8 Plans That Went to Hell Before They Even Got Started - Spit Take Theater
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You know things are bad when your plan turns to turds before it even has a chance to fall apart.
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Love the bride that takes down the other woman throwing pie on her face. That's a protector. Aint no one ever going to mess with their family and live to tell the tale
Mureithi Kivuti that's actually a really good point
Facts she was like instantly like “oh hell no! You are not about to fuck my shit up”
Hey, if my crime buddy got ejected from a window in less than a quarter of a minute, I'd be getting the hell out of there too. For that to happen that fast he must be like captain America or something.
HINT: don't make a molotov cocktail with a plastic bottle.
Use glass bottles - it helps the environment.
Mach Tony The More You Know!
Admiral Percy Well he didn't know it's was gonna be on fire!! on fire
balzirus what?
Admiral Percy about 1:54 into the video one of my favorite parts
That guy that got thrown out had the quickest recovery time i've ever seen!!!!!!!!
The store owner was on his way out and the robber didn't want to see what his second move was gonna be.
"DJ Jazzy Jeff right the f*ck outta there" hahaha most appropriate line of the year hahaha
hahahahah...."playing a game of catch with failure.." LOL
The arsonist has an even bigger fail that happened during the planning stage before he even reached the scene of the crime: picking a bottle that wouldn't shatter on impact.
Most bottles don't just shatter on impact. You have to really motivate them, and that guy didn't seem to have any motivation to spare.
he didn't even have enough motivation for himself, it seems. it looked to have run out by the third throw attempt.
Might have been plastic. I'm from Portland, and know firsthand,...Anarchists can't plan for shit.
Yeah
Well duh, Planning=Not Anarchy, Not Planning=Anarchy.
I would like to see who threw that guy out of the store.
I wonder if it was Mr. T?
it was the Dovahkiin, fucker got Fus Ro Dah'ed
I'm 100% sure it was Mr. Miyagi
Didn't you hear the man? Clearly it was Uncle Phil.
prolly some 90 year old lady, for the last one that is
that bride was having none of it. #runupgetdunup
Looking back spit take was about three years ahead on the music trends
I have no idea why something as wittily put together as this gets less than a million hits while someone facilitating a bowel movement with the soothing sounds of Marvin Gaye scores large.
If you don't want to tip off your victim while robbing a store, that something out of the ordinary is going to happen, maybe don't walk up smoking.
That guy needs to go to Bar-tending school and learn how to properly make (and "serve") a Molotov cocktail.
"The one store that hired dirty Harry to man the til" it was so funny I watched that part 3 times
Guy pulls a gun. Clerck tries to grab it, guy pulls the gun behind his back. Simplicity of that move is genious - make the robber go from attac to protec on instinct.
i subscribed ages ago and i want... no actually i DEMAND the romance novel reading
It’s been six years... WHERE IS IT!?
@@doopydarp1027 I mean... Cracked went belly up like 2 years ago...
Well, #4 honestly wasn't as bad as I was expecting. When he mentioned Girls Gone Wild, there was a second where I was scared that girl was going to expose herself in front of a bunch of kids or something.
That's why the molotov's wick should be soaked in lamp oil or something wind resistant. Also, you gotta chuck the shit out of it to break the bottle.
I subscribed. I demand that Soren read me a romance novel!
Nieru seconded
Wow! The chart about weeding planing with "Coup d'état Time"
LMFAO!!!!
😂😂😂
This reminded me of the epic scene in WKRP In Cincinnati where Les Nessman mispronounced Chii Chii Rodwaqueeze. It's been years since I thought of that scene.
Waldog Oh man, that was the first thing I thought of too.
That last clip with the dude getting tossed out like Wile E Coyote though.....LMAO!
I need MOAR Soren erotica!!
looks like i found my replacement for =3. Great job, Cracked!
Ew, don't compare this to RWJ
TheSweetestCurse why wouldnt i?
HAL 9000 are you fucking serious? He's a giant ass hat who amassed a huge following of plebs (thanks Google) and isn't even funny. This shit is just as bad.
katanamaker i found it mildly amusing. i mean the jokes were pretty much on the "hurr-peenis"-niveau, but you watched it because of the stupid internet videos and not the hosts boring jokes. what, in your opinion, is more entertaining on youtube?
Wow guys jeez cut him some slack, poor dude just found out about Cracked. Ya gotta let him go through =3 withdrawal while administering small doses of Cracked.coms brilliant humor.
Hm..... that's weird, I watched this twice and I can't seem to find the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie anywhere on this list.....
I was seriously frightened by how they looked in the trailer.
HufflepuffShortie
I know...... in the night, I feel their icy, pizza hungry turtle stares on my back....
No one is safe... from their so-unlike-teenage-build-bodies-they-look-like-shrek
HufflepuffShortie
So, by that logic "Leonardo is love. Michelangelo is life."
HufflepuffShortie I knew the entire movie was gonna be a shit fest the moment I heard that megan fox was cast as April.
This episode of cracked got me into A$AP Rocky, thank you cracked.
This guys are genius.
Bravo! BRAVO! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
This was great. Twins! I LOL'd.
Fire music and a hilarious video. Great video all around
0:50 I think it's a good thing they stopped the camera, for the pie throwing woman probably didn't get out of without being horribly maimed by the bride.
Which is probably a good thing, cause if your idea of fun is to throw a pie in the face of a woman on her wedding day, you should probably apply to a mental institution.
Hope you learned your lesson kids, if you throw the face of a bride a pie, you die. Don't mess with women on their wedding day.
So I watched it to the end, and I have to ask... why does Soren's face look like someone hit his face with a board? I can only imagine that he got in a fight and the person he was battling realized how boned he was, and tried to even the odds with that board. I further imagine that other than that one lucky hit to the face this guy was promptly shown that there is no such thing as a even fight with Soren.
Might have also been shortly after he wiped out on his face and ended up in the hospital. He was doing something dumb, I don't remember exactly what, but he wrote an article basically making fun of himself for the whole thing. Didn't do too much damage, but might explain why his face appears roughed up to some people.
you shouldn't try and rob jackie chans store thats like robber 101
You have to arrange the guests like you're playing chess against the inevitable laws of entropy and alcoholism. OMG! HAHAHA!!!
You think Cracked has a stash of non-attractive comedy writers they don't let on screen? I feel like their ratio of cuties-to-regular-internet-writers is off.
the are you okay girl got me laughing so hard
I already miss Soren so much. Jack too, but he never offered to read me a romance novel so a bit less.
Near where I live, the post office was being robbed and the dude who owned it pinned him down and his wife beat the robber up with a baseball bat.
I keep getting the ask google ad and it's driving me insane
Love your attitude and dry wit. Fantastic.
For the second to last one, I remember seeing a vid of a cashier grabbing the barrel of an automatic and ripping it out of the robber's hands
damn it I already subscribed where is the rest of that novel Soren?!? and do some more after hours please! lmao but thank you I love cracked youtube!
Already subscribed and still getting Sorenerotica.
I SUBSCRIBED! I WANT THE WHOLE PACKAGE, SOREN!
I demand more Sorotica nauuuww!!!!
I really miss these videos with the awesome hip hop song selections
Oh my God he said the body was still bouncing when his partner drove off.
lmao lol I'm dying here
I subscribed. Where's my reading of the book, Soren?!
lol
That was hilarious! I bout peed on myself laughing. The little guy made it even funnier. Whatever his name is.
If "All of World War I" isn't on this list, I will be disappointed by Crack's lack of historical perspective.
Before the video I got a very inaccurate ad for League of Legends. It actually showed players enjoying themselves.
I subscribed. Where's my Soren??
1:12 50 points to Griffindor!
DUDE you are awesome XD.
I love the wedding ones lol.
Thanks Jack. Good times. And future good luck to you.
Love the Survivor clip
(If you ever want to watch some of the countries smartest people fail miserably, watch the "Brain" tribe from this season of Survivor (only Spencer and Tasha seem to have brains...))
Playing a game of catch with failure!! Amazing!
ahahahahaha thrown out the fuckin window...that was a good one
Awesome!!!
the guy from number two is my new hero. no doutb, on da face!!!
Jack you're fucking hilarious: DJ Jazzy Jeff right the fuck outta there!! Indeed.... LOLOLOLOL
I know this vid is old, but I've been binge-watching the shit outta Cracked...........................
I fucking love cracked
Those wedding photos were scary!
Been a while since I laughed enough to cry.
I really like Jack but OMG i would never let him pick my music
best credits scene ever!
holy crap that guy got launched through that window!
last clip made me cry
good work guys where do you find this stuff? and holy shit that nut shot
That's a great sweater.
I subbed, never got my .flac reading of Passion Untamed (by Pamela Palmer) Soren is supposed to supply us with. What's going on, Cracked?
Saw this a month ago on the website. Suddenly convinced me to get into A$AP.
THANKS CRACKED/OBAMA
I was thinking abut starting to listening to him now
The last one was in my city XD simply the best
I DEMAND MORE SORENRATICA!!!!
Plot Twist: The "molotov cocktail" is a beer
"For the vine?" Wow. I wonder if, after she finished playing the bongos on her kidneys, the bride made that woman pay for all of the makeup, lace, silk, chiffon, and professional photographer time she wasted? I mean...that's a TON of money....
Also: response video to your employee quitting? DOUCHETACULAR. Really, really douchey. Just. Terrible.
A r e y o u o k a y
I guess there's your example of good people having guns
+Hybridtheory32 if america didn't sell guns to everybody then people wouldn't need guns...... but yeah i guess its good he had a gun to stop someone else with a gun...
+RaF KiNs don't you dare
+RaF KiNs The people that really want guns are going to get them anyways. Just like cocaine, heroin, whatever. It all gets in, you just need to figure out how to find it. Knowing this, its better to sell guns to everyone, rather than letting the few devoted have free reign over American citizens until law enforcement steps in.
RaF KiNs YEAH! And if they didn't sell alcohol then no one would drink and drive! And now that they're legalizing marijuana, it's going to be everywhere! It wasn't before.... Man, I can't say any more. I feel like an idiot
Hey Jack O'Brian where did you get that sweater, it's really nice and I think my boyfriend would love it!
Ok I subbed now where is Soren reading Passion Untamed for us??
+stylez914 I'VE BEEN ASKING THAT FOR WEEKS. I NEED TO SEE THE REST OF THAT VIDEO.
That jumper is cool as. Anyone know where he got it?
Number 4 was dope
First time I see someone thrown through a window in real life and I never get to see the man responsible
Did the old man who was hit in the balls say he forgot he had something there? Unless a guy doesn't have a pair, NO HE'S NOT OKAY!
i couldn't breathe by #6
noice choice of song
I need the link to the last fail of the guy getting thrown out of the little corner store that he tried to rob. That's awesome but I can't seem to find it.
Anyone? Bueller?
So, where do I get that sweater?
Dude's body really WAS still bouncing when his homey pulled TF OFF 😆 omg that was terrible 😅 karma stewww
1:03 actually made me spit take...
This is like =3 but not shity
This is like if =3 didn't rely on racist humor and the word dildo.
I would buy a series of Soren's books, legit, and keep a few in plastic wrap ;)
Man look how far Ray William Johnson has fallen.
Still waiting for that package, Soren.
That girl who fucked with the wedding for a vine doesn't even look like she belongs there- girl is wearing shorts, flip-flops, and a tank top. Even my most tomboyish friend wasn't that casual at her wedding with the guests. So was she just like, a stranger who saw a wedding going on and was like "Yeah, I'll fuck up this stranger's day because the Internet will think I'm cute and funny!"
That shaving cream on a Solo plate had to run the bride's hair, makeup, and dress. But like, what was with the reactions of the groom and photographer?
I got a pretty good kick out of that dj jazzy Jeff joke.
If I were the clerk the first thing I'd do is rob the robber. Think about it. You just are going to get away with it and it's instant karma.
The girl who threw the pie in the bride's face... I mean, how SELFISH do you have to be to do that? That moment was important for the bride (and groom, of course), not to mention expensive and labor-intensive, and you ruined it "for the Vine". You don't even have to like weddings or believe in the "perfect day" (I certainly don't) to realize how utterly self-centered that is.
SOMETHING BLACK AND BLUE IMMFUCKING DONE
Hmmmmmm...What if...we put a pie on a drone and have that drone hit the target...just a thought.
Foam on a plate does not a pie make (as the traditional saying goes)
spit my coffee