Couldn’t even do the irl 55 meter loopdeloop triple backflip time traveling backwards neo on glass panes while in cobwebs through a black hole on stilts, and he has the nerve to collect taxes. Disappointing
i have a confession i watched parkour civilization back when it first started releasing episodes a year ago and i just didn’t tell anyone because i was embarrassed to say i was entertained by it
every drum was a gunshot that killed me, because the gunshot is a metaphor for the classism represented in the choice of picking the raw chicken, which provides less hunger but is much better to do, or picking the raw beef, something no-one has done before, as picking the raw beef is a 1 block vertical jump, something no-one has done before, so i went for the safer option of the raw chicken, as picking the raw beef would mean death. i knew this because the raw beef challenge is doing a 1 block vertical jump, something no-one has done before.
Eggbo: *uses literally the most op and impossible parkour jump on a parkour pro because of parkour taxes* Also Eggbo: *fails a one block jump against the parkour champion*
"but then I had a very good idea, I jumped for the beef. see by jumping for the beef I could get a whole new advantage and rank up to parkour champion." -Eggbo 2024
ended up watching it. the narrator does in-fact tell you everything that’s going on, but it was really attention-grabbing. like, THE MOST attention-grabbing thing I’ve seen in a long time.
Besides the obviously hilarious ascending into the sky from the potions stand effect and falling from a missed jump, the foreshadowing on the "No one has ever survived the jump for the beef" is so good.
@@norudehe meant to say “match his freak” which is a common phrase used on the internet, and after saying ‘match his…’ most ppl would end up finishing it with freak
@@ThatOneGuyThatDoesntGetTheJoke I've heard rumors that some absolute madlad successfully did the jump for the raw porkchop. I have no clue how someone could come even REMOTELY close to pulling it off.
As someone who only started watching Parkour Civilization recently seeing this video was golden 😭 Parkour Civilization itself is basically a 'Parkour Civilization be like' video. AND REMEMBER, NO ONE GOES FOR THE BEEF-
what if instead of matching his WHAT??? he matched his freak and then no one else could match his freakiness and they all died but then diddy showed up and brought them all back but they were too freaky and eggbo couldn’t match their freak anymore and died but the parkour god showed up and saved eggbo but then has eggbo kill diddy with freakiness!!!! after that, eggbo got TOO freaky and died!!!! then he became a parfreak noob and was sent to parkour hell but died and got sent to freaky morocco but diddy was there and took him to the diddy party and they got too freaky and died AGAIN!!1! then jesterpenetrate showed up and was too unfreaky so everyone else DIED AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN! but then parkour god showed up AGAIN AGAIN and murdered jesterpenetrate and brought eggbo back so he could be a parfreak pro again but then the freaky parkour government showed up and imprisoned freaky eggbo for not paying parkour taxes and locked him up in parkori freaky prison where onlyfreaky people go but then diddys cousin bibby showed up and got freaky and saved eggbo but stole all of eggbos freak so he was a parkour noob but no freak this time so the parkour god showed up and gave him his freak back but then the parkour god died of not having enough freakiness and eggbo died too because it was too much freakiness to handle so that’s why you should ALWAYS take the raw chicken
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NO ONE JUMPS FOR THE BEEF
did you really do a single neo holy sigma I repeat holy sigma
Tbh, the neo loop was impressive
NO ONE JUMPS FOR THE PORK CHOP
I jumped for the mutton
Edit: i started a war
@@DuochromaticBichromes I jumped for the netherwart
can't believe that guy couldn't pull of the 2 block 3960-degree jump that's such an easy one
He couldn't even do the 94 vertical diagonal block jump without sprinting and with a block hitter.
He sucks.
the parkour pro died on the spot after this simple, super easy parkour jump.
Yeah, it's very easy, a true parkour is going trough blocks in 4th dimension!
Couldn’t even do the irl 55 meter loopdeloop triple backflip time traveling backwards neo on glass panes while in cobwebs through a black hole on stilts, and he has the nerve to collect taxes. Disappointing
5th
i have a confession
i watched parkour civilization back when it first started releasing episodes a year ago and i just didn’t tell anyone because i was embarrassed to say i was entertained by it
there is nothing to be embarrassed about. it's so peak bro
Fr
nah it’s fine it was peak
same here 😭
me too loll peak
Parkour thanks for parkour uploading this parkour video
I agree
This comment seems to be written in parkour
@@draskopopovic9543 Parkour indeed. I parkour admire your parkour observation.
can someone translate this into english, i cant understand parkour
Sorry _Pblsh_ I Can't _blsish_ understand _blmdsl_ what your saying _blsuh_
3:24 This joke is insanely good.
0:18 I think you should use that sound more to highlight important events.
agreed
The way how the word is overreacted makes it so funny
No way
Bahahahaha
Made it full circle
He’s gotta jump for the beef
The overuse of the vine boom sound effect is so perfect.
legit plays every like 5s, so much more accurate to what the actual video was like
not a vine boom
Johnny test ahh video
jayce whens the next movie????
Johnny Test viewer spotted
3:01 "to match his 𝓯𝓻- jump" 💀💀
Freaky champion 👄
No one jumps for the raw pork chop
Aint somebody gonna match my 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴?
@@vrexyyzeditz how to get freaky font
3:03
WHY WOULD HE GO FOR THE RAW PORKCHOP
IDK HE CrAZy
IDK
HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE FORBIDDEN JUMP????
the mutton jump.
every drum was a gunshot that killed me, because the gunshot is a metaphor for the classism represented in the choice of picking the raw chicken, which provides less hunger but is much better to do, or picking the raw beef, something no-one has done before, as picking the raw beef is a 1 block vertical jump, something no-one has done before, so i went for the safer option of the raw chicken, as picking the raw beef would mean death. i knew this because the raw beef challenge is doing a 1 block vertical jump, something no-one has done before.
His writing fire?
Here in parkour civilization. You have to pay your parkour taxes.
*insert drum boom ah sound effect*
*does a 3960 jump again*
Eggbo: *uses literally the most op and impossible parkour jump on a parkour pro because of parkour taxes*
Also Eggbo: *fails a one block jump against the parkour champion*
The power of tax evasion 😊
the stress got to him
Lol
IRS got nothing on parkour champion bro
@@pupuk9524 its my twin
"I performed a 3960 degree jump" bro this ain't a whole circle 😭
that's eleven circles lol
That's a whole sphere
@@doornumbnah, that's a whole hypersphere.
@@neoieo5832nah, that's the nine circles of hell
@@clawnbargeometry dash reference
nobody beefs for the jump
Beef nobody the for jump
The beef for nobody jump
No beef has ever jumped for anyone
no beefs jump for the body
The jump nobody beefs for
2:06 Evbo's skill in season two for some reason
He had plot armour
Fr though
PARKOUR CIVILIZATION SPOILERS BEFORE GTA 6 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️📢📢📢
started tearing up when the old man said ''remember evbo, the real parkour was the friends we made along the way''
"Yes, I know I stepped on so many people to get this far. Stop rubbing it in!"
"You see, parkour is A symbol for taking advantage of…"
"but then I had a very good idea, I jumped for the beef. see by jumping for the beef I could get a whole new advantage and rank up to parkour champion."
-Eggbo 2024
the F5 jokes have transcended channels. they're coming for reality next
@@LudicrosityIndustries But then I had a very good idea; I used F5 in real life.
@@ChloekabanOfficialand I could see a whole new dimension that couldn’t see before
@@rashedyasshed6854we discovering 11th dimension with f5🗣️🔥
If seewatt is there, a f5 joke will be made
1:35 "Oceanwhatgaming" KILLED ME 😭😭😭🙏🙏‼️‼️
jesterpenetrate alt?
WHAT😭🙏🙏🙏@@imfakeris1
@imfakeris1 lol
wait till part 2.. where they encounter jesterpenetrate, the parkour villain
Oceangate
this is peak comedy
also i love how you can VERY CLEARLY see the level above but everyone pretends not to notice
all sound effects: 0:01 0:09 0:18 0:21 0:25 0:28 0:32 0:39 0:46 0:48 0:49 0:53 0:58
1:07 1:17 1:21 1:23 1:27 1:33 1:36 (different sfx) 1:39 1:45 1:49 (different sfx again) 1:55
2:02 2:07 (death) 2:28 2:34 2:38 2:40 2:49 2:57
3:02 3:04 3:06 3:09 3:14 3:16 3:24 3:27 3:32 3:43 3:51 3:56
do you know what the sfx is called?
Okay I believe you.
0:20 he said parkour 10 times in a span of 20 seconds
(starting from 0:20 seconds)
What? No he didn't
Edit: nvm
normalize context please
8 or 9
he said it 3 times. Maximum.
@@MrEggington2 no way I counted
the banging sound effect is so accrete lol
that's the official music.
K
@@imfakeris1 can you tell me where I can find the official music for the banging sound effects?
the constant "dun dun duns" make this so funny
Fr
FR
I actually sat through the whole parkour civilization movie in one sitting last night (instead of studying for a calc test), and it was INCREDIBLE
The main reason I haven’t watched it is because the narrator overexplains EVERYTHING. like. NOTHING is shown, only told. Convince me to watch it
@@Hekza0024 Watch without sound
ended up watching it. the narrator does in-fact tell you everything that’s going on, but it was really attention-grabbing. like, THE MOST attention-grabbing thing I’ve seen in a long time.
@@Hekza0024 it's because the movie was just a bunch of episodes put together and in each episode he explains what happened in the previous one
@@Randomcatisaw this agrees with my point
1:55 “And then suddenly-“
- I pressed F5, you see pressing F5 gave me a whole new perspective.
Did you see whene eggbo typed"/kill something(I don't remember his name)"?
@@AliBazzal-i3kthat was the 3960 jump
Just now I saw he being sent to the sky
the thud sounds every time anything happens are the realest part of this
3:25 TH-camrs trying to decide between liking children or not
this is such an insane comment
@@div_yalso please dont like children
Related
replace not with retiring
@@div_yyo plese dont like children
3:13 "And then he did a loop-de-loop neo!"
neo*
@@seb_the_cat Thanks
The battle was over.
*loop-de-loop
@@40Ccentsmusic: DUN DUN DUN
4:04
“and the first thing i was going to a-“
Famous last words
Ik, it ended so good
I laughed way too hard at that
Besides the obviously hilarious ascending into the sky from the potions stand effect and falling from a missed jump, the foreshadowing on the "No one has ever survived the jump for the beef" is so good.
1:08 the parkour god -100% protected him
3:02 "To match his fr- jump" 😭😭
what was he meant to say? I don't get it
@@norudehe meant to say “match his freak” which is a common phrase used on the internet, and after saying ‘match his…’ most ppl would end up finishing it with freak
@@norude lil bro got ratio'd so hard
@@sonicwaveinfinitymiddwelle8555 I am chronichly online, but still, this is the first time I've seen this phrase
@@sonicwaveinfinitymiddwelle8555 I am chronichly online, but still, this is the first time I've seen this phrase
I remember thinking I was a god at parkour because I used to do ladder parkour
I did the loopdiloop neo in minecraft once it was crazy
@@ThatOneGuyThatDoesntGetTheJoke I've heard rumors that some absolute madlad successfully did the jump for the raw porkchop. I have no clue how someone could come even REMOTELY close to pulling it off.
@@Arcticseal156 That dude was busted for using a levitation potion somehow
I hope he is ready for JesterPenentrate
funny thing is he is actually the main villain in season 2
who starts to penetrate everyone with his speedrun parkours
@@40Ccentsonly in parkour civilization 🙏
@@brothermanbill8358 in parkour civilization we need to survive against the villain of parkour jester penetrate
I think you mean The Freerunning Antagonist
3:17 loopdiloopneo got me😂
Bro went out of character 0:20 💀
Defeating the Champion's insane jump by making the jump for the beef was the funniest fucking twist
Nah bro uses that “duh dun duuuh” sound effect every 5.8453734895734857348957 seconds
Real
this genuinely isn’t a half-bad summary of parkour civilization
The way his head shakes so much at 2:20 got me laughing so hard
He took out his inner Blueboons
blueboons moment
Blood was about to start collecting rings to defeat egg man
Parkour is said 35 times in this video, which is roughly 8.5 parkours per minute. (counting half parkour at 0:19 it would be 8.6 parkours per minute)
Parkour Civilization is also said 8 times in this video, in which half of them are said in the last minute of the video.
0:00 Parkour: 1
0:10 Parkour: 2, Parkour Civilization: 1
0:19 Parkour: 3.5? (half finishes saying parkour, then says it fully)
0:22 Parkour: 4.5
0:24 P: 5.5
0:26 P: 6.5 PC: 2
0:28 P: 7.5
0:30 P: 8.5
0:31 P: 9.5
0:33 P: 10.5
0:37 P: 11.5
0:52 P: 12.5
0:55 P: 13.5
0:58 P: 14.5
0:59 P: 15.5 PC: 3
1:03 P: 16.5
1:05 P: 17.5
1:09 P: 18.5
1:15 P: 19.5
1:18 P: 20.5 PC: 4
1:26 P: 21.5
1:28 P: 22.5
1:44 P: 23.5
2:05 P: 24.5 SURPRISE PARKOUR MESSAGE _[ ]_[ ]_
2:09 P: 25.5
2:11 P: 26.5
2:17 P: 27.5
2:31 P: 28.5
3:09 P: 29.5
3:26 P: 30.5 PC: 5
3:38 P: 31.5
3:45 P: 32.5 PC: 6
3:53 P: 33.5 PC: 7
3:57 P: 34.5
4:03 P: 35.5 PC: 8
This is very useful information.
Okay I believe you.
Coming back from the dead to post about parkour civilization is crazy
1 month without uploading = dead. Sure
2:57 BARRIER BLOCKS IN HIS HAND LOOOOL 🤣🤣
And the fact that div FELL WHILE PLACING THEM. LOL
where? it's invisible for me
@@imfakeris1the aj skin guy was holding em in hand (parkour champion)
@@opposite_of_xposed still can't see
@@opposite_of_xposedwhat are you on about? They are clearly holding nothing, they did it fair and square
I can't believe society and classism is an allegory for parkour civilization. crazy.
0:40 the 3960° jump was so easy
Yeah
Can't believe Parkour Civilization got abridged
I love it when the characters move, fly and die randomly.
bro's just making fun of everyone at this point
What are you doing here, go back to watching hitronic
your mom
heh goteem
@@ShakshukYou're gonna catch this right hook lil bro😡
@@Shakshuk bro
Wake up to reality.
Thats old now.
“NO ONE GOES FOR THE BEEF” famous last words
"NO ONE GOES FOR THE PORKCHOP." 💀
the seriousness in his voice when he said that..
“The parkour pro died on the spot” *types in /kill*
I actually thought I stumbled upon the real episode until eggbo did the very easy to do 3960 degree jump
3:12 "watch this DR.EGBO"
Heh... This really was our parkour civilization
oh look who i found
Hi Juan...🍞
@@Scripulous i read your comment as "hawk tuah.. 🍞"
@@40Ccents no.
@@Scripulous you cannot deny that i did
The Beef Jump ending the Parkour Battle was Touché
3:16 new parkiur tech
The typo is on purpose
Inaccurate not enough of him saying parkour civilization
0:45 ok this killed me lol
Literally 11x360 screen rolls XD
Wait, someone count how many times his screen rotates
Bro stopped time space and then created a gravitational pull around him to make a fucking 3600 2 block jump 💀💀💀
@@interdimensionalwaifutrisha11
*floats to the ground with swag*
I noticed this video had a severe lack of f5 mode
But then I had a very good idea…
@@spevan4496You see, using F5 gave me a whole new perspective...
@@BLET_55artem55and I was able to see an impossible Parkour jump I couldn't see before
I was searching for someone else who thought of this. Thank you.
man i hate it when i have to get parkour taxed because i am a parkour noob
The fact that the parkour champion statue isn’t perfectly in the middle hurts me physically
this is so funny as someone who watched all of the parkour civilization series(also I love the repeated no one jumps for the beef joke)
Why did parkour civilization suddenly get popular again?
Anyways, amazing video!
lifesteal
The constant dramatic thud sound effects really make this the true authentic experience
The repeating drumbeat throughout the video makes it so much funnier
3:34 made me realize the champion sounded like Gianni (voice actor of Gabriel and Sebastian solace)
The G **bad to the bone riff* guy**
Also the guy that wanted to mail a plushie (def not a bomb)*
"Surprise 1 block jump"
*dies*
I laughed my ass off after that ngl
0:48 “THIS DOESNT MAKE SENSE WHAT THE HELL”
welcome to the channel
not the loopdie loop neo :😭
1:13
Parkour god: Nah
x4 gravity.
@@Iwantapistash blud got sent to Jupiter 😭
@@Iwantapistashfujitora
@@FilipinoNoob69420nah it got sent to Uranus not the planet tho…
"You will become parkour."
- actual line in parkour civilization
1:41 “It’s all a lie”, “This cant be true” you just proved his pont
Low key this might be one of the better Minecraft shitposts I’ve seen
3:03 "to match his freak- JUMP"
ohhhhhh
bro the loop winded me it was so fucking funny and out of nowhere
I love Jump Society featuring Eggbo and OceanWhatGaming
Everyone a gangsta until bro does the 2 block 3960° jump💀
I love the Evbo's pvp civilization background music
As someone who only started watching Parkour Civilization recently seeing this video was golden 😭 Parkour Civilization itself is basically a 'Parkour Civilization be like' video.
AND REMEMBER, NO ONE GOES FOR THE BEEF-
you should watch pvp civilization after that, it's like parkour civilization but with 4th wall breaks
“every dream has a meaning”
my dream:
parkour- boom boom boom civi- boom boom boom lization- boom boom boom
In parkour civilization, no one jumps for the raw mutton…
the classism undertones were literally screaming in my face
wild gaming mouse appearance
what classism undertones?
@@40CcentsThe ones that are very drippy 1:18
@@Gamingmouse64 I literally don't know what you're talking about
@@40Ccents lol
take a shot everytime someone says the word "parkour"
they all thought I was crazy for watching parkour civilization smh
I hope pvp civilization gets this much recognition lol
I love how popular this series has become (talking about parkour civilization)
i love how he obviously misses certain jumps but then edits it as if he made it. this really is exactly like parkour civilization
The amount of sound effects is lore accurate
stunning. gorgeous. beautiful. wig flew, sides in orbit, shitting myself, crying.
Socks blown
Jaws dropped
Boots shakin
Timbers shivered
Heart stopped
Somehow this has more vine boom sound effects than the original XD
3:26 i keep coming back to this video just bc i love how he says "In parkour civilization, NO ONE jumps for the beef!"
"and the first rule i was going to ad-"
appears an ad for me
This channel so underrated. I couldn't stop smiling and laughing 🤣
The loop-de-loop part was so funny
Cant wait for eggbo vs jesterpenetrate
3:06 The fact you purposely messed up and fell onto the ground is hilarious
I love how he just fails every second jump and then just cuts out.
2:25 broooo
Nahhh bruv that's intentional 💀😭
2:31 the most chaotic parkour battle ever
1:56 “barely losing” *bro ascends*
Guys, let's be real, the RAW MUTTON jump is the jump that no one in parkour civilization would ever do.
No
match his WHAT???
what if instead of matching his WHAT??? he matched his freak and then no one else could match his freakiness and they all died but then diddy showed up and brought them all back but they were too freaky and eggbo couldn’t match their freak anymore and died but the parkour god showed up and saved eggbo but then has eggbo kill diddy with freakiness!!!! after that, eggbo got TOO freaky and died!!!! then he became a parfreak noob and was sent to parkour hell but died and got sent to freaky morocco but diddy was there and took him to the diddy party and they got too freaky and died AGAIN!!1! then jesterpenetrate showed up and was too unfreaky so everyone else DIED AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN! but then parkour god showed up AGAIN AGAIN and murdered jesterpenetrate and brought eggbo back so he could be a parfreak pro again but then the freaky parkour government showed up and imprisoned freaky eggbo for not paying parkour taxes and locked him up in parkori freaky prison where onlyfreaky people go but then diddys cousin bibby showed up and got freaky and saved eggbo but stole all of eggbos freak so he was a parkour noob but no freak this time so the parkour god showed up and gave him his freak back but then the parkour god died of not having enough freakiness and eggbo died too because it was too much freakiness to handle so that’s why you should ALWAYS take the raw chicken
his jump?????? what did you think i said?????
Yahiamice
"Match his freak"😂 Also I bet u can't jump for the raw porkchop
Hi yahiomouse