After Ever After 3 - DISNEY PARODY
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 13 มิ.ย. 2018
- spotify: linktr.ee/joncozart
Thanks Ed Boyer for mixing, and Corbin Sterling for additional mixing. Lots of mixing
LYRICS
[Intro]
If you've ever wondered why
Disney tales all end in lies
Here's what happened after all their dreams came true...
[Verse 1 - Simba]
Was gonna be a mighty king, Mufasa's famous heir
Well, your little mane's been lion-tamed
By beasts who don't fight fair
I've turned into the main event for soldiers big and small
And now I dread my severed head might end up on your wall
Let me help this African economy
Oh, my species is going extinct
Everywhere you look, death
Taking shots at my pride
Thanks for that petition to stop a straight up genocide
Scope set
Rafiki's brains are not a cure for AIDS
Now ebonies need ivory for pay
I don't think Hamlet ended up this way
Oh, my species is going extinct
Oh, my species is go-
[Verse 2 - Peter Pan]
Every time I fly to town
I grow up when I come down
Now I've been stuck at age sixteen
For eighty years of puberty
In unforgiving tights
(He's upright, he's upright, he's upright)
We're following his leader, his leader, his leader
We're following his leader
Wherever he may bone
Tee dum, tee dee
My teedle-dee's out to play
It's one for all
The mermaids are wet for days
This engine's revved
There's only one booty for me
Just a teedle ee rump
A teedle ee hump tee day
Think of the fappiest thoughts
I'm a happy little thot
(Okay)
Wendy is my special gal
She's like ninety
I'm down
The dentures never bite
(He's upright, he's upright, he's upright)
Hope he's bi
He's upright
[Verse 3 - Hercules]
Save my soul
Herc was on a roll
Now every god and goddess here is begging to atone
Replaced by intelligent design
The new guy's rolling by and turning water into wine
The Romans are chanting "Christo, Christo"
He's a godsend bigger than Nero
Out with the old, in with the Jew
Hero to Christo
God's honest truth
Hero to Christo
Hey Herc, you're screwed
The Jesus freak is super weak
I'm so divine
You see I came inside a virgin's bod
So have I
I threw him in the Colosseum
A lion a la carte
Three days went by he zombified
And rose up in search of hearts
[Verse 4 - Aladdin]
I'm a prisoner of war
ISIS blew up my city
They're throwing me off a building
'Cause they think that I like guys
A holy war
An old fantastical point of view
Carpet was burned alive, streamed nationwide
I can't go back to where I used to thieve
Every turn suicide
A hundred thousand children plead
The toppling of Agrabah with Sharia law
Stop this holy war before we're through (a holy war)
Unholy war (that's where we'll be)
Just refugees (send helping hands)
Instead of bans for you and me
[Outro]
The lions are gone
Hair on my junk
Jesus is a hunk
Screw Trump! - บันเทิง
Person: what’s your favorite Disney song?
Me: it’s complicated.
Elsa is the best and if you have not seen that you have been living under a rock
Maddie Kolaas same
Oh god
@@barbhansen2845 i only loved it cause i am German
Bruh it’s called IMAGINATION UsE
F*** wrong comment
2:53 How he switches from 90 year old Wendy to a pissed off Hercules so smoothly is just amazing.
Its so true XD
ye
Best part. Had to re-watch it twice before I even let the song play! XD
let's be real the Hercules verse is the best one
Ida Steffensen i literally replayed that part like 10 times 💀
The "I'm so divine~" in the Hercules is just so perfect
So glad I finally know where that audio is from lol
Wow, someone actually in 2022 listening to this. I thought it was just me
My favorite part
3:25
@@haela6229 why it’s gay af
Petition for *“After Ever After”* part 4
👇🏻
Yess, i would love a rapunzel,Moana,Snow white, or Flynn rider getting arrested for tax evasion 😂
It's literally been three years since this one came out and I'm still waiting I would like to see Sleeping Beauty and Snow White and maybe like the villains because I want to see what the villains would have to say about this
@@user-tb3yv1dw9v
I think he’s, hopefully, working on it. It just takes a lot of time to make and he’s doing it all by himself.
I agree with either Rapunzel or Flynn yes, BUT as Merida is my favorite Disney princess I want to see what he comes up with !
@Bibi AlKharraz I get that but it's been years and I'm very impatient
I don’t think anyone appreciates how pretty the movies signs he made are
There’s literally a comment with 2.2k likes stating how good the signs look lmao
I do I think there really pretty
I dooooo
I do
Nope theyre great but im focused on the beat boxing and fun sounds
When you forget the real lyrics and only remember his
When your first language isn't even English but now you only remember his lyrics no matter in which language you're listening the song
e.g. me HAHA i literally dont know the true lyrics by heart now HAHA
@@alaisgarcia21 Especially in the 1st, with Ariel 😂😂
Or his and the actally song lol
No joke I kept singing “Save my soul Herc is on a roll” and my friend started singing it too thinking it was the actual lyrics😂😂😂
“i came inside a virgins bod” “so have i” that went right over my head when i was younger lmaooo that line killed me
REAL
SAME
Five years ago you were young?!
@@HonklogLol 5 years ago I was 10 . Def would’ve went over my head if I watched this at 10
Jesus and Hercules; how young are you. At least I was a teenager when all this was going on.
Alladin's story is uncomfortably relevant given recent events...
Aged like expired cheese.
Explain
@@lemonlover22 The United States had withdrawn troops from Afghanistan, enabling the Taliban to seize control of the country as a result.
@@MovieFan1912 and now Afghanistan is getting screwed over by the Taliban, ever since the US pulled out.
@@MovieFan1912 yeah, you got that right. 😬
i just realised how many single coloured shirts he owns
HE JUST OWNS THE SAME SHIRT
EVERY FRICKIN TIME
He is called paint-
Denki Kaminari You left ur caps lock on mate
Realize in an informal way of spelling it normally.
@@itzpaxxie so you're trying to tell me he paints his shirts each time 😳😳
"Now I've been stuck at age 16
For 80 years of puberty..."
Me: *snorts loudly at 3 AM*
in unforgiving tiiiiights
@@stormfox99_
*HE'S UPRIGHT, HE'S UPRIGHT, HE'S UPRIGHT-*
actually its pUberty
Lmao
McThiccums13 hope he’s bi😏
2:51 That transition from Peter Pan to Hercules will always be my favorite
Yup, and when you realize, Wendy is actually Hercules in disguise.
I love how in each rendition of the After Ever After series, Jon's acapella skills get more and more amazing. like the songs, as a whole, get more and more full sounding. It's so cool to hear his progress. can't wait for After Ever After 4 (if Jon still wants to do this series, of course) !
It’s because he’s adding additional effects. These may be “a cappella” but it’s obvious that they’ve been produced. I actually much preferred the more raw, genuine sound of the other two, especially the original. This is way too overproduced
@@keller109 yeah I noticed that there's definitely more than 4 voices singing at a time in this video lol. but, I personally like this more full sound :)
What new movies he could do? Disney is not doing that many animated musicals these days :/. We recently had Encanto after years of non-musical movies, I guess we also have Moana and maybe the second Frozen movie?
@@ginandromeda1618 I've been waitinggg for him to do Tangled!! he could also do sleeping beauty, the jungle book maybe lol, and Coco, tho :D
@@ginandromeda1618 pixar edition maybe? Coco, Toy Story, Ratatouille... do any other pixer movies have a song with lyrics?
Theory: Paint didn’t make a 4th “After Ever After” because he has run out of single colored shirts
Seems about right
I WILL BUY THEM BUT I WANT ANOTHER
@@giacantstoptalking7335 I feel it >w
It's a fact tho
I want a tangled one honestly
Simba: Dead
Peter: Horny
Hercules: Beat
Aladdin: Scared
Bee's Little Space/ hotel:trivago
good meme: upvote
bad meme: downvote
hotel: travago
True
"Honey you mean *H U N K U L E S* "
Flannelwingz “wE’ll tAke it fRom heRe dArlIng”
i’ve listened to this so many times but “a hundred thousand children plead” never fails to make me feel things 😭
Same here. I’m not crying… okay, yeah I am crying. Goddammit.
The “so have I” is a perfect addition I’d kill for
A villian version of after ever after would be absolutly awesome
*YES*
YES! THE VILLAINS GET THEIR HAPPY ENDING!
@@mackenzie2091 Hmmmm any ideas
Ooooh I wanna see one with my favorite villain Dr Facillier
*THIS DESERVES WAAY MORE ATTENTION*
@@petray11 IKRRR
After ever after 1: Princesses
After ever after 2: Princesses
3 years of waiting we surprisingly get
After Ever After 3: Princes
Joshua Dawson hey we are a woke world now inclusivity is everything
Yaazss
Now I want villains
Next needs to be either sidekicks or villains
Joshua Dawson well, technically a prince, a peasant pretending to be a prince who eventually becomes a real prince, a demigod, and an immortal child. Lol!
I can't believe there's no cuts! The transitions between each song are so good! Theres no way this took one take, its so good! 😁
i n t e r e s t i n g p r o f i l e p i c t u r e y o u ' v e g o t t h e r e
Apparently it took him about 2 months to film the first one, so it probably took a LOT of takes
@@Justice237 to film or to make?
@wengy probably a combination of both. Probably started with the main lyrics first, then focused on the background parts for each character. Then spent a large amount of time editing it together for a seamless look.
These got progressively jazzier and honestly I’m here for it
simba: going extinct
hercules: religious war
aladdin: actual war
peter pan: MMMM MERMAIDS 🤤
XDD
How do u do mermaids anyway?
@@shugarglider1275 they have mouths
@@fairystail1 eww 😒
@@shugarglider1275 its actually really similar to lamias.
Okay guys six more years till part 4 comes out
Dammit
I think 2 more years after that would fit
WHY DOES THIS HAVE 666 LIKES.
I mean as long as I get part 4 I’m cool
"You see I came inside a virgin's bod"
"Pssh, so have I!"
OH MY GOD
IT HAS BEEN 5 YEARS AND I JUST GOT THAT JOKE
I feel like people don't talk about the editing enough. All these shots are continuous, without stops in between. I've tried so hard to understand to how he managed to get the timings so perfectly and it's near impossible.
Someone call Jasmine from the first Ever After Parody: We found Aladdin
you remember
Simba: all my people are dying
Hercules: people are replacing me and everyone i know
Aladdin: i'm stuck in a war
Peter Pan: pUBertY
I really don't think that but .....
Aladdin:They think I’m Gay
Is it just me or is Peter Pan my favourite song here
Hotel: Trivago
@@DeVonol Peter Pan has it the worst
@@ralitomovska2103 he seems to be getting action in Neverland
But no that sounds embarrassing
Rewatching all of these- and the Hercules verse has got to be my absolute favourite one. Musically, lyrically, conceptually, it just goes so hard.
I resent the fact that this was 3 years and now I’m slaying every single lyric of this while doing my art homework
Slayyyyyyyy
i love how there’s angelic singing then paint just says “𝒾𝓂 𝒶 𝓅𝓇𝒾𝓈𝑜𝓃𝑒𝓇 𝑜𝒻 𝓌𝒶𝓇”
"A holy war”
No its "I'm a happy little thot"
I burst out laughing when I heard that 😂😂😂
@Your Random Video Channel peter was sus tho😳
Quite the contrast, isn’t it?
Is everyone gonna ignore how much he sounds like Aladdin?
That so true.
True tho
Renzoh’s Club ikrr
True
You haven't heard Nick Pitera have you? He sounds like Aladdin more than anyone. He also sounds like Jasmine 🙊
This man was gone for 4 years, I hear the “i’m so divine” out of context, end up back here, and now I’m attached again. Lol
The Hercules bit and when he goes "ahh!" after Simba gets shot are my favorites
Paint is like an eclipse, only shows up every once in a while
But once he does it’s amazing
And when he does everyone watches
Cindy S and every time he does it’s practically the same thing
Cindy S it’s been a lifetime since he posted its like he around the wall of China
Agreed
He can literally change emotions faster than the flash
Kinda wondering how many takes he had to do to get it perfect
why do you think theres 3 years between each video
@AVA DUBEI ~issa jOKe~
I know right!!!
@@VampyricDeth same!!!
It’s been 4 years… I need more 😭
Can we just take a min to appreciate how far he's come, especially in this series. This one has so much more body and harmony than the original. So much went into this piece, I would understand why he hasn't made another one. So much to write, record, redo, etc. So thanks Jon ❤
I am obsessed at the way he said "so have I," when he was doing Hercules
same i keep coming back to it
3:34 is the timestamp for anyone who's wondering
@@Ghales04 the brief look of disgust in “Jesus’” eyes at 3:37 🤣🤣🤣
I'm surprised they didn't say anything about heracles killing his wife and children, as that actually happened in the mythos
@Aye_ ItsmePrez He’s like “that’s not what I meant”
Why is no one appreciating the transition from Peter Pan to Hercules? That's my favorite part of this whole song
Mine too! Awesome 😍
2:55 I think
I also love that part it sounds so cool
Smol Ghost SAMEEE OSBDOSNFKSNFV
SAMEEEE
as a greek, the hercules part i found especially hilarious, and very exact
I think we have to to all admit that Jon is insanely good at beatboxing.
Jon: Comes back with another 'Disney Ever After' after 4 years
Also Jon: Absolutely slays
That's why I love this channel so much. He takes his time and creates masterpieces
now we wait another couple years..
THERE'S A 4TH ONE?! WHERE?!
Urvaan Saher think you misread the comment
Are you a time traveler
How is it possible you already seen the video??
Can we just talk about how perfect the transition from Peter pan to Hercules was?
Yes
R A literally my favorite part
It was
The hercules tune is legit my favourite
Honestly, they're all good transitions.
its super cool to watch these in order... you can hear how the vocals, drawings, and choreography grow as he does💯🔥
Please Paint, we DESPERATELY need a fourth part! 🤣
simba: is going extinct
peter pan:stuck in puberty
hurcules:got replced by jesus
aladdin:getting killed
Hotel: Trivago
@@AdventureInHanziLand hehe woah there buddy
jesus: zombie
Peter pan might be a pedo
Love how Aladdin’s corresponds with jasmines 😂
That's true, now we know where's prince Alì 😂😂
Ya and they are 2 songs apart 😂
@TheMagicMudkip genius!🤣
@@Sophie-jz3ze and 5 years apart 😲
Glad to see Aladdin escaped, but unfortunate for him for his now predicament
okay but sexual tension between jesus and herc is just....
BRO WHAT
I don't like this 💀
*And the wild Jon goes back into his hibernation state for another year.*
Isagail 😂😭
I swear to God man
Tru
Go to Brandon Rogers
Yesss😂😂😂
When you remember that jasmine was looking for him
Jordan Canty omg trueee
Jordan Canty 😮...😟...😢
Oh shit
“Hope he’s bi!”
*spits out water*
Timestamps? Then you came to the right comment!
0:00 Intro
0:27 Simba
1:46 Peter Pan
2:56 Herkulas
3:57 Aladdin
5:01 Outro
Enjoy!
Correction: hercules
@Maksimilian Grigorev Don't you mean HUNKules.
@@faranior wtf is HUNKules
@@M4XM4XM4X It's from the movie.
Hercules is 2:53
Still can't get over that transition to hercules' part it's so good 😭❤
I know right. he did an amazing job
For real tho came back just for that moment
he is a king!!!
2:50
It was a sudden switch but why is it so good
Simba's been hunted, as well as all his friends. Peter Pan is a thot. Hercules has been replaced by the Catholics. Aladdin is dealing with ISIS. Yep. Childhood died a lil more today.
Julia Pancake but in a fun and musical way😂
I used to watch these growing up and they always made me laugh. I’m 23 now 😂 oh what I wouldn’t give to see one done in this climate. You could have a field day during this covid era
i like how it goes from:
Simba fucking dies
Hercules kills jesus christ
Aladdin is hunted by ISIS
and peter pan just hits puberty
yep
ITS BEEN WAY TOO LONG
kamryn claire but it was worth it now his back better than ever
kamryn claire IKR as soon as i saw the thumbnail i was so happy 😁
*casually releases this after not posting for a year*
EXACTLY!!
IKR !!!!
11 yr old me definitely did not understand Peter pans part but I sang along with it.
This is the first video I've ever watched on this channel and hot damn have I been missing out. Dark humor with amazingly divine music?! Love this!
IT'S BEEN 84 YEARS
kkkk
True
Accurate
I’ve been looking for some of the comments from the newest video and I think I finally found one lol.
It all starts from here XD
I need to find me a man who looks at me the way Jon Cozart looks at himself
We all need someone like that
I just keep on venturing back to these videos and every time I watch them, they get better and better. Jon is an incredible talent.
After Ever After 4: Moana (How Far I'll Go), Rapunzel (I see the Light), Mirabel (We Don't Talk About Bruno/What Else can I Do), Mama Imelda (Remember Me) please and thank you
Omg that's a great idea
Omg he's just the god of facial expressions.
...oh yeah, and he's good at singing, too
emma wally ikr
Lafayette! (Hello, fellow Hamilfam)
emma wally just imagine him waking up and practicing like 100 facial expressions
I fully agree he has a good singing technique
Good comment very true
HES ALIVE
Twighlightmoon I THOUGHT HE DIED
Jesus Christ
Twighlightmoon yes he is !!!!!!
1000th like and ikr i got so excited when i saw this
He's been here and there like in Brandon Rogers, Lucas, and I think he was in macdoesit it's like a game of where's Waldo
2024 checking in
It’s 2023 now. I want a 4th!! 😭😭
Me: *going about my normal day*
My brain: *I'm a happy little ThOT*
miniamazingsophie oK
OKAY!
Thats my favourite part when he says that.
I had Herc's part stuck in my head all day...
xD
This entire song popped into my head during a math test so I can relate👌
Imagine Jon's closet, just full of different colors of plain shirts.
when you said closet I immediately thought of coming out of it
Jon: Hmmm. Which colour have I not wore on TH-cam yet?”
Blue: hope he's bi
Blue later: they think I like guys
I had no right listening to this at the ripe old age of 10.
Jon Cozart has that special sort of look about him where he could play Prince Charming or the villain and still fit the role visually.
Casually Soft +
Yessss
So... He's hans
So Hans
*Hans*
Rumors of his death were greatly exaggerated
Of course you’re here lol
Not really surprised with Avenger & Star Wras in your bag :P
Jk man love your parodies but nobody beats paint
The intro for hercules part is the best!
Also aladdins intro too.
3:25- the jesus freak is super weak..... IM SOOO DIVINEEEEEE
See y’all in a year or two
Yep
Cya at 2020
We'll be waiting.
same
see ya
He cracked his voice for when he said “puberty” for Peter Pan.
@TheRealTouki there's no need to be a rude piece of crap
TheRealTouki they were stating the fact that he forced a crack when saying ‘puberty’ not the fact that puberty is common...
Maybe he's saying so, Selina.
Maybe, Night, but that's not an excuse for Touki to be rude
that thing that basically hates everything that’s how it’s supposed to be
Rewatching all of these and from the first video to this, you can see how much he’s improved vocally. It’s amazing.
02:48 → "Hope he's bi"
03:25 → "That 'Jesus' freak is super weak."
03:28 → "I'm soooo divineeee"
05:07 → "Screw Truuuummmpppppp"
Hey this masterpiece takes years to do!... see y’all in a year or two
See ya
HIS VOCAL RANGE GIVES ME LIFFFFEEE
Zena check out nick pitera you'll love it
Jess1025 oh my gosh nick pitera is insane. I saw him live at vidcon before I even knew who he was and I thought he was lip synching. It was insane!
Jess1025 his phantom of the opera vid is killer
Natural tenor
Zena it’s called auto-tuning
The transition from Peter Pan to Hercules will always make me scream
When part 4 😫
That moment when you realize you've memorized all three of these.... and still want another
Three? Are we watching the same video?
@@GreenLab-vo7vs hun.... it literally says after ever after 3...
@@abbiezarslytherin3798 oh god I feel like an idiot.
@@GreenLab-vo7vs LOL, that’s me
Same
Can we just take a second to appreciate Jon’s range in this. Not just vocally either. The writing, costumes, acting, and the music! Don’t even get me started. He did so many thing in here musically that are so cool! From switching between style and interjections of different styles to support the themes (ex- “Christo, Christo” in the herc part). Amazing work as alway, Jon!
He has so much talent, he should give some to less fortunate people like me. I really need it.
Ella Bella I know me too! 😂
Perfect everything,just perfect
Ella Bella it’s called hard work and diligence 🤷♂️
I agree but aren’t the costumes just different colored t shirts
Ive loved your videos for the longest time, ever since i was a kid I've been listening to you xD thank you for being you and everything you've done and uploaded :-) we enjoy every minute!
Ok but like the beat drop at 2:38 has me OBSESSED
OMG THIS IS HAPPENING EVERYBODY STAY CALM
I'm not freaking out, YOU'RE FREAKING OUT!!!
Sarah Fayed tell me why his head bigger than my future
HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT
Sarah Fayed BUT I CAN'T!!!!!
Jefte VS omg yes YAYYAYAYYAYYAYA
HE DID IT!
Leoreo I don’t want to like it because there’s 169 likes!😂
Welp I’m late teheeh
Leoreo WOOOO
Leoreo que bueno que paraste con esa cagada de las 10 hs
The aladdin one always gives me chills bc of the lyrics
The ending of this song literally pays tribute to the first one that he made!! Has anyone else realized that? I sure did and love it!!
Simba: Extinction
Peter Pan: Puberty
Hercules: Religion (Christianity)
Aladdin: Holy war
//sees the thumbnail
“That looks a little weird, did he change the thumbnail-“
//sees “3”
“wait.”
“WAIT.”
Qalaxysnail I’M WHEEZING 🤣🤣🤣🤣
HAHAHA SAME
GIRL I SWEAR!!! I CLICKED SO FAST I BROKE MY THUMB BUT IT WAS WORTH IT.
OMG SAME btw this comment gave me goosebumps haha
HONESTLYYYYYY
It's been 5 years since this video and I still have faith in a part 4
We need a sequel
This is number 3, there’s two more
Imagine ending your own hiatus this hard
6th GRADE ME IS S C R E A M I N G
S A M E
Well I am in 6th grade but in my mind is screaming
11TH GRADE ME IS ALSO SCREAMING
Kylie Fay SAME
Kylie Fay RIGHT
ok 1 more... the transition into Hercules is absolute fire.
Revisiting these because I watched them when I was 10 and now I’ve realized I really didn’t understand any of the lyrics back then. Kinda funny how fast you can mature and realize that you were really innocent!