DOB's sense of humor is so powerful, he doesn't even know he's about to make the funniest joke in the video. "Les MiserAGHBLBGH" had me crying because it just came out of hamster-juggling nowhere. DOB is love. DOB is life.
I honestly remember watching that movie and thinking much the same thing. I was like, "Was he thinking the missile would FLINCH?! Did he confuse it with a horse charge and think that if he ran it would trample him but if he stood there it would stop?"
*Where the fuck is Boba Fett?!* Han Solo didn't even fucking see him; he bumped into him with his back, activated his jetpack, making him crash and thus dropping into a giant sandworm. Could there be anything more unintentionally hilarious?!
Fun fact: "Broken Arrow" is the film that prompted Hollywood to use green screens instead of blue for doing Chromakey effects. John Travolta's eyes just happened to be the same shade of blue as the blue screen, so when they filmed and previewed some early scenes, he had landscapes and explosions in his eyes.
"His newly widowed wife who came here straight from the hospital had to sit there clutching her fatherless children and watching while Anakin came yelping out of his pod to a chorus of throaty cheers while her husband laid fused to the smoldering wreckage that was their livelihood shitting himself uncontrollably now that no nervous system exists to keep his alien bowels clenched." ROFLMFAO!
*whistles and hides* Was not George Lucas who killed RATTS TYERELL! Was not George Lucas who brought the family together to watch Ratts die and defecate his pants. Was not George Lucas have Anakin go Yippie after he won. Glad you loved my last 3 scenes which I made sure Lucas installed in Phantom Menace before I quit ILM. Jar Jar Binks was the Phantom Menace.
But seriously, what the fuck, George Lucas? His family wasn't even in the original theatrical release. I would have remembered. That means that someone decided this was too cruel to put into the movie and then later someone decided: Nah, it's fine. Put it back in for the re-release.
The people who fall off the half of the ship that stands up vertically in Titanic always gets me. Its the combination the rag doll bodies and the sounds of metal bings and boings when their bodies hit them, i can't help but burst out in laughter.
+Kyle Massey I got smacked by my date, for laughing when I saw the dead baby on the board. I couldn't help it. It was such a ham handed attempt at forcing tears out of people lol
+Troop3r666 He fucking super died. Also that scene was probably the first time I ever laughed at a death. I remember watching it as a kid with my great aunt and cousins and everyone bursting out in laughter at his death.
+SuperKnalxz Grey it's not like he went off the propeller with his head, it was his legs that hit the propeller and all he did was cartwheel in midair. if he had landed on someone he would have died.
Tristan Caballero I disagree. Even back when I was 10 I thought Darth Maul was pretty dumb looking. The double bladed lightsaber was cool at the time but past that I don't think there's anything memorable about him. I like my villains to have a personality.
SlightlyNotorious The podrace scene was not any more unneccessary as the garbage compactor scene in New Hope, the Wampa-scene in Empire or the entire first act of Jedi. Just saying.
Can we all just say that star wars has its flaws but overall its pretty freaking badass. Lets also hope that another flaw does not come out in the near future.
@@JamesSmith-gm7fm This is why the Republic failed, the Empire was right to boot out the corrupt politicians, the barbaric death sports and armies comprised of bodyguards and mercenaries and bring in the enlightened rule of righteous leaders, economic revitalization and dedicated peace keepers operating under a centralized command structure
The only way that poor bastard immolated in the pod race could have died worse, is if they used the Wilhelm death scream for him. I laughed. I feel guilty :)
+kenham1 I laughed because it was the same exact sound he made before the race. LMAO....recycled soundclips=instant cheese. Especially so when you think of what that yell translated to. Whatever it was, it's either hilarious that he said it before the race, or during his death. if he yelled "fuck!" he said it both to the crowd/his wife and kids and to the rock spire. XD Even if it were a simple onomatopoeic "YAAAA!" He said it the same way in both situations, so it's still funny.
Oh crap. I laughed so hard at your comment xD Especially when I imagined him yelling "fuck!" at the crowd and his family. I am still laughing while writing this comment it so hard type with tears in my eyes XD
Just here to say that butchering the pronunciation of Les MiseRLAB like that is legitimately one of my favorite jokes ever and I still think about it at least a few times a month 7 years later.
There was a lot of that kind of stuff going around in the extended universe. I think the rancor from Return of the Jedi was supposed to be freed the next day by the shirtless guy who cried when Luke killed it. It's tragic background events everywhere in these movies. I mean, the rancor is just a stupid animal. It didn't know better. And supposedly it was gonna be set free somewhere where it wouldn't be able to hurt anyone.
My choice for this was always the guy who got killed by the ED-209 in the office at the beginning of "RoboCop." Best part is that the guy takes like a hundred rounds to the chest, and then the first thing someone yells afterword is "Call an ambulance!" as if there was any chance the guy could be saved. Save yourself a bill and just call the folks at the morgue.
"Firestorm passed." "And that's not all. Look. A box of fucking birds for our day." "Tight." Dan O cracks me up. Those videos of text on a screen would be 10x better if they just paid Dan to read that shit, and maybe improvise a bit.
My friend took me to see Les Mis when it came out in theaters. When Javert died, I started laughing so hard that I had to basically shove my coat sleeve in my mouth to keep from making a noise for about ten minutes. Every time my friend nudged me it just made me laugh harder. I'm pretty sure that was the only time I actually cried as well because I was just laughing way too hard.
Imagine how Rose must have told that part of the story. "Oh, this one guy tried jumping, then he hit the propeller on the way down and it was fucking hilarious". I mean, the entire story would be horrible if it was being told to you by some random old lady. She would be explaining sex scenes in detail, and also talking about scenes she would have no knowledge about because she wasn't there. Wait, did Rose make up everything? Is the entire movie a lie?
DucksUnlimited do French people adopt an American accent when pronouncing American names? No, they don’t! Why should we pronounce names like they would? STFU.
It is what happens when everyone dies. Holding your butthole closed is an autonomic brain function, like breathing; so when you die your body stops flexing those muscles and you poop your really nice guy underwear.
I haven't laughed and cried this much in so f****** long. You talk so fast, and your little anecdotes are fan-f******-tastic. I just can't get enough of you dude. I have totally fallen for you.😻
Talia's death in The Dark Knight Rises. I swear, when I saw the movie in the theater, the entire audience started laughing. How was that death performance actually allowed to remain in the final cut?
I accidentally laughed when dobby died in the film because everyone around me was bawling and it was just so odd being in a packed cinema on opening day surround by strangers sobbing like children. It actually made me giggle. The looks I got that day.
Hahahaha, that's funny cause i actually noticed that when i watched Phantom Menace. People/aliens literally die in that race and nobody fucking cares! They just cheer on the winner. Imagine when Dale Earnhart died if the race continued with nobody acknowledging what happened and just had the giant cup/champagne ceremony thing at the end without giving two shits someone crashed and died....that would be insane.
+PvtGermanWagz the race is deadly and everyone knows there will be casualties, so the deaths themselves are no big deal except for those close to the racers.
+PvtGermanWagz I think people dying is an expected part of podracing. They seemed excited about things like the Sand People camped out on the track sniping at people and nobody seemed worked up when racers bought it.
+JounLord1 Yeah, basically podracing is what nascar will be in 1000 years. For now we pretend like we don't go to see the accidents, in 1000 years we'll be sitting in the stands with fucking sniper rifles having a blast.
+PvtGermanWagz To be fair, I got the impression that the race is more of a gladiatorial style competition where crashes and death are common. Even with the "bring the kids and family" vibe. It actually tells you the culture on that planet or region is quite desensitized to suffering. But it also tells us the audience that by 1999 Lucas had become an atrocious storyteller.
Well I looked and the upload of the movie 'Firestorm' seen in this episode is not online anymore. Luckily, it appears someone else uploaded it about two months ago back onto the platform. Happy watching, fellow weirdos rewatching OPCD episodes and finding this comment.
I watched Firestorm many years ago during my brief Barry Pepper hyperfixation. I can't for the life of me tell you what happened to him or anyone else in this movie. Apparently, there are birds.
Did you go tanning with shades on, or do you guys have an intern doing the makeup? Because it looks strange with your face being all tanned wearing an untanned bandit mask.
Kajan451 I noticed that too! I kept getting super distracted by it during the entire video, lol. I feel bad commenting on someone's looks, but if it's makeup, he needs a lighter shade and someone to apply it properly. But he's still cute, untanned bandit mask and all. :)
Kajan451 nah, it was totally distracting me the whole time as well. I kept thinking, "was it this bad in the previous vids... I don't remember it being this bad."
If you're hanging in an elevator shaft and the only way to survive is to kill an innocent man, it's you him or him and you. It'd be stupid not to kick him off, really.
+Jester Azazel The fact that he had to be kicked off for the other guy to survive is not the problem. The problem is that they handled that scene completely wrong and over the top. The whole point of the scene was supposed to show that people have to fight for their lives any way they can and that sometimes, that includes harsh decisions that decide the fate of others, because it's pure survival instincts at this point. His death was supposed to be meaningfull and show the severity people need to go to, to ensure their own survival. Instead, they treat him like he's a piece of disposable trash, while the dangling guy clings on for dear life, begging and pleading with his executioners until the old guy kicks him off and sends him to a death way worse then he deserves. They could have just sent him hurtling down the elevator shaft and maybe include a thud sound while the 'good' guys flinch in regret and sorrow over what they had to do. There was no need to kill him this brutally. It was insensitive and way over the top. It's the kind of death only the worst of villains deserve. Not hapless victims of circumstance.
Still though, it's a movie, and usually in movies the protagonist has to be likable and sympathetic to the audience. The movie could have just as easily had one of them try to pul the guy up, only to have him fall and then everyone mourns because they're great people like that.
+Jester Azazel You know what else, John McClane should have just left the Nakatomi Plaza. Sure, his estranged wife was in there, but he couldn't realistically take on a bunch of terrorists all by himself to save her, and it seems like a stupid plan for a cop to kill off the terrorists if his aim is to preserve the lives of the hostages.
Also the brunette British/German woman in inglorious basterds. It wouldn't be THAT funny, except for Col Hans screams like a tiger as he lunges after her
Funny thing about "Executive Decision:" a friend and I were watching this movie at home and as it was getting started, we were talking about how funny it would be if someone made a movie with some big name action stars, and they all died right at the beginning leaving the second string to finish the movie.
Thane36425 Yep. The marketing hyped Sagal as a major star of the film, why it was great when he died in such an hilarious manner. My friends all laughed and we rewatched that scene over and over. It was a surprise Kurt Russel lead movie... and that is always a pleasant surprise.
Psycho was the first to do it, I think. In smaller productions they get a big name for a, usually (and cheaper?), small part and then try to sell the movie based on the celeb. SPOILERS: These aren't great examples, but Christian Slater was first to die in Mindhunters while Val Kilmer had a minor roll. It also had LL Cool J and Jonny Lee Miller in lead roles. I've only seen the first episode of Z Nation, but Harold Perrineau (from Lost) was in it and was, apart from DJ Qualls, the only actor i recognized. And he died, expectedly.
Thane36425 Case in point...'The Other Guys'...Buddy cop movie starring Dwayne Johnson and Samuel L. Jackson as two tough, totally awesome cops. Who die like 5 minutes in. then we have to follow around these two guys....Will Farely and Mack Walburgia?
+JamesCPotter13 That's actually a bit of an interesting example, because it was unintentional in the sense that they fully expected to continue their reign of badass crime fighting for many years after landing in those bushes..... but at the same time, they stood there, talked it over, and planned what to any reasonable person would be their suicide and then proceeded to slap hands one last time and jump off a 20 story building to their deaths....
Javert's death made me angry because it was portrayed so hilariously when I first saw it, and it still does! In the stage musical, that last note that he sings is meant to indicate that he is falling because it starts off loud, and then slowly trails off. In the movie, they do it the EXACT SAME WAY, only he falls AFTER he does the note, so it just looks even more stupid right before his crunch of death. Javert deserved better!
+pipuk3 I don't mind it, but Power Rangers do nothing for me. I never knew of their existence until early adulthood, so I never developed any sort of relationship to them. So if there's a video about them, I'll think "cool, that's gonna be fun for the Americans" and then go and have a little cry because they just confuse me. :(
Paeremannen dude I grew up in Belfast Northern Ireland in the 90's and even I know about the power rangers , had their action figures and everything ! if I had to name 2 things to describe my 'childhood it'd be pokemon and power rangers :3
No Samuel L Jackson getting snatched by shark in Deep Blue Sea, right his super motivating ass speech that got the entire theater amped up. "Damn. We're all doomed".
I believe Big Dan (the host) is also the writer. I might be wrong, but I know he writes, or is at least one of the writers should there be more than one, for many of the scripted series on Cracked. Stuff like After Hours and Rom.Com. He's a fantastic writer. Something about his style of humor and delivery when he's hosting is just the best.
Episode 1 was so weird that the only memorable thing was that camelstandin not having a butthole with which to fart. It completely broke my 8 year old brain. I eventually came to the conclusion that it was vocalizing, not farting, and Jar Jar was a dumbass huffing podracer fumes.
i was worried that this list would spoil an interesting movie for me, but it just turns out to be a list of movies i've either never heard of, or had no intention of watching anyway.
Bro, Les Misérables is incredible. Every death except for Javerts (and hell, you're crying throughout that song so the crunch doesn't ruin it too badly) is incredible. The songs are fantastic, you feel all of it with your whole heart and soul.
drzoidberg4evr As a big fan of the book and an average fan of the musical - I thought it was alright. Could've had _some_ better singers (Crowe was awful and I've never liked Jackman's singing voice - it sounds like he's half-talking the whole time) and I didn't think Eddie Redmayne _looked_ like Marius, but overall it had it's really good and really bad in different places.
+Master Markus Agreed, completely. The singing of the two male leads was just...mediocre, to the point I had to keep pausing it and walking away to vent my irritation at the bad singing. Was never able to get submersed into the plot because of it, so the 'powerful emotional scenes' to me were just...dull. I cheered when Javerts died because I wouldn't have to hear him any more, actually.
GraveKing3473 I saw it in theatres, so I couldn't really vent, but when I watched it at home, I couldn't help but try singing at the television as if I could somehow guide them to actually hit the right notes. I've heard people say that the singing isn't all sleek and perfect because it's showing the "grittiness" of the story. I say, if you're going to show the story in a gritty and realistic way _adapt the book_. The musical is a big Broadway-style musical through-and-through and it certainly has a more "grand" and "glorifying" take on the story than the book does, which is generally more personal and introspective and would certainly suit "gritty and realistic" better.
boe jarton The Rock and Executive Decision are good movies IMO. I have seen all but Les Miserables but I have read the novel in that case. I can't believe I saw Firestorm in the theater and it is now available for free on TH-cam.
I went to watch Finding Forrester when it came out with a friend, and about halfway through the movie I had to use the bathroom. I choose to attempt to hold it in, because I too get unexplainable migraines at the very thought of missing part of a movie I paid to see. As the movie was wrapping up I was really regretting the large soda I had polished off early on, and was having some of the worst pee cramps of my life. Spoiler alert, but screw you the movie came out sixteen years ago, Sean Connery's character dies of cancer near the end, and as his lawyer is telling Rob Mark's charcter this, right as the lawyer is saying the word cancer, which is where the movie goes quiet to let this somber moment sink in, I suddenly burst out in hysterical, extremely loud laughter. It was a dark theater packed with people, and my friend and I could tell that everybody had turned to look at me. To make matters worse, I immediately got up and sprinted out of the theater at top speed! I can only imagine what was going through those audience members minds. Performing the tightest, fastest pee-walk of my life, I teleported to the bathroom and enjoyed one of the greatest pisses of my life. It probably wasn't Tom Hanks A League of Their Own long, but it ranks near the top for personal records. So I finish up and head back to the theater, and as soon as I walked in every audience member in the theater turned to face me, and some...okay, many were giving me a look. That judging kind of look. My friend was giving me the look. I immediately sat down and proceeded to finish watching the movie, and held in more laughter at the absurdity of the situation. How demented must I have appeared, some young adult male laughing maniacally and happily at death by cancer, racing out of the theater as if ashamed or embarrassed of such behavior, then daring to come back for the finale. My friend leaned in whispered to me, "What the fuck is wrong with you?" I whispered back, "When you gotta go, you gotta go!" I had to hold in another giggle fit. I thought it was funny. My friend did too after I elaborated. Everyone else probably thought I was a monster or psychopath.
I love how movies have to show that a character that they are unequivocally dead or else it doesn't count. Like people will think that Javert will show up in the sequel or something.
I'm not sure if I've just been watching opcd videos back to back for way too long now or if this one is just a goddamn masterpiece, but I just laughed alone in my room rather uncontrollably for a significant while. Thank you Daniel, Mr. O'Brien, you delightful bundle of socially awkward wiki-entries.
I don't think he was Hispanic, but he was definitely no older than 20 at most. So, an old guy kills someone who hasn't even reached the prime of their life, and only helped everyone. And we're supposed to like the old guy. Yeah, that movie was shit.
Because this presenter speaks at incredible and incomprehensible speed I clicked on settings and adjusted the video speed to 0.5 at which point the whole thing not only became watchable but also hilarious! The guy sounds whisky drunk yet lucid to the point of brilliance.
Its odd to watch this 4 years later when I watched this under 10k veiws when it first came out. Dan works for john oliver and after hours is over. Yall got me through some rough times before i realized what rough times really where considering everything is going on. I dont know if the team still checks these but thanks for everything and hope yall are doing well.
I found the one in the elevator upsetting and disturbing rather than hillarious. I don't think I would forgive the characters who killed that guy, I'd either turn the movie off or spend the whole time hoping they lost. I feel really sad now.
That's why I hate modern disaster movies, they seem to get off on killing innocent people by the truckload. Watching an overly elaborate death is only cathartic when you want to see the guy die because they're either a bad guy or an asshole. Watching it happen to an innocent person pleading for their life is just fucked up.
MiniNymph Josh Lucas's character saved a life. Freddy's character was dead anyway. It was a gutsy and correct call to tell him to kick him off. The only other option would be to let them both go.
Patrick Dukemajian I may not have seen the whole movie, but I'm pretty sure I saw a woman and a kid sitting about doing nothing in that clip. Maybe they are both paralysed or something and can't help, but I think my first idea in that position would have been to increase the upwards force by calling them over to help out rather than decreasing the load.
+MiniNymph It's easy to say what we would do from our comfort. Remember any dangerous situation from your life where you had to decide something at that instant and you'll notice that your mind went blank and reasoning became neglected in favor of action or paralysis! It's just hard to judge what people do in survival situations...
The podracing scene was already baffling, but...fuck's sake, George Lucas. First, he ruined Tuskan Raiders. In 'A New Hope,' they were played up like crazy nomad survivalists that lurked beyond what little civilization Tatooine had. And then we saw them in the podracing scene, fucking shooting at the racers. Why? Why are they doing that? Why are they *allowed* to do that? People were making bets on the outcome. There was a fucking Hutt present, and the event was clearly a big fucking deal. It was like watching a bunch of hillbillies started take potshots at the horses at the Kentucky Derby, except in a bizarro-universe where everyone present just kind of shrugged and said, "Oh. Well, I guess that's happening now, too." But fucking Max. That scene should've been one of the biggest red flags about the prequels, because I'm pretty sure that George Lucas sincerely thought that bit was supposed to make us laugh. Let that sink in. The man who brought us 'The Empire Strikes Back' thinks comedy is A) farts and B) a father of three suffering a burning, screaming death in front of his entire family. If George Lucas had directed 'The Lion King,' Mufasa's death would've included a shot of Mufasa's eyes crossing comically as one of the wildebeests stepped on his lion-dick.
What about in Titanic and the ship is straight in the air and many people have already died and it is super sad; until that random guy hits the propeller....every time I cant help laughing haha
+Jack Bertwistle YESSS! Thanks for saying this. I was scrolling to see if anyone else said it. When I saw that in the theater, EVERYONE starting laughing uncomfortably. And it was so fucked up, but it was way way more awkward and funnier than I think any of these especially juxtaposed against the tone of the movie. I bet no audience has ever been so uncomfortable as the death scene of that film.
+Jack Bertwistle Was that death not supposed to be funny? I saw that movie like a year ago, and that scene is literally all I remember because it was freaking hilarious. I just assumed it was intentional.
The final point about Rats Tyerell (I googled him, fight me) had my legitimately crying. A young boy 'yippee-ing' over your husband's death - this is why I love Cracked
DOB's sense of humor is so powerful, he doesn't even know he's about to make the funniest joke in the video. "Les MiserAGHBLBGH" had me crying because it just came out of hamster-juggling nowhere. DOB is love. DOB is life.
The way he says "bye" at the end of every video gets me every time
"He's clearly staring that missile down with a level of respect, that you can tell he thinks is mutual!!" Yes!! hahaha
I honestly remember watching that movie and thinking much the same thing. I was like, "Was he thinking the missile would FLINCH?! Did he confuse it with a horse charge and think that if he ran it would trample him but if he stood there it would stop?"
Legends say that he and that god damn missile are still, to this day, staring down at each other in hell like a midday shootout.
*Where the fuck is Boba Fett?!* Han Solo didn't even fucking see him; he bumped into him with his back, activated his jetpack, making him crash and thus dropping into a giant sandworm.
Could there be anything more unintentionally hilarious?!
+Jermaine Prince I think that was *intentionally* hilarious.
Daniel Parejo But it was not _intended_ by Han Solo :D
+Jermaine Prince True, yet I think the title refers to *unintended by the director* ^^U
Of course, depending on whether you care about the Star Wars EU not being canon anymore, he didn't technically die.
boba fett dosent die in that thing. he makes his way out. its explained in the books.
If he said "Are you kidding me? Rocket man is my favorite song!" Jolly Ole Nick probably would've said "Then you'll love this!"
No guy hitting the Titanic's propeller? Laughing at that one got me several dirty looks.
This video definitely needs a part two at the very least.
Oh yes! Seconded.
usernamunavailiable SAME.
I'm laughing just thinking about it
usernamunavailiable yes, glad I'm not the only one
Fun fact: "Broken Arrow" is the film that prompted Hollywood to use green screens instead of blue for doing Chromakey effects. John Travolta's eyes just happened to be the same shade of blue as the blue screen, so when they filmed and previewed some early scenes, he had landscapes and explosions in his eyes.
Frijole can't stop laughing when imagining this
That IS a FUN fact!
This would have made the movie 1000 times better.
Interesting.
That’s pretty funny trivia!
"His newly widowed wife who came here straight from the hospital had to sit there clutching her fatherless children and watching while Anakin came yelping out of his pod to a chorus of throaty cheers while her husband laid fused to the smoldering wreckage that was their livelihood shitting himself uncontrollably now that no nervous system exists to keep his alien bowels clenched."
ROFLMFAO!
Couldn't have said it better.
*whistles and hides* Was not George Lucas who killed RATTS TYERELL! Was not George Lucas who brought the family together to watch Ratts die and defecate his pants. Was not George Lucas have Anakin go Yippie after he won. Glad you loved my last 3 scenes which I made sure Lucas installed in Phantom Menace before I quit ILM. Jar Jar Binks was the Phantom Menace.
Thats an award winning rant
@@emergencyrapidresponseteam7181 George Lucas gave a Ratts ass about that poor family
But seriously, what the fuck, George Lucas? His family wasn't even in the original theatrical release. I would have remembered. That means that someone decided this was too cruel to put into the movie and then later someone decided: Nah, it's fine. Put it back in for the re-release.
The people who fall off the half of the ship that stands up vertically in Titanic always gets me. Its the combination the rag doll bodies and the sounds of metal bings and boings when their bodies hit them, i can't help but burst out in laughter.
+Kyle Massey It made me think of plinko on the price is right.
+Burt1038 Ha Ha!
+Kyle Massey I got smacked by my date, for laughing when I saw the dead baby on the board. I couldn't help it. It was such a ham handed attempt at forcing tears out of people lol
+Kyle Massey i was about to type that one XD
SAME!!! Every damn time. hahahaha!
i'm surprised Titanic's propeller man did not make the list
lol so true
I don't think he died tho
Troop3r666 you must be joking
+Troop3r666 He fucking super died. Also that scene was probably the first time I ever laughed at a death. I remember watching it as a kid with my great aunt and cousins and everyone bursting out in laughter at his death.
+SuperKnalxz Grey it's not like he went off the propeller with his head, it was his legs that hit the propeller and all he did was cartwheel in midair. if he had landed on someone he would have died.
What's with all these dangerous random spikes to get impaled on just lying around.
Mr.Fuzyhat Cornelius Gotta get impaled somehow.
Better to have them and not need them, than the other way around.
Their called Legos
fun fact, the church of spiketology has been paying millions of dollars over the years to promote spikes.
Back in the 60's the government replaced a lot of the quicksand with spikes for economic reasons.
The podracer scene may have been completely and utterly unnecessary, but yet, it was somehow the best part of that awful movie.
+SlightlyNotorious you have to admit that darth maul was badass.
SlightlyNotorious agreed, it was the only thing I liked about that movie as a kid and even made me buy the 64 game (which is actually also quite fun).
Tristan Caballero I disagree. Even back when I was 10 I thought Darth Maul was pretty dumb looking. The double bladed lightsaber was cool at the time but past that I don't think there's anything memorable about him.
I like my villains to have a personality.
SlightlyNotorious The podrace scene was not any more unneccessary as the garbage compactor scene in New Hope, the Wampa-scene in Empire or the entire first act of Jedi. Just saying.
Can we all just say that star wars has its flaws but overall its pretty freaking badass.
Lets also hope that another flaw does not come out in the near future.
Scientist from world war z slips while running to get back on the plane, slips and shoots himself. One of the funniest scenes in cinema.
wing blade AGREED.
wing blade I think that at least was supposed to be kind of funny.
+wing blade YOU NEED TO LIVE, YOU ARE OUR ONLY HOPE TO STOP THIS! *head sploosh*
wing blade That was amazing. I had to rewind it to see how he died because it just happens so suddenly that I was struck by disbelief.
wing blade I thought Chris Evans slipping on a fish in snowpiercer was the funniest scene, even though he didn't die.
Everyone please contribute to the Ratts Tyerell Foundation to end this barbarous racing sport. remember Ratts.
+Ocelotl Chimalpahin I pledge a million shitlings. They are valuable on my planet.
Lmao I’ll chip in all my life savings
I really never noticed how dark that death was until I rewatched Phantom menace
@@JamesSmith-gm7fm
This is why the Republic failed, the Empire was right to boot out the corrupt politicians, the barbaric death sports and armies comprised of bodyguards and mercenaries and bring in the enlightened rule of righteous leaders, economic revitalization and dedicated peace keepers operating under a centralized command structure
charimonfanboy
Butcha corruption on both sides.
No point choosing the lesser of two monolithic evils.
Whoever pays better gets my aim.
"Oh you know just regular elevator boat spikes" love when he said that.
The only way that poor bastard immolated in the pod race could have died worse, is if they used the Wilhelm death scream for him. I laughed. I feel guilty :)
+kenham1 I laughed because it was the same exact sound he made before the race. LMAO....recycled soundclips=instant cheese. Especially so when you think of what that yell translated to. Whatever it was, it's either hilarious that he said it before the race, or during his death. if he yelled "fuck!" he said it both to the crowd/his wife and kids and to the rock spire. XD Even if it were a simple onomatopoeic "YAAAA!" He said it the same way in both situations, so it's still funny.
Oh crap. I laughed so hard at your comment xD Especially when I imagined him yelling "fuck!" at the crowd and his family. I am still laughing while writing this comment it so hard type with tears in my eyes XD
Learned a new word today
I wish his scream would replace the Wilhelm as the go-to Hollywood sound clip
Just here to say that butchering the pronunciation of Les MiseRLAB like that is legitimately one of my favorite jokes ever and I still think about it at least a few times a month 7 years later.
This guy is the only reason I watch cracked
Was* :(
@Ron Silvey hard
And Ratts Tyerell was only two weeks from retirement
There was a lot of that kind of stuff going around in the extended universe. I think the rancor from Return of the Jedi was supposed to be freed the next day by the shirtless guy who cried when Luke killed it. It's tragic background events everywhere in these movies.
I mean, the rancor is just a stupid animal. It didn't know better. And supposedly it was gonna be set free somewhere where it wouldn't be able to hurt anyone.
He really was getting too old for that shit
I laughed my ass off when you showed the blue aliens family!
OMG SAME I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
me too hahahahaha
Personally I thought it was really sad.
me too
Lol, that movie is so bad
Unintentionally hilarious movie deaths...so basically, all of the Final Destination movies?
They were intentionally over the top and not to be taken too seriously.
The guy who got crushed by the log in his car is still kinda terrifying even though it’s ridiculous
Can Cracked videos JUST be OPCD and After Hours?
And Does Not Compute
+William Rhea Yes, these two. And Roger's Honest adverts series. I love Roger.
William Rhea What about Today's topic and Spit take?
***** Really? I don't watch those anymore -- I find think they're terrible. Any time I've watched it I've regretted it.
more agents of cracked
I sometimes find myself being the only one in the theater, laughing at an unintentionally funny death.
Joe's death in "Meet Joe Black" is the funniest death ever.
I too have it on repeat, knowing my death will be unintentionally hilarious.Lol.
My choice for this was always the guy who got killed by the ED-209 in the office at the beginning of "RoboCop." Best part is that the guy takes like a hundred rounds to the chest, and then the first thing someone yells afterword is "Call an ambulance!" as if there was any chance the guy could be saved. Save yourself a bill and just call the folks at the morgue.
That's a Fucking hilarious scene.
And it‘s supposed to be ridiculous. It‘s Robocop.
Lol you have 30 seconds to comply.....
I laughed so hard that it repeatedly said that after he dropped his gun.....
My ass would have ran out the door
lol NA health care
@@cainasmo9 You now have 20 seconds to comply....
I guess it makes sense not to include Samuel L. Jackson in Deep Blue Sea because I'm pretty sure that was supposed to be ridiculous.
I'm sick and tired of these motherfucking sharks on this motherfucking sub lol
His reaction in the commentary track to his own death on screen is the reason we never should have gotten rid of commentary tracks.
"Firestorm passed."
"And that's not all. Look. A box of fucking birds for our day."
"Tight."
Dan O cracks me up.
Those videos of text on a screen would be 10x better if they just paid Dan to read that shit, and maybe improvise a bit.
My friend took me to see Les Mis when it came out in theaters. When Javert died, I started laughing so hard that I had to basically shove my coat sleeve in my mouth to keep from making a noise for about ten minutes. Every time my friend nudged me it just made me laugh harder. I'm pretty sure that was the only time I actually cried as well because I was just laughing way too hard.
Hayden T That is literally the type of situation I’d find myself in LOL
Hayden T dude I just cryed
I started laughing out loud uncontrollably when I read this
The only highlight of an utterly garbage movie.
Not gonna lie loved the movie but loled when I heard the crackkkkkk
I'm surprised the man who hit the titanic propeller when he tried to jump isn't on here, that was hilarious
Imagine how Rose must have told that part of the story. "Oh, this one guy tried jumping, then he hit the propeller on the way down and it was fucking hilarious". I mean, the entire story would be horrible if it was being told to you by some random old lady. She would be explaining sex scenes in detail, and also talking about scenes she would have no knowledge about because she wasn't there. Wait, did Rose make up everything? Is the entire movie a lie?
Genious move on the pronunciation of Les MiseWRAGRAAWBL XD I almost died there.
Gotta love that pronunciation of Les Misérables
When Americans try to speak French: always good for a laugh.
Americans and the French language: always a bad combo.
Just look at Canadia.
DucksUnlimited do French people adopt an American accent when pronouncing American names? No, they don’t! Why should we pronounce names like they would? STFU.
I laughed so hard.
I was actually waiting to see if he pronounced it correctly, because I'm not sure how it's supposed to be pronounced.
this dude's obsessed with death pooping lol
It is what happens when everyone dies. Holding your butthole closed is an autonomic brain function, like breathing; so when you die your body stops flexing those muscles and you poop your really nice guy underwear.
RIP Max Tyrell. At least it wasn't wildfire.
bahaha
It's RATTS tyerell!
MRA!
Max's death made me a sad.
ProjectEchoshadow It was funny until you learn that his family was there
ProjectEchoshadow I was like:
hahaha, OH NOOOO!!!
+AmatMiguel Well, I am sure that part of the enterance fee goes to cover insurance for the families/owners of injured/killed racers ;-)
steven schwartzhoff that open field charged admission?
steven schwartzhoff they were insects, so bug off.
I haven't laughed and cried this much in so f****** long. You talk so fast, and your little anecdotes are fan-f******-tastic. I just can't get enough of you dude. I have totally fallen for you.😻
Talia's death in The Dark Knight Rises. I swear, when I saw the movie in the theater, the entire audience started laughing. How was that death performance actually allowed to remain in the final cut?
I know it's 5 years later but I looked up the scene since I haven't seen the movie. It was hilarious.
At least she didn’t get a sewer funeral complete with penguin pallbearers
10:58 proof that Anakin was actually a sith from a very young age.
+Erika Fiore (Lebonah) Obi-Wan missed all the red flags.
True.
+Erika Fiore (Lebonah) is that part about the family being there reaLLY IN THE MOVIE? I DON T RECALL IT
+ErikCartman probably extended edition
+ErikCartman , it could be that Star Wars ep 1 was so traumatically shit, that your brain is desparately trying to protect you by forgetting it.
I accidentally laughed when dobby died in the film because everyone around me was bawling and it was just so odd being in a packed cinema on opening day surround by strangers sobbing like children. It actually made me giggle. The looks I got that day.
Hahahaha, that's funny cause i actually noticed that when i watched Phantom Menace. People/aliens literally die in that race and nobody fucking cares! They just cheer on the winner. Imagine when Dale Earnhart died if the race continued with nobody acknowledging what happened and just had the giant cup/champagne ceremony thing at the end without giving two shits someone crashed and died....that would be insane.
+PvtGermanWagz the race is deadly and everyone knows there will be casualties, so the deaths themselves are no big deal except for those close to the racers.
+PvtGermanWagz I think people dying is an expected part of podracing. They seemed excited about things like the Sand People camped out on the track sniping at people and nobody seemed worked up when racers bought it.
+JounLord1 Yeah, basically podracing is what nascar will be in 1000 years. For now we pretend like we don't go to see the accidents, in 1000 years we'll be sitting in the stands with fucking sniper rifles having a blast.
+PvtGermanWagz To be fair, I got the impression that the race is more of a gladiatorial style competition where crashes and death are common. Even with the "bring the kids and family" vibe. It actually tells you the culture on that planet or region is quite desensitized to suffering. But it also tells us the audience that by 1999 Lucas had become an atrocious storyteller.
+Brad Couce You mean it's what nascar was a 1000 years ago.
Well I looked and the upload of the movie 'Firestorm' seen in this episode is not online anymore. Luckily, it appears someone else uploaded it about two months ago back onto the platform.
Happy watching, fellow weirdos rewatching OPCD episodes and finding this comment.
I watched Firestorm many years ago during my brief Barry Pepper hyperfixation. I can't for the life of me tell you what happened to him or anyone else in this movie.
Apparently, there are birds.
LES MISEPUAJJGH-BLE,
I died
i literally burst out laughing when i heard it
Lol.
I had to replay that scene like twice, I laughed so hard lol!
Dammit you beat me to it.
"The show about things my brain shouts at me while I'm trying to be an adult"
Perfect
Where is Brad Pitt in Meet Joe Black??? Him getting hit by the car is one of the funniest things ever!!
I agree completely. I was waiting for that one. Plus Ice Harvest when they are blaming the corpse for not fitting in the trunk properly.
I think that was intentionally funny though
Did you go tanning with shades on, or do you guys have an intern doing the makeup? Because it looks strange with your face being all tanned wearing an untanned bandit mask.
Kajan451 I noticed that too! I kept getting super distracted by it during the entire video, lol. I feel bad commenting on someone's looks, but if it's makeup, he needs a lighter shade and someone to apply it properly. But he's still cute, untanned bandit mask and all. :)
I wouldn't have commented if it didn't have distract me. I suspect it was a problem with the make up and lighting. But i might be wrong.
Kajan451 nah, it was totally distracting me the whole time as well. I kept thinking, "was it this bad in the previous vids... I don't remember it being this bad."
Thanks for saying it, i couldn't stop seeing it! Lighting and/or makeup be damned I still love this show so damn much!
+Kajan451 Almost looks like the spray-on tan body builders use.
I keep coming back to watch these videos after 7 years! Autism is a hell of a drug.
thats how i pronunce Les Miserables too
Les *stroke noise*
dude, hands down, this guy is the funniest person working for cracked
If you're hanging in an elevator shaft and the only way to survive is to kill an innocent man, it's you him or him and you. It'd be stupid not to kick him off, really.
Jester Azazel more like you and him, or just him. In no case only you.
Jester Azazel In real life, yes. In movie land, they could have easily scripted that better!
+Jester Azazel The fact that he had to be kicked off for the other guy to survive is not the problem. The problem is that they handled that scene completely wrong and over the top.
The whole point of the scene was supposed to show that people have to fight for their lives any way they can and that sometimes, that includes harsh decisions that decide the fate of others, because it's pure survival instincts at this point. His death was supposed to be meaningfull and show the severity people need to go to, to ensure their own survival.
Instead, they treat him like he's a piece of disposable trash, while the dangling guy clings on for dear life, begging and pleading with his executioners until the old guy kicks him off and sends him to a death way worse then he deserves.
They could have just sent him hurtling down the elevator shaft and maybe include a thud sound while the 'good' guys flinch in regret and sorrow over what they had to do. There was no need to kill him this brutally. It was insensitive and way over the top. It's the kind of death only the worst of villains deserve. Not hapless victims of circumstance.
Still though, it's a movie, and usually in movies the protagonist has to be likable and sympathetic to the audience. The movie could have just as easily had one of them try to pul the guy up, only to have him fall and then everyone mourns because they're great people like that.
+Jester Azazel You know what else, John McClane should have just left the Nakatomi Plaza. Sure, his estranged wife was in there, but he couldn't realistically take on a bunch of terrorists all by himself to save her, and it seems like a stupid plan for a cop to kill off the terrorists if his aim is to preserve the lives of the hostages.
Ha! Phantom menace. But seriously, that's pretty dark. BTW thanks for reminding me that movie exists.
i agree, javets death was stupid,
"One of those elevator boat spikes, you know?"
"An ocean prison spike"
I saw les mis in theaters with my friends at least 3 times and we all went from crying to laughing at javerts death all 3 times
The brunette British woman in Jurassic World deserves a mention.
Also the brunette British/German woman in inglorious basterds. It wouldn't be THAT funny, except for Col Hans screams like a tiger as he lunges after her
I don't think it was funny as much as it was shocking
just one "REAH" and then you're done! Idk why... but this made me laugh so hard!
Funny thing about "Executive Decision:" a friend and I were watching this movie at home and as it was getting started, we were talking about how funny it would be if someone made a movie with some big name action stars, and they all died right at the beginning leaving the second string to finish the movie.
Thane36425 Yep. The marketing hyped Sagal as a major star of the film, why it was great when he died in such an hilarious manner. My friends all laughed and we rewatched that scene over and over. It was a surprise Kurt Russel lead movie... and that is always a pleasant surprise.
Didn't know that. I've never watched "Scream."
Psycho was the first to do it, I think.
In smaller productions they get a big name for a, usually (and cheaper?), small part and then try to sell the movie based on the celeb.
SPOILERS:
These aren't great examples, but Christian Slater was first to die in Mindhunters while Val Kilmer had a minor roll. It also had LL Cool J and Jonny Lee Miller in lead roles.
I've only seen the first episode of Z Nation, but Harold Perrineau (from Lost) was in it and was, apart from DJ Qualls, the only actor i recognized. And he died, expectedly.
Thane36425 Case in point...'The Other Guys'...Buddy cop movie starring Dwayne Johnson and Samuel L. Jackson as two tough, totally awesome cops.
Who die like 5 minutes in.
then we have to follow around these two guys....Will Farely and Mack Walburgia?
+JamesCPotter13 That's actually a bit of an interesting example, because it was unintentional in the sense that they fully expected to continue their reign of badass crime fighting for many years after landing in those bushes.....
but at the same time, they stood there, talked it over, and planned what to any reasonable person would be their suicide and then proceeded to slap hands one last time and jump off a 20 story building to their deaths....
It's 2020 (quarantine) and I'm coming back to these videos, Damm I love them I WANT MORE!
10:46 "one RAAK and you're gone" am I bad that I rewound that 3 times to hear that line over and over again?
The way he says "Les Miserables" is everything.
Dan saying "Hello internet"? Déjà vu...
melkorsheir oh god, that video is so fucking cringe
+E “Confactsci” Coonrad Doesn't e\he say that at the star of every OPCD? I don't understand what you mean, lol
+melkorsheir the phandom... it's just fucking everywhere xD
Andyy Covers we dont fuck EVERYWHERE
E Coonrad okay, fine, not EVERYWHERE :P
Javert's death made me angry because it was portrayed so hilariously when I first saw it, and it still does! In the stage musical, that last note that he sings is meant to indicate that he is falling because it starts off loud, and then slowly trails off. In the movie, they do it the EXACT SAME WAY, only he falls AFTER he does the note, so it just looks even more stupid right before his crunch of death. Javert deserved better!
Brad Pitt's death in Meet Joe Black. Brad Pitt's death in Benjamin Button. The people who died in the alien attack in War Of the Worlds....
The MJB death is definitely intentionally funny
9:00 - "He's super dead!"
Either he saw Hamilton really early on, or this is a tremendous coincidence.
And Hamilton's talking about King Louis... Who was the King of France.. Where Les Mis is set - LINKS
Also have you seen the Hamilton reference in the Aladdin OPCD video?
I really hope its a power ranger thing next week :
pipuk3 Probably not gonna be though =(
+pipuk3
I don't mind it, but Power Rangers do nothing for me. I never knew of their existence until early adulthood, so I never developed any sort of relationship to them.
So if there's a video about them, I'll think "cool, that's gonna be fun for the Americans" and then go and have a little cry because they just confuse me. :(
Paeremannen dude I grew up in Belfast Northern Ireland in the 90's and even I know about the power rangers , had their action figures and everything ! if I had to name 2 things to describe my 'childhood it'd be pokemon and power rangers :3
Yeah, but I grew up in Norway and it never aired here. I guess it's an anglosphere thing or something, we just never imported the show.
Paeremannen It isn't. I'm French, and the Power Rangers are awesome.
why he dressing up like chris pratt now?
Laughing so much right now.
Hes chris pratts phantom, boss
And tanning like Trump
Dude, i miss OPCD so much...
Javert's death is the best one by far! It always makes me cackle when rewatching les mis
No Samuel L Jackson getting snatched by shark in Deep Blue Sea, right his super motivating ass speech that got the entire theater amped up. "Damn. We're all doomed".
The host is fun. The writer(s)? Great. I'll never watch Poseidon as a result!
+builttrainer Agreed. This was charming.
+builttrainer what bullshit heroes hahaha
I believe Big Dan (the host) is also the writer. I might be wrong, but I know he writes, or is at least one of the writers should there be more than one, for many of the scripted series on Cracked. Stuff like After Hours and Rom.Com. He's a fantastic writer. Something about his style of humor and delivery when he's hosting is just the best.
I think "The Poseidon Adventure", the movie this was based on, was a bit better. You might try that
the host is lame and trying way to hard to be funny (and failing utterly)
In the original Poseidon adventure the man just falls, he's not kicked off by anyone, and that's why the original is a far better movie
Cooper Woodliff and the original has Shelley Winters!x
I want to be Dan's friend.
Episode 1 was so weird that the only memorable thing was that camelstandin not having a butthole with which to fart. It completely broke my 8 year old brain. I eventually came to the conclusion that it was vocalizing, not farting, and Jar Jar was a dumbass huffing podracer fumes.
I unabashedly love Nic Cage’s performance in “The Rock.” Tony Todd’s death scene is lit. (Excuse the pun).
"Les Mis **seizure**"
i was worried that this list would spoil an interesting movie for me, but it just turns out to be a list of movies i've either never heard of, or had no intention of watching anyway.
Bro, Les Misérables is incredible. Every death except for Javerts (and hell, you're crying throughout that song so the crunch doesn't ruin it too badly) is incredible. The songs are fantastic, you feel all of it with your whole heart and soul.
drzoidberg4evr As a big fan of the book and an average fan of the musical - I thought it was alright. Could've had _some_ better singers (Crowe was awful and I've never liked Jackman's singing voice - it sounds like he's half-talking the whole time) and I didn't think Eddie Redmayne _looked_ like Marius, but overall it had it's really good and really bad in different places.
+Master Markus Agreed, completely. The singing of the two male leads was just...mediocre, to the point I had to keep pausing it and walking away to vent my irritation at the bad singing. Was never able to get submersed into the plot because of it, so the 'powerful emotional scenes' to me were just...dull. I cheered when Javerts died because I wouldn't have to hear him any more, actually.
GraveKing3473
I saw it in theatres, so I couldn't really vent, but when I watched it at home, I couldn't help but try singing at the television as if I could somehow guide them to actually hit the right notes.
I've heard people say that the singing isn't all sleek and perfect because it's showing the "grittiness" of the story. I say, if you're going to show the story in a gritty and realistic way _adapt the book_. The musical is a big Broadway-style musical through-and-through and it certainly has a more "grand" and "glorifying" take on the story than the book does, which is generally more personal and introspective and would certainly suit "gritty and realistic" better.
boe jarton The Rock and Executive Decision are good movies IMO. I have seen all but Les Miserables but I have read the novel in that case. I can't believe I saw Firestorm in the theater and it is now available for free on TH-cam.
I went to watch Finding Forrester when it came out with a friend, and about halfway through the movie I had to use the bathroom. I choose to attempt to hold it in, because I too get unexplainable migraines at the very thought of missing part of a movie I paid to see. As the movie was wrapping up I was really regretting the large soda I had polished off early on, and was having some of the worst pee cramps of my life. Spoiler alert, but screw you the movie came out sixteen years ago, Sean Connery's character dies of cancer near the end, and as his lawyer is telling Rob Mark's charcter this, right as the lawyer is saying the word cancer, which is where the movie goes quiet to let this somber moment sink in, I suddenly burst out in hysterical, extremely loud laughter. It was a dark theater packed with people, and my friend and I could tell that everybody had turned to look at me. To make matters worse, I immediately got up and sprinted out of the theater at top speed! I can only imagine what was going through those audience members minds. Performing the tightest, fastest pee-walk of my life, I teleported to the bathroom and enjoyed one of the greatest pisses of my life. It probably wasn't Tom Hanks A League of Their Own long, but it ranks near the top for personal records. So I finish up and head back to the theater, and as soon as I walked in every audience member in the theater turned to face me, and some...okay, many were giving me a look. That judging kind of look. My friend was giving me the look. I immediately sat down and proceeded to finish watching the movie, and held in more laughter at the absurdity of the situation. How demented must I have appeared, some young adult male laughing maniacally and happily at death by cancer, racing out of the theater as if ashamed or embarrassed of such behavior, then daring to come back for the finale. My friend leaned in whispered to me, "What the fuck is wrong with you?" I whispered back, "When you gotta go, you gotta go!" I had to hold in another giggle fit. I thought it was funny. My friend did too after I elaborated. Everyone else probably thought I was a monster or psychopath.
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Meng Hao thanks you sooo much for this brilliant comment, it made me burst out in laughter like a complete fool! :')
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Laughed non-stop from the moment you pronounced “Le Mis-CCHHRRAB” until the end of the video. Hilarious! 😂
I love how movies have to show that a character that they are unequivocally dead or else it doesn't count. Like people will think that Javert will show up in the sequel or something.
"elevator boat spike"
made my fuckin day man
You are my favorite on here! Keep it up!!!
I'm not sure if I've just been watching opcd videos back to back for way too long now or if this one is just a goddamn masterpiece, but I just laughed alone in my room rather uncontrollably for a significant while. Thank you Daniel, Mr. O'Brien, you delightful bundle of socially awkward wiki-entries.
I remember that scene from posseidon it was disturbing and the guy was hispanic and "served" the whites and then trown and sacrificed, disgusting.
I don't think he was Hispanic, but he was definitely no older than 20 at most. So, an old guy kills someone who hasn't even reached the prime of their life, and only helped everyone. And we're supposed to like the old guy. Yeah, that movie was shit.
I haven't seen this movie, but watching the scene in this video, it doesn't look "hilarious" at all. It's horrendous.
Yes its kind of awkward and disgusting maybe also because its reflect the reality of people.
This was so awful. Josh Lucas never disappointed me more.
you racist...
05:58 jus Rico being murdered by 1-percenters.
also, Danny's poopy tan :/
Can we all agree that Russell Crowe in Les Mis was unintentionally hilarious in every way?
I laughed out loud at the first note out of his dumb mouth and I laughed even harder when he splatted on the fountain
Because this presenter speaks at incredible and incomprehensible speed I clicked on settings and adjusted the video speed to 0.5 at which point the whole thing not only became watchable but also hilarious! The guy sounds whisky drunk yet lucid to the point of brilliance.
+espritDes Wow, this video was funny before, and now it became a lot more hilarious at half speed!
I had no problem understanding him
Its odd to watch this 4 years later when I watched this under 10k veiws when it first came out. Dan works for john oliver and after hours is over.
Yall got me through some rough times before i realized what rough times really where considering everything is going on.
I dont know if the team still checks these but thanks for everything and hope yall are doing well.
Can't believe you fired them
i have to add the propeller guy from titanic i have never laughed so hard at a death before
I found the one in the elevator upsetting and disturbing rather than hillarious. I don't think I would forgive the characters who killed that guy, I'd either turn the movie off or spend the whole time hoping they lost. I feel really sad now.
MiniNymph i know right? makes you feel cold inside.
That's why I hate modern disaster movies, they seem to get off on killing innocent people by the truckload. Watching an overly elaborate death is only cathartic when you want to see the guy die because they're either a bad guy or an asshole. Watching it happen to an innocent person pleading for their life is just fucked up.
MiniNymph Josh Lucas's character saved a life. Freddy's character was dead anyway. It was a gutsy and correct call to tell him to kick him off. The only other option would be to let them both go.
Patrick Dukemajian I may not have seen the whole movie, but I'm pretty sure I saw a woman and a kid sitting about doing nothing in that clip. Maybe they are both paralysed or something and can't help, but I think my first idea in that position would have been to increase the upwards force by calling them over to help out rather than decreasing the load.
+MiniNymph
It's easy to say what we would do from our comfort. Remember any dangerous situation from your life where you had to decide something at that instant and you'll notice that your mind went blank and reasoning became neglected in favor of action or paralysis!
It's just hard to judge what people do in survival situations...
The podracing scene was already baffling, but...fuck's sake, George Lucas.
First, he ruined Tuskan Raiders. In 'A New Hope,' they were played up like crazy nomad survivalists that lurked beyond what little civilization Tatooine had.
And then we saw them in the podracing scene, fucking shooting at the racers. Why? Why are they doing that? Why are they *allowed* to do that? People were making bets on the outcome. There was a fucking Hutt present, and the event was clearly a big fucking deal. It was like watching a bunch of hillbillies started take potshots at the horses at the Kentucky Derby, except in a bizarro-universe where everyone present just kind of shrugged and said, "Oh. Well, I guess that's happening now, too."
But fucking Max. That scene should've been one of the biggest red flags about the prequels, because I'm pretty sure that George Lucas sincerely thought that bit was supposed to make us laugh. Let that sink in. The man who brought us 'The Empire Strikes Back' thinks comedy is A) farts and B) a father of three suffering a burning, screaming death in front of his entire family.
If George Lucas had directed 'The Lion King,' Mufasa's death would've included a shot of Mufasa's eyes crossing comically as one of the wildebeests stepped on his lion-dick.
2019 here....firestorm still on TH-cam
Whenever Executive Decision is on, is super pumped to watch Seagal get blown out of the plane. Hilarious video Cracked!
His face is so weirdly tanned
Meet Joe Black. His death is fucking HYSTERICAL. My sisters and I will rewind it and play it backwards to add a whole new level of hilarity.
JayDaPeace The part where he gets hit by a car which throws him into the windshield of another incoming car?
It's amazing.
YES! It's THE best.
Omg I thought I was the only one who do that.
+JayDaPeace I know, I was waiting for that to be #1. It was the only time I can remember that I laughed at a death in a dramatic movie.
Why are you orange today?
That's a good question
+Ross O'Connor It's summer, he tanned. Try going outside once in awhile, you'll be surprised to find this thing called the sun.
+Evelina999 Orange tans usually come from a bottle.
DOB seems to have a pretty unhealthy fascination with death related defecation.
“If Nicholas Cage were Batman, then The Rock is his parents getting shot to death in an alley!”, is maybe a hall of fame analogy!😂
What about in Titanic and the ship is straight in the air and many people have already died and it is super sad; until that random guy hits the propeller....every time I cant help laughing haha
Umm... Meet Joe Black?
+Jack Bertwistle YESSS! Thanks for saying this. I was scrolling to see if anyone else said it. When I saw that in the theater, EVERYONE starting laughing uncomfortably. And it was so fucked up, but it was way way more awkward and funnier than I think any of these especially juxtaposed against the tone of the movie. I bet no audience has ever been so uncomfortable as the death scene of that film.
+Jack Bertwistle I went and saw the scene OH MY FUCKING LORD!
JUST!
THE BEST!
+Jack Bertwistle Was that death not supposed to be funny? I saw that movie like a year ago, and that scene is literally all I remember because it was freaking hilarious. I just assumed it was intentional.
+Jack Bertwistle Haha so true!
we need opcd more often , that phantom menace Guy threw me for a loop
The final point about Rats Tyerell (I googled him, fight me) had my legitimately crying. A young boy 'yippee-ing' over your husband's death - this is why I love Cracked
I've never seen Les Miserables, but watching that scene genuinely made me laugh. Well played sir.