Brother you are so right. It's like , hey it's a tornado let's get in the pick up and go chase it. Then you have 500 vehicles chase a storm all trying to get the best angle to film from. Son what do you want to be when you grow up? Dad I want to be a crazy storm chaser, so I can pee in my pants when I see a tornado and get a rush. Shalom
So if I get attacked by a shark, the best tactic is to play dead and become a ragdoll? Sounds legit. Considering sharks usually go for injured or dead animals to begin with.
EXACTLY what I was just thinking! They eat license plates, for fricks sake. I haven't seen any of those swimming frantically or punching shark noses recently. 🦈 They're high speed living garbage disposals of the sea.
@@icebearhikes luckily sharks aren't very fond of people so a lot of the times they won't attack because they can't even digest you probably. If a sharks chews your leg off he people won't eat and throw it away. Also how can you play dead on the water? Just drown like wt.
@@icebearhikes I'm pretty sure best thing you can do is try to swim back to shore or something. Im pretty sure nobody is ever going to pretend to be dead under a high stress situation like that
Playing dead while your leg is being ripped off require some self control. I think I would rather scream, inhale water, move frantically and drown after a few seconds. Or punch the shark, that would be more badass, but I don't trust myself on this one. I'd probably go for the screaming-dying thing, unless I'm in shallow water 😕
You can know a relative direction to nearest settlement (e.g. if you went for a walk to the south of the settlement, and somehow got lost, then your best bet is probably to go north.
@@noobFPV it is; going north you may remember something or got a road that goes to the settlement. Also you know that it is safe. Going any direction may lead to wild predators.
@@cristofervidre8378 It really is not. Interpreting landmarks you are not familiar with is problematic, as your mind will play tricks on you. While you may think you are following what you think is north, you are probably going off course ( as you are already lost, trusting your ability to navigate will get you killed ). You should seek help, but relaying on skills that got you in trouble in the first place, is not smart.
Sharks don't have hands. So they use their mouths to poke things they're curious about. Most shark 'attacks' are just a curious shark wondering what a person is, and they will usually bite once, & then swim off because people are boring.
only scavengers eat already dead prey, because most other predators assume that a corpse that's been left uneaten out in the wilderness died of a disease or poison and so isn't safe to eat.
then it wouldn't have survived long enough to get to the age where it would be dangerous. It would have eaten something poisonous by the time it was older.
Playing dead actually works with predators. Let's say for example you are swimming with your best buddy. A shark joins you guys. You knock out your friend with perfectly aimed punch. You swim away while your friend is "playing" dead to shark. Classical win-win situation - a shark will get lunch and you will get your best friends widow. I have tried many times and have always worked like charm.
While attempting to collect on a life insurance policy with very specific clauses a guy once rubbed himself down in fish chum and jumped overboard to simulate an accidental drawning at sea, and being eaten by shark. Sharks took one bump at him and swam off in disgust . The claim was never filed as he returned to shore smelling of fish and disappointment.
@@carloscortes9378 no it's because of your hard bones. Lol taste, yeah because the mindless eating machine of the deep cares about taste when they eat bumper plates and cans.
Another tip: if someone wearing a Halloween costume or a hockey mask with a machete is powerwalking behind you, stop looking back and actually pick up your feet when you run. This will help keep you from tripping over flat surfaces. No promises if you're running through the woods though. Or, and this is the preferable option: shoot them
some kinda guy those were 2 different & separate bits of advice. One was that punching a sharks nose during an attack works. The 2nd, separate one is playing dead in an animal attack works. He wasn’t saying to play dead in a shark attack. That would never work because sharks can detect the electromagnetic field that everyone’s body generates & they use that to find their prey. So if you did play dead, the shark would know you were faking it.
@@cristofervidre8378 T-pose to assert your dominance, dislocate your jaw to increase mouth size, then use your snake skills to strangle them and eat them whole
Playing dead is a really bad idea, sharks tend to target defenseless prey to conserve energy so playing dead isn't really a good idea, espically if a shark wanted to attack you it won't give you a warning sign. Punching it's nose isn't much better they only gave that advice in navy seal training because they where strong enough but they recommend you to stand your ground first and show no fear.
that is correct but hitting them in the nose does show you are not going down without a fight it does not need to be hard but hard enough to tell them oi fuck of i aint dying without a fight and anyway sharks hate the taste of human
Screaming underwater creates bubbles that will scare the shark away, flipping a shark over using the dorsal fin will put it in a paralysis of sorts and scratching its eyes could anger if or scare it away depending on the species.
Looking like you're not an easy meal is probably your safest if confrontation is impossible to avoid. Sharks aren't territorial and hate getting hurt while hunting. If it isn't starving, just looking like you're more trouble than you're worth is your safest option.
+Cracked But oddly enough, not as good as the band name "Die with some F**king Dignity". I don't even like Metal but i'd think about going to that show.
@Powered by Stupid Then you can enjoy your AIDS or Hepatitis C or whatever blood-borne illness the guy who stabbed you and you stabbed back before reintroducing the now-contaminated blade into your own body had
That is actually very true. Keeping the weapon in prevents you from bleeding out. Also, try to bandage yourself around the weapon to stop any other bleeding. Leave the rest to the professionals.
I live in Vermont, which is a heavily wooded area, and I knew from the first time I heard it that the "Moss grows facing North" thing was nonsense. It's moss. Moss does not care in which direction it grows. Hell, most of the time, the moss carpets the forest floor, so it is just facing up.
I live in Sweden and here moss tends to take over most lawns unless you kill it. I mean we have a lot of rain here and its usually not sunny for more than a week at a time, but moss doesn't seem to care about sun that much - its resilient.
Soo about that "Don't go to sleep" thing... I learned to talk with them about something, like their pet, so one can hear easily when the situation gets worse. As examle if they talk they breathe, one thing less to check. If they stop suddenly, check on them, thats not normal.
there are issues with keeping them awake for longer than necesary the best action would be to ask them for details and relay that to the paramedics when they arrive. Depending on the injury talking could exacerbate it so if they describe an injury like that keep them calm but not talking.
@@jeremybailey262 I mean It really wouldn't matter I your underwater punches were strong or not, cause you would probably be distracted by half your body inside of a living paper shreder
Actually punching a shark in the nose works because it’s really sensitive. In WWII a pilot named Louis Zamperini was stranded in the ocean along with two others and punched a shark in the nose and it worked.
Uh, that Seizure one... Back in like... grade 3 or 4, we had to do presentations on... stuff, i forget, and some kid did it on Seizures, and his presentation included gems like "put something in their mouth so they don't swallow their tongue" and "Restrain them, hold them so they don't move". and as a Grade 4 Year Old, i knew those were bull, my mom was at the time in college to be a PSW, so she went over this stuff with me, for shits and giggles, i suppose. After the kids presentation i brought up that you SHOULDN'T do that, and just got in trouble from the teacher. And that always stuck with me, not because i was right, and the other person was wrong, but because what the other person was passing off as the truth was dangerous, and if at least ONE person believed him, it could result in someone dying because someone thought it was a good idea to put ANYTHING in a seizing persons mouth... I may have only been 10 or so years old, but i knew death was bad.
I've had experience with seizures and the best thing to do is to be calm, call 911 and get them away from the furniture and stairs away from them, also don't go towards the person. And yes, toy ate cutest those things that kids said were VERY incorrect
My dad buckled up, then pulled over. When the tornado passed he looked like pasta sauce on a pile of sticks. So, yeah. The order matters. But what if I was already buckled in? We need some slo-mo, crash test dummy science NOW!
It’s not the they can collapse the overpass. Due to the nature of the structure, the overpass acts as an air pocket, increasing the speed of the winds in that one area significantly and making it much more likely you’ll be impaled by debris.
There are four reasons a shark will ever attack a human; if it's being territorial, if it's mistaking a human for its natural prey, if it's taste-testing an unfamiliar object, or if it's starving to death. Playing dead won't stop a shark acting on reason number 3.
Keznen staying still will help avoid it noticing you though. It sees you moving and swimming it’ll think you’re running cause you’re it’s natural prey.
Sugar Spice Humans aren’t sharks natural prey. Sure, many larger sharks feed on mammals, for instance the Great White, but humans are too bony. Sharks prefer blubbery animals, as they offer more meat and protein. Often, sharks will either attack because of territory. For instance, if a female great white is giving birth in the area, males are known to defend them. They are also often curious animals. Many shark bites are from test bites, and after the shark realized we’re not the food it was looking for, swim off.
Yeah, was going to say the same thing. Sharks are deconstructions, they're basically big garbage disposals, which is why blood attracts them. If something is dead or dying, they want a piece of it. Playing dead will just let the shark know they have a free meal.
That bullet removal one. So, so annoying. So, so pervasive. And in the movies, not only does bullet removal get the gunshot victim on the road to recovery... it blitzes them straight to recovery so that by the next scene everyone has forgotten about that bullet wound.
Yeah that and when people instantly die in movies from a gunshot/stab in the stomach. There are no vital organs or major arteries in that area, you can survive for a couple of days. You can even survive for hours after being eviscerated (that’s when you have your entrails hanging out of your body)
@@TreyBattles of course you can die from being shot in the belly area. If your stomach is ruptured, the stomach acid will poison you. Same with the liquid in your pancreas, kidneys, and any other organ in that region that houses liquids. Lets not forget that the bullet can travel to other areas of your body once inside, you could get shot in the belly and it hits your heart. Without medical attention, no way you survive 2 days.
squalltheonly I didn’t say that you wouldn’t die, I just said you wouldn’t die instantaneously. It’s also pretty rare for a bullet to hit your abdomen and then your heart. It’s nothing but soft organs in that area, so bullets usually go right through. Knives or swords are just bullshit in movies, someone is stab and then die minutes later after some long drawn out death speech. That’s just not how it works.
Popular survival tips that will get you killed... Play dead. Yeah, don't do that. Unless you're into Vore, in which case play dead. You're dreams are about to come true.
NarnianMudkip i heard 20 or 30 species of em think we as they prey and other is curious about us , and when they curious , they bite , so maybe the best way is never get to any shark teritories unless u want to try all those tricks 0.o
Doorways ARE a good place to stand during an earthquake. But they have to be the European brick load-bearing ones. American doorways are paper wafers attached to sticks with kid's glue
Let’s say you’re standing in a doorway during an earthquake, as soon as the door starts shaking your fingers are gone. Can confirm, my teacher lived in Japan for 11 years and has experienced the 2011 earthquake in Japan.
THANK YOU FOR THE SEIZURE INFO i have seizures and im tired of waking up from a seizure to strangers trying to stick things like wallets into my mouth; im not kidding thanks again :)
I've been an epileptic for 9 years and when ever someone claims you can bite your tongue off they can go fuck themselves because they know nothing epilepsy. All because you've watched a few bullshit movie doesn't make you a specialist in epilepsy. What the true danger of having a seizure is your brain hitting the floor causing brain damage. If you see someone having a seizure you place the on the side and lift his head up and call 911.
Dudes! Dudes, dudes.. Ya play dead because there's nothing else you can fuckin do. I mean, unless you can swim faster than a fucken shark. So yeah, you play dead. And if the thing chomps you, then you go for the eyes and hope for the best. Generally, I think it mostly depends on the shark at that point. xD
Epilepsy fail lmao The concern about swallowing our tongues stems from the event of some of us clamping down while we seize and then letting go, in which case there is a small possibility that we'll bite off and choke on a tongue fragment. True, never stick anything in a seizing person's mouth, however, some advice to roll us onto our sides if possible.
All those ppl who don't know anything about seizures boggle my mind.. You still mustn't interact with a person who has a seizure. While the attack happens, put away sharp objects like tables or chairs. Take care that the person is not in danger getting on a road. Also call an ambulance WHILE he has a seizure. When the seizure ends its your time to take action. It is simply to dangerous interact with a person who has a seizure.
Stefan Huber you should actually avoid touching a seizure victim as much as possible. The nerve stimulation can worsen/prolong the seizure. Once you make sure the environment is safe for them, stay away unless instructed otherwise by 911.
A mu more reliable rule of thumb is that the sun always rises in the east and sets in the west. As long as the sun is visible and it's morning or afternoon, you're set.
Except it's only truly accurate if you happen to be lost on one of two specific days of the year, it can vary by quite a large margin (there's a 90 degree difference between June and December!). Better off waiting for Orion's belt to rise (the first star of the belt over the horizon is always within 1 degree of east) though that means waiting until the stars are out when you may as well follow Polaris (from which you can also calculate your latitude so you know how much further north you need to go).
Lord Cottington The best advice is stay where you are. Search parties, i. e. the guys who didn't get lost because of trees, have a much easier time finding a non-moving target. Building a fire, playing loud music (or singing, the more off-key the better), and generally turning your problem into an impromptu camping chill session is a surefire way to get saved. For bonus points, try to get caught skinny dipping when your found.
Lord Cottington Generally sure. But I hope you & everyone else realizes the sun doesn't rise in the true east or set at true west. In fact where it rises on the horizon changes minutely every day. That's related to why we have seasons. Also at some times of the year depending on if you are far enough north or south it won't set or rise at all for months out of the year.
Tahv Mason well there is a difference, there are poisonous animals, if you eat it then you will die, venomous animals will kill you only if it bites you or stinged etc. But venomous animals can be eaten
no the video is right, u can suck out venom, * highly not recommended* because it has to get into your blood to do harm, sucking out poison on the other hand, and your both dead now probably.
*Better Than The Moss Survival Tip:* _The Sun will always appear over the horizon in East, and sets in the West. Work your way from there, and you'll know what's North and what's South._
i have a lot of experience with epileptic seizures. please do not put amything in the mouth if a person having a seizure. they will bite it. i have seen a man bite clean through a leather wallet and almost choke to death during a seizure. if you put you fingers in their mouth they will bite you hard enough to break skin if not take a digit off.
you fall at the same speed because you both have the same acceleration, basic physics man. the main hindrance to this is trying to lie down in time before it hits the ground. their point is still valid spread your mass over as much surface area as possible.
Also: the surface area isn't the only thing that affects the damage on impact. Time taken to apply the force matters too. So, while lying flat the bone-crunching force will be applied directly to your skull sitting right on the floor, and if standing, some of that force is spread out over both time and to less vital parts of your body.
Yup, and noone has ever died from massive shock like that of having half their body crushed because all of the force of the fall is concentrated on a single point. If your spread out its only the weight of your head hitting the ground since its a separate point on the body with no weight around it. They actually got that one right. And heck if you're trying to avoid the head damage, lay on your stomach with your arms covering your face to cushion it, but for god sake don't stand up.
As someone who was an EMT for a time diaphibulator paddles are definitely NOT just for those with a still beating erratic heartbeat. And it's frankly irresponsible and dangerous to instruct people against using them in a CPR life or death situation. If you ever find yourself in a cardiac emergency type situation first call or have someone call 911 then proceed with proper CPR protical while someone else retrieves the diaphibulator (assuming you are some place that has one) then follow the instructions included and continue CPR until EMTs fire and or paramedics arrive.
I think I get the point that they were trying to make, that defibrillation is for people who do still have a cardiac rhythm i.e. ventricular tachycardia or fibrillation as opposed to those who are in asystole/flatline with no electrical activity in the heart at all. However, I agree that this was not explained properly at all to the lay people who are the vast, vast majority who are viewing this, and who are most not past the idea of no pulse = no heart rhythm. Patients without a pulse are the only ones who (may) need defibrillation in the field like this, and people should never be discouraged from applying a defibrillator to them if available! Defibrillators available in public places are all automated and will not shock a patient who does not have a rhythm that could benefit from it. So folks, if someone hits the ground and there's an AED around, hook 'em the hell up and do what it tells you!
The longer it passes before a person received first aid the less chance they have of surviving. I think it is one minute-ten percent stuff. But from what I heard, it is illegal in America, people can sue you if you, for an example, break their ribs during crp. Which is stupid because that is a pretty common thing to happen. But when you are doing cpr (heart massages, mouth to mouth breathing) and there is no one to call the ambulance for you, dial the number, hook your phone between your shoulder and ear or put it on speakerphone and set it aside and give cpr while you wait- cpr can go for a long while and sometimes it takes a bit until someone answers your call.
I have heard that, and I believe it to be true. In Canada we have laws that protect people who are genuinely trying to help, even if they break a rib or cause other damage. Because some aid is better than no aid in the vast majority of situations. But ya, like stefan said, call first and if you're able do it while doing CPR. CPR usually won't save somebodies life on its own, they'll need that rescue team, so call first then work on CPR. If you do CPR first, you're just wasting time because no professional is on their way to actual revive the person.
Visiting California I was shocked to see my friend dive under keyboard of upright piano when earthquake tremors rumbled. I was lost. Piano was moving any bigger tremors shed be crushed. Me i stood middle of room with mouth hanging open wondering what was going on.
Thank you for including seizures some caveats if aTonic Clonic (formerly called Grand Mal) seizure has started the jaw is shut sticking hard things in the mouth will break teeth and probably the jaw. Best first aid, roll them on their side, make sure they aren't near anything dangerous, and place a jacket under their head.
ToyTube TVT Eh you can just walk in one direction and you'll come across something soon enough. Just be careful to account for your legs not being the same length. If you don't and you walk in a straight line you'll be walking in a giant circle.
You have some skin underneath that thing that keeps it attached you your lower jaw. Also, how do they not just pull it out? It's not like it's three feet long and automatically lands in your stomach IF you were to swallow it. Also also, that thing is thick as fuck, basically touching all of your throat so your vagus nerve would be activated which would lead you to gag. So yeah, still bullshit
People say to do that so they don't bite their tongue off... Possible, no arguments on that, but it's still better to put everything around away from them, less dangerous for you and they can't break a bone if they can't hit it.
People may call it that, and I've seen people who fish around the mouth with their fingers for the tongue, but the fact is that the whole tongue (not just the tentacle-y part most people think of as the tongue), the root/base of the tongue, when a person is knocked unconscious, simply relaxes and "falls" back, contacting the back of the pharynx, blocking the air way. The proper thing to do is either to turn the person on their side, making the gravity do the job of removing the tongue, or to tilt their head backwards, changing the geometry of the pharynx, usually opening the air way. In some cases where a person has a "weak chin", it is also suggested that their jaw is protruded, by pushing on the angles of the jaw.
Might not work in really dry places, such as deserts. If you're stuck in the middle of a hot desert, try not to travel during the day as it can get really hot. Also, KEEP ALL YOUR CLOTHING ON. That reduces the amount of sweating you do.
7:44 actually if you found someone dying(assuming you didn't witness the event) it would be in your best interest to make sure he/she stays conscious so that the peramedics can find out what happened
or you know, ask them and relay that to the paramedics. I came across a bicycler who had been nicked by a car and fell on her wrist, shoulder and then a slight bonk on the head. I know because I stopped a bunch of idiots from moving her and asked her. when the medics arrived they said I did what everyone should do when I told them what she said.
7:53 Clarification: defibrillators STOP the heart. They may allow the heart to resume its natural rhythm, but it doesn't just magically take an erratic heartbeat and replace it with a normal one without the flatline.
From a medical standpoint and education in combat medicine, we try to keep trauma patients awake to prevent them from going unconscious and succumbing to shock. It's also easier to measure their mental status and whether or not it deteriorates if you can keep them with it and talking to you as long as possible. Theres also a lot of extra factors you have to worry about if they do become unconscious like aspiration for example.
The moss thing isn't that stupid, you just have to be aware, that those are tendencies... also you can see the impact on trees on the weather heavy side.
The reason why people say stay awake is because is a lot harder to help them when their passed out.. I don’t know all the reasons but do not sleep if your shot and or heavily wounded
Playing dead is even _worse_ . It'll still eat you, no matter what. It gives the predator an advantage so it can eat you easily without struggle. And, note that maybe you can just go into a shelter whenever lightning strikes, and not be out in the open..? Unless, of course, there is no shelter near. I'm writing this while watching, and I thing that why people put cloth or a towel in someone's mouth during a seizure is to keep them from possibly severing their tongue because of their teeth clenching down at such force. Actually, just don't touch them at all, please. It can hurt you and the person having a seizure.
Screaming underwater creates bubbles that will scare the shark away, flipping a shark over using the dorsal fin will put it in a paralysis of sorts and scratching its eyes could anger if or scare it away depending on the species.Great whites are extremely dangerous and it is best to either get somewhere safe or have some way to fight back like something sharp. Also remember they are extremely fast and are used to jumping out of the water to eat seals, so make sure to stand away from any edges after an encounter. If you are already in its grip, go for the eyes, not the nose. Sharks eyes get covered when the attack for protection and getting the eye will scare them and possibly blind and confuse them, giving you time to get away, or covering or clawing at their gills stops them or effects their breathing, whereas punching them in the nose do have an effect but its hardly enough to stun them like other sharks. There was a video I saw about it I will find it :) www.discovery.com/tv-shows/shark-week/videos/how-to-turn-a-shark-into-a-zombie I cant seem to find the great white clip but In the same show he trys to stimulate the nose by punching ina d rubbing it but it does not work.
I had lightning strike nearby me when I was getting out of a car. It hit a Transformer 70 feet away from me. The sound and boom was noticeable and you involuntarily react to... yet in movies they just stand there like nothing happened. I actually felt the sonic wave hit me and I was mostly in my car and only had one foot on the ground.
Honestly, I don't think lying flat on the elevator floor would help ease the impact to your body once it comes into contact with the ground. Being vertical might cause debilitating injuries to your legs and spine but will prolly give your head and heart a better chance to not get the full force of the impact. (I'm not a medical expert though)
Elevators don’t fall down they “fall” up when they fail. Most elevators uses 6 metal cords each of which is strong enough to support a full elevator car. All six failing is almost impossible. Elevators us counterweights to bring you back up. Unfortunately if the bakes fail the elevator shoots straight up and will collapse like a soda can. Enjoy
No because due to the relative velocity you will not be able to stay on the ground and also Friction is directly proportional to the surface area and pressure is inversely so chose what you want to increase.
Why is this not the top comment.. A video debunking myths and they don't even know that venom needs to enter the blood stream to effect you. Lost all credibility after that point.
CD 2409 If it's saltwater it will kill you quicker. Your body won't be able to filter out all the salt. Also, the other things is what saved him here. At best the pee drinking was a waste of his body's energy, at worst it was forcing his salt levels to stay dangerously high.
You still mustn't interact with a person who has a seizure. While the attack happens, put away sharp objects like tables or chairs. Take care that the person is not in danger getting on a road. Also call an ambulance WHILE he has a seizure. When the seizure ends its your time to take action. It is simply to dangerous interact with a person who has a seizure.
You can certainly "interact" with them, just don't fight against their spasms or go anywhere near their mouth. If you need to, move them to safety like Stefan said, but otherwise just stick a pillow under their neck if their thrashing their head around a lot and wait for it to ride out. Also, you only really need to call an ambulance if its their first time having a seizure(if thats unknown assume it is), if it last longer than a few minutes, or if they have more than 1 seizure in a short span. Many people live day to day having an occasional seizure and then going back to their normal routine. Oh, and after the seizure, they're going to be really tired so expect that and don't be afraid to let them rest.(unless the seizure was brought on by some sort of brain trauma.... because they should have been in the hospital twenty minutes ago if thats the case)
At 2:57, the halfway point between sun and twelve is due SOUTH - unless you are in the "southern hemisphere" (like the equator in January). Test advice before you need it.
No you don't put anything in their mouth. You keep them from falling or banging into anything that could hurt them, and ride it out. "Swallowing their tongue" is in reference to when a TBI has rendered a patient unconscious to the point their subconscious is unable to keep their tongue from blocking their throat. For this you would simply do a "head tilt chin lift" or if spinal injury is suspected, a "jaw thrust" is used.
never force body parts in a seizure they will easyly overpower you unless your really muscular if you force the body to do things it will only make it worse best thing is to put a soft object under their head
Ivan Lugo Actually pee is really pure, mostly water with excess vitamins and salts, totally safe to drink in emergency situations and can give you extra time to live. It isn't like shit, it gets filtered.
Ya, I commented calling him out for that one. You only have 3 days without water, if you can increase that duration by any amount by drinking your own piss and recycling what you have then fucking do it. Speaking as a mariner trained in offshore survival, good on ya bud.
Check your infos. Yes, tongue can't be really swallowed, BUT what people actually mean by that is that they can unvolontarely turn it backwards in their mouth and block the air passage. And that's why you SHOULD use a spoon to help them, but only if they do suffocate.
You still mustn't interact with a person who has a seizure. While the attack happens, put away sharp objects like tables or chairs. Take care that the person is not in danger getting on a road. Also call an ambulance WHILE he has a seizure. When the seizure ends its your time to take action. It is simply to dangerous interact with a person who has a seizure.
They taught us that moss thing in SCHOOL, when we studied Harriet Tubman. I field tested it and called b.s. when I was 11, and everyone said, "Uh, Mary! Mary is just weird. Why does she have to be so difficult??" @$$ holes.
Or just fly away in an aircraft. Unfortunately for me, I've never been adjacent to an open field, or had access to a flying vehicle during the earthquakes I've lived through.
I went into the local furniture store and starting jumping on tables... yeah I’m not allowed in there anymore especially after being told we don’t have earthquakes here 🤔😔
No. Putting ANYTHING in the mouth of someone having a seizure is very dangerous because it could make them choke. You can ask any doctor, talk to an epilepsy awareness program they will all tell you that you should not put anything in their mouth.
Do. fucking. not. touch a persons mouth during a seizure. You can straight up break or dislocate a persons jaw by doing that, a persons tongue can heal if they bite it and they're very unlikely to bite it clean off or anything crazy like that. And on top of that, where do you get off telling an epileptic how seizure support works? lol.
I've been an epileptic for 9 years and when ever someone claims you can bite your tongue off they can go fuck themselves because they know nothing about epilepsy. All because you've watched a few bullshit movie doesn't make you a specialist in epilepsy. What the true danger of having a seizure is your brain hitting the floor causing brain damage. If you see someone having a seizure you place him/her on the side and lift his head up and call 911.
Your condemnation of hitting a shark in the snout is a gross oversimplification. While it is true that one should hit the eyes or gills, the snout advice is commonly given to recreation swimmers. As in summer vacation swimmers. You know, the type of people who are never attacked by sharks? If a casual swimmer were attacked all that matters is that they hit the shark. They won’t have the mental composure to think snout versus eyes versus gills. The shark will be thrashing about. The swimmer will be desperate and panicked. Logic and clear thought will go out the window. But let’s be honest: statistically speaking, surfers are most likely to get attacked and that is when they are paddling out. Why? Because when someone lies on their stomach and paddles on a surf board they look like a seal. And surfers know to attack eyes or gills. The same can be said for anyone who makes a living in the water. I want to be very clear: there is no reason to be afraid of sharks. None. It is a baseless fear. Your odds of getting attacked are less than being struck by lighting. And even if attacked the shark is most likely to bite and let go. My point is that your message is a trope. It is an oversimplification. Anyone who spends significant time in the ocean knows to go for eyes/gills. And the advice you condemn is still sound. A non-professional just needs to fight back. That is all that matters and all that can be done. Basis of my knowledge: I spent 15 years as a certified SCUBA instructor, dive master, rescue swimmer, technical diver, etc.
a big shark, like a white shark, will probably only bite you once because humans are bad food, and they put stuff in their mouth to check things out. the problem is, you just got bit by a 5000lbs swimming doom machine, a creature in the habit of body slamming their prey up out of the water, with jaws like a bear trap. there's nothing you can really do but scream for help at that point lol
Crouching (as opposed to prone) raises one's profile in an electrical storm, making one's body a better direct route for the bolt seeking the path of least resistance. A direct hit vs getting shocked is likely the difference between life and death. I think you fail to understand why lightning strikes where it does, and just spewed out something you read on the internet. Bad move.
Actually shouldn't fall asleep in some cases, over stimulation of the parasympathetic system in shock can slow yyour heart and if you stay awake you can put effort into activating that sympathetic response which might keep your heart beating ^.^
OK if you see a shark that means you are having a good day. If it goes below you then uh yea get scared otherwise you fine. Just be as annoying as possible and it'll leave you alone. Sharks don't like us, we are like children bothering litterly anyone who doesn't like kids
I could be wrong but, if someone is having a seizure put them on their side so their head is tilted down so any fluids fucking with their breathing doesn’t suffocate them like the foam in their mouth. This lets all that stuff leak out, clearing their air ways enough for them to breath.
Ok, and even IF bullets were sanitized durring fireing, the bits of cloth they shove into you are not. Still, don't go digging around to get the bullet out.
Why dose he always introduce himself as "the editor and chief of cracked?" It's kinda obnoxious and the fact that the channel died only makes it worse!
Having grown up in Tornado Alley, I can tell you that everyone there knows what to do: go outside and film the tornado on their phone.
True
lmfao
😂😂😂😂😂 Ah yeah, most important advice for everything: get close to film it properly
Brother you are so right. It's like , hey it's a tornado let's get in the pick up and go chase it. Then you have 500 vehicles chase a storm all trying to get the best angle to film from. Son what do you want to be when you grow up? Dad I want to be a crazy storm chaser, so I can pee in my pants when I see a tornado and get a rush. Shalom
I remember when I was a kid before phones everybody would go outside and shine flashlights at the sky LOL nothing much has changed it seems
Drink cactus juice. It'll quench ya! Nothing's quenchier. It's the QUENCHIEST!
I think you've had enough.
Friendly mushroom! Mushy giant friend!
LMAO I love Sokka
Lol oh Sokka XD
XD Last Airbender for life!
So if I get attacked by a shark, the best tactic is to play dead and become a ragdoll? Sounds legit. Considering sharks usually go for injured or dead animals to begin with.
EXACTLY what I was just thinking! They eat license plates, for fricks sake. I haven't seen any of those swimming frantically or punching shark noses recently. 🦈 They're high speed living garbage disposals of the sea.
@@icebearhikes luckily sharks aren't very fond of people so a lot of the times they won't attack because they can't even digest you probably. If a sharks chews your leg off he people won't eat and throw it away. Also how can you play dead on the water? Just drown like wt.
@@icebearhikes I'm pretty sure best thing you can do is try to swim back to shore or something. Im pretty sure nobody is ever going to pretend to be dead under a high stress situation like that
Playing dead to a shark was a sarcastic comment while going on to the second topic.
Playing dead while your leg is being ripped off require some self control.
I think I would rather scream, inhale water, move frantically and drown after a few seconds. Or punch the shark, that would be more badass, but I don't trust myself on this one. I'd probably go for the screaming-dying thing, unless I'm in shallow water 😕
Fun fact: knowing where north is when you are lost, is useless. North of "I don't know where I am" is "I am totally lost".
You can know a relative direction to nearest settlement (e.g. if you went for a walk to the south of the settlement, and somehow got lost, then your best bet is probably to go north.
@@Derael No, it is not.
@@noobFPV it is
@@noobFPV it is; going north you may remember something or got a road that goes to the settlement. Also you know that it is safe. Going any direction may lead to wild predators.
@@cristofervidre8378 It really is not. Interpreting landmarks you are not familiar with is problematic, as your mind will play tricks on you. While you may think you are following what you think is north, you are probably going off course ( as you are already lost, trusting your ability to navigate will get you killed ). You should seek help, but relaying on skills that got you in trouble in the first place, is not smart.
"The single most important part of survival is not dying."
“Ezpz Harry f****d a Weasly”
MIGHT even be the meaning of life
@Han Lockhart if you die, knowing how not to die is useless
But wait, if I play dead in front of a shark, then won't the shark just eat me anyways?
Sharks prefer injured prey and thrive more off movement than other things.
Pepsi's #1 Communist Fan Yes, yes it will
Sharks don't have hands. So they use their mouths to poke things they're curious about. Most shark 'attacks' are just a curious shark wondering what a person is, and they will usually bite once, & then swim off because people are boring.
only scavengers eat already dead prey, because most other predators assume that a corpse that's been left uneaten out in the wilderness died of a disease or poison and so isn't safe to eat.
then it wouldn't have survived long enough to get to the age where it would be dangerous. It would have eaten something poisonous by the time it was older.
Playing dead actually works with predators. Let's say for example you are swimming with your best buddy. A shark joins you guys. You knock out your friend with perfectly aimed punch. You swim away while your friend is "playing" dead to shark.
Classical win-win situation - a shark will get lunch and you will get your best friends widow. I have tried many times and have always worked like charm.
Just how many people have you killed 🤨
NinjaKED12 all of them
Ari Sardar sharks actually don’t like the taste of human flesh that’s why sharks don’t actually keep attacking you after the first bite
While attempting to collect on a life insurance policy with very specific clauses a guy once rubbed himself down in fish chum and jumped overboard to simulate an accidental drawning at sea, and being eaten by shark. Sharks took one bump at him and swam off in disgust . The claim was never filed as he returned to shore smelling of fish and disappointment.
@@carloscortes9378 no it's because of your hard bones.
Lol taste, yeah because the mindless eating machine of the deep cares about taste when they eat bumper plates and cans.
Another tip: if someone wearing a Halloween costume or a hockey mask with a machete is powerwalking behind you, stop looking back and actually pick up your feet when you run. This will help keep you from tripping over flat surfaces. No promises if you're running through the woods though.
Or, and this is the preferable option: shoot them
Cracked fail. You debunked several survival tips but reinforced several other incorrect survival tips
Such as?
I'm curious, not trying to challenge.
In the northern hemisphere the wristwatch trick gives you due South! FFS.
some kinda guy those were 2 different & separate bits of advice. One was that punching a sharks nose during an attack works. The 2nd, separate one is playing dead in an animal attack works. He wasn’t saying to play dead in a shark attack. That would never work because sharks can detect the electromagnetic field that everyone’s body generates & they use that to find their prey. So if you did play dead, the shark would know you were faking it.
@some kinda guy against a large alpha predator like white shark, White Bear or pack of wolf there is only one advice: goodnight!
@@cristofervidre8378 T-pose to assert your dominance, dislocate your jaw to increase mouth size, then use your snake skills to strangle them and eat them whole
Playing dead is a really bad idea, sharks tend to target defenseless prey to conserve energy so playing dead isn't really a good idea, espically if a shark wanted to attack you it won't give you a warning sign. Punching it's nose isn't much better they only gave that advice in navy seal training because they where strong enough but they recommend you to stand your ground first and show no fear.
that is correct but hitting them in the nose does show you are not going down without a fight it does not need to be hard but hard enough to tell them oi fuck of i aint dying without a fight and anyway sharks hate the taste of human
Screaming underwater creates bubbles that will scare the shark away, flipping a shark over using the dorsal fin will put it in a paralysis of sorts and scratching its eyes could anger if or scare it away depending on the species.
Looking like you're not an easy meal is probably your safest if confrontation is impossible to avoid. Sharks aren't territorial and hate getting hurt while hunting. If it isn't starving, just looking like you're more trouble than you're worth is your safest option.
Go for the gills like shove your hands in there and rip what you can
Always go for the eyes and gills if possible
Lightning scars are fucking awesome.
"Lightning Scars" is also a great name for a Heavy Metal band.
+Cracked But oddly enough, not as good as the band name "Die with some F**king Dignity". I don't even like Metal but i'd think about going to that show.
Lichtenberg scars
If you get stabbed and the knife is left in, DON'T TAKE IT OUT.
Unless you can stab the dude who stabbed you, wipe it off, and put it back in the hole. That'll be the last time anyone fucks with you. Ever!
Powered by Stupid Freaking savage 😂
@Powered by Stupid Then you can enjoy your AIDS or Hepatitis C or whatever blood-borne illness the guy who stabbed you and you stabbed back before reintroducing the now-contaminated blade into your own body had
I said "wipe it off"! Gah!.
That is actually very true. Keeping the weapon in prevents you from bleeding out. Also, try to bandage yourself around the weapon to stop any other bleeding. Leave the rest to the professionals.
I live in Vermont, which is a heavily wooded area, and I knew from the first time I heard it that the "Moss grows facing North" thing was nonsense.
It's moss. Moss does not care in which direction it grows.
Hell, most of the time, the moss carpets the forest floor, so it is just facing up.
I live in Sweden and here moss tends to take over most lawns unless you kill it. I mean we have a lot of rain here and its usually not sunny for more than a week at a time, but moss doesn't seem to care about sun that much - its resilient.
Soo about that "Don't go to sleep" thing... I learned to talk with them about something, like their pet, so one can hear easily when the situation gets worse. As examle if they talk they breathe, one thing less to check. If they stop suddenly, check on them, thats not normal.
Exactly, many misfacts for jokes I guess.
there are issues with keeping them awake for longer than necesary the best action would be to ask them for details and relay that to the paramedics when they arrive. Depending on the injury talking could exacerbate it so if they describe an injury like that keep them calm but not talking.
Even if you punch the shark if will be a weak one cause water slows you down
No not really. Unless you're an out of shape slob.
Jeremy Bailey no u
@@jeremybailey262 I mean It really wouldn't matter I your underwater punches were strong or not, cause you would probably be distracted by half your body inside of a living paper shreder
Jonathan Vorontsov he mentioned that
don't punch, make your hand flat instead and go for the eyes
'My condolences being a stupid person isn't going to be any easier without arms' I died
Actually punching a shark in the nose works because it’s really sensitive. In WWII a pilot named Louis Zamperini was stranded in the ocean along with two others and punched a shark in the nose and it worked.
@@ninjaked1265 Actually, it doesn't. But I would love to see you try :)
Uh, that Seizure one... Back in like... grade 3 or 4, we had to do presentations on... stuff, i forget, and some kid did it on Seizures, and his presentation included gems like "put something in their mouth so they don't swallow their tongue" and "Restrain them, hold them so they don't move". and as a Grade 4 Year Old, i knew those were bull, my mom was at the time in college to be a PSW, so she went over this stuff with me, for shits and giggles, i suppose. After the kids presentation i brought up that you SHOULDN'T do that, and just got in trouble from the teacher.
And that always stuck with me, not because i was right, and the other person was wrong, but because what the other person was passing off as the truth was dangerous, and if at least ONE person believed him, it could result in someone dying because someone thought it was a good idea to put ANYTHING in a seizing persons mouth... I may have only been 10 or so years old, but i knew death was bad.
I've had experience with seizures and the best thing to do is to be calm, call 911 and get them away from the furniture and stairs away from them, also don't go towards the person. And yes, toy ate cutest those things that kids said were VERY incorrect
if you're considering offing yourself, i don't think dumb teachers are your primary problem
4th grade teachers are not medical professionals. unless they have special training or experience, they know as much about that stuff as the next guy
So I pull over THEN buckle my seat belt? Ok.
Lmao
My dad buckled up, then pulled over. When the tornado passed he looked like pasta sauce on a pile of sticks. So, yeah. The order matters. But what if I was already buckled in? We need some slo-mo, crash test dummy science NOW!
safety belts are for sissies, fuckem.
get out of the car and show this tornado, who's real natural disaster here.
Pavel Taranov How did that work out for you?
Pavel Taranov lol sounds like you’re saying you’re a mistake
Where I live trees have moss on all sides so I always knew it was a conspiracy
First time i saw that i instantly knew all my theories where right, the earth must be flat.
Well, it's also not moss you're looking for, it's lichen, completely different.
It’s not the they can collapse the overpass. Due to the nature of the structure, the overpass acts as an air pocket, increasing the speed of the winds in that one area significantly and making it much more likely you’ll be impaled by debris.
Robin Laurence you should run for the ditch and lay down in it, the wind goes over the ditches
@@ianbonnar1801 Yeah, staying in your car is not a good plan for a tornado. Get in the ditch or any other low area nearby.
That's right.
There are four reasons a shark will ever attack a human; if it's being territorial, if it's mistaking a human for its natural prey, if it's taste-testing an unfamiliar object, or if it's starving to death. Playing dead won't stop a shark acting on reason number 3.
I don't think sharks know what territorial is. the rest is more or less true
Keznen staying still will help avoid it noticing you though. It sees you moving and swimming it’ll think you’re running cause you’re it’s natural prey.
Sugar Spice Humans aren’t sharks natural prey. Sure, many larger sharks feed on mammals, for instance the Great White, but humans are too bony. Sharks prefer blubbery animals, as they offer more meat and protein. Often, sharks will either attack because of territory. For instance, if a female great white is giving birth in the area, males are known to defend them. They are also often curious animals. Many shark bites are from test bites, and after the shark realized we’re not the food it was looking for, swim off.
Yeah, was going to say the same thing. Sharks are deconstructions, they're basically big garbage disposals, which is why blood attracts them. If something is dead or dying, they want a piece of it. Playing dead will just let the shark know they have a free meal.
Sharks eat dead animals though.
That bullet removal one. So, so annoying. So, so pervasive. And in the movies, not only does bullet removal get the gunshot victim on the road to recovery... it blitzes them straight to recovery so that by the next scene everyone has forgotten about that bullet wound.
Yeah that and when people instantly die in movies from a gunshot/stab in the stomach. There are no vital organs or major arteries in that area, you can survive for a couple of days. You can even survive for hours after being eviscerated (that’s when you have your entrails hanging out of your body)
Not to mention the bullet is always dropped in the same stupid metal pan...
@@TreyBattles of course you can die from being shot in the belly area. If your stomach is ruptured, the stomach acid will poison you. Same with the liquid in your pancreas, kidneys, and any other organ in that region that houses liquids. Lets not forget that the bullet can travel to other areas of your body once inside, you could get shot in the belly and it hits your heart.
Without medical attention, no way you survive 2 days.
squalltheonly I didn’t say that you wouldn’t die, I just said you wouldn’t die instantaneously. It’s also pretty rare for a bullet to hit your abdomen and then your heart. It’s nothing but soft organs in that area, so bullets usually go right through. Knives or swords are just bullshit in movies, someone is stab and then die minutes later after some long drawn out death speech. That’s just not how it works.
squalltheonly I mean, if you have some experience or knowledge that surpasses my own, then I’ll concede. I doubt it though.
Popular survival tips that will get you killed... Play dead. Yeah, don't do that. Unless you're into Vore, in which case play dead. You're dreams are about to come true.
Blue Dragon yep especially with sharks they dont like a challenge so the easier you make it the more likely they are to kill you.
In the case of sharks, don't you just need to not panic so you don't seem like prey, anyway? Just slowly leave like it's a bad party.
NarnianMudkip i heard 20 or 30 species of em think we as they prey and other is curious about us , and when they curious , they bite , so maybe the best way is never get to any shark teritories unless u want to try all those tricks 0.o
NarnianMudkip Yea, no. Shark will still eat you since sharks can sense your heart beating.
Play dead...with a SHARK...that has no problem eating things that are already dead...
Right.
Doorways ARE a good place to stand during an earthquake. But they have to be the European brick load-bearing ones.
American doorways are paper wafers attached to sticks with kid's glue
I am an American and I can confirm this. 😆
So true
@@Gamer_Mama_0611 I'm a construction worker and I agree. Our homes are built like paper mache
Let’s say you’re standing in a doorway during an earthquake, as soon as the door starts shaking your fingers are gone. Can confirm, my teacher lived in Japan for 11 years and has experienced the 2011 earthquake in Japan.
True
"Easy peasy harry f*cked a weasly" I literally DIED😂
i almost peed..........OH wait I did
How did you survive your death
Sameee
THANK YOU FOR THE SEIZURE INFO i have seizures and im tired of waking up from a seizure to strangers trying to stick things like wallets into my mouth; im not kidding thanks again :)
Next time bite the wallet and keep it
Actually if you don't want to lose your tongue you better like wallets being stuffed to your mouth.
Jude's Crafted Mind , I have epilepsy too. I almost bit a guy's fingers off, because he was trying to stop my jaw from closing.
Samantha Peters He was trying to stop you from biting your tongue off.
I've been an epileptic for 9 years and when ever someone claims you can bite your tongue off they can go fuck themselves because they know nothing epilepsy. All because you've watched a few bullshit movie doesn't make you a specialist in epilepsy. What the true danger of having a seizure is your brain hitting the floor causing brain damage. If you see someone having a seizure you place the on the side and lift his head up and call 911.
playing dead with a shark makes you look like an easy meal, bad bad very bad advise
Chef Boyardee If you ser a shark nearby you are better off playing Dead than swimming with all vivacity.
Dudes! Dudes, dudes.. Ya play dead because there's nothing else you can fuckin do. I mean, unless you can swim faster than a fucken shark. So yeah, you play dead. And if the thing chomps you, then you go for the eyes and hope for the best. Generally, I think it mostly depends on the shark at that point. xD
Epilepsy fail lmao The concern about swallowing our tongues stems from the event of some of us clamping down while we seize and then letting go, in which case there is a small possibility that we'll bite off and choke on a tongue fragment. True, never stick anything in a seizing person's mouth, however, some advice to roll us onto our sides if possible.
All those ppl who don't know anything about seizures boggle my mind..
You still mustn't interact with a person who has a seizure. While the attack happens, put away sharp objects like tables or chairs. Take care that the person is not in danger getting on a road. Also call an ambulance WHILE he has a seizure. When the seizure ends its your time to take action. It is simply to dangerous interact with a person who has a seizure.
you right but a thing you should do is put your hand under their head or something soft so that it does not cause them damage to the brain or spine
Stefan Huber finally someone else who has basic medical knowledge
Flexy Boi you're telling me you've never accidentally smashed you're foot on the corners of tables or chairs?
Stefan Huber you should actually avoid touching a seizure victim as much as possible. The nerve stimulation can worsen/prolong the seizure. Once you make sure the environment is safe for them, stay away unless instructed otherwise by 911.
@Tina Yael Severinovna M. was this meant for Cynthia Price?
personally when a shark attacks me i try and hurt it emotionally, much easier to do.
Wtf
On the subject of seizures, you should try to turn them on their side if possible so they do not choke on their vomit.
A mu more reliable rule of thumb is that the sun always rises in the east and sets in the west. As long as the sun is visible and it's morning or afternoon, you're set.
Except it's only truly accurate if you happen to be lost on one of two specific days of the year, it can vary by quite a large margin (there's a 90 degree difference between June and December!). Better off waiting for Orion's belt to rise (the first star of the belt over the horizon is always within 1 degree of east) though that means waiting until the stars are out when you may as well follow Polaris (from which you can also calculate your latitude so you know how much further north you need to go).
Lord Cottington
The best advice is stay where you are. Search parties, i. e. the guys who didn't get lost because of trees, have a much easier time finding a non-moving target. Building a fire, playing loud music (or singing, the more off-key the better), and generally turning your problem into an impromptu camping chill session is a surefire way to get saved. For bonus points, try to get caught skinny dipping when your found.
Lord Cottington Generally sure. But I hope you & everyone else realizes the sun doesn't rise in the true east or set at true west. In fact where it rises on the horizon changes minutely every day. That's related to why we have seasons. Also at some times of the year depending on if you are far enough north or south it won't set or rise at all for months out of the year.
Actually, the best is using a whistle.
**Blows whistle for dayyss**
*stares at sun* Oh great now I'm lost and blind!
Venom, not poison
Casey P venom is poison but it was a great try !!!
Tahv Mason well there is a difference, there are poisonous animals, if you eat it then you will die, venomous animals will kill you only if it bites you or stinged etc. But venomous animals can be eaten
You can drink venom (as long as you don't have any internal wounds) and it won't affect you
no the video is right, u can suck out venom, * highly not recommended* because it has to get into your blood to do harm, sucking out poison on the other hand, and your both dead now probably.
How's that?
*Better Than The Moss Survival Tip:*
_The Sun will always appear over the horizon in East, and sets in the West. Work your way from there, and you'll know what's North and what's South._
Also, don't fucking pee on jellyfish stings. It does nothing good, it's awkward for both parties, and it's plain gross. (tip courtesy of Hank Green)
i have a lot of experience with epileptic seizures. please do not put amything in the mouth if a person having a seizure. they will bite it.
i have seen a man bite clean through a leather wallet and almost choke to death during a seizure.
if you put you fingers in their mouth they will bite you hard enough to break skin if not take a digit off.
Have fun lying down in a plummeting elevator. the weightlessness of freefall won't get in the way one bit.
hahaha i don't think they even realized that point,,, good one
you fall at the same speed because you both have the same acceleration, basic physics man. the main hindrance to this is trying to lie down in time before it hits the ground. their point is still valid spread your mass over as much surface area as possible.
The elevator will be braked somewhat by cables unwinding, hitting the walls, etc.
Also: the surface area isn't the only thing that affects the damage on impact. Time taken to apply the force matters too. So, while lying flat the bone-crunching force will be applied directly to your skull sitting right on the floor, and if standing, some of that force is spread out over both time and to less vital parts of your body.
Yup, and noone has ever died from massive shock like that of having half their body crushed because all of the force of the fall is concentrated on a single point.
If your spread out its only the weight of your head hitting the ground since its a separate point on the body with no weight around it. They actually got that one right. And heck if you're trying to avoid the head damage, lay on your stomach with your arms covering your face to cushion it, but for god sake don't stand up.
As someone who was an EMT for a time diaphibulator paddles are definitely NOT just for those with a still beating erratic heartbeat. And it's frankly irresponsible and dangerous to instruct people against using them in a CPR life or death situation. If you ever find yourself in a cardiac emergency type situation first call or have someone call 911 then proceed with proper CPR protical while someone else retrieves the diaphibulator (assuming you are some place that has one) then follow the instructions included and continue CPR until EMTs fire and or paramedics arrive.
I think I get the point that they were trying to make, that defibrillation is for people who do still have a cardiac rhythm i.e. ventricular tachycardia or fibrillation as opposed to those who are in asystole/flatline with no electrical activity in the heart at all. However, I agree that this was not explained properly at all to the lay people who are the vast, vast majority who are viewing this, and who are most not past the idea of no pulse = no heart rhythm. Patients without a pulse are the only ones who (may) need defibrillation in the field like this, and people should never be discouraged from applying a defibrillator to them if available! Defibrillators available in public places are all automated and will not shock a patient who does not have a rhythm that could benefit from it. So folks, if someone hits the ground and there's an AED around, hook 'em the hell up and do what it tells you!
Wait isn't it cpr first and then ask someone to call 911 or call yourself? Earlier you start cpr the higher changes of survival right?
The longer it passes before a person received first aid the less chance they have of surviving. I think it is one minute-ten percent stuff. But from what I heard, it is illegal in America, people can sue you if you, for an example, break their ribs during crp. Which is stupid because that is a pretty common thing to happen. But when you are doing cpr (heart massages, mouth to mouth breathing) and there is no one to call the ambulance for you, dial the number, hook your phone between your shoulder and ear or put it on speakerphone and set it aside and give cpr while you wait- cpr can go for a long while and sometimes it takes a bit until someone answers your call.
I have heard that, and I believe it to be true. In Canada we have laws that protect people who are genuinely trying to help, even if they break a rib or cause other damage. Because some aid is better than no aid in the vast majority of situations.
But ya, like stefan said, call first and if you're able do it while doing CPR. CPR usually won't save somebodies life on its own, they'll need that rescue team, so call first then work on CPR. If you do CPR first, you're just wasting time because no professional is on their way to actual revive the person.
Is there no written test for EMTs?
6:42 it's a giant! MUSHROOM!
*MAYBE ITS FRIENDLY!!*
Visiting California I was shocked to see my friend dive under keyboard of upright piano when earthquake tremors rumbled. I was lost. Piano was moving any bigger tremors shed be crushed. Me i stood middle of room with mouth hanging open wondering what was going on.
Thank you for including seizures some caveats if aTonic Clonic (formerly called Grand Mal) seizure has started the jaw is shut sticking hard things in the mouth will break teeth and probably the jaw. Best first aid, roll them on their side, make sure they aren't near anything dangerous, and place a jacket under their head.
don't fearmonger, and if you go surfing, make sure the pattern on the suit and board makes you look un-seal-ly ;)
I wear a digital watch.😐 but I'm pretty sure that knowing which direction I'm heading in while lost, is the least of my worries!🐢
ToyTube TVT
Eh you can just walk in one direction and you'll come across something soon enough. Just be careful to account for your legs not being the same length. If you don't and you walk in a straight line you'll be walking in a giant circle.
"keep your pulse low while walking to the ER" Em, how? When Im walking to the ER for ANY reason my pulse is gonna be as high as it can.
And most likely an ER will be close by...
Dude playing dead to a shark is just a free meal to a shark
Sharks don’t usually eat people, they tend to bite people to see what they are.
@@billyallen4228
Like my niece and vegetables 😂
if these will get me killed I'm doing all of them
Grunge Gopher 67
G'bye.
Grunge Gopher 67+ And all it took was a Cracked vid? Bruh.. xD
snakes have venom not poison. so consuming it wouldn't harm you. that's the difference between poison and venom
Robb Wallace if you bite it and it kills you, it's poisonous. if it bites you and you die, it's venomous
What if I bite it and it comes back to life?
Then you're into BDSM.
Robb Wallace that's incorrect.
Yeah but nearly everyone will have some sort of wound in the mouth like a cut in your cheeks or gums
@8:45 Swallowing your tongue is definitely possible. People die every year swallowing their tongue playing football (soccer).
You have some skin underneath that thing that keeps it attached you your lower jaw. Also, how do they not just pull it out? It's not like it's three feet long and automatically lands in your stomach IF you were to swallow it.
Also also, that thing is thick as fuck, basically touching all of your throat so your vagus nerve would be activated which would lead you to gag.
So yeah, still bullshit
Aqua Li it’s a term for your airways getting blocked :)
People say to do that so they don't bite their tongue off...
Possible, no arguments on that, but it's still better to put everything around away from them, less dangerous for you and they can't break a bone if they can't hit it.
People may call it that, and I've seen people who fish around the mouth with their fingers for the tongue, but the fact is that the whole tongue (not just the tentacle-y part most people think of as the tongue), the root/base of the tongue, when a person is knocked unconscious, simply relaxes and "falls" back, contacting the back of the pharynx, blocking the air way. The proper thing to do is either to turn the person on their side, making the gravity do the job of removing the tongue, or to tilt their head backwards, changing the geometry of the pharynx, usually opening the air way. In some cases where a person has a "weak chin", it is also suggested that their jaw is protruded, by pushing on the angles of the jaw.
When someone is having a seizure you lay them on their side.
"it's not safe to hide under door frames" in America and places that use artificial materal for building...
America really does build shitty houses. Under the door is the way to go in case you can't go to stay at a staircase
‘Gravity will scream Jenga!” I can’t even........ lmfao🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
For the last one, create condensation in a bucket or something. That will create drinkable water.
From the air ? A few drops a day maybe ...
Won't work in a desert: the whole point of a desert (in most cases) is that it's really freaking dry.
Condensation won't give enough to live.
It's a good thing I remembered my lucky bucket before I got lost in the desert.
Might not work in really dry places, such as deserts. If you're stuck in the middle of a hot desert, try not to travel during the day as it can get really hot. Also, KEEP ALL YOUR CLOTHING ON. That reduces the amount of sweating you do.
Youri Khan you purify the sea water by using condensation
"Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow" - Frank Zappa
You seem to be confusing venom and poison Cracked writers.
only hope you have with a shark is to hop on its back. and hold on til that bronco is busted. now you have a pet shark.
Theres moss on the other side of this thang!
Saw that coming.
Bliggity diggity snigz
+Andrew Dressler sure
7:44 actually if you found someone dying(assuming you didn't witness the event) it would be in your best interest to make sure he/she stays conscious so that the peramedics can find out what happened
or you know, ask them and relay that to the paramedics. I came across a bicycler who had been nicked by a car and fell on her wrist, shoulder and then a slight bonk on the head. I know because I stopped a bunch of idiots from moving her and asked her. when the medics arrived they said I did what everyone should do when I told them what she said.
Coke head? Yes.
Shame filled? No.
Aggressive Banana get help
7:53
Clarification: defibrillators STOP the heart. They may allow the heart to resume its natural rhythm, but it doesn't just magically take an erratic heartbeat and replace it with a normal one without the flatline.
From a medical standpoint and education in combat medicine, we try to keep trauma patients awake to prevent them from going unconscious and succumbing to shock. It's also easier to measure their mental status and whether or not it deteriorates if you can keep them with it and talking to you as long as possible. Theres also a lot of extra factors you have to worry about if they do become unconscious like aspiration for example.
SCREAMEDDDDD when you showed Bill Cosby 💀😩😂🤣😭 NOOOO!
The moss thing isn't that stupid, you just have to be aware, that those are tendencies... also you can see the impact on trees on the weather heavy side.
The reason why people say stay awake is because is a lot harder to help them when their passed out.. I don’t know all the reasons but do not sleep if your shot and or heavily wounded
I mean......looking at shark attacks survivals......they hit their nose, eye, or gills....playing dead is the one with the biggest risk
Can someone give the list of the 6 tips to me? I dont wanna watch the video
“I’m having a seizure! Put a wallet in my mouth!”
And put the contents in my pocket, too :D
You can totally choke on your own tounge, thats why we position uncounscious people on their sides. basic first aid dude.
Playing dead is even _worse_ . It'll still eat you, no matter what. It gives the predator an advantage so it can eat you easily without struggle. And, note that maybe you can just go into a shelter whenever lightning strikes, and not be out in the open..? Unless, of course, there is no shelter near. I'm writing this while watching, and I thing that why people put cloth or a towel in someone's mouth during a seizure is to keep them from possibly severing their tongue because of their teeth clenching down at such force. Actually, just don't touch them at all, please. It can hurt you and the person having a seizure.
Thrashing around and swimming erratically would be more likely to get the sharks attention
Screaming underwater creates bubbles that will scare the shark away, flipping a shark over using the dorsal fin will put it in a paralysis of sorts and scratching its eyes could anger if or scare it away depending on the species.Great whites are extremely dangerous and it is best to either get somewhere safe or have some way to fight back like something sharp. Also remember they are extremely fast and are used to jumping out of the water to eat seals, so make sure to stand away from any edges after an encounter. If you are already in its grip, go for the eyes, not the nose. Sharks eyes get covered when the attack for protection and getting the eye will scare them and possibly blind and confuse them, giving you time to get away, or covering or clawing at their gills stops them or effects their breathing, whereas punching them in the nose do have an effect but its hardly enough to stun them like other sharks. There was a video I saw about it I will find it :)
www.discovery.com/tv-shows/shark-week/videos/how-to-turn-a-shark-into-a-zombie
I cant seem to find the great white clip but In the same show he trys to stimulate the nose by punching ina d rubbing it but it does not work.
Yeh I'd challenge this idiot to try playing dead with an Australian crocodile
playing dead against a shark won't work...
they WILL eat you anyway
I had lightning strike nearby me when I was getting out of a car. It hit a Transformer 70 feet away from me. The sound and boom was noticeable and you involuntarily react to... yet in movies they just stand there like nothing happened. I actually felt the sonic wave hit me and I was mostly in my car and only had one foot on the ground.
Honestly, I don't think lying flat on the elevator floor would help ease the impact to your body once it comes into contact with the ground. Being vertical might cause debilitating injuries to your legs and spine but will prolly give your head and heart a better chance to not get the full force of the impact. (I'm not a medical expert though)
Curious Private yeah but put your hands on the back of your head
Elevators don’t fall down they “fall” up when they fail. Most elevators uses 6 metal cords each of which is strong enough to support a full elevator car. All six failing is almost impossible. Elevators us counterweights to bring you back up. Unfortunately if the bakes fail the elevator shoots straight up and will collapse like a soda can. Enjoy
I did not know this. Thank you.
No because due to the relative velocity you will not be able to stay on the ground and also Friction is directly proportional to the surface area and pressure is inversely so chose what you want to increase.
I agree, if you fall down you should land on your feet and maybe your hands too, not flat on your face
So you're saying that Slavs are lightning proof?
VENOM not POISON...
Why is this not the top comment.. A video debunking myths and they don't even know that venom needs to enter the blood stream to effect you. Lost all credibility after that point.
Being lost tip: find a river and follow it
For someone who lived in tornado alley I’ve never seen a tornado.
Lol about the last one, except that mexican dude did survive for 440 something days in his boat by drinking his own pee as well as other things.
Maybe he could have survived with some fucking dignity.
The Hungry Orphan if you're at sea drink the water
CD 2409
If it's saltwater it will kill you quicker. Your body won't be able to filter out all the salt.
Also, the other things is what saved him here. At best the pee drinking was a waste of his body's energy, at worst it was forcing his salt levels to stay dangerously high.
HertzyandEunice chicken soup has a higher sodium content than your average litre of sea water
try only drinking chicken soup or sea water, see how long you last
I thought putting something in a seizure victim's mouth was to prevent them from biting their tongue off, not to keep them from swallowing it.
You still mustn't interact with a person who has a seizure. While the attack happens, put away sharp objects like tables or chairs. Take care that the person is not in danger getting on a road. Also call an ambulance WHILE he has a seizure. When the seizure ends its your time to take action. It is simply to dangerous interact with a person who has a seizure.
You can certainly "interact" with them, just don't fight against their spasms or go anywhere near their mouth. If you need to, move them to safety like Stefan said, but otherwise just stick a pillow under their neck if their thrashing their head around a lot and wait for it to ride out. Also, you only really need to call an ambulance if its their first time having a seizure(if thats unknown assume it is), if it last longer than a few minutes, or if they have more than 1 seizure in a short span. Many people live day to day having an occasional seizure and then going back to their normal routine.
Oh, and after the seizure, they're going to be really tired so expect that and don't be afraid to let them rest.(unless the seizure was brought on by some sort of brain trauma.... because they should have been in the hospital twenty minutes ago if thats the case)
At 2:57, the halfway point between sun and twelve is due SOUTH - unless you are in the "southern hemisphere" (like the equator in January).
Test advice before you need it.
Playing dead will just make an easy meal for the shark! Don't do it.
No you don't put anything in their mouth. You keep them from falling or banging into anything that could hurt them, and ride it out.
"Swallowing their tongue" is in reference to when a TBI has rendered a patient unconscious to the point their subconscious is unable to keep their tongue from blocking their throat. For this you would simply do a "head tilt chin lift" or if spinal injury is suspected, a "jaw thrust" is used.
never force body parts in a seizure they will easyly overpower you unless your really muscular if you force the body to do things it will only make it worse best thing is to put a soft object under their head
DocFeelGood4 doing either of your choices would also probably result in a broken jaw or neck injury
Drinking my own urine saved both me and my son's life when my truck broke down in Arizona.
The Tremendous yes sir
That was a long 45 minutes wasn't it
Yeah this video does more harm than good.
Ivan Lugo Actually pee is really pure, mostly water with excess vitamins and salts, totally safe to drink in emergency situations and can give you extra time to live. It isn't like shit, it gets filtered.
Ya, I commented calling him out for that one. You only have 3 days without water, if you can increase that duration by any amount by drinking your own piss and recycling what you have then fucking do it.
Speaking as a mariner trained in offshore survival, good on ya bud.
Check your infos. Yes, tongue can't be really swallowed, BUT what people actually mean by that is that they can unvolontarely turn it backwards in their mouth and block the air passage. And that's why you SHOULD use a spoon to help them, but only if they do suffocate.
You still mustn't interact with a person who has a seizure. While the attack happens, put away sharp objects like tables or chairs. Take care that the person is not in danger getting on a road. Also call an ambulance WHILE he has a seizure. When the seizure ends its your time to take action. It is simply to dangerous interact with a person who has a seizure.
But. Laying on the ground in an elevator would be nearly impossible because you’re in free fall so... no.
Sounds hard to do..
They taught us that moss thing in SCHOOL, when we studied Harriet Tubman. I field tested it and called b.s. when I was 11, and everyone said, "Uh, Mary! Mary is just weird. Why does she have to be so difficult??" @$$ holes.
last time I was this early...
America still had a hope of surving the next presidential term D:
You can just go into an open field in a earthquake nothing will fall on you
Or just fly away in an aircraft. Unfortunately for me, I've never been adjacent to an open field, or had access to a flying vehicle during the earthquakes I've lived through.
I went into the local furniture store and starting jumping on tables... yeah I’m not allowed in there anymore especially after being told we don’t have earthquakes here 🤔😔
Idk how to tell you to survive a shark attack but what I can tell you is... playing dead is a SURE WAY NOT TO SURVIVE IT.
As an epileptic thank you for the seizure fact.
belfasterd the Wallet in the mouth is meant to stop the person from biting off their own tongue, and is actually an important thing to do
No. Putting ANYTHING in the mouth of someone having a seizure is very dangerous because it could make them choke. You can ask any doctor, talk to an epilepsy awareness program they will all tell you that you should not put anything in their mouth.
Do. fucking. not. touch a persons mouth during a seizure. You can straight up break or dislocate a persons jaw by doing that, a persons tongue can heal if they bite it and they're very unlikely to bite it clean off or anything crazy like that.
And on top of that, where do you get off telling an epileptic how seizure support works? lol.
I've been an epileptic for 9 years and when ever someone claims you can bite your tongue off they can go fuck themselves because they know nothing about epilepsy. All because you've watched a few bullshit movie doesn't make you a specialist in epilepsy. What the true danger of having a seizure is your brain hitting the floor causing brain damage. If you see someone having a seizure you place him/her on the side and lift his head up and call 911.
Your condemnation of hitting a shark in the snout is a gross oversimplification.
While it is true that one should hit the eyes or gills, the snout advice is commonly given to recreation swimmers. As in summer vacation swimmers. You know, the type of people who are never attacked by sharks? If a casual swimmer were attacked all that matters is that they hit the shark. They won’t have the mental composure to think snout versus eyes versus gills. The shark will be thrashing about. The swimmer will be desperate and panicked. Logic and clear thought will go out the window.
But let’s be honest: statistically speaking, surfers are most likely to get attacked and that is when they are paddling out. Why? Because when someone lies on their stomach and paddles on a surf board they look like a seal. And surfers know to attack eyes or gills. The same can be said for anyone who makes a living in the water.
I want to be very clear: there is no reason to be afraid of sharks. None. It is a baseless fear. Your odds of getting attacked are less than being struck by lighting. And even if attacked the shark is most likely to bite and let go.
My point is that your message is a trope. It is an oversimplification. Anyone who spends significant time in the ocean knows to go for eyes/gills. And the advice you condemn is still sound. A non-professional just needs to fight back. That is all that matters and all that can be done.
Basis of my knowledge:
I spent 15 years as a certified SCUBA instructor, dive master, rescue swimmer, technical diver, etc.
Playing dead was sarcastic! Guys he said go for yhe eyes. That's what the answer was.
a big shark, like a white shark, will probably only bite you once because humans are bad food, and they put stuff in their mouth to check things out. the problem is, you just got bit by a 5000lbs swimming doom machine, a creature in the habit of body slamming their prey up out of the water, with jaws like a bear trap. there's nothing you can really do but scream for help at that point lol
Crouching (as opposed to prone) raises one's profile in an electrical storm, making one's body a better direct route for the bolt seeking the path of least resistance. A direct hit vs getting shocked is likely the difference between life and death. I think you fail to understand why lightning strikes where it does, and just spewed out something you read on the internet. Bad move.
Actually shouldn't fall asleep in some cases, over stimulation of the parasympathetic system in shock can slow yyour heart and if you stay awake you can put effort into activating that sympathetic response which might keep your heart beating ^.^
OK if you see a shark that means you are having a good day. If it goes below you then uh yea get scared otherwise you fine. Just be as annoying as possible and it'll leave you alone. Sharks don't like us, we are like children bothering litterly anyone who doesn't like kids
Actually you can drink your pee 4 Times max
I could be wrong but, if someone is having a seizure put them on their side so their head is tilted down so any fluids fucking with their breathing doesn’t suffocate them like the foam in their mouth. This lets all that stuff leak out, clearing their air ways enough for them to breath.
Ok, and even IF bullets were sanitized durring fireing, the bits of cloth they shove into you are not.
Still, don't go digging around to get the bullet out.
Why dose he always introduce himself as "the editor and chief of cracked?" It's kinda obnoxious and the fact that the channel died only makes it worse!
Head injuries need to be kept awake though. Don't let people with concussion fall asleep it's bad for their brains.