Every Game of Thrones Episode Ranked - The Wojcicki Cut

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  • @MikeStand11
    @MikeStand11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14437

    GoT is eating the greatest tub of ice cream you have ever had and then finding a dead rat at the bottom.

    • @Glidus
      @Glidus  3 ปีที่แล้ว +3744

      this is a perfect metaphor and i hate it

    • @BintyMcFrazzles
      @BintyMcFrazzles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +785

      ......And you've just accidentally bitten the dead rat.

    • @aaliyahmichelle6427
      @aaliyahmichelle6427 3 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      I disagree I feel the season was bad but gets way too much unnecessary hate

    • @BintyMcFrazzles
      @BintyMcFrazzles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@aaliyahmichelle6427 There are some great parts.

    • @dantesdad7930
      @dantesdad7930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Most accurate analogy ever

  • @Hank..
    @Hank.. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5501

    im glad Ned's death is appreciated for how shocking it was. When I first saw the episode, I remember thinking, "alright, this is stupid. I know we want the stakes to be high, but how can he possibly get out of this situation without it being super forced?" and then he just... doesn't, and it changed the way I saw the show completely.

    • @Ben-vg6ox
      @Ben-vg6ox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      If joffrey wasn't a maniacal idiot he would've lived like Cersei wanted him to. A shame

    • @apugalypse_now
      @apugalypse_now 2 ปีที่แล้ว +262

      @@Ben-vg6ox Cersei turned him into the little monster we remember him as, though. It was Robert who gave the boy temperance. It was Robert through whom Joffrey started redeeming himself near the end of the first season, apologizing to Sansa and making an honest effort at doing better by her. Once his father died Joffrey was truly doomed to become just as stupid and conniving and cruel as his mother.

    • @Serryy
      @Serryy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@Ben-vg6ox if Littlefinger didn't manipulate Joffrey, Ned would have lived too

    • @joyos413
      @joyos413 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Exactly same way I felt. Couldn’t believe it

    • @thehobowizard
      @thehobowizard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Same. When I watched the first season, I was only half paying attention for most of it. That was until Ned died, and I was like wth wasn't he the main character? Then I had to rewatch the whole season, and I was hooked.

  • @einherjar9364
    @einherjar9364 ปีที่แล้ว +508

    "Robert's Rebellion is built on a lie"
    Yeah, or maybe you know, it's built on the fact the King burned the Warden of the North alive, murdered his son, then ordered the heads of the new Warden of the North and the Lord Paramount of the Stormlands. Nah, I'm sure that has nothing to do with it.

    • @matt_9112
      @matt_9112 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      You have to take the adjacent hints with it:
      - Rikkard is Aemond
      - Brandon is Tormund
      - the letter demanding Robert's and Ned's heads was a faked by Littlefinger
      - all the other bad stuff about Aerys is just maester propaganda
      But seriously, probably the worst line in the show and Rhaegar fans gobble it up like crazy.

    • @fernandoaburto7040
      @fernandoaburto7040 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      EXACTLY!
      Everyone just talks about how it was about Robert's love for Lyanna, but many forget that not only the head and the heir of a great house were executed, but also that the king basically demanded the remaining heads of two great houses to be cut as well. They already had an alliance with another two great houses, so are you telling me that it's just about a lord's love for a girl?

    • @mikyto7313
      @mikyto7313 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      The obsession with that line is weird. Within the show's canon a lot of time has passed since Robert's Rebellion and by the time we are introduced to it much of history becomes a story. It's poetic to say that the rebellion was set aflame by Rhaegar kidnapping Lyanna. People like hearing stories where love is fought for and tyranny is the enemy instead of a complex political tale.
      It makes no sense Bran says it because he's omniscient (maybe) but the line itself is fine. Ideally it should have been Arya who says it. She never got much education and then spent most of her time with the Hound and then in Essos so her knowledge of that time would be quite limited even as a highborn.

    • @thehobowizard
      @thehobowizard 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      It drives me crazy when people gloss over that the rebellion was basically in self defense. Ned and Robert had no choice, win or die.

    • @nickklavdianos5136
      @nickklavdianos5136 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@mikyto7313even Arya would have known about her grandfather and uncle getting executed by the King for no good reason.

  • @MrTee-hw7mp
    @MrTee-hw7mp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3173

    By saying, “why do you think I came all this way?’l in the last episode, Bran exposed himself as a sadistic, twisted, psychopath who sat on crucial information that could’ve saved millions of lives, all so he could become King. All of this despite the fact that he clearly stated he couldn’t be Lord of anything in previous episodes. Seriously, the writing is SOOO bad it had to be intentional.

    • @matthewmcguire224
      @matthewmcguire224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +270

      That sounds like it could have been awesome: the unassuming wheelchair kid manipulating the world into becoming the king of it through insidious manipulation could have been dope. But you know.......

    • @DeepFriedLiver
      @DeepFriedLiver 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Bran isn’t sadistic. He’s fulfilling his destiny. He doesn’t have the ability to do anything other than what he’s meant to do. That’s what the hodor thing is about. He doesn’t ever get to choose to do that. It is an unavoidable fate. Bran understands that he doesn’t have any agency to change the future. His lack of desire to try and change the future is part and parcel with his 3 eyed raven abilities. That’s why he says he can’t be lord of anything. He’s meant to be king. A king isn’t a lord. In the same way a governor isn’t the president.

    • @simonriley4131
      @simonriley4131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@DeepFriedLiver the title of king of Westeros is referenced as "lord of the seven kingdoms"

    • @pyrobellator6009
      @pyrobellator6009 2 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      @@DeepFriedLiver ur making a lot of excuse for someone who doesn’t do anything and why exactly should he be a king. What in the story makes him a better king than others ? He isn’t a Baratheon he isn’t Targaryen he isn’t even a stark since he says so, he is literally a soulless monster and since you just said he can’t change anything why even have him as king he can’t change anything

    • @DeepFriedLiver
      @DeepFriedLiver 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@pyrobellator6009 not making excuses. Just explaining the storytelling. Bran isn’t a monster you seem hung up on that. Imagine a tree is watching leaves fall. Below is a gardener raking leaves into a pile to burn. Is the tree a monster because it doesn’t catch the falling leaves? Of course not because the tree doesn’t have a choice to catch the leaves. Bran doesn’t have a choice to save people from the destruction of kings landing. The same way he didn’t have a choice in turning Wylis into Hodor. He’s basically a tree.
      Also I never said Bran would make a good king. I said GRRM is asking if Bran would be better. Bran really isn’t acting as king. He’s just there. If Bran had agency change the world around him he’d clearly be the best choice for king. Because Bran can see the future, knows all good and bad choices made by everyone ever especially kings, and is kind. Who could possibly be better? GRRM doesn’t like to tell you what is best. He wants to ask you. th-cam.com/video/VT_tEwG5mEs/w-d-xo.html
      So how does GRRM ask the question. Well Bran can’t affect change so… Tyrion is really running the show. So what is the case for Tyrion? Well Tyrion is a witty and well read character who’s figuring out that wit and education aren’t the same thing as wisdom. Okay that’s a good start. Plus he has access to Bran maybe that will help. So… what’s his tax policy? That is one of the specific points GRRM asks about in the earlier video I mentioned. Well, Tyrion made Bronn master of coin. That’s right Tyrion made a guy who doesn’t know how interest works the guy in charge of taxes. Because he had to repay a debt and Lannisters always repay their debts. So not a good start. It’s clear Tyrion isn’t going to get through this without error. The question is rhetorical. Who would be a good king and why? You’re free to think Bran with Tyrion will be terrible or good. It’s ambiguous on purpose.

  • @jamesbell1206
    @jamesbell1206 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5172

    "Hodor had remained a fan favourite this far into this series in no small part due to the writer's inability to make him say terrible dialogue."
    I love Glidus

    • @neltins5308
      @neltins5308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      Its true, they made Tyrion so stupid by the end that Hodor looks like a more intelligent character

    • @johnnyskinwalker4095
      @johnnyskinwalker4095 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😂

    • @Jordan64852
      @Jordan64852 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      I’m glad Hodar didn’t make it to season 8 I already know they would have a scene where he would hit his head then proceed to talk normal just to say a punchline of a joke :|

    • @gayvinmcginnes2508
      @gayvinmcginnes2508 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@Jordan64852 oh god I could... totally see that happening.

    • @missautumn764
      @missautumn764 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That one made me pause the video to laugh out loud without missing any part of this genius fucking video. 😂

  • @williamdavis9018
    @williamdavis9018 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    I know it’s been two years but the insane accuracy of the “the only good thing that came out of this shot stain of an episode was the huge number of people who realized they could write a better story than this major studio production” line is genuinely off the charts

  • @NoLongerWhisper
    @NoLongerWhisper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +753

    In case anyone was wondering here are some fun facts about Glidus' list:
    Best Season (By Average Rank):
    1: Season 1, Average Rank 13.6
    2: Season 3, Average Rank 19.2
    3: Season 2, Average Rank 22.7
    4: Season 4, Average Rank 27.5
    5: Season 5, Average Rank 46.3
    6: Season 6, Average Rank 55.7
    7: Season 7, Average Rank 63
    8: Season 8, Average Rank 68.3
    Best Season Opener:
    1: Season 3, Rank 18
    2: Season 1, Rank 19
    3: Season 4, Rank 28
    4: Season 2, Rank 30
    5: Season 5, Rank 39
    6: Season 6, Rank 49
    7: Season 7, Rank 59
    8: Season 8, Rank 68
    Best Penultimate Episode:
    1: Season 4, Rank 1
    2: Season 2, Rank 3
    3: Season 3, Rank 4
    4: Season 1, Rank 5
    5: Season 5, Rank 50
    6: Season 6, Rank 62
    7: Season 7, Rank 66
    8: Season 8, Rank 73
    Best Season Finale:
    1: Season 1, Rank 2
    2: Season 2, Rank 11
    3: Season 3, Rank 23
    4: Season 5, Rank 41
    5: Season 4, Rank 43
    6: Season 6, Rank 51
    7: Season 7, Rank 69
    8: Season 8, Rank 72
    Biggest Gaps in Rank Between Consecutive Episodes:
    1: Season 4 Episodes 9 and 10, Difference of 42 (Rank 1 and Rank 43)
    2: Season 4 Episodes 2 and 3, Difference of 37 (Rank 7 and Rank 44)
    3: Season 3 Episodes 4 and 5, Difference of 28 (Rank 36 and Rank 8)
    (Smallest Gap is 1 and happens multiple times)
    Each Seasons Best and Worst and Gap Between:
    Season 1:
    Best: Episode 10, Rank 2
    Worst: Episode 4, Rank 33
    Difference: 31
    Season 2:
    Best: Episode 9, Rank 3
    Worst: Episode 6, Rank 35
    Difference: 32
    Season 3:
    Best: Episode 9, Rank 4
    Worst: Episode 4, Rank 36
    Difference: 32
    Season 4:
    Best: Episode 9, Rank 1
    Worst: Episode 3, Rank 44
    Difference: 43
    Season 5:
    Best: Episode 8, Rank 38
    Worst: Episode 6, Rank 67
    Difference: 29
    Season 6:
    Best: Episode 1, Rank 49
    Worst: Episode 5, Rank 63
    Difference: 14
    Season 7:
    Best: Episode 3, Rank 57
    Worst: Episode 7, Rank 69
    Difference: 12
    Season 8:
    Best: Episode 2, Rank 56
    Worst: Episode 5, Rank 73
    Difference: 17

  • @justinkroboth360
    @justinkroboth360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1587

    The way they did Meera will forever scar me. She did so much and they just threw her away.

    • @shannonceleste5557
      @shannonceleste5557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Like so many other characters smh I’m really not over how they (metaphorically and sometimes physically) massacred this series

    • @Rabbit-uc5kg
      @Rabbit-uc5kg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +209

      That poor kid went through frozen hell for literally nothing.

    • @GemGames3
      @GemGames3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      same with Brienne

    • @redplague
      @redplague 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      She was a minor character in the grand scheme of things so I really don't see the big deal about it. I mean one of the reasons why we haven't had more books is because of George's in-depth writing and adventures of too many characters. If you have trouble doing that with a book then even more so with T.V. There just isn't room for all these characters.

    • @landlockedcroat1554
      @landlockedcroat1554 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      who meera

  • @Alan-xg4yr
    @Alan-xg4yr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +445

    The thing that's incredible about the Red Wedding is how rewatchable it is, i watched it 3 times and it made me shocked everytime, how they made the wedding so fun, so wholesome and heart warming seeing chadmure being happy about his wife and the jokes they told eachother sometimes even make you laugh, Until that door is closed..... And then it turns into an absolute fuckfist of a wedding, you can see how robb got broken from the betrayal, the last scream of caitlyn haunts some of us to this day

    • @xander.pierce
      @xander.pierce ปีที่แล้ว +19

      “muthuh” - last word of robb

    • @danielstauning-haargaard5889
      @danielstauning-haargaard5889 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Agreed, I am ALWAYS shocked and horrified when I hear Caitlyn's steel-cutting scream

    • @rbear1231
      @rbear1231 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      i watched the red wedding once and I read the red wedding once...never again

    • @adipsous
      @adipsous 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I'm so glad I read the books first. The entirety of the Red Wedding as told in ASOS is visually burned into my memory. I see everything played out so differently, and tragically. At the end of the action, instead of the simple wail of sorrow, it says:
      "Finally someone took the knife away from her. The tears burned like vinegar as they ran down her cheeks. Ten fierce ravens were raking her face with sharp talons and tearing off strips of flesh, leaving deep furrows that ran with blood. She could taste it on her lips . . . The white tears and the red ones ran together until her face was torn and tattered, the face that Ned had loved. Catelyn Stark raised her hands and watched the blood run down her long fingers, over her wrists, beneath the sleeves of her gown. Slow red worms crawled along her arms and under her clothes. That made her laugh until she screamed..."
      The turn of events in this chapter hit so tragic in the book because you really thought all the mess was over. The previous chapter was a quick Arya one, the Hound getting her to the Twins to reunite with the fam. And just before that, the previous previous chapter - another Catelyn one - ended with Robb being done with this war stuff, saying: "I mean to start for the Neck as soon as my uncle has been wedded and bedded. We're going home." You really had a feeling of relief and respite from everything starting to really go to shit. George, George, George, you got us again.

    • @Scorpionwincheater88
      @Scorpionwincheater88 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's even worse in the books. Haunting chapter which made me depressed for weeks.

  • @andreaw2053
    @andreaw2053 3 ปีที่แล้ว +659

    This is like watching the series backwards on fast forward...

  • @shanouboubou
    @shanouboubou 3 ปีที่แล้ว +708

    Dude just made and edited a 2 hours long video about every GOT episodes ever made, arguing and bringing up valid points, for the 10 tears anniversary of the show. I've never felt so much respect for a stranger than I do now. Glad I watched all of it

    • @Glidus
      @Glidus  3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      nice

    • @pedromajor2371
      @pedromajor2371 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And he do SHIT
      Where is the fucking battle of bastards, i cant fucking find?????
      One of the best episodes, its a fucking cinematic masterpiece

    • @joegallagher2117
      @joegallagher2117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@pedromajor2371 30:22

    • @pedromajor2371
      @pedromajor2371 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@joegallagher2117 its painfull see that

    • @lilotis11
      @lilotis11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      ​@@pedromajor2371 he properly addressed it. it was a shit episode.

  • @austinlagowski_8441
    @austinlagowski_8441 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    Im glad actors like Faye Marsay who plays the Waif was able to get another chance to show off her acting chops in Andor. The difference between those two performances really shows you how long of a way actual good writing can go

    • @WanderingPropeller
      @WanderingPropeller 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      She was great in Andor and I didn’t know where I recognized her from at first!

    • @dogquixote
      @dogquixote 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Agreed! Same with Jacob Anderson who got to showcase more range and emotion in the first 5 minutes of Interview with the Vampire (the critically acclaimed 2022 AMC series) than he was allowed in 6 seasons as Greyworm - not that his stoic micro expressions or perfection of Valyrian went unnoticed (seriously, David J Peterson has ranted at length about his gratitude and love for Jacob just for the dude’s ability to speak Peterson’s language better than anyone, including himself).

    • @mrlagoonslawyer
      @mrlagoonslawyer 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@dogquixote INTERVIEW WITH A VAMPIRE 2022 MENTIONED WHERE TF IS JACOBS EMMY 🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🔛🔝

    • @mrlagoonslawyer
      @mrlagoonslawyer 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@dogquixote iwtv mentioned 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 where the fuck is jacob andersons emmy 🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥💥💥💥💥💪💪💪🔫🔫🔫

    • @mrlagoonslawyer
      @mrlagoonslawyer 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Faye marsay was also in the white queen as anne neville, and did a great job there. I almost didnt recognise her as the waif lmao

  • @penelopewinterbottom
    @penelopewinterbottom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1217

    People don't like Ygritte's death? Damn, it definitely makes my top 5. That shot of Jon cradling Ygritte as the camera pans away, the battle continuing on behind them as no one even notices whats happened, gets me every time. And the fact that Olly was the one who killed her, a kid who neither Jon nor the audience can even be mad at considering his established motivation, showcases that nuance the first couple seasons did so well.

    • @heathenpride7931
      @heathenpride7931 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      And yet plenty of people got mad at Ollie anyway

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ ปีที่แล้ว +150

      Didn't people get weirdly mad at Ollie actually? Like, the complete lack of sympathy for Ollie by the fanbase always kinda creeped my out. Like yeah, he killed Ygritte and later betrayed Jon, but he's a fucking tiny kid with completely understandable motivation. The lack of sympathy GOT fans have sometimes is really uncanny.

    • @money3644
      @money3644 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      @@HOTD108_ also Ygritte is literally holding john at arrowpoint, and could kill him at any second. Olly did the best with the information he had in that scene.

    • @connorbranscombe6819
      @connorbranscombe6819 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@HOTD108_ Fuck Olly

    • @dylan351321
      @dylan351321 ปีที่แล้ว

      🥔 🥔pOtAtOeS

  • @RangerBalone
    @RangerBalone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1216

    Rhaegal’s death in “The Last of the Starks” makes it the show’s worst episode for me.
    Out of all the known dragons that have ever lived in Game of Thrones history, only one (Meraxes) has ever been shot down by a scorpion bolt before Rhaegal. And that was a very very lucky shot, they had already fired hundreds before that one hit. Euron hitting and killing Rhaegal on the first try from that distance is actually impossible. Can not be done

    • @CoRLex-jh5vx
      @CoRLex-jh5vx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      Dorne shot Meraxes in the eye!! Not just the chest, the place that, evolution wise, typically has the most protection aside from the skull! The skull who's only weak points are the two big squishy things in it!

    • @ad-dk3md
      @ad-dk3md 2 ปีที่แล้ว +320

      what you missed was the red pinwheel in Euron's irises after he kills his brother Balon; upon a Greyjoy murdering someone they love, they will unlock what's called the mangekyou sharingan. Euron's eyes can see in darkness; they see time in slow-motion; and they can predict every movement a creature makes. it's elaborated more in the books, but he is a superhuman

    • @lurksnitchtongue8986
      @lurksnitchtongue8986 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@ad-dk3md lmao

    • @MrsLPAmy
      @MrsLPAmy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      And not only hitting him once but multiple times. It's so stupid.

    • @sixcaspersson1649
      @sixcaspersson1649 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@ad-dk3md lol

  • @dst9997
    @dst9997 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Watching this has made me realise that you could put on pretty much any episode from those first 4 seasons and you’re having a seriously great hour of entertainment, with or without context.

  • @WillRock07
    @WillRock07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    "Davos tells Eunuchs to start families" made me seriously lol, but that's literally what happens. I think it's amazing that the writing got to the point that something that could have been in a legitimate parody made it into the show, but they still somehow removed all the comedy out of it.

  • @williamapple7705
    @williamapple7705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +479

    Always remember, the Sand Snakes were able to kill Myrcella because the Martells and Lannisters allowed her would-be assassins/kidnappers to see her off. For no reason. From that moment on I knew the show would be garbage.

    • @yespls4184
      @yespls4184 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Right?! Wtf was going on there

    • @LilBrownieD
      @LilBrownieD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Timothy Coish lmao that's true

    • @Aredel
      @Aredel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      And Bron not immediately warning Jaime about the poison he was afflicted with and how it has such a delayed reaction. Otherwise Jaime would make Myrcella chug that antidote like it's gatorade.

    • @hammyhamster8349
      @hammyhamster8349 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I thought the nature of the show changed when Euron gleefully threw Balon off the bridge. Now this may actually have happened in the books (it's not clear but certainly possible) but the way it was done and the nature of the character of Euron felt off. While other characters felt genuine he felt like some cartoon villain.

    • @abrashio
      @abrashio 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Whenever people lament about how season 8 ruined GoT I always ask "so you just skipped seasons 5 through 7? Seems some one was blinded by the spectacle and production values..."

  • @daystillnight
    @daystillnight 2 ปีที่แล้ว +495

    SPOILERS (...i guess)
    3:23 - 73 - The Bells (S08E05)
    5:11 - 72 - The Iron Throne (S08E06)
    8:10 - 71 - The Long Night (S08E03)
    11:00 - 70 - The Last of the Starks (S08E04)
    12:51 - 69 - The Dragon and the Wolf (S07E07)
    15:36 - 68 - Winterfell (S08E01)
    18:11 - 67 - Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken (S05E06)
    20:04 - 66 - Beyond the Wall (S07E06) (with Alt Schwift X)
    24:21 - 65 - The Spoils of War (S07E04)
    25:53 - 64 - Stormborn (S07E02)
    27:43 - 63 - The Door (S06E05)
    30:16 - 62 - Battle of the Bastards (S06E09)
    32:43 - 61 - Eastwatch (S07E05)
    34:21 - 60 - Book of the Stranger (S06E04)
    36:33 - 59 - Dragonstone (S07E01)
    37:53 - 58 - No One (S06E08)
    39:31 - 57 - The Queen's Justice (S07E03)
    41:37 - 56 - A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (S08E02)
    43:40 - 55 - Home (S06E02)
    45:04 - 54 - Blood of My Blood (S06E06)
    46:38 - 53 - Oathbreaker (S06E03)
    48:18 - 52 - The Broken Man (S06E07)
    49:52 - 51 - The Winds of Winter (S06E10)
    52:53 - 50 - The Dance of Dragons (S05E09)
    54:38 - 49 - The Red Woman (S06E01)
    56:12 - 48 - Sons of the Harpy (S05 E04)
    57:40 - 47 - High Sparrow (S05E03)
    59:12 - 46 - The Gift (S05E07)
    1:00:34 - 45 - The House of Black and White (S05E02)
    1:01:56 - 44 - Breaker of Chains (S04E03)
    1:03:35 - 43 - The Children (S04E10)
    1:06:01 - 42 - Kill the Boy (S05E05)
    1:07:27 - 41 - Mother's Mercy (S05E10)
    1:09:13 - 40 - Oathkeeper (S04E04)
    1:11:11 - 39 - The Wars to Come (S05E01)
    1:12:42 - 38 - Hardhome (S05E08) -wtf glidus-
    1:14:57 - 37 - First of His Name (S04E05)
    1:16:17 - 36 - And Now His Watch Is Ended (S03E04)
    1:17:47 - 35 - The Old Gods and the New (S02E06)
    1:18:36 - 34 - Garden of Bones (S02E04)
    1:19:42 - 33 - Cripples, Bastards, and Broken Things (S01E04)
    1:20:45 - 32 - The Night Lands (S02E02)
    1:20:52 - 31 - Mockingbird (S04E07)
    1:22:22 - 30 - The North Remembers (S02E01)
    1:23:21 - 29 - Dark Wings, Dark Words (S03E02)
    1:24:28 - 28 - Two Swords (S04E01)
    1:26:06 - 27 - A Man Without Honor (S02E07)
    1:27:33 - 26 - The Climb (S03E06)
    1:29:01 - 25 - The Prince of Winterfell (S02E08)
    1:30:27 - 24 - The Laws of Gods and Men (S04E06)
    1:31:40 - 23 - Mhysa (S03E10)
    1:33:26 - 22 - Second Sons (S03E08)
    1:34:27 - 21 - Lord Snow (S01E03)
    1:35:23 - 20 - The Mountain and the Viper (S04E08)
    1:36:53 - 19 - Winter is Coming (S01E01)
    1:38:13 - 18 - Valar Dohaeris (S03E01)
    1:39:21 - 17 - The Ghost of Harrenhal (S02E05)
    1:40:43 - 16 - The Kingsroad (S01E02)
    1:41:49 - 15 - The Pointy End (S01E08)
    1:42:47 - 14 - The Bear and the Maiden Fair (S03E07)
    1:44:08 - 13 - What is Dead May Never Die (S02E03)
    1:45:35 - 12 - Walk of Punishment (S03E03)
    1:46:58 - 11 - Valar Morghulis (S02E10)
    1:48:48 - 10 - You Win or You Die (S01E07) (with RedTeamReview)
    1:50:43 - 09 - A Golden Crown (S01E06)
    1:51:45 - 08 - Kissed by Fire (S03E05)
    1:53:40 - 07 - The Lion and the Rose (S04E02)
    1:54:48 - 06 - The Wolf and the Lion (S01E05) (with Alt Shwift X)
    1:57:27 - 05 - Baelor (S01E09) -the actual best episode ok-
    1:58:35 - 04 - The Rains of Castamere (S03E09)
    2:00:23 - 03 - Blackwater (S02E09)
    2:02:09 - 02 - Fire and Blood (S01E10) (with Preston Jacobs)
    2:05:30 - 01 - The Watchers on the Wall (S04E09)

    • @carmacksanderson3937
      @carmacksanderson3937 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      It's nice that the first 4 seasons all have an episode in the top 4

    • @Brentttilda
      @Brentttilda ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Thank you for the timestamps!!

    • @thaneofwhiterun3562
      @thaneofwhiterun3562 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you so much

    • @Candleinchains
      @Candleinchains ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Big ups for this comment, and honestly, WoW and DoD being so low is kinda foul, especially being below red woman

    • @dragonfly12
      @dragonfly12 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ily

  • @archieharrodine3925
    @archieharrodine3925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +510

    I’m so glad someone else is giving The Watchers on the Wall the attention it deserves, it is like the culmination of everything great about Jon’s story

    • @jakematthews257
      @jakematthews257 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I was on my feet the entire episode it was amazing and very suspenseful

    • @theminikittycommune2651
      @theminikittycommune2651 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Exactly, this was the best . . by far, 10 times over. No fucking around. Spectacular and logical

    • @ianpcon3630
      @ianpcon3630 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yup. My favorite episode.

    • @thebeatleswin1
      @thebeatleswin1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It’s fucking brilliant.
      Watching it never stops making me hype and totally engaged, The writing is so tight and the cinematography is gorgeous. It makes me sad how much some people seem to have forgotten this episode

    • @travisspazz1624
      @travisspazz1624 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's honestly my favorite battle episode!!

  • @r.h.9376
    @r.h.9376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +641

    Dumb & Dumber were so obsessed with being “unpredictable” that they ruined everything.. what’s more frustrating is that all of this would’ve been avoided had they ignored their egos and just gave the task of writing to other more capable writers the moment they realized they have reached their creative limit/lost all passion for the project. It’s honestly fucking tragic, but I won’t allow that to ruin my experience with the earliest 4 seasons and the books.

    • @MalloryNewcomb
      @MalloryNewcomb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      My favorite take ive ever heard on this, and I only read the first sentence.
      Edit: the rest is just as good. I can sometimes pretend like the first four seasons were it or just I find myself able to enjoy those stories as their own sort of thing.

    • @cinemacola6398
      @cinemacola6398 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fuck off. I still blame them and they did fuck up, but they are in no way bad writers. Like Alt said in the video they added scenes that weren't in the books that are some of the best, so yeah fuck off.

    • @ashscott6068
      @ashscott6068 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@cinemacola6398 Yeah. They cut some pointless characters, and improved a bunch of stuff...for the first 4 seasons. But they brought Jon back from the fucking dead, and gave him 20 slo-mo hero-shots every episode. In the book he's a 14 year old boy and someone like Sandor Clegane would easily kill him with one hand. But cus his face and Dany's face, sold a lot of posters and articles and shit, and the fanbase was a liittle younger than anticipated, Jon and Dany got hyped as "main" characters, when in the books, they're just 2 characters of many. So they created all these young, dumb Jon/Dany Stans who thought the ending would have to involve those 2. So the expectations they felt obliiged to subvert, were ones THEY had created! The matter wasn't helped by nerdy analyst channels bringing book "prophesies" up and talking like Jon Snow was the reincarnation of some mythical hero who would kill the Night King with a magical flaming sword. (Even though the books make it pretty damn clear that you can't really see the future, so prophecy is a load of old bollocks)

    • @peenoice5176
      @peenoice5176 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Got is already unpredictable that they circled back and made it predictable lol the last season became an epic fantasy.

    • @anagramconfirmed1717
      @anagramconfirmed1717 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And woke, don't forget woke.

  • @Boobalopbop
    @Boobalopbop ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Oh come on. Bronn’s reaction to hearing the name Dickon was one do the best moments of that season.

    • @matt_9112
      @matt_9112 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Always laugh along with him, not for the "joke" or anything related to the episode but that laugh is jist contagious to me.

    • @Boobalopbop
      @Boobalopbop ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@matt_9112 For me, I think it’s because I would react the same way. Like if you met someone and they said their name was Dickon, you’d think they were joking 🤣

    • @scottwallace5239
      @scottwallace5239 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I mean, it might be if you were say 12 years old and still found dick jokes the height of comedy

  • @nmdc93
    @nmdc93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +876

    I'd prob do:
    1. Red wedding
    2. Watchers on the wall
    3. Blackwater
    Red wedding changed the TV game. It defined a generation of TV watchers, launched the "I react to xxx" genre into popularity. Ned's death was the first massive shock to TV, but the Red wedding destroyed it.
    No longer a sweet summer child

    • @medicamedico4335
      @medicamedico4335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Ya, i feel like i stopped being innocent after Ned's death x(

    • @medicamedico4335
      @medicamedico4335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @M E G 87, what's your point

    • @gamingmafiatamil1159
      @gamingmafiatamil1159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Winds of the winter

    • @vishnunarayan9094
      @vishnunarayan9094 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      dont fuckin call it red wedding...its motha fuckin rains of castamere

    • @thegreatpage5912
      @thegreatpage5912 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You Win or You Die is my personal all time favorite

  • @kevanlannister3672
    @kevanlannister3672 3 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    2046 after a dream of spring is realeased:
    Every ASOIAF Chapter Ranked.

    • @kikiwho7386
      @kikiwho7386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Here’s hoping that video’s only 25 years away, GRRM will be 98 in 2046.

    • @KammaQwazi
      @KammaQwazi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Seems a tad optimistic, might be Winds of Winter that year.

    • @Jackspiring
      @Jackspiring 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Best get my pre-order in.

    • @liquidoxygen819
      @liquidoxygen819 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mate I think you mean the year 6420

    • @chyawanprash
      @chyawanprash 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      When you realise that the first 5 books alone has 344 chapters...

  • @TheHellyeahmen
    @TheHellyeahmen ปีที่แล้ว +34

    50:50
    "I'll cover it in a pisstake before too long"
    said Glidus 2 years ago

    • @Glidus
      @Glidus  ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @aakashbasu3219
      @aakashbasu3219 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      But he said "too long"

    • @TheHellyeahmen
      @TheHellyeahmen 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@aakashbasu3219 really? I didn't know that
      and definately didn't put it in my comment

  • @fyr3098
    @fyr3098 3 ปีที่แล้ว +580

    Only 6 more to go before this video will have come back more times than Beric : )

    • @kseriousr
      @kseriousr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      2 more and we surpass Jon Snow

    • @missybekind5022
      @missybekind5022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣lmao

  • @Haedox
    @Haedox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +715

    You wanted to make money off of hours and hours of work? And you said two bad words worth a second? Yah sorry bud!

    • @Glidus
      @Glidus  3 ปีที่แล้ว +288

      wee woo wee woo the youtube police are here to confiscate your regular swear words wee woo

    • @nicodemusedwards6931
      @nicodemusedwards6931 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      It’s fine to have ads for big tiddy scantily clad anime girls mobile games or games that are copyright infringement in kids videoed. But two no no words in a video aimed at adults? Sorry, that’s not ok. Your money is our money until we feel we can make more money off your work.

    • @bloodwynn
      @bloodwynn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@nicodemusedwards6931 In general, yes. TH-cam has no problem to massively advertise casino for kids (many mobile games), but swearing is a big NO NO. :D

    • @stupidhandles
      @stupidhandles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Glidus so so good at swearing too

    • @MollyFC
      @MollyFC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's okay to have dangerous videos that encourage kids to do certain cooking hacks (burning yourself with caramel anyone?) But swears? That's a paddling

  • @animal_4826
    @animal_4826 2 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    "No One" is the episode that snuffed out any remaining hope I had for the show.
    Specifically Arya's storyline. The whole point of the faceless men's training is to erase any personality of the trainee, creating "no one," a person that can become anyone. All of that had been clearly established at that point, so it was extremely fucking baffling when Arya, despite literally blatantly rebelling against the training, is declared to have "become no one" by Jaqen H'gar. What makes it even more *insulting* is that when she walks out on him (despite apparently succeeding in her "no one" training) he literally just *lets her*. She has intimate knowledge of the inner workings of one of the most powerful and secretive organizations in the world AND HE JUST LETS HER GO ON HER MERRY WAY WITH NO REPRECUSSIONS. What a fucking joke.

    • @dylan351321
      @dylan351321 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Just a prank bruh 😎-the writers

    • @DibbzTV
      @DibbzTV 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Yep. That and when she gets stabbed 10 times in the stomach in filthy water and survives. Ridiculous. For me, rock bottom was the how she stabbed the Night King. Most ppl were like "oh wow, cool!" while I was very depressed. One episode and a "gotcha!" moment. So dissapointing

    • @ClaudiaGonzalez-mg4xf
      @ClaudiaGonzalez-mg4xf 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      The whole "no one" makes no sense in the show because the waif was clearly not "no one" to me, she hated Arya to much to be "no one".

    • @mikyto7313
      @mikyto7313 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@ClaudiaGonzalez-mg4xf And Jaqen clearly had some positive feelings about Arya meaning he was also not 'no one' he was Jaqen H'gar. I bet that the 'no one' thing is show-only nonsense as grrm didn't write those books yet.

    • @bookswithike3256
      @bookswithike3256 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@mikyto7313 Uh... no. The no one stuff is pretty firmly established in Feast and Dance.

  • @clibfilm
    @clibfilm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    it is fascinating to see how vastly different the show became in the later seasons, its like seeing 2 100% different series

  • @dianabandicoot
    @dianabandicoot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    GENDRY GETS DRAGGED KICKING AND SCREAMING BACK INTO THE PLOT 😂😂😂😂

    • @Rabbit-uc5kg
      @Rabbit-uc5kg 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I like your hair, beautiful colors.

  • @JohnAndJohner
    @JohnAndJohner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    The Watchers on the Wall was always my favourite battle episode, even though I could never truly explain why. The best I can do is that the mix of epic and emotional is perfectly stirred. Grenn Giantslayer, you're a real one.

    • @carmina-solis
      @carmina-solis 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      agreed, it’s my favorite battle in the show by far. it’s at night but you can see! jon holds ygritte while the battle rages on! grenn and pyp die but it feels like genuine consequence of a good plan!

    • @devanov3103
      @devanov3103 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The battle was stupidly executed, but it's entertaining to watch. Using all barrels of oil at the same time for the mammoth was really dumb, should've used one at a time to repeatedly scare away mammoths, or to light the giant on fire who managed to breach the outer gate. He was wearing thick clothing which would've absorbed the burning oil really well and there wasn't any water to put out the fire so the giant would've been incapacitated. Also, using crossbows to repel an attacking party that doesn't wear any body armor is really dumb as well, because bows have a faster rate of fire and they easily penetrate clothing. And don't get me started on flaming arrows.

  • @AbiShoukathAliA
    @AbiShoukathAliA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2886

    Red Wedding is so powerful every show started copying it and none reached the level of impact Red Wedding had.

    • @VictorIV0310
      @VictorIV0310 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      The Eclipse.

    • @MugenHeadNinja
      @MugenHeadNinja 3 ปีที่แล้ว +247

      @@VictorIV0310 The Eclipse is almost older than ASOIAF itself, certainly older than ASOS.

    • @calebharris7568
      @calebharris7568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      @@VictorIV0310 nah don’t disrespect Kentaro like that

    • @NotSoRandom_
      @NotSoRandom_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      It had the shock value which was already portrayed on television before I.e *THERE IS A BIG FUCKING SPOILER DON’T SCROLL IF YOU HAVEN’T FINISHED THE SOPRANOS*
      Tony killing Christopher in The Sopranos. But GOT took that standard and multiplied thoroughly lol engraved in history as as gruesome it was

    • @imnotpaulavery7608
      @imnotpaulavery7608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@NotSoRandom_ I know the show ended over a decade ago but your spoiler warning didn’t do shit 😭😭 m’y own fault for reading it, but istg I had less than one season left!!

  • @FidgetTheMidget8P
    @FidgetTheMidget8P 2 ปีที่แล้ว +427

    I got very upset around Battle of the Bastards about people saying Rickon should have zig-zagged. Like YEAH that's one of the more minor things to complain about but also it actually makes sense that in that bullshit scenario, a small child would run in a straight line to his brother.

    • @redace4821
      @redace4821 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      And even running zig zag, Ramsey know where he will ultimately end up. Either he'll hit Rickon and predicting where he will be in a few seconds or he'll hit Jon and won the battle, though Knight of the Vale will still arrive but Jon will be dead.
      Or somehow an arrow not only penetrate Jon plate armor but hit him in the chest wouldn't kill him anyway.

    • @fobiibakha
      @fobiibakha ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I always thought that running zigzag in such cases is obvious only for us, modern people who know what to do from TV shows or books, but not for a little boy who never faced these situations before. And moreover he was afraid of Ramsay and extremely nervous, all of us would be, and it's predictable he couldn't think logically

    • @valkyriesardo278
      @valkyriesardo278 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Straight line was the boy's only chance to get out of range of the arrows. Zig zag would take longer and either way, humans are too slow on foot not to be an easy target.

    • @Zakatkpro
      @Zakatkpro ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Battle of the Bastards is my favorite episode of television ever, right up there with ozymandius

    • @shannonceleste5557
      @shannonceleste5557 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @zachattackpro4586 may I ask why?

  • @joce_bable
    @joce_bable 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    12:30 "Fever dreaam of a scene"
    Exactly. When I first saw the episode, the death of Raegal felt so free, out of nowhere, easily avoidable and weirdly presented that I thought Dany was having a nightmare about losing her dragons until it was made clear it actually happened.

  • @Fairly-odd-kel
    @Fairly-odd-kel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    I'm still obsessed with the early seasons of GoT tbh 🤣

    • @ClaireYunFarronXIII
      @ClaireYunFarronXIII 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Same. 🙂💖 I have been watching those seasons again. Wow. I am reminded how much I use to love and be inspired by this show so much back in the day. 😢

    • @Fairly-odd-kel
      @Fairly-odd-kel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@ClaireYunFarronXIII When it was good it was fantastic! It followed the books so well.

    • @maniacmasturbator2411
      @maniacmasturbator2411 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      The first 4 seasons are amazing. A lot of people won’t rewatch the show because of how shitty it got, but I still love rewatching the first 4.

    • @Fairly-odd-kel
      @Fairly-odd-kel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@maniacmasturbator2411 Yeah in my opinion there's no reason not to rewatch the first four

    • @nunouno001
      @nunouno001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      As far as I care seasons 5-8 is a delusion brought upon by a horrible case of sea sickness Tyrion is experiencing on the way to Essos.

  • @ViewTube_Emperor_of_Mankind
    @ViewTube_Emperor_of_Mankind ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I remember one of my favourite moments in the show was when Sam gave the eulogy. The moment he said Targaryen I remembered the dialogue between Jon and Aemond how his vows were tested.. when he heard about the children.. and the. Again when he said „A Targaryen alone in the world…“ an Jon Snow shows up in the same camera angle just being focused. I realized for the first time in that what he has done for Jon he did help his family and no matter how it truly end at least in the show he truly kept the legacy of his family and name alive by helping Jon Targaryen… it was a really sweet moment to just realise all that.. it was around the same time I started reading the books when that episode came up and I already had confirmed in my headcanon who Jon truly was.. from story.. it’s my favourite moment of the whole show/story. And in HotD there is already a similar moment. At a dinner, Viserys looking at his family.. being able to die in Bliss…

  • @hulk7861
    @hulk7861 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    You have my like just for putting in all these Chapters in the video

    • @Glidus
      @Glidus  3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      thank you it took... time.

    • @hulk7861
      @hulk7861 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@Glidus oh my God, you replied.
      Ok literally listened to this entire video while working out. In fact i think I'm on a 'pisstake' binge at the moment, love your work

  • @emmac.5939
    @emmac.5939 2 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    I realized this on my most recent watch through.. Miranda’s father is the kennel keeper. So that means if Ramsay is feeding her good meat to the hounds… her dad is going to have to butcher his own daughter and watch her be consumed.
    He’s even more of a monster than we realized!

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Bold of you to assume the hounds aren't just fed bodies whole.

    • @AJ0223
      @AJ0223 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Bold to assume a man wouldn't die before doing that lol

    • @adipsous
      @adipsous 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      What a nasty insight. Though, maybe, someone else butchers her and the kennel master never knows what happened to his daughter as he's feeding this good meat to the hounds.
      I can see some potential scenarios, however. Like as he's feeding this good meat that's been delivered to him to the doggos - maybe as he's been sampling some of this really fresh, juicy flesh himself - he notices a familiar birthmark . . .

  • @apeplanet
    @apeplanet หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    RIP SUSAN😭

  • @toelielariouspinda355
    @toelielariouspinda355 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    I feel so bad for all the ppl who worked zo hard on the show; actors, costume creator, decor creators, special effects ppl and probably more. They where screwed over even more then us.

    • @brettstalling2269
      @brettstalling2269 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Actually a lot of actors defended the show when people were hating on it.

    • @toelielariouspinda355
      @toelielariouspinda355 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@brettstalling2269 yes for the sake of their own carreer. Talking trash about something you worked on is not without risking not getting cast again

  • @taftatlas9142
    @taftatlas9142 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Rest in peace, Susan

  • @sagecolvard9644
    @sagecolvard9644 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Great, now I have to type my comment on the other video again:
    "Watchers on the Wall is just Blackwater but better" is a hotter take than I was prepared for, but I cannot dispute it.

    • @sirocco2810
      @sirocco2810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Undisputable and incompressible truth can't be called a hot take.

  • @maxmalten7749
    @maxmalten7749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Some comment I read on another video said, that the long night episode was the equivalent of Hermione killing Voldemort in the sixth book and the seventh book is all about Harry trying to win the quidditch world cup against Slytherin. xfuckingd

    • @jonahcetin3768
      @jonahcetin3768 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      As an absolute GOT Fan and Potterhead I think this is absolutely accurate😂

    • @caniborrowapencil5160
      @caniborrowapencil5160 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Your giving them too much credit. I think it’s more accurate if Luna Lovegood killed Voldemort in the fifth book and the prophecy was actually about Harry beating Malfoy in a final quidditch showdown. Shocking plot twist.

  • @evocativepizza2752
    @evocativepizza2752 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    This is one of my favorite videos on TH-cam. Good job on it Glidus. Can’t imagine the amount of work it took to pull it together.

  • @TheHonoredMadman
    @TheHonoredMadman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Yeah yoren is my favorite character. Perfect casting and perfect portrayal and they even gave him a backstory in the show that was never explained in the books. It's one of those times the show enriched the story from the books. Very rare

    • @ameliabrittain3689
      @ameliabrittain3689 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That scene with Robert and Cersei talking about their marriage is another incredible show-only scene. They did plenty of great stuff with the material they had early on. I really don’t know how it went so wrong.

  • @kingemilia_
    @kingemilia_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    susan doesn’t deserve your banger content king 😔👑

    • @erichtomanek4739
      @erichtomanek4739 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ZooZan doesn't deserve:
      her, she, he, him, zer, zee, it.........

  • @MiraArrr
    @MiraArrr ปีที่แล้ว +10

    12:53 Gligar, I’ve listened to your feature film at least 3 times over the last year, and this is the first time I’ve caught that “nice.”
    Nice.

  • @markiboii
    @markiboii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    Brianne closing the kingsguard book before the ink gets to dry is the best analogy i have for season 8( i didn't come up with this analogy. I saw someone else use it but i don't rember their name)

    • @roronoalaw7772
      @roronoalaw7772 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You mean best analogy somebody else has.

    • @markiboii
      @markiboii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@roronoalaw7772 yes i saw someone else use this analogy but i don't remember their name😅

    • @devanov3103
      @devanov3103 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@markiboii You're an online thief. Tell me what do you favor more, your fingers or your eyes ?

  • @rileymoore2967
    @rileymoore2967 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Every time I watch this video (it's been about 5 times now), I'm in awe of how good glidus' smooth introduction and wrapping-up of each episode are. As someone who likes writing reviews, I am certainly taking notes!

    • @ConquestadorExplore
      @ConquestadorExplore 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      10 hours for one video dude i am addicted to dumb stuff aswell but cmon get a life

    • @gaming-every-day19
      @gaming-every-day19 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Jesus man find better ways to spend your precious time on Earth please

  • @dave3256
    @dave3256 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I think this is the best youtube video I have ever watched. It was funny, relatable, well constructed and overall of such a high quality. What an amazing video, i enjoyed every second of it.

  • @glorygloryholeallelujah
    @glorygloryholeallelujah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    *BEYOND THE WALL:*
    I seriously would’ve facepalmed less, if they went on a “fishing trip” -by having Dany fly them over a group of “walkers”, tie Tormund/the Hound/Gendry/etc. to the end of a rope and lower them down to nab a juicy “walker fish” and fly away.🤣

  • @HyperSonicX
    @HyperSonicX ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I'm shocked that Beyond The Wall (S07E06) isn't in the bottom 5, I tend to rank it there. It has all the hallmarks of later Season 8
    Also man this really makes me realize just how much Seasons 5 and 6 are carried by the performances and the production values.
    And yeah, I honestly agree with your favorite, I loved Watchers on the Wall (even if I prefer Hardhome as a battle).

    • @yingyang2838
      @yingyang2838 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      beyond the wall was a narrative shithole

    • @matt_9112
      @matt_9112 ปีที่แล้ว

      Watchers had the buildt-up hype and there's just more "battle", including great moments. But I totally get it, seeing the the Walkers and Wights out in force and the ending with the boats were just terrific.
      It's more action by the Nightswatch guys like Grenn, Ed etc. who I love in the books (and even Alliser vs Tormund) that breaks the tie.

    • @mrlagoonslawyer
      @mrlagoonslawyer 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Hardhome is honestly neeaaaaaarly my favourite battle. Scratch that it might be my favourite. Not sure who that wildling woman was but seeing her send off her children, die to CHILD WIGHTS then be resurrected by the NK makes me cry and i dont know why

  • @frazzyblue1384
    @frazzyblue1384 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I’m so glad u said Jaime’s bath scene was the best scene, completely agree, Nikolaj crushed it

    • @Dr_sharko
      @Dr_sharko ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And then they ruin it with one stupid line in season 8. There is the death of my favorite character

  • @rickrhymes1
    @rickrhymes1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    One thing I noticed during this video: In the episodes that GRRM writes, Jon seems more like book Jon.
    I hate David Benioff and D.B Weiss

    • @BattyButtercup
      @BattyButtercup 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      There's an uncomfortable trend, as the series goes on, where it becomes clear that D&D were conflating actors with the characters they play (DVD commentary makes this egregiously obvious by D&D REPEATEDLY. CALLING. CHARACTERS! BY! THEIR! ACTORS'? NAMES?!?). The youtube channel "The Dragon Demands" has some Sauce for this and other production fails, though casual viewers no doubt noticed the odd switching of "Designated Protagonist Of Ensemble Cast" from Jon Snow, prophecy baby what done fighting that Zombie Apocalypse from get-go, to... Arya Stark. I'd guess it was favouritism from their watching Maisie Williams grow up on the set... but they told Sophie Turner, who they ALSO knew from her childhood, that she was "getting a love interest next season". She assumed Harry The Heir, as in the books. She got Jeyne Poole's storyline instead.
      One of the characters to most obviously suffer for Benioff & White's opinions on the actors portraying them is Jon Snow. The number of shots where Kit Harrington's height difference with Sophie Turner is DELIBERATELY exaggerated are... many. There are also A LOT of short jokes, height and otherwise, at HARRINGTON'S expense but addressed to Jon. Idk what gossip or scandals were concurrent to filming/writing/airing but even I know that that GIF of Kit Harrington finding out, at a TABLE READING, that his character's archnemesis was going to be defeated by ARYA STARK, after years of buildup and foreshadowing? That HURTS.
      I'm not going to even TRY to understand the thinking behind Benny-O & Wight's writing the Dany/Jon with THAT IRL context of on-set harassment.

    • @scarletamazon3455
      @scarletamazon3455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@BattyButtercup "I'm not going to even TRY to understand the thinking behind Benny-O & Wight's writing the Dany/Jon with THAT IRL context of on-set harassment." - Hey, I hadn't heard about this, would you mind elaborating please? Or let me know what to google, who was harassed on set?

    • @oussamat612
      @oussamat612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@BattyButtercup I read a while ago that one of d&d wives liked jon snow so much that one of the idiots got jealous and they started with the height jokes
      also what harrasment

    • @BattyButtercup
      @BattyButtercup 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@oussamat612 A commenter above provided specific examples, for which I am grateful because I'm better at recalling fictional and historical scandal than anything modern.
      The harassment of actors on-set is difficult to "prove" because of the nature of their work - they are ACTORS. They are contractually obligated to promote their work, prevented/"discouraged" from disclosing specific information, and privacy is a right to be respected especially when the public is hungry for details of "scandal".
      Thusly we have no "proof" that Actual Teenage Actors were emotionally devastated by learning a romantic subplot they had long anticipated in ASOIAF was very much NOT happening, and that the directing/writing team you have grown up working with took their first opportunity upon your reaching "legal" age to put you in non-canonical scenes of violation and violence. The audience CAN, however, string together timelines that actors were working with, what difficulties people of specific ages &/or work experience would find with script decisions ("the script doesn't have any dialogue for my character-?" "oh, just make something up in Valyrian"/"you're dead by then"/"you don't need WORDS your FACE says everything!"/etc).
      There is subtle harassment (costuming decisions that go against character &/or an actor's protest) and there is implied harassment (barely legal actors performing nude on-camera when their co-workers have known them as CHILDREN - no one in such an environment would be comfortable, the adults would DEFINITELY know that the scenes were wholly unnecessary but written in for Shock Value) and there is "everyone is so used to this that we've forgotten it's personally upsetting" harassment. That last form is mostly stuff that, on-screen, is forgettable but is nevertheless upsetting to recontextualize within "that was acted by people, as ordered by other people, within a room of onlooking people, and repeated multiple times from multiple angles until Specific People - D&D, that episode's director - were satisfied" frame of mind. Sex scenes, death scenes - artistic license only works when art is Actually Happening in more than the minds of two white dude showrunners who never sought to educate themselves on how, exactly, "screenwriting" is supposed to work.

  • @Thummpur26
    @Thummpur26 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I absolutely LOVED Jaime’s side of the story in the book, and I loved that the show did it some relatively good Justice. Jaime is such a good character that I hope the books (or at least the winds, hoping we get it) don’t squander like the show did. Not trying to bash season 8 more than it already has been. But as Jaime is one of my favorite characters, I am glad to see that scene get the love it deserves.

  • @Black_pearl_adrift
    @Black_pearl_adrift 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    The red wedding was what made me want to get into writing. It was so fucking good.

  • @breensprout
    @breensprout ปีที่แล้ว +25

    agree with you a lot except for the brienne vs. the hound scene. i love that scene honestly. i don't think it's weird that they stumbled upon each other considering brienne was actively looking for the stark children, and i saw someone's explanation once about how brienne and the hound actually have no reason to believe each other (why would the hound believe that any lannister sent brienne on a goodwill mission, and why would brienne believe that the hound had good intentions toward arya, they wouldn't so the fact that neither believes the other's reasoning actually makes total sense). yeah most of the fight scene is badly edited but it has some pretty sick moments and imo helps both establish brienne's fighting prowess (aside from renley's tournament all of her fighting scenes previously were against disadvantaged foes) and also shows growth in her character from someone with a very strict honor code to someone more flexible, and i thought the final scene w/ the hound and arya was great, too. it would have been better as a moment in arya and the hound's relationship if his return to the show later hadn't been meaningless like everything else in the final seasons but oh well.
    edit: also i'm not sure why we're confused about dany being fireproof when it's established she's fireproof in fire and blood (and also possibly one of her very first scenes when she gets in the too hot bath?) but that's a minor thing.

    • @PowerHausMusic
      @PowerHausMusic 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I was gonna say, the birth of the dragons early on in the show establishes she's fireproof

    • @shan_2933
      @shan_2933 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@PowerHausMusic The funeral pyre was supposed to be a miracle, Targaryens are not fire proof (Jon burnt his hand in s1). The funeral pyre was like this because of magic, the blood sacrifices of khal drogo, their son( king's blood) and Mari mazduur being burnt together made the miracle happen.Also the whole targaryen bloodline is over because most of them died in a fire called summerhall so yea Danny is not fire proof, u can say they are more heat resistant.

    • @drewpeacock9087
      @drewpeacock9087 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The Hound was also disadvantaged he was suffering from an infection after being bit (on the ear?)

  • @DarkKnightofThrones
    @DarkKnightofThrones 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I've officially re-watched this list more than I've re-watched GOT since the ending.

  • @ralcogaming7674
    @ralcogaming7674 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    When tyrion says the line about kings dropping like flies you forget that renly had also died. 2 kings dying within a very short time of one another even if we ignore Robert's death in this equation the war of the five kings saw 2 factions lose their leader very quickly.

    • @nickmortmer5
      @nickmortmer5 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not really. Roberts death was season 1 midway. Renly died in early season 2 and Rob died late season 3 when Tyrion said that. It was kinda spaced apart.

    • @ralcogaming7674
      @ralcogaming7674 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@nickmortmer5 yes but still we aren't given much indication of time passing however if I use the books to establish a timeline of events between robbs death and jofferys death less than 9 months have passed, less than 3 ish have passed when Jamie arrives in riverrun.

  • @hannahw6063
    @hannahw6063 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    You're the only person I know who actually calls Littlefinger Petyr and I don't hate it

  • @ven6100
    @ven6100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Jesus this video is fucking brilliant. You wonderful madman. Legitimately one of my favorite videos on this site.

    • @Glidus
      @Glidus  3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      thanku :]

  • @GigaDuck241
    @GigaDuck241 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I don't care how many times I've watched this, I need it more. The pure Glidus Comedy

  • @alialuvsmangos
    @alialuvsmangos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    i literally cannot express how just amazing the watchers of the wall is. it makes me so happy you put it as your number one it is such an under appreciated episode that really made me see game of thrones for the masterpiece it is. i love it so much

    • @Dystopie173
      @Dystopie173 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      No it stinks.
      Theatrical hugging dying Ygritte in the middle of the battlefield atleast made me laugh out in disgsust while getting bored to death by the battle

    • @devanov3103
      @devanov3103 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Dystopie173 Ja mann, die Kampftaktik war auch total bescheuert. Schlacht der Bastarde war noch viel schlimmer.

  • @ahzidaljun
    @ahzidaljun 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    John pulling a random knife out of nowhere (instead of any of his actual weapons) is really reminiscent of Dragon Age characters materializing daggers whenever in-dialogue murder is required (instead of any of their actual weapons)
    Therefore, the Iron Throne is a longwinded Dragon Age reference, I like Dragon Age, and thus it's good

    • @AmandaDavis6130
      @AmandaDavis6130 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Was this just a BioWare thing? I swear there are a bunch of Mass Effect cutscenes where Shepard is waving around the assault rifle, whether or not you’ve actually picked a class that uses that weapon.

    • @RedFloyd469
      @RedFloyd469 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AmandaDavis6130 Yes absolutely but dragon age's setting, overall feel and dark writing fit game of thrones like a glove.

    • @AmandaDavis6130
      @AmandaDavis6130 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RedFloyd469 oh totally, I was just wondering about that particular detail of “sudden cutscene weapon”

  • @ggiuliacosta
    @ggiuliacosta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Oh man, what would I give to see the Stark children just having supper together and talking about their journey and struggles ): That would be a truly gift to the fanbase, which D&D totally DID NOT manage to do

  • @TheKasperHermans
    @TheKasperHermans ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Nice list, mine is quite similar. Although I'm not gonna rate all 73
    73. The Iron Throne
    72. The Bells
    71. Beyond the Wall
    70. The Dragon and the Wolf
    69. Unbowed, Unbend, Unbroken
    (...)
    5. Blackwater
    4. Fire and Blood
    3. Baelor
    2. Kissed By Fire
    1. The Watchers on the Wall
    But I think The Winds of Winter would be in my top10, top15 at least. I just absolutely adore that sept scene. I think I watched it 10-15 times more than any other scene in the series, probably any series. It's just pure perfection. The lack of consequences for Cersei is not the episodes fault.

  • @a_bagle
    @a_bagle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I would love a ranking of every named charactert in got

    • @Palmen1990
      @Palmen1990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i THINK i know who he'd place as number 1 xD

    • @a_bagle
      @a_bagle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Palmen1990 yeah. ser pounce is the only choice

    • @Palmen1990
      @Palmen1990 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@a_bagle lel

    • @hammyhamster8349
      @hammyhamster8349 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What about Nymeria? She sensed what GOT was becoming so just buggered off with her pack rather than join Arya plus she attacked Joffrey.

  • @ThelronFjord
    @ThelronFjord หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    RIP Susan Wojcicki

  • @generalmayhem16
    @generalmayhem16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Hey Glidus. Quentyn is alive. No, I will not elaborate.

    • @El_Descarriado
      @El_Descarriado 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Allow me.
      He's alive because he isn't dead, also he functions as a human being.

    • @kevincarter2020
      @kevincarter2020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And Tyrion IS a Targaryen

    • @Shadowplay4Cats
      @Shadowplay4Cats 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And also quentyn = euron = targaerian. I have just realized I can’t spell targaeryan without looking it up. I hope I nailed it.

    • @generalmayhem16
      @generalmayhem16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Shadowplay4Cats not even close but i commend the effort

    • @Shadowplay4Cats
      @Shadowplay4Cats 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@generalmayhem16 dagnabbit. Targ?

  • @fireheart9715
    @fireheart9715 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I have now watched the Glidus movie a total of 5 times, and man I must say you did an amazing job with this rankin, every single spoken line is quotable!

  • @Abraxun
    @Abraxun หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Love coming back to watch this every now and then. Keep doing what you’re doing *froths at the mouth for dragon time episode 8*

    • @gracepepper2
      @gracepepper2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Literally why I’m here rn

  • @joebrazier4293
    @joebrazier4293 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    That was a pleasure to watch, thank you. The intricacy of your analysis combined with your excellent humour-infused delivery made for an immensely satisfying and rewarding watch from start to finish.

    • @laurellane1721
      @laurellane1721 ปีที่แล้ว

      It is very amusing but I really could have done without all the profanity. Talk about words being overused...

  • @claytonschopfer8467
    @claytonschopfer8467 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Yes I’ve been saying this for years! The Watchers on the Wall is the best battle in GOT hands down. There is so much character development, it is beautifully shot, so many epic moments, and a tragic shocking death at the end. Brilliant

  • @Richard_Frost
    @Richard_Frost 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I like to think 'the iron throne' s8e6, is the result of D&D asking GRRM how the story ends, and who is left sitting on the Iron Throne, to which jokingly GRRM laughed and said "Oh Bran is obviously the one who ends up on the throne lmao" and D&D went "Okay, guess we'll do that then" as they walked away and GRRM went "No wait that was a joke!" But they had already left.

  • @Victoria-xf8sh
    @Victoria-xf8sh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Love this. I agree with you, in seasons 4-7 a lot of the huge battle episodes are rated super high just because of the impressive CGI and fighting etc. But I never watched the show for that. I prefer any episode in the earlier seasons with quality dialogue and character moments over "whoa cool battle scenes!" I've never understood why Battle of the Bastards is praised so highly.

    • @metalhead6783
      @metalhead6783 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Maybe, because it's a great episode. But i have very unpopular opinions i guess sine i like season 8. Not as much as yhe other 7 but i still like it.

    • @redace4821
      @redace4821 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Initially I watch for the big battle the dragons, white walkers and all but stay for characters dialogue.
      Some of the greatest moments in the show are primarily dialogue. Some are even great without dialogue nor insane cgi. When the Night King first appear for example.

  • @niklasjockel1515
    @niklasjockel1515 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    The segment by Alt Schwift X was great. Though it's sad that you couldn't get Alt Shift X to critique an episode :(

    • @DwRockett
      @DwRockett 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So true, so sad he couldn’t get a segment in 😞

  • @shapesnatch1341
    @shapesnatch1341 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Finally, a list that actually makes sence. So many lists will put random episodes from seasons 1-3 (usually) near the bottom of the list, simply because "Nothing happens". Which is not only just incorrect, they'll put episodes like Bastardbowl and Spoilers of War in the top 10 because "Cool Battle".
    Also, whoever came up with the title "The Battle of the Bastards" was so fucking proud of that name and I swear they built all of seasons 5 and 6 just around being able to call the battle that

    • @vinogr00nko93
      @vinogr00nko93 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      "someone was so proud of the name Battle of the Bastards" is so real, they even named it that IN UNIVERSE my god

    • @shapesnatch1341
      @shapesnatch1341 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@vinogr00nko93 The more I think about it, the more I'm absolutely sure that that was the case

  • @chilled1297
    @chilled1297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    This video reminded me once more that without the books the quality took a serious dive. Especially in regards to sensical character building, a very good example being Theon, who is one of the most interesting characters in my opinion with one of the greatest story lines in the entire book series. And yet characters like him and Jaime felt cheap at the end (tho Theon still got to stay somewhat true to his character until the end).
    Dorne, which is such an interesting and different part of Westeros, is just silly or boring in the show, and it feels like the writers wished they didnt have to include it, so its just half hearted.

    • @made-line7627
      @made-line7627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes, it _did_ feel like they didn't want to include Dorne and just threw their hands into the air, along with the characters.

    • @joeyjerry1586
      @joeyjerry1586 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Dorne was the definition of lazy. Not only was the storyline garbage but even the world didn’t feel lived in at all. Dorne apparently only consists of Tyrstane, the sand snakes, doran, ellaria and the guards. Where are the children swimming in the water gardens? Where are the citizens demanding for Oberyn to be avenged and why do we only get to see the water gardens? Failure in every way

    • @travisspazz1624
      @travisspazz1624 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And in glaring contrast, The Leftovers got better beyond the text!

    • @Ashbrash1998
      @Ashbrash1998 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm still pissed about Dorne because in the books their the most intriguing part, showing that unlike what we thought in the earlier books, they weren't just sitting around twiddling their thumbs. Doran is planning a scheme that takes years to come to fruition and Ellaria became a mother who doesn't want the cycle of revenge to continue and take all she loves.

  • @mckymcobvious3043
    @mckymcobvious3043 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    17:10 they forgot that Sam's brother is YOUNGER than he is - straight up _thE. REASON. WHY._ he was even AT Castle Black (and in the story itself) in the FIRST PLACE

  • @danonck
    @danonck ปีที่แล้ว +6

    What an absolute gem of a video. I enjoyed every second of it. And while I might've placed some of the episodes a little higher (Hardhome or The Winds of Winter) I totally agree with your argumentation and I'm all for it.
    And if I were to choose I'd pick The Watchers on the Wall as the best episode too!

  • @frankie9772
    @frankie9772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Gods I love this fandom . For good or bad , this show really changed our lives. There was hype, hornyness and heartbreak . It was beautiful mostly and ultimately tragic to see its decline. I genuinely got goosebumps towards the end of this video. Thank you.

  • @redfyresasoiaf
    @redfyresasoiaf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    It's amazing to me that the spoiler of Viserion's reanimation would not only have been better but also would have made actual sense if they hadn't even had the scene with the chains and the bs. Just showing him attacking the Wall would have relieved everyone of that while allowing people to speculate and stretch their imaginations, which used to be a good thing. Now we're stuck reading fanfictions and pretending the last three seasons didn't happen...

  • @LazyGardenGamer
    @LazyGardenGamer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This was the best way to rewatch GoT after they ruined it. Thank you for your hard work

  • @Black_pearl_adrift
    @Black_pearl_adrift 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Aw man this video has a surprising rewatchability. I thought "ah well I've already seen it so no point of rewatching it" but there's something cathartic about reviewing a peice of art I wanted so badly to work. There was so much potential in this show and I hope one day the people affected by it will fuel that energy into making better art that we can all enjoy.

  • @kari8187
    @kari8187 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I watched the Red Wedding on my laptop at 2am three months after it premiered, I had no clue what was about to happen. I threw my laptop in shock when Taleesa was being stabbed 🤣 . as soon as it was over, I ordered the books and began reading within a week. That episode shooketh me too.

    • @demian9715
      @demian9715 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My Question is, what is worse: watching the red wedding or reading about it? :D

    • @kari8187
      @kari8187 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@demian9715 watching it shocked me, reading it made me cry.

    • @Morganasnotarobot0
      @Morganasnotarobot0 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      💜has A kinda triste' feel
      👁️👁️💧

  • @xtzyshuadog
    @xtzyshuadog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    *This really showcases Glidus' acting range, what highs and lows!*

  • @Siran4228
    @Siran4228 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Me and my kid we’re CRACKING up watching this.
    Omg, you have a new subscriber.
    When you would drop the F 💣 I couldn’t hold it together! Your voice. Your comedic timing. You got it man🙌🏾👏🏾🙌🏾👏🏾

  • @nealfirstofhisname
    @nealfirstofhisname 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Hot take (maybe)
    Top 13 best characters in GOT:
    1. Tormund Giantsbane
    2. Tormund Thunderfist
    3. Tormund Giantsbabe
    4. Tormund Giantsbutt
    5. Tormund Giantstink
    6. Tormund Tall-talker
    7. Tormund Horn-blower
    8. Tormund Breaker of Ice
    9. Tormund Husband to Bears
    10. Tormund the Mead-king of Ruddy Hall
    11. Tormund Speaker to Gods
    12. Tormund Father of Hosts
    13. Tormund Commander of Oakenshield

    • @Glidus
      @Glidus  3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      i would put Tormund the Mead-king of Ruddy Hall way higher, but other than that I think we're on the same page

    • @nealfirstofhisname
      @nealfirstofhisname 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Glidus I've been thinking about it, but I just can't agree with this at all.

  • @DarkLord111111111111
    @DarkLord111111111111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    *sheds tear*
    Finally someone who shares my opinion on the best episode.

  • @lennydykstra2268
    @lennydykstra2268 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Great video.
    Here's the stats for the 1st 4 seasons based on these rankings (S5 is when the quality really drops):
    S1: Avg Episode Rank: 13.6 / 73
    # of Top 10 episodes: 4
    # of Top 20 episodes: 8
    S2: Avg Episode Rank: 22.7
    # of Top 10 episodes: 1
    # of Top 20 episodes: 4
    S3: Avg Episode Rank: 19.2
    # of Top 10 episodes: 2
    # of Top 20 episodes: 5
    S4: Avg Episode Rank: 27.5
    # of Top 10 episodes: 2
    # of Top 20 episodes: 2
    I've always thought the first 4 seasons of GOT were some of the best TV ever. Seasons 5-6 were OK, clearly a drop in quality, but the momentum from the story was enough to keep interest. Seasons 7-8 were complete shit. Yes, even S7... Some ppl claim only S8 was bad. They're wrong. You could say even S4 showed a slight drop in writing quality, but the action, payoff, and great individual episodes made it still great. Personally I'd have some of the S4 episodes higher.
    S5 showed 1st major writing issues, both dialog and dumb plot arcs (Stannis death, Sansa-Ramsey marriage, Sand Snakes). What really sealed the series though was Cersei suffering no consequences from her domestic terrorism to end S6. Loras & Margery should've escaped the blast to keep the Lannister/Tyrell alliance intact (then no need to invent random counterweights to Danaerys-- Eurons 1,000 ship fleet, Golden Company, teleportation defeating Drone/Tyrells). Jaime should've fullfilled his character arc after Cersei blew up Sept, returning from the Riverlands to save Tommen from suicide, then expelling Cersei to Casterly Rock as a final favor to prevent the mob killing her. En route to the Rock, Cersei carriage should've stopped to rest, Arya slipped in disguised as her handmaiden, and slit Cersei's throat.
    Would've been a great end to her character and set up S7 with Little finger maneuvering as Lord of Harrenhal to take control of Riverlands after Tully/Frey extermination, and trying to arrange marriage to Danaerys in exchange for the Vale & Riverlands while trying to turn North from Jon to Sansa

  • @haumake179
    @haumake179 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Based on this video let me guess your ranking of seasons from worst to best:
    Season 8
    Season 7
    Season 6
    Season 5
    Season 4
    Season 2
    Season 3
    Season 1

    • @Seth_M-T
      @Seth_M-T 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That's actually 100% accurate! I calculated his average episode rank for each season. Apart from the fact that he slightly prefers season 3 to season 2, all the seasons are ranked in order. Well done!

    • @Skimbleshanks73
      @Skimbleshanks73 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Seth_M-T well it does kinda makes sense. post season 4 everything just went worse with every season, so no discussion needed on that end. Season 1 kicks off the series with an amazing start, compared to season 2-4 there's not as much hapenning, BUT it's the first season, which is usually the hardest one to write properly, that's why it is on top. the order of 2-4 could be interchangeable i think, if it wasn't for certain scenes that are just so insanely epic that they pull up 2 and 3 over 4. All in all i'd say the writing in seasons 1-4 is consistently incredible, season 1 takes the crown, cause it's starting the whole thing and the rest are higher up because of certain scenes.

    • @jacobnorris8256
      @jacobnorris8256 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's kinda crazy how progressive the fall in quality was. Season 1-4 are, as mentioned by Nitrolav, mostly just consistently perfect, but every season after that had a consistently similar drop in quality every time. Season 8 is outright insulting, season 7 is shit, season 6 is OK, season 5 is good, season 4- are incredible. It's a perfect downwards staircase.

    • @Skimbleshanks73
      @Skimbleshanks73 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jacobnorris8256 7 and 8 are insulting 6 is shit and 5 ok

    • @jacobnorris8256
      @jacobnorris8256 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Skimbleshanks73 It's all relative, really. If we judge it by regular TV standards, then season 7 is pretty fair. The writing may be bad, but the standard for writing in TV isn't very high anyway, so the acting and production is enough to push it to something somewhat good.
      If we judge it relative to the books or season 1-4, labelling them the average expected quality, then it's more akin to "season 5 is bad, season 6 is shit, season 7 is atrocious and season 8 is offensive to the very concept of fiction".

  • @emilianodelgado6573
    @emilianodelgado6573 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    "Littlefinger is doing random shit to see what happens" is such a perfect summary of his character after killing Lysa

  • @LilyZayli
    @LilyZayli 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Doing my duty and giving this a third watch.
    Such an amazing video Glidus, hilarious and thought provoking at the same time.

  • @MalloryNewcomb
    @MalloryNewcomb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Not the Wojicki cut but the first cut was my first ever Glidus video, one year and one day ago today… I remember that day fondly. Thank you for ushering us into the post Wild Type wave of COVID and bringing some real enjoyment joy back into my life with your Game of Thrones content.
    Oh and keep singing :)

  • @DonKangolJones
    @DonKangolJones 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    It blows my mind that “Watchers on the Wall” stands underrated and almost forgotten by some fans. I remember the week it aired, for WEEKS no one could stop rightfully gushing about the scale, and hype and cinematography of those battle scenes. It was all you could ever have dreamt of at the time.

  • @erdemozgur7399
    @erdemozgur7399 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    For me the worst episode is 7x5. Bringing one dead soldier to cersei is the worst idea ive ever seen on a tv show

  • @jetsfan8437
    @jetsfan8437 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Lyanna calling Sansa "sandra" at 49:12 is pure comedy

    • @havesomehope6366
      @havesomehope6366 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I laughed out loud when I realized that’s what she said

  • @WanderingPropeller
    @WanderingPropeller 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Was great to see you getting the gang of Alt Schwift X, Preston and Carmine together for this. Also really enjoyed your sort of left-field (?) choice for #1. Excellent work, mate!

  • @matthewwagner6
    @matthewwagner6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Top 5 is spot on! I want to thank you for reminding us all how much of a masterpiece Fire and Blood is.
    I remember feeling sick to my stomach after Ned’s beheading and I felt like the show could not go on. There is no doubt that he was the main character of GOT and to kill him off in the first season was insane! It is almost like killing off Tony Soprano in season 1 of the Sopranos. How could the show go on?
    Well, Fire and Blood rebounded so beautifully and showed the audience how many more lovable and enjoyable characters are left...good and evil. So many scenarios left to play out from all corners of the world.
    It was the perfect conclusion to season 1 and it really made you excited for the next season even though the main character and a lot of people’s favorite character was gone forever.
    Fire and Blood will always be #1 for me.

    • @stupidhandles
      @stupidhandles 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was ready to rant about Elmo, Kermit and Oscar, and then realised you didn't mean the book 🙂

  • @andyhx2
    @andyhx2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This actually seems like a great teaching material for all the future screen writers out there.

  • @elinaw6175
    @elinaw6175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Bronn laughing at Dickon will always make me smile