Thanks to Alice for driving me and dealing with that mess, you can follow her here: instagram.com/noxiousarts I got this done a little bit ago but never finished editing it until today. Physically, my teeth are all good now. Mentally, I'm probably about the same. I may post some extra clips on Patreon, where you can also get early access to vids, message me directly, join the private Discord server and more! patreon.com/goherping
@@forrestgump8717 He's mentioned his girlfriend a few times in his past videos. But I thought Alice was his sister, since their names sound so similar.
When he waved to the cop i was screaming i cant imagine being that cop seeing some high ass dude waving at you with puffy cheeks from a TESLA in front of you
British documentary voice: "As you can see here, homo sapiens when intoxicated with nitrous oxide resorts to their primordial roots and follows their basic instinct, food. They grow increasingly distressed as their treatment prevents them from gathering their staple meal. This clip is the infamous distress call of the species after this common procedure." good vid :D
i pictured him being full on cARRIEd out by the nurse, like cradled- and some family just walking by, covering their kids eyes- ty for the likes ur all epic oMl
When he said “when they’re not looking, letting their dog out...” I literally gasped. But then he said “And then bringing it to a shelter in another state.” He's just out to spite his neighbors, not hurt the dogs phew.
Poor Alice lol. This is like a mum talking her sugar high kid down. “They stabbed me 5 times” “They stabbed me 8 times” “They stabbed me 11 times” They stabbed me twice”.
I swear really bad every time I'm put under, usually am really mean and sarcastic too. First teeth I got removed I wasn't 100% out and I kept licking my doctors fingers. I dont think I'll ever forget how a man's hands in latex gloves feel... Anyway, your lady is so sweet
When I got my braces removed two weeks ago, the nurse had to drill bit off the cement and I already have highly sensitive teeth and AMPS so I was fighting real hard to stay still. At one point she was like “ please don’t bite my finger please?” And that’s when I realized I was kinda clamped down on her finger 🤣🤣🤣 like oops I’m so sorry my bad
The night before - "I'm going to the dentist tomorrow. Make sure to film me when i come out cause i'll be under the influence and it'll get views.........."
“I want to set it on fire, I want my nabors to die slowly” “I was thinking of letting there dog out, and taking it to a shelter in another state” I laughed way harder than I should have. I can totally see drugged me saying this. It’s my humor, around my friends that is
"i told them i was so freaking high" "they asked if i wanted to turn the nitrous oxide down" "i said no, TURN IT UP" when i say i died and was Resuscitated at this moment :D
Censored swearing is often a lot more comedic than uncensored swearing in my opinion. This brought me a boatload if serotonin. Hope your recovery wasn’t too terrible, and thank you for sharing your true love and desire for Chipotle with all of us.
I think we learned way more about Alex on this video than on every other video combined. here's a little recap -got a girlfriend that is sweet as pie - Has weird veins - The taste of blood turns him on - Likes Chipotle a lot - Every time he talks about the number of time he got stabbed he says a bigger number - He likes his no pain medication especially the gas - He likes money (who doesn't ?) - Doesn't like bidden - Doesn't like his neighbors - Wants some not good medication ;)
I understand Alex's incredulity at suddenly being in the car. Getting my wisdom teeth out was the first time I had been knocked out for anything, so the time skip I experienced once the anesthesia took effect was... something. I left that clinic laughing maniacally the entire way out.
I was just grinning like an idiot, highly amused, drumming on my legs with a complete lack of rhythm as my mom drove me home. However, I was a lot more functional than a lot of people in these wisdom teeth videos. I wonder why
It takes a pretty big person to be able to laugh at themselves and then to post it for us to crack up too just shows what an awesome person Alex is also lol This truly cracked me up!
I never thought I'd see this man in such a state. And it's beautiful, I think he may be channeling Bonnibel for this video. It's ok my man, most of us here have been around too many animals, and not enough human interaction.
You got a good girl there. She took care of you while you were vulnerable and probably slightly annoying and even took the time to video the ordeal. :)
Even though it's the effects of the anesthesia taking place, it still feels so strange for Alex to act like this when 99% of the time his personality is either chaotic-good or chaotic-neutral.
Shout out to Alice for taking care of Alex when he done lost his mind. Lol I'm glad things went well and you are recovering. It was very brave of you to put this in the internet. Best luck with the rest of your recovery.
*"Getting my wisdom teeth removed"* Me: Oh, that seems interesting- *"And having a mental breakdown"* Me: _You've had my curiosity, but now you have my attention._
"You want to go see Dexter?" "I want to kick him in the balls, but he doesn't have any." Sounds like something I would say, only, I'm not getting my wisdom teeth removed. lol
Thanks to Alice for driving me and dealing with that mess, you can follow her here: instagram.com/noxiousarts
I got this done a little bit ago but never finished editing it until today. Physically, my teeth are all good now. Mentally, I'm probably about the same. I may post some extra clips on Patreon, where you can also get early access to vids, message me directly, join the private Discord server and more! patreon.com/goherping
Leopard gecko vivarium please 😞
Hiya
Ok
Get this man some Chipotle
I got an ad about wisdom teath
“I f***ing hate that doctor”
“I DIDNT SAY GOODBYE TO MY DOCTOR” 😭
You forgot the “I’m going to sue him”
This guy crazy
It's the southern hospitality lmfao
Alex: **repeatedly begs for drugs**
Also Alex: I'm straight edge.
Well not anymore probably
I would like this, but it's at 420 and that's what Alex's high self would want.
@Mason Darn it!!
Also alex: do they sell anesthesia on the black market?.... can I get some anestesia?
lso Alex: can I have heroine? ..... cocaine?..... meth?....
"They stabbed me 3 times"
"They stabbed me 5 times!"
"They stabbed me 8 TIMES!"
"THEY STABBED ME ELEVEN TIMES!!!"
28 STAB WOUNDS!
@@sanstheboi8090 YOU DIDN’T WANT TO LEAVE HIM A CHANCE, HUH!?
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7..........11
28 STAB WOUNDS...oh wait someone already said that. woops
It's like ordinary sausage talking about the price of lobster
this is a really weird Chipotle advertisement
Yeah I was trying to watch a video the other day and then THIS started playing, my friend was like, "Where's the skip ad button?"
Halario TY for that! I literally was laughing out loud! Great comment!!!
I love how even when can't function properly he can still express his undying hate for his neighbors
And does an amazing job of expressing just how much he want chipotle
And himself
@@sarkly762lo
Yeahhhhh
900th like!!
Alt title: Small man in a Tesla got to much boof and cries about Chipotle for 20 minutes
Pretty much
Lol 😂
Offers to suck **** to get phone back
Basically lol
your two comments are gold please don't stop commenting
“I look f*cking ridiculous”
“Oh wait I always look like this”
Man that’s a mood.
I don’t think he said ridiculous
He said retarded
I also have a beardie
9:40
“Stop treating me like a baby”
*As he cries and whines for chipotle and drugs for 20 minutes* 😂😂😂 this video is perfection
X :D
"Do i look stupid?"
"no you look-"
alice - uncontrollably laughs
Alex - starts laughing and crying at the same time
Alex: passes out
Alice: "do you want chipotle?"
Alex: *instantly wakes up*
Yes
This vid is gonna be really awkward when it’s 10 years later and Alex is in the full throngs of his nitrous oxide addiction
I am genuinely worried about this man
Let's hope he didn't get some percs for the post surgery lol
Edit: oh lol they give him codeine good nod little reptile boy
LMAOOO
Ooh, stop!
He got Codeine. It's garbage. 😂
@@OysterBoyo ahhh yes my mortal enemy
Mrs. GoHerping: “no baby you were getting mouth surgery”
GoHerping: “oh...”
I love how he kept on asking for ✨drugs✨
idk why 'Mrs. GoHerping' has me weak
@@goldfishghosts1919 lol
waait he has a girlfriend? how did I not know about this?!
@@forrestgump8717 He's mentioned his girlfriend a few times in his past videos. But I thought Alice was his sister, since their names sound so similar.
No one:
High Alex: "The wage gap is a myth."
"I want my neighbors to die slowly "
💀💀💀
☠☠☠
👻👻👻
I f***ing hate joe biden
@Dirtygay boy what
When he waved to the cop i was screaming i cant imagine being that cop seeing some high ass dude waving at you with puffy cheeks from a TESLA in front of you
With no one actually driving ...
British documentary voice: "As you can see here, homo sapiens when intoxicated with nitrous oxide resorts to their primordial roots and follows their basic instinct, food. They grow increasingly distressed as their treatment prevents them from gathering their staple meal. This clip is the infamous distress call of the species after this common procedure."
good vid :D
This comment deserves more than the 188 likes it currently has.
It's not that funny lol
This comment is underrated😭
The fact that GoHerping willingly posted a 20 minute video of him crying over Chipotle amazes me
{conteeennntttt}
Animal Jam :D
I’m Susquehannah on it lol and I mostly play on mobile now
Rankita was my old account
@@somethingwithbungalows ayyy animal jam
He said ' I need content...... I need money'
@@zoe.b.8548 lol
i pictured him being full on cARRIEd out by the nurse, like cradled- and some family just walking by, covering their kids eyes-
ty for the likes ur all epic oMl
😂😂😂
Lmao same. Like a thick woman carrying him too. 😂😂😂😭😭
@@SwiSherBabii AAA YES WEKDFNEWDN
Same lol
SO DID I LMAO
Alex: *shows spotless arm*
Alex: IM BLEEDING EVERYWHERE
When he said “when they’re not looking, letting their dog out...” I literally gasped. But then he said “And then bringing it to a shelter in another state.” He's just out to spite his neighbors, not hurt the dogs phew.
"You want drugs when we get home? What drugs?" Lists the three worst: Heroin, Coke, and Meth. What an absolute LEGEND
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENTTTT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yeppp
Ladies and gentlemen, here we have goherping getting high, wanting chipotle, and feeling attacked.
and he doesn't have herpes
Feeling attacked by Joe Biden lmao
I'm laughing as hard as Alex was crying for Chipotle
oh same
Same😂
@@tishasobhax hiii :D
@@tishasobhax wait did you watch this whole video with audio??😂😂😂
@@felixadriensfavoritecousin Hiiiii! And yes, I did 😅😂
“that poor nurse had to carry my skinny ass body?” I’m dead
Wtf that’s a lot of likes
its true though
901 likes 2 comments.
Lol
LMAOOO
💀💀💀
“Do you want some water when we get home?”
*sighs sadly* “I want queso :(“
Alex: “why is my numb tongue“?
Alice: “don’t you mean why is your tongue numb”?
Alex: “NO!
11:21 for whoever’s wondering
The fact the length is 2020 shows how great this video is gonna be.
omg so right.
Oh My You’re Right- This Is The 2020 We Wanted 👊😔
*anonymous conspiracy theory music plays*
8:14
I mean...
That woman is a saint she deserves some Chipotle of her own 😂
she doesnt like chipotle :(
@@GoHerping aww
@GoHerping then take her Chipotle
@@GoHerping sorry but I'm on her side, i don't like it either. But this was GOLD 😆😅😭😂🤣 but i need my wisdoms out asap...& Now I'm scared 🙊 lol
Im from austria what the duck is chipotle
I've been watching Alex for two years and I've never seen him like this
Ngl the whole entire video I wasn't even paying attention to what he was saying I was just looking at those crusty musty lips
@@sharptoothandlittlefoot9230 when I had dental work done my lips got like that :( it was miserable
Ur lucky. I seen him for 4 years.
This is not normal for me.
* laughing hysterically * “i’m not laughing at you i’m crying with you”
Them charging you to get your own teeth back is kinda bs lol
Capitalism, baabbbeeeeyyyy.
Right?? My doctor asked if I wanted them and gave me the whole ones in a bag. I just had to wash them deeply myself at home.
I got mine back for free same day, covered in gum tissue and all 🦷
Seeing Alex anything other than monotone is so weird I love it
Alice: "I'm not baby-talking you"
Also Alice: "Do you see the yellow sign? Point to the yellow sign"
i feel attacked i didn't know he was posting it lol
@@alicegunter6872 did he buy the model s
@@alicegunter6872 Oh please, you were dying for him to post this.
Poor Alice lol.
This is like a mum talking her sugar high kid down.
“They stabbed me 5 times”
“They stabbed me 8 times”
“They stabbed me 11 times”
They stabbed me twice”.
no one:
alex, on the verge of tears: milkshake? milkshake? frosty?
This is a gift lmao he’s just like one of us depressed weirdo reptile owners
I need a girlfriend with that level of patience this man has struck gold
Alex: “Am I bleeding?”
Also Alex: “Does it look good?”
Lol
Oh don’t worry that’s good blood!
Your an idiot
Can't believe they charged this man $100 for his own teeth
200 actually 😂
Yeah like tf? That's like... his own stuff... it's more his own than anything you can ever buy be his own
Well it cost 200 to sanitise them... but still?!
@@zachw2561 100. He only got ONE tooth
They gave me mine for free, without even asking for them. All 4 were in an envelope and they gave them to my mom.
Passes out..
"Baby?.. You want chipotle?"
Ryan: "You have awoken a god, mortal"
ALEX******
“I’m bleeding everywhere”. Proceeds to show a clean arm 😂
Finally feeling like stan does 24/7
couldn't have said it better
Lol probably
😂😂😂
i feel closer to him
@@GoHerping cool
Alex, recovering from surgery, in the car with his lovely girlfriend, groggily but earnestly declares his undying love...
...for Chipotle.
Lol
I swear really bad every time I'm put under, usually am really mean and sarcastic too.
First teeth I got removed I wasn't 100% out and I kept licking my doctors fingers. I dont think I'll ever forget how a man's hands in latex gloves feel...
Anyway, your lady is so sweet
Oh ive had so much dental work bc of a car accident and I know exactly what you mean about latex gloves.
@@kf10147 its such a bizarre feeling. Maybe its the smell of the latex that makes it super weird
Licking his fingers what the fuck
When I got my braces removed two weeks ago, the nurse had to drill bit off the cement and I already have highly sensitive teeth and AMPS so I was fighting real hard to stay still. At one point she was like “ please don’t bite my finger please?” And that’s when I realized I was kinda clamped down on her finger 🤣🤣🤣 like oops I’m so sorry my bad
When they took my braces off all I could think was that it tasted worse than when they put them on.
*crying*
"i'm fine"
thanks for sharing this, gave me such a good needed laugh
when your gf is straight up dying at you sobbing I M LOSING IT
“I need my teeth for my job...it was a business expense”
"I know, I like money"
- GoHerping, 2020
Edit: also,
"I need content, I need money."
"I regret everything"
"I like drugs"
"I want herion cocaine and meth"
I want my neighbors to die slowly
The night before - "I'm going to the dentist tomorrow. Make sure to film me when i come out cause i'll be under the influence and it'll get views.........."
Get this man Chipotle after this
LOL BASED
“I want to set it on fire, I want my nabors to die slowly”
“I was thinking of letting there dog out, and taking it to a shelter in another state”
I laughed way harder than I should have. I can totally see drugged me saying this. It’s my humor, around my friends that is
“They used 5 IVs”
* later *
“They stabbed me 8 times!!”
* more later *
“THEY STABBED ME 11 ******* TIMES”
"i told them i was so freaking high"
"they asked if i wanted to turn the nitrous oxide down"
"i said no, TURN IT UP"
when i say i died and was Resuscitated at this moment :D
Yo this is awesome. There were so many things I had filmed why I was on anesthesia that could not end up being posted🙁😂 I hope you recover well!
I was here
What’s up Ethan
Well, you *did* want to make out with your mom 😂🤐
“I forgot to say goodbye”
Literally 10 seconds later
“I’m gonna sue him”
We get to see a new side of Alex today, my friends.
Edit: Ms. GoHerping is so fucking sweet can we take a moment to appreciate her 🥺
The amount of times Alex was stabbed with the needle changes every 3 minutes
“Is anaesthesia on the black market?”
“Yes”
“Can I have some?”
“No”
😂🤣 I’m dead
Alex: having a mental breakdown because he can’t have chipotle.
Me: laughing my heart out
Censored swearing is often a lot more comedic than uncensored swearing in my opinion. This brought me a boatload if serotonin. Hope your recovery wasn’t too terrible, and thank you for sharing your true love and desire for Chipotle with all of us.
I think we learned way more about Alex on this video than on every other video combined.
here's a little recap
-got a girlfriend that is sweet as pie
- Has weird veins
- The taste of blood turns him on
- Likes Chipotle a lot
- Every time he talks about the number of time he got stabbed he says a bigger number
- He likes his no pain medication especially the gas
- He likes money (who doesn't ?)
- Doesn't like bidden
- Doesn't like his neighbors
- Wants some not good medication ;)
-wants heroin
-will pay any amount of money to get his teeth back
I hate Biden too, I've gained even more respect!
@@songbirdsingz9670 yeah but do you prefer trump? hsdfsfds
@@lg5872 that’s the real question
Seeing him cry begging for Chipotle is a whole new meme 😂
18:25 “I want drugs”
What kind of drugs?
Alex: HEROIN
"Do I look stupid?"
"No you-WHEEEEEEZE"
I understand Alex's incredulity at suddenly being in the car. Getting my wisdom teeth out was the first time I had been knocked out for anything, so the time skip I experienced once the anesthesia took effect was... something. I left that clinic laughing maniacally the entire way out.
I was just grinning like an idiot, highly amused, drumming on my legs with a complete lack of rhythm as my mom drove me home. However, I was a lot more functional than a lot of people in these wisdom teeth videos. I wonder why
@@peelsnowy Cause alot is probably acting
@@brandonenke2680 Got me there
I thought I could walk by myself and face planted into the car. Then sobbed because I heard a Christmas song... then sobbed bc my dog licked me
@@dinosoars Awwwwww
never seen a growna man that has a own company and rents two houses crying over chipotle xD
I wish I cared this much about anything in life as he loves Chipotle
no one:
alex: crying because he wants chipotle
honestly a mood if you ask me
Walgreen's employee: Your total is $4.34.
(silence)
Alex: The wage gap is a myth!
"One two three, four five, six seven....."
*"eleven"*
15:34
Alyssa edward approved.
"Why is my numb tongue"
"Do you mean why is your tongue numb?"
*Windows.exe stopped working*
Task failed successfully
It takes a pretty big person to be able to laugh at themselves and then to post it for us to crack up too just shows what an awesome person Alex is also lol This truly cracked me up!
This is so sweet
I never thought I'd see this man in such a state. And it's beautiful, I think he may be channeling Bonnibel for this video. It's ok my man, most of us here have been around too many animals, and not enough human interaction.
Your girlfriend could be a preschool teacher with that soft spoken voice. 🥺
You got a good girl there. She took care of you while you were vulnerable and probably slightly annoying and even took the time to video the ordeal. :)
This is the closest to going herping we'll ever see from him, lmfao
This is genuinely one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen
Alex: they said I can't have Chipotle for 3 to five days * sob * that's a really long time!
"is there cotton in my mouth?"
"yes don't touch it"
I had that exact same exchange SEVERAL times when i got my wisdom teeth taken out.
Me realizing none of us has actually finished this video yet lmao
except patreon supporterssss
I’ve watched it 5 times already each time it gets funnier
"Why is my numb tounge"
-GoHerping 2020
Great words from a great man.
Thank you for releasing this is freaking hilarious and alice's reaction to you was so freaking adorable
"I don't think I'm acting different though..." (5 mins later)"*crying* I WANT CHIPOTLE. *mental breakdown*
"Where's my wallet?"
"There's no money anyway."
I feel you Alex
Me innocently looking for a ball python care guide 2 years ago somehow led me here
I bet ur glad :)
Alice: are you going to be quiet
Alex: no
Well at least he’s honest
This is my new comfort video. Watched it 9 times so far and never fails to make me laugh
Lol I have watched it many times and it is my comfort video as well
Even though it's the effects of the anesthesia taking place, it still feels so strange for Alex to act like this when 99% of the time his personality is either chaotic-good or chaotic-neutral.
it’s normal behavior, just exacerbated. you don’t suddenly become a different person, it’s just the drugs taking away your filters.
Chaotic-chaotic
What has this channel become. I love it.
I haven't watched him in a month so i come back and see this....
Idk, but I also love it 😂
I love it too
It’s been taken over by his chaotic energy 🤣
“Does it hurt?”
“I want chipotle”
"My car looks fucking bomb as hell" Sounds about right Alex lmao
Anyone else really want the uncensored version. I just wanna hear this innocent man swear lmao
Shout out to Alice for taking care of Alex when he done lost his mind. Lol I'm glad things went well and you are recovering. It was very brave of you to put this in the internet. Best luck with the rest of your recovery.
THE STAB COUNT KEEPS GOING UP
*"Getting my wisdom teeth removed"*
Me: Oh, that seems interesting-
*"And having a mental breakdown"*
Me: _You've had my curiosity, but now you have my attention._
This video brings me so much joy, I’ve watched it like 20 times
The way he goes on about Chipotle gives me life.
"Do you think the person waving to me knew me as a subscriber?" "Probably" "I regret everything"
“My parents didn’t know how to name their children” 😂😂😂
alex: cause i wasn’t doing pen*s surgery 😡
mrs goherping: no you were doing mouth surgery sweetie
"Oh"
😂😂😂😂😂😂
"You want to go see Dexter?" "I want to kick him in the balls, but he doesn't have any." Sounds like something I would say, only, I'm not getting my wisdom teeth removed. lol