THE ENTIRE MOVIE!!! Thank you to everyone who helped make this series possible and this was one of my favorite series to make so far on the channel. I wanted to end off the year with an awesome series and I think we did just that :D I will be back in 2024 to keep making great things and until then, enjoy the movie! This could very well be the end of parkour civilization.....but who knows? SUBSCRIBE!
I adore how this isn't edited to trim out any of the recap since this was an episodic series and so you're constantly re-explaining things that happened literal seconds beforehand
@@hankglidden1463 when people preface it with “i love” they typically arent joking or attempting to criticize. obviously there are exceptions but in this case the person was praising how it made them laugh.
Something about this. Something about the constant reexplaining of the premise/everything he just said, the constant use of the word “parkour”, the vine booms. Something about this makes this peak cinema. I genuinely don’t know why I’m watching this, or why I actually enjoy this, but this is truly entertaining. One of the best things to be on the internet fr. Thank you, Evbo.
The fact that you explained why the pros worked and why the food on the noob level is raw (because animals die from fall damage) is peak world building
This is the kind of stories we were all creating in our heads when we were kids. Glad to see that some people managed to keep this imagination, great content
Here in parkour civilisation, nobody chooses to jump for the beef, its better to be safe & do the one block jump for the chicken rather than risk your entire life for just half a hunger bar more.
I don't know why but the sentence existence of "one block vertical jump for beef" is so goddamn genius that even the greek philosophers would show admiration for it.
Steven Spielberg apparently cried after watching Parkour Civilization, saying things like “Evbo is a true visionary” and “I could never match up to such a film.”
if the parkour civilization gimmick wasn't played completely straight this series wouldn't work. even at the end evbo doesn't even reform society as the champion, he just makes parkour civilization marginally more fair. he knows not of the world that came before him, and cannot imagine outside its bounds. it's hilarious
the fact that they don't reshape the world into something else because they can't imagine anything beyond the scope of what they've already seen is weirdly realistic. this is literally 1984
Bro the battle system is so simple to understand yet can be so complex if truly tested. The risk/reward set up with it makes the battles less one sided. It makes it possible for lower ranked players to perform parkour skills that can stump master ranks. 10/10 battle system.
I view it more as whether or not the opponents themselves are capable of performing said moves. I see it less as “which is OBJECTIVELY harder” but more as “which is harder BETWEEN THE TWO. Although there are some other elements that come into play, like how downward jumps are considered easier. All in all I see it as subjective based on the fighters themselves
@@Vci0usPr1ncess I know the regular battles moves are subjective. My point is that when you build a parkour to use the secret rule, it is somehow objectively determined that the other person's parkour is easier and it automatically disappears. No one actually tries the other person's parkour. So the secret rule can't be a thing, the other stuff works out.
@@stewagner just imagine probability. if 10,000 people attempted one course and then the other, just measure the success rate. if one has a lower success rate, its harder.
"are you all ready for your shonen writing lesson?" *oda gulps* *gege breathes heavily* *horikoshi nods nervously* *kishimoto sighs* *araki sobbing* "yes evbo_" they all say in unison
I don’t understand how I ended up actually watching all of this and liking it unironically. It feels like something I probably would’ve really liked as a kid when Minecraft was booming.
Its like a weird shonen anime and is honestly very well paced despite how stupid it is, him ending up in parkor prison at the start was a really good writing choice too because you know the stakes and because the stakes arent INSTANT death; the viewer doesnt know what will happen with each jump
@@punishedwhispers1218 I drew the Shounen parallel as well. He's the underpowered protagonist, except for his special ability no one else has-- 360 and backwards jumps.
57:41 "But that's how parkour life is -- you either rise, or you fall. You can never stay in the same place. And I had decided that I was going to be the one to rise." ✍🔥🔥🔥
Yeah, I find it really useful that I can just listen to it in the background while tidying up around me and still follow everything as if I was watching it!
1:23:54 At first, SeaWattGaming didn't notice anything unusual about his surroundings. But then he had a very good idea. He used F5. See, using F5 gave him a whole new perspective, and he was able to see an Evbo he couldn't have seen before.
@@Scott-ql2kxIt is a twist. People are supposed to be able to rank up, that's what the system promises. That's not the truth, though. It's not that "most" pros are born on the top layer, but every pro is. That's a twist by definition.
Haha ye I saw this in reccomended and it reminded me of the types of videos I used to like when I was younger so I decided to watch it, 30 min in so far and it’s pretty entertaining
everything's parkour. you know chemistry? well this doesn't take place in education edition so it doesn't exist but if it did ions would have to do parkour too
@Bowtiethesilly2023 It's another Minecraft series that's inspired by the Maze Runner series I believe. It's genuinely really good. It ended around a year or two ago. It's still fire tho
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watched it all the way through. maybe its the 14 years of being in different minecraft communities, but this is the most compelling story i think i have ever seen come from a minecraft machinima. everything about this, the dry humor, the total deadpan delivery of the story, the constant narration, this feels like the total culmination of minecraft video story telling. not simply the epitome, but the total sum of the last decade of minecraft culture coming together into this. this is genuinely great, not just content, but art, and i mean that from the bottom of my blocky heart. ❤️
i had a hunch i'd enjoy this video but seeing people analyze it through a serious art filter is the actual best shit ever. thank you for your contribution to the Parkour Civilization Experience
drinking game idea: take a shot every time he says "parkour civilization" or a stock imovie sfx plays, you may be found dead foaming at the mouth the next morning
@@birdsquad3939 Yeah it's more like greek mythology if you ask me. But I guess you could also draw parallels to Dante's Inferno (which isn't the Bible but whatever)
I like the detail that the system is set up to keep parkour noobs down; the course to get up to pro level is impossible without breaking the rules by placing a block, they’re fed lesser food that won’t enhance their parkour abilities, and if they’re sent to jail they’re basically doomed to never be able to make it to pro level. Societies like this are usually set up so that everyone on the bottom stays on the bottom. Idk it’s just funny to me that this is actually well written 😭
I mean this ones dystopian as well low ranking peeps are not allowed to go rank up unless they did so The champion is the person in control of everything the government the president 10/11/24
a great philosopher once said: ” here in parkour civilisation, no-one chooses to jump for the beef. it’s better to be safe and do the one-block jump for the chicken”.
![Minecraft but I survive AGAIN in PARKOUR CIVILIZATION [FULL MOVIE]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/DIzzMDDncnE/mqdefault.jpg)
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THE ENTIRE MOVIE!!! Thank you to everyone who helped make this series possible and this was one of my favorite series to make so far on the channel. I wanted to end off the year with an awesome series and I think we did just that :D I will be back in 2024 to keep making great things and until then, enjoy the movie! This could very well be the end of parkour civilization.....but who knows? SUBSCRIBE!
First
We need another season it’s 2024!
Bro i did nothing wrong all i said was first but i wasnet bro
I mean second
3rd
the storyline, the foreshadowing, the character development, the world building. twitter wasn't lying, this is true peak cinema.
why are you on twitter
we don't make the rules here
@@ilikecake692asd5why not?
@@3bodYking99because, we aren’t the champions
@@Eli-yn Yeah alright, like those so called " champions " exist, they're just legends bro
this feels like something kid me would've watched on old school youtube and i'm so here for it
Hi shayy :D
shayy undertale
is that shayy undertale
shayy can you play UnderTale 2: Revenge of the Robots?
I’m watching this because you mentioned it, thanks for the suggestion 🔥
I adore how this isn't edited to trim out any of the recap since this was an episodic series and so you're constantly re-explaining things that happened literal seconds beforehand
I love when people say "I love" before complaining about something stupid as if that lessens the blow.
@@hankglidden1463 that's lessening it because that implies the stupid thing is also stupidly funny
@@hankglidden1463 its not a criticism, it wouldn't be parkour civilization without it
it adds to the experience, and the brainrotted ppl like me can remember details more clearly :3
@@hankglidden1463 when people preface it with “i love” they typically arent joking or attempting to criticize. obviously there are exceptions but in this case the person was praising how it made them laugh.
PARKOUR CIVILIZATION HAS NO REASON TOO BE THIS GOOD
Real
*to
It does
I am pleasantly surprised at how entertaining this was to watch, well done
one block jump for chicken, or one block vertical jump for beef. choose wisely.
You either gamble enough to win a steak, or leave before and get a chicken.
Do a flipnote on this I beg of you man
rax would you jump for the beef
@@noahgaming22 literally minutes later:
I was hooked the entire time I can’t lie
In Guitar Hero Civilization, you need to FC Soulless to become a Guitar Champion.
acai can you make guitar hero civilization
@@ImJustBag 1 slow ride fc or 1 helicopter fc, no one attempts the helicopter fc
Fr
It's so much better then I expected lol
Him re-explaining how the civilization works every few minutes feels like the video where the guy tries to beat Minecraft with dementia
i think its because the videos were originally separated, and were compiled to this 'movie'
He'll yeah
yo I did that lol
@@Boicapof_Chronicles.what the fuck does that mean
I think that's because it was originally a series of shorts? at least that's how i'm coping with it.
Maybe parkour wasn't about reaching the top but the jumps we made along the way... this really was OUR Parkour Civilization 😔
Something about this. Something about the constant reexplaining of the premise/everything he just said, the constant use of the word “parkour”, the vine booms. Something about this makes this peak cinema. I genuinely don’t know why I’m watching this, or why I actually enjoy this, but this is truly entertaining.
One of the best things to be on the internet fr. Thank you, Evbo.
It’s cause brainrot made you weak
it seems like one of those things that were made to be taken as a joke but are unironically pretty good
yeah something abut the re-explaning and vine booms makes this peak dopamine
Vine booms were cringe
the vine boom as i READ the word vine boom cemented this comment in my mind
The fact that you explained why the pros worked and why the food on the noob level is raw (because animals die from fall damage) is peak world building
HANG ON HIS WORLD BUILDING IS FIRE??? 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
10/11/24
@@Bowtiethesilly2023blud doesnt have to say the date of when u typed that comment
@@Furisk2763 i have to o was forced to
A second plane has hit the world building???!!! 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥
@@Johnsbrggnfndm OH NO A THIRD PLANE HAS HIT THE WHITE HOUSE ‼️‼️‼️‼️ 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
10/13/24
dude every time he says "parkour" "civilisation" "jump" and other parkour related words it feels like a mini lobotomy its so fucking fun
Mmm yes i always do the Civilization jump, fav parkour move.😊
@@SuperFanatic22731 Reading comprehension curse strikes another 😔
Take a shot
Take a shot every time he says the word "parkour" and you'll die from alcohol poisoning
@@EktoAnim currently frothing in a gutter
The foreshadowing, the lore, the world building. Hole fakk i came for the memes and now it's one of the best things i witnessed in my entire life.
This is the kind of stories we were all creating in our heads when we were kids. Glad to see that some people managed to keep this imagination, great content
IKR???
Fr man
Real
The fact that you aren't wrong about this is funny to me
@@Nomaru_666_ what a weird and convoluted way to agree w someone
That "no why did he go for the beef!!?!?!?" sounded so raw and emotional
raw like the beef
1:21
Thanks for the timestamp @@Yeetman124
12:59
13:06
i'm not like other girls. i would jump for the beef.
true...
Oh my god mysticat 🦅🦅🦅🦅🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
didnt you make a circle
Did you make the jump tho
🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
this is literally a textbook example of dystopian fiction and satirization of economic classes. but its minecraft. we love to see it
Two sides of Minecraft Twitter currently:
"ugh mojang isnt making any good updates recently bruhhhh"
"HE JUMPED FOR THE BEEF???"
Your forgot the 3rd side: Shipping the Warden and the Creaking
@@Skullkin_ProductionsWHAT
@@bielles52 There's plenty of Yaoi art of them.
Yeah, idk either...
Here in parkour civilisation, nobody chooses to jump for the beef, its better to be safe & do the one block jump for the chicken rather than risk your entire life for just half a hunger bar more.
@@EternaSoSleepy better not be late tomorrow or else you'll be doing two block jumps.
"I... am EVBO_..."
-Jack Black, moments before attempting the 1 block vertical for the beef
😭😭
This shit is peak fiction 😭
I am jumping blocks and shit cause I'm in fuckin' Minecraft parkour civilization
4 capital letters
NO
I love the Yugioh logic of "if i beat you at this thing, you have to let me ___" we need more stories with this premise
Exactly
I think you'd love pornhub
"we need more stories with this premise" watch literally any anime
No. Please no, I don't want slop. I will punch the house-guy into the abyss and then take the house.
Puyo puyo
10:49 "That means, you go from 49 years and 320 days, to 49 years and 319 days left!" too underrated 💀
How do I log this on letterboxd
5 stars
It's literally on letterbox lmao
@@AyotheJabaWoky DUDEEEE LMAOOO I JUST CHECKED IT REALLY IS
When’re they gonna add this to the criterion collection
This is the best thing I've logged on there
I don't know why but the sentence existence of "one block vertical jump for beef" is so goddamn genius that even the greek philosophers would show admiration for it.
never go for the beef.
@@carbonatedmilk1hang on ima try it… Replying when im back
one could say the steaks are very high
@@gbjsyzftbcacjyfubjygkgcjae3182 nahhhhh
It's either a one block jump for the chicken, or one block vertical jump for the beef.
Steven Spielberg apparently cried after watching Parkour Civilization, saying things like “Evbo is a true visionary” and “I could never match up to such a film.”
Film? No, kino.
@@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7
No, *masterpiece.*
blue comment from tiktok on youtube???
“It really makes you rethink the famous question; Beef, or Chicken?” -Spielberg during interview
this comment gives monument mithos vibes
Nice to see the art of machinima still alive and thriving in 2024
if the parkour civilization gimmick wasn't played completely straight this series wouldn't work. even at the end evbo doesn't even reform society as the champion, he just makes parkour civilization marginally more fair. he knows not of the world that came before him, and cannot imagine outside its bounds. it's hilarious
yea imagine someone just filled in all the holes or smth
the fact that they don't reshape the world into something else because they can't imagine anything beyond the scope of what they've already seen is weirdly realistic. this is literally 1984
@@saltedpairofducks "it's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism" etc etc
@@robotmascot
parkour civilization is marxist propoganda
we need communism
never thought i would legitimately sit down and watch a 2 hour minecraft movie about parkour
If you like smth like this you usually would like shows with overpowered mcs
@@jamerility i watch one piece
@@jamerilitythat is indeed true I do like shows with overpowered mcs lmao
@@jamerility is not wrong!
@@jamerility someone building himself up jump by jump vs being handed op powers for free? dont compare isekai trash to this peak
Him re-explaining how the civilization works every few minutes feels like the video.
I thought twitter was being ironic, but nah, this is actually peak.
fr peak cinema
absolute cinema
On GOD i fw this heavy
yep bluddies this is peak on god no ironics. hawk
How? This is just overexplaining and that dumbass sound effect.
I just saw a 30 second tweet of this that made me laugh and you're telling me it's TWO HOURS LONG ??
same
Same
same. imma watch it later, seems like this vid would’ve been like addicting when i was a kid and i wanna have childlike joy again
Same!
literallyyyy 😭
Bro the battle system is so simple to understand yet can be so complex if truly tested. The risk/reward set up with it makes the battles less one sided. It makes it possible for lower ranked players to perform parkour skills that can stump master ranks. 10/10 battle system.
Problem is the secret rule does not work. How do you determine whether one challenge is "harder"?
I view it more as whether or not the opponents themselves are capable of performing said moves. I see it less as “which is OBJECTIVELY harder” but more as “which is harder BETWEEN THE TWO. Although there are some other elements that come into play, like how downward jumps are considered easier. All in all I see it as subjective based on the fighters themselves
@@Vci0usPr1ncess I know the regular battles moves are subjective. My point is that when you build a parkour to use the secret rule, it is somehow objectively determined that the other person's parkour is easier and it automatically disappears. No one actually tries the other person's parkour. So the secret rule can't be a thing, the other stuff works out.
@@stewagner just imagine probability. if 10,000 people attempted one course and then the other, just measure the success rate. if one has a lower success rate, its harder.
Bro it’s literally just parkour horse
...Save the Parkour Society, Master Evbo...!
Lebron james reportedly failed the 1 block vertical for the beef
The goat
NO NOT LEBRON JAMES NOT MY POOKIE BEAR 😭
Omg twin!!!
MY POOKIE LEBRON GOT SENTENCED TO 50 YEARS OF PARKOURRRRRR NOOOOOOOOO 😭 @@HarperTsou-pruner
Top five Fails in sports history:
31:55 YOU CAN ACTUALLY SEE HIM FALLING FROM GETTING A TIP OMFG THIS HAS THE BEST FORESHADOWING I'VE EVER SEEN
HOLD UP HIS WRITING IS THIS FIRE ???? THIS IS PEAK !!!!
ODA COULD ONLY DREAM OF MAKING A FORESHADOWING THIS GOOD
@@Diamante777 😭😭😭
I didn't see anyone fall?
@@WYKLO It's VERY brief, but you can see him at 31:58. Honestly blink and you miss it.
"are you all ready for your shonen writing lesson?"
*oda gulps*
*gege breathes heavily*
*horikoshi nods nervously*
*kishimoto sighs*
*araki sobbing*
"yes evbo_" they all say in unison
Fax.
☠
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
JoJo's a seinen now haha
Real
I really watched half of this on instagram reels but got so invested I had to watch it here 😂❤
The amount of re-explaning makes me feel like im having a lobotomy in real time it is actually impressive.
lol
lobotomy corporation?
Lobotomy..?
Hello? Goodbye.
@@Dan-bn4nmI love you. I love you. Hello? Goodbye. Help, help
@@АринаРезапова And the many shells cried out one word: "Manager".
I don’t understand how I ended up actually watching all of this and liking it unironically. It feels like something I probably would’ve really liked as a kid when Minecraft was booming.
ME EITHER-
Its like a weird shonen anime and is honestly very well paced despite how stupid it is, him ending up in parkor prison at the start was a really good writing choice too because you know the stakes and because the stakes arent INSTANT death; the viewer doesnt know what will happen with each jump
Same I just watched the series for like an 3 week ago and I immediately got hooked up!
@@punishedwhispers1218 I drew the Shounen parallel as well. He's the underpowered protagonist, except for his special ability no one else has-- 360 and backwards jumps.
"Did somebody order a big sausage pizza?"
"I diiiid, but I don't have any moneyyyy"
"2 diagonal jumps in a row."
"what"
Vine boom
Not the vineboom 💀
There ain't no WAY by chance this occurs
Someones gonna do it
Let them do it
"1 block vertical jump for the tip"
I came here to see what all the hype was about... did not expect such a banger of a movie... this is actually so good wth.
“IF THERES ANYTHING I KNOW ABOUT PARKOUR CIVILISATION, IS THAT A 360 CAN SOLVE EVERYTHING” 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
“IM NOT GONNA LIE, THAT WAS THE COOLEST THING IVE SEEN A PARKOUR NOOB DO” 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🗣️🔥🔥
"THAT'S HOW PARKOUR LIFE IS. YOU EITHER RISE OR YOU FALL." ✍️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
"I GOT TO THE TOP OF THE LADDER AND IT WAS TIME TO START THE PARKOUR COURSE"🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥👽🔥
amazing song
"YKNOW, SOMEONE TOLD ME SOMETHING INTERESTING ABOUT BREWING STAND JUMPS" 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 (1:46:29)
the fact that this is unironically an incredible demonstration of a way a caste system works from almost every level is hilarious.
This comment is too underrated
it's an allegory for capitalism
The upper class is _literally_ the upper class
@@stevenberkson3878not to make it political but capitalism is one of the best systems in terms of the ability to better one’s self.
@@karal_the_crazy Say that to one of the billions of people stuck in endless poverty.
57:41 "But that's how parkour life is -- you either rise, or you fall. You can never stay in the same place. And I had decided that I was going to be the one to rise." ✍🔥🔥🔥
*blackbeard_writing.png*
HOLD UP ‼️‼️ HIS WRITING IS THIS FIRE ⁉️⁉️🔥🔥
Nah legit when I got to that part I was just shook at how genuinely stellar some of the writing in this is
@@bwalimniad.jpeg *
Heat incarnate
Deejus was right THIS IS PEAK FICTION
Most visual media has the rule of "show don't tell" but this is so peak that Evbo can just narate every single thing that happens and it's still peak
evbo turned it into show and tell
Kind of like Jujutsu Kaisen.
you could probably still follow the entire story perfectly if you were blind
Yeah, I find it really useful that I can just listen to it in the background while tidying up around me and still follow everything as if I was watching it!
“Show, don’t tell.” Is a general rule that isn’t concrete. You can turn it into something amazing if you put enough effort into it.
As a 21 year old man who hasn’t played minceraft in years, I think watching this is the most unemployed thing I’ve ever done. I don’t regret it.
Lmao.
As a man, in the same situation like you. I would say this video brings back good memories.
Same man ,but i have a job
@@lucianvlad6666 Have a job too. But feeling unemployed watching this
im in the same spot in existence as you, and i feel the same
1:23:54 At first, SeaWattGaming didn't notice anything unusual about his surroundings. But then he had a very good idea. He used F5. See, using F5 gave him a whole new perspective, and he was able to see an Evbo he couldn't have seen before.
oh cmon man😭🙏
HOLY SHIT
Crazy
Can you explain this reference to me
@@benjaminparker5044 watch kenadian's seawattgaming video, you'll understand
Parkour Noobs= Customers
Parkour Pros= Employees
Parkour Master= Manager
Parkour Champion= Boss
didn’t realize this was a retelling of the old testament
Would Jesus jump for the beef !?
Moses parted the Red Sea with a backwards 360 4-block jump
WHAT
did you have a good day today?
@@semicolons_ You're just a cheap fucking knockoff!
this has gotten me through a very stressful week thank you evbo you inspire me to jump for the beef at any chance I can get
Freakaleek 🦠🦠🦠
sammmmeeeeee
"Most parkour pros are born on the top layer." Bro lowkey foreshadowed the big twist, not even a minute in
You thought that was a twist?
oda level foreshadowing
im a bit sleep deprived so my brain isnt really working, but im at 1:32:40 and i have no idea what your even referring to
@@Azeriiall i believe its referencing that weird tube thing all of the new people come out of, which is on the top layer
@@Scott-ql2kxIt is a twist. People are supposed to be able to rank up, that's what the system promises. That's not the truth, though. It's not that "most" pros are born on the top layer, but every pro is. That's a twist by definition.
aj the bold being the final fight is singlehandedly one of the funniest things ever
cant let the gang know i fw this
😮
They know
secretly the whole gang fw it
Let them know
on god bruh
"Sorry Sir, this facility is limited to government officials"
"2 backwards jumps?"
😢😢😅😅😢🎉😂😂😂😂😂😂😊
"Hmmm...throw a 360 and it's a deal"
Skidib
@@Kamil-hh7qrNO WAY
@@Kamil-hh7qrsooo true not even lying my g
HOLD UP HIS WRITING IS FIRE?
w profile pic
Not really
@@Kynatoshnah it’s pretty good. simple yet enjoyable
@@Kynatosh but i love tatsugiri
✍️🔥
I spent way too long doing this, but he says “parkour civilization” 103 times in parkour civilization 😭 (thanks @Klosterhasi)
Thank you for your time sacrifice comments guy
Could've said alot less probably should
THANKS
Drinking game: Take a shot every time he says "parkour civilisation"
You'll fucking die of alcohol poisoning
take a shot every time he says parkour
"You either rise, or you fall. You can never stay in the same place." 🗣️
Genuinely fire bar 🔥
"It was about getting up and trying again" 🔥
This feels like a breath of fresh air. A narrative acted out through Minecraft is something right out of the early 2010s, and I am here for it.
the constant recaps right after something JUST HAPPENED adds to the lobotomy feeling feeling so much
i already know that this is 100x better than the minecraft movie in every regard
It’s a supercut of multiple episodes, so at the start of each new episode there’s a short recap
@@BossAwesomeSauce i already knew when writing the comment but thanks
@@BossAwesomeSauce He could've atleast cut out all the recaps bro, like- 😭💀
@@fransiscayulianita68 Nah it'd feel weird. Plus it's funnier this way
im seriously regretting not making my senior quote "in parkour civilization, nobody jumps for the beef"
I kinda wanna do this- mind if I take the idea?
@@Yootzie someone's gotta do it...
i’m doing this 100%
I’ll do it 100% too
oh shit, i might need to do this
why is this actually absolute cinema
"Parkour was never about making or failing a jump, it was about getting up and trying again."
And i now live by this quote.
🔥 🔥 🔥
JToH players need to see this quote
I was wondering why does my friend kept talking about the beef almost 24/7, I completely understand why and now I'm into it 😂
other thing: it's rather recent, and check the date.
I fr forgot you existed after FNF died out
That utterly visceral "NO!" when his neighbor went for the beef was peak voice acting. Best part of the entire parkour civilization series.
This is the minecraft movie everyone wanted....
Y'know what Gen Alpha? You can have this. This will be your legacy.
This is indeed a good legacy
This is not gen alpha. This is one of the last remains of gen z culture
@@taczki2 evbo is a kids minecraft channel, his target demographic is mainly gen alpha so technically this is gen alpha content
@@taczki2 Aaahh, I'd say it has a bit of overlap between the two.
@@pyroplatinum1342I think the youngest gen z's and gen alphas are watching him
“Here in parkour civilization no one jumps for the beef” most legendary quote
"It's safer to do a one block jump for the chicken
“HE JUMPED FOR THE BEEF?!”
beaf💀
your laughing, they have to jump for the beef and your laughing.
Me first of replying that W
So I like
So I like
You're*
@@Averageperson2763GET OUT
Have we just all collectively agreed that this is ironically the greatest work of modern fiction?
This was a lot of fun to be a character in. Evbo is the GOAT
lol
Only 1 reply? Lemee fix that,
Note:This was amazing
here before it becomes popular (16 likes)
@Dazoiii 2 minutes ago
@@elite4xi gyat
This is the first time that i've encountered a story that has an incredibly dumb premise but an incredible execution.
Totally true ❤🎉
True man
That's all his stories for you
Haha ye I saw this in reccomended and it reminded me of the types of videos I used to like when I was younger so I decided to watch it, 30 min in so far and it’s pretty entertaining
so real
I think the best part of this is that the show has a full IMDB page and not a single episode has a ranking below 9/10
When I read this, I went to imdb to check if you were coreect and you ARE
Why did I get genuinely invested 😭
this will radicalize gen alpha
I showed this to an 8 year old and he firebombed my horse 😞
imo, gen alpha should watch this instead of their usual brainrot (or my usual brainrot, for that matter)
it's actually peak cinema
@@TheOneWhoHasABadName unironically this
this will what
This might save gen alpha
"in parkour civilization you either rise or you fall" is unironically one of the most fire lines i've ever seen in a movie/game
It’s giving undertale’s “in this world it’s either kill or be killed”
>even the ANIMALS had to do parkour
Okay, im hooked
the air you breathe parkours through your lungs
@@aname375😭😭😭
bruh if u got to that point of the video you were alr hooked lmao
everything's parkour. you know chemistry? well this doesn't take place in education edition so it doesn't exist but if it did ions would have to do parkour too
The ones who fall fall into the noob level, that’s why the noobs are only fed raw meat
Popcorn - Gained
Coffee - Gained
Sit back - Sure
Video - Played
Maze Runner series is crying in the corner realizing it can never be this
What happened to maze runner?
10/10/24
@@Bowtiethesilly2023 First book was... OK, but the rest just turned into bog-standard cookie cutter shitty YA dystopia
Outsiders SMP is shivering right now
@@TOTALLYMISTYZ whats a outsiders smp
@Bowtiethesilly2023 It's another Minecraft series that's inspired by the Maze Runner series I believe. It's genuinely really good. It ended around a year or two ago. It's still fire tho
$200 million dollar budget Hollywood films:
😴😴😴
Parkour Civilization:
"A BACKWARDS 360?!? No- NO, HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE!???"
IKR lol
LOL TRUE BRO TRUE
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True true
Ikr!?
THE EPIC PARKOUR MOVIE!
Oh hello parkour god!
Oh yea hey parkour god
Cookie god is a god of parkour And cookies
YOOO HELLO THÉ NEXT FOAT OF MINECRAFT 😊😊😊😊
The best evbo vid ever
The 360 Jump is the Getsuga Tenshou of this series
i am just flabbergasted by how i just watched parkour civilization for 2 hours as if i were a little 5 year old kid. entertained af.
._.Af
absolutely baffled
i am speechless
My name is AF
real and i don’t regret any of it
This video to us Minecraft TH-camrs is like what "the Great Gadsby" or "MacBeth" is to english scholars. It is a work of audio-visual perfection.
Hello Horizon
hi horizon you should help this dude make a server about this
btw who wants to play on horizon hardcore anarchy again? Its still fun
real
horizon?!
Evbo: *does a 360*
Everyone: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!
And also backward jump
@@Cookiecent-rp3lfnah, backwards jump is just:
YOU DID A Backwards jump? Well, guess I'll kill myself
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i lowkey want this as a live action movie
It should be cool
The Protagonist having a signature 360 jump is one of the coolest fucking powers ever
Backwards 360 jump is his ultimate move too
I FOUND YOU FAKER!
@@Random_person_405wtf faker? I think you're the fake cat around here
No
Yes
watched it all the way through.
maybe its the 14 years of being in different minecraft communities, but this is the most compelling story i think i have ever seen come from a minecraft machinima.
everything about this, the dry humor, the total deadpan delivery of the story, the constant narration, this feels like the total culmination of minecraft video story telling. not simply the epitome, but the total sum of the last decade of minecraft culture coming together into this.
this is genuinely great, not just content, but art, and i mean that from the bottom of my blocky heart.
❤️
i had a hunch i'd enjoy this video but seeing people analyze it through a serious art filter is the actual best shit ever. thank you for your contribution to the Parkour Civilization Experience
Awww
I can't tell if I hit rock bottom being entertained by a Minecraft movie at 21 years old but screw it. This is entertaining
I’m in the same boat but fuck it
16 years old and watched it in one sitting, saying myself "you aren’t a kid anymore" all the time. Now I am going to watch part 2 LOL
Nah bro I'm almost 18 and age shouldn't stop you from enjoying things others may find childish or stupid
Same broh i'm 19 and that is freaking amazing
i’m 19 watching this shit
I have no words, absolute cinema
18:03 THEY HAVE PARKOUR INFLATION??
Out of context this sounds hilarious
furry inflation
I now realize i should have thought about what i said before i said it
@@Femboy_lover326 pretty real username you got there :3
@@Femboy_lover326 I do furry art but not the inflation kind 😣
drinking game idea: take a shot every time he says "parkour civilization" or a stock imovie sfx plays, you may be found dead foaming at the mouth the next morning
I would die 5 shots in
(and in 10 seconds)
you would die from alcohol poisoning as he says 'parkour civilisation' around 105 times i think
WHY IS IT SO GOOD
I CARED
I GOT INVESTED
IT’S A 1984 BIBLICAL YUGIOH MASHUP IN MINECRAFT
WHY IS IT SO GOOD
I watched this on a different account but I have to watch it again on this one
@@Keeriijrasame literally rewatching this
THE BIBLE??? HUH??
@@birdsquad3939 Yeah it's more like greek mythology if you ask me. But I guess you could also draw parallels to Dante's Inferno (which isn't the Bible but whatever)
Seawatt gaming was such a good voice actor that he got mentioned twice 💀
I like the detail that the system is set up to keep parkour noobs down; the course to get up to pro level is impossible without breaking the rules by placing a block, they’re fed lesser food that won’t enhance their parkour abilities, and if they’re sent to jail they’re basically doomed to never be able to make it to pro level. Societies like this are usually set up so that everyone on the bottom stays on the bottom. Idk it’s just funny to me that this is actually well written 😭
its the same as real life this isnt well written or original
@@tenidiotaodpizzy4603This is such a cynical response lmao
@@djdaneseI mean he's right
@@tenidiotaodpizzy4603 This type of cope always makes me cringe
@@tenidiotaodpizzy4603have you ever heard of an allegory?
1½ hour dystopian sci-fi Young adult fiction movie:😴
2 hour minecraft parkour civilization:😲
I mean this ones dystopian as well low ranking peeps are not allowed to go rank up unless they did so
The champion is the person in control of everything the government the president
10/11/24
@@Bowtiethesilly2023someone read enough books for their 5th grade reading log
@@mattgroening8872 i read 1984 and yeah its a dystopia
10/12/24
Also i thought ur name is "mattgooning"
@@Bowtiethesilly2023 ??? But it is ???
@@mattgroening8872 Vsauce micheal
I know it has so many plot holes but you can kinda tell evbo wasn't taking this seriously which is why I like it
THIS IS THE REAL MINECRAFT MOVIE
@@handle-isnt-available-001 Ur mom
@@handle-isnt-available-001 the earth is a soup
@@handle-isnt-available-001This guy
@@handle-isnt-available-001me
@@handle-isnt-available-001number lore 🤑🤑
I love how 360 jumps shock everyone so bad. He just gets out of almost every situation with backward jumping and 360 jumping 😭😭
That's his special ability frfr
a great philosopher once said:
” here in parkour civilisation, no-one chooses to jump for the beef. it’s better to be safe and do the one-block jump for the chicken”.
wisdom
telling my entrepreneur dad this
Cannot let gang know I fw these