Google Translate Sings: "Thriller" by Michael Jackson

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  • @twistedtranslations
    @twistedtranslations  7 ปีที่แล้ว +4514

    It just makes the long Halloween themed innuendo that is Thriller so much more literal xD. Hope you enjoyed it!! I put out new videos every Wednesday/Thursday and some other random days so be sure to subscribe for more! :D HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!! xxMKR

    • @aoibheemilia9169
      @aoibheemilia9169 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Malinda Kathleen Reese great video💗💗

    • @user-dq7fl3xk3t
      @user-dq7fl3xk3t 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Malinda Kathleen Reese SAUCE

    • @shadowiviiv
      @shadowiviiv 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Malinda Kathleen Reese Happy Halloween too 🎃

    • @hales3007
      @hales3007 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I have been loving the sneak peek on patreon so much that o downloaded it to my phone so I can later put into my Spotify playlist lol I loved the video just as much

    • @bymaji
      @bymaji 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This was hilarious, as always! Great job Mindy! XD. ...I don't know why I just said that.

  • @nelliszabo2804
    @nelliszabo2804 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2644

    "Its funny the fact that we're dying"
    Yeah I think its hilarious
    "The animal is drunk"
    So are you, Google translate.

  • @twighlightmoon8163
    @twighlightmoon8163 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5701

    "Parents fear your face" best roast ever xD

    • @Oliver-gn2sp
      @Oliver-gn2sp 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Twighlightmoon looooooooooooooool true

    • @dontwannadie7634
      @dontwannadie7634 7 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      I'm gonna use that one

    • @bessieburnet9816
      @bessieburnet9816 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Flaming Gaming it gangarita

    • @justtherandomguy
      @justtherandomguy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Twilightmoon
      Yeh

    • @zyletta
      @zyletta 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It took you 2 years to get 1k likes. You’re welcome

  • @alpeolpa437
    @alpeolpa437 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1393

    "The fact that we are dying"
    "Because it is impossible to die"
    Choose one already, Google Translate

    • @vaiyt
      @vaiyt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      people die when they're killed

    • @wafllesyrup2615
      @wafllesyrup2615 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ya choose one google dont be weird

    • @AntonConstanti
      @AntonConstanti 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      it's the duality of life

    • @billkeithchannel
      @billkeithchannel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The faithful and righteous go on to eternal life while the wicked are cast into the lake of fire, which is the second death.
      Somehow G.T. got this biblical idiom.

    • @samlesserofficial
      @samlesserofficial 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Maybe we're all immortal..🙌

  • @LT_Foxfyre
    @LT_Foxfyre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2085

    "I will hug you!"
    *Literally ten seconds later*
    "I WILL SMITE YOU!"

    • @yoofs-
      @yoofs- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Oop-

    • @usndocdorman
      @usndocdorman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      lol

    • @paisleighyt6153
      @paisleighyt6153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      My two moods when talking to my friends:

    • @ioanaminescu1230
      @ioanaminescu1230 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Bipolar much

    • @Warrison_
      @Warrison_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yes...Hiw we feel after 10 seconds of talking to your friends

  • @anazak2363
    @anazak2363 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5094

    I love how Google turned this from
    Thriller- A song about zombies coming to kill you
    to
    Thriller- *The positive song about saving animals*

    • @Wehiremonkeys
      @Wehiremonkeys 7 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      Ana Zakidalskaya With a hint of erotica.

    • @lindsay4647
      @lindsay4647 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Ana Zakidalskaya How did you do that??

    • @Tzizenorec
      @Tzizenorec 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Lindsay Crosser *Asterisks*

    • @mandiimoo642
      @mandiimoo642 7 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      I always thought of it as a romantic song about watching a zombie movie.

    • @EsotericWizard
      @EsotericWizard 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂

  • @xeqinn
    @xeqinn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +619

    Friends: *Parents fear your face!*
    Me: *IT GANGGARITA!*

    • @jonathasmarques5725
      @jonathasmarques5725 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "Parents fear your face!" was told to Rosemary's baby.

    • @gachathyst7047
      @gachathyst7047 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jonathasmarques5725 this is an underrated comment

  • @kayxo_z5163
    @kayxo_z5163 7 ปีที่แล้ว +657

    "...It's funny!The fact that we are dying!"
    That got dark real quick

    • @narutochild5052
      @narutochild5052 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It did didn't it?

    • @spookykate9006
      @spookykate9006 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Enter doki doki refrence here

    • @reynhacoezy5510
      @reynhacoezy5510 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      FUCK NO

    • @sorashadow9775
      @sorashadow9775 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@reynhacoezy5510 But we can't leave them hanging

    • @hundred2949
      @hundred2949 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean that is pretty common now

  • @gabzwithazed
    @gabzwithazed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +679

    GT: “Hey, can I copy your homework?”
    Michael Jackson: “Yeah, sure. Make it look different so the teacher won’t notice.”
    The homework:

    • @davidalicea6705
      @davidalicea6705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Gt: okay I will change everything

    • @VioletNKisHere
      @VioletNKisHere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      GT: I will make it so different and random they won’t know I copied you

    • @galaxypat24
      @galaxypat24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Who is GT?

    • @VioletNKisHere
      @VioletNKisHere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@galaxypat24 Google Translate

    • @galaxypat24
      @galaxypat24 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@VioletNKisHere ok, thanks.

  • @aygian1176
    @aygian1176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2100

    "This is Wonderful, it's Funny"
    *"The fact that we are all dying."*
    I literally died laughing at this line.

    • @ceski3255
      @ceski3255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Enjoy dying funny! ;)

    • @kittredge_mae
      @kittredge_mae 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I see what you did there lol

    • @aygian1176
      @aygian1176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@kittredge_mae You're the only one who got what the joke was...

    • @phrogsitter9414
      @phrogsitter9414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I get it.

    • @ninprestendo5193
      @ninprestendo5193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      rip

  • @brendamastrangelo9320
    @brendamastrangelo9320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2020

    This appears to be a debate between a pesssimistic hippie and an optimistic hippie.

    • @Xeraghusta
      @Xeraghusta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      this comment was the one to do it, to throw me into a 4 minute laughing fit. thank you.

    • @idoyoutube2019
      @idoyoutube2019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      i translated this comment:
      Apparently, this expectation is the contrast between chairs and chairs.

    • @elitegirl289
      @elitegirl289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yup

    • @peptheforeversuperiorbeing3000
      @peptheforeversuperiorbeing3000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      im choking on my muffin help me

    • @sken9280
      @sken9280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@idoyoutube2019 lmfaooooo

  • @werewolftitan9038
    @werewolftitan9038 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1124

    "this is wonderful it's funny"
    "the fact that we are all dying"
    OMG MY SIDES HELP. ME HAHAHAHAHA

    • @coolvideomagic
      @coolvideomagic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      *HAPPINESS IS BAD*

    • @rawasrandomchannel9729
      @rawasrandomchannel9729 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Total Lil

    • @anteros__
      @anteros__ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Total Lil90 i burst out laughing when i heard this. 😂

    • @dinoc101
      @dinoc101 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      But it's impossible to die. Illuminati confirmed!

    • @albond
      @albond 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rawas Random Channel Don't spam.

  • @The.Weird.Swiftie.11
    @The.Weird.Swiftie.11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +490

    I love how she is just going to teach you about animal cruelty and then it’s practically like one of the students in the classroom just pops up because he doesn’t wanna learn and just yells SUPERDITA

    • @IntrepidScripting
      @IntrepidScripting 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Love that people still watch her 3 years later it’s just too cringe it’s amazingly and surprisingly good cause it’s random

    • @glasscardproductions4736
      @glasscardproductions4736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Is 'Superdita' an actual word? It's not showing up with a translation in Google, so I think it might just be Google nonsense, but I'm not sure?

    • @ivanortegavergara838
      @ivanortegavergara838 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@glasscardproductions4736 It's not

    • @golden6209
      @golden6209 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ivanortegavergara838 Neither is "Ganggarita"

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@IntrepidScripting I still regularly quote these videos and I’ve seen (most of the ones I quote from) first years ago 😭 it’s funny to rewatch haha

  • @DestinyPizzileo
    @DestinyPizzileo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +882

    "I will hug you!"
    _10 seconds later... no, really, exactly 10, I checked._
    "I WILL SMITE YOU!"

  • @sealth8872
    @sealth8872 5 ปีที่แล้ว +668

    “And realize there’s nowhere left to run.”
    *PopCOrN*

    • @DestinyPizzileo
      @DestinyPizzileo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      YOU CANNOT RUN FROM THE P O P C O R N .

    • @user-dw6zg5fc5t
      @user-dw6zg5fc5t 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      *Y E A H Y O U C A N N O T R U N F R O M P O P C O R N*

    • @davincent98
      @davincent98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      "I KNOW YOU'RE HERE, MICHAEL, I CAN SMELL YOUR DAMN POPCORN!"
      - The Rock

    • @chsinger96
      @chsinger96 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But how the hell😂

    • @veggiet2009
      @veggiet2009 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was very happy about these fabrics....

  • @fredarok579
    @fredarok579 6 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    I like that "The foulest stench" translated to "The CEO".

    • @hundred2949
      @hundred2949 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Sounds about right

    • @soul23110
      @soul23110 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Makes sense

  • @puppetstudiosstudios
    @puppetstudiosstudios 3 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    When Thriller is translated it turns into a song conflicted between being happy, terrifying, or oddly animal-friendly.

    • @AlechiaTheWitch
      @AlechiaTheWitch ปีที่แล้ว

      and weirdly horny somehow

    • @genemutant
      @genemutant ปีที่แล้ว +2

      on the window
      Good to see you again!
      He came home
      Blood on the carpet.
      he got under the table.
      I know I can't.
      I entered the room
      He cares about people
      That's the end
      So what do you want to do?
      you are beautiful
      Forty brothers
      So what do you want to do?
      you are beautiful
      you don't know
      So what do you want to do?
      you are beautiful
      Forty brothers
      So what do you want to do?
      you are beautiful
      you don't know
      So what do you want to do?
      you don't know
      There is a warning on the window.
      He may have a younger brother.
      the house
      Blood on the carpet.
      I entered the room
      I want to fight you
      Same to you.
      Now?
      you are beautiful
      No problem.
      Do you want to advertise?
      They hurt their oppressors.

  • @Phentari
    @Phentari 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1527

    I absolutely love the fact that "the foulest stench" translated to "the CEO."

    • @jakelover1731
      @jakelover1731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Google Translate is Bernie Sanders confirmed.

    • @anaconda9903
      @anaconda9903 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      why do you love it when it just translates to a synonym? it isn't that exciting....

    • @heyjude6680
      @heyjude6680 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      we all knew that tho

    • @rkivelover
      @rkivelover 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lmao same

    • @John_Weiss
      @John_Weiss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Well, most CEOs are full of sh◆t, so…

  • @casey7817
    @casey7817 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2154

    "The darkness is a kitten"
    "Parents fear your face"
    "Popcorn"
    "In killer Romania"
    "Wowie night"
    "Blackberry Blueberry"

  • @dannybuckle3763
    @dannybuckle3763 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4444

    The Plot: A forty year old lesbian musician named Keren finds out that she is going to die due to prolonged exposure to a highly toxic pesticide, and in shock ends up splitting into two different personalities; one being a dark and depressing conspiracy theorist (who believes that she is a space terrorist who is meant to meet a spirit shaped like a condom that is supposed to enter her via her eye and go in her spacecraft/fridge), one light, happy and socially active (particularly in animal and women's rights); both utterly insane. She ends up being scarred by a serial killer while on tour in Romania, and not long afterwards her parents disown her out of fear and disgust. Her dark side starts collecting berries for the "trip back home", while her light side says "screw it" and goes onto release the animals from the nearby zoo. Chaos ensues as the dark side of her makes the animals drunk and lets them loose into the city in the middle of a snowstorm (the light side was just going to transport them to the wild again), and in the end the animals are put down, and Keren is put in an asylum where she rambles on about how she'll smite us, is fed only cake and popcorn, and has delusions about solar-powered playful kittens that embody darkness, vengeful pine trees, naked men and fancily-dressed corpses, along with many other things that are best left unsaid.

    • @iguessyt1787
      @iguessyt1787 7 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      Danny Buckle this needs more likes

    • @lisyaorancrazed
      @lisyaorancrazed 7 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      ok what what about the killer

    • @jakespacepiratee3740
      @jakespacepiratee3740 7 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      This is perfect, it works so well! I will hug you! *I will smite you!!*

    • @rainydaylady6596
      @rainydaylady6596 7 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Danny Buckle But who's the CEO? Lol

    • @kaickf.r.goncalves2846
      @kaickf.r.goncalves2846 7 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      Honestly, I would totally watch a movie about this.

  • @oyun_doktoru1236
    @oyun_doktoru1236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    0:41
    Michael Jackson: "Under The Moonlight."
    Google Translate: "In the sun."
    1:43
    Michael Jackson: "You close your eyes."
    Google Translate: "Open your eyes."
    2:00 3:33
    Michael Jackson: "'Cause this is a thriller, thriller night."
    Google Translate: "It is a beautiful and beautiful day."
    2:49
    Michael Jackson: "They will possess you."
    Google Translate: "Be yourself."
    4:40
    Michael Jackson: "For no mere mortal can resist."
    Google Translate: "Because it is impossible to die."

  • @xxgamergirlxx849
    @xxgamergirlxx849 5 ปีที่แล้ว +759

    Lyric: “Under the moonlight”
    Google: *”In the sun”*

    • @GuitarGuy057
      @GuitarGuy057 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Well, moonlight is sunlight, if you want to get specific.

    • @jeohranalfhir8366
      @jeohranalfhir8366 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@GuitarGuy057 😳😳😳

    • @GuitarGuy057
      @GuitarGuy057 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@jeohranalfhir8366
      Use your big boy words. I do not speak hieroglyphics.

    • @Cupcakkes2girlsand1cup
      @Cupcakkes2girlsand1cup 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@GuitarGuy057 r/woosh jkjkjk

    • @GuitarGuy057
      @GuitarGuy057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Cupcakkes2girlsand1cup Woosh would imply you're being smarter than me.
      This is incorrect.

  • @mandarynka1234321
    @mandarynka1234321 7 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    - Sing about happiness
    - Say that happiness it's bad in the end
    It's very deep, google translate, I'm ur fan.

  • @maddestmewmew
    @maddestmewmew 7 ปีที่แล้ว +653

    This song in two words:
    Bipolar vegan.

    • @kevinbrough6434
      @kevinbrough6434 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      This comment in two words:
      Very underrated

    • @Darkcyndermaya
      @Darkcyndermaya 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This is true

    • @arvinroidoatienza7082
      @arvinroidoatienza7082 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This is why you should eat some meat sometimes.

    • @macm.3889
      @macm.3889 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I actually know a bipolar vegan and this is actually not completely inaccurate?

    • @eli-yn5vt
      @eli-yn5vt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ikr

  • @sarahkwast1250
    @sarahkwast1250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    "I will hug you" is truly a line that can be both delightful or terrifying these days!

  • @genesisishere5
    @genesisishere5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +495

    Pine trees cannot be avoided this time.
    Bill Cipher: *Sweats Nervously.*

    • @Jimz729
      @Jimz729 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      BILL CYPHER IS QUAKING

    • @Lego-Is-My-Passion
      @Lego-Is-My-Passion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      GRAVITY FALLS LIVES ON

    • @Jillei
      @Jillei 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      LOLOLOLOLOLOL IM DYING! THAT IS SO FUNNY!

    • @mallowanimationsyt4646
      @mallowanimationsyt4646 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      *gravity falls theme tune intensifies*

    • @CaptainB12
      @CaptainB12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Man he better call the axolotl

  • @szymonkutchin7651
    @szymonkutchin7651 7 ปีที่แล้ว +565

    This is the most bipolar song ever.

    • @Jaely12344
      @Jaely12344 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I wish I could 'Thumbs Up' this comment ten more times! I can't stop laughing!

    • @szymonkutchin7651
      @szymonkutchin7651 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jaely12344 truth be told, I didn't even know it had likes until I saw your comment, thank you for the update

    • @jpinturoradiator2382
      @jpinturoradiator2382 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      i was bored so i translated your comment into many different languajes and this is the result:
      This is the greatest story in history

    • @szymonkutchin7651
      @szymonkutchin7651 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jpinturo radiator23 sounds about right

    • @Jaely12344
      @Jaely12344 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Glad I could help! :) Yeah Comments have Likes, just as the Videos do. The more likes a comment has, the longer it stays at the top of the comment pile. (Unless it Highlighted by the one that owns the channel. I guess then it will stay at the top anyway.) So, If anyone Likes something, just press the THUMBS UP. that's right under the comment; to show you like what they wrote! And don't forget to give Malinda a THUMBS UP on her Videos. They are just awesome and highly deserves all the THUMBS UP we can give her!

  • @FuzzyStripetail
    @FuzzyStripetail 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2217

    So, Thriller actually centers around 40-year-old Keren's beautiful day pleasuring the Grizzly Goose in the unavoidable pines while eating lots of popcorn.

    • @JyoNaythan
      @JyoNaythan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      You left out the fact that pines are alien.

    • @lindenw1559
      @lindenw1559 7 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Yes. Yes indeed. But also space terrorists and all of us dying

    • @lindenw1559
      @lindenw1559 7 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Also drunk animals... that too

    • @Scarlett-Hofferson
      @Scarlett-Hofferson 7 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Minecraft Maniacs but its impossible to die so... how does that work? XD

    • @lindenw1559
      @lindenw1559 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Oh..... riiiiiiiighhhht...... uhhhhm

  • @nyxthedragon225
    @nyxthedragon225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +564

    so, I get that this is supposed to be a funny channel, but can we all just take a second to realize how beautiful her voice is?!

    • @agunthner9775
      @agunthner9775 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I know, i wouldn't mind paying to see her at a concert!

    • @techoutsider5631
      @techoutsider5631 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      And how she switches from being goth to badass to wholesome in moments

    • @dragonsaway9710
      @dragonsaway9710 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      pfft seems I'm back

    • @MA5HAP
      @MA5HAP 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "happiness is bad"!

    • @opheliaklemetson1846
      @opheliaklemetson1846 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She has another, more serious account

  • @mimioang3890
    @mimioang3890 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1074

    I love how Google is like this song is dark but then all of a sudden changes its mind so it made the song happy lol

  • @fjakjcwjcjjwjcch
    @fjakjcwjcjjwjcch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +599

    "Pine trees can not be avoided this time".
    Where I live, very true, Translate.

    • @ArtisticSin
      @ArtisticSin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sophia Patterson I would die I’m allergic to them

    • @MacTechG4
      @MacTechG4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Especially when you live in the Pine Tree State like me... they’re *EVERYWHERE!*

    • @ArtisticSin
      @ArtisticSin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      MacTechG4 I live in Pennsylvania I'm dying every year

    • @IronycheinPain
      @IronycheinPain 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same here

    • @gamingcookiereal
      @gamingcookiereal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      pine trees can not be avoided any time where i live either

  • @the360pugscopewbroantor5
    @the360pugscopewbroantor5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    her: death
    google: happy
    her: happy
    Google: death it is

  • @laurenismeme
    @laurenismeme 4 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    This song is a teenager trying to get out of their goth phase 😂

    • @maymation
      @maymation 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I didn’t come here for you to call me out but ok 😂😂😂😂

    • @pupperssong4778
      @pupperssong4778 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Me being a teenager that's not in a goth phase: 👁👄👁

    • @_-onidaacca-_9371
      @_-onidaacca-_9371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@pupperssong4778 Me being a teenager in a Mario phase:

    • @datjasminecat
      @datjasminecat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@_-onidaacca-_9371 this was me before and this is still true

  • @bluestorm9875
    @bluestorm9875 5 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    "The darkness is a kitten"
    Never knew someone wrote a song about my little orange demon of a cat.

    • @ceski3255
      @ceski3255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Your cat isn't orange anymore.

    • @supersaturn4742
      @supersaturn4742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ceski3255 its lemon. *And my sense of humor is perfect.*

    • @ceski3255
      @ceski3255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@supersaturn4742 How can a lemon be so dark? ;-;

    • @ceski3255
      @ceski3255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@supersaturn4742 It's just a lemon.

    • @GumSkyloard
      @GumSkyloard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I eat, Jon, it's what I do.

  • @APoliticalConfusionAndMess
    @APoliticalConfusionAndMess 5 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    “The song can't decide if it wants to be scary or delightful.” Very me.

  • @teresaromanelli5174
    @teresaromanelli5174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +713

    *Best lines:*
    "The darkness is a kitten"
    "Parents fear your face"
    "It's fun, great joy, and no one cares about the wild animals"
    "There are pesticides tonight"
    "Popcorn"
    "To hear about animal cruelty"
    "It's fun, great joy, now you have to fight for your life tomorrow"
    "Pine trees can not be avoided this time"
    "I will hug you...I will smite you"
    "I allowed you to play on the eye"
    "He is sitting naked"
    "The animal is drunk"
    "Keren is forty years old"
    "Your body will spit, because it is impossible to die"
    "Happiness is bad"
    *And my all-time favorite:*
    "This is wonderful, it's funny, the fact that we are all dying"

    • @SnazzySMM
      @SnazzySMM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      cake cut near the heart cry
      it gangarita!

    • @SnazzySMM
      @SnazzySMM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      BLACKBERRY BLUEBERRY

    • @amyjones7023
      @amyjones7023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The animal is DRUNK

    • @evodioserrato5595
      @evodioserrato5595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LOL

    • @conlon4332
      @conlon4332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      3:37 Women can do it with pleasure ('cause we don't need no men).

  • @etherealxeden
    @etherealxeden 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Keren is 40 years old
    Me: at forty, she still waits for the manager

    • @singingofsilver
      @singingofsilver 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      She’s been waiting there since she was 20

    • @iceypoppyy
      @iceypoppyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@singingofsilver The restaurant was already burned down by the society of Karens by then

    • @TheBanjoDuck
      @TheBanjoDuck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's been 80 long years

    • @etherealxeden
      @etherealxeden 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      and still, she waits

  • @kimhenson1631
    @kimhenson1631 6 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    “Parents fear your FACE!”
    Well- um that was deep and got straight to the point

  • @amandahealey2216
    @amandahealey2216 5 ปีที่แล้ว +875

    It sounds like an argument between a pessimistic goth and an overexcited cheerleader or hippie (I can't decide which)

    • @dastvan8002
      @dastvan8002 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      So a Drow elf and a Wood elf...

    • @taistingtheair1368
      @taistingtheair1368 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I'd go with a cheerleader with personality conflicts, teen fever and political correctness.

    • @8888BALL
      @8888BALL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Why can’t it be a cheerleader hippie?

    • @occasionallycorrect3150
      @occasionallycorrect3150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Enemies to friends to lovers au

    • @lunastone8330
      @lunastone8330 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yes. The hippie loves animals and the goth is like so literal

  • @Predaking4ever
    @Predaking4ever 6 ปีที่แล้ว +785

    Original: you close your eyes
    Translate: open your eyes
    Me: Wtf???

    • @Jaguarstudios8379
      @Jaguarstudios8379 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Exactly

    • @ah2972
      @ah2972 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Also, in the moonlight is in the sun ☀️ what

    • @kentavirus2100
      @kentavirus2100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      this is thriller, thriller night turned into it's a beautiful and beautiful day

    • @curiousgirl7523
      @curiousgirl7523 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂🤣

    • @morimori7456
      @morimori7456 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      my social anxiety

  • @joekozlowski5393
    @joekozlowski5393 4 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    ‘Then enter the condom’s eye into the body’
    Am I the only one who lost it at that. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @shabnamrafique3638
      @shabnamrafique3638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      yes

    • @artisticalex1206
      @artisticalex1206 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      No I did too because it makes no sense lol 😂😂

    • @ducksarecooi
      @ducksarecooi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      uhhhh, did anybody else think of something else?

    • @sadgirl_xxx_powpow
      @sadgirl_xxx_powpow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      C,,,
      CONDOMS HAVE EYES?!

    • @pvt.potato1943
      @pvt.potato1943 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@artisticalex1206 condoms get slipped on a dude's [REDACTED] and goes inside a woman's [REDACTED] when the man has and an [REDACTED] but the condom prevents the [REDACTED] from impregnating the women

  • @TAST3SOUR
    @TAST3SOUR 6 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    Why do i think this was created by twin sisters who are complete opposites and are arguing through song

  • @ingeborg-anne
    @ingeborg-anne 7 ปีที่แล้ว +874

    Oh dear. I love how Google Translate is trying to cheer up the situation :D

    • @lisagna7234
      @lisagna7234 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      INGY

    • @mayajoy7248
      @mayajoy7248 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      It's like that one friend who tries to stay positive despite everything crumbling around them. 😂😂

    • @Jaely12344
      @Jaely12344 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think this was in reference to half of the piece that Was 'cheerful' in nature. The other half was rather morose.

  • @Eo-bo6sf
    @Eo-bo6sf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1662

    “Something 40 years old, a girl”
    Later
    “Keren is 40 years old”
    Ah

    • @seantheshimp5296
      @seantheshimp5296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Luna this definitely means Karens are probably forty years old

    • @brianb8060
      @brianb8060 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Hey. Don't blame MY generation. I blame the boomers.😜

    • @baileyryan6958
      @baileyryan6958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      2:08 "A 40-year old girl would kick your ass!"

    • @leoyori9829
      @leoyori9829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@seantheshimp5296 don’t say their name aloud. They’re coming! Don’t let them speak to my non existent manager!

    • @redforest9269
      @redforest9269 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@baileyryan6958 I thought she said, "A 40-year old girl would be ridiculous." lol

  • @mikejones9080
    @mikejones9080 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Your facial expressions absolutely slay me. In addition to being a phenomenal singer, you're an amazing actress as well.

  • @IviDraws0
    @IviDraws0 6 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    *the musical intrument is even more serious than your performance*
    welp
    ya did it!

  • @courtneylewis2415
    @courtneylewis2415 7 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    The funniest thing about half of these is Google somehow manages to get the opposite meaning of most of the sentences ahahaha

    • @thekat2784
      @thekat2784 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      :DDDD

    • @lullabysoda
      @lullabysoda 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Courtney Thomson i was wandering if i was the only one who noticed

    • @lizzyserf
      @lizzyserf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      They posses you > be yourself
      Thriller, thriller night > beautiful, and beautiful day
      you close your eyes > open your eyes
      under the moonlight > in the sun
      the midnight hour is close at hand > the sun is playing
      And then theres the weird ones
      Basically 3:57 to the end

    • @valentina3075
      @valentina3075 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      exactly!!!

    • @ValerioRhys
      @ValerioRhys 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Courtney Thomson Google Translate can process syntax, but semantics are difficult, especially sentences without context, so the algorithms will find the nearest counterpart instead.

  • @KostisPlayz
    @KostisPlayz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +517

    Emo Google Translate: *Happiness is evil!*
    Sunshine Google Translate: It's a beautiful, *BEAUTIFUL DAYYYY*

    • @PxPtheBook
      @PxPtheBook 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's very inaccurate to even itself.

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      BiPolar Translate

    • @billkeithchannel
      @billkeithchannel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      OK now I want to hear a G.T. version of _Sunshine Day_ from *The Brady Kids*

    • @Andromeda823
      @Andromeda823 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That weird obsession over geese and uterus XD

  • @lilytherose3214
    @lilytherose3214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "Gimme a hug"
    "I will smile you"
    Well that escelated quickly.

  • @MasterAnakinSkyWalker
    @MasterAnakinSkyWalker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    Thriller: "And hope that this is just imagination, girl."
    Google translate: "And think about a girl who is thinking."

    • @jayamilapersson4030
      @jayamilapersson4030 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      We should all think about women that are thinking.

    • @spleenscheems9547
      @spleenscheems9547 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Eh, close enough.

    • @afsheensuleman5016
      @afsheensuleman5016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I will smite you.
      Am I the only one who thought of the trials of Apollo?

    • @werul
      @werul 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      about a *woman* who is thinking.*

  • @solveigdiriksdottir2689
    @solveigdiriksdottir2689 6 ปีที่แล้ว +689

    Happiness is BAD.
    -Google Translate

    • @ArtisticSin
      @ArtisticSin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      sólveig Diðriksdóttir happiness is also the opposite of depression and bad is the opposite of good by the transitive property depression is good

    • @Nezumi99
      @Nezumi99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Didn't know my depression is google translate lol

    • @GenderWoman666
      @GenderWoman666 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Look at Polish priest Natanek XDDD

    • @the_randomizer989
      @the_randomizer989 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao

    • @k-popfan7758
      @k-popfan7758 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me in 3 words.

  • @ArtsyAustin
    @ArtsyAustin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +654

    "Then enter the condom's eye into the body" *W H A T*

  • @mudkip4615
    @mudkip4615 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "Parents fear your face."
    A face not even a mother could love.

  • @pineappolys3630
    @pineappolys3630 7 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    “THIS IS WONDERFUL
    IT IS FUNNY
    THE FACT THAT WE ARE DYING”
    literally my morbid humor summed up

  • @very_zoe
    @very_zoe 7 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    "This is the CEO in the air"
    Now picturing my boss in the air

    • @thewatermelonmilksquishies5626
      @thewatermelonmilksquishies5626 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Zoé Clos lololololololololololololololololololollololololololololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

    • @grasshopperchick374
      @grasshopperchick374 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Zoé Clos don’t forget the lasers gliding on cats.

  • @HiperPivociarz
    @HiperPivociarz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    This is basically: A very optimistic sister, trying to cheer up her emo, ecologic sister

  • @chespin3930
    @chespin3930 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "This is wonderful, it's funny"
    *"The fact that we are dying"*

    • @chespin3930
      @chespin3930 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      also: "it is a beautiful beautiful day"
      definently is, and no birds are singing and no flowers are blooming this time.

    • @chespin3930
      @chespin3930 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ok one more: "the animal is drunk"
      are you sure *the animal* is?

  • @bertadellasala3258
    @bertadellasala3258 5 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    "He is sitting naked!" "BLACKBERRY, BLUEBERRY... the sun was PLAYING.... the animal is DRUNK" BRO this was amazing LOL

  • @zosiabadaczewska8013
    @zosiabadaczewska8013 5 ปีที่แล้ว +608

    Thiller: you close your eyes
    Google translate: open your eyes
    Logic

    • @Art_emis___
      @Art_emis___ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Zosia Badaczewska yus

    • @YavorDMaple
      @YavorDMaple 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Thriller: “hiding under the moonlight”
      Google translate: “hiding under the sunlight”

    • @dougbennett8592
      @dougbennett8592 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Google logic!

    • @smd0512
      @smd0512 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *LoGiC*

    • @billkeithchannel
      @billkeithchannel 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The G.T. A.I. just got done watching _Eyes Wide Shut_ and let that affect her.

  • @vi9486
    @vi9486 7 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    "Open your eyes and think about a woman who is thinking" google translate 2k17

  • @WolfBitesAndSleepyGraves
    @WolfBitesAndSleepyGraves 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "pine trees cannot be avoided this time"
    Dipper Pines has entered the chat

  • @riverfloukru9301
    @riverfloukru9301 7 ปีที่แล้ว +445

    Huh, night is translated into day, so Google Translate tells me that there is no night, only days... I'm gonna use that as an excuse next time my mom scolds me for being up at night

  • @randomperson9444
    @randomperson9444 5 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    Original: Darkness falls across the land
    Translated: Blackberry Blueberry

    • @thesarayahsis
      @thesarayahsis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Random Giraffe 😂😂

    • @yurivillanueva9337
      @yurivillanueva9337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The sun was playing

    • @jentonlarry3619
      @jentonlarry3619 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@yurivillanueva9337 The animal is drunk

    • @catfish1616
      @catfish1616 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@jentonlarry3619 to form a space terrorist,and how are you ?😀

    • @jentonlarry3619
      @jentonlarry3619 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@catfish1616 The spirit did not come!
      Seeing eye dogs before...

  • @nikolanahirni5093
    @nikolanahirni5093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    3:16 "The fact that we are dying"
    4:40 "Because it is impossible to die"
    Genius, Malinda

    • @ceski3255
      @ceski3255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was gonna comment that, but I forgot what line it was.

  • @5629-w8r
    @5629-w8r 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    “Now you have to fight for your life tomorrow”
    caught me off guard completely LMAO

  • @BillsravingrantBlogspot
    @BillsravingrantBlogspot 7 ปีที่แล้ว +486

    I laughed, I cried, I nearly died... too funny, thank you!

  • @enriquewood4699
    @enriquewood4699 7 ปีที่แล้ว +647

    Michael Jackson : And realize there's nowhere left to run
    Google translate : popcorn
    OML I CANT

    • @greywolfember5296
      @greywolfember5296 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Well of course it's completely logical! And realize - pop - nowhere left to - co - run - rn -
      because that's how translating works

    • @CmdrWinters
      @CmdrWinters 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Google Translate just had to throw that MJ meme in there somewhere

    • @milai_25
      @milai_25 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Because that's what MJ did in the video

    • @bearowl4101
      @bearowl4101 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      In conclusion, Google Translate is sadistic as hell. It's just here for the schadenfreude.

    • @emiate
      @emiate 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Enrique Wood 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @barbaro267
    @barbaro267 7 ปีที่แล้ว +527

    Can't tell if the tone is positive or if there is a hidden darkness in the happy lyrics. "I will smite you" sounded like fightin' words to me!!

    • @reverdyabuyen
      @reverdyabuyen 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      She's right. The song can't decide whether to be dark, happy or just plain informative about death and saving animals. XD

    • @lmpossibieeunoia9910
      @lmpossibieeunoia9910 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Don't worry, it's just the rough draft of the song.

    • @thema1998
      @thema1998 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      barbaro267 The song is just so random.

    • @Matilda-u5n
      @Matilda-u5n 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OMG! a Merlin fan! Hello!!!

    • @barbaro267
      @barbaro267 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hello fellow Merlin fan!! :D

  • @NOPE-NOOOOO1110
    @NOPE-NOOOOO1110 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    “The darkness is a kitten”
    *that explains those glowing creepy eyes that I see in the middle of the night when I get a drink*

  • @maddiebug06vlogsandcons18
    @maddiebug06vlogsandcons18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    My father is a HUGE horror movie fan, so one day as we were playing monopoly I started playing the song, he turned to me and gave a glare which make me die laughing

    • @saskia4219
      @saskia4219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I translated your comment:
      "My father was very interested in cinema. One day when I was playing a big event, I started making music. He turned around and gave me a video clip "

    • @maddiebug06vlogsandcons18
      @maddiebug06vlogsandcons18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@saskia4219 omgggg

    • @fogtheghost
      @fogtheghost 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@saskia4219 "My dad loves movies and expects him to play the day I start singing, so I don't want his heart laughing at me."

    • @ajd508a
      @ajd508a 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@fogtheghost "My dad loves movies and expects me to play the day he starts singing, so his heart doesn't want to make me laugh."

    • @ArtedaZeia
      @ArtedaZeia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@ajd508a My father likes to play movies, looks for men and women and doesn't laugh.

  • @faithcael5703
    @faithcael5703 6 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    Malinda, 4:43, "Happiness is Bad"
    Remember Kids, Happiness is Bad

    • @ArtisticSin
      @ArtisticSin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shateen happiness is also the opposite of depression and bad is the opposite of good by the transitive property depression is good

  • @loovex.1
    @loovex.1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    "This is wonderful, it's funny the fact that we are dying"
    Oh god, I can't stop laughing xD

  • @89robinj
    @89robinj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "You have to fight for ur life tomorrow"
    Tomorrow is Monday

  • @shanewolf8096
    @shanewolf8096 5 ปีที่แล้ว +529

    “The darkness.. is a kitten”
    I wanna be with darkness now, bye!

    • @sakurafan771
      @sakurafan771 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      *sings* Hello~Darkness my old friend.
      I've come to talk with you again.

    • @APoliticalConfusionAndMess
      @APoliticalConfusionAndMess 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@sakurafan771 Because a vision softly creeping left its seeds while I was sleeping...

    • @tyffani9931
      @tyffani9931 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But the witch Thiana Gian seems to be a nice sky.

    • @japanpanda2179
      @japanpanda2179 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I mean she missed the opportunity to use this kitten 2.bp.blogspot.com/-aXAOahDaETY/UfLx7LO-OtI/AAAAAAAAEjU/MPHSz3YBOI0/s640/Cute+Black+Cat+Wallpaper+6.jpg

    • @eclecticdog2k901
      @eclecticdog2k901 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hey, dark, hi!

  • @AshuMandave
    @AshuMandave 6 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    This whole video is basically: Morning Person VS. Not a Morning Person 😂😂😂❤👌

    • @amycatherine6731
      @amycatherine6731 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's even funnier when you think about it that way lol :)

  • @jennamomenna5750
    @jennamomenna5750 7 ปีที่แล้ว +610

    Happiness is bad.

    • @JenamDrag0n
      @JenamDrag0n 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lol, well, I must have been living my life all wrong before now.

    • @halfnwhole751
      @halfnwhole751 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      deeeeeeeep

    • @Lady_in_Yearning
      @Lady_in_Yearning 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ...mkay?

    • @emmap-9150
      @emmap-9150 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't know if you know Just Between Us (if you don't go check them out, they're awesome), but this sentence makes me think of Allison SO MUCH.

    • @artsridley
      @artsridley 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Blueberry. Blackberry.

  • @petermcnamara5347
    @petermcnamara5347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    everyone: *Hears "thriller"*
    Google translate: Imma half-end this man's career

  • @sabrinakirchner242
    @sabrinakirchner242 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1016

    Original-“and realize there is nowhere left to run”
    Google Translate-“Popcorn”
    Me-😂😂😂what?😂😂🤣😂😂how?😂😂🤣😂😂

    • @zeynepylmazturk325
      @zeynepylmazturk325 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Was thinking the same... 🤣

    • @elessal
      @elessal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      it had to squish the popcorn meme in somehow. the programmers have their priorities straight.

    • @MrsSetsuna101
      @MrsSetsuna101 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@elessal Damn right we do 😂😂😂

    • @lunahetfield
      @lunahetfield 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sabrina Kirchner popcorn

    • @30ratsstackedinatrenchcoat91
      @30ratsstackedinatrenchcoat91 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Just.. when you have no where to run, just eat popcorn to be safe.....?
      Idfk

  • @elliebrashear1577
    @elliebrashear1577 7 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    the darkness is a kitten..
    are u a dark song or a adorable song

  • @justsomerandomperson
    @justsomerandomperson 6 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    “This is wonderful, it’s funny”
    “The fact that we are all dying”
    That turned dark in a matter of minutes 😂😂

  • @TheSolarisCorp
    @TheSolarisCorp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Oh man. I have just discovered your videos for the first time after along and difficult week at work. I'm not sure if it's my exhausted mind and body but I have been suffocating on laughter for the past hour and a half watching your stuff.
    This idea is ingenious. You have such a smooth way of pulling this off and I really just wanted to say thank you. I've not laughed this hard in months.

    • @cubicfee
      @cubicfee 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      She really is THAT good!

  • @Sophies09Mommy
    @Sophies09Mommy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    I love how Google turned "Under the moonlight" into "In the sun"

  • @highwizardgayass4780
    @highwizardgayass4780 7 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    "This is wonderful! It's funny!"
    "The fact that we are dying!"
    Um... Do you need help?

    • @ameliaunbound6052
      @ameliaunbound6052 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      "The fact that we are dying" was my contribute to the song plus i am getting over a cold so i was dying more than normal lol.

  • @miryasweetapple
    @miryasweetapple 5 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    "There's demons closing in on every side"
    = "By the toaster"
    What? .-.)

    • @k-popfan7758
      @k-popfan7758 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The demons hang around the toaster i guess...

    • @nshea3286
      @nshea3286 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Demons snack on pop tarts. Gotta keep their energy up in case of a fortuitous possession.

    • @edslushie570
      @edslushie570 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This may sound crazy, but I have a theory: Demons live in Hell, Hell is associated with fire, fire is hot, and what device heats things from the sides? The toaster. Coincidence?

    • @k-popfan7758
      @k-popfan7758 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@edslushie570 you are the new Albert Einstein.

    • @billkeithchannel
      @billkeithchannel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Think of what that poor defenseless slice of bread is thinking. It is being held in place and tortured to death by hot coils.

  • @medicmist
    @medicmist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Therapist: All dreams have a meaning
    My dreams:

  • @4yza
    @4yza 5 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    “Wonder if you’ll ever see the sun”
    “Enjoy being sunny in the day!”
    *oH hOW ThE taBLes HaVE tURnEd*

    • @emmacovington2558
      @emmacovington2558 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh how the tables have tabled!

    • @fouryou2887
      @fouryou2887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh how the turntables...

  • @machka310
    @machka310 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1258

    3:13 is my friends being positive and me ruining it

    • @guilhermeshiba3135
      @guilhermeshiba3135 7 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      You're a terrible friend.

    • @machka310
      @machka310 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Guilherme Chato I know right

    • @emiate
      @emiate 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Muffin Cat YUS 😂😂

    • @BlackDragon-jx4dz
      @BlackDragon-jx4dz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      "This is wonderful, it's funny
      "The fact that we are dying"

    • @Flufflezot
      @Flufflezot 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Muffin Cat Then you're definitely like my brother. Lol

  • @christianabd5806
    @christianabd5806 7 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    4:08 I'm fine thanks for asking

  • @amberwashere8690
    @amberwashere8690 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "I will hug you!"
    "I will smite you!"
    this is why i have trust issues

  • @CeruleanSeal
    @CeruleanSeal 7 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    I work at a grocery store and often get positioned to restock the frozens, so every time I'm restocking the frozen blackberries and blueberries all i can think about is this song and it takes all my strength not to burst into laughter in the middle of the store at "enter the condom's eye into the body"
    You have blessed and cursed me all at once Malinda.

  • @aribanelli3685
    @aribanelli3685 7 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    The foulest stench is in the air=This is the CEO in the air
    Oh.. OH... OH BABY GET ROASTED!

    • @wolfgang7812
      @wolfgang7812 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A Ribanelli 🤣🤣🤣🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

  • @wybie2529
    @wybie2529 5 ปีที่แล้ว +438

    "I will hug you!"
    "I will smite you!"
    Misleading, Google Translate.

    • @sen1684
      @sen1684 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think this is PMS.

    • @leoyori9829
      @leoyori9829 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fátima Almeida or pregnancy

    • @8888BALL
      @8888BALL 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m getting very mixed signals

    • @qwqwo3038
      @qwqwo3038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bipolar

    • @s_r-d2n
      @s_r-d2n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well technically it was the evil character that is really cheesed off that everyone else is joyful

  • @teeahtee387
    @teeahtee387 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    “And you realize there’s nowhere left to run”
    Google Translate: *p o p c o r n*

  • @terrorism5370
    @terrorism5370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    "In killer in Romania"
    Me: *realises i live in Romania*

    • @flyingturtle.m.c2258
      @flyingturtle.m.c2258 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      R.I.P 😂

    • @Xargers
      @Xargers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Weeee439 BYE-------

    • @bobby13855
      @bobby13855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Offf se mai intanmpla

    • @ioanaminescu1230
      @ioanaminescu1230 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I do too. I can't see how Romania got translated and from what language...

  • @FluffyDoesStuff
    @FluffyDoesStuff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1898

    Regular: "There's demons closing in on every side"
    Translated: "BY THE TOASTER"
    toasters are demons confirmed

    • @gaygoblin3898
      @gaygoblin3898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Fluffy Does Stuff or demons are toasters

    • @yeetdoggo328
      @yeetdoggo328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lol 🤣

    • @ariwinkie3507
      @ariwinkie3507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I mean my toaster nearly blew up my house? Does 5hat count?

    • @aprilsweetness
      @aprilsweetness 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@ariwinkie3507 Yes it does.
      *5 h a t*

    • @ariwinkie3507
      @ariwinkie3507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@aprilsweetness ok, my keyboard is very small and I sometimes press a number insted of a letter

  • @robertl.2676
    @robertl.2676 7 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    “Happiness is bad”
    Gee... no wonder 2017 was a bad year in my life I’m too happy 😂

  • @itsirisii3901
    @itsirisii3901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The way she says, "Blackberry... Blueberry...."
    LOL

  • @nicholasrolo886
    @nicholasrolo886 4 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    "I'm here to educate you ab-"
    "SUPERDITA"

  • @kmitchell8323
    @kmitchell8323 5 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    "There is no chance against something forty years old, a girl" "Keren is 40 years old" Umm did they mean this???

    • @japanpanda2179
      @japanpanda2179 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Amazing.

    • @qwqwo3038
      @qwqwo3038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Karen will not stop

    • @paulosudbrackpsi
      @paulosudbrackpsi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      So the prophecy WAS true!

    • @kittycutemimikyuaxolotl4248
      @kittycutemimikyuaxolotl4248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      When i first watched this i thought the exact thing

    • @Teverell
      @Teverell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm only 39!! (And yes, my name really is Keren. With an 'e'. :D )

  • @mimichu9370
    @mimichu9370 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "The animal is drunk to form a space terrorist and how are you?" almost killed me but when she said "then enter the condoms eye into the body" I actually died lmaooo~(>▽<)