It just makes the long Halloween themed innuendo that is Thriller so much more literal xD. Hope you enjoyed it!! I put out new videos every Wednesday/Thursday and some other random days so be sure to subscribe for more! :D HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!! xxMKR
I have been loving the sneak peek on patreon so much that o downloaded it to my phone so I can later put into my Spotify playlist lol I loved the video just as much
The faithful and righteous go on to eternal life while the wicked are cast into the lake of fire, which is the second death. Somehow G.T. got this biblical idiom.
I love how she is just going to teach you about animal cruelty and then it’s practically like one of the students in the classroom just pops up because he doesn’t wanna learn and just yells SUPERDITA
on the window Good to see you again! He came home Blood on the carpet. he got under the table. I know I can't. I entered the room He cares about people That's the end So what do you want to do? you are beautiful Forty brothers So what do you want to do? you are beautiful you don't know So what do you want to do? you are beautiful Forty brothers So what do you want to do? you are beautiful you don't know So what do you want to do? you don't know There is a warning on the window. He may have a younger brother. the house Blood on the carpet. I entered the room I want to fight you Same to you. Now? you are beautiful No problem. Do you want to advertise? They hurt their oppressors.
The Plot: A forty year old lesbian musician named Keren finds out that she is going to die due to prolonged exposure to a highly toxic pesticide, and in shock ends up splitting into two different personalities; one being a dark and depressing conspiracy theorist (who believes that she is a space terrorist who is meant to meet a spirit shaped like a condom that is supposed to enter her via her eye and go in her spacecraft/fridge), one light, happy and socially active (particularly in animal and women's rights); both utterly insane. She ends up being scarred by a serial killer while on tour in Romania, and not long afterwards her parents disown her out of fear and disgust. Her dark side starts collecting berries for the "trip back home", while her light side says "screw it" and goes onto release the animals from the nearby zoo. Chaos ensues as the dark side of her makes the animals drunk and lets them loose into the city in the middle of a snowstorm (the light side was just going to transport them to the wild again), and in the end the animals are put down, and Keren is put in an asylum where she rambles on about how she'll smite us, is fed only cake and popcorn, and has delusions about solar-powered playful kittens that embody darkness, vengeful pine trees, naked men and fancily-dressed corpses, along with many other things that are best left unsaid.
0:41 Michael Jackson: "Under The Moonlight." Google Translate: "In the sun." 1:43 Michael Jackson: "You close your eyes." Google Translate: "Open your eyes." 2:003:33 Michael Jackson: "'Cause this is a thriller, thriller night." Google Translate: "It is a beautiful and beautiful day." 2:49 Michael Jackson: "They will possess you." Google Translate: "Be yourself." 4:40 Michael Jackson: "For no mere mortal can resist." Google Translate: "Because it is impossible to die."
Glad I could help! :) Yeah Comments have Likes, just as the Videos do. The more likes a comment has, the longer it stays at the top of the comment pile. (Unless it Highlighted by the one that owns the channel. I guess then it will stay at the top anyway.) So, If anyone Likes something, just press the THUMBS UP. that's right under the comment; to show you like what they wrote! And don't forget to give Malinda a THUMBS UP on her Videos. They are just awesome and highly deserves all the THUMBS UP we can give her!
So, Thriller actually centers around 40-year-old Keren's beautiful day pleasuring the Grizzly Goose in the unavoidable pines while eating lots of popcorn.
*Best lines:* "The darkness is a kitten" "Parents fear your face" "It's fun, great joy, and no one cares about the wild animals" "There are pesticides tonight" "Popcorn" "To hear about animal cruelty" "It's fun, great joy, now you have to fight for your life tomorrow" "Pine trees can not be avoided this time" "I will hug you...I will smite you" "I allowed you to play on the eye" "He is sitting naked" "The animal is drunk" "Keren is forty years old" "Your body will spit, because it is impossible to die" "Happiness is bad" *And my all-time favorite:* "This is wonderful, it's funny, the fact that we are all dying"
@@artisticalex1206 condoms get slipped on a dude's [REDACTED] and goes inside a woman's [REDACTED] when the man has and an [REDACTED] but the condom prevents the [REDACTED] from impregnating the women
They posses you > be yourself Thriller, thriller night > beautiful, and beautiful day you close your eyes > open your eyes under the moonlight > in the sun the midnight hour is close at hand > the sun is playing And then theres the weird ones Basically 3:57 to the end
Courtney Thomson Google Translate can process syntax, but semantics are difficult, especially sentences without context, so the algorithms will find the nearest counterpart instead.
Huh, night is translated into day, so Google Translate tells me that there is no night, only days... I'm gonna use that as an excuse next time my mom scolds me for being up at night
My father is a HUGE horror movie fan, so one day as we were playing monopoly I started playing the song, he turned to me and gave a glare which make me die laughing
I translated your comment: "My father was very interested in cinema. One day when I was playing a big event, I started making music. He turned around and gave me a video clip "
I mean she missed the opportunity to use this kitten 2.bp.blogspot.com/-aXAOahDaETY/UfLx7LO-OtI/AAAAAAAAEjU/MPHSz3YBOI0/s640/Cute+Black+Cat+Wallpaper+6.jpg
Oh man. I have just discovered your videos for the first time after along and difficult week at work. I'm not sure if it's my exhausted mind and body but I have been suffocating on laughter for the past hour and a half watching your stuff. This idea is ingenious. You have such a smooth way of pulling this off and I really just wanted to say thank you. I've not laughed this hard in months.
This may sound crazy, but I have a theory: Demons live in Hell, Hell is associated with fire, fire is hot, and what device heats things from the sides? The toaster. Coincidence?
I work at a grocery store and often get positioned to restock the frozens, so every time I'm restocking the frozen blackberries and blueberries all i can think about is this song and it takes all my strength not to burst into laughter in the middle of the store at "enter the condom's eye into the body" You have blessed and cursed me all at once Malinda.
"The animal is drunk to form a space terrorist and how are you?" almost killed me but when she said "then enter the condoms eye into the body" I actually died lmaooo~(>▽<)
It just makes the long Halloween themed innuendo that is Thriller so much more literal xD. Hope you enjoyed it!! I put out new videos every Wednesday/Thursday and some other random days so be sure to subscribe for more! :D HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!! xxMKR
Malinda Kathleen Reese great video💗💗
Malinda Kathleen Reese SAUCE
Malinda Kathleen Reese Happy Halloween too 🎃
I have been loving the sneak peek on patreon so much that o downloaded it to my phone so I can later put into my Spotify playlist lol I loved the video just as much
This was hilarious, as always! Great job Mindy! XD. ...I don't know why I just said that.
"Its funny the fact that we're dying"
Yeah I think its hilarious
"The animal is drunk"
So are you, Google translate.
Nami ikr
Yup
I am drunk too
You forgot the "This is wonderful" part
A lot of things by Google have a drinking problem... Like TH-cam?!?
"Parents fear your face" best roast ever xD
Twighlightmoon looooooooooooooool true
I'm gonna use that one
Flaming Gaming it gangarita
Twilightmoon
Yeh
It took you 2 years to get 1k likes. You’re welcome
"The fact that we are dying"
"Because it is impossible to die"
Choose one already, Google Translate
people die when they're killed
Ya choose one google dont be weird
it's the duality of life
The faithful and righteous go on to eternal life while the wicked are cast into the lake of fire, which is the second death.
Somehow G.T. got this biblical idiom.
Maybe we're all immortal..🙌
"I will hug you!"
*Literally ten seconds later*
"I WILL SMITE YOU!"
Oop-
lol
My two moods when talking to my friends:
Bipolar much
Yes...Hiw we feel after 10 seconds of talking to your friends
I love how Google turned this from
Thriller- A song about zombies coming to kill you
to
Thriller- *The positive song about saving animals*
Ana Zakidalskaya With a hint of erotica.
Ana Zakidalskaya How did you do that??
Lindsay Crosser *Asterisks*
I always thought of it as a romantic song about watching a zombie movie.
😂
Friends: *Parents fear your face!*
Me: *IT GANGGARITA!*
"Parents fear your face!" was told to Rosemary's baby.
@@jonathasmarques5725 this is an underrated comment
"...It's funny!The fact that we are dying!"
That got dark real quick
It did didn't it?
Enter doki doki refrence here
FUCK NO
@@reynhacoezy5510 But we can't leave them hanging
I mean that is pretty common now
GT: “Hey, can I copy your homework?”
Michael Jackson: “Yeah, sure. Make it look different so the teacher won’t notice.”
The homework:
Gt: okay I will change everything
GT: I will make it so different and random they won’t know I copied you
Who is GT?
@@galaxypat24 Google Translate
@@VioletNKisHere ok, thanks.
"This is Wonderful, it's Funny"
*"The fact that we are all dying."*
I literally died laughing at this line.
Enjoy dying funny! ;)
I see what you did there lol
@@kittredge_mae You're the only one who got what the joke was...
I get it.
rip
This appears to be a debate between a pesssimistic hippie and an optimistic hippie.
this comment was the one to do it, to throw me into a 4 minute laughing fit. thank you.
i translated this comment:
Apparently, this expectation is the contrast between chairs and chairs.
Yup
im choking on my muffin help me
@@idoyoutube2019 lmfaooooo
"this is wonderful it's funny"
"the fact that we are all dying"
OMG MY SIDES HELP. ME HAHAHAHAHA
*HAPPINESS IS BAD*
Total Lil
Total Lil90 i burst out laughing when i heard this. 😂
But it's impossible to die. Illuminati confirmed!
Rawas Random Channel Don't spam.
I love how she is just going to teach you about animal cruelty and then it’s practically like one of the students in the classroom just pops up because he doesn’t wanna learn and just yells SUPERDITA
Love that people still watch her 3 years later it’s just too cringe it’s amazingly and surprisingly good cause it’s random
Is 'Superdita' an actual word? It's not showing up with a translation in Google, so I think it might just be Google nonsense, but I'm not sure?
@@glasscardproductions4736 It's not
@@ivanortegavergara838 Neither is "Ganggarita"
@@IntrepidScripting I still regularly quote these videos and I’ve seen (most of the ones I quote from) first years ago 😭 it’s funny to rewatch haha
"I will hug you!"
_10 seconds later... no, really, exactly 10, I checked._
"I WILL SMITE YOU!"
That's because you didn't hug her back!
Virgil: No don't hug me, I'm scared.
I died from day
Then you sit naked. I mean, what the hell?
@@aromanticfranziskavonkarma WAIT WHAT
“And realize there’s nowhere left to run.”
*PopCOrN*
YOU CANNOT RUN FROM THE P O P C O R N .
*Y E A H Y O U C A N N O T R U N F R O M P O P C O R N*
"I KNOW YOU'RE HERE, MICHAEL, I CAN SMELL YOUR DAMN POPCORN!"
- The Rock
But how the hell😂
I was very happy about these fabrics....
I like that "The foulest stench" translated to "The CEO".
Sounds about right
Makes sense
When Thriller is translated it turns into a song conflicted between being happy, terrifying, or oddly animal-friendly.
and weirdly horny somehow
on the window
Good to see you again!
He came home
Blood on the carpet.
he got under the table.
I know I can't.
I entered the room
He cares about people
That's the end
So what do you want to do?
you are beautiful
Forty brothers
So what do you want to do?
you are beautiful
you don't know
So what do you want to do?
you are beautiful
Forty brothers
So what do you want to do?
you are beautiful
you don't know
So what do you want to do?
you don't know
There is a warning on the window.
He may have a younger brother.
the house
Blood on the carpet.
I entered the room
I want to fight you
Same to you.
Now?
you are beautiful
No problem.
Do you want to advertise?
They hurt their oppressors.
I absolutely love the fact that "the foulest stench" translated to "the CEO."
Google Translate is Bernie Sanders confirmed.
why do you love it when it just translates to a synonym? it isn't that exciting....
we all knew that tho
Lmao same
Well, most CEOs are full of sh◆t, so…
"The darkness is a kitten"
"Parents fear your face"
"Popcorn"
"In killer Romania"
"Wowie night"
"Blackberry Blueberry"
Casey Boyack "HAPPINESS. *IS.* *_BAD._* "
"This is the CEO in the air"
"The animal is drunk"
"He is sitting naked."
*Then enter the condoms eye into the body*
The Plot: A forty year old lesbian musician named Keren finds out that she is going to die due to prolonged exposure to a highly toxic pesticide, and in shock ends up splitting into two different personalities; one being a dark and depressing conspiracy theorist (who believes that she is a space terrorist who is meant to meet a spirit shaped like a condom that is supposed to enter her via her eye and go in her spacecraft/fridge), one light, happy and socially active (particularly in animal and women's rights); both utterly insane. She ends up being scarred by a serial killer while on tour in Romania, and not long afterwards her parents disown her out of fear and disgust. Her dark side starts collecting berries for the "trip back home", while her light side says "screw it" and goes onto release the animals from the nearby zoo. Chaos ensues as the dark side of her makes the animals drunk and lets them loose into the city in the middle of a snowstorm (the light side was just going to transport them to the wild again), and in the end the animals are put down, and Keren is put in an asylum where she rambles on about how she'll smite us, is fed only cake and popcorn, and has delusions about solar-powered playful kittens that embody darkness, vengeful pine trees, naked men and fancily-dressed corpses, along with many other things that are best left unsaid.
Danny Buckle this needs more likes
ok what what about the killer
This is perfect, it works so well! I will hug you! *I will smite you!!*
Danny Buckle But who's the CEO? Lol
Honestly, I would totally watch a movie about this.
0:41
Michael Jackson: "Under The Moonlight."
Google Translate: "In the sun."
1:43
Michael Jackson: "You close your eyes."
Google Translate: "Open your eyes."
2:00 3:33
Michael Jackson: "'Cause this is a thriller, thriller night."
Google Translate: "It is a beautiful and beautiful day."
2:49
Michael Jackson: "They will possess you."
Google Translate: "Be yourself."
4:40
Michael Jackson: "For no mere mortal can resist."
Google Translate: "Because it is impossible to die."
Lyric: “Under the moonlight”
Google: *”In the sun”*
Well, moonlight is sunlight, if you want to get specific.
@@GuitarGuy057 😳😳😳
@@jeohranalfhir8366
Use your big boy words. I do not speak hieroglyphics.
@@GuitarGuy057 r/woosh jkjkjk
@@Cupcakkes2girlsand1cup Woosh would imply you're being smarter than me.
This is incorrect.
- Sing about happiness
- Say that happiness it's bad in the end
It's very deep, google translate, I'm ur fan.
This song in two words:
Bipolar vegan.
This comment in two words:
Very underrated
This is true
This is why you should eat some meat sometimes.
I actually know a bipolar vegan and this is actually not completely inaccurate?
Ikr
"I will hug you" is truly a line that can be both delightful or terrifying these days!
I will hug you
13 seconds later
I WILL SMITE YOU!
It could either be comforting or creepy
I WILL SMITE YOU
Pine trees cannot be avoided this time.
Bill Cipher: *Sweats Nervously.*
BILL CYPHER IS QUAKING
GRAVITY FALLS LIVES ON
LOLOLOLOLOLOL IM DYING! THAT IS SO FUNNY!
*gravity falls theme tune intensifies*
Man he better call the axolotl
This is the most bipolar song ever.
I wish I could 'Thumbs Up' this comment ten more times! I can't stop laughing!
Jaely12344 truth be told, I didn't even know it had likes until I saw your comment, thank you for the update
i was bored so i translated your comment into many different languajes and this is the result:
This is the greatest story in history
Jpinturo radiator23 sounds about right
Glad I could help! :) Yeah Comments have Likes, just as the Videos do. The more likes a comment has, the longer it stays at the top of the comment pile. (Unless it Highlighted by the one that owns the channel. I guess then it will stay at the top anyway.) So, If anyone Likes something, just press the THUMBS UP. that's right under the comment; to show you like what they wrote! And don't forget to give Malinda a THUMBS UP on her Videos. They are just awesome and highly deserves all the THUMBS UP we can give her!
So, Thriller actually centers around 40-year-old Keren's beautiful day pleasuring the Grizzly Goose in the unavoidable pines while eating lots of popcorn.
You left out the fact that pines are alien.
Yes. Yes indeed. But also space terrorists and all of us dying
Also drunk animals... that too
Minecraft Maniacs but its impossible to die so... how does that work? XD
Oh..... riiiiiiiighhhht...... uhhhhm
so, I get that this is supposed to be a funny channel, but can we all just take a second to realize how beautiful her voice is?!
I know, i wouldn't mind paying to see her at a concert!
And how she switches from being goth to badass to wholesome in moments
pfft seems I'm back
"happiness is bad"!
She has another, more serious account
I love how Google is like this song is dark but then all of a sudden changes its mind so it made the song happy lol
Mimi Oang IMA sing this to siri
google has some split personality problems
its a scary happy political song.
And then oddly sexual near the end.
Correct
"Pine trees can not be avoided this time".
Where I live, very true, Translate.
Sophia Patterson I would die I’m allergic to them
Especially when you live in the Pine Tree State like me... they’re *EVERYWHERE!*
MacTechG4 I live in Pennsylvania I'm dying every year
Same here
pine trees can not be avoided any time where i live either
her: death
google: happy
her: happy
Google: death it is
Lol
Happiness is bad.
Google hates happiness got it
GT: Happiness? Ok! Actually, how about *Death.*
Yay death.
This song is a teenager trying to get out of their goth phase 😂
I didn’t come here for you to call me out but ok 😂😂😂😂
Me being a teenager that's not in a goth phase: 👁👄👁
@@pupperssong4778 Me being a teenager in a Mario phase:
@@_-onidaacca-_9371 this was me before and this is still true
"The darkness is a kitten"
Never knew someone wrote a song about my little orange demon of a cat.
Your cat isn't orange anymore.
@@ceski3255 its lemon. *And my sense of humor is perfect.*
@@supersaturn4742 How can a lemon be so dark? ;-;
@@supersaturn4742 It's just a lemon.
I eat, Jon, it's what I do.
“The song can't decide if it wants to be scary or delightful.” Very me.
*Best lines:*
"The darkness is a kitten"
"Parents fear your face"
"It's fun, great joy, and no one cares about the wild animals"
"There are pesticides tonight"
"Popcorn"
"To hear about animal cruelty"
"It's fun, great joy, now you have to fight for your life tomorrow"
"Pine trees can not be avoided this time"
"I will hug you...I will smite you"
"I allowed you to play on the eye"
"He is sitting naked"
"The animal is drunk"
"Keren is forty years old"
"Your body will spit, because it is impossible to die"
"Happiness is bad"
*And my all-time favorite:*
"This is wonderful, it's funny, the fact that we are all dying"
cake cut near the heart cry
it gangarita!
BLACKBERRY BLUEBERRY
The animal is DRUNK
LOL
3:37 Women can do it with pleasure ('cause we don't need no men).
Keren is 40 years old
Me: at forty, she still waits for the manager
She’s been waiting there since she was 20
@@singingofsilver The restaurant was already burned down by the society of Karens by then
It's been 80 long years
and still, she waits
“Parents fear your FACE!”
Well- um that was deep and got straight to the point
it ganggarita
This is wonderful, this is funny
And no one cares about wild animals
It sounds like an argument between a pessimistic goth and an overexcited cheerleader or hippie (I can't decide which)
So a Drow elf and a Wood elf...
I'd go with a cheerleader with personality conflicts, teen fever and political correctness.
Why can’t it be a cheerleader hippie?
Enemies to friends to lovers au
Yes. The hippie loves animals and the goth is like so literal
Original: you close your eyes
Translate: open your eyes
Me: Wtf???
Exactly
Also, in the moonlight is in the sun ☀️ what
this is thriller, thriller night turned into it's a beautiful and beautiful day
😂🤣
my social anxiety
‘Then enter the condom’s eye into the body’
Am I the only one who lost it at that. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
yes
No I did too because it makes no sense lol 😂😂
uhhhh, did anybody else think of something else?
C,,,
CONDOMS HAVE EYES?!
@@artisticalex1206 condoms get slipped on a dude's [REDACTED] and goes inside a woman's [REDACTED] when the man has and an [REDACTED] but the condom prevents the [REDACTED] from impregnating the women
Why do i think this was created by twin sisters who are complete opposites and are arguing through song
Same
Good one that makes sense
Oh dear. I love how Google Translate is trying to cheer up the situation :D
INGY
It's like that one friend who tries to stay positive despite everything crumbling around them. 😂😂
I think this was in reference to half of the piece that Was 'cheerful' in nature. The other half was rather morose.
“Something 40 years old, a girl”
Later
“Keren is 40 years old”
Ah
Luna this definitely means Karens are probably forty years old
Hey. Don't blame MY generation. I blame the boomers.😜
2:08 "A 40-year old girl would kick your ass!"
@@seantheshimp5296 don’t say their name aloud. They’re coming! Don’t let them speak to my non existent manager!
@@baileyryan6958 I thought she said, "A 40-year old girl would be ridiculous." lol
Your facial expressions absolutely slay me. In addition to being a phenomenal singer, you're an amazing actress as well.
*the musical intrument is even more serious than your performance*
welp
ya did it!
The funniest thing about half of these is Google somehow manages to get the opposite meaning of most of the sentences ahahaha
:DDDD
Courtney Thomson i was wandering if i was the only one who noticed
They posses you > be yourself
Thriller, thriller night > beautiful, and beautiful day
you close your eyes > open your eyes
under the moonlight > in the sun
the midnight hour is close at hand > the sun is playing
And then theres the weird ones
Basically 3:57 to the end
exactly!!!
Courtney Thomson Google Translate can process syntax, but semantics are difficult, especially sentences without context, so the algorithms will find the nearest counterpart instead.
Emo Google Translate: *Happiness is evil!*
Sunshine Google Translate: It's a beautiful, *BEAUTIFUL DAYYYY*
It's very inaccurate to even itself.
BiPolar Translate
OK now I want to hear a G.T. version of _Sunshine Day_ from *The Brady Kids*
That weird obsession over geese and uterus XD
"Gimme a hug"
"I will smile you"
Well that escelated quickly.
Thriller: "And hope that this is just imagination, girl."
Google translate: "And think about a girl who is thinking."
We should all think about women that are thinking.
Eh, close enough.
I will smite you.
Am I the only one who thought of the trials of Apollo?
about a *woman* who is thinking.*
Happiness is BAD.
-Google Translate
sólveig Diðriksdóttir happiness is also the opposite of depression and bad is the opposite of good by the transitive property depression is good
Didn't know my depression is google translate lol
Look at Polish priest Natanek XDDD
Lmao
Me in 3 words.
"Then enter the condom's eye into the body" *W H A T*
Dark Emperor Gamer time stamp?
Lucky Clover 4:17 ?
I don’t see why your confused. It seems straight forward
@@mysticdragonwolf89 nO-
cool
"Parents fear your face."
A face not even a mother could love.
“THIS IS WONDERFUL
IT IS FUNNY
THE FACT THAT WE ARE DYING”
literally my morbid humor summed up
Same.
Yes.
Why is this me?
"This is the CEO in the air"
Now picturing my boss in the air
Zoé Clos lololololololololololololololololololollololololololololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol
Zoé Clos don’t forget the lasers gliding on cats.
This is basically: A very optimistic sister, trying to cheer up her emo, ecologic sister
And who's name is Keren and she is 40
"This is wonderful, it's funny"
*"The fact that we are dying"*
also: "it is a beautiful beautiful day"
definently is, and no birds are singing and no flowers are blooming this time.
ok one more: "the animal is drunk"
are you sure *the animal* is?
"He is sitting naked!" "BLACKBERRY, BLUEBERRY... the sun was PLAYING.... the animal is DRUNK" BRO this was amazing LOL
Thiller: you close your eyes
Google translate: open your eyes
Logic
Zosia Badaczewska yus
Thriller: “hiding under the moonlight”
Google translate: “hiding under the sunlight”
Google logic!
*LoGiC*
The G.T. A.I. just got done watching _Eyes Wide Shut_ and let that affect her.
"Open your eyes and think about a woman who is thinking" google translate 2k17
"pine trees cannot be avoided this time"
Dipper Pines has entered the chat
Bill cipher: oh nO NOT AGAIN
i was looking for this comment
@@phoenixthewolf6301 "shake its hand that's kinda like a prize"
@@WolfBitesAndSleepyGraves i would gladly shake bill's hand
@@phoenixthewolf6301 same! I just wanna be in Weirdmageddon
Huh, night is translated into day, so Google Translate tells me that there is no night, only days... I'm gonna use that as an excuse next time my mom scolds me for being up at night
Pramheda Good luck with that
Welp just saying... Mom knows best
Maybe it will make your parents fear your face.
Lol XD
Original: Darkness falls across the land
Translated: Blackberry Blueberry
Random Giraffe 😂😂
The sun was playing
@@yurivillanueva9337 The animal is drunk
@@jentonlarry3619 to form a space terrorist,and how are you ?😀
@@catfish1616 The spirit did not come!
Seeing eye dogs before...
3:16 "The fact that we are dying"
4:40 "Because it is impossible to die"
Genius, Malinda
I was gonna comment that, but I forgot what line it was.
“Now you have to fight for your life tomorrow”
caught me off guard completely LMAO
I laughed, I cried, I nearly died... too funny, thank you!
P O P C O R N
Bill Castello it's impossible to die
Haha
To Bill Castello: but, as said death is impossible!
Blackberry, blueberry..
Michael Jackson : And realize there's nowhere left to run
Google translate : popcorn
OML I CANT
Well of course it's completely logical! And realize - pop - nowhere left to - co - run - rn -
because that's how translating works
Google Translate just had to throw that MJ meme in there somewhere
Because that's what MJ did in the video
In conclusion, Google Translate is sadistic as hell. It's just here for the schadenfreude.
Enrique Wood 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Can't tell if the tone is positive or if there is a hidden darkness in the happy lyrics. "I will smite you" sounded like fightin' words to me!!
She's right. The song can't decide whether to be dark, happy or just plain informative about death and saving animals. XD
Don't worry, it's just the rough draft of the song.
barbaro267 The song is just so random.
OMG! a Merlin fan! Hello!!!
Hello fellow Merlin fan!! :D
“The darkness is a kitten”
*that explains those glowing creepy eyes that I see in the middle of the night when I get a drink*
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My father is a HUGE horror movie fan, so one day as we were playing monopoly I started playing the song, he turned to me and gave a glare which make me die laughing
I translated your comment:
"My father was very interested in cinema. One day when I was playing a big event, I started making music. He turned around and gave me a video clip "
@@saskia4219 omgggg
@@saskia4219 "My dad loves movies and expects him to play the day I start singing, so I don't want his heart laughing at me."
@@fogtheghost "My dad loves movies and expects me to play the day he starts singing, so his heart doesn't want to make me laugh."
@@ajd508a My father likes to play movies, looks for men and women and doesn't laugh.
Malinda, 4:43, "Happiness is Bad"
Remember Kids, Happiness is Bad
Shateen happiness is also the opposite of depression and bad is the opposite of good by the transitive property depression is good
"This is wonderful, it's funny the fact that we are dying"
Oh god, I can't stop laughing xD
"You have to fight for ur life tomorrow"
Tomorrow is Monday
“The darkness.. is a kitten”
I wanna be with darkness now, bye!
*sings* Hello~Darkness my old friend.
I've come to talk with you again.
@@sakurafan771 Because a vision softly creeping left its seeds while I was sleeping...
But the witch Thiana Gian seems to be a nice sky.
I mean she missed the opportunity to use this kitten 2.bp.blogspot.com/-aXAOahDaETY/UfLx7LO-OtI/AAAAAAAAEjU/MPHSz3YBOI0/s640/Cute+Black+Cat+Wallpaper+6.jpg
Hey, dark, hi!
This whole video is basically: Morning Person VS. Not a Morning Person 😂😂😂❤👌
It's even funnier when you think about it that way lol :)
Happiness is bad.
Lol, well, I must have been living my life all wrong before now.
deeeeeeeep
...mkay?
I don't know if you know Just Between Us (if you don't go check them out, they're awesome), but this sentence makes me think of Allison SO MUCH.
Blueberry. Blackberry.
everyone: *Hears "thriller"*
Google translate: Imma half-end this man's career
Original-“and realize there is nowhere left to run”
Google Translate-“Popcorn”
Me-😂😂😂what?😂😂🤣😂😂how?😂😂🤣😂😂
Was thinking the same... 🤣
it had to squish the popcorn meme in somehow. the programmers have their priorities straight.
@@elessal Damn right we do 😂😂😂
Sabrina Kirchner popcorn
Just.. when you have no where to run, just eat popcorn to be safe.....?
Idfk
the darkness is a kitten..
are u a dark song or a adorable song
more adorable xD
It's the adorable dark song))
Elizabeth Brashear either way it’s adorable because darkness is a kitten!
Both
I’m so sorry... An *
“This is wonderful, it’s funny”
“The fact that we are all dying”
That turned dark in a matter of minutes 😂😂
0-100
Just Some Random Person
I laughed when she sung that part
Seconds*
0-1000000000 in 2 secs
Oh man. I have just discovered your videos for the first time after along and difficult week at work. I'm not sure if it's my exhausted mind and body but I have been suffocating on laughter for the past hour and a half watching your stuff.
This idea is ingenious. You have such a smooth way of pulling this off and I really just wanted to say thank you. I've not laughed this hard in months.
She really is THAT good!
I love how Google turned "Under the moonlight" into "In the sun"
Logic.
"This is wonderful! It's funny!"
"The fact that we are dying!"
Um... Do you need help?
"The fact that we are dying" was my contribute to the song plus i am getting over a cold so i was dying more than normal lol.
"There's demons closing in on every side"
= "By the toaster"
What? .-.)
The demons hang around the toaster i guess...
Demons snack on pop tarts. Gotta keep their energy up in case of a fortuitous possession.
This may sound crazy, but I have a theory: Demons live in Hell, Hell is associated with fire, fire is hot, and what device heats things from the sides? The toaster. Coincidence?
@@edslushie570 you are the new Albert Einstein.
Think of what that poor defenseless slice of bread is thinking. It is being held in place and tortured to death by hot coils.
Therapist: All dreams have a meaning
My dreams:
“Wonder if you’ll ever see the sun”
“Enjoy being sunny in the day!”
*oH hOW ThE taBLes HaVE tURnEd*
Oh how the tables have tabled!
Oh how the turntables...
3:13 is my friends being positive and me ruining it
You're a terrible friend.
Guilherme Chato I know right
Muffin Cat YUS 😂😂
"This is wonderful, it's funny
"The fact that we are dying"
Muffin Cat Then you're definitely like my brother. Lol
4:08 I'm fine thanks for asking
"I will hug you!"
"I will smite you!"
this is why i have trust issues
I work at a grocery store and often get positioned to restock the frozens, so every time I'm restocking the frozen blackberries and blueberries all i can think about is this song and it takes all my strength not to burst into laughter in the middle of the store at "enter the condom's eye into the body"
You have blessed and cursed me all at once Malinda.
The foulest stench is in the air=This is the CEO in the air
Oh.. OH... OH BABY GET ROASTED!
A Ribanelli 🤣🤣🤣🏴
"I will hug you!"
"I will smite you!"
Misleading, Google Translate.
I think this is PMS.
Fátima Almeida or pregnancy
I’m getting very mixed signals
Bipolar
Well technically it was the evil character that is really cheesed off that everyone else is joyful
“And you realize there’s nowhere left to run”
Google Translate: *p o p c o r n*
"In killer in Romania"
Me: *realises i live in Romania*
R.I.P 😂
@@Weeee439 BYE-------
Offf se mai intanmpla
I do too. I can't see how Romania got translated and from what language...
Regular: "There's demons closing in on every side"
Translated: "BY THE TOASTER"
toasters are demons confirmed
Fluffy Does Stuff or demons are toasters
Lol 🤣
I mean my toaster nearly blew up my house? Does 5hat count?
@@ariwinkie3507 Yes it does.
*5 h a t*
@@aprilsweetness ok, my keyboard is very small and I sometimes press a number insted of a letter
“Happiness is bad”
Gee... no wonder 2017 was a bad year in my life I’m too happy 😂
The way she says, "Blackberry... Blueberry...."
LOL
"I'm here to educate you ab-"
"SUPERDITA"
Out animal cruelty
1:55
"There is no chance against something forty years old, a girl" "Keren is 40 years old" Umm did they mean this???
Amazing.
Karen will not stop
So the prophecy WAS true!
When i first watched this i thought the exact thing
I'm only 39!! (And yes, my name really is Keren. With an 'e'. :D )
"The animal is drunk to form a space terrorist and how are you?" almost killed me but when she said "then enter the condoms eye into the body" I actually died lmaooo~(>▽<)