@@Elochuga The game known as Splatoon 3, which was released in 2022, as the sequel to SPlatoon 2, also coincidentally has the salmon run gamemode, can be exchanged for a grand total of 60 US Dollars 😊
I feel like this is a good time to share the nicknames me and the homies have for the bosses because we can’t remember their proper names: -Spitter (Stinger) -Big Forehead (Steelhead) -Chainsaw/BMW Driver (Scrapper) -Eel (obvious) -GRANADA!!! (Flyfish) -Shark/Bobber (Maw) -Weather Man (Drizzler) -[Artist Here] Concert (Fish Sticks) -Free Willy (Flipper Flopper) -Dinner Plate (Slammin Lid) -Thick Boy/Shockwave (Big Shot) -Gumbo/Jambalaya/Hot Pot (Griller) -Goldie (obvious) -Sucker (Mothership) -Grenade Gobblers (Mudmouth) -Thicc Boy (Cohozuna)
"Killed the BMW driver!" "Alright! Just gotta quickly deal with the weather man..." "I'm gonna go kill the kids at the Taylor Swift concert!" "Hey, Joe, do you think you could go and get the thick boy for me? Thanks!"
I'm not even sure where it came from but I just randomly started calling Big Shot "Big Shungus" and I always say it to myself when I notice one appears during a wave lmao
Please keep making these they’re so accurate. Though I’m not a VP yet, the struggle has been real since 2017 baby edit: there’s a little chinook icon too, like the ones you’ve been using for all the other salmonids! just wanted to let you know since you used the funny render
I'm actually am pretty lucky in salmon run.Once i splatted a steelhead,the explosion sent a drizzlers missle flying back to the drizzler which had another drizzlers missle near and there was a second explosion and it hit the 2nd drizzler.EZ 9 eggs!
Sometimes when the wave starts you want to stay up near the basket to lure the bosses, so you throw some bombs down in the down time to deal with some of the ads.
Salmon run would be so much better if I could just only play nighttime rounds (excluding fog cause that's just a normal round but slightly more annoying)
I love this type of content and especially about Salmon Run, as it was 90% of my hours of gameplay on Splatoon 2 (and I also developped some kind of addiction towards it but that's not the point here lmao)
We can all agree that Spawning Grounds is the worst stage in the game. You have to go to the other side of the map every so often, and if you don’t hold the salmonids back, you’ll just be cornered to the center of the map.
missed opportunity to use the distorted music of a king samon wave starting at the end, made me freak out first time i heard it when i first got the game lmao
Why the hell would a dynamo roller attack the king salmonid that seems impractical It would be better for something like a hydra (with full charges for more damage per shot), sploosh o matic (constant and fast fire rate) or dapple dualies (very mobile and fast fire rate after dodging) to do that but dynamo just doesn't have the high damage rate or mobility to do it safely or effectively
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You know what's funnier than Salmon run slander 1;
Salmon run slander 2.
True!
Honestly one of the most accurate and high quality Salmon Run slander vids I've seen. Saw some clips I haven't before so it was a fresh experience.
thank you :)
THE SPONGEBOB ONE THOUGH
except for the logos at the beginning 💀
The last one tho FAXX!!! 😂😂😂
#BanSpawningGrounds
Why was that the map that they brought back??? Same goes for wahoo world
As someone who has never played Splatoon this is accurate
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1:50 I didn’t even know you could die from those until this video
Imagine winning and the cohozuna pulls up
Imagine winning, having a Cohozuna, actually win against it and then get an error which counts as a wave 1 fail + no scales. 👍ⁿⁱᶜᵉ ᵍᵃᵐᵉ
@@EnotekLyhtemidThis game is 60$ 😊
@@Elochuga + 20 for online
@@That1Legendlol i buyed online
@@Elochuga The game known as Splatoon 3, which was released in 2022, as the sequel to SPlatoon 2, also coincidentally has the salmon run gamemode, can be exchanged for a grand total of 60 US Dollars 😊
I feel like this is a good time to share the nicknames me and the homies have for the bosses because we can’t remember their proper names:
-Spitter (Stinger)
-Big Forehead (Steelhead)
-Chainsaw/BMW Driver (Scrapper)
-Eel (obvious)
-GRANADA!!! (Flyfish)
-Shark/Bobber (Maw)
-Weather Man (Drizzler)
-[Artist Here] Concert (Fish Sticks)
-Free Willy (Flipper Flopper)
-Dinner Plate (Slammin Lid)
-Thick Boy/Shockwave (Big Shot)
-Gumbo/Jambalaya/Hot Pot (Griller)
-Goldie (obvious)
-Sucker (Mothership)
-Grenade Gobblers (Mudmouth)
-Thicc Boy (Cohozuna)
"Killed the BMW driver!"
"Alright! Just gotta quickly deal with the weather man..."
"I'm gonna go kill the kids at the Taylor Swift concert!"
"Hey, Joe, do you think you could go and get the thick boy for me? Thanks!"
@@sherbertshortkake6649 yea sounds about right 💀
I like to call Scrappers "Uber drivers" lol
I'm not even sure where it came from but I just randomly started calling Big Shot "Big Shungus" and I always say it to myself when I notice one appears during a wave lmao
Change fly fish to Satan and you got a nightmare come true pal
i love when slander videos use new clips instead of the same ones, but you still gave the old clips justice. especially with the spawning grounds one!
Everybody gangsta until you're on Spawning Grounds and it's high tide
I count this as a salmon run stimboard. Thank you.
literally jumbo josh
I love hearing the victory noise😭😭 gives off "finally it's over" vibes
Bonus: everyone spams booyah ❤️
I was expecting the end to be an emergency
Being last player 90% of the time... accurate.
0:37 will never not be funny to me
finally some frantic aspic appreciation
2:05 you win… *but then Cohozuna arrives*
The disconnection at 0:40 was a nice touch
Salmoling approves, very good slander
you should have added the *EMERGENCY* to the last one
Please keep making these they’re so accurate. Though I’m not a VP yet, the struggle has been real since 2017 baby
edit: there’s a little chinook icon too, like the ones you’ve been using for all the other salmonids! just wanted to let you know since you used the funny render
I tried looking everywhere for the Chinook icon and couldn’t find it ☹️
Edit: nvm found it
@@Elochuga wait, you can die to a chinook?
@@coltonshortell8075yup, i think if you’re near it when it drops it or when it explodes after enough salmonids come out
I'm actually am pretty lucky in salmon run.Once i splatted a steelhead,the explosion sent a drizzlers missle flying back to the drizzler which had another drizzlers missle near and there was a second explosion and it hit the 2nd drizzler.EZ 9 eggs!
Sometimes when the wave starts you want to stay up near the basket to lure the bosses, so you throw some bombs down in the down time to deal with some of the ads.
You: Getting your ass kicked
The game: Have some banger music
This is true gamer hours
0:10 Ayo all hail king juilen exiled?
All spot on usually in slander vids there's a few misses but this is perfect
Salmon run would be so much better if I could just only play nighttime rounds (excluding fog cause that's just a normal round but slightly more annoying)
clearing a shift and then seeing the Coho *EMERGANCY!* pop up
*"this is where the fun begins"*
As someone who has played DELTARUNE this is very accurate
NAH THE LITTLE BUDDY ONE IS SO TRUE
IVE GOTTEN GANGED UP ON LIKE 15 SMALLFRY SO MANY TIMES
Splatoon is the only game with the most determined, most life sacrificing grinders to exist
Pov: you finally beat a salmon run but-
- EMERGENCY -
And you accidentally used all your specials
@@Juju_3ditsssyou get another one after it starts
@@LegendaryHeroponRiki oof I forgor about that lol 😅
HAHAH THIS IS MY FAVORITE SALMON RUN SLANDER VIDEO BY FAR
Pov: it's high tide and you get cohozuna
It hurts my soul with how accurate this is
FRESH AND FUNNY AF! LOVED IT
I love this type of content and especially about Salmon Run, as it was 90% of my hours of gameplay on Splatoon 2 (and I also developped some kind of addiction towards it but that's not the point here lmao)
The stinger one had me in a chokehold😂so accurate
The best Salmon Run Slander I've seen for Splatoon 3, well done!
w-3 dog is trying his best and I support that
there shouldve been a "the one guy who throws the booyah bomb into the ocean" one but still accurate video!
This is so professional and awesome I'll be sticking around for more quality co right keep it up bro 😎👍
It would be amazing if the last second if this video instead of a black screen, was the emergency warning
me throwing the boo yah bomb at 3 steelheads to clutch only for it to do nothing
The King Boo one surprised me :D
0:27 Big Shot
[[BIG SHOT]]
2:07 missed opportunity to have the meme be interrupted by Chonuzna
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Little buddy will always be based
We can all agree that Spawning Grounds is the worst stage in the game. You have to go to the other side of the map every so often, and if you don’t hold the salmonids back, you’ll just be cornered to the center of the map.
BIIIIIIIG RUUUUUN IS REEEEAAAAL!!! Im so excited for that to come out :D
Salmon run slander 2 electric boogygoogaloo
missed opportunity to use the distorted music of a king samon wave starting at the end, made me freak out first time i heard it when i first got the game lmao
Splatoon 4 logo looking great
Mario kart blue shell & stinger targeting the farthest away thing from them as possible
0:08 if you're smart you let him collect it and as soon as hes close to the basket you plat him
At 0:50 , i didnt know until recently that you could use this weapon instead of bombs lol. I felt so stupid when i found out about it
0:42 LMFAO I DIED
So accurate that its MEGAWAH/WAH
Me acting like I hate that one salmonid I forgot his name who’s iron man so I can act like he’s my arch nemesis and I’m the savior:
Missed opportunity to make the last one into the king salmon wave instead
;)
0:45
This aged poorly because clickbait (omega-3 remix)
When there's glowflies and all you get is a fucking Goo Tuber
love thsie video and i love:salmon running👍👍👍👍love the squit game
I’m that “ Dave” who’s always a bit weak😊
Yea What is this song 0:45
Yes, I am in splatoon 3 and I am the BIG SHO-
*XBOX LIIIIVE*
Quality Slander
I counted. I did 50 Salmon Run shifts recently.
..The amount of times I actually won? 15.
0:45 I agree w-3 is the best
I am one of the unfortunate few who has died to a chinook.
In BOTH SPLATOON 2 AND 3
ouch
1:15 de de de dede de de de de dedede de de-
Salmon Run🍣🏃
So true
this is all so true
anyways side question how did u make ur pfp
did u draw it or use something to make it
1:28 im a bit to far move right stick and drop booyah into water :c when 90% of my display with boss salmons т_т
I have died to a Chinook once, I have no idea how buti did, one of my less honourable deaths
Why do we love smallfry when he's a menence?
We love little buddy, smallfry can go step on a lego
Hehe smallfry friend
wheres the one for seeing someone use their special after winning despite barely winning and them not using the other one during the match
Noted
i agree
the hardest is armor guy ami righ
No Cohozuna slander???
yea
Am I the only one who thinks the Dynamo roll sucks at killing Cohozuna? It knocks you block so much
thats true
Why the hell would a dynamo roller attack the king salmonid that seems impractical
It would be better for something like a hydra (with full charges for more damage per shot), sploosh o matic (constant and fast fire rate) or dapple dualies (very mobile and fast fire rate after dodging) to do that but dynamo just doesn't have the high damage rate or mobility to do it safely or effectively
The roll does alot of damage, if you keep running into cohozuna it takes away a big chunk of damage
@@Elochuga eh maybe but I havent heard about that yet, still not sure if thats practical because of how slow the thing is
1:09 real,,,,
Do about cohozuna
What does that banner have of special?? It's really cool tho, never seen It :0 how do you get It??
it costs 999 silver scales, to get it you need to have bought a lot of stuff twice
@@Elochuga ty:D
me never spending any more silver scales to possess the COOL banner
True!
How the hell do you die to a Chinook though
by its crates exploding next to you
happened to me before and i was never the same
Who is the purple salmonid guy
wdym?
You pull over 90 eggs and all your teammates die during the 10 second countdown on the third round:
Grizz: Not good enough do better idiot
wont if u pls tell me what is this music?
Frantic Aspic
@@Elochuga ok thanks!
Real
what track is this
Frantic Aspic
@@Elochuga thank you
0:41 you misspelled "Gone Fission Hydroplant"
(dies)
huh
Istg I cringe to the big shot one
Dw, i did too :)
I hate salmon run🤭
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Uh oh, shouldn't have said that. The salmons are coming.