Flat Earth | A Deep Dive

แชร์
ฝัง
  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 17 ธ.ค. 2024

ความคิดเห็น • 26K

  • @BogusmanTheSwagman
    @BogusmanTheSwagman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3006

    I can just imagine the flat earthier cruise winding up on the other side of the world.
    "We will travel to the ice wall, and we will prove that it is real!"
    *Lots of miles later*
    "Hey why are we in Japan?"

    • @etham1655
      @etham1655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +532

      But they'll still claim the earth is flat because probably the navigation device is broken and they took the wrong path

    • @BogusmanTheSwagman
      @BogusmanTheSwagman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      @@etham1655 They probably will

    • @wtfbros5110
      @wtfbros5110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +367

      They'll claim that the ship captain is part of the conspiracy

    • @thedude8434
      @thedude8434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      Or they will run into Antarctica or the Artic, then claim they are at the ice wall

    • @joaopedrosambatti2474
      @joaopedrosambatti2474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +221

      They will correct themselves and say there are invisible portals on the edges that teleport you back to the other side

  • @Daniel-ob1qu
    @Daniel-ob1qu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7863

    1.Take a basketball
    2. Take a VERY close up picture of the surface of the ball
    3. Ball looks flat
    4. Ball isn't real???

    • @DiegoEspinoza-mg2rq
      @DiegoEspinoza-mg2rq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +683

      Ballstraulia isn't real

    • @4450krank
      @4450krank 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      yeah i saw that pic too, its really good for posting in flat earth groups:D

    • @namr1174
      @namr1174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +312

      "BuLlShIt, ThErE's a tHiNg cAlLeD FiSh eYe LeNsE."

    • @youareaspook5897
      @youareaspook5897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      @Barry Davis if you scaled a basketball up to the size of the earth it would appear flat, well it would appear very mountainous due to the bumps but a ball as smooth as the earth then

    • @LYNN-vm4im
      @LYNN-vm4im 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      ALWAYS HAS BEEN

  • @Requiem100500
    @Requiem100500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9130

    Using flat earthers to croudfund his own rocket hobby is actually genius

    • @nayannbg6314
      @nayannbg6314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Yes I had an argument on that😁 someone was saying it is such a stupid thing to do, to accept yourself as a flat earther. I found it genius, they are there to be exploited for their stupidity if somebody capitilizes it for their dream then it is his big brain

    • @nayannbg6314
      @nayannbg6314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      Maybe we should also put together few bits from here and there and make a TH-cam channel and also make a patreon for research purpose

    • @betaorionis2164
      @betaorionis2164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +282

      He would've been a genius if he had kept the $10.000 and stayed on Earth

    • @cosmicsanders4319
      @cosmicsanders4319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      shame what happened to him

    • @notFR4
      @notFR4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@cosmicsanders4319 he's dead 😔

  • @tankinator451
    @tankinator451 ปีที่แล้ว +2092

    The fact that flat earthers frequently run experiments to prove that the earth is flat and instead end up accidentally proving that it is round is something that we don't talk about enough.

    • @M60A3
      @M60A3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      They do confirmation bias

    • @OffTheGridBand1
      @OffTheGridBand1 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Mathematicians do this every day. Proof by contradiction

    • @SaneGuyFr
      @SaneGuyFr ปีที่แล้ว +22

      "15 degree per hour drift"

    • @hagerty1952
      @hagerty1952 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@SaneGuyFr - "Thanks, Bob"

    • @SaneGuyFr
      @SaneGuyFr ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@hagerty1952 Thanks bob.

  • @funnylaughed7423
    @funnylaughed7423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4233

    "How do you explain solar eclipses?"
    "It's not the moon, it's an object orbiting the sun that comes around once in a while."
    "It orbits the sun?"
    "Yes, orbits."
    "So you're saying that gravity, is real?"
    "No."

  • @hankhighsmith9050
    @hankhighsmith9050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5783

    The only thing that Flat Earthers have to fear is sphere itself.

    • @C64_Mat
      @C64_Mat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Most underrated comment right here 😅

    • @bootyliciousmama5186
      @bootyliciousmama5186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Bahahaha...such a dad joke! Love it!!

    • @vincentrobinette1507
      @vincentrobinette1507 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I couldn't have said it better!!

    • @richtraube2241
      @richtraube2241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yaaas! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @injunsun
      @injunsun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Now, this one I haven't heard before. I mean, the original quote, yes, but not the joke form here. Thanks for that.

  • @Physically_Challenged
    @Physically_Challenged 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5902

    The moon is a satellite that changes our memory when we find out the world is a donut

    • @Physically_Challenged
      @Physically_Challenged 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Haydon Rowland yea I see that point but I still think the world is a donut

    • @Physically_Challenged
      @Physically_Challenged 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Haydon Rowland yea definitely they are thank you for having a brain

    • @Ebitz20
      @Ebitz20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      The earth is actually Xbox One X (Minecraft Edition) shaped

    • @hevendor958
      @hevendor958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      no the earth is shaped as like HI I AM WILDCAT WELCOME TO JACKASS THIS IS DARTS

    • @yoshibatezy
      @yoshibatezy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fuck wit

  • @Necroxion
    @Necroxion ปีที่แล้ว +564

    One thing I find funny about Flat Earthers is that they organized a cruise to Antarctica, but every single crew they hired insisted on using Globe Earth calculations, so they kept firing them and never went on cruise
    EDIT: EYYYY that's the cruise mentioned at the end!

    • @AdaTheWatcher
      @AdaTheWatcher 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +62

      I'd love seeing them actually find a flat earth crew and have them end up somewhere in the middle of nowhere.

    • @hamoodkorwinhabibike9359
      @hamoodkorwinhabibike9359 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Funniest shit i saw today

    • @jj65jj65
      @jj65jj65 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @ Necroxion stick this in your pipe and smoke it -
      read this, or just check out the diagrams at each chapter, no need to buy the book, as its available to read as a PDF, its called "16 Emergency Landings," its about planes that for one reason or another have had to make emergency landings, the thing is, these emergency landings are hundreds of miles or even thousands of miles off course, on your globe earth, but in a straight line on a flat earth map, example - Sydney Australia to Los Angeles makes an emergency landing in .. . . . . bloody Alaska, explain that on a globe earth, but guess what, its a straight in line landing on a flat earth map,
      also the Brazilian football team, the most precious pampered players on the planet, fly from Sao Paulo in the southern hemisphere to Sydney Australia, also in the southern hemisphere on your globe, for a football match, BUT, BUT, . . . . . BUT they cant get there without landing in Los Angeles in the northern hemisphere on your globe, it makes the journey about 3 times longer in distance on your globe, . . . but . . . ON THE FLAT MAP, its almost a STRAIGHT LINE to land at L.A., before again crossing over Alaska after leaving L.A on the continued journey to Sydney. . . . . please give me your best answers ASAP to this puzzle,
      there are at least 14 other emergency landings covered by the book, all with planes landing miles off the direct globe route, but in a direct line of travel on a flat earth map,
      apparently in your globe world, you cant get any regular plane flight from any one southern hemisphere continent to any other southern hemisphere continent, without entering and landing in a northern hemisphere continent/country, why is that, the answer is clear to see, on a flat earth map why you always enter/land in a northern hemisphere continent/country, its because the quickest way to fly is always in a straight line on the flat earth map, go read the book on line, i bet you are too scared to read it,
      i dont know for sure if the earth is flat or a globe, neither do you, but i will state this, i just know we are not told the truth about the realm where we live,
      also as well as the United Nations and the World Health Organisation, the following organisations all use a flat earth map as a logo, the International Marine Organisation, World Meteorological Organisation and the International Civil Aviation Authority . . . . . . why do they all use a flat earth map as their LOGOS, answers on a post card or you can just leave them below my reply, thanks, im waiting

    • @RipRLeeErmey
      @RipRLeeErmey 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      ​@@AdaTheWatcher Ending up in South America instead of Antarctica 😭

    • @just_some_bigfoot_hacking_you
      @just_some_bigfoot_hacking_you 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂

  • @octazeax3641
    @octazeax3641 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10288

    "The flat eathers community has countless members around the globe."

  • @thelexi1549
    @thelexi1549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5205

    “The flat earth society has members from all around the GLOBE.”
    -Flat Earth Society

    • @dylanmacdonald7444
      @dylanmacdonald7444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      IRONY
      IRONY
      IRONY

    • @Jason-kv7gm
      @Jason-kv7gm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      We call this 'hedging your bets'

    • @DoubleDoubleU
      @DoubleDoubleU 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      well . . .

    • @RR-oo2wf
      @RR-oo2wf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      LOL

    • @KILLERMANGO-mi1cx
      @KILLERMANGO-mi1cx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      I remember somebody commenting "Now Read what You Just Said But Slowly"

  • @chrisbirk9511
    @chrisbirk9511 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1419

    Flat earther: "do your own research!"
    Also flat earther: "watch these 18 youtube videos where this guy does incorrect math for an hour"

    • @OceanRedux
      @OceanRedux 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      lmfao

    • @user-de4cq6uk6l
      @user-de4cq6uk6l 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      I also saw some “moon landing faked 100% proven” videos and they are the stupidest things I’ve ever seen. I thought they would actually have some evidence like documents but it was so idiotic lol. They also claimed the ISS is fake and that the astronauts use AR _contact lenses_ and CGI for the TV broadcasts. Honestly is so sad people believe that

    • @veziusthethird
      @veziusthethird 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@user-de4cq6uk6l the cgi back then was so horrible, and the lasers need for that sort of light would be like so much more than nasa's budget

    • @user-de4cq6uk6l
      @user-de4cq6uk6l 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@veziusthethird thats what im saying lol its so not true. If NASA had that big of a budget to get that tech back then they wouldn't be wasting it on faking a moon landing they wouldve just done it like they did irl

    • @linksfood
      @linksfood 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@user-de4cq6uk6l I've seen the ISS is fake stuff. Funny enough I happened to be looking at planets with my telescope the other day when I saw the ISS appear, so I aimed my telescope in its path and got an image for just a few seconds, it was really cool! Wonder how they faked it...

  • @beeno3487
    @beeno3487 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    I love how the moon is still always a sphere in flat earth depictions. 😂😂😂

    • @MyUsersDark
      @MyUsersDark 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      When a flat earther was asked why they still believe all the other planets are round, they said "Unlike the earth, these planets have been observed to be round."
      Right...

    • @PK_Miracle
      @PK_Miracle 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@MyUsersDark ..... The stubbornness of a human is a blessing and a curse

    • @lehonwhale8070
      @lehonwhale8070 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@MyUsersDark damn thats hillarious😂

  • @wurtknurte7283
    @wurtknurte7283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5458

    If the Earth is round, why has my grandmother's heart monitor gone flat?

    • @zubairaslam389
      @zubairaslam389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Hahaha

    • @DerickMasai
      @DerickMasai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      It must be protesting this very fact by showing the earth is INDEED flat 😉

    • @camello0108
      @camello0108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Oof

    • @random_bro
      @random_bro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Oof

    • @shronkler1994
      @shronkler1994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Exactly.

  • @nova8747
    @nova8747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5222

    My favourite one is where the Flat-Brainers responded to someone asking
    "If there is a flat-Earth group, why is there no flat-Mars group?" and they responded with
    "Thanks for the question, it is observed that Mars is round."
    Like it makes any sense that all other planets are spheres, yet for whatever fucking reason, Earth is just a pancake.

    • @SCP--fj2jr
      @SCP--fj2jr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +433

      XD
      *If Mars is round, and the rest of the planets are round, then why isn't the Earth round?*
      *If there were elements that made Mars round then shouldn't it also make the Earth round as well?*
      *If this Earth were in the shape of a fricking pancake then we would be a lovely target for asteroids, and water would be non-existent.*
      *Their logic is mostly just a bunch of yarn, so much yarn that they could make a blankie the size of earth.*
      lmao.

    • @nickzakrath7080
      @nickzakrath7080 3 ปีที่แล้ว +285

      @@SCP--fj2jr You know you fucked up when an anomalous plague doctor has to break down your sense of logic.
      Speaking of which, did you make that cure yet? I think us humans need it soon at this rate...

    • @alienshxt
      @alienshxt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Doctor we need to cure the pestilence it's getting worse

    • @SCP--fj2jr
      @SCP--fj2jr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      @@nickzakrath7080
      *No because..*
      *I. AM. THE. CURE.*
      *And fortunately for you i don't really have the time to do it yet.*

    • @SCP--fj2jr
      @SCP--fj2jr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@alienshxt
      *Yes..*

  • @mythicalirishman6346
    @mythicalirishman6346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1288

    My favourite flat earther quib is the claim all space footage is CGI before proceeding to show cartoon animation of how it really is.

    • @jakegalvin6946
      @jakegalvin6946 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yes

    • @adamrak7560
      @adamrak7560 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      @Tazer-Works NVIDIA is also part of the conspiracy, they have produced RTX5090 cards 50 years ago just for the conspiracy!
      The Earth is not just flat, it is also a Time Cube with _four_ sides!
      Ḫ̵̞͉̗͈̪͛̒̃̓̽a̶̧̨̨̧͉̠̖͓̼̤̩̻̎̌̏̕ͅi̶̱̩̻̣̩̰͇̖̙͉̝̘̝̟͌̃́́̈́̊̏l̴̩̒̀̅̽̈́̀̅̎̋̄̇̾̓ ̸̛̠̃̅̂Ç̴̡͕͖̤̩̖̥̗̹̊̿͝ͅṱ̴̠̦̬̱̟͋̏̽͋̌̄̈́̈́͆̊̑͑̐͘̕h̶̯͇̜͑̀ư̸̜̟̙̩͔̈́̔͛̚̚l̵̰͓͚̻͓͈̖͝͝͝h̴̙͔͔̭̳̫̗̜̳̀̆ṷ̶̧́̾̋́̓̎̑͜ͅ!

    • @HondaBrandy
      @HondaBrandy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @Tazer-Works and yet they’re still out of stock decades later!

    • @slaggerthord31
      @slaggerthord31 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wait wat

    • @burbanpoison2494
      @burbanpoison2494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Tazer-Works isn't it funny how a person could use a strawman conclusion to debunk a fact presented as evidence of that conclusion? The moon's not made of cheese, therefore the stuff on your sandwich is sliced baby skin? Elvis isn't still alive, therefore he didn't rip off black artists? Area 51 isn't an alien colony on Earth, and that means nobody was testing supersonic jets?
      I don't see anything remotely implausible about the premise that the government had advanced video and computing capabilities at the height of the cold war. That's a well-established fact. They were identifying trucks from orbit when Kennedy was in office. The computer hardware was many times less efficient than it is today, but that just means it was a matter of manpower, which the government has on an unmatchable scale, particularly at that time. I'm not saying the moon footage is fake, but NASA had toys Kubrick didn't have.

  • @Cristi-the-silly
    @Cristi-the-silly ปีที่แล้ว +123

    Weren’t like ancient people figuring out the earth is round?

    • @wasserruebenvergilbungsvirus
      @wasserruebenvergilbungsvirus ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Yeah, at least the Greeks, Romans and Arabs knew that Earth is round.

    • @lucyc776
      @lucyc776 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Yep, since around 500 BC is when we have proof of people using round earth in astrological readings and calculations. In around 240 BC, Eratosthenes was discovered to have made a very clever calculation for figuring out the circumference too, and was only off by a few percent mostly because the earth is not a perfect sphere. 2200+ years ago we figured this out and people still refute it.

    • @benzemamumba
      @benzemamumba 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Some Flerfs think that the Earth is round but flat like a coin. Call it a sphere...don't give them anything to leverage.

    • @Gtx-ij9ff
      @Gtx-ij9ff 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@wasserruebenvergilbungsvirusancient India too! Aryabhatta calculated the circumference of the earth with an error of 1000km in 500 CE

    • @AspiringD3v
      @AspiringD3v หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      well there weren't dumb average people who were spoiled, attention-seeking, and wants to be unique back then.

  • @bat2564
    @bat2564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3836

    I love how flat eathers are literally doing tests that cost 3,000$, yet with literally every single test, it ends up like every cartoon that backfires against their theory

    • @bat2564
      @bat2564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @Nesta Marley monke do siens test hehe

    • @thatonekid6677
      @thatonekid6677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      it's so fucking funny. in a way, i kind of love them for it

    • @ihaveeyesbutimustntlook1668
      @ihaveeyesbutimustntlook1668 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Nesta Marley yes yes i do

    • @goku-sangreen4510
      @goku-sangreen4510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That's cap they're doing tests that dont actually prove flat earth but gives the "result" that its flat

    • @austinpetemo
      @austinpetemo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Like Wiley Coyote trying so hard to catch that damn roadrunner.

  • @alexanderlancaster2141
    @alexanderlancaster2141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6422

    All the jokes aside this is just sad.

    • @rain2001
      @rain2001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +668

      yeah. 4.6 billion years of evoluton just to believe in flat earth?

    • @themistake4246
      @themistake4246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +327

      It's still funny tho

    • @natelabao3842
      @natelabao3842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +226

      It’s hard to talk about though. Are these people trolls are are actually clowns?

    • @itsyaboi1245
      @itsyaboi1245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I think it’s actually really interesting funny and harmless

    • @pinekel8987
      @pinekel8987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      I think that this entire thing is the biggest troll ever made. The thing is that some people are so into conspiracies and dumb shit that the evidence provided is enough to make them actually believe in the troll. Then you have enough of those which are a loud minority by nature and attract more attention to the troll making people believe a large chunk of people actually believe in a flat earth.

  • @icel8828
    @icel8828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +435

    “A technological golden age”
    That’s a baby getting hit in the face from a milk bottle held by a machine

    • @J0hnHenrySNEEDen
      @J0hnHenrySNEEDen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Peak human technology

    • @Schrau
      @Schrau 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      A technological golden age.

    • @dukatelo
      @dukatelo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Isn't it marvelous?

    • @hunni3243
      @hunni3243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i think thats uselessduckcompany

    • @dirtpig02
      @dirtpig02 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      exactly

  • @infinitsai
    @infinitsai ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Scientists in 20 century: we live in a age of rapid scientific leaps, we went from train to space just within a hundred years, imagine what will happen in the next century, maybe we would have the whole solar system colonized by the end of next few decades
    Scientists in 21 century: I'm telling you one last time, the earth is not flat

    • @redseagaming7832
      @redseagaming7832 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Imagine those flat Earth society Ceasing to exist, because we colonize the moon. Where we have safe travel between the moon and the earth

    • @MyUsersDark
      @MyUsersDark 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@redseagaming7832 They probably still wouldn't believe it

  • @skatatataatje
    @skatatataatje 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4062

    Besides from having a laugh, we should really look into the insane growth of mental-health issues and the lack of good education worldwide.

    • @NoobTX
      @NoobTX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      Spiraling downwards IQ is true thing 😂

    • @NoobTX
      @NoobTX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      @Mark Smileer mario planet or no planet take it or leave it

    • @pestober
      @pestober 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @Mark Smileer copying and pasting is fun isn’t it

    • @sthamansinha243
      @sthamansinha243 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      @Mark Smileer Seek therapy brother. Remember there's always someone willing to help.

    • @timsar4809
      @timsar4809 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@sthamansinha243 remember guys, don't explain, ridicule

  • @jesustyronechrist2330
    @jesustyronechrist2330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1706

    There's a flat earther in this comment section who legit said this:
    "Actually there are quite a few that are intimidated by my intelligence and perfection. That is why I choose my friends. They don't choose me. Although many try."
    Really tells all about them... The amount of narcissism and privilege is astounding.

    • @dioptre
      @dioptre 3 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      that guy needs to realize a lot about the meth he's been taking. and fast.

    • @EurofighterTyphoon-EF2000
      @EurofighterTyphoon-EF2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@dioptre see, they think that math is helping them but some dumbass flat earther once had a typo saying meth so it's worstened
      What did I say again

    • @dioptre
      @dioptre 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@EurofighterTyphoon-EF2000 lmao XD

    • @rexalley8397
      @rexalley8397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      That profile picture is menacing holy shit

    • @hiimme12345
      @hiimme12345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Eh, to me it reads like a satire or a joke

  • @sysghost
    @sysghost 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1314

    When using NordVPN, remember not to use Australia. That country and continent don't exist. ;-)

    • @ironicivan4928
      @ironicivan4928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      yeah but if i live there why is everyone ignoring me

    • @sysghost
      @sysghost 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@ironicivan4928 Everyone may be ignore you because you don't exist? ;)

    • @ironicivan4928
      @ironicivan4928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@sysghost great i fell down and ended up in a weird room with a buzzing sound

    • @mcnippie8822
      @mcnippie8822 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@ironicivan4928 oof bruh you're in the backrooms

    • @Blueflag04
      @Blueflag04 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@ironicivan4928 you clipped through reality

  • @CHRB-nn6qp
    @CHRB-nn6qp ปีที่แล้ว +124

    Whenever I hear conspiracy theories like this, I always just think, "What do the world governments get from covering this up?".

    • @ironknightgaming5706
      @ironknightgaming5706 ปีที่แล้ว

      Billions of dollars goes towards NASA and Space X. There is a huge motivation to convince the sheeple that the earth is a spinning ball in a void moving millions of miles an hour in a sea of nothingness. If space was real the average person would be able to visit it and the elite would waste no time marketing it as an expensive tourist destination.

    • @msa7933
      @msa7933 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ironknightgaming5706 The earth was a rotating ball centuries before NASA even existed. Also, if motivation is your argument, flat earth youtubers generate a lot more profit by spreading the pizza planet lie.

    • @MrThhg
      @MrThhg ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ironknightgaming5706 dumbest shit ever

    • @drmantistoboggan2870
      @drmantistoboggan2870 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@ironknightgaming5706literal retardation 😂

    • @brandi7986
      @brandi7986 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Absolutely nothing, because there's no reason to lie about it.
      This question is usually the one to shut them down unless they're Bible twisters trying to force a 2k yo doctrine to fit their crazy claims.
      Earth is round, they just find the concept of gravity upsetting and feel we would all fall off. Little kids fears in grown adults.

  • @friendlyneighborhoodghost1317
    @friendlyneighborhoodghost1317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1018

    I like how they’ve proven themselves wrong so many times, but they still think it’s flat.

    • @makiito4170
      @makiito4170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      stupid people only believe what they want to believe in, even if they prove that the earth is round themselves they will look for an excuse to not count the results of the test.

    • @wietseheerink7988
      @wietseheerink7988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      Bro heavenly energy interfered so it didnt count

    • @KG72740
      @KG72740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      @@wietseheerink7988 So god is in on the cospiracy too?

    • @ShiningDarknes
      @ShiningDarknes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Obviously, that is why it is so hard to prove.

    • @jinkisaragi874
      @jinkisaragi874 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@KG72740 Yes, every god. From Amaterasu to Zeus.

  • @amosoliver5678
    @amosoliver5678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1729

    If Australia doesn't exist does that mean l can stop paying bills

    • @Lazare7782
      @Lazare7782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Yes this is the Australian government

    • @amosoliver5678
      @amosoliver5678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Shit thats not fair l don't exist my country doesn't exists but my stupid bills do shit shit shit

    • @brettg1777
      @brettg1777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      If we don't exist no bills no responsibility plays crab rave music

    • @yourveryaveragespymain2676
      @yourveryaveragespymain2676 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes

    • @isaakvandaalen3899
      @isaakvandaalen3899 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Hey if Australia doesn't exist does that mean we can finally settle that New Zealand did in fact invent the Pavlova?

  • @aidanconnolly9170
    @aidanconnolly9170 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1596

    You could take these people into space and they'd think NASA swapped their eyeballs out.

    • @ram5ramen582
      @ram5ramen582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      they would think the windows are screens and the astronaut suit has a screen on it.

    • @gage3725
      @gage3725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@ram5ramen582 tell them to punch the window out then…..

    • @dextermorgan1
      @dextermorgan1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@ram5ramen582 Funny you say that because that is EXACTLY what the Flerfs claimed about Richard Brandon's "space" flight.
      ThE wInDOwS ArE cURvEd

    • @Tuuminshz
      @Tuuminshz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I actualy thought that they would say that the windows are CGI but after the Virgin Galactic flight it's that all windows are curved.

    • @jackmuehlheuser5789
      @jackmuehlheuser5789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      for their cruise to the ice wall, someone should program a navigational device that uses the flat earth model so they get lost at sea

  • @monkeytime3169
    @monkeytime3169 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Flat earthers are amazing at proving the earth is round

    • @FutureWorldX
      @FutureWorldX ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "And what we found was, we were picking a drift, a 15 degree per hour drift."
      Thanks Bob.

  • @Dexter21norman
    @Dexter21norman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +875

    I thought that the Earth was flat for 4 years in my life
    Then I became 5 years old

    • @jameslegrand848
      @jameslegrand848 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I legit didn't know my own dad's name till age 5 😆😆😆😆 for me he was dad

    • @rain2001
      @rain2001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@jameslegrand848 what the heck dude. mine is i still don't memorize my parent's face when i was six.

    • @donaldolivier6786
      @donaldolivier6786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Damn I could bearly think back then when I was 5

    • @stephanosgrapsas8632
      @stephanosgrapsas8632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@jameslegrand848 my dad left when I was 5

    • @badge6211
      @badge6211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@stephanosgrapsas8632 get rekt mine left when i was 2 months

  • @TrueKyanite
    @TrueKyanite 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1318

    "the gyroscope was picking up heavenly energies from the sky"
    I'm just dumbfounded. I genuinely cannot fathom this

    • @Artemyst
      @Artemyst 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      They are on a level of stupid and idiotic that they have transcended intelligence itself as they see no need for it.

    • @jonathandewberry289
      @jonathandewberry289 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ok but you think a dink goes in a bumhole and that's perfectly normal. So, don't need to care what you can or cannot fathom.

    • @Artemyst
      @Artemyst 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @boeing 737 max 8 I'm shocked that they have the intelligence to unfortunately reproduce...

    • @SCP--fj2jr
      @SCP--fj2jr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@Artemyst
      *Bold of you to assume that they even reproduce*

    • @Artemyst
      @Artemyst 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@SCP--fj2jr Unfortunately they have found a way. The theory would have died decades ago if they didn't.

  • @anionshade970
    @anionshade970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    "this test run isnt valid. we will have to do a second test"
    "excuse me, but why isnt it valid?"
    "there was alot of energy today.."
    "energy?"
    "yep, mustve been a angel crossing today ill tell huewatt, like flocks of birds."

    • @nullified77
      @nullified77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@VeuTrox For some people, this is true, but for others, they try to pull a bullshit explanation out of their asses, because some people, no matter what, need to feel like they're always correct about what they think. They just can't accept any weaknesses within their logic or beliefs.

    •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      reminds me of an ACTUAL comment by a flattard: a bible quote about "he rose until he was hidden by the clouds."
      so he thinks CLOUDS COULD ONLY EXIST IF EARTH WAS FLAT?!
      or does he think those puffy things u pin the sky are called CURVES?
      AND he's copy-pasted that idiocy VERBATIM at least 3 times!

    • @Comboowo
      @Comboowo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *" H E A V E N L Y E N E R G I E S F R O M T H E S K Y ! ! ! "*

  • @tyforestreacts
    @tyforestreacts ปีที่แล้ว +26

    My argument against flat Earth is as follows: If the Earth were flat, the edge would be a tourist trap.

    • @warmachineuk
      @warmachineuk ปีที่แล้ว

      Many flat Earthers claim NASA blocks exploration of the edge. Yes, NASA. How would a civilian space agency acquire the authority, funding or manpower to block explorers, especially from other countries? Flat Earthers are not high IQ people.

    • @wasserruebenvergilbungsvirus
      @wasserruebenvergilbungsvirus ปีที่แล้ว

      The single best argument against flat earth is: What's the point?!
      Believable conspiracy theories require good villains, and as any creative writer can tell you, a good villain requires a good motivation. What motivation do flat earth villains (NASA, governments etc.) have for not only lying about the shape of our planet, but also spending ridiculous amounts of money and manpower to keep up this facade? What do they gain out of it?
      Flat Earthers simply don't have a real answer to this, and that is all you really need to know in order to unmask flat earth as the nonsense it is.

    • @jorgen3662
      @jorgen3662 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@warmachineuk the UN and the antarctic treaty blocks people from exploring past a certain point of south latitude yes, the one caught lying here is you, putting words in the mouths of truthers without displaying any proof of your bullshit claim. Saddo

    • @deepikapoddar2831
      @deepikapoddar2831 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Hell yeah
      Grunkle stan on the case.

  • @isaiahwyant3479
    @isaiahwyant3479 3 ปีที่แล้ว +524

    imagine roasting the flat earth kid in class, then his buds put a sack on your head and you hear "take him to the edge" lmao

    • @abhishekvaru
      @abhishekvaru 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      brutal😭😂😂

    • @ominous-omnipresent-they
      @ominous-omnipresent-they 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      That would require that they actually get out and do something, which they're obviously fully incapable of doing.

    • @Higggzzz
      @Higggzzz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Duuuude!!! I lo ve the imagery I got right then

    • @dougthedonkey1805
      @dougthedonkey1805 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When you funny epicly steak a joke but it’s okay because you slapped “lmao” on the end of it

    • @yesno8273
      @yesno8273 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@dougthedonkey1805 I cant believe it!!!?!!!?? This commentor here “steaked a joke”?? Don’t worry! Im calling the swat team right now to arrest this disgusting criminal!

  • @sadsworth4605
    @sadsworth4605 3 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    I wonder what Australian flat earthers look like if they don't even exist

    • @thisguy6278
      @thisguy6278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'm pretty sure they look like Australians, which rumor has it look like humans. Why wouldn't they exist? Are they not allowed to? Cuz that's rude. Maybe any planetary shape believers shouldn't exist. It's not like any of us arguing back and forth amongst each other spouting off stupid fucking nonsense is making the world a better place. Death to all people that believe in the shape of the Earth. Or at least death to them that believe of the shape of the earth and oppose those who have a different belief what is this fucking the religious crusades... my shape is better than your shape no my religion is better than your religion.... Imbeciles.

    • @jamaldeep13
      @jamaldeep13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@thisguy6278 The issue is that Earth does have a factual shape, and some people reject reality by refusing to believe it is that shape. It's literally the world they live on, it's not a matter of religion at this point.

    • @thisguy6278
      @thisguy6278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jamaldeep13 I was just using religion as an example I'm not saying to believe in a shape of the earth is a religion just say like saying my shapes better than yours my religion's better than yours no my dad's stronger than your dad nope my car is faster than your car no my...... humans are dumb. it doesn't matter if it's a ball or if it's a disc we're running this planet into the ground and we don't give a fuck and I don't even know if we necessarily should give a fuck we're all going to die anyway in the grand scheme of things nobody makes it out alive and it really doesn't matter what shape we did or did not live on. So enjoy your flat or enjoy your ball or whatever you want to believe we live on cuz when it all boils down to it it means nothing. What is the shape of the internet? where are all those people at do you know how many people live on and in the world wide web there's people that avoid so-called reality so much so, just to live in an artificial landscape. The true shape of the world has already been known to us for quite a few years I believe Billy Corgan said it best, but the world is a vampire. And now we know it is not spherical or flat.

    • @thisguy6278
      @thisguy6278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jamaldeep13 also when I use the words like yours and mine I'm not referring to you and me as individuals I'm referring to groups of people or individuals whoever is reading this sentences cuz it's not you and me it's the collective you and the collective we the royal we lol

    • @OZDurden
      @OZDurden 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is this deep?

  • @kiral3859
    @kiral3859 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2257

    So, my question is: For what reason would non-flat-earthers be trying to hide that the earth is flat? Why go to all the trouble to pretend it is round? What do flat-earthers think is the reason behind the deception?

    • @hankmesker
      @hankmesker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +405

      I always ask the same, but they don't even know.

    • @Peter_Scheen
      @Peter_Scheen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +618

      Often it is religion. The Bible says it is flat, therefor it is flat. Also, it makes them special, "knowing" the world is flat and being attacked about it only makes them stronger. They are the special people who are "woke"

    • @alexanderm.635
      @alexanderm.635 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      @@Peter_Scheen When does the bible say that it's flat?

    • @Peter_Scheen
      @Peter_Scheen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +283

      @@alexanderm.635 I forgot the verse but is speaks of the four corners of the world (A ball does not have corners) and is says that the world rests on pillars.
      That makes it clear that the writers of the Bible thought the world was flat.

    • @warmachineuk
      @warmachineuk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Some think it's a fraud by NASA to get taxpayer funds. Others think it's a Satanic conspiracy to discredit Christianity.

  • @Peta_CHAD69
    @Peta_CHAD69 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    The fact that they decided this to be the hill to die on is saddening to me.
    They coulda chose other fun ones like government's hiding alien bodies or whatever but, they chose "Earth Frisbee" as what they truly believe.

    • @Bhatt_Hole
      @Bhatt_Hole 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Says a lot, right?
      If it wasn't flat-earth, people like those would simply have chosen another conspiracy to obsess about. The conspiracy they chose isn't important. It's just the symptom.

  • @glantama7996
    @glantama7996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    In the alternate universe:
    "Round Earth | A Deep Dive"
    by channel small employee

    • @glantama7996
      @glantama7996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@pufflepoint hey, that's better 👍

    • @hylix4629
      @hylix4629 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *two shallow jumps

    • @panose6542
      @panose6542 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@pufflepoint you mean a shallow levitation

    • @neptunes297
      @neptunes297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      By channel small employee 😂

    • @spiderxbs161
      @spiderxbs161 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Round Mars | 2 Shallow levitaions
      - small employees

  • @iamm3667
    @iamm3667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +403

    Flat earthers are like that one kid in a COD lobby that won’t stop talking trash even after losing 0:6

    • @spana123321
      @spana123321 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I work with one and tried telling him about Eratosthenes who worked out he circumference of Earth to within 2%, but I got his name wrong, I said it was Aristophanes who was a playwright, comedian, he came back at the end of the day when I’m getting ready to go home from work tell me I need to do my homework. He found out who the playwright was not the mathematician

    • @iamm3667
      @iamm3667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@spana123321 lol “eDuCatE YOuRSelF pEaSAnT!!”

    • @AkaCrimsonHeel
      @AkaCrimsonHeel 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thats to say the globe wins, or that there is a win lose. All will be revealed in time... have fun on marse wearing your vr headset standing in your living room XD but dont worry.... they will make it look, fairly real.

    • @AkaCrimsonHeel
      @AkaCrimsonHeel 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      So somehow you have 6 wins? You have a good imagination!

    • @bruhcringe3573
      @bruhcringe3573 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What the fuck are you talking about? Sorry last time I checked I don’t own a vr headset and the mystery around the flat earth isn’t going to be “revealed in time” whatever that is supposed to mean

  • @dalekinthewater4708
    @dalekinthewater4708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +739

    I remember one time a person at a party claimed that the Earth was in the shape of a doughnut. He stated that the Antarctic and the Arctic cover the holes and we know about the inside of the Earth by removing these huge trapdoors to see inside.
    I responded with "What if it's a filled doughnut"

    • @dr.krieger6563
      @dr.krieger6563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      I like raspberry jam....

    • @dalekinthewater4708
      @dalekinthewater4708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@dr.krieger6563 same

    • @blushingralseiuwu2222
      @blushingralseiuwu2222 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Jelly donut, how scary!

    • @joe31226
      @joe31226 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      hes right

    • @joe31226
      @joe31226 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      earth is a donut on a turtle driving a car on a flat earth that happens to be a map on a round map on a globe

  • @jayminyoel7911
    @jayminyoel7911 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Attempt to prove flat earth: Fails and proves the earth is round multiple times
    Flat Earthers: Must have been bad luck, let’s try again.

  • @vali4real
    @vali4real 4 ปีที่แล้ว +687

    By the gods he's back

    • @adammasterx5854
      @adammasterx5854 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Nameless yes

    • @ShamWoWGuy1231
      @ShamWoWGuy1231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Praise be all who’s Bosses are in fact, Big.

    • @nkk8621
      @nkk8621 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Who now

  • @smOOdiebOOdie
    @smOOdiebOOdie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1501

    "The flat earth society has members all around the globe." ..... Wait wat ?

    • @wanafly12
      @wanafly12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      that hasn't been funny for 2 years now. come up with your own saying or don't write. thanks

    • @smOOdiebOOdie
      @smOOdiebOOdie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      @@wanafly12 6:05 ! I thought it was funny af

    • @ququ1639
      @ququ1639 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Around the disc thankyou very much

    • @lumbagoboi1649
      @lumbagoboi1649 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Lol its difficult to take flat earthers seriously

    • @Killerbee4712
      @Killerbee4712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      @@wanafly12 So your telling him he shouldnt comment what he wants to comment? Get a damn life and stop calling people out for speaking

  • @rmaxtpmx
    @rmaxtpmx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    When a group of people set out to prove their argument, end up proving the other side instead, and still insist they're right, with no reason but "they're lying to us", they are simply not worth a moment of time or a syllable of conversation. Move it along. Nothing to see here.

    • @stirlingmacmaster551
      @stirlingmacmaster551 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lets see what theyhavetosay

    • @americantacos7618
      @americantacos7618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Calvin Christopher Davis they want life to be interesting. I guess they want conspiracy theories to be fun and not the insanely sad shit things like the CIA do on the regular.

    • @MarquisLeary34
      @MarquisLeary34 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's why you just move on. Engaging these people does NOTHING, as any evidence no matter how sound will just evoke the Conspiracy! fallacy.

    • @warmachineuk
      @warmachineuk 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That was scientists' policy towards Intelligent Design in the '00s till the advocates got into school boards and changed textbooks. They had to be laughed out. Fortunately, flat Earthers don't have the funds or focus of US megachurches but they're completely unhinged. Let's hope there's never enough of them to become politically active.

  • @littlefox3252
    @littlefox3252 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    If I were to go to a flat Earth convention, I'd have a really hard time holding back my laughter...

  • @khalidfarah458
    @khalidfarah458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    Anything's real if you have enough drugs.

    • @thatmonkemanzelinki2185
      @thatmonkemanzelinki2185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I agree khalid

    • @ianhamilton9600
      @ianhamilton9600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      You’re somewhere between 3 years old and 30 years old and I don’t know why

    • @donaldolivier6786
      @donaldolivier6786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ianhamilton9600 ?

    • @cjfrost1441
      @cjfrost1441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@donaldolivier6786 Hes talking about Khalid's face.

    • @Hardiarishabh
      @Hardiarishabh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Khalid the real mvp

  • @Jaksary
    @Jaksary 4 ปีที่แล้ว +749

    Flat earthers are the reason why aliens don't contact us.

    • @sitrepproductionsatlanta8538
      @sitrepproductionsatlanta8538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Xeblblox01: There’s a bunch of dumbasses on that planet that think they live in a dome!!
      Zeglodus05: Yeah, we don’t really mess with that planet. Occasionally we pick up one and probe their digestive system... but that’s about it.
      Xeblblox01: Can we pick up one of those morons next time? They’ll never believe him when he tries to tell people about us!

    • @sitrepproductionsatlanta8538
      @sitrepproductionsatlanta8538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Count Anonymous true, unless they’ve developed some form of faster-than-light travel such as creating wormholes or similar means of travel.
      Personally, I’m on the fence about whether they have visited us or not. Still... it’s fun to think about which is why I love writing Sci-fi.

    • @WHYZMAN_
      @WHYZMAN_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      tbh there's probably a lot of other reasons

    • @Theakritas_
      @Theakritas_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "ALIENS AREN'T REAL WE ARE THE ONLY THINGS LIVING IN THE UNIVERSE"
      - a flat earther somewhere

    • @whatsthedealwithairlinefood24
      @whatsthedealwithairlinefood24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Count Anonymous
      Am Christian, can confirm that aliens are cool

  • @hoddtoward5681
    @hoddtoward5681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +729

    I’m a tea-earther. I believe that our galaxy is in a bag of yorkshire gold tea. so earth is still the same.

    • @qzimyion
      @qzimyion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Still more believable than flat earth

    • @giseliogozelio
      @giseliogozelio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      you ruined my game.

    • @donaldolivier6786
      @donaldolivier6786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Fuck off hodd

    • @gangsta74110
      @gangsta74110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Spiffing Brit, get out of this Todd Howard body

    • @memeulous4ft247
      @memeulous4ft247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Todd is escaping

  • @connorsmith1005
    @connorsmith1005 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    As an Australian I can confirm we don't exist.

  • @dougfoster445
    @dougfoster445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +584

    Hughs wasn’t actually a flat earther. He didn’t really believe in it. He just used the community for his rocket career

    • @dougfoster445
      @dougfoster445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @HighOnNarcotics that would probably be the sovereign citizen community 😂

    • @frauleinhohenzollern
      @frauleinhohenzollern 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      The video covered that...

    • @LOreveals2U
      @LOreveals2U 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol ok

    • @dougfoster445
      @dougfoster445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@LOreveals2U “lol ok” lol what an amazing argument! Very well thought out. 😂

    • @LiberalsReadmyBio
      @LiberalsReadmyBio 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @HighOnNarcotics A semi famous flatearther couldn't raise money , its not because he couldnt its because they dont have money

  • @nebtheweb8885
    @nebtheweb8885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +614

    I asked a flat earther to play basketball the other day... he brought a frisbee.

    • @spencerphilippinedream3706
      @spencerphilippinedream3706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      this doesnt prove if the earth is flat or not, it just proves flat earthers dont have any balls.

    • @bananaducks1337
      @bananaducks1337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Spencer PhilippineDream best roast I’ve seen in a long time just gotta say, Nice.

    • @raquelmedina4627
      @raquelmedina4627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Flat earthers have a flat brain not long but small and flat

    • @nebtheweb8885
      @nebtheweb8885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@raquelmedina4627 They live in Carl Sagans 2 dimensional "Flat Land" to do their 'flat business' and cannot think in 3 dimensions. th-cam.com/video/-wv0vxVRGMY/w-d-xo.html

    • @germaniatv1870
      @germaniatv1870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The Ball is a round, so therefore the Basketball court has to be a round to.

  • @kaomocchi3671
    @kaomocchi3671 4 ปีที่แล้ว +913

    As a person who "flew" to "Australia", I can confirm that neither of the two exists. The "flight" was merely a portal to the underside of the flat-earth, which others may refer to as "Australia", where everything is upside-down.

    • @nathanpeacock5107
      @nathanpeacock5107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Well I guess the upside down was Australia all along

    • @Testequip
      @Testequip 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Do post pics of your upside down aeroplane gyros

    • @rodgerroy8090
      @rodgerroy8090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      According to Bugs Bunny. If you went to the underside of the world, you would be in China.

    • @kakavo6796
      @kakavo6796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Someone’s gonna use this as proof I’m calling it

    • @dylanwight5764
      @dylanwight5764 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Given that you're alive to write this, clearly you remembered your skyhooks.

  • @beardedricotheold2640
    @beardedricotheold2640 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I wonder how many of the passangers on the cruise is going to be non flatearthers tagging along to take pictures of the disappointed faces

  • @demiadam677
    @demiadam677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +952

    I love how when the flat earthers are unable to explain something they just say it doesn’t exist

    • @waltercomunello121
      @waltercomunello121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      it's a very primitive form of mental defence. strongly immature humans have a tendency of refuse anything that can't be represented or that could shake or reconstruct their inner world, or that might undermine their perceived accountability towards others. flat earthers and paranoids have very similar ways of thinking.

    • @DJ-Brownie-UK
      @DJ-Brownie-UK 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/n0DPDBUNwOg/w-d-xo.html&ab_channel=BobcatDan%3ATheOldManWhoCanSee

    • @user-br2hb4vr9x
      @user-br2hb4vr9x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@waltercomunello121 thanks for explaining it in detail

    • @hellwithit
      @hellwithit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Kinda like evolutionists?

    • @JohnGardnerAlhadis
      @JohnGardnerAlhadis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@waltercomunello121 It's basically another form of _"LA LA LA, I'M NOT LISTENING, LA LA LA!!!"_

  • @LuluLew
    @LuluLew 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2064

    i believe the earth is *big boss shaped*

    • @jacklewis256
      @jacklewis256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      And that's a fact

    • @freedeoxide
      @freedeoxide 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      This just made my day better

    • @j-maoh2086
      @j-maoh2086 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Psycho-Mantis?

    • @Arciwiz
      @Arciwiz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hi pyrocynical

    • @mohamedfadhelkastalli
      @mohamedfadhelkastalli 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      th-cam.com/video/0O_l6mpGZ5k/w-d-xo.html&ab_channel=mohamedfadhelkastalli

  • @terrainvictus1210
    @terrainvictus1210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    Flat earthers : the world is FLAT
    Also Flat earthers : we have members all around the GLOBE

    • @TheBluePhoenix008
      @TheBluePhoenix008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That was just a meme tho. Not that I'm a flater

    • @CygnusTheSilly
      @CygnusTheSilly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@TheBluePhoenix008 no the official Twitter account of the flat earth society actually posted that seriously because flat earthers are stupid

    • @cynicalnews963
      @cynicalnews963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@CygnusTheSilly I thought somebody hacked their account and posted that...

    • @Kobaford
      @Kobaford 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Golden_Experience Wouldn't it be using God's name in vain if said by a religious person?

    • @terner1234
      @terner1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Kobaford no, god's name is in hebrew.
      you can say "god" all you want

  • @grave_i
    @grave_i ปีที่แล้ว +15

    As an Australian, I can safely say that I do not exist

    • @Kfo221
      @Kfo221 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I knew it

    • @b_nnah
      @b_nnah ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shhhhhhhhhhh dont telll them that!

  • @zanwrightmfwr756
    @zanwrightmfwr756 3 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    "Heavenly energies from the sky"
    Legit, I laughed rolling on the floor.

    • @venor2612
      @venor2612 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @midnytemassacre
      @midnytemassacre 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      With Odin-Christ in the sky.. lmao

    • @nightmareTomek
      @nightmareTomek 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      INVISIBLE heavenly energies. What was that about only believing what you can see with your own eyes?

    • @theunknowman12
      @theunknowman12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      God do be giving us free energies from the heaven

    • @TRG_R17
      @TRG_R17 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Reply 5

  • @radosawimianowski5222
    @radosawimianowski5222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +636

    Hello random person looking for angry flat earthers

    • @nickkohlmann
      @nickkohlmann 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Heyy

    • @realdaggerman105
      @realdaggerman105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I didn’t have to look far.

    • @The.Orange.Wizard
      @The.Orange.Wizard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Shite, I’ve been called out, and I didn’t realise it till I was called out.

    • @ritik2955
      @ritik2955 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      sup

    • @alw2839
      @alw2839 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hey I actually found 2 😆

  • @iamspidey5411
    @iamspidey5411 2 ปีที่แล้ว +490

    Honestly, I know that their research is supposed to be like, “serious.” But I really couldn’t stop laughing as soon as I heard their response to the flights to Australia.

    • @JunaidAnsari-my2cx
      @JunaidAnsari-my2cx ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Where's Australia?

    • @mechanicpluto2430
      @mechanicpluto2430 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@JunaidAnsari-my2cx I'll do you one better, *who's* Australia?

    • @Cyberfan2167
      @Cyberfan2167 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@mechanicpluto2430how about this why is Australia?

    • @cortanatheai6103
      @cortanatheai6103 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Cyberfan2167i really wanna know how is Australia? Are they doing okay?

    • @Cyberfan2167
      @Cyberfan2167 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@cortanatheai6103 I have no clue ,I heard recently they got invaded giant spiders ,hope the best for them

  • @shinpaws1014
    @shinpaws1014 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    0:18 as a new father, i have to say. That was the funniest punch line I've seen all year 🤣

  • @hazel_slayzel
    @hazel_slayzel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +606

    Flat Earthers: Australia is fake
    Me, an Australian: *I have several questions*

    • @cathacker13
      @cathacker13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      You're all paid actors! Australia is not a thing! *New zeland is ok tho*
      Before you try to find me and stab me multiple times in the chest, I was joking.

    • @07_danishwistara29
      @07_danishwistara29 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      You’re a spy

    • @scaly5697
      @scaly5697 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Your a robot

    • @cathacker13
      @cathacker13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@07_danishwistara29 _decloaking noises_

    • @cheshirecat7819
      @cheshirecat7819 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cathacker13 what is new zealand?

  • @rflint9902
    @rflint9902 4 ปีที่แล้ว +529

    If the earth was flat cats would have knocked everything off by now

    • @calloftheseal6917
      @calloftheseal6917 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Only cat owners can understand the beauty of this comment.

    • @LustyClassyCat
      @LustyClassyCat 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah

    • @WAFFLEooFILMS
      @WAFFLEooFILMS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol 🤣 that would be messed up 😂

    • @Bififress0r
      @Bififress0r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Knocking off still sounds far too .... "possibly happened by accidential cause". ._.
      Let's be honest .........
      > > > Watching their malicious, growing sensation while tipping the "object of choice" .. centimeter by centimeter .. closer and closer .. and then the last, final swipe - just to look at you utterly surprised! As like if _.. OUT OF A SUDDEN! .. THEY DID NOT KNOW YOU WERE THERE, .. WATCHING WITH TEARS THIS WHOLE SCENERY FROM START, ..
      .. with an oh-so-surprised look on their face - implying, they are JUST AS SURPRISED AS YOU about this happening ... < < <
      ............... nothing else is giving us the same cold shivering. _~ Predatory spitefulness ~_

    • @rflint9902
      @rflint9902 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Bififress0r Thank you so much for this! - I needed it desperately -

  • @Hank..
    @Hank.. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +681

    I met a flat earther IRL. He also believed the sky was blue because it's an ocean, the ocean is held back by a big clear dome (like the simpsons i guess), and that the govt knows about the dome and has conducted tests trying to break through it with nuclear missiles without success. He was a nice dude and he was happy to share his theories with me, mainly because I was too enamored with their insanity to bother arguing against any of them.

    • @CThyran
      @CThyran 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Oh that crap, yeah I've heard it before. If you look up stuff about Operation Starfish (experiments with nukes in space the EMP effect) and they'll be saying that crap instead.

    • @blipsauce1143
      @blipsauce1143 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Did the guy you meet happen to be a Uber driver by any chance

    • @Hank..
      @Hank.. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@blipsauce1143 No, sorry. At least not when I knew him, but that was years ago.

    • @aluisious
      @aluisious 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@blipsauce1143 "If you don't stop talking I'm taking stars off your review."

    • @Truthforjesus97
      @Truthforjesus97 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sounds like it could be possible, answer m3 this , why is “ space travel “ the only Technology known to the western world , that has regressed?

  • @fayadios3773
    @fayadios3773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    Flat earthers dont need an astronomer to prove that the earth is a globe, they need a physiologist to check whats wrong with their brain

    • @valorrepublic8059
      @valorrepublic8059 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      religion.

    • @exterminator1107
      @exterminator1107 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao

    • @fayadios3773
      @fayadios3773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Valentin Rybin not all religious people are flat earther, most of the flat earthers are religious ... so i dont think the religion is much of an impact.. i mean yea they found some stuff in bible here and there but imo, i think its their retardness(even if its a word) which makes them believe that the earth is flat.. such people dont believe in long equations or scientific shit.. they believe what they see with their on eyes, lets be honest.. when we were kids,(before looking at the globe) we all once thought that the earth was flat but later we saw evidence of a globe, now flat earthers will stick to their belief and give some research to it, some shit may come obvious without scientific research and thats why maybe their so called experiments fail most of the times sooo yea... idk why i wrote this long ass paragraph, but i did it and gave my perspective on how flat earther's brain works

    • @kw4584
      @kw4584 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But they have no brain..

    • @Ian_Carolan
      @Ian_Carolan 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe a brain massage would help them?

  • @Andrew-zq3ip
    @Andrew-zq3ip 4 ปีที่แล้ว +461

    I love flat earthers because they make me feel smart

    • @mikecrawford2492
      @mikecrawford2492 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Yep on my dumb days I watch one of their videos, then I'm not so dumb anymore

    • @soggynuggets1332
      @soggynuggets1332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      True, it gives me enough ego to say: "I may be dumb but I ain't the dumbest"

    • @notfungus
      @notfungus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      thanks, flat earth society

    • @blark5
      @blark5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And they can be pretty funny to

    • @user-rf4vc7mt4d
      @user-rf4vc7mt4d 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      maybe not smarter, but definitely more mentally stable

  • @idriszamani4031
    @idriszamani4031 2 ปีที่แล้ว +457

    flat earthers when they realize they have been breathing from the atmosphere and not the atmoflat 😳

    • @joerichardson4325
      @joerichardson4325 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I've been trying to come up with a catchy word for atmosphere describing "flat" air, but just haven't gotten there yet. Of course, I'll be using it derogatorily to Flerfs!

    • @omegalol541
      @omegalol541 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      flatearthers:*proceeds not to breathe*

    • @Miraihi
      @Miraihi 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​​​@@joerichardson4325Atmoplain (Latin for "Flat" is "Planus")

    • @LisaAnn777
      @LisaAnn777 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That's why flat earthers like witsit call the Atmosphere just "Atmos" now lol

  • @StriderStryker
    @StriderStryker ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I propose a theory that flat earthers got no balls and diagnosed with spherephobia.

  • @warmachineuk
    @warmachineuk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +786

    I'm disappointed there aren't more flat Earthers in the comments.

    • @cosmiclonk7518
      @cosmiclonk7518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      When the video came out there were a shit ton lol

    • @exppenguin
      @exppenguin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      If you wanna find flat earth comments to make you lose faith in humanity, search up "Planet Flat Earth Documentry" and go to the comment section. It physically and mentally hurts to read them.

    • @soldierbr8726
      @soldierbr8726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@exppenguin I saw it aaahahahrg my brain hurts

    • @exppenguin
      @exppenguin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@soldierbr8726 Same, that comment section will forever be the worst comment section I have ever seen on my time on TH-cam.

    • @Bagginsess
      @Bagginsess 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Why bother? You guys wont listen and we don't blame you, it does sound insane from your perspective. Fortunately they can only "delay" space travel for so long and at some point people are going to start wondering why we aren't going to the moon or mars, though very few will think it's because the earth is flat. In my opinon you either are going to accept it or reject it and no amount of arguing is going to fix that so again, why bother? Plus most flat earthers are complete assholes and I'd rather not be lumped in with them, I'll just wear my tin foil hat and sip my nonflourinaded well watter in a nice quiet corner.

  • @Joobe2269
    @Joobe2269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +405

    2:50 was the moment i found out that i lived in a continent that didnt even exsist. my minds eye has opened

    • @averyrandomllama6516
      @averyrandomllama6516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      You're an actor paid by the CIA to cover up the animal experimentations going on. I mean, what does Australia have that no other country have? Koalas, kangaroos, emus... Coincidence? I think not!

    • @13ythesquonk5
      @13ythesquonk5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@averyrandomllama6516 wot

    • @bachibak
      @bachibak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@13ythesquonk5 he made a joke....

    • @13ythesquonk5
      @13ythesquonk5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@bachibak oh ok thnx for telling👌

    • @michealbay1331
      @michealbay1331 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "You, stop assisting so my arguement will be better"

  • @equalssign44
    @equalssign44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    “The flat earth society has members all around the globe”
    Something like a year on it’s still a sick burn

    • @wanafly12
      @wanafly12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      that hasn't been funny for 2 years now. come up with your own saying or don't write. thanks

    • @j-maoh2086
      @j-maoh2086 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Stop copy and pasting this into people’s comments about the flat earth society being idiots. Come up with a new saying or don’t write. Thanks

    • @boRalto
      @boRalto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@wanafly12 you're a moron

    • @boRalto
      @boRalto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@j-maoh2086 you're also a moron

    • @ququ1639
      @ququ1639 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Im a flat earther and we use: around the disc

  • @stevemcclendon9297
    @stevemcclendon9297 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Dude I love the obvious sarcasm through the whole video, this is great stuff I am going to share this with as many ppl as I can lol let this go viral.

  • @anamusingidiot2565
    @anamusingidiot2565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    Neil coming back with his own diss-track was such a power move, regardless of quality.

    • @organicleaf
      @organicleaf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      neil is a power move himself
      "teaching dumb adaults isnt going to change anything, teaching children to not become dumb adaults is the only way" he said that on his hot ones interview if i remember correctly

    • @aluisious
      @aluisious 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That dude spends all day seeking attention.

    • @esssss8415
      @esssss8415 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@aluisious I agree. He loves the sound of his own voice.

  • @cl0p38
    @cl0p38 3 ปีที่แล้ว +776

    Y'all say stuff like "we live in a sphere", "we live in a flat disc", "we live in a donut" and so on and so forth. But I know the truth, and the truth is that we live in a society

    • @pogginglad7665
      @pogginglad7665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      This says a lot about society 😔

    • @jaydeedub
      @jaydeedub 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I don't believe anyone has used the word "in" when making a comment. Big difference between "in" and "on"...

    • @congratulationsmerry6386
      @congratulationsmerry6386 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      we live in a society

    • @Chuked
      @Chuked 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The earth is a halo ring

    • @anakiap.w1673
      @anakiap.w1673 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah mate we live in a *PERIOD*
      - Mosley

  • @ryaquaza3offical
    @ryaquaza3offical 3 ปีที่แล้ว +941

    “Naw man, the earth didn’t rotate 15 degrees, it’s just picking up energy from god” - Flat Earthers 2018

    • @jamaldeep13
      @jamaldeep13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      In Bob's defence, the actual justification was that the gyroscope was picking up the SKY'S rotation and not Earth's...somehow. He had to say "Heavenly Energies" in the end though, which is why they resorted to the zero Gauss chamber...which again failed to prove them right.

    • @phildavenport4150
      @phildavenport4150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@jamaldeep13 Don't defend the dullard. He and his dumbass flattard mates deserve all the scorn heaped on them.

    • @dyavolo8448
      @dyavolo8448 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      You know, that's actually really believable
      If you were a fucking buffoon from early 17th century Europe who's only education was listening to a mad hobo ramble on about nonsensical, barely coherent 'scientific discoveries' he made in between picking a rat's corpse clean and passing out in his piss and vomit.

    • @homunculusrex9396
      @homunculusrex9396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      J

    • @AnthonyDMkandawire
      @AnthonyDMkandawire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      God be like ?

  • @new-bp6ix
    @new-bp6ix 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    You can literally see the other planets as spherical but no, the Earth decides to become flat

  • @connorbeith3232
    @connorbeith3232 4 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    I am now a Mario Earther. There's no going back for me.

    • @foiledagain1914
      @foiledagain1914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Pfft, you believe THAT?

    • @foiledagain1914
      @foiledagain1914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I'm a Velociraptor Earther

    • @ej-jz5rc
      @ej-jz5rc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      have y'all ever heard about the earth clearly being a donut smh my head

    • @prithamsingh6990
      @prithamsingh6990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I am a no earther

    • @perizzasalem4994
      @perizzasalem4994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      earth does not exist, its only cgi.......

  • @1billionbees
    @1billionbees 4 ปีที่แล้ว +746

    Bruh imagine believing in flat Earth
    This comment was made by the donut Earth society

    • @Apparatus8
      @Apparatus8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Imagine if the earth existed
      This comment was made by the no earth society

    • @Killerbee4712
      @Killerbee4712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@Apparatus8 Imagine having brain cells
      this comment was made by the flat earth sosaietee

    • @thespiceboy5823
      @thespiceboy5823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      bruh imagine existing
      this comment was made by the nothing exists society

    • @jeff7530
      @jeff7530 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Imagine believing the earth is flat
      This post was made by: raptor earth gang

    • @eddiebedz
      @eddiebedz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Imagine Thinking Earth Was Flat Or Round
      This Post Was Made By The Half-Sphere Earth Society

  • @ialwayswatchyoutube812
    @ialwayswatchyoutube812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +765

    Flat earthers when science is used to prove the earth is round: Science isn't real!
    Flat earthers trying to prove flat earth: Let's use science!
    Message to the replys:
    Can ya'll NOT argue?
    ^^^^^^

    • @lamihadamshareef5270
      @lamihadamshareef5270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      The irony is impecible

    • @rayriches1000
      @rayriches1000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Religious people when science disproves the bible - Science is wrong !
      Religious people trying to prove the bible - let’s use science !

    • @Comboowo
      @Comboowo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@rayriches1000 Not all religious people say science is wrong lol. I don't think science is wrong or completely fake, and I'm religious.

    • @griffin8062
      @griffin8062 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Science isn't an organization, it's a process for finding truth.

    • @ialwayswatchyoutube812
      @ialwayswatchyoutube812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@griffin8062 that's why it's funny.

  • @acetrigger1337
    @acetrigger1337 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The amount of Social Rejects in the Flat Earth "society" is probably higher than most MMO fanbases.

  • @extrphat2233
    @extrphat2233 2 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    As an Australian, I can confirm that I don’t actually exist

    • @LeahcimSsadlama
      @LeahcimSsadlama 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      If only it were true

    • @leizerw95
      @leizerw95 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I know you guys don't exist, but what about kangaroos? 🦘🦘🦘

    • @Sigma10-c1k
      @Sigma10-c1k 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂😂

    • @APOLON-bm7ym
      @APOLON-bm7ym 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      No, you do exist, you are just turned upside down.

    • @hrthrhs
      @hrthrhs 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@APOLON-bm7ym That would be impossiblt because the earth is flat

  • @teckzusferalupus5382
    @teckzusferalupus5382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    These people trying to prove the Earth is flat actually make some pretty clever experiments that prove the Earth is round

    • @glitchyjoe64
      @glitchyjoe64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      explain

    • @teckzusferalupus5382
      @teckzusferalupus5382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@glitchyjoe64 The lasers experiments are a nice idea

    • @ChatterGaming
      @ChatterGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@glitchyjoe64 josephu jostar, i have rejected my humanity and been flipped to orbit, i have proven the earth is flat.

    • @rainierderryl2230
      @rainierderryl2230 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gohom3882 it's a JoJo reference

    • @KasumiRINA
      @KasumiRINA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@glitchyjoe64 Watch "behind the curve" documentary, guy there proven the Earth's rotation of 15 degrees per hour drift with a gyroscope (thanks, Bob), and another guy proved the curve using a flashlight at a distance. Both while trying to disprove these things.

  • @Disanem
    @Disanem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +468

    If ever k pop fans try to cancel anything it should be flat earthers.

    • @JLar-bb5hl
      @JLar-bb5hl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And NASA: Here are 15 newly disclosed Nasa/gov. documents that explain planes' motions “over a flat, non-rotating earth”: th-cam.com/video/5rMg2HNVmqI/w-d-xo.html . Two Cosmonauts: “Earth is flat” and “We haven't been to space”th-cam.com/video/-DlvWoZLBHs/w-d-xo.html. See same channel for many more vids, e.g vids impossible on a globe...

    • @abramo7700
      @abramo7700 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      J. Larsen NOONE CARES. STAN JIMIN *kpop song here *fancam here

    • @iwannaseehowlongyoucanmakethis
      @iwannaseehowlongyoucanmakethis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @J. Larsen TH-cam links as sources, classic tactic.

    • @Disanem
      @Disanem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@JLar-bb5hl Your competely stupid and cancelled now.

    • @dashforcash6555
      @dashforcash6555 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That makes no sense but you can not think so it's ok l get it.

  • @littlemagoo12
    @littlemagoo12 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Thank you for your videos. Your editing and pacing and voice very much help me through difficult times

  • @mayrln
    @mayrln 4 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    if the earth is flat why has my life been going downhill for 17 years

    • @rollthelosingdice
      @rollthelosingdice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      personal choices?

    • @kore4life
      @kore4life 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rollthelosingdice so if it was round he would be happy ? or mario shaped

    • @gustercc
      @gustercc 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @kaan - your mom called. She’s very disappointed in you.

    • @obscured9414
      @obscured9414 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahahahahahaahha

    • @timothysmith4260
      @timothysmith4260 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      If the earth is ROUND, why haven't your life come back up?

  • @Robert08010
    @Robert08010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    "They're not there yet, but their getting damn close." Getting close to what? A complete psychotic break?

    • @ding1466
      @ding1466 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      T H E E D G E (of the earth)

    • @Robert08010
      @Robert08010 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ding1466 Good luck with that. You're not getting past my ice wall militia! Oh, have I let that slip?

  • @kevinmael3862
    @kevinmael3862 3 ปีที่แล้ว +582

    Mercury is round
    Venus is round
    Earth is flat with walls of ice and a dome.
    Mars is round
    Jupiter is round
    Venus is round
    Neptune is round
    Pluto is round
    Strang how that happens.

    • @Dino-lemon265
      @Dino-lemon265 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Yeah pretty "strang" 😂

    • @ThePanicman66
      @ThePanicman66 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Don’t forget the moons…there are more moons than planets 😁👍

    • @dalekinthewater4708
      @dalekinthewater4708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Earth got bonked

    • @kluocduoc9835
      @kluocduoc9835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      In fact there are no observations of flat stellar bodies at all.

    • @fregtz735
      @fregtz735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      flat earthers belive that space doesnt exist and that its a scam to make them pay taxes so basiccally they dont acctyally belive its flat they just dont want to pay taxes

  • @SenpaiBreeze
    @SenpaiBreeze 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I had a co worker who was a flat earther and would randomly bring it up, even though I never asked. I always asked him to provide proof to back up his bold claims and his response was always "just do your own research".

  • @Strelky
    @Strelky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    As an Australian, I can confirm we do not exist.

    • @tomi9562
      @tomi9562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Anf as fin i can say that the 5mil people dosent exist either

    • @9fmradisapratama
      @9fmradisapratama 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ayy what about your spiders with healthbar then?

    • @Grofvolkoren
      @Grofvolkoren 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I can confirm that Australians do not exist as I didn't read this comment because it wasn't there.

    • @nssherlock4547
      @nssherlock4547 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also as an Aussie,I can also confirm we don't exist,we are thriving baby, and girt by sea.

    • @markus-hermannkoch1740
      @markus-hermannkoch1740 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't fluke us. Australia exists alright. It's just not where mainstream maps are meant to make us believe it is. Besides, for all we know you are an Austrian.

  • @thatgamingchannel9159
    @thatgamingchannel9159 4 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    Mars: round
    Jupiter: round
    Neptune: round
    Uranus (nice): round
    Saturn: round
    Pluto: round
    Earth: flat
    Amazing how nature does that

    • @McKain88
      @McKain88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      How stupid you are to believe in those planets?! Ahahahaha you saw it on Disney Channel?

    • @thatgamingchannel9159
      @thatgamingchannel9159 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@McKain88 I bet you're the type of person that thinks the moon is real

    • @McKain88
      @McKain88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thatgamingchannel9159 the moon is fake and the planets are round?... It makes sense...bye...

    • @thinsmoke7679
      @thinsmoke7679 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@McKain88 Bro you're literally so dumb, he doesn't believe that. He's making a joke out of flat earthers ya dummy

    • @evm7368
      @evm7368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thinsmoke7679 they were clearly being sarcastic

  • @retrobeep2000
    @retrobeep2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    One thing that is truly flat, is the learning curve of a Flat Earther.

    • @heavenaboveearthbelow6237
      @heavenaboveearthbelow6237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Flat earthers have a learning curve, something that globe believers don't, seeing how they are still stuck at a third grade level of their understanding of what the earth is. Flat earthers are the only ones doing actual science for themselves and are pushing ahead our understanding of the earth.

    • @retrobeep2000
      @retrobeep2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ​@@heavenaboveearthbelow6237: You just prove me right. Kudos to you :-D

    • @MrShredz313
      @MrShredz313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@heavenaboveearthbelow6237 on point .
      This idiot clearly still stuck at kinder garden science book .
      They taught them Pluto is a planet . And now it's not .
      It's ok science is religion.
      Those idiots never question where their tax money goes . What is black budget ? And why would they fake moon landing and the image of our planet .
      To this day we don't have a HD video of the earth revolving around it's axis .
      NASA claims that's cz we need to go high enough to get the picture .
      And idiots like Doggybag is buying the BS . Never question you went to Mars and send 100s of so called satellites out there . Never bothered to look back and snap a pic .
      We r in 2020 .
      Where are the images and videos or our planet lol.

    • @jacobdalton9382
      @jacobdalton9382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Globe destroying question, "Do plumb lines intersect?"

    • @catgirlmatty
      @catgirlmatty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MrShredz313 "where are the images of video's of our planet"
      You fucking serious????

  • @nicholasbrandoli2736
    @nicholasbrandoli2736 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love the dry humor and edits😂

  • @drpoob8384
    @drpoob8384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    I was meant to go to Australia this year then the corona virus started, coincidence, I think not

    • @huzzzer6083
      @huzzzer6083 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      They know something you dont...

    • @ChatterGaming
      @ChatterGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Tbh u wouldn't wanna go there, i hered they worship the GIANT ENEMY SPIDER!!

    • @fatchins9126
      @fatchins9126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ChatterGaming even more of a reason to go there

    • @admiralhood8646
      @admiralhood8646 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Haha you got wrecked

    • @echobounce2945
      @echobounce2945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and it felt just like the flu, didn't it.

  • @GotEmAll1337
    @GotEmAll1337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    Dude your content is absolutely hilarious. The combination of your dry sarcasm in a slightly droll British accent with the slapstick imagery/memery is absolutely brilliant. +1 and subscribed.

    • @upartas7738
      @upartas7738 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      HAHAHAHAUAHAH TEAH THIS VIDEO IS SOOOO FUNNY HAHAHAHA MY LUNGS COLLAPSED FROM.HOW FINNY IT WAS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAUAHA

    • @esquire981
      @esquire981 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@upartas7738 shut up

    • @tavisbrown6596
      @tavisbrown6596 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He had me at science 🤣

    • @anushkalols
      @anushkalols 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You should check out Internet Historian's yt channel. Pretty similar styled videos.

    • @sophiafake-virus2456
      @sophiafake-virus2456 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ask yourself why these people need to disprove flat Earth (with ridicule mainly), why the need? What are they frightened of?
      And they daren't look at flat Earth proofs, they use the flat earth society, which is controlled opposition, set up to destroy real flat Earth enquiry.

  • @youngman7365
    @youngman7365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +565

    Pfft, you believe in the Earth?
    I believe this is actually hell.
    Help

    • @haroldsen4238
      @haroldsen4238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Do you have a hole in your head?

    • @mirzahamzabaig5667
      @mirzahamzabaig5667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You just defined year of 2020...

    • @dashforcash6555
      @dashforcash6555 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He'll why for not being a bot

    • @Robert08010
      @Robert08010 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The dickens you say!

    • @georgy2596
      @georgy2596 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *The good place finale episode*

  • @niturobert2808
    @niturobert2808 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Your sarcasm, combined with the amazing editing effort you undoubtedly put in:
    just golden, simply brilliant!
    Kudos, my friend, a friend who I will not meet 😅

  • @toxotorana
    @toxotorana 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1100

    If the earth was flat Cats would have knocked everything off the edge by now

    • @manub8786
      @manub8786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Underrated comment lmao

    • @ureehueurv
      @ureehueurv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Also birds

    • @cvillatoro696
      @cvillatoro696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Maybe a big cat 🐈

    • @toxotorana
      @toxotorana 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@cvillatoro696 Or just lots and lots of cats hanging out near the edges

    • @ivanovgeorgiev2993
      @ivanovgeorgiev2993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Exactly

  • @farmersboy
    @farmersboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    "...a drift. A fifteen degree per hour drift." Thanks Bob.

    • @BaseDeltaZero1972
      @BaseDeltaZero1972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Boob Noodle, Jism and Ranty - All globe-proving heroes.

    • @SavageJunky
      @SavageJunky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Epic quote from scimandan ROFL

    • @Ice03_13
      @Ice03_13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you for the laugh 😂 great quote

    • @acruelvisionacv9595
      @acruelvisionacv9595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Ice03_13 hey question how come when an airplane hovers there is no drift? Yet a drift was picked up by gyroscope? Doesnt that mean earth isnt moving?

    • @george2053
      @george2053 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@acruelvisionacv9595 there was a guy debunking the gyroscope, even calling the producer, I will leave a link with it when I'll find it

  • @Sasaroly
    @Sasaroly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    "It doesn't matter how many times we're proven wrong, we're going to keep believing this!"

    • @ShudowWolf
      @ShudowWolf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      "It doesn't matter how many times we're proven wrong *by ourselves even more than others at this point*, we're going to keep believing this!"

    • @GojiraBiscuits.
      @GojiraBiscuits. ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "It doesn't matter how absurd the theory is, I'm going to believe because someone said it"
      I am 5 years old.

    • @afloofyvixen9514
      @afloofyvixen9514 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Religion in a nutshell

    • @mrfrog0913
      @mrfrog0913 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok Flat earthers need to move to Egypt because they are in De-Nile

    • @HandsomeT-z4l
      @HandsomeT-z4l ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@afloofyvixen9514which religion? Can you prove it though?

  • @normalplayer7377
    @normalplayer7377 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Everybody knows it's a Cube 🧊

  • @almightytallestred
    @almightytallestred 3 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    Gotta love the idea that B.o.B. wanted to launch a satellite to prove that the Earth is flat without ever considering that a satellite only works in the way it does because of Gravity and because the Earth is spherical and not flat.
    But I would love to hear the hilariously convoluted and extremely dumb answer to how a satellite would work on a flat Earth.

    • @luckylume6768
      @luckylume6768 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol you

    • @miasma529
      @miasma529 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They’re GoVErnMeNT dRoNEs

    • @ShudowWolf
      @ShudowWolf 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      HMM
      Using the sun and moon logic, I presume it would have to avoid the Sun, Moon, and Object brought out for special occasions (Solar Eclipse) and satellites dying means -
      Oh wait this is flat Earthers they'd just say 'lmao satellites are part of the coverup lmao'
      Yes. You have to use so much convoluted bullshit to make a flat Earth only kinda sorta but not really work because of its overcomplicated bullshit
      And these idiots still unironically believe Occam's Razor favors them.
      Also the Earth is half a sphere if there's a dome but sh...

    • @aluisious
      @aluisious 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's easy because gravity isn't real. You just shoot it up there and it stays up, or if you shoot it really far it sticks to the dome.

    • @TantalumPolytope
      @TantalumPolytope ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@luckylume6768 lol he what?