prostitude, even if its just to feel like you are her "friend" cause you are not.
And if you are that rich you can gift away so much, maybe consider a proper Orgization to give them to, they will benefit so much more from your actions.
Just curious, you do you. I'm not the ruler of you.
Tipping is a polite courtesy that's why Europeans don't get it.
7:51 ... English IS the official language of the U.S.; has been since the start, and always will be.
Memes are only good when they are accurate. This meme is a fail.
You might want to double check before you post your "facts".
Maybe it’s true, maybe it’s not.
Either way, people don’t have to be confined to one language that isn’t necessarily their mother tongue.
@@cinderpxmpkin9554 What maybe? The US *does not* have an official language. You can look it up.
@@mattjohns3394 aight so it doesn’t have an official language, point still stands that “don’t force people to only say one language, let them be free to speak other stuff”