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- Comedian Jonnie W on how he deals with vegans…
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Once in a generation, someone comes along with the power and eloquence to inspire us all. Jonnie W will entertain us while we wait for that person. Entering the comedy scene with nothing more than a guitar and his razor-sharp wit, he has gone on to entertain audiences nationwide. When not performing at solo events, Jonnie joins fellow funny man Tim Hawkins on his "Rockshow Comedy Tour", delivering the funny at sold out shows coast to coast.
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How do you know if someone is a vegan?
No need to ask: They're bound to tell you first!
When you mow the lawn or trim the hedges, does your vegan neighbor drool?
Vegan, atheists, and pilots will all tell you within ten minutes of first meeting.
I heard it, “what’s the hardest thing about being vegan?”
“Keeping it to yourself!”
I usually find you can see them coming because they look so white and ill!
😂😂😂😂 " don't try and attack me, you're far too weak" 🔥
There's a sign outside of a BBQ place near me that reads ' vegan recovery station '.
I enjoy watching the many 'Former Vegan' videos on TH-cam. Young Women who solved their many physical and mental troubles, by eating God's Menu of meat.
Many describe Veganism as a cult.
Vegan: An old Indian/Native American word meaning - “lousy hunter”.
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I should’ve known better than to be drinking my coffee while watching this 🤪.
Fantastic clean comedy. Thanks
Got my hubby a t-shirt... it's a picture of a deer going poo. The caption is, "My food poops on your food"
Got my vegan nephew a shirt that says, “ there’s room for all of gods creatures, right next to the mashed potatoes.”
I have that same shirt!! 😂
@GibsonTick he loves it too!
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Bacon= Candy for carnivores. 👍
Carnivore diet, for the win! 🐮❤️ 🐷❤️ 🐔
I am so in love with your comedy!
You are so kind
He's right about that bacon 😄.
Hilarious! New subscriber!
Welcome aboard!
I love that you don’t use cuss words and use the Lords name in vain like many comedians that’s one of my biggest complaints, I tell people real talent is keeping things clean wholesome and make people laugh is a gift from above very very very few have 👍
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Hilarious!
I named my pet pig Kevin and his brother Crispy
I’m lactose intolerant and can’t tolerate dairy so I do sometimes ask for vegan because it’s easier than going through all the ingredients. But I do eat bacon!!!!
As a carnivore person, I have a really hard time eating at 99% of the chain restaurants because they don't offer something great like "100% Meat Platter, any combination you want, $21.99!"
The one and only time of year I have to eat out for nine days straight, I'm eating just one meal a day just to make sure I don't drown in (super delicous, wish-I-could-eat-them-all) carbs!
Point out that their chosen diet is incomplete.
In my experience what shuts them up like a lightning bolt is to ask, "Vegan eh? But, you're still kwel with abortion, right?"
Why make that assumption? I'm vegan and pretty "right wing" on a lot of issues
@@charlytaylor1748 `Cause it's a good bet.
Hey, there are always outliers. But, that doesn't mean the rule doesn't hold true.
I'm not a vegetarian but I make sure I only eat animals that are.
Even though I am health conscious about 70% of the time, I like to treat myself to the Cracker Barrel breakfast.
Yes! Jonnie speaks truth. God bless whoever invented bacon.
As far as vegans are concerned, my nephew is one. I love him anyway. 😂😂😂
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I tell them whats in gummi bears... then I show them. Not vegan or vegetarian that for sure!
Stacey's mom ain't got it going on if her kid is vegan.
I have a "Staceys Mom has got it going on" T-shirt
I just point out that a lot of animals are hunted to ensure that plant crops survive to be harvested, so vegans still have the blood of animals on their hands.
I’m primarily vegan… but I love bacon and eggs !!! 😊❤😂
So you are vegetarian.
So not vegan at all then.
Vegan and vegetarian are not the same thing
You don’t say!…well I never!!
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My family is mostly vegetarian, but one member is vegan. Vegetarians are easy to cook for, vegans are difficult. Luckily she's a pescatarian meaning she eats fish, and we have great seafood here in Boston...
As for myself, I'll eat the occasional meal with meat... It's sort of like Jules Winnfield ( Sam Jackson ) says: my wife is a vegetarian which pretty much makes me one... But it's not that hard to cook vegetarian... and not just some crappy meal-without-meat substitute. Really delicious recipes are all over the web. Only thing is, a surprising number of restaurants don't have many vegetarian entrees, so when we go out I'll often have something non-vegetarian. But again, Boston has such great seafood choices, it's never a problem for me.
I do feel like I'm healthier eating vegetarian... 🤷♂️
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Eat more of that bacon and you will be hugging jebus! Lol
Nope, quite the opposite.
I've lost 56 lb in 5 months eating only beef, bacon, butter, lamb and eggs.
Christians and Vegan aren't that different. They are both very passionate about following rules nobody wants to follow and preaching a message nobody wants to hear. Vegan outreach and evangelism isn't that different from each other.
The word is Zealot, same level of moral superiority and entitlement. They aren't too far off from Wokesters, Leftists, The WEF, or any religion's Extremists either. It is all the same type of person who's latched on to certain beliefs and made it their identity. It isn't anything new.
If no one wants to hear it, why is Christianity the largest religion in the world?
@RyuBateson218 Lettuce prey ...
BOOM 💥
Your far too weak 🤣😅😂😏
Jesus was a jew. He didn't eat bacon. KOSHER
No, he didn’t. Which makes it all the more weird that Catholics, at Mass, believe that the consecrated bread is actually Jesus’s body (meat) and the wine is his blood !
@@justjane2070 Catholicism is just creepy and weird if you really look at it, like most of the Christianity off shots. They worship a Jewish Rabbi. They aren't supposed to worship him over the almighty. That's false idol worship, but it has become so ingrained that Jesus is God, most people don't bother to actually think about it. The tri-head god thing is a pagan practice. So not Christian. Again, no one stopped to question it. So freaking weird....
@@justjane2070don’t see why……they don’t eat bacon at the Mass.
@@justjane2070 "This bread is my flesh, which I will give for the life of the world.”
Then the Jews began to argue sharply among themselves, “How can this man give us his flesh to eat?”
Jesus said to them, “Very truly I tell you, unless you eat the flesh of the Son of Man and drink his blood, you have no life in you."
On hearing it, many of his disciples said, “This is a hard teaching. Who can accept it?”
Aware that his disciples were grumbling about this, Jesus said to them, “Does this offend you?"
From this time many of his disciples turned back and no longer followed him.
@@tmike2552 I'm not learnt on religion or anything, but I think when someone starts promoting cannibalism, taking that person literally anymore is probably not happening
We can eat whatever we want. As a vegetarian I can find anything on a menu. 6’2 220pds I choose to eat, because of my blood pressure at 43yrs old. An MAGA
So.... Absolutely nothing about vegans then. Right.
Hoorah. The 500th airing of the vegans are too weak joke. Weak like djokovich, the Williams sisters, and many other top athletes. Oh yes, and me.
Another person mocking choices. Mind your business
Stereotype confirmed! Lmao.
@@rickworkman4608 right back at ya!
Nah, he was straight up mocking vegetarians.
Another definition that makes me cringe. 😬🇨🇦
Jesus who? The server at Taco Bell?
Jesus from The Walking Dead 😅