Offroad scooter Chaos
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 26 ส.ค. 2024
- Ever done offroading on a 125 scooter while carrying fake KFC burgers and coffee? If not, check this out... It's been months since I started up the old 125 scooter, and I've never filmed riding it with the gopro... Come along for this rather bizarre village crawl.
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I just spent 14 min watching a man cursing up a storm all while carrying a cup of coffee and fake KFC in the rain and I loved every bit of it 😂
on a 10 year old video no less 🤣 but.... same! 🤣
Winston, this is so unlike what we know of you. Hilarious video, probably the best on the Internet! Lol :)
armweak13 that was 2012 he was in a bad mood maybe cause a divorce
He hadn't even married beer girl at this point. Get your serpentza fandom comments right newb.
This and the videos before it really had a certain unrest vibe to them, heh. Could actually be typical pre-marriage panic.
This is my favourite video of yours
i miss these videos
You now drive like a Chinese person.Good job bro
Dammit Winston this video had me in tears hahaha. You were in rare form on this day.
:) Glad you liked it, I love doing random things every once in a while
this is your best video
My favourite Serpentza video.
Almost 8 years ago. And I still find myself watching these old scooter videos.
Another year. I'm back watching these old scooter vids
i miss these scooter video
I commented on another video that is the quintessential Winston video and it really is. He's funny, interesting and drives ferociously in it on his scooter. All the usual Winstonisms are in this one too. Things like...rubbish, nonsense, sh*t, bullocks, bloody and the favourite... pikey twat. He even talks directly to the scooter a few times telling it "you can rest for while before I abuse you again" and at the end, stops and points to it and says..."well done! star...f'in star..I'll fix you don't worry and I'll make up for all the off-roading"...hilarious dialogue.
You have to love when he rides across his porch already on his scooter to his stairs and says...this going to be steep but continues on while saying... ouch! as he hits every step on the way down like Bart Simpson. Then there's the driving...speed bump? swerve to avoid or slow down? nope go faster and hit it full speed while getting air...doing small wheelies every time he takes off..swerving in and out of people and traffic at breakneck speed like he's immortal and all on a scooter...albeit a Winston-modified scooter....lol...who does these things? Winston.
Then he offers us abit of sage advice after he's just driven up a bumpy, rocky path...scooters are not built for this. This followed by his prediction of...this is probably a bad idea as he drives his scooter onto a rubble strewn muddy path, one handed while holding an open cup of coffee....but after all that...he says.....well, well, well, I made it through and gives a thumbs up.....That pretty much describes Winston in China.
lol, yeah.
10:22 Winston: "I can't do this one-handed! What happened to me?" "I was at one point the one-handed king." 😆
SO incredibly glad these vids are finally getting the views they deserve. I remember watching these with like 7k views and i was like damn it deserves wayyyyyy more. super super unique content
scooter in one hand coffee in the other, pissing down with rain on roads that remind me of the Flintstones... brilliant :')
For some reason, this is still my favorite video of yours.
Haha it sure was fun
Same here!
This is still my favorite video of yours....so fun in Nature and the Food !!!!!!
This video is brilliant! I love this comedy of errors style, so funny, You absolutely MUST get back to basics and do a couple of "Throwback" episodes!
Eternally grateful that you let me ride this very scooter! It was easily the highlight of my visit to Shenzhen! ♥
hahaha this is great.... offroading with an open cup of coffee
This is my favourite serpentza video. A man enjoying the simple pleasures of life. Some food, a drink and wheels to go wherever he wants. The rain was a bonus.
You don't seem too happy Winston. Hope things are better for you now. Love your videos. They are very interesting with you, c milk, and pozzie.
I've watched a lot of your videos. This one is definitely the most fun! Thanks!
Some of my favourite quotes from this episode:
“Wooooooooaaaah, sh*t.”
“That wasn’t me, I didn’t knock that sign over.”
“OFF ROAD SCOOOOTER…Ow son of a b*tch!”
“I really am being a pikey tw*t today aren’t I."
"I want to actually drink some of this stuff, before it becomes watered down with sh*tty acid rain."
"Mmmm, garbage."
“I’m getting tree leaves and stuff in my coffee.”
Fun, fun fun! Awesome video as always and thx for posting.
This video is comedy gold Winston! Seeing you drive one handed while holding that damned coffee in pouring rain, sounds like something my dumb ass would do lol!
Easily one of the best (if not the best) and most entertaining videos yet! Please keep them coming!
Bang on mate! Reminds me of when I first rode a scooter when I was in Hanoi I would go out on it every day looking for random places.... youth is a beautiful thing
The fastest 0 km/h I've ever seen!
I love your determination to keep your coffee
One more thing we need more vids of you riding the scooter fun thnx
4 year old vid, im here in china doing the same thing without a camera and i still love to view these old serpentza vids!stay awesome winston!
in all the Chaos and crazy stuff Winston is doing here he nevertheless closes his balcony gate Ordnung muss sein...-)) It's a kind of modern era Ernest Hemingway version of the "The Man and the Sea" [Winston's coffee= Ernest's Big Fish]
That fake KFC looked pretty good to be honest
Agreed. Absolutely no point to it, but it had all the excitement of a Hollywood car chase, and more humor than a Las Vegas comedy act. I couldn't stop watching.
These older videos are really fun
I'll keep it up and running for your next visit! I've decided to put your 808 sticker on it since you rode the thing :)
Hilarious! One of your most enjoyable videos! Couldn't stop laughing.
Sucks you didn’t get many views, i'm loving it. This is life
Haha, this is probably one of your best videos, I love it when you do all this crazy stuff!
I love your videos! I'm moving to China in March and these videos make me so excited for the move! You rock! keep it up!
" I am doing not too well.." you are riding with Pantoffeln.. brilliant video
My 49cc bike motor kit came from China, Put it on a moutain bike in 2008, still going stong, original spark plug etc. The wear and tear has only been to the bike itself, back rim and tire goes quicker than usual cause of the power from the motor. I drive it 3 seasons out of 4, but I have been living abroad alot, so it hasn't had 5 years straight use. I'll be ready for a big bike soon, my bike with a motor has given me much road experience. Great vids, subscribed.
This is possibly the best motivational video on youtube
These types of videos are almost like watching someone play a video game in first person view.
Been catching up on all your videos, GREAT to see your using the little scoot and still appreciate how fun they are! :D Good stuff!
LOL funny.... you trying to hold the coffee. love all your comments while driving too. hahaha
hahah love your references too... initial D with the not spilling the coffee
And love your sense of adventure
Winston...you are the best....most hillarious video i saw....I d like to see more like this one videos
I love your videos, I lived in China for 10 years myself and it is a wonderful place. It is always interesting to see how other foreigners live in China
I've got to say i've had the shittiest morning but this solved that! honestly this was the funniest thing I've seen in a while!
Good to know that at least some form of KFC makes a fairly decent cup of coffee because god knows they dont here in the uk xD
LMAO. I can't believe you went off-roading with that coffee!
Trying to drink coffee while riding off-road on an ebike😂👌
"Morning Kung Fu!" wasn't the first time you had a single cream predissolved sugar coffee. lol
Between this and "Typhoooooon" I am dying laughing!
I recently returned from China, I flew from Brisbane (Australia) to Hong Kong, Then made my way via trains and buses from hk, shenzhen, guangzhou, then right across the middle to Beijing, down to Shanghai, then Hangzhou and back to Australia. I was only there for 3 weeks and since returning to Australia I feel home sick like I miss China more than I missed Australia while I was there. I've recently discovered your videos and I almost hate you for making me miss that place even more :)
I nearly laughed my ass off when he was driving on the rocky road.
😂😂😂 we need more of these videos Winston!!! Hahahaha
I love watching about your daily life in China! Thanks for taking the time to film all these vlogs! Would love to watch a vlog about your fave places to hang out/explore in your free time in China ! :)
the off road part was great!
It's rainin here too, and I'm kinda down. But this video made me laught, thanks for cheering me up. Why are you so awesome Serpentza?
What a ride! Great commercial for that scooter.
Damn this video made me miss my time in Taiwan! I had a similar old beater scooter like this for a while. Thanks for the memories
Pop back here any time for a beer mate
Thats some insane offroad! with all the sharp debris on the ground, you was very lucky to not get a puncture on your scooter.
Good fun! I've had similar misadventures on my bicycle! Good memories!
watch this everytime im sad and need a laugh. Thanks for cheering me up 7 months later. :P
Thanks again for another great video.......great job !!!!
"I think I'll just take refuge next to this bus"
Serpentza, 2012
I really enjoy your vids. You are obviously intelligent, and also fun.
This right here is a pick me up
In America, home of McDonald's and KFC, that was a chicken sandwich, a burger has beef.
Have to say, good job man. Handled that like a pro.
You sold me on the stairs... Keep up the good shit!
I thought you said at 6.54 "I'm killing my puppy" as though you were seriously injuring in between your legs... instead of "I'm spilling my coffee".
Also, the last few minutes were nail-biting. Loved it.
The "colonel" looks like Henry Kissinger! LOL.
10:56 the most relaxing coffee experience ever
Thanks for the Offroad scooter, needed a laugh. Keep the vids coming.
Fond memories also of excursions like this in China..just get out of the apartment and get coffee...go for a ride...Stay out of trouble....Wished I had filmed them.
Winston's the wacky father figure I never had.
So you drove off-road with only one hand, with rain and even without make the coffee flow out. You're mad man! that's why I'm going to subscribe to your page :D
Man the picture on the box of that sandwich to how it actually looked, just depressed the hell out of me, reminded of a xmas past when I thought I got the toy I wanted only to find it was a box full of hand-me-down cloths. ..fucking childhood let downs.
mmm, delicious Kentucky Lied Chicken. And from what I've been seeing from multiple sources, it seems that traffic laws are more of suggestions than actual rules.
Quite a bit of 'creative' parking around that area also.
serpentza's now offering some comic-relief videos! lol XD
so much epic.. like The Dude in The Big Lebowski with his Black Russian
indeed it is, my memory failed me.
"Should have thought this through." ha ha trade mark quote for this video. XD
I loved this video! I was having a long tiring day at work and this helped!! Thanks :)
LOL.....what a mad man on a scooter.
0:04 Some degree of deterioration over time will be there with batteries though, and that's another nice thing about petrol engines.
1:33 Speedbumps need to be diligently hammered down. The faster you go, the flatter they get eventually. 😎 The ones around here got really fun after I had the sports stabilizers installed in my car. (Which seem to be a very rare tuning accessoire and became even more useful after installing a much heavier engine.)
Non-functional speedometer seems to be a common problem with your vehicles. | 7:36 Air-cooled burger and coffee. Great idea to drive to a remote spot first, haha. - You know, sometimes I think you are wearing a suit so that you can eventually get sick of it and drive scooters over rocky roads. 😆 'There must be a less convenient way to do this! Let's explore.'
10:21 Take the coffee cup between your teeth, for potential added hilarity. 😉 | 12:18 If you get into a near-accident like that, you'd probably be the first person to spill their coffee while riding a scooter. 😄 I'm imagining a big spill over a car windshield and the driver being very confused. | OK, I'll admit, in comparison to this, I'm a bloody wimp. (P.S.: video ID contains "qq". 😄)
funniest vid I've seen in a while!!!! Keep up the awesomeness!
love this style of video. real china driving, really showing what china is like sometimes... its not always construction and pollution, its dodgy stuff like KLC yet its all pretty funny and enjoyable. Well done. will be watching more of your older videos because they're more natural i think.
the odd 'what the hell' at people crossing the road at inappropriate times is awesome too
KLC - Priceless
More village crawls dude!
I really enjoy these
This is why I'm scared to buy a used scooter 😂
KFC name + McD slogan. Only in China :P
serpentza you really enjoy life bro, you are so free.
One of my favorite vids from you. Drunk?
hahaha yeah man thanks for bringin back the one handed shinannegans:)
Holy shit that was a train wreck... So funny lol. Glad you've evolved.
You are insane in the membrane LOVE ITTTTT