That's possible, I've been to New York 10X more than Boston. Plus the Yorkers think my state is like happy fun getaway land from the turmoil of the city. It's not, it's a money/sugar coated whites of west VA in most areas. But rarely do I see them "playin kads in the Kah in the pahkin lot" around here lol ;)
El Bazrington Yeah im Aussie, and I totally agree. The continent is mostly desert, although you will find pretty much every terrain on earth here, it even snows during winter in certain parts. And theres an area in Tasmania where they get snow all year round, although of course you dont get huge amounts of it in the summer.
Yeah, the rest of this was largely fair, but I totally get the dude being excited about the river. He happened to luck out to be there at the precise moment it came back to life, that's a pretty cool thing to get to witness and capture on film. Dude had a right to be psyched.
yea , my old man told me about being in California when he saw the same thing, and it actually is a rare opportunity, so I get that excitement for sure
Fay pony I'm from Missouri, and you're not wrong. The amount of meth there is part of the reason I moved. but I just so happen to live in Panama City now, and as much meth was in Missouri, the SAME EXACT amount in the entire state is here in pcfl.
Amanda Jones-Blocker I'm also a transplant from Missouri, living in Florida. I'm starting to think that its almost impossible to get away from tweakers at this point.
To be fair to the chick in the water, large objects under the water are terrifying. It's actually a fairly well studied psychological phenomenon. Even if it is just a large rock or something like a barrel, if it is deep down in the water and you can see it, it seems really scary.
Feeling something brush against your leg in an opaque lake is terrifying. Especially when you're near a cove (snakes) and alligators have been found in the water before.
Double Rainbow Guy was on Tosh a few years ago, and he actually was not on drugs. Says he doesn't do drugs. I actually believe him, too. He just seems like a genuine weirdo.
As an Australian, I can sympathise with that blokes enthusiasm at the sight of a barren river coming to life, as he clearly lives in the outback and Australia has suffering a drought for some 22 odd years
I know, right? Sometimes they make jokes about breaking the bleeping machine, but it looks like they really did in this video. The last bleep happens a little late, and that's that! Congratulations, cracked.
All Cracked videos have this weird inconsistency. It is like they are trying really hard to make these videos safer for work, but the deadline comes up and they upload without making sure they finished censoring it, making the whole endeavor moot.
I had no idea trainspotting was such a thrilling hobby. I should try it myself, if I can possibly stay awake. And yeah, the river thing? That was a dry river flowing for the first time during the wet season in what is, to all appearances, a very dry part of Australia. Managing to catch that first trickle in the riverbed _is_ kind of special.
Back here in 2016 the Internet hadn't quite yet discovered that extreme fascination with trains can be a sign of autism, which I would venture to say that that man is certainly a representative of demographically. I once heard a train conductor refer to these people as FTNs, which was their little industry term for Fuckin' Train Nuts. (They have a negative connotation because they endanger themselves sometimes as they fascinate over the trains.) also while I'm back here in this year, please stop COVID-19 from happening if you can. if you can't, no biggie, thanks for trying
You guys ruined "Finding Dory" for us. We were watching the cartoon at home when all of a sudden a sunfish comes up on the screen and instantly me and my kids just burst out with "What the hell is that???" Wife still trying to understand what happened.
The rooster one was interesting because the guy was holding the rooster very calmly and then just lost his shit, but the manatee one was understandable because anything big in the water is kinda scary.
And I'm willing to bet Jay is his dog. I talk to Emma just like that, and my neighbors think I'm dangerously insane even though she's my 12 y/o Golden Retriever...
I once was at the Columbus zoo (or Cincinnati, it's been a while) where they had a massive manatee exhibit. Last time I was there however there was this one kid, just absolutely bawling his eyes out with the ferocity that would have child services running to investigate. Why? Because apparently he considered the manatee to be far too ugly to comprehend and just couldn't handle it.
Sometimes, when your local river hasn't had any water in it for the past 5 or so years, and you manage to film the water returning to it, you might get a little excited. It kind of means things like your town isn't going to be abandoned because it hasn't rained in over a decade and you might be able to pay your bills this year because your farm might actually be able to support crops and animals without having water and food trucked in and relying on government support.
they sound whacked out of thah goowd, but hey if I saw an ocean sunfish and didn't know they existed I'd probably wonder what sort of weird alien freak it is
Yeah, there's not a goddamn chance they got that thing in the boat. Moa Moa can weigh up to two tons. And if he did manage to get it in, and hoped to eat it, hahahaha oh man are they in for a disappointment when they open it up and find literally every piece of meat in that thing is infested with worms and other parasites. Not a good life, being a Moa Moa.
How much happier would we be if we got this excited about weird stuff, though? I remember sort of flipping out because I was 18 and Tommy Glavine waved at me when I was waving to him as he was leaving the field from practice right before a game at the old Vet Stadium in Philly. Wish I could be that happy more often!
ok, the river guy is justified in being excited and the girl in the water with the manatee …I don’t know about you guys but I am not well versed on manatee attacks but something that big that close to me that I don’t know if it attacks things then hell yeah I am freaking the hell out.
Then you would logically move away from it and back onto the boat, not scream like an infant and then proceed to declare that you're going to touch it.
@@if7723 It was between her and the boat, maybe once she realized she wasn't so much scared as a little skiddish as you would be with a wild animal that large. They are docile, but I aint trying to swim with em.
My dad is 68 years old and acts like a little kid when rare trains pass through town. He can't drive so my mom usually takes him but occasionally I'll take him. My dad is a good but odd man who has never shown much happiness but when a goofy train comes through town he acts like a 6 year old boy. Pretty cool actually lol
As someone who can't seem to feel excitement about anything, I'm just jealous of these people. I wish I could feel like the luckiest person on earth because I'm looking at a river
+r h I don't think you know the difference between lowering your standards and not taking everything so seriously every once in awhile. You know, just enjoying life.
Didjoo watch the video? Didjoo see that shit? Didjoo look at that fuckin shit? It's like hurt or somtin. Did you see that fuckin shit? Dey need to get some yoots out dere and show dem that fuckin shit. I can't believe dey aint seen dat fuckin shit yet. Didjoo see that fuckin shit? Hey , you aint Jay, what de fuck am I tawkin ta you for? Wheah de fuck is Jay? He's gotta see dat fuckin shit.
Considering some of the ridiculously drought ridden areas down here a guy being so stupidly over excited at a river starting to flow once again after who knows how long is kind of understandable.
defiantly? against all odds, eh? wow. Who is trying to force him to be someone else? Who are they trying to make him be? Why is he so hell bent to be Joe Pesci?
Seeing a running river that was previous dried up and now being revived would be a pretty cool sight honestly. This shouldn't be on the list (In my opinion). And seeing a fish like that for the first time.... I would have probably reacted the same at least to a degree 😂
Man, these videos are so good I sometimes forget that Jack O'Brien is literally the guy who sold Cracked to a media giant that sucked the cash out of it before permanently dissolving it...
Mahatma Kane Jeeves Ok, so objectively speaking NO ONE outside of Boston likes the Boston accent. Every other accent in the world has its endearing qualities that outsiders either love, enjoy or comment on its interesting peculiarities. The Boston accent is probably the only American accent that is completely devoid of charm. Its like Filipino cuisine. Only the natives will like it, and the world simply disagrees.
That last one took the biscuit! lmao people are truly incredible! Couldn't invent a human that exciting if I tried...never a boring moment with that guy.
I wonder if Jay looked at that fucking thing
haegh
The guy was actually alone on the boat
Plot twist: Jay was the fucking thing
Jay was fucking the thing.
Wermhats Wormhat With a "I really hate that I'm here right now" face XD
1 What is this?
2 It's hurt and needs help.
3 Fuck it. Let's eat it.
I though one would be "Look at that thing!" As he said it more than anything else.
Yeah that fuckin guy brought me to tears. Yorkers, they'll never change.
+Clark Feeley Sounded like he coulda bin from Bahstin :-D
That's possible, I've been to New York 10X more than Boston. Plus the Yorkers think my state is like happy fun getaway land from the turmoil of the city. It's not, it's a money/sugar coated whites of west VA in most areas. But rarely do I see them "playin kads in the Kah in the pahkin lot" around here lol ;)
That is a definite Boston accent.
Jay really needs to look at that fucking thing!
What is that fuckin thing?!?
Thats a tuna bro!
Danny Devito meets Peter Griffin.
nailed it. :)
*Fished it.
"Jay that is still good meat on that fucking fish kid, am I lying?"
Paul Stastny are you forgetting the fact that that conflicts with his “ jay, man we gotta help this thing!!!~£~£??
well it is a tuna bro
Bro Pesci
When the train guy says "I've been having a rough week", I just.. I get it man.
IT'S HURT! WE GOTTA HELP THAT THING! THERE'S A LOT OF FUCKIN' MEAT ON THAT THING, JAY..LET'S FUCKIN' HOOK IT!
Hey, kid, that fish is dyin'! Jay, look, that fuckin' thing is sick!
Let's eat it, bro!
...get me out of Massachusetts...
lmao, thanks buds
+Kerri Sepulveda de las fotos
+Kerri Sepulveda lol true
he is a perfect example of why schooling is important
I dont think the guy excited about the water was an overreaction. He witnessed a dry river bed come back to life... Thats really freaking cool
I was thinking the same thing.
Especially on a desert continent. It is freaking cool.
El Bazrington Yeah im Aussie, and I totally agree. The continent is mostly desert, although you will find pretty much every terrain on earth here, it even snows during winter in certain parts. And theres an area in Tasmania where they get snow all year round, although of course you dont get huge amounts of it in the summer.
Yeah, the rest of this was largely fair, but I totally get the dude being excited about the river. He happened to luck out to be there at the precise moment it came back to life, that's a pretty cool thing to get to witness and capture on film. Dude had a right to be psyched.
demency I would have been super stoked myself :)
the Australian guy is excited for witnessing the birth of a new river
Yeah. That's pretty far from an overreaction.
might not be a new river so much as a drived up one that only has water during certain seasons of the year when there's enough rainfall.
+The God Emperor that being said the river could've been dry for a long time thus seeing water run through it can still be exciting.
yea , my old man told me about being in California when he saw the same thing, and it actually is a rare opportunity, so I get that excitement for sure
Living in Utah is similar experience as well.
if i was Jay I'd throw myself off the boat...
FiltsGaming sounds like peter griffin
Same
Alternate Title: "people who managed to find some great joy in their lives that you probably haven't."
...... your probubly the manitee girl
You must be a riot at social gatherings
...and never will...
Come on, the manatee girl it's an idiot. You can see the poser. Whay do yo identify with them? Legitimate question here.
@@TheDrakelicious yep
With all the hate in the world; it's just nice to see a video about a guy excited about a train. Bless!
That river bloke was only excited because the river was coming back after a drought which has to be one of the most exciting things for a farmer
The sunfish guy fucking slayed me omg
HOLY SHIT, JAY!
+Isaac Kramer LOOK AT THAT FUCKING THING.
IT'S A BABY FUCKING WHEEL, JAY!
Holey sheet
they would be in jail if they brought the fish in, sunfish are either threatened or endangered to my understanding
I'm a conductor for the railroad, and I can confirm there are "foamers" like this everytime I take a trip.
The dry river forming is really cool. That isn't something you often see.
"jay that is still good meat on that fuckin fish, kid"
You're not lying...
id wear that on a t shirt
Missouri is not offended and tolerates your comment
Missouri acknowledges the truth of your statement
Fay pony I'm from Missouri, and you're not wrong. The amount of meth there is part of the reason I moved. but I just so happen to live in Panama City now, and as much meth was in Missouri, the SAME EXACT amount in the entire state is here in pcfl.
Amanda Jones-Blocker I'm also a transplant from Missouri, living in Florida. I'm starting to think that its almost impossible to get away from tweakers at this point.
I know right??? Soon as it became a problem down here I was like, "here we go again. Lock up your bikes at night guys"
Ant Thomas well that's like moving from a meth lab to a crack house lol
HOLY SHIT, JAY, LOOK AT THAT TURTLE AT 8:47
THATS A FUCKING TUNA BRO!
IT'S A BABY WHEEL!
LET'S FUCKIN' HOOK THAT THING AND WE'LL BE ON THE FUCKIN' NEWS!
+Isaac Kramer HOLY SHET. LOOK AT THIS FUCKING THING. LOOK AT IT. I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT IS. TF IS THAT.
+Isaac Kramer OH MANN WERE GONNA BE RICH AND FAMOUS GET THE CAMERA BRO
4:05 anyone else Google manatee attack to see if it changed?
spoiler alert:
it didn't.
Ignatius Ultimus Anyone google it now? Spoiler alert it's changed only a little.
My results are completely different.
One year later... Still the same.
OMG so many spoilers!
To be fair to the chick in the water, large objects under the water are terrifying. It's actually a fairly well studied psychological phenomenon. Even if it is just a large rock or something like a barrel, if it is deep down in the water and you can see it, it seems really scary.
Jim Brown257 She sounded mostly excited to me. I might just be projecting my own feelings though.
Also they may not have known it was a manatee. Big grey thing in water? Could be a shark.
Feeling something brush against your leg in an opaque lake is terrifying. Especially when you're near a cove (snakes) and alligators have been found in the water before.
Scariest part of Half Life was getting in the water with that giant fucking fish.
sharks don't come up into shallows like that.
Double Rainbow Guy was on Tosh a few years ago, and he actually was not on drugs. Says he doesn't do drugs. I actually believe him, too. He just seems like a genuine weirdo.
I thought he died.
Allen Babylon Oh, did he? Well, that's morbid.
You should read the cracked article about the homeless situation in hawaii
+mizarie88 I think you meant to say "Samoan" as in someone from Samoa, a country in Polynesia.
As an Australian, I can sympathise with that blokes enthusiasm at the sight of a barren river coming to life, as he clearly lives in the outback and Australia has suffering a drought for some 22 odd years
Where the fuck was Jay?
In front of a convenience store selling drugs
+atlasbot probably
getting chased by slenderman
MOST LIKELY
+IrritableMoron pretty sure thats Radar love youre quoting Moron
I'd cry too if my husband rented a sloth for my birthday party
Tornadowizard Yes! And I would have freaked out (with excitement) over the manatee too!
I think there is a little more than “medicinal” being consumed at the Shepard / Bell house.
There is also some context in that sloths are her favorite animal.
They realise the vape one is a joke right? He's deliberately overreacting to make fun of people for vaping.
Django Scott seriously, how do they not get that?
@Bagabones Felis what? Vaping doesn't cause any lung disease bro lmfao
Dude was roasting a guy for vaping?
Irony is outlawed in Missouri
Yes, how doth one not getteth thy joke, yon jester sirrah?
My wife recently gave birth to a baby wheel. We now have 2 kids and a Ford Fiesta that needs 3 more wheels to make our family complete.
Awww. Pics?
+TheDarkKnight9113 Pervert.
Why thank you
+TheDarkKnight9113 I don't share pictures of my wheels on the Internet.
+Pseudo Nym that's an over filtered dirty drain pipe. Thanks for noticing tho
"Thank you Santa!"
I loved that bit.
Did the editor just completely forget to beep halfway throughout the video?
I know, right? Sometimes they make jokes about breaking the bleeping machine, but it looks like they really did in this video. The last bleep happens a little late, and that's that! Congratulations, cracked.
Well, if you weren't stupid, you would realize that the video from the report was probably bleeped by the news station
You dumb fuck
Yeah, I too was wondering why Jack's intros are censored but not the videos.
All Cracked videos have this weird inconsistency. It is like they are trying really hard to make these videos safer for work, but the deadline comes up and they upload without making sure they finished censoring it, making the whole endeavor moot.
+asdad sadasd its definitely bleeped out by cracked editors since the commentator is muted with the same tone... dumbfuck
....i got excited watching the river forming. that's pretty goddamn cool.
Sorry, but watching a dry riverbed fill in is awesome.
was.. was that Joe Pesci on the fuckin sunfish vid?
seriously i would've throw that fucking guy off the boat and left him in bewilderment with "that fucking thing"
I was just about to say that LOL
Oh shit, Jay! Look at this fucking comment, bro!
I had no idea trainspotting was such a thrilling hobby. I should try it myself, if I can possibly stay awake.
And yeah, the river thing? That was a dry river flowing for the first time during the wet season in what is, to all appearances, a very dry part of Australia. Managing to catch that first trickle in the riverbed _is_ kind of special.
Back here in 2016 the Internet hadn't quite yet discovered that extreme fascination with trains can be a sign of autism, which I would venture to say that that man is certainly a representative of demographically. I once heard a train conductor refer to these people as FTNs, which was their little industry term for Fuckin' Train Nuts. (They have a negative connotation because they endanger themselves sometimes as they fascinate over the trains.)
also while I'm back here in this year, please stop COVID-19 from happening if you can. if you can't, no biggie, thanks for trying
Ok, I thought the river was pretty cool, was it just me?
nah son shit beautiful
Truer words were never spoken, Delandro.
It was strangely calming
Yeah, seeing a river actually changing course was...neat.
yeah in fairness to the guy it probably only happens every 500 years or some shit
You guys ruined "Finding Dory" for us.
We were watching the cartoon at home when all of a sudden a sunfish comes up on the screen and instantly me and my kids just burst out with "What the hell is that???"
Wife still trying to understand what happened.
*WE'VE GOT TO GET THAT FUCKING THING*
It's a baby facking wheel.
"We now return too Joe Pesci sees a Sun Fish"
I dont get it....you bleeped all the videos but the Boston guy and the fish
Maybe he just wanted us to experience it in it's entirety.
why does anybody bleep anything anymore? profanity is easier to come by than a ... HOLY SHIT! What is that fuckin thing Jay!?
said videos were already bleeped
+Brian Emmett Its a fucking baby whale!
it wasn't close enough to English to be beeped
The rooster one was interesting because the guy was holding the rooster very calmly and then just lost his shit, but the manatee one was understandable because anything big in the water is kinda scary.
Tuna truthers still think it's tuna.
Tuna meat can't melt baby wheels.
Yeah well how would YOUR tuna like it if I injected it with a cocktail of mercury and formaldehyde? He'll get the Down Syndrome
+Shane Reierson the tuna is diluted into autism vaccine tho.
Your just ignoragnt.. WAKE UP AMERICA!!!!
And I'm willing to bet Jay is his dog. I talk to Emma just like that, and my neighbors think I'm dangerously insane even though she's my 12 y/o Golden Retriever...
"That's a tuna bro!" LOL
"Oh my god WTF is that, bro!?" has become a favorite sound byte on a local radio show because of that guy's massive overreaction.
I once was at the Columbus zoo (or Cincinnati, it's been a while) where they had a massive manatee exhibit. Last time I was there however there was this one kid, just absolutely bawling his eyes out with the ferocity that would have child services running to investigate. Why? Because apparently he considered the manatee to be far too ugly to comprehend and just couldn't handle it.
Sometimes, when your local river hasn't had any water in it for the past 5 or so years, and you manage to film the water returning to it, you might get a little excited. It kind of means things like your town isn't going to be abandoned because it hasn't rained in over a decade and you might be able to pay your bills this year because your farm might actually be able to support crops and animals without having water and food trucked in and relying on government support.
Sunfish surprise guy got a laugh out of me with all the hurt/dead comments. Wicked funny.
Especially after they suggest fishing it up for meat/fame immediately after
they sound whacked out of thah goowd, but hey if I saw an ocean sunfish and didn't know they existed I'd probably wonder what sort of weird alien freak it is
+Isaac Kramer lol he recorded hisself conspiring to kill a fish lmao
it's a wicked pissah of a video, kid. truly remahkable.
Yeah, there's not a goddamn chance they got that thing in the boat. Moa Moa can weigh up to two tons. And if he did manage to get it in, and hoped to eat it, hahahaha oh man are they in for a disappointment when they open it up and find literally every piece of meat in that thing is infested with worms and other parasites. Not a good life, being a Moa Moa.
Ok but like Kristen Bell freaking out about the sloth was adorable
Ima burrito I agree!!! 🥰😍❤️
"Jay that is still good fucking meat on that fish kid, am I lying?"
River guys excitement is legitimate
I was with him on that.
At home watching this like, "THAT IS COOL, WHY COULDN'T I BE THERE TO SEE THE RIVERBED FILL UP?"
I was literally thinking the same thing. lol
The train guy and river guy just make me so happy, it's awesome they're so passionate about it
That train was fucking beautiful! I like trains now.
She is a beauty, look at it Jay!! I'm into trains now aswell
I have no idea what the problem with that clip was.
He isn't the only one. I have a 3 year old who goes apeshit when trains go by. "Train! Train! TRAAAAAAIN!" The kid loses his mind over it.
"Jay's been dead for years" 😂😂😂
I like the train guy he is so happy to see that fricking train 😄😄 more power to these people that can get excited over bullshit
How much happier would we be if we got this excited about weird stuff, though? I remember sort of flipping out because I was 18 and Tommy Glavine waved at me when I was waving to him as he was leaving the field from practice right before a game at the old Vet Stadium in Philly. Wish I could be that happy more often!
Looks like the natural successor to Sir David Attenborough has been discovered "Is it a fuckin' 🐢 turtle Jay?"
You know, they'd be more justified in trying to hook the Sunfish if they were Animal Crossing fans. Those things are worth hella bells.
Kristen Bell's tearful "He's coming for the party?!" always makes me laugh.
The train guy didn't overreact, I go ballistic every time a commuter train passes by :D
7:50~ that actually was pretty cool. You don't get to see a river form everyday
I find the rainbow guy so cute!! If only anyone could be so happy to see this beautiful thing Mother Nature brought to us the same way he did (:
You can be if you take shrooms lol. Pretty easy tbh
it was based on the app pocket god, where the pygmies react the same way to double rainbows
yeah. he was cute
+Prophetic ShadeZ finally. I read through all these stupid comments hoping someone would point that out
+Prophetic ShadeZ is that a joke? Because the double rainbow video came out in Jan 2010 and the update to the app wasn't until almost Nov 2010.
Actually the river flowing again was kinda exciting because there had just been a bad drought...
ok, the river guy is justified in being excited and the girl in the water with the manatee …I don’t know about you guys but I am not well versed on manatee attacks but something that big that close to me that I don’t know if it attacks things then hell yeah I am freaking the hell out.
Then you would logically move away from it and back onto the boat, not scream like an infant and then proceed to declare that you're going to touch it.
@@if7723 It was between her and the boat, maybe once she realized she wasn't so much scared as a little skiddish as you would be with a wild animal that large. They are docile, but I aint trying to swim with em.
My dad is 68 years old and acts like a little kid when rare trains pass through town. He can't drive so my mom usually takes him but occasionally I'll take him. My dad is a good but odd man who has never shown much happiness but when a goofy train comes through town he acts like a 6 year old boy. Pretty cool actually lol
9:10 That pufferfish is also overreacting.
he's all like "What the fuck is this thing? And i thought i look weird"
"Will you look at dat, Jay."
ok funniest comment on this video
+Angreh Kittunz I'm fucking looking at it! Stop saying my fucking name! 😂😂
Hahahahahahaha Oh my gosh Yasss he totally is! Take that, Cracked
I was thinking the "jay has been dead for years" the whole time. In my version Jay hung himself just to get away from this guy.
it's a baby fuckin' _wheel_, man
#1: Like the tragically incompetent lovechild of Mark Wahlberg and Peter Griffin, except very, very drunk.
"Of course the video is only hilarious until you realize Jay has been dead for years." I'm crying! Lmao!
As someone who can't seem to feel excitement about anything, I'm just jealous of these people. I wish I could feel like the luckiest person on earth because I'm looking at a river
+r h I don't think you know the difference between lowering your standards and not taking everything so seriously every once in awhile. You know, just enjoying life.
And yet, ironically, not a single spit take.
what is a spit take anyway
+Bob Jimenez a spit take is when someone or something makes you laugh while you have food or drink in your mouth and causes you to spit it out
+Michael Farley yeah none of these have ever done that for me
Ha ha ha, me either bro. Still a pretty funny channel tho.
That guy gives us bostonian a bad name. He's still funny as fuck though
Didjoo watch the video? Didjoo see that shit? Didjoo look at that fuckin shit? It's like hurt or somtin. Did you see that fuckin shit? Dey need to get some yoots out dere and show dem that fuckin shit. I can't believe dey aint seen dat fuckin shit yet. Didjoo see that fuckin shit? Hey , you aint Jay, what de fuck am I tawkin ta you for? Wheah de fuck is Jay? He's gotta see dat fuckin shit.
Well hopefully you looked at that fucking shit we ain't never seen before.
Haha I know! His accent is extremely intense
That 4 mins was the funniest bit of youtube I've watched in about 3 years. :)
I'm from Woostah, and I thought he made Boston wicked proud!
/s
A baby fuckin wheel
The manatee thing is so confusing.
"Are you scared or not?" Indeed. If you were scared you should drop the damn selfie stick and start swimming.
JASON, MY GOOD MAN, WOULD YOU PEER AT THIS CREATURE!
Considering some of the ridiculously drought ridden areas down here a guy being so stupidly over excited at a river starting to flow once again after who knows how long is kind of understandable.
Ok, but the emerging river is exciting
I love the guy's reaction to the train. There's something about the moment that makes the guy seem lovable.
I have the worst toothache ever and that last clip made me laugh uncontrollably, I thank you guys for that.
ITS EH BEEBY FHECKIN' WHEEL MANG.
I've never wanted a fish to eat a fisherman more than in this moment...
*_#1 was defiantly, Joe Pesci._*
Eh, so whadda ya sayin' he's like a clown or sumthin, like he amuses you? Like jay, what the fuck iiiiis that, bro??
*_How is he funny, like a clown? What is so funny about him? What the FUCK is so funny about himz? Tell me. Tell me what's funny._*
I thought it was Bill Burr on helium.
+NodMan Funny like a clownfish.
defiantly? against all odds, eh? wow. Who is trying to force him to be someone else? Who are they trying to make him be? Why is he so hell bent to be Joe Pesci?
That sunfish was probably thinking *wtf, get this hook off me ! Wait... YOURE GONNA EAT ME. HELL NAW!!*
Seeing a running river that was previous dried up and now being revived would be a pretty cool sight honestly. This shouldn't be on the list (In my opinion). And seeing a fish like that for the first time.... I would have probably reacted the same at least to a degree 😂
My fav is 11:15 when the fish guy says “jay” and “dude” at the same time and says “jude”
Man, these videos are so good I sometimes forget that Jack O'Brien is literally the guy who sold Cracked to a media giant that sucked the cash out of it before permanently dissolving it...
Jack never owned or had financial control of cracked. Being Editor-in-Chief is different than owning a thing 🤷
That last clip is everything wrong with America.
As an American, I agree.
Ditto.
I third the motion. Major contender for "most obnoxious accent/dialect" in the U.S.
Just look at that fucking thing!
I thought it was hilarious. Also I think everything wrong with America has to do with something being shot.
Man, laughing hysterically for twelve minutes straight probably isn't good for me
Worth it
Dude that train guy... I can't knock him for his enthusiasm. He seems like he's having the time of his life. Good for him! =D
u guys r hating cuz ur dead inside. I wish I could be as excited about anything as these ppl r. The videos made me laugh and am happy for them.
these people are giving me life!
That obnoxious fisherman made you happy? Good grief, your life must be hella boring lol.
i live in a very cold place. i haven't seen the sun in months. i would pet that fish so hard if it meant i could touch another living thing again.
that was....quite sad :'(
Oh my gawd jay, look at this fucking thing bro!
This dude is a Family Guy character. No way could I ever take him serious if he always talks this way.
that sunfish guy need to have his own nature show 'Lookit this fuckin' thing With Big Bro and Jay'
Always felt like the vape one is just a way to vent frustration in a comical way instead of getting fully mad and whatnot.
Say what you want but i dont thing ive ever been that excited or happy in my life. Lol
Train enthusiasts are a different breed.
That guy sounds like Joe Pesci.... am I wrong bro?
koustave,,,,, Yes. Yes you are wrong. Joe Pesci has a New York accent, this guy has a Boston accent. P
That fish looks funny, like funny haha, like he amuses me, funny haha, like funny how?
Jay had been dead for years, about the time when he first started filming the video...
This is the best series on TH-cam. It's like a cracked article audiobook. I don't even have to do the reading anymore
Does "Jay" every answer? Lmao he's so excited fr
I'm 100% convinced that the guys in the last video are the Jerky Boys.
LMAO! I was thinking the same thing. :) If not, God help that Rhodes Scholar.
You must be around my age or older, knowing about the mother fucking Jerky Boys
It's Joe Pesci playing Tony Scarboni on the boat! "They call me RUBBERNECK!"
Joe Pesci sees a sun fish.
Oh, man, that is the Boston accent. Is there a more annoying sound in the world?
No.
Cockney.
he sounded like a character on rick and Morty.
The Boston accent is amazing, you just have to live in or around Boston to really appreciate it. To me, it sounds like home.
Mahatma Kane Jeeves Ok, so objectively speaking NO ONE outside of Boston likes the Boston accent. Every other accent in the world has its endearing qualities that outsiders either love, enjoy or comment on its interesting peculiarities. The Boston accent is probably the only American accent that is completely devoid of charm. Its like Filipino cuisine. Only the natives will like it, and the world simply disagrees.
That last one took the biscuit! lmao people are truly incredible! Couldn't invent a human that exciting if I tried...never a boring moment with that guy.
that Boston accent in the guy with the wheel fish made me crack up its like the family guy seeing the damn fish lmfaoooo😂😂😂