Warhammer Total War 2 Lore, Tyrion and Teclis Legendary lords of Ulthuan

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  • @tobiashagstrom4168
    @tobiashagstrom4168 7 ปีที่แล้ว +464

    So... the horse they gave him was a direct descendant of "the father of all horses". That's not really very impressive. Because by definition, all horses meet the criteria of being descend from the thing which all horses descends from.

    • @XraynPR
      @XraynPR 7 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Another case of giving something a meaningless title in order to make people feel good about it ... next in line: "Tyrion, the executive bodyguard"

    • @joshuafarrell8516
      @joshuafarrell8516 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Tobias Hagström This

    • @Altrantis
      @Altrantis 7 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      I bet you're descended directly from the father of all humans, aren't you.

    • @Orlunu
      @Orlunu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Ah, but 'tis patrilineally descended. Pure man-horse, there.

    • @Screamingmanta
      @Screamingmanta 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      The fantasy equivalent of "Assistant to the Regional Manager."

  • @shanemczane6725
    @shanemczane6725 7 ปีที่แล้ว +633

    "Not being particularly human."
    Yes Arch, they are elves after all.

    • @Moreau121
      @Moreau121 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Shane McZane +

    • @daswordofgork9823
      @daswordofgork9823 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Strasznik it is pointy eared butt fuckers! please.....

    • @TheInspektork
      @TheInspektork 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Knife-eared gits, more like

    • @Buzzy_Bland
      @Buzzy_Bland 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shane McZane **shrugs** Well, you got what he meant, eh?

    • @nightofraven
      @nightofraven 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not being particularly elves
      they are god after all.

  • @jakobos93
    @jakobos93 7 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    Why am I not surprised that a Norscan is blinded by the brilliance of our people's glorious heroes and goes on to slander them for simply being too good for his low standards. Snarf snarf snarf

    • @Prince__Teclis
      @Prince__Teclis 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      In completely unrelated news, Tyrion and I are going on a brief trip to the Chaos Wastes.

    • @elric7415
      @elric7415 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Prince Teclis Have fun! I'll send many greater demons and dark elf cold one riders as a "helping party" don't wan't the little princes dying to the chaos forces now do we ;)

    • @jakobos93
      @jakobos93 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +No Land Beyond please do. A few Greater Demons and an entire cohort of Cold One Knights is what our magnificent leaders would consider a morning warmup

    • @Prince__Teclis
      @Prince__Teclis 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      No Land Beyond Oh how thoughtful, I'll now be able to practice my spells while watching Tyrion beat a greater daemon using a dead Cold One Knight as a weapon.

    • @gasmonkey1000
      @gasmonkey1000 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      jakobos93 Why am I not surprised a knife ear is a f****t? (I'M JOKING MAN)!

  • @CharlesUrban
    @CharlesUrban 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Teclis is much more palatable when you imagine him as having coped with his health trouble by developing a massive sarcastic streak and making snide remarks about his oh-so-perfect brother at every opportunity.

  • @Prince__Teclis
    @Prince__Teclis 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I demand artwork of Tyrion fighting a greater daemon with a broken chair leg.

    • @nomad7865
      @nomad7865 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes

    • @amandag.6186
      @amandag.6186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Unfortunately, none of the artists have nade it to this day

  • @lokenlok3114
    @lokenlok3114 7 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    For a band of outcasts who live in a desolate wasteland and are just as fond of killing each other as they are their shiny kin, those dark elves do seem to breed at a rapid pace.

    • @MrMortull
      @MrMortull 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I always thought it was more a case that the High Elves breed *especially* slowly. Something about Ulthuan 'slowing down' somehow and making everyone who lives there less virile.
      Probably has to do with their weird magical vortex business.

    • @fendelphi
      @fendelphi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      The High Elves are basically extremely depressed and unmotivated. They simply try to "exist" rather than "live". Their dark cousins are much more motivated and invigorated. They have lots of ambitions and desires. So even if their upbringing and environment is harsher, they seem to thrive.
      Basically, translated to human standards, the DE starts reproducing in their late teens(due to their reckless nature), while most HE are 30+ year old virgins(Exaggerated ofc).
      That, and the High Elves does tend to get into several "almost cataclysmic" events on a regular basis. Either from their cousins, greenskins or the forces of Chaos.
      They also, from time to time, send out fairly big expeditions to far away places, to turn the tide of a great war or to save the world from destruction. And those expeditions usually have a high body count as well.
      Finally, Elves mature slowly on top of all that, which compound all the other effects.

    • @MrPyroCrab
      @MrPyroCrab 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Kinda hard to not breed when you're constantly engaging in bloody murder-orgies...

    • @2absolutelynots
      @2absolutelynots 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Not to mension the many many fuck cults the dark elves have. Being as soon as possible you are taught to fuck every single person you see. The Asur god of rape, and Asur Pleasure god have a very high influence upon dark elven society's. They literally divote most of their women to fuck sessions then send them of to war. If they live the child is born.

    • @reidparker1848
      @reidparker1848 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@fendelphi
      Ehhh, I wouldn't say unmotivated. Their current situation is just difficult. Beset by DE invasions, and then Chaos starts getting involved...but they pull through in the end. In actual canon (not the ET garbage timeline)

  • @Talon323
    @Talon323 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    This video in a nutshell.
    Tyrion:
    Ward save 1+
    Teklis:
    Can reroll powerdices untill he gets irresistable force without miscast.

    • @blackjack2526
      @blackjack2526 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ...
      PARDON?!
      HOW IN THE NAME OF KHAINE DOES HE HAVE 1+ WARD SAVE?!

    • @martinpurrio1730
      @martinpurrio1730 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jack Vile Ripper its 1+ armour save and 4+ ward save

    • @blackjack2526
      @blackjack2526 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@martinpurrio1730 I know that the Dragon Armour of Aenarion allows Tyrion to have 1+ Armor Save and 4+ Ward Save.
      What I was most bewildered about was thr fact that in the first comment, it says that Tyrion has *1+* Ward Save.
      1+ Ward Save!!!!
      That means that 5 times out of 6, he ALWAYS repell any enemy damage. A Nat 1 being always a failure of course.
      This makes him even more stronger than Archaon in terms of Armour.

    • @Washeek
      @Washeek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@blackjack2526 ...Whooosh
      It was a "summary of the video" basically another way to express what the video does express: They are both marry sue characters.

    • @SvengelskaBlondie
      @SvengelskaBlondie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Ward save 1+"
      Tyrion had something better, Plot armor.

  • @jessefishinghawk8209
    @jessefishinghawk8209 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    The child has duck tape arch, magical elven duct tape. Best way to fix something made by the gods.

    • @Altrantis
      @Altrantis 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It would be more effective if he was redhead. Everyone knows when a redhead child pees on a hot piece of steel, it becomes indestructible.

    • @amandag.6186
      @amandag.6186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No they had Flex Tape

  • @Cpt0bviouss
    @Cpt0bviouss 7 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Eh, at this point you can't really blame the High Elves for being overpowered. I mean, it's their thing... it's like blaming the orks for being green. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm a High Elf... that means I'm better than you.

    • @christiandauz3742
      @christiandauz3742 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If they were not overpowered, they would have lasted long enough to create the Vortex
      Ironically, the Empire Humans share some of the same flaws as the High Elves and the Dwarves (And also the same strengths)

    • @sernoddicusthegallant6986
      @sernoddicusthegallant6986 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No but I can blame the writers

    • @ceresbane
      @ceresbane 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sernoddicusthegallant6986 thats the sad part of GW. They created universes with alot of potential and... they picked the cheapest wordsmiths to explore it.

  • @finnishhistorian6459
    @finnishhistorian6459 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Your sense of humour and rants are extremely entertaining; I was smiling and chuckling all the way to the end.
    I played High Elves in tabletop before Age of Sigmarines, and I can see exactly why you would despise Tyrion and Teclis as characters. They're quite one-dimensional, and there is so much plot armour in addition to some way too obvious deus ex machinas.

  • @letitabee
    @letitabee 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Aaah shittons of cash, the best kind of magic.

    • @Moreau121
      @Moreau121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Batman approves.

    • @SPQRcat
      @SPQRcat 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I cast: Trust Fund Bolt!!!

  • @R_Osiris_Sepp
    @R_Osiris_Sepp 7 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Last time I was this early, we didn't have a god-emperor yet

    • @R_Osiris_Sepp
      @R_Osiris_Sepp 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      My sincerest apologies! I hope that you'll find it in yourself to forgive my heretic thoughts and I plead you not report me to the inquisition.

    • @blittleton4751
      @blittleton4751 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Ramses well emps only started being emps a handful of a hundred years fire the start of humanity. Thanks shamans... Thanks

  • @FuelDropforthewin
    @FuelDropforthewin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "Send me your champions"
    *Fires half a dozen boltthrowers and pincushions the arrogant little prick*
    Alternatively: *Tyrion slays Dark Elf Champion* *Dark Elves hit him with around a thousand repeater crossbow bolts.*

    • @Prince__Teclis
      @Prince__Teclis 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ben Colecliffe I would honestly love to see crossbow bolts even try to damage armour that has survived hits from greater daemons.

    • @FuelDropforthewin
      @FuelDropforthewin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Saturation fire. Enough crossbow bolts and he'll be buried in them and unable to dig his way out :P

  • @onlycorndog6322
    @onlycorndog6322 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    36 minutes of "Teclic" instead of "Teclis". My OCD is screaming!

  • @ce017
    @ce017 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    At least the game kept with the lore. I just sent a lvl 32 Tyrion, maxed out in all battle skills, at a 700 rat strong army of skaven and he routed them all and killed 250 of the vermin all on his own. He never dropped below half health. Good job CA you hit the nail on the head with that one

  • @masterarash7
    @masterarash7 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Tyrion and Teclis sound dope! I was pumped about the high elves before but now even more so. Cant wait for TW -Warhammer 2

  • @undertakernumberone1
    @undertakernumberone1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Almost certainly we will also be seeing his moody brother"... yes, having him confirmed in the description of the game on Steam is apprantley "almost"

  • @powerist209
    @powerist209 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:10- Well, to be fair, the Everqueen Alarielle happened to be the daughter of the previous one he screwed. Just happen to have a bad luck of her getting killed before Alarielle took the throne at a young age. So Finubar just decided to ignore it deliberately for sake of not committing incest.

  • @ABorderPrince
    @ABorderPrince 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Lumber yard gang rape lol is this a Norwegian turn of phrase?

  • @DracoMaverick
    @DracoMaverick 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "they aren't characters on a human level"
    Well yeah they are elves

  • @bigfinn1652
    @bigfinn1652 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Tyrion has been confirmed for a while now. He is mentioned on the steam page while, curiously, Teclis is not.

    • @patheticbadger3478
      @patheticbadger3478 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      but teclis is in the TWW 2 trailer

    • @bigfinn1652
      @bigfinn1652 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That he is. I'm not saying he's not in the game. All I said was that he isn't mentioned on the Steam page. But I'm sure we can all agree it's pretty much guaranteed he is the other Legendary Lord.

    • @patheticbadger3478
      @patheticbadger3478 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Big Finn well i never said u nerver thought he would be in the game but Tyrion is probably going to be the faction leader.

    • @khalduras784
      @khalduras784 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Big Finn another thing to back up that Teclis is the other legendary lord is the fact that CA themselves called the high elf in the trailer "Teclis"

    • @patheticbadger3478
      @patheticbadger3478 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      well big finn said that he also belives that Teclis is going to be the second legendary lord.

  • @coldstar1054
    @coldstar1054 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I have no idea if I'm supposed to laugh in amusement or cringe in disgust when listening to your innuendos and colorful lore.

  • @PanosKalaigidis
    @PanosKalaigidis 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This has been one of the most hilarious videos of you I've seen so far, and one I totally agree with, esp since the lore contained within is correct.
    Tyrion and Teclis remind me of The Brothers Majere from the Dragonlance D&D Campaign Setting, although with those two the warrior brother is not so absurdly OP and is actually an interesting character.

  • @iknowthestrippers
    @iknowthestrippers 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    These guys are my favourite characters in Warhammer. It's why I played High Elves in table top

  • @jackson1030
    @jackson1030 7 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    I enjoy your videos, but each one seems to include more and more..."ass play references" (to put it kindly). Arch, is it time to tell us where the bad man touched you?

    • @blittleton4751
      @blittleton4751 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      He probably has a elf fetish

    • @nextdoorneighbour
      @nextdoorneighbour 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Slaanesh is effecting him.

    • @Aizen2468
      @Aizen2468 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He's like Kitten from TTSD! Kitten hated the Tau for....interesting reasons XD

    • @blittleton4751
      @blittleton4751 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      you responded 1 month late

    • @Aizen2468
      @Aizen2468 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah you're probably right XD

  • @nyanko2077
    @nyanko2077 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is probably the most hilarious warhammer lore video I have ever watched. Thank you for this awesome moment Arch!

  • @deathmachine808
    @deathmachine808 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "as the feel of a winkie in a dark alley, and with much the same outcome"... love you Arch.

  • @wtfisthisnonsense
    @wtfisthisnonsense 7 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Hmm... nope, sorry Arch, I still like the shiny pointy eared pansies.
    although I do prefer their tree hugging cousins in Athel Loren :D

    • @Altrantis
      @Altrantis 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Some people hate overly perfect characters, or overly arrogant characters, specially if that arrogance is justified. Personally I like arrogant characters, and hate exaggeratedly manly characters, like dwarves, or orcs (To be fair, I wouldn't throw the Warhammer orcs in that basket. They're special, they're more of a force of nature than a bunch of sweaty, hairy, aggressive muscle dudes obsessed with beer. I was mostly referring to the Warcraft orcs.)

    • @wtfisthisnonsense
      @wtfisthisnonsense 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I agree, in a way Its a different kind of "fantasy exaggeration" along with the heavily muscled manly men and perfect hourglass figure busty ladies, etc. (not that I don't also enjoy those exaggerations)
      As for Orcs, yeah I prefer Warhammer orcs, their 40k equivalent and Tolkein's orcs to the more "humanized" orcs of Warcraft and the Elder scrolls universes (I know, Orsimer are technically elves, but still). Warhammer Orcs seem to add that little bit of comedy without detracting too much from the overall feel.

    • @Runenschuppe
      @Runenschuppe 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Main High Elf player here, and no one can destroy my like for them... but I'll still never field Tyrion or Teclis. Malekith or Caledor sure, but the those two, meh.

    • @andriuspakulis2948
      @andriuspakulis2948 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Grdsman both still better than certain furry psychopats that lives underground

    • @maxthepaladin2147
      @maxthepaladin2147 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Personally I think that dwarves (or dwarfs, whatever) as a whole are, in a way, destined to be rather hillarious: Come on, they are a race of short, aggresive viking cosplayers with metal fetish (Warhammer overkill doesn't do much to prevent it). And that's(among other things) why I like them - they are pretty much parody of themselves

  • @batuhandagl6826
    @batuhandagl6826 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Finubar has been dead in his room for 275 years and no one bothered checking him? *I JUST CAN'T*

  • @Acesahn
    @Acesahn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Oh man, I actually am excited to play as these two... maybe this video was supposed to dissuade me but no way lol.

  • @SanskerL
    @SanskerL 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Bah, I don't mind elves that much. Yes, they are arrogant pricks but considering everyone in this universe is either mental or reality breaking stupid… just roll with it.

  • @YTzinkk
    @YTzinkk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    @1:25 "a frail body"
    Can't breath over here

  • @galling2052
    @galling2052 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I don't need their lore to hate them...they are elfs that means that they are already botom of the barrel.

  • @fendelphi
    @fendelphi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Basically, Tyrion is a character from Dynasty Warriors, slaughtering fodder in the hundreds in each engagement. :)

  • @alithanar8
    @alithanar8 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Give me these two true heroes over the corruptible humans that will eventually fall short and give into Chaos

  • @Khornflakesftw
    @Khornflakesftw 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    One could say.. Arch doesn't like them very much...

    • @Prince__Teclis
      @Prince__Teclis 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Khornflakesftw That's like saying Khorne is a tiny bit upset.

  • @JCDenton2012Modder
    @JCDenton2012Modder 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The Dark Elf story arc had very little BDSM. I demand an apology.
    :3

  • @borgCube100
    @borgCube100 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Your lore is a lil rusty.
    They were children when they where taken to Lothern.
    Also, Caledor, not a god, created the amour of Anearion. Just like the sword.
    Btw, not giving hate, I'm just exhausted.
    Also - Teclis harvested the very essence of a god when he was 16 to badly harm a greater demon. Of course you'd make him more badass.

    • @amandag.6186
      @amandag.6186 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      They were more teenagers when they were taken

  • @Lucarionape
    @Lucarionape 7 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Where's my death Korps arch ?

    • @SamTheManWhoCanTwice
      @SamTheManWhoCanTwice 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      yer arch, where are his death korps?

    • @SultanOfAwesomeness
      @SultanOfAwesomeness 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +SamTheManWhoCanTwice
      They're all probably dead anyway.

    • @ArchYouTube
      @ArchYouTube  7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      very very very far away

    • @Lucarionape
      @Lucarionape 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Arch Warhammer is that time wise or distance wise and are we factoring in the warp ?

    • @Memento--Mori
      @Memento--Mori 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Arch Warhammer Damn. A huge majority want DK... RIP

  • @GoobusBoobus99
    @GoobusBoobus99 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When you mentioned the dark armored elephant in the room I thought of dark elf elephants riders and enjoyed the thought of it

  • @NBeaver-bx4yl
    @NBeaver-bx4yl 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Pretty sure Mazdamundi is stronger
    nobody beat lord Pepe the magic Frog

  • @Avenging_Phoenix
    @Avenging_Phoenix 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I quite enjoy Tyrion and Teclis personally, but I understand why some people don't. But complaining about Tyrion hacking through Dark Elves really threw me off while listening to this, it's fucking warhammer of course there will be characters that can cut down armies. and honestly Tyrion has a legitimate reason for his powers, he's the Demigod Aenarion reborn using the greatest armor ever forged and and immensely powerful sword that if I recall correctly was crafted by Caledor Dragontamer himself. As for Teclis, he was given the artefacts because of his lineage and I imagine because the elves had scried his future and forseen a great destiny for him. most of the complaints in this video seem ill informed or just spiteful for the sake of being spiteful.

    • @zoidslegacy1
      @zoidslegacy1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      when you realize how funny it is that since teclis and tyrion are fighting against malekith a son of their distant ancestor, the current dark/high elf civil war is essentially a family spat with armies in the middle screaming
      teclis / tyrion vs crazy uncle with his own country

    • @PobortzaPl
      @PobortzaPl 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      > spiteful for the sake of being spiteful.
      Yep, that's what typical Arch rant is.

    • @user-kn2qk8ly8c
      @user-kn2qk8ly8c 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wish they have had a brotherly conflict thou.

    • @RoyalKnightish
      @RoyalKnightish 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@user-kn2qk8ly8c Haven't you read the end times? Teclis made Tyrion's life as miserable as a fuckin skaven. So, Tyrion decided gunning Teclis's ass for most of the time because of that.

  • @Sara3346
    @Sara3346 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    " I guess it would've made him a little bit too interesting " 😭👌
    Your tongue is a sharp as a razor, call out those writers at GW, yeah!

  • @nicholasagnew9631
    @nicholasagnew9631 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "A frail body!" 😂😂😂

  • @setsunatenma9467
    @setsunatenma9467 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Teclis reminds me elric of meliboune. Both are frail eleves but are powerful mages. Considering the influence of elric in warhammer verse wouldn't be surprised if teclis is a warhammer fantasy version of him

  • @wickedheart8201
    @wickedheart8201 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "practicing the 2m Masturbation and Magic" i only practice 1m and is sadly not magic

    • @klpihl
      @klpihl 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wicked Heart well you are atleast not alone

  • @notaheretic6675
    @notaheretic6675 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    10000 Years Of Training vs Plot Armor

  • @Xenophontes
    @Xenophontes 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like the high elves. I guess im an oldy in this sense but i like the white night, always dashing, always powerful, never weak heroes. Its probably why i like superman as well.

  • @webuser2014
    @webuser2014 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was an hilarious Story to listen. Enjoyed every minute. Great Job.

  • @SomeGuy-cp1km
    @SomeGuy-cp1km 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Anybody else notice Arch seems unusually obsessed with "violent buttraepe from behind" today or is it just me?

    • @soldierfromkrieg6460
      @soldierfromkrieg6460 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      "fucked high elf twins into moaning and gasping submission" I think I want to go to high elf lands

  • @Sara3346
    @Sara3346 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    " And I shall ignore that timeline as hard as the proponents of wage gap Theory reality" "But as the bear said to the bound man covered in honey and barbecue sauce, you're putting it on to dang thick"
    Oh arch your metaphors areso deliciously perfect, it's one of the reasons I subscribe to you after all. :-)

  • @TwinklesTheChinchilla
    @TwinklesTheChinchilla 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    How'd you find out about my dark alley incident? I still have nightmares... feeling that winky on my back... hearing those words... "Lemme Smash". Fortunately it was just Ron. Go find Beckeh, Ron.

  • @borgCube100
    @borgCube100 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    What??
    How could you hate them??
    Teclis saved the Empire
    Tyrion fights greater demons every other Tuesday.
    That's like saying that you hate Grimgore for being gory.

    • @Prince__Teclis
      @Prince__Teclis 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      borgCube100 He must worship Slaanesh. That would explain it.

    • @yogsothoth7594
      @yogsothoth7594 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Because they are presumptuous ass hats who are written as massive marry sues.

    • @borgCube100
      @borgCube100 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Y tho??
      And I agree Prince

    • @turmunhkganba1705
      @turmunhkganba1705 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      borgCube100 do they posses Ultra marines geneseed?

    • @sebastiankrant2738
      @sebastiankrant2738 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Because there is no character depth in that. They are the classical white knight and white mage respectivly. Beeing "badass" is not a defining character trait in and off itself, it only makes for a badass character, if there is profound reasoning, backstory and so on and so forth. And the classical hero tale is just boring. Even the modern founder of fantasy, Tolkien himself, had broken with that clischee, by first making the small hobbits the ones that define the outcome (instead of Gandalf or Aragorn) and than have Sam, instead of the "chosen one" Frodo, be the hero of the day.
      Grimgor was essentially a parody, as its the norm with orks. He literally punched out the antichrist, because funny. However, with the elves we have two characters, that are definitly meant to be serious. And still it boils down to: Beat incredible odds, best incredible foes and take on incredible challenges, because heroes.
      No real weaknesses (yay, "really frail" and "cant do stealth", what original weaknesses for the bookworm and the hero respectivly), no negative traits, everyone loves them and those that dont are instantly brandished as assholes.
      And thats the difference between real life and fantasy for you: A real soldier that would have, say, destroy an entire nazi-tank-batallion by himself would be a hero and certainly a badass, since thats hard. But writing a character that does this is easy. The question is: Why? How could he? What depth does he possess? In general, a character that only is "badass" and "heroic" should easier be in the background or played for fun.

  • @powerist209
    @powerist209 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:08- Well, Tyrion did go nuts after seeing his daughter sacrificed and turn himself into Avatar of Khaine.
    Unlike 40k, Khaine is the Evil god in that universe. Plus somehow Malekith is somehow rightful king, ignoring how much he try to pillage Ulthuan and what he almost did to Alarielle.
    Wait...that never happened.

    • @alyssinclair8598
      @alyssinclair8598 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      powerist just ignore the end times.

    • @christiandauz3742
      @christiandauz3742 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      If End Times was faithful to the lore:
      -High Elves and Dark Elves kill each other
      -Morghur destroys the Wood Elves
      -Krell would be serving Chaos
      -Phar joins Chaos and backstabs BOTH Settra and Nagash!
      -The Chaos Gods revive BOTH Vlad and Isabella!
      -Changeling would have killed Karl Franz or Volkmar
      -Khazak and Boris kill each other
      -Egil Styreborn and his son ravage Bretonnia (And butcher both the King and the Fay Lady)
      -After surviving the Sundering 2.0, Morathi joins Chaos
      -Part of the Bretonnian Nobility joins Chaos when they learn that they were puppets of the Wood Elves
      -Archaon chokes Grimgor to death (The Everchosen strangle a Bloodthrister before he had all of his power)
      -Vardek Crom and Valten kill each other (Crom is equal in power to Grimgor)
      -Skaven and Chaos Dwarves launch Nukes at Lustria and the Southlands
      -Skaven and Beastmen create Earthquakes, destroying Nuln and Altdorf
      -Due to the Chaos Dwarfs Factories, Chaos has more Artillery than any other faction (Normal Dwarves still build everything by hand)
      -Karanok the Black awakens and kills all the Ogres that don't submit to Chaos

    • @MelkorTolkien
      @MelkorTolkien 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Khaine in fantasy is more like Malal than the Khaine from 40k. Wielding his sword allowed Aenerion to kill every greater daemon of each Chaos God and gave him a desire to kill the entire world.

  • @garyterry5876
    @garyterry5876 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    You deserve an internet medal for this video.

  • @sassysaddles9981
    @sassysaddles9981 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    when i see teclis roaming lustria i stop everything im doing and throw my army at him! guy just pisses me off

  • @soaseMATTS
    @soaseMATTS 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    That monologue from 3:00 onwards is one of the funniest descriptions I have heard in my life.

  • @viperblitz11
    @viperblitz11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    While I still prefer 40k, it's refreshing to see how much more cohesive Warhammer Fantasy's world is. It's brutal and dark, but by and large as long as you're not a skaven or orc it isn't constant madness either.

    • @lokenontherange
      @lokenontherange 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Neither is 40K. The lore focuses almost entirely on war and space marines and demons but for most people it'd be a pretty dull yet peaceful life.

    • @viperblitz11
      @viperblitz11 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lokenontherange Eh, I don't really buy that as an excuse. A galactic scale empire is too huge for the average populace to be factored in anymore. When you start reaching into the trillions, spread them out across interstellar distances and give them unreliable forms of transportation and communication, it would take something truly apocalyptic in scale to noticeably affect the lives of more than half of them. And given the events of M41 999, I think that may just happen.

  • @queekheadtaker7327
    @queekheadtaker7327 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's scary that Matt ward of all people made Tyron a more distinct character with his anger and libido

  • @kazen16
    @kazen16 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Another Arch classic episode! well done sir this is entertainment and informative as always!

  • @AFCoulthard
    @AFCoulthard 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Was just wanting more lore videos and here is one ! Huzzah!

    • @Winterofash
      @Winterofash 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stop your bitching at least you got some lore and it's not even Friday

    • @AFCoulthard
      @AFCoulthard 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      How am I bitching? I was looking through some lore videos I missed and then this one got uploaded so I said hurrah. That is the opposite of bitching...

  • @alithanar8
    @alithanar8 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    The story of Tyrion and Teclis was my bedtime story for my formative years... I love the Asur

  • @invincibleunderthesun8545
    @invincibleunderthesun8545 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    What a nice young man. I wonder if he likes Tyrion and Teclis

  • @Fenris86
    @Fenris86 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Over half an hour of Arch riffing on Teclis and Tyrion? Sign me up!

  • @thrandy9031
    @thrandy9031 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That intro filled with your passive-aggresivness HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  • @dank_smirk9971
    @dank_smirk9971 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You see, this is why I prefer to play Orcs. They kill Elves, that makes them good people.

  • @drupiROM
    @drupiROM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The two "m's" masturbation and magic. Love your channel, thank you and please don't ever change.

  • @bellomori9944
    @bellomori9944 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Disney: oh look logic*throws out logic*well pass just ass plot armor and a whole lost on nonsense
    Every cliche hero: come on lads let's follow Disney's lead

  • @arnesieper8332
    @arnesieper8332 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    i am seeing this video today for the first time (i always though i had seen it already, and so never bothered)
    your mentioning of morrowind is so on point, im dying here

  • @madskristiansen
    @madskristiansen 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dead in his room the last 275 years, because nobody checked on him...? Is that real? Because if so... NO! That is too stupid!!!

  • @kylevidauri4869
    @kylevidauri4869 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I should also note that I can't wait to stomp the High Elves with the Vampire Counts and Orcs. Having Grimgor facestomp Teclics into the dirt and Azhag fry Tyrion and feed his perfect ponce head to Skullmuncha would be fucking orgasmically fun.
    Meanwhile having Manfred stomp on Tryion while Kemmler looks at Teclics badass elf swordsmanship, laughs, summons yet MORE zombies, and watches him drown in spooky things.

  • @jacobpaulsen9540
    @jacobpaulsen9540 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm sad you didn't bring up the Shadow King Alith Anar he is a pointy ear that I actually don't mind and has a pretty good back story during the Sundering

  • @dropdead234
    @dropdead234 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Well, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?" Really enjoyed the verbal assault and battery! (Slow clap.) Truly, TRULY. inspired! ROTFLMAO!!!

  • @tomgauntley
    @tomgauntley 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love that the way you spoke and told there stories was awesome and interesting/funny

  • @93Avenger93
    @93Avenger93 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ah ... Tyrion and Teclis. And people think Guilliman and the Ultramarines are Mary Sues. They have no ideea ...

  • @BarokaiRein
    @BarokaiRein 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I had to pause the video to laugh for about a solid minute after that "now after being awarded XP and some DM hand out weapons.." bit

  • @beastofthemount414
    @beastofthemount414 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Gordrakk The Fist of Gork and hes followers are still some tough modha-fuckas

  • @m3divh
    @m3divh 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Haha sometimes your script is absolutely hillarious. Thank you very much for the entertaainment. Hope you do well. Love from germany

  • @catgath9718
    @catgath9718 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The boys could have gotten closer to each other because they were so different. The perfect physical son shared his story's of the outside world with the smarter but weaker brother. Who in turn shared his story's of what he discovered reading and of there fathers tasks.

  • @unnamedshadow1866
    @unnamedshadow1866 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So Kroq-Gar has been confirmed as the 2nd LL for the Lizardmen!

  • @charlesw5919
    @charlesw5919 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Within every knife ear is a human waiting to be born.

  • @hehehehehehehehe5791
    @hehehehehehehehe5791 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    when will malekith video come?

    • @istvanandras725
      @istvanandras725 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      King Azaghal Of Belegost try the dark elf lore video from arch.

  • @andreasimoncini2793
    @andreasimoncini2793 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    thanks for all the awesome videos man keep up the good work

  • @garyterry5876
    @garyterry5876 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Those similes and metaphors, man. Top notch!

  • @karolkwiecjasz9356
    @karolkwiecjasz9356 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ok, so today it's like birthday on Arch's channel. Just when I started watching the Rogue Trader ones I got stopped in the middle...
    Many people think we get Morathi as a 2nd Starting Lord for Sado Masso Elves but I hope CA holds themselves and makes out of her a standoff DLC: Morathi vs Alarielle. Many suggest it'll end up beeing Alarielle vs Hellebron but I think the old crone should be more welcome in a standoff DLC against the Skaven; she's a vermin too, after all...

  • @NewGuy2534
    @NewGuy2534 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The ONLY “quirk” I could find of these two is that Tyrion snores and is a lightweight once the sun goes down. And Teclis is a night owl.

  • @bahamut12th
    @bahamut12th 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    That second c you added to Teclis bugged me so bad

  • @trippfields279
    @trippfields279 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Hail Malekith

    • @Altrantis
      @Altrantis 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's fitting your symbol is the crest of House Greyjoy. I feel the men of the iron isles and the dark elves would feel some kinship. Before they proceed to go to war with one another of course.

    • @Rellana1
      @Rellana1 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Which is why the dark elves have always attempted to stop the Empire and the High Elves going to war against the Dark elves,with the empire providing the manpower than the High Elves lack,while they could quite literally bring the firepower to back the Empire up. I doubt the Dark elves would fair well in such a war.

  • @Southerly93
    @Southerly93 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    So Twarhammer 2 is going to have 3 of the most OP magic users in the entire world, and two ridiculously powerful melee specialists. This should be interesting.

  • @LordOfTheObvious
    @LordOfTheObvious 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    OH GOD ! HE UNLOCKED THE PULL POWER OF MORROWING ALCHEMY !
    All is lost. Reality shell fall before him as he drinks a horde of INT potions... and then... a potion of endless stats.

  • @ebenezer1690
    @ebenezer1690 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you Arch

  • @tylerdarkcaster8322
    @tylerdarkcaster8322 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Not that it's that important, but they are both confirmed. Teclis confirmed in the cinematic and a video released by CA. Tyrion confirmed on the Steam Store page with this line "Prince Tyrion, Defender of Ulthuan, guides the High Elves in their desperate efforts to stabilize the vortex as it roils above their home continent."

  • @liveAiming
    @liveAiming 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    God i could hear those phrases by Arch all fking day

  • @archyneverpicked
    @archyneverpicked 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    on a scale of Belle from Twilight to Harry Potter, how much of a mary sue are these two?

  • @kylevidauri4869
    @kylevidauri4869 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    "since Theon Greyjoy and JUDAS..." Full stop can't stop laughing good god.

  • @atgod6
    @atgod6 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    If i had a penny for every time a winkie in a dark alley routed me, i would be very rich indeed

  • @undertakernumberone1
    @undertakernumberone1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "The witch king is the most powerful magic user in the world except maybe Lord Kroak"... What's with Mazdamundi? ANd Nagash?

    • @Prince__Teclis
      @Prince__Teclis 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      undertakernumberone1 And Caledor, and the other generations of Slaan.

  • @karl8957
    @karl8957 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How can the dark elves always field entire armys for the invasions of ultuan and the high elves not?

  • @oscarliljeby8182
    @oscarliljeby8182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I find it wierd that you dislike these guys, but like the primarchs so much... It's just hypocritical in all honesty.

    • @lokenontherange
      @lokenontherange 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tyrion and Teclis easily do things primarchs, Aenarion, and Sigmar would all struggle or be unable to do. They are absolutely broken characters with such unbelievably thick plot armour that it's frustrating to read their stories when other characters in Warhammer are so well written and make so much more sense in comparison. The only person in Warhammer who compares to Tyrion in melee is Gotrek and Gotrek has the excuse of being possessed by a dwarven god where Tyrion is just a normal elf.

    • @oscarliljeby8182
      @oscarliljeby8182 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@lokenontherange Logar skewred a titan through its void shield by throwing a metal rod at it. Logar... The weakest of all the primarchs managed something even a ship based weapon would struggle with.
      Magnus destroyed a pre fall eldar titan by thinking about it. Magnus, the abject failure of cognitive function.
      The emperor never struggled with anything, ever.
      Teclis n' Tyrions stories ended up as either dead, or a slave to Sigmar, and none of their actions, or exploits mattered not at all. Just like all others that was not Sigmar. Not even the chaos gods mattered in the end. Because, "SpEeChMaRiNeS iN fAnTaSy!"
      But, you're right. A none human being good at fighting in close combat is an abhorrent thought. What was GW thinking!?

  • @wrongix6544
    @wrongix6544 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ok... No malekith is not stronger than nagash. He was scared just to meet nagashes spirit haha