Breeding Pigs Until This Server Bans Me

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  • @yeetusdeletus8254
    @yeetusdeletus8254 ปีที่แล้ว +33041

    You could've bred them in the nether, then deployed "tactical portals" to create an ever-changing, invasion of pigs from the otherworld

    • @Madi.Adkins01
      @Madi.Adkins01 ปีที่แล้ว +1408

      Ohmygod this is genius

    • @luzteck5033
      @luzteck5033 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      bruh

    • @jermasus
      @jermasus ปีที่แล้ว +655

      Fight smarter not harder - sun tzu

    • @TopPigETN
      @TopPigETN ปีที่แล้ว +559

      Bro just recreated Minecraft Legends in Minecraft Java

    • @Naliaeclipse
      @Naliaeclipse ปีที่แล้ว +104

      And they would *never* know

  • @Kelvoraax
    @Kelvoraax 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7095

    Never ask:
    - A woman her age
    - A man his salary
    - a Rufert what his family tree looks like

    • @Dapurplehatguy
      @Dapurplehatguy 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

      Lol exactly

    • @thebigm8052
      @thebigm8052 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +143

      I call it a family map

    • @MAXIMUMPOWER42
      @MAXIMUMPOWER42 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

      More of a pyramid

    • @proot8508
      @proot8508 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      Family tree's a ladder

    • @fluff25g
      @fluff25g 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      That's a family rat king (look up what a rat king is)

  • @CreatorProductionsOriginal
    @CreatorProductionsOriginal ปีที่แล้ว +18722

    “We would breed, play a round of geoguesser, go back to breeding…”
    Damn that’s a dirty couple

    • @modables
      @modables ปีที่แล้ว +529

      I do that all the time

    • @rest6476
      @rest6476 ปีที่แล้ว +301

      @@modables must be fun

    • @_DeathDreams_
      @_DeathDreams_ ปีที่แล้ว +100

      @@modables Same

    • @snifferrr
      @snifferrr ปีที่แล้ว +102

      me and my ex lol

    • @thiscat567
      @thiscat567 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      ​@@snifferrr AYO, WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR EX?

  • @tentacryl1201
    @tentacryl1201 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2011

    8:49 I love that they just left one pig behind for him like "Okay, you can keep ONE pig."

    • @The_Practical_Joker
      @The_Practical_Joker 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      I love how that isn't fucking funny

    • @primeslash
      @primeslash 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      0 comedic value

    • @Dysphoros
      @Dysphoros 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@The_Practical_Joker that's not, this is: th-cam.com/video/FXN5hQjNVOw/w-d-xo.html

    • @solsolsolomon
      @solsolsolomon 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Who's your pfp?

    • @tentacryl1201
      @tentacryl1201 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@solsolsolomon Akihisa Yoshii from Baka and Test

  • @NovaGames001
    @NovaGames001 ปีที่แล้ว +21671

    "For every pig we want we need twice the amount of carrots cuz' you feed them 1 2 then boom baby pig in the morning. Its just like humans and alcohol." Is probably one of the dumbest and most true statements ever.

    • @nikolimoon6165
      @nikolimoon6165 ปีที่แล้ว +233

      I was about to comment bout that, but then I decided to check to see if anyone else already did XXD

    • @corgiboy7478
      @corgiboy7478 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Ikr

    • @magorzatamaniak3454
      @magorzatamaniak3454 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      My favourite youtube quote

    • @Enderia2
      @Enderia2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ruined the 202

    • @NovaGames001
      @NovaGames001 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@nikolimoon6165 I am speed

  • @warmchoccy
    @warmchoccy ปีที่แล้ว +15875

    “The Villians’ base could be anywhere!”
    The villains base: 0:27

    • @chypethechilean
      @chypethechilean ปีที่แล้ว +506

      what are you talking about? that's just a totally normal and vanilla pig.

    • @RafaelMunizYT
      @RafaelMunizYT ปีที่แล้ว +136

      drake's secret base

    • @FlurryPie0
      @FlurryPie0 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Lmao

    • @frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574
      @frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      LMFAO

    • @genoob5843
      @genoob5843 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@chypethechilean are “normal and vanilla” pigs supposed to look as big as a mansion?

  • @jacoblineberry1788
    @jacoblineberry1788 ปีที่แล้ว +5884

    I love the unscripted detail that the person who really ended up getting Jaron banned wasn't someone who was doing it for the sake of fixing the server. It was someone who did it for the sake of taking over and making things much much worse.

    • @zenn_dragon
      @zenn_dragon ปีที่แล้ว +598

      These videos are 100% scripted. It's the third time now I've seen a Minecraft TH-camr use this video format for clickbait.
      Don't get me wrong, it's fun to watch, but these are all friends who are basically following a scripted story for entertainment.

    • @species.
      @species. ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@zenn_dragonits not lol , its a minecraft server they cant script it

    • @RapidAssaultEuro
      @RapidAssaultEuro ปีที่แล้ว +614

      @@species. do you know what a script is? It's a list of instructions with dialogue for people to follow. A minecraft server is made of people playing the game, people can follow a script to make content for this video. This guy is playing with his friends and just told them what to do to make a funny video.

    • @Transformers2Fan1
      @Transformers2Fan1 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      ​@@zenn_dragondude where do you think the coding word "script" came from?

    • @TeemoQuinton
      @TeemoQuinton ปีที่แล้ว

      Ah yes, everything on the internet is fake. Do you think Mojang fixed the mob vote, too?@@zenn_dragon

  • @cheesychi8317
    @cheesychi8317 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +712

    "3000 ENTITIES" is such a hilarious line for absolutely no reason. When Pangi decided to let you cook, this vid gained so much more narrative cred. Talk about suspense

  • @sethsmith2608
    @sethsmith2608 ปีที่แล้ว +7232

    "so I got my friends Planetlord and Baconwaffles to breed late at night"
    -Jaron 2023

  • @pasmadongkamay010
    @pasmadongkamay010 ปีที่แล้ว +3576

    He was minding his own business with his pig build and someone thought of building a capybara to start a rivalry. actually funny

    • @thebingler77
      @thebingler77 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      "Haha, that guy got hit on the head with a coconut!!"

    • @5starrsam
      @5starrsam 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      turn to Christ❤😊❤😊

    • @doodoo2065
      @doodoo2065 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      ​@@5starrsamspam

    • @bruhmoment1835
      @bruhmoment1835 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@5starrsamthe pedo prince ❤️

    • @drbright10
      @drbright10 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@5starrsam uh no thanks I’m good

  • @iternitygoesbrrr1580
    @iternitygoesbrrr1580 ปีที่แล้ว +20055

    The panic is his voice when he looked at how many pigs died from being is gold lmao

  • @ajoke38
    @ajoke38 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +851

    Imagine just mining for gold or diamonds and you get this weird lag and you just mine an entire pig farm filled with 10,000 entities

    • @kyliemoore9013
      @kyliemoore9013 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      As soon as you break the wall all 10,000 are gonna flood into the cave😂

  • @izzy_lava
    @izzy_lava ปีที่แล้ว +6793

    after seeing Jaron's obsession with pigs in his other videos, I'm glad he finally dedicated a whole video to them

    • @tele_gram_yeahjaron0
      @tele_gram_yeahjaron0 ปีที่แล้ว

      👆👆Wow Congratulations🎊🎊
      You have been selected among my ongoing giveaway 🎁 winners INBOX ME.

    • @Yeah_Jaron
      @Yeah_Jaron  ปีที่แล้ว +692

      You wanna know what's terrible. Either next, or next next video is gonna be about a pig too, and I didn't even plan for it to be that way

    • @izzy_lava
      @izzy_lava ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@Yeah_Jaron can;t wait man

    • @mustafa.m.alnatsheh
      @mustafa.m.alnatsheh ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Yeah_Jaron we want more pigs

    • @kak732
      @kak732 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Yeah_Jaron we need pigs 🐷🐷🐷

  • @Be727z
    @Be727z ปีที่แล้ว +2122

    I did this with turtles once. Got a ban after 2 weeks of extreme turtle breeding. It was beautiful, I had a decoy pen and was the supplier of scoots and eggs for that server. Too bad I got busted, they were onto me pretty early but never expected I’d breed so many…

    • @proudamerican183
      @proudamerican183 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      You didn't happen to record that, did you?

    • @ibrahimdalupang
      @ibrahimdalupang ปีที่แล้ว +59

      ​@@proudamerican183he probably didn't, why can't people on the internet just have fun without having to provide extreme proof like it's a court

    • @proudamerican183
      @proudamerican183 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      @@ibrahimdalupang Bruh. I didn't ask for proof. I asked cuz I would love to watch that.

    • @pinkfurret6245
      @pinkfurret6245 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +83

      ​@@ibrahimdalupangWhy can't people on the internet ask a question without being criticized?

    • @tfordham13
      @tfordham13 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      ​@@ibrahimdalupanghe wasn't asking for proof he just wanted to see it

  • @fatherofratfetus.7844
    @fatherofratfetus.7844 ปีที่แล้ว +6328

    I was genuinely infuriated when they killed all the pigs at one point especially when they said “he probably spent like 20 hours in this and we just exterminated them in like 45 minutes” I’m surprised he was cool about it

    • @AbuHajarAlBugatti
      @AbuHajarAlBugatti ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @andrewdarko115 funnily its always those braindead low IQ morons who grief. Not just in minecraft but in every game. These the tiktok and instagram people. Guess destroying other peoples ideas is the only enjoyable thing if you can barely get any of your own

    • @hunterhallengren6509
      @hunterhallengren6509 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@Stevey The Ex-Eevee your getting mad over some random mf you've never spoken to on TH-cam. Also that isn't a sign of low intelligence, that's you being pretentious

    • @angie.castle
      @angie.castle ปีที่แล้ว +650

      I mean, I think he was expecting and kind of hoping for it in a way. After all, he had a secret set to repopulate faster already made, meaning he had a feeling he'd get caught early. Plus, it's great content of breed vs kill the poggos.

    • @davidbarroso1960
      @davidbarroso1960 ปีที่แล้ว +277

      well he was lagging the server

    • @Cubicflow
      @Cubicflow ปีที่แล้ว

      @@davidbarroso1960 they still acted braindead

  • @M3TZLEGEND
    @M3TZLEGEND 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +275

    0:03 average life span of a rabbit

    • @Male_MUTO
      @Male_MUTO 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      True though.

    • @JensonRk
      @JensonRk 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      my rabbit just died.

    • @etagere_
      @etagere_ 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@JensonRkk

    • @pagawn1640
      @pagawn1640 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@JensonRksorry man

    • @Flood-dq1cq
      @Flood-dq1cq 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@JensonRkok bro what are we gonna do with that info

  • @denisdubovik228
    @denisdubovik228 ปีที่แล้ว +3428

    6:32 "but today i was a breeding machine, funnily enough that's what they call me back in highschool" I'm dead💀

  • @prizegotti
    @prizegotti ปีที่แล้ว +749

    I did something similar with wolves. I went far deep into the nether and built a giant area to breed wolves. I picked an area that would spawn a nether portal at the enemy camp, and proceeded to breed thousands of wolves. Soon I had an army and no one had a clue because no one else loaded in the chunk in the nether. I opened the portal, walked through and my army of wolves followed, attacking anyone i attacked. It was a joyus momement

    • @dabonethug
      @dabonethug ปีที่แล้ว +16

      and everyone clapped

    • @xA0SAA
      @xA0SAA ปีที่แล้ว +124

      @@dabonethugdo you just have a boring life or something this is pretty believable

    • @Cringedak
      @Cringedak ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Bro got a whole Bossfight stage

    • @WallNutBreaker524
      @WallNutBreaker524 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Genius. 😂

    • @Hexcede
      @Hexcede 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@xA0SAA the wolves would just unload not to mention they'd no longer have a target to follow in the first place, so ummm

  • @Stanfordscienceman
    @Stanfordscienceman ปีที่แล้ว +715

    I was half expecting him to do it like a Trojan horse where he makes an average laggy thing and then gives them the giant pig as a gift after agreeing to remove the laggy item in question

  • @ohhiitsmike
    @ohhiitsmike หลายเดือนก่อน +36

    8:00 that guy who complained about 30fps has no life

  • @placeholderdoe
    @placeholderdoe ปีที่แล้ว +2385

    The ending was heartbreaking

    • @OmegaQuinn
      @OmegaQuinn ปีที่แล้ว +575

      Planet betrayed Jaron

    • @gottalook2wice0isverycoolyes
      @gottalook2wice0isverycoolyes ปีที่แล้ว +349

      planet sold fr

    • @ciberkid22
      @ciberkid22 ปีที่แล้ว +380

      Planet sold him out for 62 cents

    • @placeholderdoe
      @placeholderdoe ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@ciberkid22 to be fair that’s a lot of money

    • @JavaScrapper
      @JavaScrapper ปีที่แล้ว +124

      @@placeholderdoe yeah, especially for the 1870s

  • @EATZYOWAFFLEZ
    @EATZYOWAFFLEZ ปีที่แล้ว +559

    To make this better, you could use twisting vines to temporarily remove the pigs collision, therefore reducing lag. And then at the end break all the vines to unleash the chaos.

  • @sashimiroll5055
    @sashimiroll5055 ปีที่แล้ว +594

    Pangi not snitching on y’all is amazing. Fucking legend

  • @derelictgasstation
    @derelictgasstation หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    3:31 bro thats serial killer behavior, never join in on the search of your victim

  • @oguardo5434
    @oguardo5434 ปีที่แล้ว +688

    Dude straight up started his own villain arc that ended with betrayal twist damn💀

  • @Kris-Yang
    @Kris-Yang ปีที่แล้ว +5424

    The moment he said 43,200 carrots a DAY I got flashbacks of the Potato war. Stay in power Technoblade, You're still relevant.
    Edit: how tf am I this relevant

    • @radioactivebirbchild
      @radioactivebirbchild ปีที่แล้ว +174

      o7

    • @humerusjammer95
      @humerusjammer95 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      what

    • @beam9022
      @beam9022 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      technoblade isnt the #1 potato farmer anymore

    • @XD-hk3rm
      @XD-hk3rm ปีที่แล้ว +353

      But people will still remember him as the number #1

    • @BigBoyEvan247
      @BigBoyEvan247 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      He definitely isn't still relevant

  • @AVSplays
    @AVSplays ปีที่แล้ว +938

    Thanks jaron, next time when I go to a gunfight I'll take a wooden shield with me for safety

    • @t.kersten7695
      @t.kersten7695 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      and don´t forget a Pig. Wooden Shields grant you only max. Protection when held by a Pig.

    • @givemepasgetti4293
      @givemepasgetti4293 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      how did the gunfight go

    • @AVSplays
      @AVSplays ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@givemepasgetti4293 got shot in the chest 27 times :(

    • @ScuttleBugReal
      @ScuttleBugReal ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Don’t forget to cut a tree on your enemy if they attempt to break your axe

    • @AVSplays
      @AVSplays ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Tow4_subaccount no advertising, bad robot bad

  • @derrick-mi8ts
    @derrick-mi8ts หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    6:36 That is what they called me back in high school.💀

    • @SusanneBalle
      @SusanneBalle หลายเดือนก่อน

      I did it in elementary-

    • @derrick-mi8ts
      @derrick-mi8ts หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@SusanneBalle Makes sense

    • @ralphwuu
      @ralphwuu 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      No, no one called him that.

    • @derrick-mi8ts
      @derrick-mi8ts 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@ralphwuu Yeah I know

  • @blueflame21x
    @blueflame21x ปีที่แล้ว +2979

    6:32 "but today i was a breeding machine" got me dying

    • @phoenixdabeast1491
      @phoenixdabeast1491 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      “That’s what they used to call me back in high school” was even funnier

    • @robertlupa8273
      @robertlupa8273 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      *"I AM A* _[breeding]_ *machine*
      *READY TO RELOAD LIKE AN ATOM BOMB*
      *ABOUT TO OH OH OH OH OH EXPLODE"*

    • @ZRIstruck
      @ZRIstruck 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      what

    • @Sillyboy2024
      @Sillyboy2024 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      6:33 🤓☝️
      You have low IQ lol

    • @pyke4life859
      @pyke4life859 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      No wonder minecraft youtuber are label as pedo

  • @kylesimmons9457
    @kylesimmons9457 ปีที่แล้ว +662

    I created an automatic chicken farm with dispensers, minecarts, and Redstone. I used to have a thing where I would go to servers, set it up under someone's house, and then just wait around until it crashed the server. Good times.

    • @el_perro2436
      @el_perro2436 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@singularcrocasking for a friend of course

    • @мистернеля
      @мистернеля 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      litteraly 2b2t chicken breeaders

    • @tyeburch-bowser7311
      @tyeburch-bowser7311 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It’s too bad you can’t do this with something that fights back. Like deer, or something more dangerous. It would be a nightmare to clean out.

  • @nubbyboah
    @nubbyboah ปีที่แล้ว +330

    Ironically, a couples years back me and some of my buddies were on a server and someone made the admin so mad he punished us all by spawning in hundreds of sheep using command blocks because he didn't know who griefed spawn. I was one of the few people with a beefy enough PC not to crash but we left for a while before the culprit came out clean lol

  • @Vyo2
    @Vyo2 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    9:23 this dudes villan arc starts

  • @stupidratt
    @stupidratt ปีที่แล้ว +391

    planet casually betraying jaron so he has an excuse to murder people lmao

  • @Wolfen938
    @Wolfen938 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    I like how you just still breed all of the pigs even though planet lord got sent to court for only 200 chickens. Also lot of respect for you and other smaller creaters keep up the great work jaron!!!

  • @X-10203
    @X-10203 ปีที่แล้ว +453

    I love how he manically laughs and then gets a stack and ahalf and is like "OH NO WHAT DID I DO"

  • @emilygordbort7300
    @emilygordbort7300 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    You could have made this immensely more effective with a bit more planning and forethought
    Instead of having all your pigs in one pen to begin with, have a lot of smaller pens spread out in random directions, with pipes of water to funnel them into the central chamber once you'd created enough
    The central chamber could also be dramatically improved by making it several floors tall, placing a lot more pigs in a lot fewer chunks. This would prevent them from spreading out once the attack began, ensuring maximum DDOS potential
    Alternatively to the pipes, nether portals would also be very useful to increase distance and decrease the odds of anyone finding out. Use one portal at the main chamber for the pigs to invade from, breaking the portal on the overworld side so it wouldn't be detected in advance. This would allow the smaller pig farms to be spread out vast distances in the overworld, without sacrificing logistical feasibility. If the farms were initially placed very deep underground and surrounded by a lava box to prevent accidental discovery, it would make the odds of the conspiracy being sabatoged practically negligible.
    For obvious reasons, this would be a logistical undertaking on the scale of a military invasion, but if you're this dedicated to the act then it would make for a very impressive story.

  • @MaoRatto
    @MaoRatto ปีที่แล้ว +420

    You can say you're HOGGING up all that RAM!

    • @roosterb007
      @roosterb007 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      💀

    • @mrlime-m7x
      @mrlime-m7x 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ram rider x hog rider

    • @masterofdoots5965
      @masterofdoots5965 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@mrlime-m7x
      No

  • @AAAKEVOG
    @AAAKEVOG ปีที่แล้ว +1891

    “It’s like humans with alcohol” 💀 0:30

    • @as-wv8kt
      @as-wv8kt 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      I mean it makes sense what he said if you think about it

    • @mypetrats.
      @mypetrats. 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Uhhhh, to say that a lot of people do it that wayyyy… yeah it is

    • @wildfire9280
      @wildfire9280 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Lines up great with 2:00

    • @Enzodamonke
      @Enzodamonke 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      but you get disappointment 💀

    • @I-Design-Stuff
      @I-Design-Stuff 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@wildfire9280hah

  • @AintNoJohn
    @AintNoJohn ปีที่แล้ว +233

    0:33 it’s just like humans and alcohol 💀💀

  • @daboss8304
    @daboss8304 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    1:30 “The pigs are currently squishing themselves to death. Manical Laughter. OH NO!!!”

  • @nuggy9597
    @nuggy9597 ปีที่แล้ว +399

    Pangi not snitching is gold
    He’s a real one
    Planet should learn from him

    • @YutakaKeiji
      @YutakaKeiji 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      Planet a traitor

  • @fa1cyw
    @fa1cyw ปีที่แล้ว +424

    The pig slaughter will not be forgotten. I am deeply deeply in pain. rip all

    • @fa1cyw
      @fa1cyw ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Tow4_subaccount ?!?

    • @zartey
      @zartey ปีที่แล้ว

      Luffy

    • @davidaugustofc2574
      @davidaugustofc2574 ปีที่แล้ว

      Techo was one of those

    • @fa1cyw
      @fa1cyw ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zartey why are u following me

  • @thebigfrog0770
    @thebigfrog0770 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    I love the work and creativity Jaron puts in his video. RESPECT (also the background plot is like, AMAZING!!)

  • @Spark-Z.
    @Spark-Z. 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    Bros becoming the technoblade of carrots

  • @SyncronedStuff
    @SyncronedStuff ปีที่แล้ว +2294

    The fear in his voice after picking up the remains of the dead pigs and realizing that tens of them died makes me smile
    Yes, I am on drugs, how do you know?

    • @Chemicalformula
      @Chemicalformula ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yooo I’m on drugs too bro

    • @filipkolano5677
      @filipkolano5677 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol

    • @Zaipher
      @Zaipher ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Bruh who tf decides to watch yeah jaron funi bloc game man while they’re high 💀💀

    • @Chemicalformula
      @Chemicalformula ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Zaipher don’t worry about it man you just gotta go with the flow bruv

    • @SyncronedStuff
      @SyncronedStuff ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Zaipher I clearly do!

  • @WorldWalker128
    @WorldWalker128 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    I'll admit, this was pretty funny. Normally I get annoyed with people deliberately causing lag, but you put actual effort into it and were, quite simply, just playing the game. Not your fault the server can't handle a bacon empire.

    • @proudamerican183
      @proudamerican183 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Bacon Empire. 😂🥓

    • @EnderCrypt
      @EnderCrypt ปีที่แล้ว +10

      yeah, i mean they could easily just.. blocked breeding, if there was too many entities nearby
      problem solved
      but that clearly wasnt something the server intended to do, so you have to ask why they complain if they dont prevent if despite being 1 plugin/setting away

    • @NotSylvanUnfortunately
      @NotSylvanUnfortunately 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@EnderCrypt That would have disrupted other players who were actually trying to have normal farms. How about you try to actually think about what you're saying before posting it?

  • @ace_w_peck
    @ace_w_peck ปีที่แล้ว +119

    I can only imagine how great this would be on Bedrock (assuming it could perform the same way). On that version, you can breed animals every freaking minute.

    • @forceawakens4449
      @forceawakens4449 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      and theres no entity cramming so you can put 2000 pigs in a 1x1

    • @ace_w_peck
      @ace_w_peck ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@forceawakens4449 Oh, never realized that. The Switch is such a POS that my game would crash before I would even get close to testing that.

    • @alanin4d
      @alanin4d 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@ace_w_peckHonestly, I never complain about my Switch’s performance, I mean for heaven’s sake it’s 7 years old, but yeah it would crash and burn the second you got anywhere near 150 entity collisions lol.

    • @ace_w_peck
      @ace_w_peck 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @ yeah, but my $250 phone runs Minecraft about as well, plus I can have usually set the render distance to 10 and have everything work okay. My Switch chugs at 10.

    • @alanin4d
      @alanin4d 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@ace_w_peck Fair enough. I’m just impressed my Switch’s performance hasn’t bitten the dust completely yet.

  • @Molo4ov
    @Molo4ov หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Potatoes would’ve actually been a lot more efficient for breeding considering they drop multiple for each harvest.

  • @username_wish
    @username_wish 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +174

    1:30
    Me enjoying my life then I forgot to defrost the chicken:

  • @TheFreakiestfreakbob
    @TheFreakiestfreakbob ปีที่แล้ว +62

    If anyone wants to know what the email at 2:11 says its: Please Cease and Desist right now or we are going to be really mad. Ok roleplay over, who is really gonna read this bit. it's on screen for like 2 seconds, so I'm just going to write what is coming to my mind. Oh shoot, the only thing coming to my mind is the next video that I'm going to be posting, but I'm not going to leak it. I like the surprise and also I don't want to make any promises that I can't 100% guarantee.
    CinCereally,
    -The pigs

  • @darat_king
    @darat_king ปีที่แล้ว +117

    6:28 It’s over Pigakin, I have the high ground!

    • @HeadsetHatGuy
      @HeadsetHatGuy 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You underestimate my power!

    • @swifter-4802
      @swifter-4802 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      dont try it

    • @hellotherehehehehaw
      @hellotherehehehehaw 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      AAAUAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @LuqmanGamesOfficials
    @LuqmanGamesOfficials 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    1:25 OH NOO😱💀

  • @bobbyiscool
    @bobbyiscool ปีที่แล้ว +122

    I like your humor. Some of the other LifeSteal TH-camrs definitely edit better and make a really cool cinematic type of story, but its not that entertaining many times. You keep it funny and simple - and make jokes. I really like it. Thanks !

  • @CJ0611
    @CJ0611 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    "I was a breeding machine. Funnily enough, that's what they called me in high school" 💀

    • @lorenzorafael4600
      @lorenzorafael4600 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      How many girls did he pull 😦

  • @JumpTheHump
    @JumpTheHump 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +150

    15:54 'rufert 2 got hit by a bus'

    • @PolishCaptain
      @PolishCaptain 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Noooo 😭😢😥 :(

    • @cressatronplayz9162
      @cressatronplayz9162 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😢😢😢😢😢🥺🥺

  • @pillowy9726
    @pillowy9726 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    I also tried this challenge at my local farmed! I got banned quickly tho lol. And the stupid moderators in their blue outfits with red and blue lights said I’m “being detained for animal abuse” which was soooooo annoying.

  • @hank26381
    @hank26381 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    0:46 that's 200 iq I never thought of this

  • @joel9104
    @joel9104 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    Honestly I'm not a huge fan of the "doing X until Y on Z" style of minecraftsmp videos (especially ones I've never heard of before) but this genuinely grabbed my interest and I knew I had to watch this, excellent video dude

  • @frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574
    @frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    “The Villians’ base could be anywhere!”
    The villains base: 4:50

  • @Angel67559
    @Angel67559 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    So many technoblades

    • @fallengold69420
      @fallengold69420 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I wanna make a police officer joke

  • @JeriSmiler
    @JeriSmiler ปีที่แล้ว +50

    It hurt my soul to see other people spawn a wither in that room and start killing them

  • @Idk-qy1ct
    @Idk-qy1ct ปีที่แล้ว +55

    7:06 this is some potato war shit right here

  • @komodoah
    @komodoah ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "After an hour of us straight breeding" 2:55

  • @Ļèvìġąḻłáğħêř
    @Ļèvìġąḻłáğħêř 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    0:35 the “humans and alcohol” joke was crazy💀

  • @EdwardKnightsWrites
    @EdwardKnightsWrites ปีที่แล้ว +133

    My favourite subtle joke is Jaron saying that he asked Bacon and Planet to breed late at night.
    Great video as always

  • @zetasansan
    @zetasansan ปีที่แล้ว +32

    i cant believe his downfall was his friend flaking out at the most critical moment. bruh.

  • @permafrozen7696
    @permafrozen7696 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I think of myself as a person who appreciates humor very well, but TH-cam videos very occasionally make me actually laugh out loud, and that “it’s just like humans and alcohol” joke almost fucking killed me

  • @oklywright8886
    @oklywright8886 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    @6:30 “that’s what they called me back in highscchool” 😂😂😂 I’ve never hit the like button so fast after hearing a comment.

  • @heroes0844
    @heroes0844 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    2:55 "After an hour of straight breeding" SUS

  • @encrypted6957
    @encrypted6957 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    “I got my teammate bacon waffles to help breed late at night” 💀

  • @lunecker
    @lunecker ปีที่แล้ว +41

    1:25 that moment of sudden realisation and genuine shock lmao

  • @bingation
    @bingation 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    “It's just like humans and alcohol” was incomprehensibly wild.

  • @Synthetic-Chicken
    @Synthetic-Chicken ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Did this with chickens to a friend on a MC server. His house had a pretty deformed yard and had a bit of a hole, I went into the hole and stupidly scrolled my mouse to the grass seed and had thousands of chickens raining down on me, so many so they all pushed me into the bottom of the hole and I started either drowning from being completely surrounded in chickens or the sheer weight of them crushing me like sand/gravel does.

  • @AidenTheRabbit806
    @AidenTheRabbit806 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    The fear in his voice after picking up the remains of the dead pigs and realizing that tens of them died makes me smile
    1:30

  • @nathanthomas974
    @nathanthomas974 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    8:51 “So we’re going to pick up the pieces”
    You mean “pig up the pieces”

    • @Rocketcraft7167
      @Rocketcraft7167 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @anxia-tea5846
    @anxia-tea5846 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    “It’s just like humans and alcohol” oh my GOD i did not expect that

  • @guapman0161
    @guapman0161 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    8:14 whoever that is streaming must have some sort of super computer how tf he streaming and loading all that so smooth

    • @Me_Banana
      @Me_Banana 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I think it’s Parrot

    • @ThunderWWGG
      @ThunderWWGG 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Parrot.

  • @kawasakishizuka
    @kawasakishizuka ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "One, two then boom baby pig in the morning, it's just like humans and alcohol"
    FOR REAL

  • @AnslordMC
    @AnslordMC ปีที่แล้ว +75

    *"I was a breeding machine, funnily enough they called me that in collage"* ( 6:30 )
    _-Yeah Jaron 2023_
    That got me laying dead on the floor 💀💀

  • @YT_Akrio
    @YT_Akrio 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    1:35 OH NOOO, got me rolling on the ground laughing

  • @imma.demigoddes
    @imma.demigoddes ปีที่แล้ว +41

    1:32 HAHHAHHAHAH The “OH NO!” 😂😂😂😂

    • @swe_vinne8844
      @swe_vinne8844 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He realized he killed 50+ pigs just for fun

    • @rodrigomusicman1871
      @rodrigomusicman1871 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well,at least he will never Go hungry again

  • @SMN9a
    @SMN9a ปีที่แล้ว +33

    14:50 Top 10 anime betrayal

  • @Ankhtheanimator
    @Ankhtheanimator ปีที่แล้ว +49

    massive respect to you for honoring technoblade with this many pigs

  • @princesscadance197
    @princesscadance197 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I found the side-plot of pig vs capybara going from capybara with gun, to pig with shield, to capybara with throwing axe, to pig with tree felling even more engaging than the pig breeding main plot.

  • @trbz_8745
    @trbz_8745 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    You should have bred the pigs in the nether or end in secret, then sent them all through a portal at once.

  • @officialobsidian
    @officialobsidian ปีที่แล้ว +34

    2:45 just hear jumper in the background

  • @SuperDZ555
    @SuperDZ555 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    5:16 shoulda answered with "for the funny!"

    • @regav62
      @regav62 ปีที่แล้ว

      ur everywhere ale we have the same gd icon

    • @ParticleRay
      @ParticleRay 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Myfriendfromelementaryschoolwhoinolongertalktocore (don't judge)

    • @TheWorldsLargestOven
      @TheWorldsLargestOven 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      saadwhfrtefy

  • @Dionysusisfire
    @Dionysusisfire 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    5:59 the way he backed up lmao 😭

  • @sigma_kandi
    @sigma_kandi ปีที่แล้ว +47

    2:18 wtf is the pig doing!?!?
    Edit: JUJU I KNOW UR READING THIS

  • @evejsopzpehsjx
    @evejsopzpehsjx ปีที่แล้ว +24

    2:51 i heard the jumper music wtf

  • @FunnySkeleton10
    @FunnySkeleton10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    What I would've done is had multiple pig farms running around the map and make them really hard to find so it takes forever for everyone to find them after I would get banned

  • @Michael-f9f4d
    @Michael-f9f4d 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +81

    8:26 these people stink

    • @ThunderWWGG
      @ThunderWWGG 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Lets say if people try to crash the server YOU made would you let it slide?

    • @ThunderWWGG
      @ThunderWWGG 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      (Not hating)

    • @Deer_Cracker_lover
      @Deer_Cracker_lover 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@ThunderWWGG yep

    • @komeko8208
      @komeko8208 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @@ThunderWWGGi would its funny

    • @NotSylvanUnfortunately
      @NotSylvanUnfortunately 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Minecraft fans when people try to stop them from crashing servers (Hitler probably would have done this)

  • @itskitt3237
    @itskitt3237 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    12:16 I like that their “destruction” of the pig creeper statue but made it look like an actual penis

  • @redred7702
    @redred7702 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    The storytelling of this video is better than most network tv shows.

  • @tortl9720
    @tortl9720 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    legend has it that jaron is still breeding pigs to this day

  • @splintergectornathan9045
    @splintergectornathan9045 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I like this video, Pigs are cute, i'll never kill them in Minecraft
    7:41 that segment was breaking my heart

  • @BroccinRoss
    @BroccinRoss ปีที่แล้ว +19

    As a pig myself I approve of this world domination, great video :)

  • @CreatorProductionsOriginal
    @CreatorProductionsOriginal ปีที่แล้ว +43

    10:35
    To help what

    • @nandinivenkat9363
      @nandinivenkat9363 ปีที่แล้ว

      Breed at night😏

    • @ManioqV
      @ManioqV ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Breed

    • @tophat6
      @tophat6 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      bro when I saw him say that I immediately went to timed

    • @DanJT10
      @DanJT10 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@tophat6same lol

    • @TheWorldsLargestOven
      @TheWorldsLargestOven 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Breed

  • @marcinjankowski4432
    @marcinjankowski4432 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I did this once with chickens in my attic, some players with weaker PC's couldn't walk the street next to my house cause their game kept crashing.

  • @THEEGOBLINNE
    @THEEGOBLINNE หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    2:54 "After an hour of us straight breeding"