The 7 Most Unintentionally Hilarious Movie Deaths - Obsessive Pop Culture Disorder

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  • @dajosh42069
    @dajosh42069 7 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    "He's clearly staring that missile down with a level of respect, that you can tell he thinks is mutual!!" Yes!! hahaha

    • @chrishubbard64
      @chrishubbard64 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I honestly remember watching that movie and thinking much the same thing. I was like, "Was he thinking the missile would FLINCH?! Did he confuse it with a horse charge and think that if he ran it would trample him but if he stood there it would stop?"

    • @thegrayyernaut
      @thegrayyernaut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Legends say that he and that god damn missile are still, to this day, staring down at each other in hell like a midday shootout.

  • @zstick
    @zstick 9 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    DOB's sense of humor is so powerful, he doesn't even know he's about to make the funniest joke in the video. "Les MiserAGHBLBGH" had me crying because it just came out of hamster-juggling nowhere. DOB is love. DOB is life.

  • @jpkdesignz
    @jpkdesignz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    *Where the fuck is Boba Fett?!* Han Solo didn't even fucking see him; he bumped into him with his back, activated his jetpack, making him crash and thus dropping into a giant sandworm.
    Could there be anything more unintentionally hilarious?!

    • @danielparejo1800
      @danielparejo1800 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      +Jermaine Prince I think that was *intentionally* hilarious.

    • @jpkdesignz
      @jpkdesignz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Daniel Parejo But it was not _intended_ by Han Solo :D

    • @danielparejo1800
      @danielparejo1800 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      +Jermaine Prince True, yet I think the title refers to *unintended by the director* ^^U

    • @Rvrstyx
      @Rvrstyx 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Of course, depending on whether you care about the Star Wars EU not being canon anymore, he didn't technically die.

    • @Hannibal_dude
      @Hannibal_dude 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      boba fett dosent die in that thing. he makes his way out. its explained in the books.

  • @guitarhero7219
    @guitarhero7219 8 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    If he said "Are you kidding me? Rocket man is my favorite song!" Jolly Ole Nick probably would've said "Then you'll love this!"

  • @usernamunavailiable
    @usernamunavailiable 7 ปีที่แล้ว +619

    No guy hitting the Titanic's propeller? Laughing at that one got me several dirty looks.

    • @sasayaki
      @sasayaki 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      This video definitely needs a part two at the very least.

    • @cl3mb0t
      @cl3mb0t 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oh yes! Seconded.

    • @evinspire284
      @evinspire284 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      usernamunavailiable SAME.

    • @xelectrix
      @xelectrix 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I'm laughing just thinking about it

    • @shanegame87
      @shanegame87 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      usernamunavailiable yes, glad I'm not the only one

  • @SlightlyNotorious
    @SlightlyNotorious 9 ปีที่แล้ว +370

    The podracer scene may have been completely and utterly unnecessary, but yet, it was somehow the best part of that awful movie.

    • @tristancaballero5932
      @tristancaballero5932 9 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      +SlightlyNotorious you have to admit that darth maul was badass.

    • @AmatMiguel
      @AmatMiguel 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      SlightlyNotorious agreed, it was the only thing I liked about that movie as a kid and even made me buy the 64 game (which is actually also quite fun).

    • @SlightlyNotorious
      @SlightlyNotorious 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Tristan Caballero I disagree. Even back when I was 10 I thought Darth Maul was pretty dumb looking. The double bladed lightsaber was cool at the time but past that I don't think there's anything memorable about him.
      I like my villains to have a personality.

    • @Drace90
      @Drace90 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      SlightlyNotorious The podrace scene was not any more unneccessary as the garbage compactor scene in New Hope, the Wampa-scene in Empire or the entire first act of Jedi. Just saying.

    • @tristancaballero5932
      @tristancaballero5932 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Can we all just say that star wars has its flaws but overall its pretty freaking badass.
      Lets also hope that another flaw does not come out in the near future.

  • @Justin.JM.McNeil
    @Justin.JM.McNeil 8 ปีที่แล้ว +788

    i'm surprised Titanic's propeller man did not make the list

    • @jgaudette420
      @jgaudette420 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      lol so true

    • @Troop3r666
      @Troop3r666 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I don't think he died tho

    • @Justin.JM.McNeil
      @Justin.JM.McNeil 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Troop3r666 you must be joking

    • @Knalxz
      @Knalxz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      +Troop3r666 He fucking super died. Also that scene was probably the first time I ever laughed at a death. I remember watching it as a kid with my great aunt and cousins and everyone bursting out in laughter at his death.

    • @Troop3r666
      @Troop3r666 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +SuperKnalxz Grey it's not like he went off the propeller with his head, it was his legs that hit the propeller and all he did was cartwheel in midair. if he had landed on someone he would have died.

  • @kenham1
    @kenham1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    The only way that poor bastard immolated in the pod race could have died worse, is if they used the Wilhelm death scream for him. I laughed. I feel guilty :)

    • @kilderok
      @kilderok 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      +kenham1 I laughed because it was the same exact sound he made before the race. LMAO....recycled soundclips=instant cheese. Especially so when you think of what that yell translated to. Whatever it was, it's either hilarious that he said it before the race, or during his death. if he yelled "fuck!" he said it both to the crowd/his wife and kids and to the rock spire. XD Even if it were a simple onomatopoeic "YAAAA!" He said it the same way in both situations, so it's still funny.

    • @Shorty2109
      @Shorty2109 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Oh crap. I laughed so hard at your comment xD Especially when I imagined him yelling "fuck!" at the crowd and his family. I am still laughing while writing this comment it so hard type with tears in my eyes XD

    • @marisa1637
      @marisa1637 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Learned a new word today

    • @AmazingThor
      @AmazingThor 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wish his scream would replace the Wilhelm as the go-to Hollywood sound clip

  • @Magic_beans_
    @Magic_beans_ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    Fun fact: "Broken Arrow" is the film that prompted Hollywood to use green screens instead of blue for doing Chromakey effects. John Travolta's eyes just happened to be the same shade of blue as the blue screen, so when they filmed and previewed some early scenes, he had landscapes and explosions in his eyes.

    • @pteppig
      @pteppig 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Frijole can't stop laughing when imagining this

    • @jeaniebird999
      @jeaniebird999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That IS a FUN fact!

    • @ravenshrike
      @ravenshrike 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      This would have made the movie 1000 times better.

    • @TheEricZ
      @TheEricZ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Interesting.

    • @zognarreg
      @zognarreg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That’s pretty funny trivia!

  • @shaydorahl6740
    @shaydorahl6740 8 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    "His newly widowed wife who came here straight from the hospital had to sit there clutching her fatherless children and watching while Anakin came yelping out of his pod to a chorus of throaty cheers while her husband laid fused to the smoldering wreckage that was their livelihood shitting himself uncontrollably now that no nervous system exists to keep his alien bowels clenched."
    ROFLMFAO!

    • @Dazecat11
      @Dazecat11 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Couldn't have said it better.

    • @emergencyrapidresponseteam7181
      @emergencyrapidresponseteam7181 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *whistles and hides* Was not George Lucas who killed RATTS TYERELL! Was not George Lucas who brought the family together to watch Ratts die and defecate his pants. Was not George Lucas have Anakin go Yippie after he won. Glad you loved my last 3 scenes which I made sure Lucas installed in Phantom Menace before I quit ILM. Jar Jar Binks was the Phantom Menace.

    • @jayczzzya
      @jayczzzya 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thats an award winning rant

    • @jayczzzya
      @jayczzzya 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@emergencyrapidresponseteam7181 George Lucas gave a Ratts ass about that poor family

    • @tuschman168
      @tuschman168 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      But seriously, what the fuck, George Lucas? His family wasn't even in the original theatrical release. I would have remembered. That means that someone decided this was too cruel to put into the movie and then later someone decided: Nah, it's fine. Put it back in for the re-release.

  • @ethancornelius7163
    @ethancornelius7163 7 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    What's with all these dangerous random spikes to get impaled on just lying around.

    • @TheAmityElf
      @TheAmityElf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Mr.Fuzyhat Cornelius Gotta get impaled somehow.

    • @PongoXBongo
      @PongoXBongo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Better to have them and not need them, than the other way around.

    • @firstnamelastname4813
      @firstnamelastname4813 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Their called Legos

    • @trazyntheinfinite9895
      @trazyntheinfinite9895 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      fun fact, the church of spiketology has been paying millions of dollars over the years to promote spikes.

    • @hoosierhiver
      @hoosierhiver 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Back in the 60's the government replaced a lot of the quicksand with spikes for economic reasons.

  • @usernamunavailiable
    @usernamunavailiable 7 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    I laughed my ass off when you showed the blue aliens family!

    • @amadaotero2886
      @amadaotero2886 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      OMG SAME I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

    • @zekerein3410
      @zekerein3410 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      me too hahahahaha

    • @samr6514
      @samr6514 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Personally I thought it was really sad.

    • @owenliss3263
      @owenliss3263 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      me too

    • @Wingo537
      @Wingo537 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol, that movie is so bad

  • @eatingchaos
    @eatingchaos 9 ปีที่แล้ว +708

    Can Cracked videos JUST be OPCD and After Hours?

    • @idrisabdullah3492
      @idrisabdullah3492 9 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      And Does Not Compute

    • @Maazzzo
      @Maazzzo 9 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      +William Rhea Yes, these two. And Roger's Honest adverts series. I love Roger.

    • @laviarray
      @laviarray 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      William Rhea What about Today's topic and Spit take?

    • @Maazzzo
      @Maazzzo 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** Really? I don't watch those anymore -- I find think they're terrible. Any time I've watched it I've regretted it.

    • @oisinmachine1246
      @oisinmachine1246 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      more agents of cracked

  • @JABRIEL251
    @JABRIEL251 7 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    And Ratts Tyerell was only two weeks from retirement

    • @tuschman168
      @tuschman168 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      There was a lot of that kind of stuff going around in the extended universe. I think the rancor from Return of the Jedi was supposed to be freed the next day by the shirtless guy who cried when Luke killed it. It's tragic background events everywhere in these movies.
      I mean, the rancor is just a stupid animal. It didn't know better. And supposedly it was gonna be set free somewhere where it wouldn't be able to hurt anyone.

    • @hallesdad
      @hallesdad 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He really was getting too old for that shit

  • @ThePrankDudes
    @ThePrankDudes 8 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    "Oh you know just regular elevator boat spikes" love when he said that.

  • @darkocchi
    @darkocchi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Joe's death in "Meet Joe Black" is the funniest death ever.

    • @vandolmatzis8146
      @vandolmatzis8146 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I too have it on repeat, knowing my death will be unintentionally hilarious.Lol.

  • @wingblade6023
    @wingblade6023 9 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    Scientist from world war z slips while running to get back on the plane, slips and shoots himself. One of the funniest scenes in cinema.

    • @ogdentaylor7473
      @ogdentaylor7473 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      wing blade AGREED.

    • @hyperdeath84
      @hyperdeath84 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      wing blade I think that at least was supposed to be kind of funny.

    • @MrFrostburner
      @MrFrostburner 9 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      +wing blade YOU NEED TO LIVE, YOU ARE OUR ONLY HOPE TO STOP THIS! *head sploosh*

    • @mastermarkus5307
      @mastermarkus5307 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      wing blade That was amazing. I had to rewind it to see how he died because it just happens so suddenly that I was struck by disbelief.

    • @IveGotToast
      @IveGotToast 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      wing blade I thought Chris Evans slipping on a fish in snowpiercer was the funniest scene, even though he didn't die.

  • @RoyalKnightVIII
    @RoyalKnightVIII 8 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    Everyone please contribute to the Ratts Tyerell Foundation to end this barbarous racing sport. remember Ratts.

    • @InnannasRainbow
      @InnannasRainbow 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +Ocelotl Chimalpahin I pledge a million shitlings. They are valuable on my planet.

    • @jonathanmedina3825
      @jonathanmedina3825 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao I’ll chip in all my life savings

    • @JamesSmith-gm7fm
      @JamesSmith-gm7fm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I really never noticed how dark that death was until I rewatched Phantom menace

    • @charimonfanboy
      @charimonfanboy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JamesSmith-gm7fm
      This is why the Republic failed, the Empire was right to boot out the corrupt politicians, the barbaric death sports and armies comprised of bodyguards and mercenaries and bring in the enlightened rule of righteous leaders, economic revitalization and dedicated peace keepers operating under a centralized command structure

    • @Gin-kz5ss
      @Gin-kz5ss 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      charimonfanboy
      Butcha corruption on both sides.
      No point choosing the lesser of two monolithic evils.
      Whoever pays better gets my aim.

  • @JaviBee
    @JaviBee 8 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    This guy is the only reason I watch cracked

    • @PaigeBook
      @PaigeBook 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Was* :(

    • @n0tk0sher
      @n0tk0sher 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Ron Silvey hard

  • @lamat124
    @lamat124 8 ปีที่แล้ว +455

    LES MISEPUAJJGH-BLE,

  • @georgiakyle1988
    @georgiakyle1988 8 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    The people who fall off the half of the ship that stands up vertically in Titanic always gets me. Its the combination the rag doll bodies and the sounds of metal bings and boings when their bodies hit them, i can't help but burst out in laughter.

    • @Burt1038
      @Burt1038 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      +Kyle Massey It made me think of plinko on the price is right.

    • @WAQWBrentwood
      @WAQWBrentwood 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Burt1038 Ha Ha!

    • @Morboeatspeople
      @Morboeatspeople 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Kyle Massey I got smacked by my date, for laughing when I saw the dead baby on the board. I couldn't help it. It was such a ham handed attempt at forcing tears out of people lol

    • @RaptorJesus.
      @RaptorJesus. 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Kyle Massey i was about to type that one XD

    • @iTyncWithReality
      @iTyncWithReality 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SAME!!! Every damn time. hahahaha!

  • @imareallyniceguy1244
    @imareallyniceguy1244 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    this dude's obsessed with death pooping lol

    • @cjwrench07
      @cjwrench07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It is what happens when everyone dies. Holding your butthole closed is an autonomic brain function, like breathing; so when you die your body stops flexing those muscles and you poop your really nice guy underwear.

  • @GoneZombie
    @GoneZombie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Just here to say that butchering the pronunciation of Les MiseRLAB like that is legitimately one of my favorite jokes ever and I still think about it at least a few times a month 7 years later.

  • @Nuclear_Gandhi
    @Nuclear_Gandhi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Unintentionally hilarious movie deaths...so basically, all of the Final Destination movies?

    • @Clayjarazn
      @Clayjarazn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      They were intentionally over the top and not to be taken too seriously.

    • @ethanwatson6131
      @ethanwatson6131 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The guy who got crushed by the log in his car is still kinda terrifying even though it’s ridiculous

  • @ProjectEchoshadow
    @ProjectEchoshadow 9 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    Max's death made me a sad.

    • @AmatMiguel
      @AmatMiguel 9 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      ProjectEchoshadow It was funny until you learn that his family was there

    • @TheCinccinoTV
      @TheCinccinoTV 9 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      ProjectEchoshadow I was like:
      hahaha, OH NOOOO!!!

    • @schwartzhoffsteven
      @schwartzhoffsteven 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +AmatMiguel Well, I am sure that part of the enterance fee goes to cover insurance for the families/owners of injured/killed racers ;-)

    • @ProjectEchoshadow
      @ProjectEchoshadow 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      steven schwartzhoff that open field charged admission?

    • @ProjectEchoshadow
      @ProjectEchoshadow 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      steven schwartzhoff they were insects, so bug off.

  • @ryndanriley5348
    @ryndanriley5348 7 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    I guess it makes sense not to include Samuel L. Jackson in Deep Blue Sea because I'm pretty sure that was supposed to be ridiculous.

    • @FirebirdCamaro1220
      @FirebirdCamaro1220 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'm sick and tired of these motherfucking sharks on this motherfucking sub lol

    • @CinemaDemocratica
      @CinemaDemocratica 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      His reaction in the commentary track to his own death on screen is the reason we never should have gotten rid of commentary tracks.

  • @mikeheywood7521
    @mikeheywood7521 8 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    RIP Max Tyrell. At least it wasn't wildfire.

  • @ducksunlimited1995
    @ducksunlimited1995 7 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    Gotta love that pronunciation of Les Misérables

    • @gailcbull
      @gailcbull 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      When Americans try to speak French: always good for a laugh.

    • @gailcbull
      @gailcbull 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Americans and the French language: always a bad combo.

    • @Armand79th
      @Armand79th 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Just look at Canadia.

    • @missyb9438
      @missyb9438 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      DucksUnlimited do French people adopt an American accent when pronouncing American names? No, they don’t! Why should we pronounce names like they would? STFU.

    • @thisisJim85
      @thisisJim85 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I laughed so hard.
      I was actually waiting to see if he pronounced it correctly, because I'm not sure how it's supposed to be pronounced.

  • @Wizeguy8357
    @Wizeguy8357 8 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    My choice for this was always the guy who got killed by the ED-209 in the office at the beginning of "RoboCop." Best part is that the guy takes like a hundred rounds to the chest, and then the first thing someone yells afterword is "Call an ambulance!" as if there was any chance the guy could be saved. Save yourself a bill and just call the folks at the morgue.

    • @brucewaite3733
      @brucewaite3733 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's a Fucking hilarious scene.

    • @koryfredrick1164
      @koryfredrick1164 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And it‘s supposed to be ridiculous. It‘s Robocop.

    • @cainasmo9
      @cainasmo9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol you have 30 seconds to comply.....
      I laughed so hard that it repeatedly said that after he dropped his gun.....
      My ass would have ran out the door

    • @Batnano
      @Batnano 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol NA health care

    • @anarchyantz1564
      @anarchyantz1564 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cainasmo9 You now have 20 seconds to comply....

  • @isaacthomas6544
    @isaacthomas6544 7 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    My friend took me to see Les Mis when it came out in theaters. When Javert died, I started laughing so hard that I had to basically shove my coat sleeve in my mouth to keep from making a noise for about ten minutes. Every time my friend nudged me it just made me laugh harder. I'm pretty sure that was the only time I actually cried as well because I was just laughing way too hard.

    • @vlogmoor4992
      @vlogmoor4992 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hayden T That is literally the type of situation I’d find myself in LOL

    • @ledellwalker1
      @ledellwalker1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hayden T dude I just cryed

    • @SkylerKing
      @SkylerKing 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I started laughing out loud uncontrollably when I read this

    • @Armand79th
      @Armand79th 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The only highlight of an utterly garbage movie.

    • @joshberman1848
      @joshberman1848 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not gonna lie loved the movie but loled when I heard the crackkkkkk

  • @tylergaylord
    @tylergaylord 8 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I'm surprised the man who hit the titanic propeller when he tried to jump isn't on here, that was hilarious

    • @redeye4516
      @redeye4516 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Imagine how Rose must have told that part of the story. "Oh, this one guy tried jumping, then he hit the propeller on the way down and it was fucking hilarious". I mean, the entire story would be horrible if it was being told to you by some random old lady. She would be explaining sex scenes in detail, and also talking about scenes she would have no knowledge about because she wasn't there. Wait, did Rose make up everything? Is the entire movie a lie?

  • @shas1882
    @shas1882 8 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    I haven't laughed and cried this much in so f****** long. You talk so fast, and your little anecdotes are fan-f******-tastic. I just can't get enough of you dude. I have totally fallen for you.😻

  • @Flutterbutt225
    @Flutterbutt225 8 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Man, that Poseidon one really got me. Poor dude had the decency to let the guy go first and didn't deserve such a gruesome death. True I laughed a little when DOB pointed out that it was 4 Schwarzenegger deaths in one, but I still feel bad for the guy.
    And the Star Wars one was bad because the little alien dude was cute, although his whole family (including his newborn third child) being in attendance and the way they go on and on about it is the worst type of foreshadowing I have *ever* seen.

    • @derekstein6193
      @derekstein6193 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And it was that dude's last race before retirement.
      He was getting too old for that $h!t.

  • @Alagboriel
    @Alagboriel 8 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    10:58 proof that Anakin was actually a sith from a very young age.

    • @lwanco1018
      @lwanco1018 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Erika Fiore (Lebonah) Obi-Wan missed all the red flags.

    • @maxmoody9755
      @maxmoody9755 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True.

    • @ErikCartman
      @ErikCartman 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Erika Fiore (Lebonah) is that part about the family being there reaLLY IN THE MOVIE? I DON T RECALL IT

    • @TheBlackfall234
      @TheBlackfall234 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +ErikCartman probably extended edition

    • @massimookissed1023
      @massimookissed1023 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      +ErikCartman , it could be that Star Wars ep 1 was so traumatically shit, that your brain is desparately trying to protect you by forgetting it.

  • @bauchbart
    @bauchbart 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Genious move on the pronunciation of Les MiseWRAGRAAWBL XD I almost died there.

  • @redwarpaint
    @redwarpaint 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Talia's death in The Dark Knight Rises. I swear, when I saw the movie in the theater, the entire audience started laughing. How was that death performance actually allowed to remain in the final cut?

    • @danitho
      @danitho 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I know it's 5 years later but I looked up the scene since I haven't seen the movie. It was hilarious.

    • @AmazingThor
      @AmazingThor 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      At least she didn’t get a sewer funeral complete with penguin pallbearers

  • @PvtGermanWagz
    @PvtGermanWagz 9 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Hahahaha, that's funny cause i actually noticed that when i watched Phantom Menace. People/aliens literally die in that race and nobody fucking cares! They just cheer on the winner. Imagine when Dale Earnhart died if the race continued with nobody acknowledging what happened and just had the giant cup/champagne ceremony thing at the end without giving two shits someone crashed and died....that would be insane.

    • @samuelperezgarcia
      @samuelperezgarcia 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +PvtGermanWagz the race is deadly and everyone knows there will be casualties, so the deaths themselves are no big deal except for those close to the racers.

    • @JounLord1
      @JounLord1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +PvtGermanWagz I think people dying is an expected part of podracing. They seemed excited about things like the Sand People camped out on the track sniping at people and nobody seemed worked up when racers bought it.

    • @bcouce
      @bcouce 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +JounLord1 Yeah, basically podracing is what nascar will be in 1000 years. For now we pretend like we don't go to see the accidents, in 1000 years we'll be sitting in the stands with fucking sniper rifles having a blast.

    • @pluckyduck11y
      @pluckyduck11y 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +PvtGermanWagz To be fair, I got the impression that the race is more of a gladiatorial style competition where crashes and death are common. Even with the "bring the kids and family" vibe. It actually tells you the culture on that planet or region is quite desensitized to suffering. But it also tells us the audience that by 1999 Lucas had become an atrocious storyteller.

    • @masondeross
      @masondeross 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Brad Couce You mean it's what nascar was a 1000 years ago.

  • @stevegovea1
    @stevegovea1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I sometimes find myself being the only one in the theater, laughing at an unintentionally funny death.

  • @justincox7955
    @justincox7955 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Where is Brad Pitt in Meet Joe Black??? Him getting hit by the car is one of the funniest things ever!!

    • @davidfrank5969
      @davidfrank5969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I agree completely. I was waiting for that one. Plus Ice Harvest when they are blaming the corpse for not fitting in the trunk properly.

    • @ravenhayes7763
      @ravenhayes7763 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think that was intentionally funny though

  • @JaKe420Forever
    @JaKe420Forever 8 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    thats how i pronunce Les Miserables too
    Les *stroke noise*

  • @bishop420able
    @bishop420able 9 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Ha! Phantom menace. But seriously, that's pretty dark. BTW thanks for reminding me that movie exists.

  • @JesterAzazel
    @JesterAzazel 9 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    If you're hanging in an elevator shaft and the only way to survive is to kill an innocent man, it's you him or him and you. It'd be stupid not to kick him off, really.

    • @seanbirch
      @seanbirch 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jester Azazel more like you and him, or just him. In no case only you.

    • @josephdennehy4591
      @josephdennehy4591 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Jester Azazel In real life, yes. In movie land, they could have easily scripted that better!

    • @Xylarxcode
      @Xylarxcode 9 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      +Jester Azazel The fact that he had to be kicked off for the other guy to survive is not the problem. The problem is that they handled that scene completely wrong and over the top.
      The whole point of the scene was supposed to show that people have to fight for their lives any way they can and that sometimes, that includes harsh decisions that decide the fate of others, because it's pure survival instincts at this point. His death was supposed to be meaningfull and show the severity people need to go to, to ensure their own survival.
      Instead, they treat him like he's a piece of disposable trash, while the dangling guy clings on for dear life, begging and pleading with his executioners until the old guy kicks him off and sends him to a death way worse then he deserves.
      They could have just sent him hurtling down the elevator shaft and maybe include a thud sound while the 'good' guys flinch in regret and sorrow over what they had to do. There was no need to kill him this brutally. It was insensitive and way over the top. It's the kind of death only the worst of villains deserve. Not hapless victims of circumstance.

    • @TheSMLIFfilms
      @TheSMLIFfilms 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Still though, it's a movie, and usually in movies the protagonist has to be likable and sympathetic to the audience. The movie could have just as easily had one of them try to pul the guy up, only to have him fall and then everyone mourns because they're great people like that.

    • @handsomebrick
      @handsomebrick 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Jester Azazel You know what else, John McClane should have just left the Nakatomi Plaza. Sure, his estranged wife was in there, but he couldn't realistically take on a bunch of terrorists all by himself to save her, and it seems like a stupid plan for a cop to kill off the terrorists if his aim is to preserve the lives of the hostages.

  • @marioarias1899
    @marioarias1899 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It's 2020 (quarantine) and I'm coming back to these videos, Damm I love them I WANT MORE!

  • @Prologue18
    @Prologue18 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "Les Mis **seizure**"

  • @JesterAzazel
    @JesterAzazel 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "Firestorm passed."
    "And that's not all. Look. A box of fucking birds for our day."
    "Tight."
    Dan O cracks me up.
    Those videos of text on a screen would be 10x better if they just paid Dan to read that shit, and maybe improvise a bit.

  • @melkorsheir
    @melkorsheir 9 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Dan saying "Hello internet"? Déjà vu...

    • @ecoonrad4753
      @ecoonrad4753 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      melkorsheir oh god, that video is so fucking cringe

    • @teejaysmall3062
      @teejaysmall3062 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +E “Confactsci” Coonrad Doesn't e\he say that at the star of every OPCD? I don't understand what you mean, lol

    • @andyaliaga3188
      @andyaliaga3188 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +melkorsheir the phandom... it's just fucking everywhere xD

    • @ecoonrad4753
      @ecoonrad4753 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Andyy Covers we dont fuck EVERYWHERE

    • @andyaliaga3188
      @andyaliaga3188 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      E Coonrad okay, fine, not EVERYWHERE :P

  • @mariem8033
    @mariem8033 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "One of those elevator boat spikes, you know?"
    "An ocean prison spike"

  • @johnfranklin4038
    @johnfranklin4038 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    10:46 "one RAAK and you're gone" am I bad that I rewound that 3 times to hear that line over and over again?

  • @Danni_rb
    @Danni_rb 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I accidentally laughed when dobby died in the film because everyone around me was bawling and it was just so odd being in a packed cinema on opening day surround by strangers sobbing like children. It actually made me giggle. The looks I got that day.

  • @Babys-Interior
    @Babys-Interior 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    just one "REAH" and then you're done! Idk why... but this made me laugh so hard!

  • @bandotaku
    @bandotaku 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Javert's death made me angry because it was portrayed so hilariously when I first saw it, and it still does! In the stage musical, that last note that he sings is meant to indicate that he is falling because it starts off loud, and then slowly trails off. In the movie, they do it the EXACT SAME WAY, only he falls AFTER he does the note, so it just looks even more stupid right before his crunch of death. Javert deserved better!

  • @Erinselysion
    @Erinselysion 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I saw les mis in theaters with my friends at least 3 times and we all went from crying to laughing at javerts death all 3 times

  • @zeroinfinity1013
    @zeroinfinity1013 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "The show about things my brain shouts at me while I'm trying to be an adult"
    Perfect

  • @pipuk3
    @pipuk3 9 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    I really hope its a power ranger thing next week :

    • @AcetylsaliciIique
      @AcetylsaliciIique 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      pipuk3 Probably not gonna be though =(

    • @Paeremannen
      @Paeremannen 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +pipuk3
      I don't mind it, but Power Rangers do nothing for me. I never knew of their existence until early adulthood, so I never developed any sort of relationship to them.
      So if there's a video about them, I'll think "cool, that's gonna be fun for the Americans" and then go and have a little cry because they just confuse me. :(

    • @pipuk3
      @pipuk3 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Paeremannen dude I grew up in Belfast Northern Ireland in the 90's and even I know about the power rangers , had their action figures and everything ! if I had to name 2 things to describe my 'childhood it'd be pokemon and power rangers :3

    • @Paeremannen
      @Paeremannen 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, but I grew up in Norway and it never aired here. I guess it's an anglosphere thing or something, we just never imported the show.

    • @AcetylsaliciIique
      @AcetylsaliciIique 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Paeremannen It isn't. I'm French, and the Power Rangers are awesome.

  • @andrewxc1335
    @andrewxc1335 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    9:00 - "He's super dead!"
    Either he saw Hamilton really early on, or this is a tremendous coincidence.

    • @abbie1200
      @abbie1200 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And Hamilton's talking about King Louis... Who was the King of France.. Where Les Mis is set - LINKS

    • @abbie1200
      @abbie1200 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Also have you seen the Hamilton reference in the Aladdin OPCD video?

  • @megahurtz30
    @megahurtz30 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Brad Pitt's death in Meet Joe Black. Brad Pitt's death in Benjamin Button. The people who died in the alien attack in War Of the Worlds....

    • @Stark-Raving
      @Stark-Raving 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The MJB death is definitely intentionally funny

  • @johnkinsey2735
    @johnkinsey2735 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    dude, hands down, this guy is the funniest person working for cracked

  • @organs
    @organs 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    The brunette British woman in Jurassic World deserves a mention.

    • @JaviBee
      @JaviBee 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also the brunette British/German woman in inglorious basterds. It wouldn't be THAT funny, except for Col Hans screams like a tiger as he lunges after her

    • @madelinenagy3207
      @madelinenagy3207 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don't think it was funny as much as it was shocking

  • @TerribleG4mer
    @TerribleG4mer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    why he dressing up like chris pratt now?

  • @J.Artan6
    @J.Artan6 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2019 here....firestorm still on TH-cam

  • @IshanDeston
    @IshanDeston 9 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Did you go tanning with shades on, or do you guys have an intern doing the makeup? Because it looks strange with your face being all tanned wearing an untanned bandit mask.

    • @francescafay9452
      @francescafay9452 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Kajan451 I noticed that too! I kept getting super distracted by it during the entire video, lol. I feel bad commenting on someone's looks, but if it's makeup, he needs a lighter shade and someone to apply it properly. But he's still cute, untanned bandit mask and all. :)

    • @IshanDeston
      @IshanDeston 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I wouldn't have commented if it didn't have distract me. I suspect it was a problem with the make up and lighting. But i might be wrong.

    • @Hirsch3y
      @Hirsch3y 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kajan451 nah, it was totally distracting me the whole time as well. I kept thinking, "was it this bad in the previous vids... I don't remember it being this bad."

    • @SacrificingCrimson
      @SacrificingCrimson 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thanks for saying it, i couldn't stop seeing it! Lighting and/or makeup be damned I still love this show so damn much!

    • @iambiggus
      @iambiggus 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Kajan451 Almost looks like the spray-on tan body builders use.

  • @jackbertwistle3666
    @jackbertwistle3666 9 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Umm... Meet Joe Black?

    • @Tcheera
      @Tcheera 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Jack Bertwistle YESSS! Thanks for saying this. I was scrolling to see if anyone else said it. When I saw that in the theater, EVERYONE starting laughing uncomfortably. And it was so fucked up, but it was way way more awkward and funnier than I think any of these especially juxtaposed against the tone of the movie. I bet no audience has ever been so uncomfortable as the death scene of that film.

    • @TheSuicidalGiraffe
      @TheSuicidalGiraffe 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Jack Bertwistle I went and saw the scene OH MY FUCKING LORD!
      JUST!
      THE BEST!

    • @derekdunbar4694
      @derekdunbar4694 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Jack Bertwistle Was that death not supposed to be funny? I saw that movie like a year ago, and that scene is literally all I remember because it was freaking hilarious. I just assumed it was intentional.

    • @Literally_Anything_Else
      @Literally_Anything_Else 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Jack Bertwistle Haha so true!

  • @TheNightmareBeforeyouakaDrnigh
    @TheNightmareBeforeyouakaDrnigh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You are my favorite on here! Keep it up!!!

  • @DirtCheapFU
    @DirtCheapFU 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    No Samuel L Jackson getting snatched by shark in Deep Blue Sea, right his super motivating ass speech that got the entire theater amped up. "Damn. We're all doomed".

  • @farhanjamli3676
    @farhanjamli3676 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    His face is so weirdly tanned

  • @Thane36425
    @Thane36425 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Funny thing about "Executive Decision:" a friend and I were watching this movie at home and as it was getting started, we were talking about how funny it would be if someone made a movie with some big name action stars, and they all died right at the beginning leaving the second string to finish the movie.

    • @BlazingOwnager
      @BlazingOwnager 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Thane36425 Yep. The marketing hyped Sagal as a major star of the film, why it was great when he died in such an hilarious manner. My friends all laughed and we rewatched that scene over and over. It was a surprise Kurt Russel lead movie... and that is always a pleasant surprise.

    • @Thane36425
      @Thane36425 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Didn't know that. I've never watched "Scream."

    • @TheBearly
      @TheBearly 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Psycho was the first to do it, I think.
      In smaller productions they get a big name for a, usually (and cheaper?), small part and then try to sell the movie based on the celeb.
      SPOILERS:
      These aren't great examples, but Christian Slater was first to die in Mindhunters while Val Kilmer had a minor roll. It also had LL Cool J and Jonny Lee Miller in lead roles.
      I've only seen the first episode of Z Nation, but Harold Perrineau (from Lost) was in it and was, apart from DJ Qualls, the only actor i recognized. And he died, expectedly.

    • @JamesCPotter13
      @JamesCPotter13 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thane36425 Case in point...'The Other Guys'...Buddy cop movie starring Dwayne Johnson and Samuel L. Jackson as two tough, totally awesome cops.
      Who die like 5 minutes in.
      then we have to follow around these two guys....Will Farely and Mack Walburgia?

    • @bcouce
      @bcouce 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +JamesCPotter13 That's actually a bit of an interesting example, because it was unintentional in the sense that they fully expected to continue their reign of badass crime fighting for many years after landing in those bushes.....
      but at the same time, they stood there, talked it over, and planned what to any reasonable person would be their suicide and then proceeded to slap hands one last time and jump off a 20 story building to their deaths....

  • @cassidywoodliff
    @cassidywoodliff 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    In the original Poseidon adventure the man just falls, he's not kicked off by anyone, and that's why the original is a far better movie

    • @susanlansdell863
      @susanlansdell863 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cooper Woodliff and the original has Shelley Winters!x

  • @Richardwhiskey23
    @Richardwhiskey23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Its odd to watch this 4 years later when I watched this under 10k veiws when it first came out. Dan works for john oliver and after hours is over.
    Yall got me through some rough times before i realized what rough times really where considering everything is going on.
    I dont know if the team still checks these but thanks for everything and hope yall are doing well.

  • @builttrainer
    @builttrainer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    The host is fun. The writer(s)? Great. I'll never watch Poseidon as a result!

    • @ufotofu9
      @ufotofu9 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +builttrainer Agreed. This was charming.

    • @gerardinho7dani
      @gerardinho7dani 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +builttrainer what bullshit heroes hahaha

    • @TheFutboler22
      @TheFutboler22 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I believe Big Dan (the host) is also the writer. I might be wrong, but I know he writes, or is at least one of the writers should there be more than one, for many of the scripted series on Cracked. Stuff like After Hours and Rom.Com. He's a fantastic writer. Something about his style of humor and delivery when he's hosting is just the best.

    • @ralphyetmore
      @ralphyetmore 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think "The Poseidon Adventure", the movie this was based on, was a bit better. You might try that

    • @steveswangler190
      @steveswangler190 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the host is lame and trying way to hard to be funny (and failing utterly)

  • @Daffodildo68
    @Daffodildo68 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    i was worried that this list would spoil an interesting movie for me, but it just turns out to be a list of movies i've either never heard of, or had no intention of watching anyway.

    • @pandakatiefominz
      @pandakatiefominz 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bro, Les Misérables is incredible. Every death except for Javerts (and hell, you're crying throughout that song so the crunch doesn't ruin it too badly) is incredible. The songs are fantastic, you feel all of it with your whole heart and soul.

    • @mastermarkus5307
      @mastermarkus5307 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      drzoidberg4evr As a big fan of the book and an average fan of the musical - I thought it was alright. Could've had _some_ better singers (Crowe was awful and I've never liked Jackman's singing voice - it sounds like he's half-talking the whole time) and I didn't think Eddie Redmayne _looked_ like Marius, but overall it had it's really good and really bad in different places.

    • @GraveKing3473
      @GraveKing3473 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Master Markus Agreed, completely. The singing of the two male leads was just...mediocre, to the point I had to keep pausing it and walking away to vent my irritation at the bad singing. Was never able to get submersed into the plot because of it, so the 'powerful emotional scenes' to me were just...dull. I cheered when Javerts died because I wouldn't have to hear him any more, actually.

    • @mastermarkus5307
      @mastermarkus5307 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      GraveKing3473
      I saw it in theatres, so I couldn't really vent, but when I watched it at home, I couldn't help but try singing at the television as if I could somehow guide them to actually hit the right notes.
      I've heard people say that the singing isn't all sleek and perfect because it's showing the "grittiness" of the story. I say, if you're going to show the story in a gritty and realistic way _adapt the book_. The musical is a big Broadway-style musical through-and-through and it certainly has a more "grand" and "glorifying" take on the story than the book does, which is generally more personal and introspective and would certainly suit "gritty and realistic" better.

    • @BitcoinMotorist
      @BitcoinMotorist 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      boe jarton The Rock and Executive Decision are good movies IMO. I have seen all but Les Miserables but I have read the novel in that case. I can't believe I saw Firestorm in the theater and it is now available for free on TH-cam.

  • @DennisShanaberg
    @DennisShanaberg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm not sure if I've just been watching opcd videos back to back for way too long now or if this one is just a goddamn masterpiece, but I just laughed alone in my room rather uncontrollably for a significant while. Thank you Daniel, Mr. O'Brien, you delightful bundle of socially awkward wiki-entries.

  • @jrocket98
    @jrocket98 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you for this! You guys are the BOMB!

  • @bbofun
    @bbofun 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The way he says "Les Miserables" is everything.

  • @rossoconnor4
    @rossoconnor4 9 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Why are you orange today?

    • @skyrimmakurim45
      @skyrimmakurim45 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's a good question

    • @Evelina_412
      @Evelina_412 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Ross O'Connor It's summer, he tanned. Try going outside once in awhile, you'll be surprised to find this thing called the sun.

    • @PeeboTyson
      @PeeboTyson 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Evelina999 Orange tans usually come from a bottle.

  • @xlucykayx
    @xlucykayx 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    One of your videos popped up on my recommends and I've now watched loads because I love your delivery and humour. Subscribed

    • @gimmebackmyarm
      @gimmebackmyarm 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lucy Lyness No use. They closed down and laid off the entire Cracked video department.

  • @breesco
    @breesco 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    A remarkably entertaining collection of what would normally just be eyeballing scenes. Nice work!

  • @user-pi9wh8io5b
    @user-pi9wh8io5b 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "elevator boat spike"
    made my fuckin day man

  • @MrRvhhh
    @MrRvhhh 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Most undeserved death: the assistant from Jurassic World. She does her job, is getting married, and even tries to protect the kids as best she can... so she gets carried away by the dinosaurs, flung through the air, carried away again, and then dropped into the water where this obsessed dino comes back for her before she gets eaten by another dinosaur (i don't know the names, and I don't care to look them up)

  • @xc7pyro513
    @xc7pyro513 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    So uh........how's that spray tan working out for yah😂😂😂😂

  • @robbob1866
    @robbob1866 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Whenever Executive Decision is on, is super pumped to watch Seagal get blown out of the plane. Hilarious video Cracked!

  • @electricbayonet2
    @electricbayonet2 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The podracing scene was already baffling, but...fuck's sake, George Lucas.
    First, he ruined Tuskan Raiders. In 'A New Hope,' they were played up like crazy nomad survivalists that lurked beyond what little civilization Tatooine had.
    And then we saw them in the podracing scene, fucking shooting at the racers. Why? Why are they doing that? Why are they *allowed* to do that? People were making bets on the outcome. There was a fucking Hutt present, and the event was clearly a big fucking deal. It was like watching a bunch of hillbillies started take potshots at the horses at the Kentucky Derby, except in a bizarro-universe where everyone present just kind of shrugged and said, "Oh. Well, I guess that's happening now, too."
    But fucking Max. That scene should've been one of the biggest red flags about the prequels, because I'm pretty sure that George Lucas sincerely thought that bit was supposed to make us laugh. Let that sink in. The man who brought us 'The Empire Strikes Back' thinks comedy is A) farts and B) a father of three suffering a burning, screaming death in front of his entire family.
    If George Lucas had directed 'The Lion King,' Mufasa's death would've included a shot of Mufasa's eyes crossing comically as one of the wildebeests stepped on his lion-dick.

  • @JayDaPeace
    @JayDaPeace 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Meet Joe Black. His death is fucking HYSTERICAL. My sisters and I will rewind it and play it backwards to add a whole new level of hilarity.

    • @mastermarkus5307
      @mastermarkus5307 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      JayDaPeace The part where he gets hit by a car which throws him into the windshield of another incoming car?
      It's amazing.

    • @JayDaPeace
      @JayDaPeace 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      YES! It's THE best.

    • @tors396
      @tors396 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omg I thought I was the only one who do that.

    • @gallantarmor8471
      @gallantarmor8471 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +JayDaPeace I know, I was waiting for that to be #1. It was the only time I can remember that I laughed at a death in a dramatic movie.

  • @menghao737
    @menghao737 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I went to watch Finding Forrester when it came out with a friend, and about halfway through the movie I had to use the bathroom. I choose to attempt to hold it in, because I too get unexplainable migraines at the very thought of missing part of a movie I paid to see. As the movie was wrapping up I was really regretting the large soda I had polished off early on, and was having some of the worst pee cramps of my life. Spoiler alert, but screw you the movie came out sixteen years ago, Sean Connery's character dies of cancer near the end, and as his lawyer is telling Rob Mark's charcter this, right as the lawyer is saying the word cancer, which is where the movie goes quiet to let this somber moment sink in, I suddenly burst out in hysterical, extremely loud laughter. It was a dark theater packed with people, and my friend and I could tell that everybody had turned to look at me. To make matters worse, I immediately got up and sprinted out of the theater at top speed! I can only imagine what was going through those audience members minds. Performing the tightest, fastest pee-walk of my life, I teleported to the bathroom and enjoyed one of the greatest pisses of my life. It probably wasn't Tom Hanks A League of Their Own long, but it ranks near the top for personal records. So I finish up and head back to the theater, and as soon as I walked in every audience member in the theater turned to face me, and some...okay, many were giving me a look. That judging kind of look. My friend was giving me the look. I immediately sat down and proceeded to finish watching the movie, and held in more laughter at the absurdity of the situation. How demented must I have appeared, some young adult male laughing maniacally and happily at death by cancer, racing out of the theater as if ashamed or embarrassed of such behavior, then daring to come back for the finale. My friend leaned in whispered to me, "What the fuck is wrong with you?" I whispered back, "When you gotta go, you gotta go!" I had to hold in another giggle fit. I thought it was funny. My friend did too after I elaborated. Everyone else probably thought I was a monster or psychopath.

    • @alegendarywolf3278
      @alegendarywolf3278 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LMFAO😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 your profile pic is awesome!!!

    • @lukasbieri
      @lukasbieri 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Meng Hao thanks you sooo much for this brilliant comment, it made me burst out in laughter like a complete fool! :')

  • @motojauntx
    @motojauntx 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Laughed non-stop from the moment you pronounced “Le Mis-CCHHRRAB” until the end of the video. Hilarious! 😂

  • @MiniNymph
    @MiniNymph 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I found the one in the elevator upsetting and disturbing rather than hillarious. I don't think I would forgive the characters who killed that guy, I'd either turn the movie off or spend the whole time hoping they lost. I feel really sad now.

    • @joeger3877
      @joeger3877 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MiniNymph i know right? makes you feel cold inside.

    • @SonofTiamat
      @SonofTiamat 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's why I hate modern disaster movies, they seem to get off on killing innocent people by the truckload. Watching an overly elaborate death is only cathartic when you want to see the guy die because they're either a bad guy or an asshole. Watching it happen to an innocent person pleading for their life is just fucked up.

    • @BitcoinMotorist
      @BitcoinMotorist 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MiniNymph Josh Lucas's character saved a life. Freddy's character was dead anyway. It was a gutsy and correct call to tell him to kick him off. The only other option would be to let them both go.

    • @MiniNymph
      @MiniNymph 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Patrick Dukemajian I may not have seen the whole movie, but I'm pretty sure I saw a woman and a kid sitting about doing nothing in that clip. Maybe they are both paralysed or something and can't help, but I think my first idea in that position would have been to increase the upwards force by calling them over to help out rather than decreasing the load.

    • @vitorbf
      @vitorbf 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +MiniNymph
      It's easy to say what we would do from our comfort. Remember any dangerous situation from your life where you had to decide something at that instant and you'll notice that your mind went blank and reasoning became neglected in favor of action or paralysis!
      It's just hard to judge what people do in survival situations...

  • @Gunman610
    @Gunman610 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love how movies have to show that a character that they are unequivocally dead or else it doesn't count. Like people will think that Javert will show up in the sequel or something.

  • @SimplyDudeFace
    @SimplyDudeFace 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is brilliant. I miss you guys.

  • @izzojoseph2
    @izzojoseph2 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dude, your narration is awesome! Funnier than the accidental death scenes!

    • @izzojoseph2
      @izzojoseph2 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I couldn’t stop laughing

  • @Moonshooter1
    @Moonshooter1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Can we all agree that Russell Crowe in Les Mis was unintentionally hilarious in every way?

    • @AmazingThor
      @AmazingThor 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I laughed out loud at the first note out of his dumb mouth and I laughed even harder when he splatted on the fountain

  • @mrs.featherbottom5901
    @mrs.featherbottom5901 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Cool, cool, cool" there at the end... echoes of Abed?

  • @jonners999
    @jonners999 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    First one of these I’ve watched. Damn near laughed myself sick. Subscribed.

  • @Born2beSPRA
    @Born2beSPRA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I remember my friends took me to see les mis and I went because two hot girls who like musicals wanted to go and it had Russell Crowe and Hugh Jackman so after being bored for an hour and half. I see Russell Crowe shatter as a meat bag on the ground. I couldn’t stop laughing for 10 minutes, abs hurting, ruining the experience for everyone. That’s a great memory

  • @VonCoco1944
    @VonCoco1944 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Because this presenter speaks at incredible and incomprehensible speed I clicked on settings and adjusted the video speed to 0.5 at which point the whole thing not only became watchable but also hilarious! The guy sounds whisky drunk yet lucid to the point of brilliance.

    • @sachinmistry1
      @sachinmistry1 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +espritDes Wow, this video was funny before, and now it became a lot more hilarious at half speed!

    • @ianmoseley9910
      @ianmoseley9910 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I had no problem understanding him

  • @smeggie42
    @smeggie42 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i have to add the propeller guy from titanic i have never laughed so hard at a death before

  • @JFKozlowskiJr
    @JFKozlowskiJr 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    This guy..just gets me. jus came across this today but yeah- honestly- unwittingly hilarious. must like, share and subscribed hahaha happy new year Brother

  • @trevorjroberts
    @trevorjroberts 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This guy is actually funny. Loved the commentary. Great job dude.

  • @Kyrax88
    @Kyrax88 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    why isn't this guy hosting the Daily Show?!?

  • @seanfitzpatrick6049
    @seanfitzpatrick6049 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    we need opcd more often , that phantom menace Guy threw me for a loop

  • @Ffeliciano3
    @Ffeliciano3 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is funny as hell. Awesome job

  • @lifeforce3451
    @lifeforce3451 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I remember that scene from posseidon it was disturbing and the guy was hispanic and "served" the whites and then trown and sacrificed, disgusting.

    • @redeye4516
      @redeye4516 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I don't think he was Hispanic, but he was definitely no older than 20 at most. So, an old guy kills someone who hasn't even reached the prime of their life, and only helped everyone. And we're supposed to like the old guy. Yeah, that movie was shit.

    • @allpossibleworlds
      @allpossibleworlds 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I haven't seen this movie, but watching the scene in this video, it doesn't look "hilarious" at all. It's horrendous.

    • @lifeforce3451
      @lifeforce3451 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes its kind of awkward and disgusting maybe also because its reflect the reality of people.

    • @KuueenKumi
      @KuueenKumi 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      This was so awful. Josh Lucas never disappointed me more.

    • @turdferguson9923
      @turdferguson9923 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      you racist...