I'm level 29, maxed the catalog, am eggsecutive vp, and can start my A+ -> S rank up game right now. I'm fully aware I have no life outside the game The inkling filter on the song killed me and seeing Mario movie meme templates already is pretty cool
I have a problem I’m lvl 45 on my 3rd catalog and got to eggsecutive 200 once and can start my S+ rank up battle have 2 4 star weapons requiring 1.160 mil xp to get 5 star
As I Dynamo main, I do NOT appreciate such slander! We're not that slow thank you very much! I would've commented earlier, but I was waiting for my weapon to finish it's swing animation.
There are two different types of people in this world: People who play Reef-lux with a special of Tenta Missiles, and people who play Tenta Missiles with a special of Reef-lux.
“tenta missiles users winning from spawn” tbh many times recently i’ve gotten #1 enemy base inker in games where my team never even got into the enemy base just because of shooting tentas at the start lmaoooo 😂
what are your thoughts on frye enthusiasts? i almost never see people talking about us lol. also as a dapple dualie main, i agree so much with the dualies, the “this way” (when i place a beacon) and the tacticooler ones lmao
Mammals aren't totally gone in splatoon well big part like 99.98% mammals are gone in splatoon meanwhile there's Judd and Lil Judd Mr grizz we don't know about him because of his defeat in RotM (Return of the Mammalians)
@@VioletVoids also Judd and Lil Judd are mammals bcz ofc they are cats so they are technically mammals which kinda got me crazy when you put the Mammals part
Ngl I dunno why but almost every splatfest shiver and I have hade the same idea I love dark chocolate obviously team rock is the best and most sturdy option Team gear is the most logical one I love spicy food and I also always pick grass starter Pokémon it’s so weird
The warble on the voice got me lmao
Same
Lol inklings finally learned English
I love warble
Bro I didn’t even notice that at first
I listen to wayyy to much Splatoon music
splatoon fans be like: "marie is hottest splatoon character!" "no its shiver!"
cowards. admit its capn cuttlefish.
Honestly this is facts
Oh no (pls I don’t want this to go in the buff helpy direction, no buff cuttlefish!)
Splat tim is a child you creep
@xxxsplattimgaming420 splat Tim is clearly the best character every created in Nintendo franchise history
baby jelly 😈😈
i like how you changed the song's vocals :3
I somehow didn't even notice, my brain just filtered out the vocals
As a team fun player, I can confirm I was upset when we won halftime... BY 0.4%!
The splatoon fans making fun of Frye’s design because it doesn’t look like marina: [ Insert putting clown make up meme.]
Can confirm as a dualie main I miss every single shot
Same
same
correct
same
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I'm level 29, maxed the catalog, am eggsecutive vp, and can start my A+ -> S rank up game right now. I'm fully aware I have no life outside the game
The inkling filter on the song killed me and seeing Mario movie meme templates already is pretty cool
I have a problem
I’m lvl 45 on my 3rd catalog and got to eggsecutive 200 once and can start my S+ rank up battle have 2 4 star weapons requiring 1.160 mil xp to get 5 star
I did not expect the Wobbly Voice, and so I laughed really hard.
longest slander ive ever seen
i like it
The voice effects are the best part of this video
Thank you for Slandering this game.
I only came for one thing.
I still don't know how to feel tho.
These things are always a bit painful.
Yo OP, Why tf this shid... M U T E D? I'm gonna throw hands with youtube
it was alot louder on the original video file idk what happened lol
This actually sounds like the inkling boy
As a dynamo roller main, I am indeed flabbergasted when the opponent has enough time to get their PhD in Squid Physics while I'm winding up
Me: Dualies aren’t that difficult to use-
Everyone else:🗿💀
You forgot the Splatoon 3 fans not trying to make a joke about Frye's forehead every 0.1 seconds (it's hard)
splatoon 2 fans trying not to make pearl forehead jokes for 0.001 seconds
I can’t believe Frye fans weren’t included in this slander video.
We’ve finally been spared 🧎🏽♀️
its because you dont exist
Balloon head balloon head 😂
@@shoopydoopy6062 🤓
@@dragonslaya16 I love Cheeto fingers and ballooney equally 😤😤
I choose balloon head over the other two any day
I’m not Squid Sister fan
I’m a Squid Sister enjoyer
The slander was still pretty good though
As a squid sister enjoyer i can confirm that i dont look like a discord mod
(Will bite your ankles if you call their music bad tho)
As I Dynamo main, I do NOT appreciate such slander! We're not that slow thank you very much!
I would've commented earlier, but I was waiting for my weapon to finish it's swing animation.
OML 🤣
The classic inklish vocal warble is KILLING ME NOW THAT I NOTICED IT 😭😭 funniest shit ever
As a base inker, I can confirm that I do lose many matches, however I do get many kills too
After alterna, specifically the octolings, fkn mentally broke me
“After alterna wasn’t that hard”
It was easier than Inner Agent 3, anyway
I like the effect put on the song to make it fit the Splatoon slander more.
Don't forget the unfunctional brellas :(
dysfunctional*
Normal umbrellas without a canopy
The warble on the voice. You gigachad. It sounds like the characters are singing it.
There are two different types of people in this world: People who play Reef-lux with a special of Tenta Missiles, and people who play Tenta Missiles with a special of Reef-lux.
The song in the background:
Splatoon Fan: “BRO THIS IS FIRE”
The moment I saw Shiver, she was my favorite. Her calm and elegant personality combined with her design is just so gorgeous!!! Slay Queen!!! ❤❤❤🐙
simp
though i cannot argue, i am a simp for shiver as well.
big man better
Cuttlefish no longer being captain got me like: look how he massacred my boy
The "squid voice" was a nice touch
I wanna defend the dualies.. But my brain doesn't always register the target icons. 😅
best splatoon slander video ive seen yet hands down (...and ive seen a lot)
this is definitely the most correct video especially the big man one
Aktsually, the correct waifus are Callie, Marina, and Frye *snort*
**Points a gun at their face** Marina and Frye have nothing on Callie.... **Lowers The Gun** But you are correct on Callie. I'll give you that.
splatoon "OG" tryhards when you didnt own one of the worst selling Nintendo consoles and splatoon from day 1: 😤😤😤
Dang the octoling singing this needs a raise 🔥🔥
Love the outro, get sturdy with it gangy
most accurate one so far, 10/10
Best Outro
Nothing beats Wyoming
You've just earned yourself a subscriber!
when i play dulies yea i miss all the shots, but the people i'm shooting at miss even more :p
as a glooga dualies main.
the meme is true
Industry Baby, but sung by Shiver From Splatoon 3
“tenta missiles users winning from spawn” tbh many times recently i’ve gotten #1 enemy base inker in games where my team never even got into the enemy base just because of shooting tentas at the start lmaoooo 😂
**has a mental breakdown over the fact that he lost to some random octoling even tho i had infinite specials and all sorts of hacks**
This is my brain after 3 a.m.
2:33 mfs that got every hero weapon in every game: "3rd?"
What program and what effects did you use to warble the song? I need this kind of power
I played Octo Expansion. After Alterna wasn't that hard. Challenging. But I have played far more difficult levels.
Jet squelcher mains after the reef lux main pops tenta missiles for the 6th time this match: "Not bad kid"
Shiver simps Gion to win evry splatfets in splatoon 3
voted for team grass in the new splatfest, hoping the streak will continue
@@inviisible of steal keeping Gion then gonna cuse some very big issue in commneuty
The music tho, I cant XD
everyone talkin about mammals being extinct yet i never saw or heard about reptiles and amphibians
birds are still alive
@@VioletVoids ik but i mean reptiles like snakes, lizards and turtles
And a cats too.
@@Roarrior. only judd and his clone are around and cats are mamalians
i dont understand why so many people are horny for shiver their teeth can't even stay in the same place
After Alterna was literal hell on Earth I STG
This sounds like a C-Side demo song ngl
Hey other protogen! First thing I noticed about this video was your profile pic
what are your thoughts on frye enthusiasts? i almost never see people talking about us lol. also as a dapple dualie main, i agree so much with the dualies, the “this way” (when i place a beacon) and the tacticooler ones lmao
talented
@@VioletVoids are you a frye fan?
The superiors
@@frye. omg frye hi
as an ink your base player its true
also ive seen people who ink centre lose because no one bothered to fully ink the damned base so please ink base
When I spawn in I go straight to the middle ground to push the enemy back, then after I die I ink the base if it hasn't been done already
Notice how there was no Frye slander
The world is at peace
she got enough slander on day one of her reveal
@@VioletVoids thank you for sparing her
Me realizing a third of the Splatoon 3 community contains furrys:🗿
Finally a damn upload
Wtf did I do (tri-stringer main)
yo same
The community whenever a forehead is visible:
Bigman trying to sing
OP is a furry and a Frye fan! Get him!
The only one that was wrong was 1:57
Everything else was almost perfect
Inkling more like weakling.
2:32 That’s Nintendo for you
The last one got me💀
I actually beat king salmon and only died after the boss died.
Issa good day to be a Frye Fan
Every shiver boss fight thumbnail(buzz lightyear clones)
tsplatoon makes my head hurt
I wasn't ready for the big man fans one 💀 even tho it's facts
Mammals aren't totally gone in splatoon well big part like 99.98% mammals are gone in splatoon meanwhile there's Judd and Lil Judd Mr grizz we don't know about him because of his defeat in RotM (Return of the Mammalians)
Grizz is floating around in the credits, and i forgot about the Judds
@@VioletVoids well one things for sure is that he is basically lost in space rn
@@VioletVoids also Judd and Lil Judd are mammals bcz ofc they are cats so they are technically mammals which kinda got me crazy when you put the Mammals part
Of course our cat overlords survived the apocalypse.
Nah u did cuttlefish dirty
Ngl I dunno why but almost every splatfest shiver and I have hade the same idea I love dark chocolate obviously team rock is the best and most sturdy option
Team gear is the most logical one
I love spicy food and I also always pick grass starter Pokémon it’s so weird
im sorry but dark chocolate is absolutely disgusting and this is the first splatfest i havent agreed with her
@@VioletVoids WHAT ITS SOOO GOOD AND BITTER!
as a squid sister fan i can confirm
(that was a lie)
After Alterna really wasn't that bad 😂
Tutorial on how to warble anything with any program. Now 🔫🗿
Please?
Do you have the music somewhere online?
i can upload it to google drive later
@@VioletVoids alright cool!😁
ngl tri stringer is underrated and i dont care what people say
Why is the the best video on youtube
I encountered Cohozuna like 7-8 times and beat it exactly omce
How’d you Splatoonify the song
found a youtube tutorial and uded bandlab
@@VioletVoids can you give the video?
Dang someone turned plaza posts on💀
Shiver fans had me weak! 😂😂😭😭
2:46 I need help what’s the name of the song
muck warfare 100x battle remix
@@VioletVoids Thanks
IM CRYING AHAHGA
Amazingly true.
As a tri stringer main, hehe yeah lol
Somebody actually went through the trouble of making a remix ?
yes
Slandertoon
I love This remix
What's the remix you used on the outro
muck warfare 100x battle concept
Oh my gosh 1:07
as a shiver simp, can confirm
What’s the song in the end again?
Muck Warfare from Splatoon 2
The cuttlefish part ain't that far from the truth but also don't pass splatoon player's the aux